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We know that Trina is grown,
but she's been through so much.

Yes, ma'am.

Jacent and I are walking
into a lion's den.

I just hope Jace can handle it
because this is my family.

They're not going anywhere.

And you know, like,
while she all goo-goo eyes,
we not, though.

Unh-unh.

A couple of days ago...

You're only teenagers.

I am trying to prevent
a wedding here, people.

They are too young
to start having babies.

Okay, so you've bartended.
Now do you bartend?

Can you imagine us
behind the bar just kind of
running the show?

I decided to push
my Bar-Chix grand opening
another week

and there are still
some very important things

that need to get finished,

like finding
the rest of my staff.

San Diego!

Traci, can you sing tonight?

Y'all wanna hear
Traci singing?

It's now or never for Traci.

She's either gonna
sink or swim.

♪ We are the Braxtons,
and you'll see ♪

♪ That we are not like
an ordinary family ♪

♪ Toni, Traci,
Towanda, Trina ♪

♪ Tamar and Miss E will
teach you a thing or two ♪

♪ On "Braxton
Family Values." ♪

Did y'all know
Traci got a song out?

It's doing so good!

Traci, can you sing tonight?
Can you sing a little?

Y'all wanna hear
Traci singing?

When Toni asked me
if I could sing,

I'm like, "Oh, my God.
Look at all these people

looking at you."

I'm like,
"Wow, this is my moment.

I better not fudge up
at all."

♪ It's the last call ♪

♪ Hey, Cupid,
why you looking stupid? ♪

♪ You got an arrow, don't you?
Won't you use it? ♪

♪ Dig through
the bag of love ♪

♪ Paint my perfect picture ♪

♪ And make me lovesick ♪

♪ I need a strong
prescription ♪

♪ Why it so different
when it comes to me? ♪

♪ How many more times
can I believe ♪

♪ B-b-before I let go
of this fantasy? ♪

♪ 'Cause it's
so damn real to me ♪

♪ When your body's
close to me... ♪

I haven't seen Traci
perform before,

but I thought
she looked confident

and she was sexy onstage.

She demanded the audience,
"Look at me. Listen to me."

I'm so proud of her.

Yay, Traci!

♪ Breathe, yay,
yeah, ya ya ♪

♪ Breathe, I'm so tired
of the hurt ♪

♪ And the house light's on ♪

♪ This is my last call ♪

♪ Last call... ♪

Traci is on fleek, okay?

I love my sisters.

I'll always be here
for them.

I feel like Traci
really deserves this night.

♪ It's my last call. ♪

Thank y'all!

Give it up for Traci!

I can't believe I did it.
It felt amazing.

I sang my face off
and the audience loved it.

And what meant the most to me
about tonight

is that all my sisters and Mom
were there to cheer me on.

It feels like
a dream come true.

I love you!
Good night!

This was a beautiful night
for the whole family.

I mean, we got to see
Traci shine onstage,

and I've always known
she had it in her.

I hate to rush away,
but, ugh, Traci did so good.

- I know she did.
- I'm gonna open up
the champagne before--

Hey!

Thank y'all so much!

- Ooh, you're welcome!
- Oh, my God.

Trina didn't give it as much
as she should've, though.

But she did shake
a little shimmy-shimmy.

- How're you feeling?
-I feel good.

- You feel good all over?
- Yeah.

- I was gonna say that.
- Well, you didn't.

Okay, when I first
got on there,
I was like, "Okay.

Oh! I gotta start
right now."

- Did you?
- I really did.

There's Marcus!

Yeah, Marcus!

- Traci, awesome job!
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- You go, girl.

- Thank you, thank you.
- You want some champagne?

Yeah.
We got to toast to Trace.

- To the "Last Call!"
- To "Last Call!"

To alcohol!

Yay!

Traci!

- One of many, Traci.
- Yeah, I'm so excited.

I'm so excited.
I can't wait to do this again.

Yeah!

I mean, it's about time
y'all done came.

We've been here.

Well, why nobody
made the cabbage, then?

I don't know.

We are supposed to be
cooking for Mommy, not Tamar.

You can make cabbage.
Cabbage takes 20 minutes.

-Did I hear my name?
- Hey, Mom.

All righty, then.

So after Toni's concert

and Traci's amazing performance
in San Diego last night,

me and the other
girls decided

to cook some of Mommy's
favorite dishes for her.

So I've been cooking all day

and everybody else has been
standing around watching.

I made oxtails and risotto.

- You can make cabbage.
- I'm not eating that.

What are we having?

- ♪ What are we having? ♪
- I've never made cabbage.

If you tell me now to make it,
I'll make it.

Trina's still a black girl.
She can make cabbage.

And she got herself
a brother, too.

She can make cabbage by now!

Trina, how's Jacent?

Things are going well.
I didn't wanna move
too quickly.

Maybe things will progress,
maybe they won't.

I don't know.

I like Jacent,
but I'm still a little leery

because I'm not
trying to move too quickly.

Jace has passed
the sister/Mommy test,

but now Daddy's
coming to Atlanta

and he is rather insistent
upon meeting Jacent.

So I'm a little nervous
to go home.

You don't have
a-- a electric...

It don't work.

This doesn't either.

We having a problem
opening that, Trina?

She brought me this,
but it don't work.

Trina is not...

as, I guess, experienced

as the rest of the other girls
with cooking.

Oh, y'all putting
the whole can in?

- Mm-hmm.
- Well, Mom, there's no
water in there at all.

It's not cabbage soup.
It's cabbage.

I have enough
weighing on my mind right now,

and making the perfect
cabbage dish

is the last thing
I'm concerned about right now.

Traci, what's that?
Banana pudding paste?

It's custard.

You got to add a little bit
more milk to her, honey.

You gonna be eating that
with a knife and fork.

Good.

I was inspired to make banana
pudding since we all decided

that was going to be
our safe word

whenever someone's feelings
are gonna get hurt.

"Banana pudding"
is our word.

To do what with?

To calm us down
or to bring peace

or to say your feelings
are getting hurt.

- Mm-hmm.
- Banana pudding.

Is that mousse?

Y'all all do it.

My sisters should wait
to eat the damn pudding

before they offer criticism.

Banana pudding.
Banana pudding!

Banana pudding!

Traci, come back. Traci!

Traci, get out your fans,
girl!

I'm sure it's delicious.

It just, you know,

looks a little crazy
right now, that's all.

But I'm sure
it's great, Traci.

She said, y'all do it,
so I guess I'll...

put the cookies on top.
Oh, it's very dense.

- There's Traci.
- What happened
to the whipped cream?

What-- I don't know
what to do!

Girl, I don't know
my way around
anybody else's kitchen.

Do you know what a refri--
look how Traci found
the "re-frigidaire."

Yeah, my sisters didn't support
my banana pudding,

but the next thing
I need to do

is to get back to Maryland

to deal with
my son's engagement.

I don't want be
a grandmother anytime soon.

Not at all.

You want me to fix you
a plate now?

Yeah, but it doesn't
seem like nobody's ready.

I mean, there could never be
a cook like me,

I understand that,
but do what you do.

Try it.

Isn't it good?

It tastes like oxtails
and rice with cheese on it.

Which is risotto,
but okay.

Cheese rice.

Thank you.

- Hey, padre.
- Hey, chico.

I think I stepped
on your foot.

- Sorry.
- I have two of 'em.

Daddy, this is Jace.
Jace, this is my Daddy.

- How you doing, Jace?
- Okay.

As soon as I get
back in town,

Daddy came to Atlanta
to meet Jacent.

And one of my sisters
must've told him

that Jace met with
them and Mommy,

so now Daddy wants his turn
at the interrogation table.

So, you know what?
Let's just get this over with.

I understand you
had a chance to meet with

- the other girls.
-Yes, I did.

- Okay. Well--
- It was interesting.

That's all you have to say?
"Interesting?"

They definitely did their
due diligence.

Well, you had a chance to meet
some very interesting people.

- I did.
- And some people who are

very, very much concerned
about their sister.

Mm-hmm.

And here you come out
of the clear blue sky.

That's-- that's why
I made the trip down here

just to find out
about you

and what's your intentions
toward my daughter.

First, it was a contractual
agreement with the bar.

- Mm-hmm.
- That's how it started.

And when I noticed
the woman that she was.

It became more personal.

She's a special woman to me.

So...

what's you're take on
the business? 80-20?

50-70?

None of the above.

You just had to help her out?

Yes, sir.

And that's
your sole purpose, right?

- It was.
- Okay.

I just asked.

So are your needs
getting fulfilled

- by helping her?
-They are.

Wouldn't you say so?

Jacent, we're good people,
but, uh, I don't play.

- Daddy.
- I don't play.

Especially when
it comes to my girls.

I don't play.

Hey, Livvie.
Hey, Kevin.

You ain't pregnant,
are you?

- Y'all dry humping?
- That's nasty.

Can I do a pregnancy test, please?

No! God, no.

I might have to do
something drastic.

Jacent had lunch with Daddy.

I don't play.

- Daddy.
- I don't play.

Especially when it comes
to my girls.

I don't play.

This is going way
to the left.

He brought up
his facilitating needs and--

It's a little--

- It's a lot more than that.
- What is it?

A lot more than what,
Jace?

- Yeah, I'm listening.
- Um, I like her.

You just like her?

I'm not sure
where my dad is going

with this line
of questioning,

but I have so much going on
right now with Bar-Chix,

Jace is still finishing
the construction,

and right now I'm fine
with how our relationship
has been progressing.

Slow and steady.

Okay.

I like her like--
You see a car. You like it.

You look at it,
and you look at it,

and then once
you decide to go

and really test-drive it
and see how it is--

You wanna test-drive it?

Not like that,
you know what I mean?

Now wait a minute.
Like a car?
You wanna ride her?

Oh, Jesus.

I don't understand that.

- No, sir.
- That's what you said.

You gone way out
left field now.

You facilitating a need,

and now you wanna ride her?

Jacent, I'm not following
what you're trying to say.

Say what you want.
Say what you want!

I want your daughter.
I definitely do.

- You what?
-I definitely--

- You want her what?
- Entirely.

Ho ho!
Whoa ho ho ho!

- Her heart?
- Yes, sir.

- And your money?
- Not at all.

- You said everything.
- No, not that.

It's coming out now.

I really like Jacent

and I know
he's a really good guy,

but he's starting to sound
a little too serious

about our relationship.

And I'm not trying
to lose my cool,

but I'm in
super shock right now.

Jacent,
I hope you didn't think
this was gonna be easy.

Because it wasn't easy
when you're sitting down

with the girls
and with Miss E.

- It wasn't.
- Okay.

And it's not gonna get
any better, okay?

Okay.

Jacent,
I got my eye on you.

Yeah, this is cool.
You want me to help you?

There it is. Yay!

- Yeah!
- You're so cool.

- Take 'em off.
- You wanna take 'em off?

- Why?
- You sure?

But you need 'em.
The sun's in your eyes.

Excuse me.

Excuse you.
Excuse me, what?

You don't want
your glasses, Logan?

- Maybe Monday.
- Maybe Monday?

Maybe Monday?

You wanna walk on...

- You want-- you what?
- Walk on the grass.

- Logan.
- Okay.

Now sometimes I feel bad
because Logan is by himself.

I know it was a lot of fun
growing up

with a lot of siblings,
and I definitely want Logan

to have that,
but I ain't my mama.

I ain't here to get pregnant
all the time now.

Logan, how old are you?

- Two.
-Two?

You will be two.

Soon.

What about
a birthday party?

Do you want
a birthday party?

- Maybe Monday.
-Maybe Monday.

Mom, what do you think about
we having his birthday party...

- In Atlanta.
- Yeah, at Legoland.

What do you think?
Hey, hey, hey!

And I'll tell you why.

- Because all his cousins
are there.
- Yeah.

- So Atlanta
would be a good place.
- Yeah.

You know, I hope that all
my sisters can be there because

I'm really trying
to make a memorable
birthday for Logan.

Logan,
you want a birthday party?

- Maybe Monday.
- Not maybe Monday, Logan.

Maybe Monday.

You can go see
your cousins
Eric and Caleb

and Braxton and Brooke.

Where you going?

Ray Charles?

Well, come on, Logan.
This is all about you

telling my mama
to make you some
chicken and biscuits.

- Come on.
- Maybe Monday.

- Yes.
- I'm not making biscuits
today, Logan.

- Eat.
- Yes, let's eat.

- On your mark.
- Get set.

- Get set, ready, go!
- Go!

Whew!

Trina, I've never been
here before.

- Hello.
- How are you?

Good.

My Bar-Chix grand opening
is coming up really fast.

So Towanda came with me
to pick up some supplies

because I can use
all the help I can get.

I need some
to-go containers, too.

Oh. Do you need this?

- Yeah, a box of those.
- I don't have a cart.

Has to be a cart, huh?

Who gonna push it?

Didn't you come with me?
You have to push the cart.

That was not the deal.
I did not sign up for this.

Towanda,
you're here to help.
You're here to help.

I'll get the cart.

I'm doing a lot of free
manual labor over here.

I better get a lifetime
of free cocktails

and anything
that's on that menu

once Bar-Chix opens, Trina.

- Oh! Trini!
- No. I don't need those.

- That's a waste of money.
I don't need them.
- Well, can I look?

It's like coming in here
and bringing your kids.

I don't have time
for this right here.

I'm not calling you a kid.
I'm just saying.

Maybe more than a lifetime
of drinks, I think.

What's going on
with the bar, Trina?

- Well, Towanda,
- Hmm?

It's a lot of
hurry up and wait.

- Don't you hate that?
- I do. And the thing is,

you still have to be great,
you still have to be nice,

You have to be wonderful
to everybody,

even if they tell you
they're coming tomorrow,

and they don't come
until next week.

You gotta be glad and say,
"Oh, God! How are you?

Good to see you.
Thank you for coming."

I'm starting to freak out
over getting this bar opened.

I've barely started
hiring my staff,

and I still need
an inspection.

The longer
this opening process takes,

the more I have to spend
and pay for overhead,

and I need Jace to focus on

what's happening
with the bar

more than our
relationship right now.

Jacent had lunch
with Daddy.

- Were you there?
- Yeah!

So, you know how Jacent
thinks he is, like,

so smooth and so suave?

Daddy was like,
"So what do you want
with my daughter?"

And he said, "Everything."

Daddy said, "So let me guess.
You want her mind, her body,

her spirit, her money?"

- Look at Daddy.
- I know. I know.

Everything he said,
Daddy shot him down.

Whoo!

Game recognized game.

You know what I think it is?

I think Daddy's had enough
of you being hurt.

Yeah, Daddy said I'm not
that good at picking husbands,

so I should just stop.

I think it was really quick

for him to meet Daddy
and stuff like that.

I'm not ready for all that,

but I think Daddy
felt a certain kind of way
'cause he met Mommy.

You know what I mean?
And us, so...

- It's very "nervousing."
- Why?

Because I just got out
of a situation with,

- you know
that "liabetic."
- Yes.

And, it just--

I don't wanna move too fast.
You know what I mean?

Because I'm that single-guy,
single-girl kind of girl.

- Like, don't stop
believing in magic.
- You do.

But I do.
You know what I mean?

I don't believe in
dating all around.

And right now,
we've been spending
so much time together,

but I just don't want it
to elevate too quickly.

Well, amen!
I'm glad you said that,
Trini-weenie.

I am so relieved
that Trina has stated

that she wants to take things
slow with Jacent.

Because the last thing
that Trina needs right now

is to be locked down
in a relationship, okay?

She needs to focus on meeting
lots of men or something.

Date. You know?

Don't hide it, divide it.
Just date.

'Cause you know
if I move too fast,
my mind starts to change,

and then I get bored,
and then that's never good.

You weren't bored
for 14 years.

Can we-- can we not even
talk about that, though?

No, I'm talking about that's--
that's a good thing.

You know what?
That was a stressful thing.
It made me fat.

- Trina, you're not fat.
- A little-- I'm fluffy.

But you're not fat.

- Touch my arm.
- No.

- Please? Please? Please?
- No. No.

Touch it. Ha ha!

I'm running out of patience
with this damn engagement.

Kevin, Jr.
and his fiancée Oliviah,

they are too young
to get married!

It is time for us three
to get together

and have a serious talk.

- Hey, Livvie. Hey, Kevin.
- Hi.

What y'all trying to do,

finish with the Braxton
tradition of being late?

- We're not that late.
- We try to be on time.

Is it because y'all two was
spending time with each other?

- No.
- No, no, no.

So what did you
wanna talk about?

I think that ring
need to be a promise ring.

Y'all need to wait.
You ain't pregnant, are you?

No. God, no.
I'm okay.

Let me see your stomach.

No babies.
I don't want no babies.

I promise. No babies.

Can I do a
pregnancy test, please?

Those are classroom straws.

Well, I've been drinking
out of 'em the whole day.

Well, that's why I'm not
gonna drink out of 'em,

because you, Tribble,
you're a little,
you know, earthy.

What do you think,
that people, like, licked 'em

- and put 'em back in there?
- Probably.

Watch this.

Oh, yeah!

She says she's in traffic.

Unacceptable.

I'm just really feeling
frustrated because

none of my sisters
are here.

They better
get their ass here soon.

They don't wanna miss
his little party,

you know what I mean?

I think y'all need to wait.

- You ain't pregnant, are you?
- No! God, no. I'm okay.

Can I do a pregnancy
test, please?

- No.
- No?

No.

We're not doing
anything like that.

There's no baby.
There's no nasty.

- There's nothing.
- You're not...

No knocking.
No. Nothing.

No, no, no, no.

Y'all dry humping?

- You know what
dry humping is.
- No, I don't--

You do all that
with your hips.

- Nasty.
- Wow!

Those two won't admit
to anything,

but I must say this,

they doing some kind
of bumping and grindings.

No, they not having sex,
but they-- somebody's--

they rubbing real hard.

I have an attitude.

This mommy is not happy.

- It's okay.
- It's not okay.

I want y'all to wait.

I want y'all to wait
for a long time.

How long y'all gonna wait
to get married?

I hope, uh, 12 years.

- In two years, Mom.
- Not-- not 12.

- In two?
-Yeah.

I-- you know-- unh-unh.

I'm a parent.

I want the best

out of both y'all lives.

It's hard.

Marriage is a job.

Don't y'all wanna wait
for a little bit?

I can't please everybody.

You know, Oliviah
can't please everybody.

I think right now
it's time for me to do
what makes us happy,

rather than trying to make
everybody else happy.

I tried to talk Kevin
out of this engagement
several times.

I tried being nice.
I tried being reasonable.

I've tried prayer!

Nothing I say can make them

understand
how serious this is.

I might have to do
something drastic.

Look what you did.
You drove her to drink.

This water's not doing
absolutely nothing.

This gonna be fun.

- Really?
- Oh, my gosh!

- Thank you, Ashlee.
- Thank you, Ashlee.

Tribble, one of
my potential bartenders,

told me about
this great mixology school,

and the instructor Alex

set up a meeting
with his former top students
to do a workshop

so I can get some
great drink ideas

and potentially find
some new bartenders.

I still need eight more
stellar staff members

to add to my roster.

- Tribble, good to see you.
- Great to see you again.

- Y'all come on, sit down.
- Okay, we wanna sit.

So, Alex,
as you know from Tribble,

I am just opening up
a brand-new wine
and tapas bar in Duluth.

- Yeah.
- And with that being said,

I'm looking for new--
I'm looking for new,

- exotic menu drinks.
- We'll get you there.

We'll get you there.
We'll get you there.

You guys are
my number one students.

So let's take it up a notch.
You know what I'm saying?

Guess what I have?

Anybody got a suggestion
for a drink?

- Flor de "Gaña."
- Caña.

- Flor de Caña.
- C-A-ñ-A.

- It's good rum.
It's an Asian rum.
- It is. Yes, it is.

Not everyone is familiar
with what Flor de Caña is,

and it's one of
my favorite liqueurs,

and it's definitely
something I would want

one of my signature drinks
to be at the bar.

And I love that some
of the guys here

already know exactly
what it is.

But I just want to see
what kind of signature drink

they can come up
with the Flora de Caña.

All right.
So ounce-and-a-half.

For the class.

- We do a little lime squeeze.
-This is so delicious.

All right, I'll get
you a fresh glass.

- Salut.
- Can I try some?

Wait.
That's not my cup.

You try it.
You tell us what you think.

- That's your drink.
- Oh, it's good.

Mm. Thank you.

I think the presentation
for that drink specifically

would be better
deconstructed,

because making it
look like that

doesn't have
an aesthetic appeal.

- It doesn't.
- It doesn't.

If you do it deconstructed
in a low-ball glass

with some aromatics,

it would look
a lot different.

This could definitely
be a drink at Bar-Chix.

It tastes delicious,

and I really like
Michael's ideas

about deconstructing
the drink.

I mean, I've known
Alex for a while.

We're friends.
We've known each other
for a while.

- Really?
- Ever since I moved
to Atlanta.

I do a lot more
craft bartending
and molecular mixology.

I like to do, like,
advance presentations.
I like to do menus.

I do menus for
a lot of places
I've worked for.

I'm actually liking what
I'm hearing from Michael.

If he's an expert mixologist
like he's saying,

he could be a major asset
for Bar-Chix.

So, my question--
what is your
name again, Kelly?

So, Kelly,
how long have you been
making drinks?

And what's your favorite?

And then I actually got
a job at a strip club.

- It's called Pink Pony.
- Pink Pony!

You work at the Pony?

You work at the Pink Pony?

Working at a strip club
isn't the class of bartenders

I'm looking for.

And why does Towanda
seem so familiar with

and excited
about the Pink Pony?

- And what about you?
- I've bartended for, like,
four years now.

I just moved.
Now I'm trying to find a job.

- Oh, okay, cool. Okay.
- Yeah.

- Moved down from where?
- New York.

Nice.

Bartending in New York
is pretty competitive,

so Sariyah
might have some potential.

I have my eye on a few
of the bartenders today.

Trina, with Sariyah,
if I was a customer
I told you earlier,

the one thing
that she does have--

I don't know how good
of a bartender she is--

but I would order--

I would order the drink
on the top of this shelf,

and if you had to get it,
Sariyah, what would you do?

Turn around.

And I would sit there
and I'd say,

I'd just-- yep.
And I'd be like,
right-- yeah.

- Really, Tribble?
- And now we got a bartender.

- You're so bad.
- I'd almost stay there
for four, five drinks.

Thank you, though.
I guess it's a compliment.

- It is a compliment.
- Thank you.

Oh, absolutely.
You're all beautiful.

Tribble is such a ham
and I love his personality.

I feel like he's gonna be
one of the major draws

for Bar-Chix as a bar boy.

This one right there.

Well, I've been
drinking out of them
the whole day.

Well, that's why
I'm not gonna drink
out of 'em,

because you,
Tribble, you a little,
you know, earthy.

What do you think,

that people licked 'em
and put them back in?

Probably.
That's recycled.

Watch this.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my God!

- And I'm still gonna be
walking tomorrow.
- Tribble!

- It's okay.
- That is disgusting!

- Give me my purse, please.
- It doesn't matter.

Give me my purse.
Come on.

And on that note,
I appreciate it.

Thank you all so much
for allowing me to sit here

and get a little bit
more knowledge

and to make
these drinks for me.

And, uh, hopefully,
we'll be in touch, Alex.

Right now, I have to
get back to Bar-Chix
for a big delivery,

and then I have to rush over
to Logan's birthday party.

There's just
way too much to do.

- Bye-bye, thank you.
- Thanks, Tribble.

Namaste. Namaste.

Namaste.

I got an interesting e-mail,

but you have to guess
what it is.

- Charades.
-Baby.

Baby dance to sex.

- Okay, just tell us.
- No!

Kevin?

What y'all doing
all lovey-dovey?

Reading.

I can't believe
I walk into this.

Kevin and Oliviah
in the damn bed together.

They acting like
they live together.

Really?

If y'all gonna read,
go out there and read,

not behind closed doors.

'Cause we're studying.
We have to focus.

That's study and focus?

You don't study
and focus like that!

Me and your daddy
don't focus like that!

- We're having Bible study.
- Yeah.

But y'all can go out there
and read the Bible.

- We could, but we're not.
- It's comfortable right here.

But, Kevin, you--
you had your hands
on her boobies.

No, on my arm.

- Your arm's not--
- This side.

- It's this side.
- It was right here.

Well, then,
we need to pray.

Dear Lord...

...Lord Jesus,

'cause now they saying
they reading the Bible

and stuff like that,
and, um--

Amen.

Just guide me, Lord Jesus.

- Amen.
- Good prayer.

That's crazy.

It's my little
Logie's birthday,

and we reserved
a private room at Legoland--

like, his favorite place.

- Whoa!
-Whoa!

- Yay!
- What is that?

Wow, look at that!

- Wow!
- Legoland!

Let's go to Logan's
party room!

All of my sisters
are coming for some fun

and some cupcakes
and some rides.

But I don't see
my sisters here.

They better get
their ass here soon.

Whoa, Logan!

Whoa! Yay!

Yay, Logie!

Happy birthday!

I don't know.
Gotta call the girl.

Yeah.

Right off the bat,

I notice there
ain't no cupcakes, okay?

Now everybody
who has a kid knows

that the cake is everything
at the birthday party.

Now man needs
to get on the phone

with this little
cupcake girl

and find out where the hell
my cupcakes are at.

You have a number
where I can call her?

I just texted her.
This is crazy.

I'd rather call her
if you can get a number.

Whoa!

Let Mom help.

Hey, how far are you?

We just need to get on here
as soon as we can

'cause it started--
she says she's in traffic.

Unacceptable.

Oh, no, I don't mean--

I just want--

I don't want to miss
his little party.

All right.

Okay, cool.

It's the case of
the missing cupcakes.

We don't have cupcakes?

She's late.

It's unprofessional.

What color you want?

-No whining.
- Big boy.

Hey, no whining
on your birthday.

So far the cupcakes
are late,

none of my sisters are here,

and Logan is, like,
fussy right now.

I'm just really feeling
frustrated because

this is not how I envisioned
his birthday at all.

- Hi!
- About time.

Happy birthday,
Logie!

Give me kisses.

What're you playing?

- What're you playing?
- We're building a frog.

- Toni, he's upset.
- Upset about what?

Okay, Tamar's fussing
and saying I'm late,

but it looks like
both Tamar and Logan
could use a nap.

No!

Okay, okay, okay.

Logan's still fussy
and not having it,

but I don't know,
I think I might have
a good idea

that's gonna cheer him up.

Come on, Logan.
Let's go on some rides.

The train!
Let's go follow the train!

You see it?

- Yay!
- Girl.

- Hi!
- What're you wearing?

Hey, guys. Hi!

- What're y'all wearing?
- Hi.

Y'all are late.

Towanda and Trina
finally show up

to the party an hour late,

and it seems pretty rude
to me, okay?

But, you know,
I don't wanna ruin
Logan's birthday,

so I'm just not
gonna say nothing.

I'm just gonna
keep it moving.

Y'all are late.

Hi!

- Hi!
- We going this way.

You coming this way?

Towanda and I were late

because we were waiting
for a delivery at Bar-Chix

that came late.

But we wouldn't have
missed this for the world.

Hi!

So he sits
in his own seat, correct?

Hi!

Let's go!

Up, up, and away!

Logie-lo! Whoo!

Hi, Logan.

Oh, hi, honey.

Traci came all the way
from Maryland.

So I'm just so glad
that she's here,

and I'm so relieved
that the cupcakes finally came.

We can get
this party started.

Hey, Logie.
Say, "Hey, Trini."

Hi, Trini.

That's all that
needs to be said.
Thank you very much.

No!

Yes, yes, yes.

Ambra.
You wanna say,
"Hey, Ambra."

- Hi, Ambra.
-Hi!

And what about Tray-Tray?

- Say, "Hey, Tray-Tray."
- Hi, Tray-Tray.

Hey, Logie.

Well, Logan,
I love you so much,

and you are
such an amazing baby.

And you're the best thing
that ever happened

to Mommy and Daddy.

And we love you so much.

And we just thank you
for being a light in our lives.

You're an angel.
A real light. I love you.

You got anything
you want to say?

- No.
- Oh, okay.

Do you wanna tell everybody
thank you for coming?

- Yeah.
- Say it.
Say thank you.

- Thank you.
- For coming.

- For coming.
- Now let's eat cupcakes.

- Whoo!
- Yay!

Trace, you took
my wig off?

- This is mine.
- It's mine.
I had it first.

No, you didn't.

I'll let you
borrow it for now.

Unh-unh.
I let you borrow it.

Yes, Traci?

Traci, you took
my wig off?

Uh, this is not yours.

That's new.
That's Traci's.

- It's mine. I had it first.
-No, you didn't.

I just did my photo shoot
three weeks ago!

But that don't mean
you had it first.

- I had this on
your baby shower.
- Yeah.

I'm talking about--
I'm talking about--

- Right!
- No, not right.

I let you borrow
it for now.

Unh-unh.
I let you borrow it.

I had the girls
fly back to L.A. with me

because I have a big, huge,

last-minute
surprise for them.

Toni is super busy
with her kids today

and she already knows
the surprise, anyway,

so I asked
the girls to come by

so I can tell them
all about it.

Well, I got
an interesting e-mail.

- You did?
- Of course, I did.

And it's great,

and everybody's
gonna be "excite-tred."

But you have
to guess what it is.

I'm trying to guess what
kind of feathers those are.

And I'm gonna tell you what.

At "Hello," when I saw it,
it was a little jarring,

but the more I look at it,

it's pretty fantastic.
I think I really like that.

I'm pretty fantastic.
I look like I can shoot
a video right now.

I didn't say you,
I said the hat.

Have you peeked my outfit?
It's like straight Baltimore.

- Dope.
- Like round the way, girl.

Round the way,
Beverly Hills,

she won in
Calabasas movement.

Pocahontas.

Wear the crown.
Be the crown.

You are the crown.

- I am a princess.
- Okay, it looks great.

What's the surprise?

We have to try to guess
the surprise, she said.

-Okay.
- We've been invited
somewhere.

- Um...
- Person, place,
or thing?

All of the above.

- Um, is it fun?
- Very.

It's something that
we've always wanted to do.

Does it require a stage?

Always.

Oh, so, we going
on tour with Tamar?

- Not this time.
-Okay.

Well, she said it was--
it's fun, it's go on tour

- Tour is always fun.
- She didn't say a tour.

Girl, you made it up
in your head.

Do we have to sing?

Not this time.

Is it laughter?

Can be.

Does it involve a check?

That's a good question.

It definitely does...

- Charity.
- Yes.

Oh, okay.
Is it a charity event?

Yes.

But it's fun?

But I do have to say
something that

we're all familiar with
and we always wanted to do,

and now the opportunity
has presented itself,

and it's going to be something
Toni Braxton agrees to.

Toni is already in on
the surprise, too?

Are we all performing
at Carnegie Hall

or at the White House
with the president
or something?

Tamar needs to just stop
being so mysterious.

Okay, just tell us.

Okay, okay, okay.
Uh, Charades.

Two words.

- First word.
- Okay.

- "O."
- Together.

Everything.

- Jamaican?
-
They'll never get it.

- Dancing? Baby.
- Baby.

- Dance.
- Baby dance.

No!

Baby dance--
it's sex.

Getting it. Sex.

What's it supposed to be?
Somebody with a family?

- Ah!
- Oh!

- Family.
- "Family Feud"!

Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

"Family Feud," yeah!

But, no, no,
better than "Family Feud."

"Celebrity Family Feud."

-Yes!
- Yes.

Guess what, guess what,
guess what.

Not only is
Steve Harvey hosting,

but we're going against
Anthony Anderson.

You know what?
He texted me.

He said, "I'm gonna
see you soon."

And I didn't know
what that meant.

- Really?
- Yes!

He's stupid!

We've known Anthony Anderson

and his family
for a long time.

But make no mistake--

just because we're friends

doesn't mean
we're playing nice.

Get ready to lose,
Anderson family.

Everybody get on
their P's and Q's,

because we're gonna
have to practice,

because we will not
be winging this thing.

We have to win.

You know,
me and my sisters

have been watching
"Family Feud" forever.

This right here
is a dream come true.

I'm definitely ready.

- I know that's right.
- Tamar? Tamar?

I'm ready,
'cause I'm gonna win.

Let me tell you something,
I don't like losing stuff.

- I ain't losing.
- Me, either.

All I know is
this is the chance

for everybody to see
that we can work together.

Nuh-unh,
not with the shake
with your legs.

I don't wanna
shake with the legs.

I'm gonna go and practice.

I'm gonna help y'all.