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Traci has been on 2,000.

How?

How many drinks
have you had today?

Y'all not gonna make me
like I'm an alcoholic.

I'm not apologizing
for things that didn't happen.

- Are you calling me a liar?
- No, I'm just saying
you're calling me a liar.

- So are you calling me--
- I am.

Nobody wants to apologize.

So how are we supposed
to have closure?

Say what?! Say what?!
Oh, my God!

Where's Tamar?

♪ We are the Braxtons,
and you'll see ♪

♪ That we are not like
an ordinary family ♪

♪ Toni, Traci, Towanda,
Trina, Tamar, and Ms. E ♪

♪ Will teach you a thing
or two ♪

♪ On "Braxton Family Values" ♪

Oh, I'm so tired.

Have a seat!
Have a seat!

I couldn't be happier
that Babyface and I

won a Grammy tonight
for best R&B album,

my seventh Grammy.

It was fun.
I had a good time.

I was excited.
I was excited when it happened.

Thanks, guys.
Where's Tamar?

I think Tamar's meeting
us at the restaurant.

I was super surprised to see
that Tamar was not at the hotel.

I was really expecting
to see her there.

All right, guys,
I gotta get out of this dress.

Okay.

I'm not sure what's going on,

but the room
got awkwardly quiet,

and I'm not really in the mood
for any drama right now.

I'm just so happy.

I just wanna celebrate

and hope it's not
anything serious.

You just won a Grammy.

I'm so excited, yes!

- Let's party.
- Let's do it.

Oh!

I am so amped to spend
this evening with everyone.

I also texted Tamar.

She told me she's gonna
meet me at the restaurant.

So she knows she better show up
and help me celebrate.

-Hello!
- Hey!

- Hi, lucky seven.
- You're late, you're late.

- Hey, little girl.
- Why are you late?

- Hi, Craig.
- We're gonna move down

so you can fit there.

Hi.

Now I really don't give a damn
that nobody believe me,

but I put this on my baby boy.

I had absolutely,
positively no idea

that anybody was
with Toni at some hotel.

Nobody called me.
Nobody sent me no email.

But I do know
why I wasn't invited.

It kind of make you feel...
wack.

♪ Yay ♪

So where were you
when you found out?

Uh, in the car.
Alec, it came up on his phone.

- Oh, it came on his phone?
- He was like, "She won!"

So I'd just like to say,
you really almost retired.

You were like,
"I don't wanna sing no more.

I don't wanna do this no more,"
and then the second

that you put your heart
and your mind

and your soul into a project,
and you get, you know,

recognized for it,
it is an amazing...

thing.

So kudos.

I'm so glad all
of my sisters are here with me

for this moment, even though
Tamar wasn't with us earlier.

I'm glad she's with us now.

I just want to say thank you
to all my family

and friends who supported me.

It's been a tough road
to get here,

but I couldn't have done it
without you guys.

Love, marriage,
and divorce.

Yay!

Divorce was beautiful
for you!

- Well, yeah.
- Yes.

- Me, too!
- Good.

Oh, hey, girls.

Ooh, you're making a cake?

I am making butter.

Okay.

- It's so easy.
- Is it?

You'll never go back.

We won't?

Okay, let me get my cream.

I'm still on a high
from last night,

and the girls came over
so we can start planning

for my show at this huge
jazz festival

in Miami this weekend,
and I wanna make some changes

to freshen up the show.

- Toni?
- Yep.

For your Miami show
that's coming up?

Miami show, I was gonna
ask Traci to come out

to do the Miami show
with us.

I want her to do backup
for one song.

Well, that's good,
because the Miami show

will familiarize her
with the show.

Yes.
I think it's great.

I really wanna encourage Traci
as a performer,

especially since
her solo album came out.

And she's been performing more.
Hear she's doing great.

Now Traci does have a history
of being a little wild on stage.

♪ If you didn't
come to party... ♪

I'm forgetting dance moves,
doing whatever I wanna do.

I even did the Wonder Woman
turn around and everything.

♪ Oh,
then you better go home ♪

I know that's gonna be
a risk for me,

but I think
it's really important

that we all show Traci
our support.

Go ahead, have some.
Try it.

It's butter!

Of course it is.

I haven't had a chance
to tell you yet, Toni.

I had a conversation
with Tamar

yet again about
the Atlanta show.

Y'all still talking about that?

This happened.
This didn't happened.

This didn't happen.
This happened.

I'm so tired
of talking about it.

I mean, it's just like,
what do you think?

Um, it's just
one of those things

everyone's having a hard time
getting past,

and I'm not sure why.

It's hard to
get passed something
when a person

is trying to, um...

create their own truth
about what really occurred.

I don't care anymore.
I promise, I don't.

This recent rehashing
of the drama that went down

at Tamar's
Atlanta concert explains

why things got a little awkward
after the Grammys.

I just can't believe everyone's
still holding on to it.

I know mommy sensed it, too,

and I know she doesn't want
things to get worse.

And I feel like
they're gonna get worse again

before they get better.

Mommy wants all of us
to have dinner.

So maybe you can talk then.
She probably wants
to talk to all of us.

- I'm sure.
- I don't know what's in store,

but she wants to take us out
to dinner, so... eek.

To be honest,
I don't really feel like

bringing up
all our issues again.

But if mommy wants to mediate,
then so be it.

I will never buy butter again.

Buying it's easier,
but this is like...

I'm a fan now.
I've become a fan.

I just wish you made your own--

If you made your own bread,
I would...

I have done it.
I have done it, made both.

It'd be like--

♪ Hail to the chef,
to Toni Braxton hail to ♪

- Ooh, that's so corny!
- I felt good about it, though.

Okay.

That's all
that matters, girl!

I heard about the conflict
that the girls was having.

So I decided to bring everybody
together so they can talk it out

and reason
this problem out.

So what you guys been up to?

Everything's all right?

I mean,
what's going on, guys?

I mean, I think--

I heard about the blow-up.

We do have a lot of issues

that we need
to get resolved.

We have to.

What do you guys think?

I'm all for clearing
the air with my sisters,

but I thought mommy arranged
this dinner

so she could mediate.

It's kind of funny
that no one is saying a word.

And poor mommy.
She's just only trying to help.

I'm just not used
to hearing crickets,

especially when you guys
are together.

Y'all can't give me
a little bit-- some twerking?

- I didn't do enough twerking?
- I don't want this.

This rehearsal
is gonna be a long one.

- They're gonna need
some lessons.
- Towanda know how to twerk.

You are allowing him
to succeed.

You are fighting laying down.
He's running your life.

Screw you.
you don't know me.

You don't know
what I'm capable of.

I'm just not used
to hearing crickets.

I really honestly agree
with mommy

that we cannot keep sweeping
our issues under the rug.

But I ain't gonna
mention nothing,

because I ain't here
for no drama.

Y'all gotta fix it.

This is not it.

I think it's difficult
for me and the girls

to talk about anything
in front of mommy,

because none of us want
to hurt her feelings

and stress her out.

So I think it's time
to change the subject.

When do you go back
to court, Trina?

I don't know.

Towanda,
go ahead and tell us.

'Cause it ain't like
you don't know.

I can't tell her business
if she don't wanna tell it.

Why all the secrets?
What?

Like seriously,
how are we gonna fix our issues

when no one is communicating?

Like, I really honestly
wanna know what's going on

with Trina's divorce,
but I feel like

I always gotta beg
for information.

And I was the last person
to find out she got a new man!

She didn't mind telling.
She just didn't wanna tell it.

No? Maybe not.

I just don't feel
like it right now.

Is this onion bread or what?

Nobody eats onion bread
for... dinner.

Trina, why you acting like--

like Cookie from "Empire"?

I am not acting like Cookie
from "Empire."

- I love Cookie, but that's...
- I love Cookie, too.

...pretty accurate
right there.

One for Toni.

I'm gonna eat
this bread right here.

What's wrong with her?

What's in your drink?
What did you order?

I don't have no more.
It's gone.

I'll get another one.

Traci is pop locking
and dropping.

She is on 50.

Okay,
that's good, though.

At-- hello.

This is getting
a little concerning.

We might need to keep an eye
on Traci's libation intake

because this is slightly
becoming a trend.

Well, you guys,
my head hurts pretty bad.

Think I'm gonna go lay down.

Good seeing you guys, though.

Good seeing you,
Mom.

I was so disappointed that
everybody was in the same room,

but yet they didn't take
that opportunity

to fix the problem,
for God sakes.

- Come on, Mama, let's go home.
- Okay.

Hey, guys,
Hi nice to meet you.

A pleasure.
You too, you too.

- Hey, girls.
- Hello.

They're doing
new choreography, too?

Okay, let me hear.
Okay, perfect.

- Y'all figuring it out?
- Yes.

- All right, let me see.
- No, it's cute.

As Toni's long-time
backup singers,

we know firsthand

that she's definitely
a perfectionist.

So now that she's here,
the pressure is really on

because we just learned
this choreography.

I mean, like no joke, for real,
like two seconds ago.

All right, press "play"
from the top.

The routine to this song
is new,

and we haven't
mastered it yet.

But Towanda keeps changing
the moves and throwing me off.

She's changing the moves!

- I didn't change the moves.
- Yes, uh-huh.

I don't know,
whatever y'all was doing, I'm...

This is my last rehearsal
before I leave for Miami,

and they don't have
the moves down yet.

And they are only giving me
half the effort.

Y'all can't give
me a little bit--

some twerking or something?

I didn't do enough twerking?

I don't wanna look like Miley,
'cause she's 20-something.

It has to be
age-appropriate twerking.

How would it look like?
Can you show us?
Just a little hair.

I don't want this.
I don't want that one.

- I just need it--
- Show them that little groove
that we just did.

Here, here, here, here.

And then we wind it
and wind it.

They're gonna need
some lessons.

I know how to twerk.
Towanda know how to twerk.

What I've seen of Trina
and Towanda's dance moves,

this rehearsal
is gonna be a long one.

I let the girls take five
while I just come up

with a game plan
with the choreographer.

Girl,
let's talk about how boring
dinner was the other night.

Do you know why it was boring?

No one said anything.

But I felt like
mommy was going to...

What?

Acknowledge what's happening.

I mean,
so there was no resolve.

It wasn't even like a real
talk situation.

I didn't expect one.

When you go in not
expecting anything,

then you're all right
when you walk out.

I got a little remix
to "Man Enough."

- I hope it don't throw you.
- Okay.

And then then we got a remix
to "Making Me High."

Hey, Antavius.

Hey, Trina, how is it going?

Oh, it's going.

Mm-hmm.

I've been waiting for this call
from my attorney Antavius

because he's been working
with Gabe's attorney

to work out
this divorce agreement,

and I've been hoping that Gabe
will come to his senses

and stop insisting
on taking half

of my Bar-Chix business
that he did not invest in.

Thank you so much.

I just don't understand why
he can't just sign the papers

and we'd be finished.

I don't understand why
we keep going on and on and on.

But the thing is,
I'm not trying to have a moment

while I'm here at rehearsal
with Toni.

She still has a show to do.
You understand what I'm saying?

So, like--
all right, I appreciate you.

Thank you.

I'm just ready for this
to be over with.

Okay, talk to you soon.

What y'all talking about?

The divorce.

- What happened?
- Antavius called me.

I can't talk about this
at my show.

I know, I know, I know.

- But you came and asked.
- You're right, you're right.
I'm gonna do my music.

I couldn't have
that pressure right now.
That's too deep for me to sing.

That's what I told Antavius.
I said I can't.

I can't, I can't.

Usually, it is never too late
for me to put on my sister hat.

Even stressing on stage,
it is never too late.

It doesn't matter.

I am always available
and ready for my sisters.

However, today I'm gonna need
a rain check.

- This is a little too deep
for right now.
- Yeah.

- Ooh, bowling.
- Bowling!

- I love bowling.
- Me too.

Toni is still going over things
for her show,

but I thought me
and my other sisters

should hang out one more time
before we leave for Miami.

So we're going bowling.

- I'm so good at it.
- Are you?

- Let's make a bet then, Tamar.
- What's the bet?

The bet is when I beat you,
you have to--

- Spray everybody...
- My choice.
What I win is my choice.

You so won't win, but are you
ready for a bet with me?

- 'Cause I only bet
when I know I'm gonna win.
- Okay, well, let's bet.

- Okay, well--
- Have you seen my trophy?

Okay, but listen,

my wager is you got to go up
to a stranger and be like,

"It was on my heart
and my spirit
to twerk for you."

Okay.

- For five seconds.
- Okay!

And then when
you finish, right,

when you finish,
you got to do your hair
like this and say,

"Did you like it?"
and walk off.

On a stranger, okay.

Anybody else wanna be
in a bet?

I just wanna have fun.

I'm gonna eat,
drink, and be merry.

Yes, 'cause you know
Trina needs some fun.

I just need some fun, y'all,
that's all I care about.

I agree,
you definitely need some fun.

I'm so stressed out
about my divorce.

And I'm still upset about
my recent fight with Tamar.

But I'm really glad
that everyone seems to be

in a good mood today,
so I just want one day

without drama from anyone

so I can just have
some sister fun.

Look at Traci.

Don't do that.

- You can do it!
- Right!

Trina, I believe...

No!

Wah.

Ooh,
that looks like a striker!

That looks pretty good!
Yay!

Thank you to everyone
who believed in me
from day one.

Thank you.
Thank you.

Oh!

Towanda chose
what she wanted to do,

not something she thought
that I would want to do

- to make me happy?
- What happened?

Trina doesn't wanna bowl,
and she's not having fun.

You're winning.
You're having all the fun.

You chose bowling,
didn't you?

I like bowling.

What's wrong, Trina?

You okay?

I don't understand
what I'm supposed to be doing.

Am I supposed to fight?
Am I supposed to not fight?

Don't second-guess
what you're doing, Trina.

Every time I say something,

it turns into
something negative.

Still gotta do
a slow twerk to it.

You know, the drive twerk.
When you're in the car.

- That.
- That is the drive twerk?

Yeah!

Come on.

What's wrong, Trina?

You okay?

This is supposed to be
happy time.

I'm trying to get my mind
off things and have fun,

but the entire time,

I feel like there's
this cloud over my head.

And Gabe told my attorney
that he's going to do

everything he can
to make this divorce

as difficult as possible?

I'm slightly freaking out.

It's like
so much is going on.

What's going on?

Just this whole divorce mess.
It's just a mess.

What about it
is stressing you out?

He said that
it is his life's mission

to make sure that he doesn't
make things easy for me.

Yeah,
but you're letting him win.

Especially
if he told you that?

Like, that would make me wanna
be happy even more, like--

But that has nothing to do
with him trying to take

everything
that I've worked hard for.

He's trying to go after
half of my finances.

But at the end of the day,

it's really about how
you feel about you.

Look,
I don't care what nobody say,

but I'm always here looking out
for my sisters' best interests.

And all I'm trying to say

is that Trina shouldn't
let anyone break her spirit

because that's what people
really wanna do

at the end of the day.

-Am I supposed
to respond now or--
- Yeah, to that.

The fight is still not easy.

You know,
it's really hard for me
to accept Tamar's opinions,

especially after
the recent fight

because she's not listening!

She just wants
to get her point across,

and it's really
pissing me off.

I'm gonna change
the whole scenario.

And I'm gonna address you
specifically, Tamar.

Let's talk about social media.

You let people get to you
to a point

where you go back and forth--
no, wait, wait.

No, I don't.
When the last time I did that?

You don't know these people.

I spent 14 years
with this person.

- Right.
- You don't know these people,

- and you let them get
to the marrow of your bones.
- Not like that.

Wait a minute.
Don't get in your feelings.

I'm not in my feelings.

You go back and forth
with these people.

They got you
for those whole 20 minutes.

Imagine a person
doing that for 14 years.

Shame on me, Trina.
Shame on me, 'cause guess what?

They don't make nor break me.

Gabe doesn't make or break me,
but the struggle is real.

That's not what I'm saying.
But okay.

It's so frustrating because
every time I say something,

it turns into
something negative.

Trina started to twist my words,
and I'm just

gonna shut the hell up because
I ain't here to fix her life.

I feel like there's
a trap door somewhere.

What she's saying,
Trina, is this--

Even before Gabe came along,
you had dreams and aspirations,

and you knew the things
that you wanted to do.

Do not allow Gabe to come in
and snatch your dream

and your willingness
to move forward

because that's
what he's trying to do.

Okay.

What I see right now,
you're fighting laying down.

He's running your life.

That's all
I was trying to say,

but I got my head chopped off
for saying it.

What?

She's depressed, look.

You should get her.
What happened?

I just felt like
it was time for me leave

because Trina was upset.

She acted like she didn't
wanna talk

about anything tangible
in front of me.

And I'm just not here
to fight with my sisters,

and this turned
into shenanigans.

So I'm gonna remove myself,
so my name ain't in it.

Where'd you go?

I'm not doing this
anymore.

What happened?

I'm not-- I'm just not talking
about my life anymore.

I'm not doing it.

But can you just tell me
what happened, though?

I've been looking for you.
I went outside.

I'm just-- mm-mm, nope.
I'm not doing it.

But I was bowling.
I don't know what happened.

There's nothing
that happened.

I don't wanna talk about
my personal life anymore.

I'm tired of talking about it.

I don't wanna talk
about it anymore.

All of my sisters,
they're bombarding me

with their opinions,

and they're not always
easy to hear.

Today,
I just can't take it.

Where did Tamar go?

We're supposed to be laughing
and giggling and dancing

- and acting silly and--
- I'm not laughing and giggling.

- Come here.
- It's not fun for me.

Come on, come here.

I don't wanna get up, Toni.

Okay, well, I'll come to you.

It's not fun for me.

I know. Trac,
can you hand me the napkin?

- Here.
- It's not.

I know.

This is gonna be over soon,
though, Trinie.

I don't understand
what I'm supposed to be doing.

Am I supposed to fight?
Am I supposed to not fight?

What am I supposed to be doing?

Don't second-guess
what you're doing, Trina.

You can't
second-guess it, okay?

Trina, Traci and I
leave for Miami tomorrow,

and we need to be on point
for Toni's show, like for real.

So I need to get Trina in
better spirits before we leave.

Okay, so tell me
what you want to do.

- Whatever you wanna do.
- I wanna go to my room.

And that's it?

That's it.

I'm so glad we're here.
I love coming here.

I love the beach.
I wanna get in the water.

- But no one will
get in there with me.
- I don't do the water.

- I can lay and watch you
get in the water, though.
- That's not fun.

Trina and I just arrived
in Miami,

and Toni's performance
at the Jazz Festival is tonight.

Hopefully,
after the past few days,

the sun and fresh air
will help Trina destress.

I'm gonna sit down.

Can't walk too much
with this black on.

Who told you to wear all black?
You know we're at the beach.

Because it's slimming.

I've been gaining weight
and stuff.

If you stick a pin in me,
carbs and wine will come out.

- Carbs and wine?
- Yes.

I thought wine was a carb.
That's a fun carb.

Well, it can be.

So we can have some wine
and cocktails,

and we're gonna go to
the Everglades while we're here.

Towanda,
I don't wanna go to Everglades.

- Why?
- 'Cause it's swampland.

Trina, try something new.

You've already tried
a new color man.

Who's Jace?

Jace,
this is Ja-- Towanda--

- She gave you a nickname?
- Of course.

Of course.

Okay, Trina!

You got yourself a little
brownie you're flirting with.

Your new contractor.

No wonder you like
hanging out at Bar-Chix.

If Trina's taste in men can
change after all these years,

she might just change her mind
about alligators.

Let's try something new,
a new adventure.

I don't like alligators
and crocodiles.

Did you see the movie "Exodus"?

Did you see when it
was a bloodbath

and all those alligators came,
they ate up all the men?

And then the river
turned to blood?

- Trina, that's a movie.
- No.

- That's a movie.
- It was in the Bible.
It happened.

Cha, cha. Oh, my God.
Turn this way.

Oh, this way.

Oh, oh, oh.
I am between you and Trina.

No, I'm not.

I am not gonna tell
Toni anything

about what's going on because
I don't want her to freak out.

What do you think
is the record

you're going with first?

I don't know.
I'm so confused.

So I'm working
on my second album,

and it's a lot of pressure.

- Sophomore slump.
- It sucks.

So you gonna have
a margarita with me?

You just gonna have one?

Well, you can only have one
because it's 45 ounces.

45 ounces?!

I have to give it in!

My low-carb diet starts
as soon as we leave.

- How many ounces?
- 45.

Tri--
that's a lot of ounces.

Well we can share
the 45 ounces.

Of course I don't plan
on drinking the whole thing.

Towanda and I
can just sip on it.

I'm just worried about Traci
because we all know

she loves to have a good time
when she's on vacation.

- I'll buy you a margarita.
- What? High five.

Don't be saying "what."
Trina, I buy stuff.

I'm not cheap.

Traci'll be here in
a couple of hours.

Why you mentioned Traci?
Because you said "cheap"?

- Good one.
- Let's get a margarita.

Hope they don't card me
because I look really young.

What do you think
is the record

that's the thing
you're going with first?

I don't know.

I'm so confused.

You think you have it yet,
or you're still looking?

Um, I don't.
Because I'm so unsure.

Maybe this is what everybody
talks about when you do--

'cause to me,
this is my sophomore.

You know what I mean?

- Sophomore Slump. Yeah.
- It sucks.

It sucks.

I don't know, if I were you,
I wouldn't worry about it.

Do what you do.
Make the music you like.

You have
a good collection of fans.

I think they trust
your tastes.

So I'm working
on my second album,

and I'm so uber excited.

I mean, it's a lot of pressure,
but I feel like

I've just really grown
as an artist

and I can bring
all of my life experiences

to the music
that I'm singing now.

It's not gonna lose
its zhush, though?

I hope not.

Once it's up there,
we can change it.

Yes, Harvey, 'cause you still
gotta do a slow twerk to it.

I don't know anything
about that.

I'm just saying.
That's the way the beat moves.

You know what I mean?
Like if you twerk to yourself?

In your chair,
like that?

You still kinda
gotta have that.

- All right, you can...
- All right.

You know the drive twerk
when you're in the car.

- That.
- That is the drive twerk?

Yeah! This.
Everybody do that, come on.

That looks like you're
a little bored with the song.

No, it's not.
This--

If you're gonna drive twerk
you gotta get up and--

No?

No.

Only the Yin Yang twins.

All right.

And 2 Chainz
get that reaction.

I can always
count on Harvey.

He's gonna break it down
to the ground.

Boom.
If I think it's hot,

then nine times out of ten,

my Tamar-tian friends
gonna think it's hot.

And that's the only opinions
I care about.

They still playing
"All the Way Home" on the radio.

I heard it the other day.
Still sounds good as can be.

And I have to say--
and this is no shade to nobody,

but I told you this
in private, too--

That's the best mix
on the album.

Thank you.
That's an easy mix.

You have a voice
that doesn't require any work.

Just turn it on,
put it through the speakers.

That's too much on there?

Let me take some of it down.

Oh, here.

Is that too dark?
I should go lighter?

- You wanna go lighter?
- Yeah, I'm thinking.

Tonight is my first show
with new choreography

and new arrangements
and I really wanna give the fans

an amazing, flawless show,
especially after the Grammy win.

I was very lucky.

So my sisters have to be
110% focused and on point.

Hey, y'all.

- How you not sweating at all?
- But I don't sweat.

- She don't sweat.
- I don't. I mist.

How is that possible?

I don't-- mm-mm.

- It's 99, 100 degrees.
- It is.

It's mind over matter.

I sweat all the time.
Like a slaughtering pig.

I'm like do I need to put
a tampon on, how much I sweat?

What are you talking about,
Traci?

Was Traci off the chain today?
Was she off the chain today?

Traci is just-- been
enjoying herself all day, honey.

I am not gonna tell Toni
anything about what's going on

because I don't want her
to freak out before her show.

Really?

It is all over the place.
I'm like, oh, my God.

♪ Ridiculous ♪

All right, Ton,
you got eight minutes

before we go onstage.

Y'all look pretty.

Pretty damn crazy.

When Toni sees Traci,

Toni is going to
lose... her... mind.

Do I need to put a tampon on,
how much I sweat?

Was Traci
off the chain today?

I know my sisters think
that I've been drinking

more than normal,
but I'm pissed

that I was asked to come
to Miami

and do backup for one song

even though I had
an event in Maryland.

I was being honored.

You know what?
This is my big sister's
performance,

and she asked me to do it.

I'm gonna
put on a good show.

But my feelings is hurt.

Let's get Jaime in here
so he can check my ears

before I leave,
that'd be great.

Ain't gonna last.
Let him know.

She said--

Let her know
that (bleep)
is (bleep) up.

Right.

It's nothing' but popcorn.

Either you like the kernels,
or you don't.

Or you put
some seasoning on 'em.

Either you like the kernels
in your teeth, or you don't.

I don't like that feeling.
Uh-uh.

Uh-uh.
Either she like the corners--

or the corners--
whatever you call it.

- Corners.
- Kernels.

- "Cornels."
- What the hell is "cornels"?

It doesn't-- matter.

It's mother-- popcorn.

Either she like it
or she don't.

Whew.

Everybody know
I'm dyslexic.-- it.

I don't wanna hear about
someone's damn engagement.

The last thing I need
before going on stage

is to be reminded of my son
Kevin Jr.

and his soon-to-be child bride,
because that's what they are.

That boy is driving me crazy.

It's a good thing
I got great legs, right?

Dancing did that for me.

How about I met somebody
named Johnny

that used to dance
with Cab Calloway,

and I told him my shuffle,
shuffle, shuffle was good,

but the combination
is not good at all.

What's the shuffle,
shuffle, shuffle?

You know, the shuffle,
shuffle, shuffle when you--

when you tap dance?

Tap dance is a lost art.

I used to tap dance.
I was a ballerina.

Do you understand all...

the cardio that you use?

Traci, why is you sitting like
you're about to birth a baby?

You can't close
your legs like that.

Do you see your friend?
Do you see your friend?

I'm trying to tell you
'cause when you do the--

Really?

Toni really want me go out
like this?

- Yes.
- With big thighs?

- Come on.
- Big thighs and no boobies?

Towanda and I are panicking.

Traci only needs
to get through one song.

And it's not like she has to do
the whole entire show.

Maybe rehearsing will get
Tracy in sync with us.

Traci...

- ...you have to do--
- Man.

No, it's gonna be like
a pyramid.

So it's gonna be Toni,
Trina,

me, you, and Ashlee.

Oh.

Okay.

So it gonna look like this,
so when you come out,

you're gonna come out on--
come out right before

"So Many Reasons"
because the stage is big.

- Do you know the moves?
- Yeah.

Go do it with her.

- Stay right here.
- Really?

- Do I know the moves?
- Yes.

Wait, let me pull
my Spank up

because I know I look like
I'm five months pregnant.

Stop, ready?
Cha, cha.

- Oh, my God, turn this way.
- Oh, it's this way.

I thought it was that way.

- Unh-unh, it's the side, Traci.
- Hmm?

Remember it's this side,
then you go...

Oh, this way.
I was going the other way.

Oh, ah--
I'm between you and Trina.

No, Traci, you got-- Trina,
can you show her real fast?

You're in front of her.

Pyramid, so you--
move this way, Trina.

There you go.
Five, six, seven, eight.

Oh, this way.

It's on a slope.

I'm trying to make sure
I don't... fall.

- Hey.
- Hi, guys.

- You ready?
-I'm ready.

Chaca-chaca-chaca-chaca
chaca-chaca-chaca-chaca...

And, slap.

Uh uh uh.

- Make sure you're sexy, Ashlee.
- I didn't do it sexy?

- Oh, no,
you were more robot.
- What'd I do?

Da da da!

- But we're
in this little trailer...
- But I don't care.

I don't care.
I don't care.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Okay?

- I don't care.
I don't care.
- Okay?

- I don't care.
You gotta make it work.
- Oh, okay.

- Make it work in your bubble.
-In a little trailer?

- I mean, nobody asked...
- It is going down.

Nobody asked you
for your two cents, Marcus.

I was agreeing
with Traci.

Oh, Traci, okay,
but not Ashlee.

- Traci, what is you doing?
- 'Cause it's on a slope.

- Traci--
- This is on a slope.

Traci, Traci, how you gonna
get off the stage?

- Focus, focus.
- Traci.

Traci, how are you gonna
get off the stage?

Show me.

And five, six, seven--
no!

You can't put your hand up.

Okay,
we gotta get out of here.

- Okay, love you guys,
have a good show.
- Okay, thanks.

Lotion.

I can hardly move
in this outfit.

You sure people
can't see my nipple?

- Can you see the nipple?
- Uh-uh.

Y'all sure?

- I see a dark--
right there on this side.
- It's called nipple.

That's what they...?

Okay. I don't see it
on this side, though.

Okay.
It didn't look like one.

Okay,
you think they'll see?

- You see that a little bit.
- I know, right?

It's going over to the right.
That ain't good.

You have Band-Aid?

I don't want it to be
an X-rated show.

All right, Ton, you got eight
minutes before we go on stage.

Okay.

Gonna sit my ass down
a little bit.

Y'all look pretty.

Pretty damn crazy.

I can't believe
this is happening.

We're heading to the stage
in minutes,

and Traci is still completely
off track with her choreography.

And she's slightly acting
the fool,

and if she doesn't get it
together before the show starts,

Toni is going to lose...
her... mind.

See you in a moment.
Thank you!