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I WANNA HAVE LIKE A BAR-CHIX PARTY.

- WE CAN'T. - NO, TRINA.

WE'RE NOT HAVING NO PARTY.

AND INVITE, LIKE, A COUPLE HUNDRED PEOPLE.

- HUNDRED? - HUNDRED?

Y'ALL MAKE ME FEEL BAD WHEN NOBODY WANNA

AT LEAST TRY MY STUFF. - I'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS.

I'M NOT GONNA SAY "YES" TO IT, SO WHEN IT COME BACK,

AND IT'S SOMETHIN' THAT DON'T WORK.

WE ARE GOING TO ATLANTA TO FIND SOME BIG BOOTY GIRLS,

SO THEY CAN BE MY DANCERS ON MY NEW TOUR,

AND THAT'S JUST THAT.

- MMM-MMM-MMM-- REALLY? - WHAT?

WERE YOU JUST ABOUT TO PUT THAT ORANGE JUICE

TO YOUR LIPS? - ON YOUR-ON YOUR MOUTH?

I'M EXTREMELY ANNOYED THAT GABE IS HERE.

DON'T WAVE AT ME. - BYE.

HELLO!

THE GIRLS DECIDED THAT WE NEED TO HAVE

ONE OF THEIR LITTLE FUN SLUMBER PARTIES,

LIKE WE USED TO HAVE.

THE MAYONNAISE OR THE SHOT?

THE MAYONNAISE OR THE SHOT?

YOUR STOMACH LOOK LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD.

MY STOMACH DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD.

BYE.

THANK YOU.

WHY ARE YOU WALKIN' AROUND THE HOUSE NAKED?

♪ WE ARE THE BRAXTONS AND YOU'LL SEE ♪

♪ THAT WE ARE NOT LIKE AN ORDINARY FAMILY ♪

♪ TONI TRACI TOWANDA TRINA TAMAR AND MISS E ♪

♪ WILL TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO ♪

♪ ON BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES ♪

- GIRLS! - MA'AM.

YOUR BREAKFAST IS READY.

OKAY.

LAST NIGHT WAS A LITTLE CRAZY,

AND IT GOT A LITTLE OUT OF HAND.

AND NOW WE'RE A LITTLE HUNG OVER,

SO MOMMY LET HERSELF IN AND STARTED COOKING,

WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE WE NEED SOME OF THESE CARBS

TO SOAK UP SOME OF THE ALCOHOL THAT WE'VE BEEN DRINKIN'.

OKAY, TRY THE OMELET.

I FIXED IT THE WAY I USED TO FIX IT

WHEN YOU GUYS WAS SMALL.

THAT MEANS YOU PUT A LITTLE DOLLOP OF CHEESE ON IT.

JUST A LITTLE BABY SPRINKLE.

YEAH, YEAH.

- AND PROBABLY WITH NO SALT. - YEAH, PROBABLY.

- IT'S GOT SALT. - UH-UH.

YOUR VERSION OF SALT. - IT'S GOT PEPPER ON IT.

WE EAT WITH LITTLE OR NO SALT.

THAT'S A HEALTHY MEAL, LIKE I USED TO MAKE.

THAT FOOD GOOD-- YOU KNOW THAT FOOD GOOD.

MOMMY, WHY YOU COOKIN' LIKE CAUCASIAN PEOPLE?

THERE'S NO SALT, THERE'S NO PEPPER.

THERE'S NO HOT SAUCE.

NO NOTHIN' AT ALL!

UH, TRINA, THAT'S TURKEY BACON.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO FLAP.

ANYONE WHO'S HAD A COUPLE TOO MANY

KNOWS THAT THE BEST CURE FOR A HANGOVER IS CARBS,

MEAT, AND FRIED FOOD.

THIS NASTY HEALTH FOOD IS NOT CUTTING IT RIGHT NOW.

WE HAVE TO EAT HEALTHY 'CAUSE WE--

YOU'RE GETTIN' READY TO SING AND DO THE ALBUM,

AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF.

DO Y'ALL WANNA GO OVER A SONG-- WANT ME TO HELP YOU?

- NO, MA'AM. - NO.

WE CAN'T EAT AND SING. - WELL, MAYBE AFTERWARDS.

I DON'T THINK THE GIRLS ARE MOVING FAST ENOUGH

FOR THIS ALBUM.

I MEAN, IT'S STRESSING ME OUT.

YOU EITHER DO IT OR YOU DON'T.

BECAUSE THE WAY THEY ACT,

THEY ACT LIKE THEY DON'T WANNA BE BOTHERED,

FOR GOD SAKES.

THE ONLY WAY I WON'T PUSH YOU GUYS

IS YOU GONNA HAVE TO SING FOR YOUR BREAKFAST.

MOM, YOU'RE A STAGE MOM, AGAIN.

WANDA, THAT'S WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM.

WELL, I LEARNED FROM THE BEST.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YA,

'CAUSE SHE WANNA MAKE SURE HER CHILD IS DOING IT RIGHT.

SHE SHOULD BE. - SHE'S SEVEN.

SHE SHOULD BE.

I'M NOT TRYING TO CONTROL ANYBODY,

BUT IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME

IF THE GIRLS WOULD COME TOGETHER AND MAKE THIS ALBUM

BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN WAITING TO DO IT FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.

AND BESIDES, IT WOULD MAKE ME SO HAPPY.

SING FOR YOUR FOOD.

LET'S JUST DO "'TIS SO SWEET."

OKAY.

♪ 'TIS ♪

TRACI, YOU WANNA START THE NOTE?

- MM-MMM. - TRINA, YOU WANNA START?

YES, I'LL TAKE THE MIDDLE.

♪ 'TIS SO SWEET TO TRUST IN JESUS ♪

♪ AND TO TAKE HIM AT HIS WORDS ♪

♪ JUST TO REST UPON HIS PROMISE ♪

♪ AND TO KNOW THUS SAITH THE LORD ♪

♪ BUT JESUS ♪

♪ JE-JESUS ♪

OKAY, MOMMY, WE SANG YOU A SONG.

WE PAID YOUR RANSOM.

LET THESE HOSTAGES GO AND TAKE THAT LIMP BACON WITH YOU.

TRINA, COME ON, SO WE CAN GET OUR NAILS DONE!

YES, I'M GETTING MY NAILS DONE.

YOU GOING OUT TO GET THEM DONE?

YES, MA'AM.

YOU'RE TRYING TO GET RID OF ME.

NOBODY SAID, "MOMMY, YOU WANNA GO?"

NO, YOU SAID YOU WERE STAYING HERE FOR A WHILE.

- YOU SURE DID. - I WAS STAYING WITH YOU GUYS.

STAY-- ENJOY YOURSELF.

MI CASA SU CASA.

YOU GOT GELS NOW ON, TOWANDA?

- POLISH, MM-HMM. - YOU HAVE GEL POLISH ON THEM?

- MM-HMM. - LET HER BE TAKING IT OFF.

THAT'S WHY I'M SITTIN' DOWN.

THIS IS A GOOD TREAT.

SO, YESTERDAY, WE ALL DECIDED THAT,

TODAY, WE WOULD GET OUR NAILS DONE.

I MEAN, I AIN'T... IN THE MOOD TO HANG OUT WITH MY SISTERS

RIGHT NOW, ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THAT RATCHET

AND RIDICULOUSNESS AT THAT SLUMBER PARTY LAST NIGHT.

BUT, I'M GON' GO GET MY NAILS DONE.

AND GET MY LIFE.

I THINK I'M STILL A LITTLE HUNG OVER.

I NEED SOME WATER. - I KNOW I AM.

BUT TRINA HAD A LOT TO DRINK, THOUGH, LAST NIGHT.

TRINA, YOU SHOWED EVERYBODY YOUR BOOBS.

I THINK I HAVE NICE BOOBS, THOUGH.

TRINA, YOU WERE TORE UP LAST NIGHT.

- YES, YOU WERE. - FROM THE FLOOR UP.

I'M STILL ACTUALLY A LITTLE, UM, FUZZY-HEADED.

THINGS BETWEEN TAMAR AND I GOT A LITTLE HURTFUL LAST NIGHT.

HOW'D IT FEEL FOR YOU WHEN YOU GOT IT DONE?

YOU JUST TRIED IT.

- WAS I TRYING IT, JUST NOW? - ALL THE WAY!

YOU TRIED IT TO CAPACITY.

TRINA-- TRINA, LISTEN. - IT WAS NOT TRYERIZATION.

'CAUSE Y'ALL ARE DRINK AND GOOD NIGHT.

MY SCARS ARE NOT FROM LIPOSUCTION, HEIFER.

MY SCARS ARE FROM MY GALLBLADDER BEING REMOVED,

LAPAROSCOPIC SURGERY.

NOW, IF I HAD LIPOSUCTION DONE ON MY STOMACH,

WHY WOULD I HAVE ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...

FIVE LITTLE SLITS IN MY STOMACH?

MAD.

LAST NIGHT, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN

AND GET US ALL BACK ON TRACK TO MAKE THIS ALBUM.

SO, I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT.

I THINK THE-THE SLUMBER PARTY WAS A LOT OF FUN.

WE SHOULD DO THAT MORE OFTEN.

WE DEFINITELY SHOULD.

THAT MEANS WE GOTTA SPEND TIME TOGETHER-- ENH.

WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET BACK TO WRITING SONGS FOR THE ALBUM?

- AGREED. - OKAY, Y'ALL, SO...

THE PROS OF DOING JUST ONE SINGLE

IS THAT WE CAN FEEL OUT THE FANS

AND SEE IF THEY LIKE WHAT WE'RE DOING.

THE CONS OF JUST DOING A SINGLE IS,

IF WE GET A POSITIVE RESPONSE,

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HURRY UP AND GET INTO THE STUDIO

TO DO MORE.

JUST DOING A SINGLE,

WE GET GREAT PRODUCT OUT THERE.

AND, HOPEFULLY, WHEN WE HAVE MORE TIME TO GET TOGETHER

AND ARGUE SOME MORE...

WE CAN GET A WHOLE ALBUM DONE.

TONI, WHAT YOU THINK?

I THINK DOIN' A SINGLE IS BEST.

I DO, TOO.

IT IS-- LESS PRESSURE.

YEP.

OKAY, AS MUCH AS I REALLY WANNA

DO THIS BRAXTON ALBUM WITH MY SISTERS,

A PART OF ME IS JUST RELIEVED THAT WE DECIDED

THAT WE'RE JUST GONNA DO A SINGLE.

YOU KNOW, I GOTTA GO TO ATLANTA ANYWAY

AND FINISH PREPARING FOR MY SOLO TOUR.

AND, REALLY, I COULD USE ANY EXTRA TIME I CAN GET RIGHT NOW,

'CAUSE I'M BOOKED TO CAPACITY.

DOING ONE SONG, YES, I AGREE IT'S ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

- YES. - LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

WE MIGHT HAVE AN OVERWHELMING RESPONSE AND BE LIKE,

"OH, GOD, WE GOTTA HURRY UP AND DO THIS ALBUM.

"WE GOTTA DO AN ALBUM, NOW."

YOU NEVER KNOW.

JUST DOING A SINGLE IS NOT, YOU KNOW,

AS EXPENSIVE AS DOING AN ALBUM,

AND IT DOESN'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME.

IT'S, LIKE, FOUR DAYS TO DO A SONG.

I THINK THE IDEA OF DOING A SINGLE,

INSTEAD OF AN ENTIRE ALBUM, IS COMPLETELY GENIUS.

TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF.

BUT, I'M GETTING NERVOUS ABOUT TELLING MOMMY

ABOUT THE FATE OF THE BRAXTON ALBUM.

SHE'S CLEARLY EXCITED, AND I DON'T WANNA HURT HER.

WELL, WHO'S GONNA TELL MOMMY?

WE ALL GONNA TELL HER.

WELL, WE SHOULD ALL BE THERE TOGETHER TO TELL HER.

AND THEN WHO'S GONNA TELL HER?

TAMAR.

YEAH, TAMAR, YOU SHOULD TELL HER.

- YOU SHOULD TELL HER. - WHY-WHY?

- 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE BABY. - 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE YOUNGEST.

WE ALL NEED TO BE THERE TO TELL MOMMY

THAT WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THIS ALBUM,

AND WE'RE ONLY GOING TO DO THE SINGLE.

IT'S BEEN HER DREAM FOR SUCH A LONG TIME

FOR HER GIRLS TO GET BACK TOGETHER.

SHE'S GONNA BE HEARTBROKEN.

WE KNOW OUR MOTHER LIKE A OPEN BOOK.

SO, TONI BRAXTON, WHAT GOT INTO YOU LAST NIGHT

TO EAT A WHOLE SPOON FULL OF MAYONNAISE?

I WOULD'VE TOOK THE DARE.

I THINK THE MAYONNAISE WAS BETTER

THAN EATIN' THE STUFF BETWEEN YOUR TOES.

- TAMAR MADE-- SHE RIGGED IT. - NO, I DIDN'T.

SEE, IT'S ALWAYS MY FAULT.

HELLO-HELLO-HELLO, EVERYBODY.

HI.

WE COULD NOT FIND ANY, YOU KNOW, TWERKIN' GIRLS,

IN L.A.,

SO, TODAY, WE'RE IN THE CAPITAL OF TWERKING, HONEY,

TO FIND TWO TWERKING FAIRIES TO DANCE BEHIND ME

FOR MY TOUR THAT STARTS IN JUST TWO WEEKS.

I LIKE TO SEE EVERYBODY, UH, DRESSED FOR THE OCCASION.

IT'S NOT EASY BEIN' BEADY.

I MEAN, THESE GIRLS LOOK UBER GREAT,

AND I AM SUPER EXCITED BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN HERE

SINCE THIS MORNIN', LEARNIN' THIS CHOREOGRAPHY,

AND IF THEY DANCE AS GOOD AS THEY LOOK,

PSSH, I'M IN THE DOUGH, BABY.

SO, LET ME HAVE ONE, TWO, AND THREE.

AND THEN, EVERYBODY ELSE, YOU GUYS CAN, UH, LINE OUT

IN THE, UM, HALLWAY.

THIS-THIS'LL TAKE ALL OF 30-40 MINUTES.

THANK YOU, GUYS, FOR COMING OUT.

OKAY, GET YOUR LIFE.

AND HERE WE GO, LADIES.

YEAH!

GET YOUR LIFE!

WHOO!

HEY!

GOOD JOB, LADIES.

OPEN THE DOOR FOR THE NEXT THREE GIRLS.

HI, LADIES. - HI.

ALL RIGHT.

HERE WE GO.

Y'ALL A MESS.

COMING UP, ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES"...

I BROUGHT FOR YOU TODAY SOME STUFF FROM THE COLLECTION.

I WANTED YOU TO HAVE THIS WHOLE BRITISH MOMENT,

THIS HIGH FASHION BRITISH MOMENT.

I'M-I'M ON A FENCE IF IT'LL ACTUALLY FIT WITH THE SHOW.

- TRINA! - WHAT?

WHO'S THESE PEOPLE?

REMEMBER, WE SAID WE WERE GONNA HAVE A PARTY?

THIS IS OUR HOUSE.

Y'ALL WEREN'T HOME.

Y'ALL A MESS.

'CAUSE Y'ALL IN Y'ALL HEAD.

NOW, THAT FIRST GROUP, THEY WERE GREAT.

THEY WERE GETTIN' THEIR ENTIRE LIFE, AND SO WAS I.

BUT, THIS SECOND ONE, RIGHT HERE, HONEY,

I'M SEEIN' THE MOVES,

BUT I AIN'T FEELIN' IT LIKE THAT.

LIKE, DON'T WASTE MY OPPORTUNITY AND YOURS.

DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOURSELF RIGHT NOW?

NO-- YOU ALL OUTSIDE.

Y'ALL ARE LIKE, "OH, .

"AM I FITTIN' TO GET THIS?"

IF Y'ALL WANNA DANCE, NOW IS THE TA-ZIME.

YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

I DON'T WANT NOBODY GET IN THEIR CAR, CRYIN'.

"OH, I DID-- I MESSED IT UP."

I DON'T WANT THAT.

SO, I WANT EVERYBODY TO GET OUT HERE AND GET YOUR LIFE.

OKAY, ONE MORE TIME.

HEY!

GET YOUR LIFE!

YES!

DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF?

HEE-HEE-HEE.

- GOOD JOB, LADIES. - THANK YOU, GUYS.

HI, COME ON IN, Y'ALL.

HERE WE GO.

GO OFF!

GO OFF!

HEY, HEY!

THANK YOU.

UH, WHO'S NEXT?

WHOO!

YES, GOD.

CAN Y'ALL GIVE US A COUPLE SECONDS?

TWO MINUTES. - SURE.

OKAY, CAN-- I WANNA SEE ALL OF THESE GIRLS AGAIN,

AND THAT AGAIN, AND-AND HER AGAIN.

I WANT ALL THE GIRLS IN HERE,

BUT I WANT EVERYBODY TO SEE EACH OTHER DANCE

BECAUSE, AT THE END OF THE DAY,

YOU HAVE TO STILL BE IN YOUR BUBBLE.

MM-HMM.

I WANT EVERYBODY TO BE INTIMIDATED BY EACH OTHER.

THAT'S NOT A BAD THING.

Y'ALL-- DO Y'ALL UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

Y'ALL DANCERS-- Y'ALL GET IT.

UH-HUH.

SO, I DONE GOT IT DOWN TO SIX.

BUT, REALLY, WE ONLY NEED TWO.

SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE THEM DANCE FOR THEIR LIVES, HONEY.

THEY GOTTA HAVE THEIR LITTLE SOLO ROUND.

- SO, YOU READY? - ALL RIGHT.

YEAH!

YES!

I'M DEFINITELY FINDING THE LITTLE HEIFERS

I'M LOOKING FOR, OKAY?

THEY GOT LIL' WAIST, BIG BOOTIES, BIG THIGHS.

THEY LIKE FRIED CHICKEN LIKE ME, OKAY?

WHOO!

WE'RE GETTING READY TO COME OUT HERE

AND KILL THIS THING.

THANK YOU, LADIES.

WE'LL CALL YOU.

I THINK THESE ARE TWO-- THE TWO STRONGEST DANCERS.

I THINK IT'S BETWEEN THESE THREE.

THIS ONE BECAUSE SHE HAS TECHNIQUE.

THIS THREE BECAUSE SHE HAS SEX APPEAL.

I THINK THE GIRLS THAT-THAT WORK BETTER WITH HEIGHT-WISE

ARE THE GIRL RIGHT THERE WITH THE CURLY HAIR...

AND THAT GIRL RIGHT THERE-- YEP.

I THINK I HAVE TO AGREE.

IT'S OFFICIAL, OKAY?

THE SEARCH IS OVER.

I ONLY HAVE A FEW WEEKS BEFORE MY TOUR STARTS,

SO NOW IT'S TIME TO GET TO WORK, ASAP.

HALLELUJAH!

HI.

HI.

HEY.

WHO ARE YOU GUYS?

I'M SORRY-- WE LIVE HERE.

- OH. - WHO ARE YOU?

- WHAT JOB? - WHAT JOB?

TRACI AND I PULL UP TO OUR HOUSE,

AND IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A PARTY OUTSIDE.

AND NOW, SOME OF 'EM HAVE THEIR NASTY-ASS FEET IN THE POOL,

BUT I KNOW A CERTAIN PARTY GIRL

THAT MIGHT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.

TRINA! - WHAT?

WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE OUTSIDE?

WHY YOU CALLING MY NAME LIKE THAT,

LIKE YOU JUST TOLD SOMETHING?

UH, BUT WHO'S THESE PEOPLE?

REMEMBER, WE'RE HAVING THE PARTY.

NO REMEMBER-- AIN'T NOBODY TELL ME AND TRACI NOTHIN'.

WAIT-- CAN YOU LET ME GET IT OUT?

OKAY, YOU CAN'T SAY, "REMEMBER."

REMEMBER HOW WE SAID WE WERE GONNA HAVE A PARTY?

DIDN'T WE SAY WE WERE GONNA HAVE THE CHIX COME?

SO, I HAD TO HAVE A FEW INTERVIEWS.

WELL, TRINA, HELLO-- THIS IS OUR HOUSE.

Y'ALL WEREN'T HOME.

- RIGHT, EXACTLY. - YOU COULD'VE CALLED US.

I BROUGHT IN MY TOP TWO BARTENDERS, AJA AND SANDRA,

FROM ATLANTA, FOR THE PARTY,

BUT I NEED TO FIND ONE MORE BAR CHICK AND TWO BAR BOYS,

AND I NEED TO DO IT FAST BECAUSE THE PARTY IS TOMORROW.

YOU COULD'VE MADE A PHONE CALL.

YOU COULD'VE TEXT, YOU COULD'VE EMAIL.

MY WHOLE POINT IS, THIS IS OUR HOUSE.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FOCUSING ON A SINGLE RIGHT NOW.

IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD-- YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST ONE SONG.

BUT TRINA IS CONCENTRATING ON THROWING THE PARTY OF THE CENTURY,

AND TAMAR'S IN ATLANTA, LOOKIN' FOR DANCERS.

I'M-I'M FRUSTRATED.

YOU HAVE TO LET US KNOW WHEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE

SOME SPACE INVADERS.

AND YOU NEED TO LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH ALCOHOL WE HAVE,

SO I CAN PARTAKETH IN IT.

HOWEVER, COMMA,

IF IT MEANS THAT WE CAN HAVE A FREE COCKTAIL,

I WILL TAKE IT.

THANK YOU.

HOW ABOUT WE TRY THE DRINKS?

IF YOU GUYS WANNA TRY THE DRINKS,

YOU CAN TRY THE DRINKS. - WE'LL BE GOOD.

WE WILL BEHAVE OURSELVES. - NO, YOU WON'T.

- YES, WE WILL-- YES, WE WILL. - MM-HMM.

WE FEEL LIKE WE ARE PART OF IT.

- HOW? - 'CAUSE WE CAME UP IN HERE,

AND WE GOT STRANGE PEOPLE UP IN THIS .

YEP, THIS IS OUR HOUSE.

OKAY, Y'ALL SIT ON THE COUCH,

AND I'LL HAVE SOMEONE BRING THE DRINKS OVER TO YOU.

OH, THAT'S EVEN BETTER.

LET'S BRING IT-- LET'S BE SERVED.

OKAY, OKAY.

ONE MORE FROM OUR LADY ON THE END HERE.

WE ACTUALLY DO MORE FOR THE GIRLS

WHO ARE SILENTLY ON THE COUCH.

I AIN'T SILENT.

EVERYBODY KNOW MY BIG-ASS MOUTH.

BEING A BAR-CHIX REQUIRES YOU TO WEAR

A CERTAIN TYPE OF ATTIRE. - IS IT NAUGHTY?

- YEAH, A LITTLE NAUGHTY. - YOU SEE A LOT OF SKIN.

- YEAH. - TOPLESS?

THAT SOUNDS FUN. - OOH.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

HERE YOU GO. - HERE, GIVE ONE TO TOWANDA TOO.

- LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. - TOWANDA, I'M COMING.

THOSE ARE INTERESTING LITTLE...

- RINGS. - DILDOS YOU HAVE THERE.

WHAT YOU CALL THEM-- DILDOS?

- GABE! - WHAT?

- NO, THEY'RE JUST RINGS. - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.

- DOOHICKEYS, MAYBE. - DOOHICKEY.

THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. - BUT, "INTERESTING DILDOS?"

I DO PRIVATE PARTIES, THOUGH, MOSTLY.

- OH, OKAY-- ALL RIGHT. - SO, GOTTA BE SOCIAL.

ABSOLUTELY-- ABSOLUTELY.

ANY OF YOU GUYS WANT A SHOT?

- I WANT A CAUCASIAN. - MMM.

- OKAY, THE NEXT PERSON. - GABE, YOU CAN LEAVE.

I THINK EVERYBODY ELSE IS ENJOYING IT.

YOU CAN LEAVE-- WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, I CAN LEAVE?

OKAY, THE NEXT PERSON.

- TAMARA, ARE YOU CHEWING GUM? - I AM.

YOU WANT IT OUT? - YES.

I GOT YOU.

YOU ARE, BUT SHE IS, TOO.

- YOU NEED TEQUILA? - YES.

IT'S UNDER HERE.

I'D LIKE REPOSADO, PLEASE.

SHE PASSED.

CAN'T TAKE NO MORE OF THESE BITCHES IN MY HOUSE.

ME EITHER, TRACI.

I AM READY FOR EVERYBODY TO LEAVE,

INCLUDING AJA, SANDRA, AND GABE.

BOX 'EM UP AND SEND 'EM ON THEIR WAY.

- THANK YOU. - WALK MYSELF?

CAN YOU WALK OUTSIDE?

I HAVE SOME GREAT CANDIDATES FOR THE BAR BOYS,

BUT I'M NOT SURE IF WE FOUND ANOTHER BAR CHICK TODAY,

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

SHE BACK IN THE POOL?

- WELL, HELLO. - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

HEY, EVERYBODY.

SO, I'M BACK FROM ATLANTA,

SO I CAN GO TO MY SISTER AND THEM HOUSEWARMING PARTY.

HI. - HEY, TAMAR, HOW ARE YOU?

HI, DOLL FACE.

BUT, FIRST, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A MEETING WITH THIS DESIGNER,

WHO IS GONNA HELP US CREATE THE LOOK FOR THE MALE DANCERS IN MY SHOW.

AND NO SHADE, BUT HE GOTTA BE ON POINT,

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE TIME FOR NO RIDICULOUSNESS.

I SAW YOUR FASHION SHOW.

I WAS COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY. - THANK YOU.

I THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING.

IT WAS INNOVATIVE, IT WAS DIFFERENT.

IT WAS-- IT WAS FEARLESS-- I THOUGHT IT WAS AMAZING.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

SO, WHAT I-I BROUGHT FOR YOU TODAY,

SOME STUFF FROM THE COLLECTION,

AND THEN I WAS TALKING TO ASHLEY EARLIER

'CAUSE I WANTED YOU TO HAVE, LIKE,

THIS WHOLE BRITISH MOMENT,

THIS HIGH FASHION BRITISH MOMENT.

SO, I SAW OCTAVIUS' COLLECTION ONLINE,

AND HIS SEASON IS, LIKE, THIS BRITISH THEME.

AMAZING MILITARY FABULOUSNESS, RIGHT?

SO, I TOLD ASHLEY I WANTED TO SEE

A VERSION OF THAT COLLECTION WITH SOME, YOU KNOW,

TWEAK AND A LITTLE BIT MORE SEXY TO IT.

YOU KNOW, I LOVE THE LOOK, BUT I'M-I'M ON THE FENCE

IF IT'LL ACTUALLY FIT WITH THE SHOW.

SO, WHAT I HAVE IS,

THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA BE LOOKING AT TODAY.

COMING UP, ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES"...

THIS IS NOT JUST A BAR PARTY.

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

THE PARTY IS IN THREE HOURS,

AND EVERYONE IS SETTING UP EXCEPT FOR TRACI AND TOWANDA.

IN FACT, THEY'RE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.

EVERYBODY'S COMING TO ME, ASKING, "WHERE'S TRINA?

"WHERE'S TRINA-- WHERE'S TRINA?"

LIKE IT A TRINA PARTY.

I'M GETTING READY TO GO, I'M GETTING TO READY TO GO,

'CAUSE THAT'S NOT FUNNY, AND THAT'S NOT-THAT'S NOT CUTE.

OF COURSE, TAMAR IS HAVING A FIT

IN THE MIDDLE OF MY PARTY. - I'M NOT DOING THAT.

SO, WHAT I HAVE IS,

THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA BE LOOKING AT TODAY.

YOU LIKE THAT?

SEE, WHAT I LIKE ABOUT OUR DANCERS IS, THEY DON'T--

THE WAY YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING 'EM TOGETHER,

THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE-- - LOOK LIKE HIP HOP DANCERS.

- YOU KNOW, HIP HOP. - RIGHT, RIGHT.

THEY'RE-THEY'RE, LIKE, IN SUITS.

- RIGHT-RIGHT. - AND, YOU KNOW,

THEY KINDA STEP UP, YOU KNOW, THE SHOW A LITTLE BIT.

AND I THINK THAT STILL GIVES IT THAT ESSENCE, THOUGH.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? - EXACTLY, YEAH.

I LOVE THAT.

WANNA LOOK AT THE ACTUAL PANTS?

YEAH, YOU WANNA SEE THE ACTUAL LOOKS?

YEAH, PLEASE.

I MEAN, I REALLY KNOW I LIKE OCTAVIUS' COLLECTION,

BUT IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO SEE THESE PIECES UP CLOSE.

YOU KNOW HOW, SOMETIMES, YOU SEE SOMETHIN' ONLINE,

OR YOU SEE IT IN PICTURES, BUT WHEN IT GET TO YOU,

IT'S A HOT-ASS MESS, AND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT.

SO-SO, THIS IS THE-THIS IS THE MEN'S PANT.

- OH, WOW! - YEAH.

SO, THIS IS THE LEATHER.

THIS IS, UH, THIS IS, UH, RIBBING,

SO IT JUST SITS UP ON THERE.

CAN'T WE JUST DO THAT IN REGULAR FABRIC, THOUGH,

INSTEAD OF WOOL? - YEAH-YEAH-YEAH.

SO WE CAN DO, LIKE, A BLACK DENIM.

AND IT'S CHEAPER, TOO, AIN'T IT, IF IT AIN'T WOOL?

YEAH-YEAH-YEAH.

AND THEN, SEE, THESE ARE LEATHER.

I LOVE THESE SUSPENDERS-- I THINK THEY'RE SO SMART.

- AND THESE ARE THROUGH THE-- - IT'S SO SMART!

SO, IT GOES THROUGH THE VEST, AND IT CONNECTS UNDER THERE.

THEY EVEN CAN DO SHIRTLESS, TOO, AND JUST THIS,

IF THEY WANT TO SHOW ARMS. - YES, THEY CAN.

LIKE, FOR REAL, OCTAVIUS' COLLECTION IS SICKENING, M'KAY?

HE'S ALREADY IN TUNE WITH OUR CLEAN, UPSCALE,

SOPHISTICATED VISION FOR MY TOUR,

AND, YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY IN LOVE WITH IT.

ALL I HAVE TO DO, IS, LIKE, ADJUST, YOU KNOW,

SOME OF THE COLORS FOR MY RED THEME.

WHAT ABOUT ALL BLACK?

DIDN'T WE TALK ABOUT ALL BLACK?

IS IT TOO DIFFICULT TO MAKE TWO OPTIONS?

NO, NO, WE CAN DO THE FITTING WITH TWO OPTIONS,

AND THEN JUST SEE-SEE-- - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WE AIN'T TALKED ABOUT THE COIN YET-- WAIT, WAIT.

NOT TOO MANY YARDS OF FABRIC.

THINK OPTIONS.

I WANT TEN OPTIONS. - WAIT.

WAIT, AND WAIT, AND WAIT.

- THIS IS BLACK ON BLACK. - BLACK ON BLACK.

- YEAH, TWO LOOKS, THEN. - TWO LOOKS.

I'M-I'M COMPLETELY SATISFIED AND EXCITED ABOUT IT.

YOU LIKE THAT?

SHE GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING IN THREE DAYS.

"I WAS THINKIN'...

"CAT SUITS FOR EVERYBODY, IN HOT PINK."

- ALL SPANDEX. - NOT HOT PINK! - ALL SPANDEX.

YOU THINK HE'S FUNNY-- YOU THINK HE'S FUNNY?

THANK YOU SO MUCH, OCTAVIUS.

EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GOOD. - THANKS FOR THE OPPORTUNITY.

SAY, "THANK YOU"-- SAY, "THANK YOU."

FOR WHAT?

I KNOW WHO HE IS.

BYE.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH, OCTAVIUS. - OH, THANK YOU.

I-I CANNOT WAIT.

OH, STAY WITH IT.

I THINK IT'S GONNA GO TERRIFIC.

AFTER THREE LONG HOURS OF TRINA'S BAR-CHIX

PARADING THROUGH OUR HOUSE, EVERYONE IS FINALLY GONE,

AND TRACI AND I ARE ABLE TO RELAX IN PEACE.

WELL, WE GOT RID OF EVERYBODY, EXCEPT FOR GABE, YOU KNOW.

- I CAN'T TAKE THIS. - EW.

I REALLY NEED TRINA HUSBAND TO GO.

HE OVERSTAYED HIS WELCOME.

GABE CAME TO VISIT TWO WEEKS AGO,

AND HE'S NEVER LEFT.

LIKE COCKROACHES.

I CAME HERE TO WORK ON THE ALBUM.

NOT TO LISTEN TO GABE HAVIN' SEX WITH TRINA.

TRACI, GO GET 'EM.

TELL 'EM WE HAVE TO TALK TO THEM.

- TOWANDA, GO AHEAD-- - TRACI, YOU'RE THE OLDEST.

I'M SO SICK ON THE STOMACH.

I CAN'T SEE OR SMELL WHATEVER COMES OUT IN THAT DAMN ROOM.

BUT YOU WANT ME TO SMELL IT AND SEE WHAT'S GOING--

MY STOMACH CAN'T TAKE IT TODAY.

WHAT?

CAN Y'ALL COME OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE?

- OKAY-- ALL RIGHT. - OKAY.

THANKS.

I FEEL LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THE DIRTY WORK.

WHAT?

NO "WHAT?"

SIT DOWN.

OKAY.

GABE, YOU OVERSTAYED YOUR WELCOME, DANG IT.

- YOU GOTTA GO. - THAT'S WHY I JUST SAID IT.

YOU GOTS TO GO. - NO, I DIDN'T.

I AIN'T EVEN BEEN IN THE SWIMMING POOL YET.

- YOU GOTS TO GO. - OKAY, WAIT.

LET'S START FROM THE BEGINNING.

WHAT'S THE ISSUE?

THAT HE'S OVERSTAYED HIS WELCOME.

HE'S BEEN HERE FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

WHEN WE DECIDED TO HAVE A BAR-CHIX, SLASH,

HOUSEWARMING PARTY,

IT WAS ONLY BEFITTING THAT GABE WAS THERE.

HE IS A PART OF BAR-CHIX, AS A BUSINESS PARTNER.

TRINA, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WANNA SEE YOUR HUSBAND,

BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR.

NO ONE ELSE IS SACRIFICING THEIR FAMILY.

MY HUSBAND IS COMING.

HE'S COMING ONE DAY, AND HE'S GOING HOME.

SO, WE-WE HAVE A CONJUGAL VISIT,

AND HE HAS TO GO?

I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT TRINA'S FEELINGS RIGHT NOW.

I'M THINKING ABOUT MY PRIVACY.

IT'S TIME TO GO-- GET OUTTA HERE.

GET OUT.

THEY'RE NOT COMING HERE, NOT NEVER.

- BUT THAT-BUT THAT-- - I MAY GO HOME TO SEE THEM,

BUT I'M OUT HERE FOR ONE REASON.

BUT THAT'S A CHOICE THAT YOU GUYS MADE.

THAT'S NOT FAIR. - BUT THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

IT'S ABOUT SACRIFICE.

I'M OUT HERE FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY,

AND THAT'S TO GET A JOB DONE.

I'M NOT GONNA SACRIFICE MY FAMILY.

THAT'S ABSOLUTELY NOT WHAT I SAID.

WE CAME HERE TO WORK,

AND IT'S KINDA UNCOMFORTABLE ALL THE TIME

TO HAVE ANOTHER MAN IN THIS HOUSE ALL THE TIME,

AND WE CAN'T EVEN BE COMFORTABLE

DOING WHATEVER WE WANNA DO.

YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDN'T TELL US HE WAS COMIN',

WE STILL WELCOMED HIM WITH OPEN ARMS,

AND WE WAS LIKE, "OKAY, GABE'S HERE.

"HE'S HERE TO SEE HIS WIFE-- OKAY, WE GET IT."

DAY ONE, DAY TWO, DAY THREE, DAY FOUR,

DAY FIVE, DAY SIX, DAY SEVEN, DAY EIGHT.

THEN, WE'RE LIKE, "OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

"OKAY, IT'S TIME TO GO, NOW."

I AM TRYING TO KEEP THE PEACE, RIGHT NOW,

BUT I DON'T THINK MY SISTERS REALIZE

THAT THEY ARE HURTING MY FEELINGS.

GABE AND I ARE STILL REPAIRING OUR MARRIAGE,

AND TOWANDA AND TRACI ARE BEING COMPLETELY INSENSITIVE TO THAT.

FOR REAL, TRACI, YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY?

WELL, FINE, AF-AFTER THE PARTY--

- I'LL GO HOME. - GABE-GABE'LL GO BACK HOME.

WELL, I THINK THIS MEETING IS OVER.

SO, I'MA NEED YOU TO RINSE THE APPLES,

RINSE THE STRAWBERRIES, RINSE THE BLACKBERRIES.

HMM.

I HAVE A-A SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME

TO GET EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

IT MEANS A LOT TO ME THAT GABE IS HERE,

HELPING ME SET UP FOR THE PARTY.

EVEN THOUGH TRACI AND TOWANDA ARE TRYING TO KICK HIM OUT,

HE EVEN HIRED THE ENTERTAINMENT ALL BY HIMSELF.

GABE, HAVE YOU SEEN THE GIRLS, TRACI AND TOWANDA?

UH, I SAW 'EM GO TO THE BACK.

THIS IS NOT JUST A BAR PARTY.

I MEAN, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HOUSEWARMING--

WHERE IS EVERYBODY? - YOU MEAN,

WHERE'S TOWANDA AND TRACI?

'CAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT'S MISSIN'.

THE PARTY IS IN THREE HOURS.

GABE, THE BAR-CHIX,

THE STAFF, CATERERS, AND THE ENTERTAINMENT,

THEY'RE HERE, AND EVERYONE IS SETTING UP,

EXCEPT FOR TRACI AND TOWANDA.

IN FACT, THEY'RE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.

YEAH, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA HELP WITH THE--

GETTIN' EVERYTHING TOGETHER?

IT'S SUPPOSED- IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE

A JOINT HOUSEWARMING PARTY. - IT'S A HOUSEWARMING PARTY.

NO, IT'S NOT, NO, IT'S NOT, NO, IT'S NOT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SIGN?

- AWE, THAT IS CUTE. - AWE, AND CAN Y'ALL

CUTE YOURSELVES INTO THE KITCHEN AND HELP?

THAT'S NOT FAIR.

EVERYBODY'S COMING TO ME, ASKING, "WHERE'S TRINA?

"WHERE'S TRINA-- WHERE'S TRINA?"

LIKE IT A TRINA PARTY.

- GOTTA PARTY OR GO HOME. - NO, BABY GIRL.

WELL, WE'RE GOING HOME THEN, BECAUSE IT'S NOT-- NO.

'CAUSE WE'RE NOT DOING THAT.

I'M GETTING WALKED ALL OVER LIKE A CHEAP RUG,

AND THIS PARTY IS FALLING APART BEFORE IT EVEN STARTS.

TOWANDA, YOU'RE-YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP?

- WITH WHAT? - WITH THE PARTY.

IT'S YOUR PARTY! - EVERYTHING.

OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,

HOW CAN WE HAVE THIS TABLE MOVED?

UM, THE KARAOKE DJ IS HERE.

SO, ALL Y'ALL SUPPOSED TO DO IS JUST SHOW UP?

BUT, IT'S NOT JUST MY PARTY.

TRINA IS REALLY STRESSED.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SHE HAS ALL THESE NEW BAR-CHIX PEOPLE,

AND BAR BOYS, AND GABE.

LET THEM HELP HER.

I'M JUST GONNA GET DRESSED.

COMING UP, ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES"...

STOP PLAYING LIKE THAT, FOR REAL!

I DON'T DO THEM KINDA GAMES--THAT'S STUPID.

THIS PARTY IS WHACK.

LIKE, GET OUTTA HERE!

THAT'S NOT EVEN FUN!

WE GOT SOMETHIN' WE WANNA TELL YA.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

YOU'RE NOT SAYING MUCH. - WAIT A MINUTE.

HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, GIRLFRIEND-- WHAT'S TEA?

DON'T GET MAD. - TOO MUCH FOR ME.

SEE YA LATER.

WHEN WE HAVE A PARTY, WHEN WE HAVE AN EVENT,

I'M THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS DOING THE STUFF.

I AGREE.

BUT, I PROMISE I--

IT'S-IT'S-IT'S DRIVING ME BATTY.

I AM COMPLETELY STRESSED OUT.

I JUST DON'T FEEL CONFIDENT WITH SO MUCH GOING ON.

TOWANDA AND TRACI!

I'M STILL WEARING FUZZY PINK SLIPPERS.

IT'S SO UNFAIR!

WHAT ARE THOSE-- MY GLASSES?

HAVE THEY ALREADY BEEN CLEANED AND STERILIZED?

Y'ALL HADN'T SEEN THE MENU?

WE'RE NOT CUTTING UP APPLES FOR NO REASON.

OH, OKAY.

NEED SOME PAPER TOWELS, SOMETHING TO LAY THIS UP ON,

OR...

I CAN IF YOU WANT ME TO.

- YEAH, I WOULD MUCH RATHER. - OKAY.

RELAX, RELATE, RELEASE.

THIS PARTY HAS TO BE PERFECT.

I'M NOT USUALLY THIS HIGH STRUNG, BY THE WAY.

I'M JUST GONNA GET DRESSED.

THERE ARE PEOPLE FROM EVERY WALK OF LIFE

COMING TO THIS PARTY,

AND ANYONE THERE CAN BE A POTENTIAL CLIENT FOR BAR-CHIX.

I'M ALMOST STARTING TO REGRET PUTTING BAR-CHIX NAME

ON THIS PARTY.

HEY, WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH?

OH, NOW YOU WANNA HELP.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING, "NOW I WANNA HELP?"

OKAY, I NEED THESE THREE PUT--

IT'S SO FUN HELPING SOMEBODY THAT'S GONNA BITE--

- NO-NO, LISTEN, GABE, PLEASE? - WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT?

I JUST NEED THESE THREE PUT ON THE OTHER BAR.

OKAY, THEY ALREADY HAVE A BOX OUT THERE.

- WELL, THEN, NO. - LET ME GO CHECK, THEN.

I BARELY HAVE TIME TO GET DRESSED AND READY,

AT THIS POINT, BUT GUESS WHAT?

I AM GREAT UNDER PRESSURE-- THAT'S WHY I'M THE CEO.

GOTTA CHANGE MY CLOTHES.

- HI. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- HI. - HEY.

OH-OH, BE CAREFUL-- DON'T SPILL IT.

I'M NOT GONNA SPILL IT-- BELIEVE ME.

COME ON IN.

MEET PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. - THANK YOU.

HEY, TONE-- HEY.

HEY-HEY-HEY, PAPA BEAR IN THE HOUSE!

HI!

EVERYBODY HAVE A STARE.

- HEY, DAD. - HEY, CHICKO.

TOOK A LOT OF WORK, BUT I GOT IT DONE.

WITH NO HELP FROM MY SISTERS-- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

BUT PEOPLE ARE HERE-- THEY'RE HAVING FUN.

- HI, NIECEY. - T-T-T.

MY NIECE, ASHLEE, HAS BEEN IN L.A.,

WORKING FOR TONI AS HER ASSISTANT FOR A WHILE,

BUT I REALLY NEEDED JUST ONE MORE BAR CHICK TONIGHT.

SO I CALLED UP ASHLEE TO HELP OUT.

THANKS-- OH, THANK YOU, ASHLEE.

I DON'T MIND SHARING ASHLEE WITH TRINA TONIGHT,

BUT DON'T GET USED TO IT, TRINA.

ONE TIME-- THAT'S IT.

WHEW!

- OH, THANK YOU. - HOLD ON, LET ME--

HOLD ON-- LET ME SEE SOMETHIN'.

I'M NOT SURE WHO HIRED THESE PEOPLE.

I THINK GABE HIRED THESE PEOPLE.

- I DON'T KNOW. - IT'S A PETAL.

OH!

WOW!

I JUST THINK IT'S STUPID TO HAVE A MAGICIAN IN THE HOUSE,

WHEN A HOUSE IS ALREADY HAUNTED.

LIKE, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THIS HOUSE.

- DRINK WAS DELICIOUS, SANDRA. - IT WAS GOOD?

- DELICIOUS-- DELICIOUS. - THANK YOU.

I TRY.

AS A BAR CHICK, I TRY. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY.

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE A BAR CHICK.

THE BAR-CHIX ARE DOING AN AMAZING JOB, AGAIN,

AND EVERYONE IS GETTING PRETTY DAMN TIPSY.

I GOTTA HAVE A TYPE OF COCKTAIL OR SOMETHIN', THEN.

MY NERVES ARE ON 37.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WALKED INTO.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

- YOU! - HEY, MAMA.

- YOU DID THIS. - ARE YOU CRAZY?

- LET ME PRAY OVER IT. - AIN'T ENOUGH LIQUOR--

AIN'T ENOUGH LIQUOR HERE FOR ME, FOR THAT. - BLESS IT, HOLY LORD.

IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW. - LIKE, I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT RIGHT NOW.

- WHAT-- OH, HELL NO! - IT'S OKAY-- IT'S OKAY.

NO, FOR REAL, YOU GOT CHILDREN.

YOU MUST BE CRAZY!

STOP PLAYIN' LIKE THAT, FOR REAL!

LIKE, WE AIN'T AT DISNEYLAND.

THAT'S, LIKE, A FOR REAL PERSON.

- HELL NO! - DON'T-DON'T MOVE.

LETTIN' SOME MAGICIAN THAT YOU DON'T KNOW

STICK A SWORD THROUGH YOUR NECK,

IT'S RIDICULOUS.

BREATHE-BREATHE DEEPLY, DEEPLY.

BREATHE, BREATHE, BREATHE.

IT'S STUCK ON A BONE, I THINK.

BREATHE, BREATHE, BREATHE.

I THINK HE SUCKED.

I DON'T KNOW WHY HE WASN'T GOOD.

MAYBE HE NEEDED TO PRACTICE A LITTLE BIT MORE.

WHO WAS HE?

I MEAN, WAS HE RELATED TO SOMEBODY?

HE WASN'T GOOD.

TOWANDA, FOR REAL, STOP PLAYIN'!

- I THINK... - TOWANDA!

OH!

I'M GETTIN' READY TO GO-- I'M GETTIN' READY TO GO.

HERE WE GO-- HERE WE GO.

'CAUSE THAT'S NOT FUNNY, AND THAT'S NOT-THAT'S NOT CUTE.

THAT'S NOT FUN. - BUT, I'M DONE.

SHE'S ABOUT TO PUT A BLADE THROUGH HER NECK.

SHE'S OUT OF HER DAMN MIND!

SHE'S OUT OF HER DAMN MIND! - SHE'S NOT DEAD, TAMAR.

SHE'S STILL ALIVE. - LIKE-LIKE, GET OUTTA HERE!

THAT'S NOT EVEN FUN!

OF COURSE, TAMAR IS HAVING A FIT

IN THE MIDDLE OF MY PARTY

THAT WE'VE BEEN PLANNING FOR TWO WEEKS.

CALM DOWN!

IT'S JUST A MAGICIAN, AND HE'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD.

SORRY.

I AM SAVED, SANCTIFIED, AND FILLED WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT,

AND PLAN TO STAY THAT WAY, OKAY?

- SHE'S OKAY. - I'M READY.

I MEAN, THIS PARTY IS WHACK,

AND I REALLY, HONEST TO GOD,

DON'T NEED TO BE IN THIS HOUSE ANOTHER SECOND, DARLING.

TAMAR DOESN'T EVEN CARE

HOW MUCH WORK I PUT INTO THIS DAMN PARTY,

AND DRUNK GABE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SEEMS TO APPRECIATE ME.

UGH, THAT'S NASTY.

- SHE ATE THE FIRE. - THAT IS SO NASTY-- EW!

I MEAN, THAT SMIRK ON GABE'S FACE

IS STARTIN' TO GIVE ME THE-THE HEEBIE-JEEBIES.

I'M SO HAPPY HE'S NOT GONNA BE HERE AFTER TONIGHT.

OKAY, I'M GONNA SIT BACK DOWN.

- WELL, GO AHEAD. - BUT YOU'RE IN THE WAY.

GO AROUND.

WANNA SIT RIGHT HERE?

I AM SO HAPPY THAT GABE IS LEAVING TOMORROW!

- COME ON, SCOOT CLOSE. - OKAY.

NEVER MIND-- I'M GOIN' TO BED.

HOWEVER, COMMA, TOMORROW,

WE HAVE TO TELL MOMMY THAT THE BRAXTON ALBUM

IS TURNED INTO THE BRAXTON SINGLE,

AND I'M-I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

I DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA BE HAPPY.

I'M ABOUT TO, UM, WRAP THIS EVENING UP, THOUGH.

I DON'T KNOW.

OVERALL, I THINK THE PARTY WAS A SUCCESS.

HOWEVER, TRACI AND TOWANDA DID NOT HELP.

NOBODY WANTS TO COME TOGETHER

AND GET SOMETHING DONE AS A GROUP.

SO, HOW ON EARTH ARE WE GONNA FINISH A SINGLE TOGETHER,

IF WE CAN'T EVEN GET ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT A SIMPLE PARTY?

I THINK I'M ABOUT TO CALL IT A NIGHT,

'CAUSE I HAD TO WORK WHEN Y'ALL WEREN'T WORKING.

TRINA GOIN' TO SLEEP AT 7:30.

Y'ALL HERE ENJOYING THE EVENING,

AND I WAS WORKING.

HEY, GUYS.

I FEEL LIKE WE IN A CONFERENCE OR SOMETHING.

THIS IS THE LIBRARY OF THE HOUSE, THOUGH.

IT'S KINDA NICE.

- WHO PLAYS GOLF? - I DON'T KNOW.

WE RENTED THIS HOUSE. - FROM WHO?

SOMEBODY WHO PLAYS GOLF.

WE'RE ABOUT TO TELL MOMMY THE NEWS

ABOUT NOT DOING A COMPLETE ALBUM,

AND I'M GETTING REALLY ANGSTY.

I KNOW SHE'S REALLY EXCITED,

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE'LL REACT WHEN IT'S NOT HAPPENING

THE WAY SHE ENVISIONED IT TO BE ANYMORE.

I'M JUST GLAD TAMAR'S THE ONE WHO'S GONNA TELL HER.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO?

WHAT YOU GIRLS UP TO?

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

WE GOT SOMETHING WE WANNA TELL YOU.

COMING UP, ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES"...

TRACI, I WOULD SAY SOMETHIN' SMART BACK TO TONI,

'CAUSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE SAID TO YOU.

I DON'T.

YOU WON'T LET ME TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT.

READ HER BACK-- SNAP YOUR FINGERS!

BACK TO ME, BACK TO ME.

IT'S ABOUT ME.

WE GOT SOMETHING WE WANNA TELL YOU.

OKAY.

OKAY, SO, WE JUST SAID WE'RE JUST GONNA DO A SINGLE,

INSTEAD OF AN ALBUM.

YEAH, SO WE'RE JUST GONNA DO A SINGLE.

- OKAY. - SO...

NOT THAT WE CAN'T DO AN ALBUM LATER,

BUT THEY'RE ONLY GONNA RELEASE A SINGLE TO BEGIN WITH, ANYWAY.

AND THEN, FROM THE SINGLE, GROW.

I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED THAT THEY'RE JUST DOIN' A SINGLE.

BECAUSE, WHAT-- YOU'RE TOO BUSY?

FOR GOD SAKES.

PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO,

AND I DON'T THINK THEY WANNA DO IT,

TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

THINK UP-- THINK UP.

DON'T GO DOWN-- DON'T GO DOWN. - TURN YOUR FROWN UPSIDE DOWN.

TAMAR, IF YOU PUT YOUR HAND ON MY LIP--

I'M TRYING TO HELP.

WE ARE BEING REALISTIC ABOUT OUR TIME CONSTRAINTS.

YEAH, 'CAUSE WHAT WE DON'T WANNA DO

IS START HALF A ALBUM AND NOT FINISH THE OTHER HALF.

RIGHT, THAT'D BE TACKY.

AND THEN, NOTHIN' EVER COMES OUT.

SO, THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE DECIDED.

SO, YOU SHOULD CELEBRATE.

DON'T MAKE THAT FACE, THOUGH.

EH, UP, ALWAYS UP, ALWAYS UP, ALWAYS UP.

SO, I'M GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,

MY MAMA'S NOT SAYIN' THAT MUCH.

AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN SHE GET ALONE IN HER FEELINGS,

THAT'S WHAT SHE DO.

SHE GOT THAT LITTLE SHUT DOWN SPIRIT.

SO, I'M JUST LIKE, WAIT A MINUTE.

HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, GIRLFRIEND, WHAT'S TEA?

DON'T GET MAD.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

YOU'RE NOT SAYING MUCH-- SO, WHAT ARE YOU THINKIN'?

I'M JUST-I-I--

WELL-- - IT AIN'T BAD NEWS, HUH?

WELL...

I-I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

I HAD TO BE QUIET A BIT BECAUSE I WOULD'VE CRIED.

I KNOW.

THAT'S GOOD NEWS 'CAUSE WE COULD'VE SAID,

WE AIN'T DOING NO SINGLE OR ALBUM.

SO, ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE GONNA WRITE IT COLLECTIVELY?

WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT PART DOESN'T REALLY MATTER,

AS LONG AS IT'S A GOOD SONG. - WELL, I-I WANNA KNOW.

IT MATTER TO ME-- I WANNA KNOW.

IT'S ABOUT FINDING THE RIGHT SONG.

WHETHER IT COMES FROM US OR SOMEONE ELSE,

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE HEAR IT AND WE ALL LOVE IT.

YOU DIDN'T HEAR WHAT SHE SAID.

IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE ALL "HUR" IT.

GIRL, YOU GOT THAT "D" ?

WHAT YOU HAVE-- WHAT YOU HAVE?

- I'VE BEEN TALKING TO TRACI. - SHE'S BEEN AROUND ME.

DID I SAY, "HUR IT?"

YES.

I'VE BEEN HANGING AROUND-- OH, MY GOD!

TRACI IS ELIZA DOOLITTLE.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE SAID TO YOU.

I DON'T.

UH, TONI, WHO IN THE HELL IS ELIZA DOOLITTLE?

'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU EXPLAINING AND COMPARING

YOU AND ME AS ELIZA DOOLITTLE,

AND I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL THE WOMAN IS.

YOU WON'T LET ME TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT.

GIRL, READ HER BACK-- SNAP YOUR FINGERS!

YOU WOULD NEVER LET ME TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT.

I DON'T KNOW IF EVERYBODY, YOU KNOW,

HAVE SEEN "MY FAIR LADY," BUT ELIZA DOOLITTLE IS A GIRL

WHO SHE CAN'T REALLY SPEAK ENGLISH THAT GOOD.

SHE SPEAK, LIKE, BROKEN ENGLISH.

YEAH, YOU WOULD NEVER LET ME TALK TO YOU.

- BECAUSE YOUR DELIVERY. - IT'S THE DELIVERY.

IT'S THE DELIVERY. - THE DELIVERY ISN'T POLITE.

ANYWAY...

THE GIRLS, THEY GET TOGETHER, THEY ARGUE,

THEY DON'T WANNA DO THIS AND THAT.

JUST ACTING LIKE PLUM FOOLS.

BACK TO ME, BACK TO ME.

IT'S ABOUT ME.

THANK GOD FOR THE ONE-- THAT'S WHAT I SAY.

THAT'S A BLESSING. - BABY STEPS.

SO, I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A SUCCESS.

JUST GET THAT OUT THERE, SO I CAN HEAR IT AND...

HOW ABOUT THAT?

- I DON'T KNOW THAT WORD. - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

- BRAGGACIOUS-- BRAG. - BRAGGING, YEAH.

YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT ME SAYING WHAT I SAID TO TRACI.

MAYBE I COULD'VE SAID IT TO YOU, ELIZA.

FORGET IT-- THANK YOU, GIRLS.

I'M OUT, I'M OUT, I'M OUT, I'M OUT.

TOO MUCH FOR ME-- SEE YA LATER.

MOMMY ACTUALLY TOOK IT BETTER THAN I IMAGINED.

I THINK SHE'S FEELING SIMILAR TO US WITH HER FRUSTRATION,

AND SHE SEES THAT IT MAKES MORE SENSE

TO FOCUS ON ONE SONG VERSUS A WHOLE ALBUM.