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We know that Trina is grown, but she's been through so much.

Yes, ma'am.

Jacent and I are walking into a lion's den.

I just hope Jace can handle it because this is my family.

They're not going anywhere.

And you know, like, while she all goo-goo eyes, we not, though.

Unh-unh.

A couple of days ago...

You're only teenagers.

I am trying to prevent a wedding here, people.

They are too young to start having babies.

Okay, so you've bartended. Now do you bartend?

Can you imagine us behind the bar just kind of running the show?

I decided to push my Bar-Chix grand opening another week

and there are still some very important things

that need to get finished,

like finding the rest of my staff.

San Diego!

Traci, can you sing tonight?

Y'all wanna hear Traci singing?

It's now or never for Traci.

She's either gonna sink or swim.

♪ We are the Braxtons, and you'll see ♪

♪ That we are not like an ordinary family ♪

♪ Toni, Traci, Towanda, Trina ♪

♪ Tamar and Miss E will teach you a thing or two ♪

♪ On "Braxton Family Values." ♪

Did y'all know Traci got a song out?

It's doing so good!

Traci, can you sing tonight? Can you sing a little?

Y'all wanna hear Traci singing?

When Toni asked me if I could sing,

I'm like, "Oh, my God. Look at all these people

looking at you."

I'm like, "Wow, this is my moment.

I better not fudge up at all."

♪ It's the last call ♪

♪ Hey, Cupid, why you looking stupid? ♪

♪ You got an arrow, don't you? Won't you use it? ♪

♪ Dig through the bag of love ♪

♪ Paint my perfect picture ♪

♪ And make me lovesick ♪

♪ I need a strong prescription ♪

♪ Why it so different when it comes to me? ♪

♪ How many more times can I believe ♪

♪ B-b-before I let go of this fantasy? ♪

♪ 'Cause it's so damn real to me ♪

♪ When your body's close to me... ♪

I haven't seen Traci perform before,

but I thought she looked confident

and she was sexy onstage.

She demanded the audience, "Look at me. Listen to me."

I'm so proud of her.

Yay, Traci!

♪ Breathe, yay, yeah, ya ya ♪

♪ Breathe, I'm so tired of the hurt ♪

♪ And the house light's on ♪

♪ This is my last call ♪

♪ Last call... ♪

Traci is on fleek, okay?

I love my sisters.

I'll always be here for them.

I feel like Traci really deserves this night.

♪ It's my last call. ♪

Thank y'all!

Give it up for Traci!

I can't believe I did it. It felt amazing.

I sang my face off and the audience loved it.

And what meant the most to me about tonight

is that all my sisters and Mom were there to cheer me on.

It feels like a dream come true.

I love you! Good night!

This was a beautiful night for the whole family.

I mean, we got to see Traci shine onstage,

and I've always known she had it in her.

I hate to rush away, but, ugh, Traci did so good.

- I know she did. - I'm gonna open up the champagne before--

Hey!

Thank y'all so much!

- Ooh, you're welcome! - Oh, my God.

Trina didn't give it as much as she should've, though.

But she did shake a little shimmy-shimmy.

- How're you feeling? -I feel good.

- You feel good all over? - Yeah.

- I was gonna say that. - Well, you didn't.

Okay, when I first got on there, I was like, "Okay.

Oh! I gotta start right now."

- Did you? - I really did.

There's Marcus!

Yeah, Marcus!

- Traci, awesome job! - Thank you.

- Thank you. - You go, girl.

- Thank you, thank you. - You want some champagne?

Yeah. We got to toast to Trace.

- To the "Last Call!" - To "Last Call!"

To alcohol!

Yay!

Traci!

- One of many, Traci. - Yeah, I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I can't wait to do this again.

Yeah!

I mean, it's about time y'all done came.

We've been here.

Well, why nobody made the cabbage, then?

I don't know.

We are supposed to be cooking for Mommy, not Tamar.

You can make cabbage. Cabbage takes 20 minutes.

-Did I hear my name? - Hey, Mom.

All righty, then.

So after Toni's concert

and Traci's amazing performance in San Diego last night,

me and the other girls decided

to cook some of Mommy's favorite dishes for her.

So I've been cooking all day

and everybody else has been standing around watching.

I made oxtails and risotto.

- You can make cabbage. - I'm not eating that.

What are we having?

- ♪ What are we having? ♪ - I've never made cabbage.

If you tell me now to make it, I'll make it.

Trina's still a black girl. She can make cabbage.

And she got herself a brother, too.

She can make cabbage by now!

Trina, how's Jacent?

Things are going well. I didn't wanna move too quickly.

Maybe things will progress, maybe they won't.

I don't know.

I like Jacent, but I'm still a little leery

because I'm not trying to move too quickly.

Jace has passed the sister/Mommy test,

but now Daddy's coming to Atlanta

and he is rather insistent upon meeting Jacent.

So I'm a little nervous to go home.

You don't have a-- a electric...

It don't work.

This doesn't either.

We having a problem opening that, Trina?

She brought me this, but it don't work.

Trina is not...

as, I guess, experienced

as the rest of the other girls with cooking.

Oh, y'all putting the whole can in?

- Mm-hmm. - Well, Mom, there's no water in there at all.

It's not cabbage soup. It's cabbage.

I have enough weighing on my mind right now,

and making the perfect cabbage dish

is the last thing I'm concerned about right now.

Traci, what's that? Banana pudding paste?

It's custard.

You got to add a little bit more milk to her, honey.

You gonna be eating that with a knife and fork.

Good.

I was inspired to make banana pudding since we all decided

that was going to be our safe word

whenever someone's feelings are gonna get hurt.

"Banana pudding" is our word.

To do what with?

To calm us down or to bring peace

or to say your feelings are getting hurt.

- Mm-hmm. - Banana pudding.

Is that mousse?

Y'all all do it.

My sisters should wait to eat the damn pudding

before they offer criticism.

Banana pudding. Banana pudding!

Banana pudding!

Traci, come back. Traci!

Traci, get out your fans, girl!

I'm sure it's delicious.

It just, you know,

looks a little crazy right now, that's all.

But I'm sure it's great, Traci.

She said, y'all do it, so I guess I'll...

put the cookies on top. Oh, it's very dense.

- There's Traci. - What happened to the whipped cream?

What-- I don't know what to do!

Girl, I don't know my way around anybody else's kitchen.

Do you know what a refri-- look how Traci found the "re-frigidaire."

Yeah, my sisters didn't support my banana pudding,

but the next thing I need to do

is to get back to Maryland

to deal with my son's engagement.

I don't want be a grandmother anytime soon.

Not at all.

You want me to fix you a plate now?

Yeah, but it doesn't seem like nobody's ready.

I mean, there could never be a cook like me,

I understand that, but do what you do.

Try it.

Isn't it good?

It tastes like oxtails and rice with cheese on it.

Which is risotto, but okay.

Cheese rice.

Thank you.

- Hey, padre. - Hey, chico.

I think I stepped on your foot.

- Sorry. - I have two of 'em.

Daddy, this is Jace. Jace, this is my Daddy.

- How you doing, Jace? - Okay.

As soon as I get back in town,

Daddy came to Atlanta to meet Jacent.

And one of my sisters must've told him

that Jace met with them and Mommy,

so now Daddy wants his turn at the interrogation table.

So, you know what? Let's just get this over with.

I understand you had a chance to meet with

- the other girls. -Yes, I did.

- Okay. Well-- - It was interesting.

That's all you have to say? "Interesting?"

They definitely did their due diligence.

Well, you had a chance to meet some very interesting people.

- I did. - And some people who are

very, very much concerned about their sister.

Mm-hmm.

And here you come out of the clear blue sky.

That's-- that's why I made the trip down here

just to find out about you

and what's your intentions toward my daughter.

First, it was a contractual agreement with the bar.

- Mm-hmm. - That's how it started.

And when I noticed the woman that she was.

It became more personal.

She's a special woman to me.

So...

what's you're take on the business? 80-20?

50-70?

None of the above.

You just had to help her out?

Yes, sir.

And that's your sole purpose, right?

- It was. - Okay.

I just asked.

So are your needs getting fulfilled

- by helping her? -They are.

Wouldn't you say so?

Jacent, we're good people, but, uh, I don't play.

- Daddy. - I don't play.

Especially when it comes to my girls.

I don't play.

Hey, Livvie. Hey, Kevin.

You ain't pregnant, are you?

- Y'all dry humping? - That's nasty.

Can I do a pregnancy test, please?

No! God, no.

I might have to do something drastic.

Jacent had lunch with Daddy.

I don't play.

- Daddy. - I don't play.

Especially when it comes to my girls.

I don't play.

This is going way to the left.

He brought up his facilitating needs and--

It's a little--

- It's a lot more than that. - What is it?

A lot more than what, Jace?

- Yeah, I'm listening. - Um, I like her.

You just like her?

I'm not sure where my dad is going

with this line of questioning,

but I have so much going on right now with Bar-Chix,

Jace is still finishing the construction,

and right now I'm fine with how our relationship has been progressing.

Slow and steady.

Okay.

I like her like-- You see a car. You like it.

You look at it, and you look at it,

and then once you decide to go

and really test-drive it and see how it is--

You wanna test-drive it?

Not like that, you know what I mean?

Now wait a minute. Like a car? You wanna ride her?

Oh, Jesus.

I don't understand that.

- No, sir. - That's what you said.

You gone way out left field now.

You facilitating a need,

and now you wanna ride her?

Jacent, I'm not following what you're trying to say.

Say what you want. Say what you want!

I want your daughter. I definitely do.

- You what? -I definitely--

- You want her what? - Entirely.

Ho ho! Whoa ho ho ho!

- Her heart? - Yes, sir.

- And your money? - Not at all.

- You said everything. - No, not that.

It's coming out now.

I really like Jacent

and I know he's a really good guy,

but he's starting to sound a little too serious

about our relationship.

And I'm not trying to lose my cool,

but I'm in super shock right now.

Jacent, I hope you didn't think this was gonna be easy.

Because it wasn't easy when you're sitting down

with the girls and with Miss E.

- It wasn't. - Okay.

And it's not gonna get any better, okay?

Okay.

Jacent, I got my eye on you.

Yeah, this is cool. You want me to help you?

There it is. Yay!

- Yeah! - You're so cool.

- Take 'em off. - You wanna take 'em off?

- Why? - You sure?

But you need 'em. The sun's in your eyes.

Excuse me.

Excuse you. Excuse me, what?

You don't want your glasses, Logan?

- Maybe Monday. - Maybe Monday?

Maybe Monday?

You wanna walk on...

- You want-- you what? - Walk on the grass.

- Logan. - Okay.

Now sometimes I feel bad because Logan is by himself.

I know it was a lot of fun growing up

with a lot of siblings, and I definitely want Logan

to have that, but I ain't my mama.

I ain't here to get pregnant all the time now.

Logan, how old are you?

- Two. -Two?

You will be two.

Soon.

What about a birthday party?

Do you want a birthday party?

- Maybe Monday. -Maybe Monday.

Mom, what do you think about we having his birthday party...

- In Atlanta. - Yeah, at Legoland.

What do you think? Hey, hey, hey!

And I'll tell you why.

- Because all his cousins are there. - Yeah.

- So Atlanta would be a good place. - Yeah.

You know, I hope that all my sisters can be there because

I'm really trying to make a memorable birthday for Logan.

Logan, you want a birthday party?

- Maybe Monday. - Not maybe Monday, Logan.

Maybe Monday.

You can go see your cousins Eric and Caleb

and Braxton and Brooke.

Where you going?

Ray Charles?

Well, come on, Logan. This is all about you

telling my mama to make you some chicken and biscuits.

- Come on. - Maybe Monday.

- Yes. - I'm not making biscuits today, Logan.

- Eat. - Yes, let's eat.

- On your mark. - Get set.

- Get set, ready, go! - Go!

Whew!

Trina, I've never been here before.

- Hello. - How are you?

Good.

My Bar-Chix grand opening is coming up really fast.

So Towanda came with me to pick up some supplies

because I can use all the help I can get.

I need some to-go containers, too.

Oh. Do you need this?

- Yeah, a box of those. - I don't have a cart.

Has to be a cart, huh?

Who gonna push it?

Didn't you come with me? You have to push the cart.

That was not the deal. I did not sign up for this.

Towanda, you're here to help. You're here to help.

I'll get the cart.

I'm doing a lot of free manual labor over here.

I better get a lifetime of free cocktails

and anything that's on that menu

once Bar-Chix opens, Trina.

- Oh! Trini! - No. I don't need those.

- That's a waste of money. I don't need them. - Well, can I look?

It's like coming in here and bringing your kids.

I don't have time for this right here.

I'm not calling you a kid. I'm just saying.

Maybe more than a lifetime of drinks, I think.

What's going on with the bar, Trina?

- Well, Towanda, - Hmm?

It's a lot of hurry up and wait.

- Don't you hate that? - I do. And the thing is,

you still have to be great, you still have to be nice,

You have to be wonderful to everybody,

even if they tell you they're coming tomorrow,

and they don't come until next week.

You gotta be glad and say, "Oh, God! How are you?

Good to see you. Thank you for coming."

I'm starting to freak out over getting this bar opened.

I've barely started hiring my staff,

and I still need an inspection.

The longer this opening process takes,

the more I have to spend and pay for overhead,

and I need Jace to focus on

what's happening with the bar

more than our relationship right now.

Jacent had lunch with Daddy.

- Were you there? - Yeah!

So, you know how Jacent thinks he is, like,

so smooth and so suave?

Daddy was like, "So what do you want with my daughter?"

And he said, "Everything."

Daddy said, "So let me guess. You want her mind, her body,

her spirit, her money?"

- Look at Daddy. - I know. I know.

Everything he said, Daddy shot him down.

Whoo!

Game recognized game.

You know what I think it is?

I think Daddy's had enough of you being hurt.

Yeah, Daddy said I'm not that good at picking husbands,

so I should just stop.

I think it was really quick

for him to meet Daddy and stuff like that.

I'm not ready for all that,

but I think Daddy felt a certain kind of way 'cause he met Mommy.

You know what I mean? And us, so...

- It's very "nervousing." - Why?

Because I just got out of a situation with,

- you know that "liabetic." - Yes.

And, it just--

I don't wanna move too fast. You know what I mean?

Because I'm that single-guy, single-girl kind of girl.

- Like, don't stop believing in magic. - You do.

But I do. You know what I mean?

I don't believe in dating all around.

And right now, we've been spending so much time together,

but I just don't want it to elevate too quickly.

Well, amen! I'm glad you said that, Trini-weenie.

I am so relieved that Trina has stated

that she wants to take things slow with Jacent.

Because the last thing that Trina needs right now

is to be locked down in a relationship, okay?

She needs to focus on meeting lots of men or something.

Date. You know?

Don't hide it, divide it. Just date.

'Cause you know if I move too fast, my mind starts to change,

and then I get bored, and then that's never good.

You weren't bored for 14 years.

Can we-- can we not even talk about that, though?

No, I'm talking about that's-- that's a good thing.

You know what? That was a stressful thing. It made me fat.

- Trina, you're not fat. - A little-- I'm fluffy.

But you're not fat.

- Touch my arm. - No.

- Please? Please? Please? - No. No.

Touch it. Ha ha!

I'm running out of patience with this damn engagement.

Kevin, Jr. and his fiancée Oliviah,

they are too young to get married!

It is time for us three to get together

and have a serious talk.

- Hey, Livvie. Hey, Kevin. - Hi.

What y'all trying to do,

finish with the Braxton tradition of being late?

- We're not that late. - We try to be on time.

Is it because y'all two was spending time with each other?

- No. - No, no, no.

So what did you wanna talk about?

I think that ring need to be a promise ring.

Y'all need to wait. You ain't pregnant, are you?

No. God, no. I'm okay.

Let me see your stomach.

No babies. I don't want no babies.

I promise. No babies.

Can I do a pregnancy test, please?

Those are classroom straws.

Well, I've been drinking out of 'em the whole day.

Well, that's why I'm not gonna drink out of 'em,

because you, Tribble, you're a little, you know, earthy.

What do you think, that people, like, licked 'em

- and put 'em back in there? - Probably.

Watch this.

Oh, yeah!

She says she's in traffic.

Unacceptable.

I'm just really feeling frustrated because

none of my sisters are here.

They better get their ass here soon.

They don't wanna miss his little party,

you know what I mean?

I think y'all need to wait.

- You ain't pregnant, are you? - No! God, no. I'm okay.

Can I do a pregnancy test, please?

- No. - No?

No.

We're not doing anything like that.

There's no baby. There's no nasty.

- There's nothing. - You're not...

No knocking. No. Nothing.

No, no, no, no.

Y'all dry humping?

- You know what dry humping is. - No, I don't--

You do all that with your hips.

- Nasty. - Wow!

Those two won't admit to anything,

but I must say this,

they doing some kind of bumping and grindings.

No, they not having sex, but they-- somebody's--

they rubbing real hard.

I have an attitude.

This mommy is not happy.

- It's okay. - It's not okay.

I want y'all to wait.

I want y'all to wait for a long time.

How long y'all gonna wait to get married?

I hope, uh, 12 years.

- In two years, Mom. - Not-- not 12.

- In two? -Yeah.

I-- you know-- unh-unh.

I'm a parent.

I want the best

out of both y'all lives.

It's hard.

Marriage is a job.

Don't y'all wanna wait for a little bit?

I can't please everybody.

You know, Oliviah can't please everybody.

I think right now it's time for me to do what makes us happy,

rather than trying to make everybody else happy.

I tried to talk Kevin out of this engagement several times.

I tried being nice. I tried being reasonable.

I've tried prayer!

Nothing I say can make them

understand how serious this is.

I might have to do something drastic.

Look what you did. You drove her to drink.

This water's not doing absolutely nothing.

This gonna be fun.

- Really? - Oh, my gosh!

- Thank you, Ashlee. - Thank you, Ashlee.

Tribble, one of my potential bartenders,

told me about this great mixology school,

and the instructor Alex

set up a meeting with his former top students to do a workshop

so I can get some great drink ideas

and potentially find some new bartenders.

I still need eight more stellar staff members

to add to my roster.

- Tribble, good to see you. - Great to see you again.

- Y'all come on, sit down. - Okay, we wanna sit.

So, Alex, as you know from Tribble,

I am just opening up a brand-new wine and tapas bar in Duluth.

- Yeah. - And with that being said,

I'm looking for new-- I'm looking for new,

- exotic menu drinks. - We'll get you there.

We'll get you there. We'll get you there.

You guys are my number one students.

So let's take it up a notch. You know what I'm saying?

Guess what I have?

Anybody got a suggestion for a drink?

- Flor de "Gaña." - Caña.

- Flor de Caña. - C-A-ñ-A.

- It's good rum. It's an Asian rum. - It is. Yes, it is.

Not everyone is familiar with what Flor de Caña is,

and it's one of my favorite liqueurs,

and it's definitely something I would want

one of my signature drinks to be at the bar.

And I love that some of the guys here

already know exactly what it is.

But I just want to see what kind of signature drink

they can come up with the Flora de Caña.

All right. So ounce-and-a-half.

For the class.

- We do a little lime squeeze. -This is so delicious.

All right, I'll get you a fresh glass.

- Salut. - Can I try some?

Wait. That's not my cup.

You try it. You tell us what you think.

- That's your drink. - Oh, it's good.

Mm. Thank you.

I think the presentation for that drink specifically

would be better deconstructed,

because making it look like that

doesn't have an aesthetic appeal.

- It doesn't. - It doesn't.

If you do it deconstructed in a low-ball glass

with some aromatics,

it would look a lot different.

This could definitely be a drink at Bar-Chix.

It tastes delicious,

and I really like Michael's ideas

about deconstructing the drink.

I mean, I've known Alex for a while.

We're friends. We've known each other for a while.

- Really? - Ever since I moved to Atlanta.

I do a lot more craft bartending and molecular mixology.

I like to do, like, advance presentations. I like to do menus.

I do menus for a lot of places I've worked for.

I'm actually liking what I'm hearing from Michael.

If he's an expert mixologist like he's saying,

he could be a major asset for Bar-Chix.

So, my question-- what is your name again, Kelly?

So, Kelly, how long have you been making drinks?

And what's your favorite?

And then I actually got a job at a strip club.

- It's called Pink Pony. - Pink Pony!

You work at the Pony?

You work at the Pink Pony?

Working at a strip club isn't the class of bartenders

I'm looking for.

And why does Towanda seem so familiar with

and excited about the Pink Pony?

- And what about you? - I've bartended for, like, four years now.

I just moved. Now I'm trying to find a job.

- Oh, okay, cool. Okay. - Yeah.

- Moved down from where? - New York.

Nice.

Bartending in New York is pretty competitive,

so Sariyah might have some potential.

I have my eye on a few of the bartenders today.

Trina, with Sariyah, if I was a customer I told you earlier,

the one thing that she does have--

I don't know how good of a bartender she is--

but I would order--

I would order the drink on the top of this shelf,

and if you had to get it, Sariyah, what would you do?

Turn around.

And I would sit there and I'd say,

I'd just-- yep. And I'd be like, right-- yeah.

- Really, Tribble? - And now we got a bartender.

- You're so bad. - I'd almost stay there for four, five drinks.

Thank you, though. I guess it's a compliment.

- It is a compliment. - Thank you.

Oh, absolutely. You're all beautiful.

Tribble is such a ham and I love his personality.

I feel like he's gonna be one of the major draws

for Bar-Chix as a bar boy.

This one right there.

Well, I've been drinking out of them the whole day.

Well, that's why I'm not gonna drink out of 'em,

because you, Tribble, you a little, you know, earthy.

What do you think,

that people licked 'em and put them back in?

Probably. That's recycled.

Watch this.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my God!

- And I'm still gonna be walking tomorrow. - Tribble!

- It's okay. - That is disgusting!

- Give me my purse, please. - It doesn't matter.

Give me my purse. Come on.

And on that note, I appreciate it.

Thank you all so much for allowing me to sit here

and get a little bit more knowledge

and to make these drinks for me.

And, uh, hopefully, we'll be in touch, Alex.

Right now, I have to get back to Bar-Chix for a big delivery,

and then I have to rush over to Logan's birthday party.

There's just way too much to do.

- Bye-bye, thank you. - Thanks, Tribble.

Namaste. Namaste.

Namaste.

I got an interesting e-mail,

but you have to guess what it is.

- Charades. -Baby.

Baby dance to sex.

- Okay, just tell us. - No!

Kevin?

What y'all doing all lovey-dovey?

Reading.

I can't believe I walk into this.

Kevin and Oliviah in the damn bed together.

They acting like they live together.

Really?

If y'all gonna read, go out there and read,

not behind closed doors.

'Cause we're studying. We have to focus.

That's study and focus?

You don't study and focus like that!

Me and your daddy don't focus like that!

- We're having Bible study. - Yeah.

But y'all can go out there and read the Bible.

- We could, but we're not. - It's comfortable right here.

But, Kevin, you-- you had your hands on her boobies.

No, on my arm.

- Your arm's not-- - This side.

- It's this side. - It was right here.

Well, then, we need to pray.

Dear Lord...

...Lord Jesus,

'cause now they saying they reading the Bible

and stuff like that, and, um--

Amen.

Just guide me, Lord Jesus.

- Amen. - Good prayer.

That's crazy.

It's my little Logie's birthday,

and we reserved a private room at Legoland--

like, his favorite place.

- Whoa! -Whoa!

- Yay! - What is that?

Wow, look at that!

- Wow! - Legoland!

Let's go to Logan's party room!

All of my sisters are coming for some fun

and some cupcakes and some rides.

But I don't see my sisters here.

They better get their ass here soon.

Whoa, Logan!

Whoa! Yay!

Yay, Logie!

Happy birthday!

I don't know. Gotta call the girl.

Yeah.

Right off the bat,

I notice there ain't no cupcakes, okay?

Now everybody who has a kid knows

that the cake is everything at the birthday party.

Now man needs to get on the phone

with this little cupcake girl

and find out where the hell my cupcakes are at.

You have a number where I can call her?

I just texted her. This is crazy.

I'd rather call her if you can get a number.

Whoa!

Let Mom help.

Hey, how far are you?

We just need to get on here as soon as we can

'cause it started-- she says she's in traffic.

Unacceptable.

Oh, no, I don't mean--

I just want--

I don't want to miss his little party.

All right.

Okay, cool.

It's the case of the missing cupcakes.

We don't have cupcakes?

She's late.

It's unprofessional.

What color you want?

-No whining. - Big boy.

Hey, no whining on your birthday.

So far the cupcakes are late,

none of my sisters are here,

and Logan is, like, fussy right now.

I'm just really feeling frustrated because

this is not how I envisioned his birthday at all.

- Hi! - About time.

Happy birthday, Logie!

Give me kisses.

What're you playing?

- What're you playing? - We're building a frog.

- Toni, he's upset. - Upset about what?

Okay, Tamar's fussing and saying I'm late,

but it looks like both Tamar and Logan could use a nap.

No!

Okay, okay, okay.

Logan's still fussy and not having it,

but I don't know, I think I might have a good idea

that's gonna cheer him up.

Come on, Logan. Let's go on some rides.

The train! Let's go follow the train!

You see it?

- Yay! - Girl.

- Hi! - What're you wearing?

Hey, guys. Hi!

- What're y'all wearing? - Hi.

Y'all are late.

Towanda and Trina finally show up

to the party an hour late,

and it seems pretty rude to me, okay?

But, you know, I don't wanna ruin Logan's birthday,

so I'm just not gonna say nothing.

I'm just gonna keep it moving.

Y'all are late.

Hi!

- Hi! - We going this way.

You coming this way?

Towanda and I were late

because we were waiting for a delivery at Bar-Chix

that came late.

But we wouldn't have missed this for the world.

Hi!

So he sits in his own seat, correct?

Hi!

Let's go!

Up, up, and away!

Logie-lo! Whoo!

Hi, Logan.

Oh, hi, honey.

Traci came all the way from Maryland.

So I'm just so glad that she's here,

and I'm so relieved that the cupcakes finally came.

We can get this party started.

Hey, Logie. Say, "Hey, Trini."

Hi, Trini.

That's all that needs to be said. Thank you very much.

No!

Yes, yes, yes.

Ambra. You wanna say, "Hey, Ambra."

- Hi, Ambra. -Hi!

And what about Tray-Tray?

- Say, "Hey, Tray-Tray." - Hi, Tray-Tray.

Hey, Logie.

Well, Logan, I love you so much,

and you are such an amazing baby.

And you're the best thing that ever happened

to Mommy and Daddy.

And we love you so much.

And we just thank you for being a light in our lives.

You're an angel. A real light. I love you.

You got anything you want to say?

- No. - Oh, okay.

Do you wanna tell everybody thank you for coming?

- Yeah. - Say it. Say thank you.

- Thank you. - For coming.

- For coming. - Now let's eat cupcakes.

- Whoo! - Yay!

Trace, you took my wig off?

- This is mine. - It's mine. I had it first.

No, you didn't.

I'll let you borrow it for now.

Unh-unh. I let you borrow it.

Yes, Traci?

Traci, you took my wig off?

Uh, this is not yours.

That's new. That's Traci's.

- It's mine. I had it first. -No, you didn't.

I just did my photo shoot three weeks ago!

But that don't mean you had it first.

- I had this on your baby shower. - Yeah.

I'm talking about-- I'm talking about--

- Right! - No, not right.

I let you borrow it for now.

Unh-unh. I let you borrow it.

I had the girls fly back to L.A. with me

because I have a big, huge,

last-minute surprise for them.

Toni is super busy with her kids today

and she already knows the surprise, anyway,

so I asked the girls to come by

so I can tell them all about it.

Well, I got an interesting e-mail.

- You did? - Of course, I did.

And it's great,

and everybody's gonna be "excite-tred."

But you have to guess what it is.

I'm trying to guess what kind of feathers those are.

And I'm gonna tell you what.

At "Hello," when I saw it, it was a little jarring,

but the more I look at it,

it's pretty fantastic. I think I really like that.

I'm pretty fantastic. I look like I can shoot a video right now.

I didn't say you, I said the hat.

Have you peeked my outfit? It's like straight Baltimore.

- Dope. - Like round the way, girl.

Round the way, Beverly Hills,

she won in Calabasas movement.

Pocahontas.

Wear the crown. Be the crown.

You are the crown.

- I am a princess. - Okay, it looks great.

What's the surprise?

We have to try to guess the surprise, she said.

-Okay. - We've been invited somewhere.

- Um... - Person, place, or thing?

All of the above.

- Um, is it fun? - Very.

It's something that we've always wanted to do.

Does it require a stage?

Always.

Oh, so, we going on tour with Tamar?

- Not this time. -Okay.

Well, she said it was-- it's fun, it's go on tour

- Tour is always fun. - She didn't say a tour.

Girl, you made it up in your head.

Do we have to sing?

Not this time.

Is it laughter?

Can be.

Does it involve a check?

That's a good question.

It definitely does...

- Charity. - Yes.

Oh, okay. Is it a charity event?

Yes.

But it's fun?

But I do have to say something that

we're all familiar with and we always wanted to do,

and now the opportunity has presented itself,

and it's going to be something Toni Braxton agrees to.

Toni is already in on the surprise, too?

Are we all performing at Carnegie Hall

or at the White House with the president or something?

Tamar needs to just stop being so mysterious.

Okay, just tell us.

Okay, okay, okay. Uh, Charades.

Two words.

- First word. - Okay.

- "O." - Together.

Everything.

- Jamaican? - They'll never get it.

- Dancing? Baby. - Baby.

- Dance. - Baby dance.

No!

Baby dance-- it's sex.

Getting it. Sex.

What's it supposed to be? Somebody with a family?

- Ah! - Oh!

- Family. - "Family Feud"!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

"Family Feud," yeah!

But, no, no, better than "Family Feud."

"Celebrity Family Feud."

-Yes! - Yes.

Guess what, guess what, guess what.

Not only is Steve Harvey hosting,

but we're going against Anthony Anderson.

You know what? He texted me.

He said, "I'm gonna see you soon."

And I didn't know what that meant.

- Really? - Yes!

He's stupid!

We've known Anthony Anderson

and his family for a long time.

But make no mistake--

just because we're friends

doesn't mean we're playing nice.

Get ready to lose, Anderson family.

Everybody get on their P's and Q's,

because we're gonna have to practice,

because we will not be winging this thing.

We have to win.

You know, me and my sisters

have been watching "Family Feud" forever.

This right here is a dream come true.

I'm definitely ready.

- I know that's right. - Tamar? Tamar?

I'm ready, 'cause I'm gonna win.

Let me tell you something, I don't like losing stuff.

- I ain't losing. - Me, either.

All I know is this is the chance

for everybody to see that we can work together.

Nuh-unh, not with the shake with your legs.

I don't wanna shake with the legs.

I'm gonna go and practice.

I'm gonna help y'all.