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TRINA, YOU JUST DID A VIDEO-- I WANNA SEE IT.

ME, TOO, TONE.

CAN YOU SING THE HOOK, SO I CAN REMEMBER?

♪ GOT SOME DRINK IN MY CUP ♪

♪ TAKIN' ME TO MY ZONE ♪

♪ IF YOU DIDN'T COME TO PARTY ♪

♪ THEN YOU BETTER GO HOME ♪

♪ AH AH ♪

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA MAKE THOSE CHITLINS TODAY.

OH, GOD, NOT CHITLINS-- I CAN'T.

YOUR FURNITURE AND YOUR DRAPERIES

ARE GONNA SMELL LIKE CHITTERLINGS.

- WELL, NOW, THAT'S TRUE. - YOU'RE SO BOUGEE.

MUAH!

I REALLY DO WORRY ABOUT MY MAMA IN

ATLANTA, ALL BY HERSELF.

SHE DOES NEED COMPANIONSHIP.

SEE HOW IMPORTANT IT IS THAT YOU MOVE HERE

AND COOK FOR ME?

I'M NOT GONNA BE DOING THAT.

GABE WANTS TO BE INVOLVED IN THE STORE.

- NO! - NO!

DON'T WANNA DO THAT-- I DON'T WANT GABE IN MY LIFE.

♪ WE ARE THE BRAXTONS AND YOU'LL SEE ♪

♪ THAT WE ARE NOT LIKE AN ORDINARY FAMILY ♪

♪ TONI TRACI TOWANDA TRINA TAMAR AND MISS E ♪

♪ WILL TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO ♪

♪ ON BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES ♪

HI-- I BROUGHT YOU SOME NICE SOUTHERN ICED TEA.

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A STRAW, BUT THAT'S OKAY.

I DON'T NEED A STRAW. - YOU TRIED IT-- YEAH.

THIS IS NOT RUBY TUESDAYS, MAMA.

EVERYBODY'S IN TOWN,

AND MY MAMA IS HANGIN' OUT AT MY HOUSE.

I'M SO EXCITED THAT SHE'S HERE

BECAUSE I HAVE SOME SUPER HUGE JUICE TO TELL HER

THAT I KNOW SHE'S GONNA BE EXCITED ABOUT.

WELL, FIRST, I WANNA TALK ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY

AND WHAT YOU WANNA DO.

WELL, THAT IS SOMETHING EXCITING, ISN'T IT?

LIKE WHAT?

I THOUGHT MAYBE A TRIP WIT' YOUR-YOUR DAUGHTERS.

YOU KNOW, I COULD DO THAT,

AS LONG AS EVERYTHING IS PEACEFUL

AND JUST WONDERFUL.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE GRANDKIDS-- ARE THEY COMING?

MAMA, THE GRANDKIDS ARE NOT INVITED ON EVERY EXCURSION

THAT WE GO ON. - OH.

GOOD GOD-- AND THEY HAVE DADDIES AND NANNIES.

OH, I WAS JUST WONDERING BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

I JUST WANNA KINDA RELAX A LITTLE BIT.

THIS REMIND ME, WHEN I HAVE A KID,

NOT TO TAKE MY CH-CHILDREN AROUND WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO.

THEY ARE NOT INVITED-- I GOT ADULT THINGS TO DO.

BUT, YOU DON'T HAVE A KID YET.

I'M JUST SAYIN'.

WELL, I DON'T HAVE A KID THAT'S HERE YET.

WHAT-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "THAT'S HERE YET?"

WELL, IT'S BAKIN' IN THE OVEN.

WHAT?

FOR REAL?

YEAH.

- TELL ME YOU'RE PLAYIN'. - MA, I'S HAVIN' A BABY.

AH!

TELL ME YOU'RE PLAYIN'! - I WISH I WAS.

NO. - OH, MY GOD!

NO-- YOU WISH YOU WAS?

YEAH-- LET ME JUST TELL YOU WHY.

BECAUSE IT JUST HAPPENED OUT OF THE BLUE.

LIKE, HOW'D THAT HAPPEN? - SEE?

EVERYTHING IS DONE IN GOD'S OWN DIVINE ORDER.

CAN YOU IMAGINE?

MY BABY, TAMAR, IS HAVING A BABY.

THAT'S THE GREAT-- YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF I KEEP TALKIN' ABOUT IT, I'LL CRY.

BUT, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE-- MY BABY HAVIN' A BABY.

NOW, I SHOULDN'T BE FEELIN' THIS WAY, RIGHT?

BUT, I FEEL LIKE I'M A TEENAGER TELLIN' MY MAMA I'M PREGNANT,

LIKE SHE GONNA KNOW WE DID IT.

CONGRATULATIONS.

OH, I'M SO PROUD!

I'M SO HAP-- TAMAR! - HUH?

THAT MEANS I'LL HAVE 12.

- GOD, THAT'S SO GREEDY. - GRANDCHILDREN-- I AM GREEDY.

I AM.

HEE-HEE!

OH, MY GOD-- I'M SO HAPPY.

HA-HA-HA-- OH, MY GOD!

NO, NO, AND NO!

LET ME JUST TELL YOU SOMETHIN'-- LET'S-LET'S JUST START HERE.

WHAT?

UNTIL I'M TOTALLY COMFORTABLE WITH IT,

I DON'T WANNA TELL NOBODY YET.

OKAY.

I'M HOPING THAT I CAN KEEP IT A SECRET.

THIS IS REALLY GOING TO BE VERY HARD FOR ME.

MATTER OF FACT, I'M S-- NOT SCARED, BUT I'M SCARED.

I CAN'T TELL YOU SISTERS, EITHER?

NO, ESPECIALLY TONI TELL,

BECAUSE SHE DONE TOLD EVERYBODY.

SHE IS THE MEANING TO TMZ.

THAT'S WHERE THEY CAME UP WITH IT.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR DADDY?

SAY, CAN YOU TELL YOUR DADDY, NOW, OR NO?

I DON'T KNOW-- HE IS THE MOUTH OF THE SOUTH.

I'M SCARED!

I DON'T CARE WHEN YOU TELL THEM-- I KNOW ABOUT IT.

SO, I'M EXCITED.

I'M NOT TELLING MY WHOLE FAMILY ABOUT MY LOVE ON TOP

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE'RE THE BRAXTONS,

BUT MY SISTERS ARE TELLER-TUBBIES.

THEY TELL EVERYTHING, OKAY?

AND ESPECIALLY TO THE WRONG PEOPLE.

YOU THINK IT'S A GIRL OR BOY?

I HOPE I HAVE A MINI ME.

WOULDN'T THAT BE FABULOUS?

YOU KNOW, I GET HER A LITTLE DROP TOP TONKA BENTLEY

FOR HER BIRTHDAY. - TAMAR.

SHE ONE.

AS LONG AS IT HEALTHY, I DON'T EVEN CARE.

I-I GUESS I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT, HUH?

- LOOK AT GOD. - I'M NOT THERE YET.

YEAH.

AND I CAN'T TELL NO LIES.

I JUST CAN'T, BECAUSE THIS IS THE REAL REASON

WHY I WANT MY MAMA TO MOVE TO L.A.

EVERYBODY TALKED ALL THAT TALK ABOUT,

"OH, WHEN YOU GET PREGNANT, YOU'RE GONNA--

WE'RE GONNA MOVE HERE, AND WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU."

I'M GONNA CASH IN ALL

OF MY AUNTY AND GRANDMAMA CARDS, OKAY?

THANK YOU, JESUS!

DA-DA-DA-DA.

- SO, COME IN ON "LOOKIN'." - OKAY.

♪ LOOKIN' AT ME SAYIN' ♪

- OKAY. - HERE IT COMES.

♪ I'M A LOT OF CRAZY WHEN I ROOT FOR MY TEAM ♪

♪ EVERYBODY STOP AND THEY LOOKIN' AT ME ♪

♪ SAYIN' WHO'S THAT LADY LADY ♪

THAT'S IT-- THAT'S IT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVE TO MOVE MY BODY TO DO IT

WHEN I SING.

IT'S GOTTA BE LIKE, "SAYIN'."

THAT'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO, THOUGH.

BUT, LIKE-- YOU GOTTA-- YOU GOTTA PUT YOURSELF

INSIDE THE MUSIC, GIRL. - YOU CAN COME ON OUT, GIRL.

TODAY, I'M IN THE STUDIO TO PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES

ON MY NEW SINGLE, "GAME TIME."

MY FIRST SINGLE, "PARTY OR GO HOME,"

DID REALLY WELL, SO FAR.

YOU KNOW, AND FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS, I'VE BEEN HARD AT WORK,

PUTTING TOGETHER A FULL EP

BECAUSE I KNOW MY BOOM-BOOMS ARE HUNGRY FOR MORE.

RRARR.

WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THIS SONG, IS IT TAKES IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL,

WHAT YOU DID BEFORE. - YEAH.

AND, TO ME, IT'S-IT'S GOIN' THAT EXTRA STEP, YOU KNOW?

AND IT - AND IT'S GOT THAT-THAT PUNCH.

SO, HOW-SO, HOW YOU FEELIN'?

YOU KNOW, I FEEL REALLY GREAT ABOUT IT

BECAUSE, ESPECIALLY WITH "PARTY OR GO HOME,"

IT'S LIKE WE WERE TRYING TO, LIKE,

FEEL OUT THE FANS AND SEE IF THEY WOULD BE,

YOU KNOW, REALLY RECEPTIVE TO ME

DOING A DIFFERENT GENRE OF MUSIC.

I THINK THIS ONE'S EVEN STRONGER, ACTUALLY.

THAT'S WHAT-THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'.

SO, AND THAT'S WHAT YOU KINDA HAVE TO DO.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT SECOND ONE WEAKER THAN THE FIRST,

'CAUSE YOU'RE-- - THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'.

THAT'S, LIKE, WHEN YOU COME OUT--

ONLY AS GOOD AS YOUR LAST RECORD.

YEAH, EXACTLY.

THIS CAN START OUT ALL THE BASKETBALL GAMES.

YES, IT COULD.

ALL WE GOT LEFT, IS THE BRIDGE.

ALL WE GOT, IS THE BRIDGE.

WHEW-- THE LAST THING WE HAVE TO RECORD FOR THIS SONG

IS THE BRIDGE THAT JAMAL WROTE FOR ME.

THE MATERIAL HE WRITES FOR ME IS ALWAYS FANTASTIC

BUT CHALLENGING.

SO, I JUST HOPE I'M UP TO WHATEVER

HE HAS PUT TOGETHER TODAY. - THIS IS WHAT WE GOT, MAN.

- IT GOES RIGHT IN, RIGHT? - YEP.

OKAY.

♪ AM I LESS OF A LADY ♪

♪ IF I LIKE TO PLAY HARD LIKE THE BOYS ♪

♪ AND GET A LITTLE DIRTY DIRTY ♪

♪ SAY WHATEVER YOU SAY ♪

♪ BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE GAME ♪

♪ IT'S GO HARD OR GO HOME ♪

♪ BREAK IT DOWN ♪

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THAT-- I COULD GO REAL HIGH.

WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT FACE, THOUGH?

'CAUSE I KNOW-- 'CAUSE I'M-- I'M LIKE THAT.

I CAN HEAR I-- LIKE, THE NOTE .

YOU CAN DO THAT--SHE-SHE BE ACTIN' LIKE SHE CAN'T.

COME ON, MAN.

I JUST HEARD WHAT I HAVE TO SING.

- SHE CAN DO THAT. - YOU CAN DO THAT.

TRUE.

I DO LIKE THE BRIDGE, BUT I'M A LITTLE AFRAID

THAT IT'S A LITTLE OUTSIDE OF MY VOCAL RANGE.

NOW, THEY'RE ALWAYS GONNA PUSH ME TO A WHOLE 'NOTHER LIMIT,

BUT I THINK MY FEAR MIGHT IMPEDE ME

FROM DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB.

- READY FOR IT? - YES.

LET'S JUST GET THAT ONE PART-- YOU GOT IT.

- OKAY. - HERE WE GO.

♪ OH OH LET'S TALK LIKE ONE OF THE GUYS ♪

♪ IT'S GAME TIME ♪

♪ AM I LESS OF A LADY ♪

♪ IF I LIKE TO PLAY HARD LIKE THE BOYS ♪

♪ AND GET A LITTLE DIRTY ♪

- COME ON. - DO IT-DO IT, AGAIN.

DO IT, AGAIN-- DO IT, AGAIN.

DO IT, AGAIN, 'CAUSE I AM-- NOW, I'M LAUGHING.

DON'T DO THAT.

GOTTA TRY TO PULL UP AND HIT THOSE DARN NOTES.

WHATEVER MOTIONS YOU MAKIN' IN THERE,

IS WHAT'S GONNA COME OUT WHEN YOU START SINGING.

- WELL, YEAH, YEAH. - SO, DON'T DO THAT.

MY ARMPITS ARE STARTING TO SWEAT.

UH-OH-- WE NEED TO--

ALL YOU GOTTA DO, IS JUST GET THIS ONE PART.

- RIGHT. - ONE MORE PART.

- JUST ONE MORE PART.

- MY GOSH! - HERE WE GO.

♪ GET A LITTLE DIRTY DIRTY ♪

♪ SAY WHATEVER YOU SAY BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE GAME ♪

♪ IT'S GO HARD OR GO HOME ♪

AH, ONE MORE TIME-- MORE.

OOH, THAT WAS FLAT AS STALE BEER.

- ONE MORE-- ONE MORE TIME. - YOU'RE ALMOST THERE.

ONE MORE TIME-- ALMOST THERE.

♪ THAT WAS FLAT AS STALE BEER ♪

YOU GOTTA BREATHE BEFORE YOU GET TO THAT "GO HOME."

YEAH.

'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE LOSING IT.

I'M TRYING TO GET IT, LIKE, 'CAUSE YOU DID IT STRAIGHT.

TAKE THAT BREATH BEFORE YOU START THAT PHRASE.

THERE'S NO SPACE TO TAKE IT WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE.

SO, YOU GOTTA TAKE IT BEFORE YOU GO.

OKAY.

WHEN YOU FIRST START IT, MAKE SURE YOU'RE ON TOP OF THAT NOTE,

WHEN YOU FIRST START. - YES.

READY FOR IT?

'CAUSE THIS IS THE NOTE, AND THIS IS WHERE I AM.

EH, YOU'RE THINKIN' ABOUT IT TOO MUCH.

- I AM. - YEAH.

I AM-- I'M TELLING YOU-- I'M, LIKE, SUPERSTAR.

IT'S LIKE--

YOU GOT THIS.

- SOMETHIN' WRONG WIT' YOU, MAN. - THE SONG IS DONE.

SO, YOU-- IT'S EASY BREEZY.

♪ SAY WHATEVER YOU SAY BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE GAME ♪

♪ IT'S GO HARD OR GO HOME ♪

YEAH-- SEE?

- THAT'S IT. - THAT'S IT.

THAT'S ALL I NEEDED.

THIS TEAM ALWAYS BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN ME,

AND WE ALWAYS HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER,

MAYBE TOO MUCH FUN.

BUT, WITH THIS RECORD FINISHED,

I NEED TO FIGURE OUT THE BIGGER PICTURE OF MY CAREER.

ATLANTA HAS BEEN SO GOOD TO ME,

BUT I REALLY FEEL LIKE L.A. IS WHERE I NEED TO BE

FOR MY CAREER TO REALLY TAKE OFF.

THE BIG PROBLEM IS GOING TO BE CONVINCING GABE.

THE CONSISTENCY WAS THERE.

THE TONE WAS THERE.

YOU BREATHED.

THAT'S IT. - I'M GOOD, NOW.

THAT MAKES ME HAPPY-- WE'RE GOOD.

- HI. - HI, THERE.

- OOH! - HI.

- WOW! - WHAT IS THAT?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I WANT IT.

THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHIN' YOU'LL SEE IN "MEN IN BLACK."

THAT IS OUR NAP POD, WHERE YOU CAN RELAX.

IT USUALLY BLOWS OUT SOME NICE OXYGEN,

AND IT KINDA RELAXES YOU.

IT'LL MASSAGE YOU, AND YOU CAN JUST SIT BACK,

AND RELAX, AND JUST ENJOY.

ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, CARA.

WAH!

TRACI, I DIDN'T HIT YOU-- I DIDN'T HIT YOU!

I DIDN'T HIT YOU!

I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

AND I THOUGHT ABOUT KICKING YOU,

BUT MOMMY'S RIGHT THERE.

WELL, MOMMY, WE DECIDED TO BRING YOU HERE

BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN COOKING LIKE A SLAVE

OVER AT TAMAR'S HOUSE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED OF COOKIN'.

- YEAH. - YEAH, I'M A LITTLE TIRED.

LIKE, SHE REALLY HAVE YOU COOKIN' EVERY DAY?

WELL, IT WASN'T EVERY DAY.

SO, WHAT TYPES OF THINGS ARE YOU COOKIN' FOR TAMAR?

I MADE SOME BLACK-EYED PEAS FOR HER, HOMEMADE.

MMM-- MMM.

- THAT WAS REALLY GOOD, TOO. - I BET YOU IT WAS.

I MADE SOME OF EVERYTHING, CABBAGE-- YOU NAME IT.

ALL THE LITTLE RECIPES THAT YOU'RE DOING,

YOU NEED TO PUT IT IN A COOKBOOK.

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE NICE-- IF WE HAVE A COOK OFF.

I AIN'T DOIN' NO COOK OFF, MOMMY.

I LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT-- I CAN'T BE EATIN' LIKE THAT.

GIRL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT IT.

- WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO-- - YOU CAN COOK IT.

YEAH, DON'T EAT IT-- JUST COOK.

AIN'T NOBODY PUTTIN' A FORK TO YOUR MOUTH.

BUT, YOU COULD EAT THE VEGETABLES.

UH-HUH, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA SMELL IT,

AND THEN I'M GONNA WANT IT.

I'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD ON MAKING SURE MY BODY IS WHERE

I NEED TO BE.

I CUT OUT MY CARBS, AND EATING MORE VEGETABLES,

AND I'M FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT MYSELF, RIGHT NOW.

I'M SLENDERIZING.

I WON'T LET YOU EAT THE CARBS-- I PROMISE.

- OKAY. - I'LL JUDGE IT.

WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU DO THE RECIPES?

- YEAH. - AND WE'LL FOLLOW THE RECIPES.

I CAN DO THAT-- I CAN REALLY DO THAT.

AS A COOK OFF, I THINK THAT'S FUN.

YEAH-- MMM-HMM.

I'M GONNA WIN, 'CAUSE I'M-I'M GONNA BE

THE ONLY FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS.

WELL, WANDA, YOU USUALLY ARE THE ONE

THAT FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS.

BUT, WE KNOW TONI WON'T FOLLOW.

- UH-UH. - NO, SHE'S NOT.

YOU KNOW, COOKING IN THE KITCHEN WITH MY FAMILY,

MY GIRLS, IT TAKES MY MIND BACK WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,

AND I'M IN THE KITCHEN, COOKING WITH MY MOM.

I AM SO EXCITED THAT I CAN SHARE ALL THE RECIPES

MY MOM GAVE ME WITH MY DAUGHTERS.

BUT, MOMMY, I JUST WANT YOU TO RELAX.

YEAH.

DON'T THINK ABOUT FOOD, RIGHT NOW.

AND I AM-- THANK YOU.

UNTIL WE FINISH, SO YOU CAN COOK FOR ME.

OKAY.

COMING UP, ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES..."

WHY YOU DRINKING WATER?

WELL, EVERYBODY TAKE A DRINK FIRST.

- OH. - THAT'S SO DRAMATIC.

THAT'S IT, BABY-- THAT'S IT.

JUST GET IN THERE.

DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. - WOULD YOU STOP TALKIN'?

I-I WILL STOP TALKING.

OH, SKI-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA!

- HEY! - WHAT'S ROCKIN', BABY GIRL?

NOTHIN', HONEY-- I BROUGHT TWO EXTRA PEOPLE.

OOH!

TOWANDA AND ASHLEE-- MY NIECE, ASHLEE.

LET ME GIVE YOU A KISS FIRST.

ALL THE GIRLS ARE IN L.A.

AND, YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SEE SERGEANT TCHICAYA,

SO I CAN WORK OUT AND EAT SOME OF MAMA'S FOOD,

'CAUSE I'M GONNA EAT A WHOLE LOT OF CALORIES.

HOW YOU GONNA WEAR A SUIT, AND YOU'RE TRAININ' SOMEBODY?

RIGHT-- IS IT A STEVE HARVEY?

NO.

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU'RE DRESSED,

AS LONG AS YOU CAN DELIVER THE MESSAGE.

WELL, DON'T DO A SQUAT BECAUSE YOUR PANTS--

- YEAH. - OH, BABY, I'M FROM THE CONGO.

I DROP IT LIKE THAT. - AND THE CONGO WILL POP OUT.

HA-HA!

NO, THE CONGO IS GONNA POP OUT. - THE CONGO?

POP-POP-POP-POP!

I DID HEAR FROM TRACI THAT THIS MAN WAS CRAZY,

BUT CLEARLY THEY ABSOLUTELY WAS NOT EXAGGERATING.

I MEAN, IT MAKES NO SENSE.

WHO WORKS OUT IN A SUIT?

PAY MORE ATTENTION, NICE AND EASY.

YOU FEEL ME? - YOU GONNA POP THEM PANTS.

THEM PANTS ARE GONNA POP.

WOMAN, WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN?

I AM THE-I AM THE DOCTOR HERE.

I AM KING KONG HERE-- I AM OBAMA HERE.

NO, YOU'RE NOT OBAMA.

- OBAMA-- HOW YOU SPELL IT? - ALL RIGHT.

- NO, HE AIN'T PRESIDENT OBAMA. - ALL RIGHT.

YOU CAN'T BE CALLING ME "WOMAN."

TOWANDA, YOU'RE GONNA LAY DOWN HERE ON YOUR BACK-

ON YOUR BACK.

I LOVE GOING BACK TO SERGEANT TCHICAYA.

HE WORKS MY TAIL OFF

AND MAKES MY BODY FEEL SO GOOD,

AND IT HURTS AND EVERYTHING, AND I LIKE THAT FEELING.

YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE.

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT-- LET'S GET STUPID, NOW.

HERE WE GO, BABY-- PULL IT, NOW.

PUSH-- THAT'S IT, BABY.

EASY, TAKE YOUR TIME-- THERE'S NO RUSH.

OKAY.

I FEEL SORRY FOR TRACI, 'CAUSE I'M NOT DOING THAT.

ME, EITHER-- I DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT.

- JUST YOU AND ME - YOU AND ME.

THAT'S IT-- , BABY.

GOOD JOB-- WE'RE DOING IT.

ALMOST THERE, BABY.

WHY IS HE MAKING TRACI LOOK LIKE A SLAVE?

ALL RIGHT-- THERE YOU GO-- PICK IT UP.

PICK IT UP A LITTLE BIT, NOW-- PICK IT UP A LITTLE BIT, NOW.

COME ON, NOW-- YOU DID IT, BABY! - I DID IT.

- YOU DID IT, BABY. - I DID IT.

- YOU DID IT, BABY. - I DID IT.

THERE WE GO, BABY-- DOWN-- BRING IT DOWN, NOW.

BRING IT DOWN. - OH!

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

SHOW ME SOME LOVING, BABY-- NO, BABY-- WE'RE TIRED.

- HUH? - WE'RE TIRED, BABY.

LET'S FINISH IT-- LET'S FINISH WHAT WE STARTED, BABY.

LET'S FINISH WHAT WE STARTED, NOW-- I NEED YOU.

I BROUGHT THAT DAMN TIRE BACK.

I WAS OUT OF BREATH, BUT I DID IT, THOUGH, YA'LL,

EVEN THOUGH I TOOK, LIKE, 15 BREAKS.

NEXT EXERCISE, BABY.

YEAH.

- I CAN'T. - THIS IS CALLED THE ICE.

THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU, BABY. - PUT IT IN A TRASH CAN?

IT-IT-IT-IT-IT MELTS AWAY THE FAT.

I PROMISE.

SERGEANT TCHICAYA IS TRYING TO GET MY FAT ASS

IN SOME TRASH CAN FULL OF ICE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE DOES

WITH ALL HIS ATHLETES HE SUPPOSEDLY SAID.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO HELP YOUR BODY BURN MORE CALORIES

AFTER A WORKOUT.

I THINK THESE ATHLETES LIKE TO TORTURE THEM DAMN SELVES.

THIS IS SOME BULL.

THAT'S IT, BABY.

THAT'S IT-- JUST GET IN.

DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. - WOULD YOU STOP TALKIN'?

I-I WILL STOP TALKING.

OH, SKI-MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-- ECA-ECALA-ECOLA.

- THAT'S IT. - HUH?

- THAT'S IT-- READY? - THAT'S COLD.

- THAT'S IT-- THAT'S IT. - IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE COLD.

- THAT'S IT. - TRACI.

THERE WE GO-- THAT'S IT.

♪ GET IN THE WATER ♪

THAT'S IT, BABY-- THAT'S IT, BABY.

♪ GET IN THE WATER TRACI ♪ - THAT'S IT, BABY.

THAT'S IT, BABY-- THAT'S IT, BABY-- BEAUTIFUL.

NOW, PUT YOUR WHOLE BODY DOWN. - OH!

- PUT YOUR WHOLE BODY DOWN. - COME ON, TRACI.

- THAT'S IT-- THAT'S IT, BABY. - YOU GOT IT.

ALL THE WAY DOWN.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BABY!

- YOU GOT IT. - YOU GOT IT, BABY.

DOWN, NOW-- GOOD JOB, 30 SECONDS.

- GO IN. - ALL THE WAY DOWN.

PUT-PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN, YOUR WHOLE BODY, BABY.

OKAY, HERE WE GO-- THAT'S IT. - YOU GOT IT!

IT WAS SO COLD.

MY TOES AND MY FINGERS WOULD START FEELING NUMB.

AND ALSO, YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET THE LITTLE PRICKLY FEELING,

LIKE YOU GOT LITTLE NEEDLES COMING UP IN THERE?

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

I THOUGHT MY WHOLE BODY WAS GONNA SHUT DOWN.

YOU GOT TEN, NINE!

YOU GOT EIGHT-- YOU GOT SEVEN, NOW!

YOU GOT SIX, NOW-- YOU GOT FIVE!

YOU GOT FOUR-- YOU GOT THREE!

- THREE, TWO, ONE! - TWO, ONE.

- YEAH! - YOU DID IT!

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT, BABY.

- WE GOT YOU. - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

- WHOO! - THAT'S IT, BABY.

THAT WORKOUT WAS SO WORTH IT.

I GET TO EAT SOME OF THEM CHITTERLINGS,

AND SOME GREENS, AND EVERYTHING.

I CAN'T WAIT.

CAN YOU GIVE SOME LOVING, NOW?

NO.

THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED-YOU'RE SUPPOSED

TO HATE ME, 'CAUSE I DID MY JOB.

NOW, I'M GONNA HUG YOU ANYWAY.

GOOD JOB, BABY-- I WILL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

HOW YOU GUYS DOING?

HELLO-- HOW ARE YOU?

- HEY. - GOOD.

CAN I HELP YOU FIND ANYTHING?

UM, I THINK WE JUST WANNA DO SOME WINE TASTING.

YEAH. - THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

YEAH.

I THINK I CAN GET THAT FOR YOU GUYS.

WORK SOMETHING OUT-- ALL RIGHT, COOL.

- NICE-- THANK YOU. - YEAH, LET'S TRY THAT.

THAT'S GREAT.

I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT THAT I WANNA DISCUSS WITH GABE.

SO, I BROUGHT HIM TO A FRENCH WINE TASTING

AND WORE MY CUTE FRENCH BERET.

IT DOESN'T HURT TO LOOK CUTE AND GET HIM A LITTLE LIQUORED UP

BEFORE BRINGING UP BIG IDEAS,

ESPECIALLY WITH GABE.

I'M BEEN THINKING A LOT.

YOU KNOW, HOW WE WERE-WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MOVING TO L.A.?

I'LL TAKE SOME MORE, TOO.

WHAT IF WE MOVED TO L.A. SOONER THAN LATER,

TO GIVE CALEB A FRESH START IN SCHOOL,

IN A NICE, FRESH, NEW AREA?

AND WE-WE-- - I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW IF THAT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA,

IN MY OPINION.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN-- WHY NOT-- TELL ME WHY.

COST OF LIVING, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GONNA HAVE--

REALLY HAVE TO BE MAKING PROBABLY DOUBLE

WHAT WE'RE MAKING IN ATLANTA.

HONESTLY, I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY, RIGHT NOW,

TO MOVE TO L.A... WITH TRINA'S SON, ERIC,

GOING TO COLLEGE, TRINA WANTS TO POSSIBLY OPEN A STORE,

AND WE JUST FINANCED HER SECOND SINGLE.

I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY!

I DON'T WANNA LIMIT MYSELF,

AND SOMETIMES ATLANTA CAN BE VERY LIMITING.

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER CAREER OPPORTUNITIES.

I DON'T KNOW.

AND ERIC'S ABOUT TO GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL.

YEAH, BUT THERE ARE TWO PLACES.

- AND ERIC ISN'T GONNA--- - HE'S-HE'S LOOKING AT GEORGIA,

AND HE'S LOOKING AT L.A.

- NO, HE ISN'T. - YES, HE IS-- HE--

YOU'RE LOOKING AT GEORGIA AND L.A. FOR ERIC, BUT HE--

- NO, BUT, YOU KNOW, GEORGIA-- - TRINA?

TRINA, . - NO, I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.

TRINA?

ERIC SAID HE WANTED TO GO TO USC OR THAT SCHOOL.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ERIC WANTS.

YOU'VE BEEN CONTROLLING EVERYTHING HE WANTS TO DO.

- I AM NOT. - LET HIM CHOOSE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN CONTROL--

I'VE NOT BEEN CONTROLLING. - YEAH, YOU HAVE.

YOU'VE CONTROLLED EVERYTHING-- "YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT."

NO, JUST LET HIM CHOOSE WHEREVER HE WANTS TO GO.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

IS THAT TRUE?

NO, I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES WE SHOULD JUST LET HIM,

ONCE HE GRADUATES HIGH SCHOOL,

WE SHOULD LET HIM DECIDE WHERE HE WANTS TO GO.

IF HE WANTS TO GO TO BOSTON AND GO TO WHERE--

YOU KNOW, WHEREVER HE WANTS TO GO.

I DON'T WANT HIM TO GO TO BOSTON.

- SEE-- YOU CAN'T. - NO, THAT'S NOT CONTROLLING.

THAT'S JUST STATING MY OPINION. - OKAY.

I DON'T PARTICULARLY WANT MY SONS TO GO FAR AWAY TO COLLEGE,

BUT I DON'T THINK ANY LOVING MOTHER REALLY DOES.

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE AN OPINION DOESN'T MAKE ME CONTROLLING.

I'M JUST SAYING THAT L.A. HAS VERY REALISTIC PROS.

YEAH.

SO, I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,

AND YOU MAKE A LOT OF SENSE,

BUT YOU ALSO HAVE TO REALIZE THAT WHAT I'M SAYING

MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, TOO.

SO, I JUST WANT US TO JUST KINDA THINK ON IT

JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE, AND MAYBE TALK ABOUT IT

JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE, AND JUST SEE IF WE CAN COME

TO A-AN AGREEMENT OF WHAT'S GONNA BE BEST.

OKAY-- YEAH, WE CAN DEFINITELY THINK ABOUT IT.

- LET'S BUY SOME WINE. - LET'S DO IT.

HOW ABOUT WE SAY GRACE-- GOD IS GOOD-- GOD IS GOOD.

LORD, WE THANK YA FOR THIS FOOD.

PLEASE, DON'T LET US GET FAT.

I THINK AMEN.

AMEN-- LET ME DO IT.

TODAY, I'M GETTIN' WITH MY SISTERS.

I HAVE DECIDED TO TELL 'EM ABOUT MY LOVE ON TOP.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN HIDE IT.

AND HONESTLY, I WANT THEM TO KNOW ABOUT IT

BECAUSE SHE'S NOT JUST GAINING WEIGHT FOR NOTHING.

WELL, GIRLS, I CALLED YOU OVER HERE.

I'M GONNA SPEAK FOR TRINA FIRST,

SO THAT WAY SHE CAN UNDERSTAND.

AND THEN, I'LL TELL EVERYBODY ELSE.

- HA-HA! - WE'RE GONNA TALK, OKAY?

I HAVE TO KINDA--

- JUST WHAT? - HERE, EVERYBODY.

I'M GONNA POUR EVERYBODY A GLASS OF THIS--

I DON'T NEED ANY.

OF THIS DELICIOUS-DELICIOUS, CRISP WHITE WINE, OKAY?

- WHAT'S THE NAME OF IT? - OH, MY GOD, TRINA!

SHE CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT.

IT'S CALLED PEANUT-- PEANUT GRIGIOT.

I DON'T WANT-- I DON'T LIKE WHITE WINE.

CAN YOU-CAN YOU AT LEAST TASTE IT?

- WHY DON'T YOU HAVE IT? - OH, MY GOD!

WHY AREN'T YOU HAVING ANY?

- BECAUSE-BECAUSE-- - WHAT?

WELL, LOOK, EVERYBODY.

WELL, EVERYBODY TAKE A DRINK FIRST.

OH.

- THAT'S SO DRAMATIC. - TRUST ME.

WE HAVE TO DO A TOAST-- SORT OF, BUT--

SHE'S SICK?

GOOD GOD! - EVERYBODY TAKE A TOAST.

OKAY, A SISTER TOAST.

WE DON'T DO A TOAST TO GETTING SICK.

- NO. - WHO DOES THAT?

CAN YA'LL JUST DO WHAT I TELL YA'LL FOR ONCE, PLEASE?

WHY YOU DRINKING WATER?

BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE ANY ALCOHOL BECAUSE--

COMING UP, ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES..."

I THINK WE SHOULD PUT AN OFFER ON THE HOUSE.

WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY FIVE MILLION.

WHAT?

IT HAS TO TASTE LIKE MOMMY'S.

IT-IT DOES TASTE LIKE MOMMY'S, BETTER.

LOOK, EVERYBODY.

EVERYBODY, TAKE A DRINK FIRST.

OH.

- THAT'S SO DRAMATIC. - TRUST ME.

WE HAVE TO DO A TOAST.

SORT OF, BUT-- - SHE'S SICK?

- GOOD GOD! - EVERYBODY TAKE A TOAST.

SICK. - OKAY, A SISTER TOAST.

WE DON'T DO A TOAST TO GETTING SICK.

- NO. - WHO DOES THAT?

CAN YA'LL JUST DO WHAT I TELL YA'LL FOR ONCE, PLEASE?

WHY YOU DRINKING WATER?

BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE ANY ALCOHOL

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DOING IT,

AND I'M PREGNANT. - EW!

WHO GOT THAT BUN IN THE OVEN?

WHO GOT THAT BUN IN THE OVEN?

TAMAR GOT THAT BUN IN THE OVEN.

TAMAR, SHE GOT THAT BUN IN THE OVEN.

DID IT-- DID IT-- DID IT-- DID IT-- DID IT.

- I'M . - DID IT-- DID IT.

DID IT-- TAMAR-- TAMAR-- TAMAR.

THE BUN IS IN-- WHAT? - WHAT?

I JUST DECIDED I'M GONNA TELL PEOPLE I WAS DOING IT,

'CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA THINK THAT ABOUT ME ANYWAY.

I TOLD YA'LL THAT YEARS AGO-- REMEMBER?

I SAID, "ONLY THING ABOUT WHEN YOU GET PREGNANT,

"PEOPLE KNOW YOU DO IT." - YEAH!

- YES! - IT'S SO WEIRD!

AND YOU LAUGHED AT ME-- YOU LAUGHED AT ME.

I'M SORRY-- I DIDN'T KNOW NO BETTER.

BUT, IT'S SO WEIRD.

MY SISTERS USED TO LAUGH AT ME.

BUT NOW, TAMAR GETS IT.

"OH, I'M PREGNANT--" "OH, GUESS WHAT THEY WERE KINDA--"

THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER--

- NO, IT'S NOT. - BUT, IT'S TRUE!

IT'S NOT.

EVERYBODY'S NOT SEXUALLY OPEN LIKE YOU.

SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO BE A LITTLE ALOOF WITH IT.

THANK YOU-- EVERYBODY HAS TO DO IT ON THE TABLE.

I BEG YOUR PARDON.

AND STICK THEIR TONGUE DOWN A MAN'S THROAT.

BUT, TAMAR AND VINCENT DOIN' IT.

THAT IS SO NASTY AND DISGUSTING.

YOU GOTTA THINK ABOUT THEM DOIN' IT.

UGH.

I DIDN'T-- IT HAPPENED NATURALLY,

NOT THROUGH IN VITRO. - PRAISE GOD!

REALLY?

NO, NOT THROUGH IN VITRO AT ALL.

I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED.

WANT ME TELL YOU HOW IT HAPPENED?

NO-- NO!

NO-- NO!

AND VINCENT TRIPPED ON .

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN-- I MEAN-- TRACI, YOU TRIED IT.

IMMACULATE CONCEPTION?

NO-- NO, OF COURSE NOT.

OH.

I'M SAYING I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED BECAUSE I--

THE DOCTOR SAID WE COULDN'T DO IT THAT WAY.

SHE DIDN'T SAY YOU COULDN'T DO IT THAT WAY.

SHE WAS JUST SAYING YOU COULDN'T--

YOU CAN'T CONCEIVE THAT WAY, RIGHT?

CONCEIVE IT.

AND SO, YOU KNOW, I WAS COOL.

I MEAN, THAT'S A DAMN FREE FOR ALL, RIGHT?

HAVE FUN-- YOU HAVE A DRINK-- GO OUT.

BE -- COME HOME AND HAVE FUN WIT' YOUR MAN.

AND NO BABIES, RIGHT?

AND-- BUT, NOT IN MY CASE, THIS TIME.

OPEN FOR DEPOSITS.

I'M STILL KINDA NOT ALL THE WAY COMFORTABLE WITH IT YET.

WHY?

WELL, BECAUSE IT JUST HAPPENED SO OUT OF THE BLUE.

AND THEN, WHEN YOU HAVE, LIKE, FERTILITY ISSUES,

LIKE VINCE AND I, YOU KINDA WANNA KEEP IT SAFE UNTIL--

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU NEVER-- IT'S SOMETHING YOU NEVER GET COMFORTABLE.

IT'S VERY ODD-- IT'S VERY HARD TO EXPLAIN.

UH, YOU JUST NEVER WANNA SAY IT OUT LOUD

BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS THINK SOMETHIN' BAD IS GONNA HAPPEN.

I DON'T KNOW.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW AND UNDERSTAND

THAT MOTHERLY INSTINCTS REALLY, REALLY KICK IN AT DAY ONE.

BUT, I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA BE A GOOD MOM

BECAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A REALLY GREAT AUNT.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN WE WAS AT MR. CHARLES',

AND YOU AND KERI SWORE UP AND DOWN THAT I WAS PREGNANT?

I WAS LIKE, "I AIN'T PREGNANT."

YOU PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE.

NO, YA'LL PUT IT IN-IN THE UTERUS.

YA'LL PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE.

YOU-- OH!

- OH, YES-- YES! - THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, TONI.

- AND YOU JINXED ME. - THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

I THINK HAVING A BABY IS GONNA CALM

TAMAR DOWN TREMENDOUSLY.

I THINK HER PERSONALITY IS GONNA CHANGE,

AND I THINK IT'S GONNA HELP HER PUT ADULTHOOD INTO PERSPECTIVE.

YOU GOT A BABY IN YOUR BELLY.

- YEAH. - A BABY-- A EYE FOR A EYE.

I HAVE A BABY DADDY.

SO, THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T DRINK-- BABY.

YEAH, THAT'S WHY I CAN'T DRINK.

AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THE SEAFOOD.

NOW-NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG-- I WANT TO DRINK, OKAY?

I DREAM ABOUT IT, OKAY?

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.

THE OTHER DAY- THE OTHER DAY, I DREAMT

THAT I WAS IN A SWIMMING POOL FULL OF PINA COLADA,

AND I WAS SWIMMING IN IT, AND I WAS GULPING.

ISN'T THAT CRAZY?

SO-- I-I-I WANNA-- - NO, IT'S NOT CRAZY.

YOU HAVE WEIRD DREAMS.

NOBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU WANT A COCKTAIL SO BAD.

MMM-HMM.

EVEN IF YOU DON'T DRINK LIKE THAT, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,

I USED TO DRINK SOCIALLY WITH EVERYBODY.

BUT, I NEED THAT.

BUT, I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.

I HAVE NO MORNING SICKNESS AT ALL,

NO SICKNESS, NOTHING.

- AT ALL? - NOTHING.

- THAT'S HOW IT WAS WITH BROOKE. - THAT'S CRAZY.

- THAT'S ALL I HAD. - THAT'S ALL I HAD.

REALLY?

MORNING, AFTERNOON, AND EVENING.

BUT, WHAT I DO HAVE, IS THE HUNGRIES.

I'M THE GREEDIEST, HUNGRIEST PERSON IN AMERICA, RIGHT NOW.

YES.

I AM AMERICA'S NEXT TOP GREEDIEST WOMAN.

YES.

- THAT'S NORMAL. - BUT, EVERYBODY IS CRAVING.

NUH-UH-- I THINK MINE IS EXTRA.

YES-- REMEMBER YOU USED TO TEASE ME

ABOUT ME BEING GREEDY ALL THE TIME?

YOU KNOW, MINE GOT THAT LITTLE GENE, THOUGH.

- WHAT GENE? - WHAT GENE?

YOU KNOW-YOU KNOW, THE HUNGRY ONE.

- THE FAT GENE? - I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

YOU SAID THAT-- I SAID THE HUNGRY ONE.

I QUIT.

I THOUGHT YOU WAS JUST GETTIN' CHUNKY.

- YOU TRIED IT. - WELL, CONGRATULATIONS!

- YEAH! - YES!

THIS LOOKS CUTE.

I HOPE THIS DOESN'T DISAPPOINT.

- HELLO. - HEY, MISS D.

HEY, MISS D.

WHILE I'M IN L.A. FOR THE COOK OFF,

WHICH I'M GONNA WIN, I CONVINCED GABE TO FLY OUT

FOR THE DAY TO LOOK AT SOME HOUSES WITH ME,

AND I AM SUPER DUPER EXCITED,

AND I KNOW WE'LL FIND SOMETHING PERFECT

THAT CONVINCES HIM THAT THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.

OKAY-- SO, THIS HOUSE IS ASKING A MILLION.

OKAY.

- OKAY. - IT'S BRAND-NEW CONSTRUCTION.

THAT'S THE BEST PART. - FANTASTIC!

FIREPLACE, HIGH CEILINGS, RECESSED LIGHTING,

AND IT'S PRIVATE.

YOU CAN'T SEE THEM, AND THEY CAN'T SEE YOU.

BIG OPEN KITCHEN WITH EVERY APPLIANCE.

IT STILL FEELS REAL COMPACT.

IT IS.

IT JUST FEELS, LIKE, TIGHT AND CONGESTED.

THE FIRST HOUSE THAT GABE AND I SAW, IT WAS VERY COMPACT,

AND PEOPLE WANT YOU TO LIVE IN A MATCHBOX

FOR $1.5 MILLION.

WELL, YOU GUYS ARE USED TO THREE AND FOUR ACRES IN THE ATL.

OUT HERE, YOU'D HAVE TO SPEND ABOUT TEN MILLION.

I THINK WE WANT SOMETHING A-A BIT MORE GRAND.

IF WE'RE GONNA MOVE TO CALIFORNIA,

WE'RE GONNA DO THE WHOLE CALIFORNIA THING.

THIS HOUSE HAD A YARD AND A POOL, WHICH WAS GREAT,

BUT I STILL JUST DON'T LIKE IT.

I WANT GRANDEUR.

I WANT SOMETHING FANTASTIC.

IT'S REALLY CUTE.

BUT, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T JUST BUY A HOUSE

JUST BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER.

- OKAY. - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

AND I KNOW THE-THE OPPORTUNITIES ARE GREAT,

ESPECIALLY FOR WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO IN MY LIFE.

AND WHILE I KNOW I HAVE TO EXPAND MY MIND,

IT'S-IT'S STILL NOT IT.

- I'VE GOT A BACKUP PLAN. - REALLY?

I GOT A HOUSE THAT'LL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.

YOU WANNA SEE IT?

- I THINK IT'S WORTH A LOOK. - SO, OKAY.

LET'S DO IT-- LET'S GO TO THE NEXT ONE.

WELCOME TO BEL AIR!

CAN I AFFORD BEL AIR?

GUYS, THIS IS-- IS THIS IT OR WHAT?

OH, THIS IS NICE.

THIS IS WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, MISS D.

NOW, THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.

GRAND TWO-STORY ENTRY, DUAL DOUBLE STAIRCASE, SKYLIGHT.

- I LOVE THE SKYLIGHT. - IT'S GOT THE DOME SKYLIGHT.

YOU'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL FORMAL LIVING ROOM OVER HERE,

WITH HIGH CEILINGS.

OH, IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

AND YOU'VE GOT 8,000 SQUARE FEET.

LOTS OF PRIVACY-- THERE'S NO HOUSE IN FRONT OF YOU.

CLOSER TO HOLLYWOOD, BAR, FIREPLACE, NICE DECK.

OH, WONDERFUL VIEW!

OH, WOW-- LOOK AT THAT HOUSE.

WITH VIEWS AND A BEAUTIFUL POOL.

BEAUTIFUL POOL, YES.

I THINK THIS IS KINDA WHAT YOU WANT.

NO, IT'S NOT KINDA-- THIS IS LOS ANGELES.

THIS IS WONDERFUL HOUSE.

THIS IS, OH, SPIRALLY STAIRS.

THIS IS WONDERFUL!

IT'S VERY TRINA.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I LOVE IT.

I THINK IT'S

I THINK IT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR.

GOOD.

MISS D., YOU HIT THE NAIL RIGHT ON THE HEAD.

OKAY.

AND I-I THINK WE SHOULD PUT AN OFFER ON THE HOUSE.

WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY FIVE MILLION.

WHAT?

THE HOUSE COSTS HOW MUCH?

YOU GOTTA WORK ON GABE A LITTLE BIT.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO WEAR KNEE PADS TO GET THIS ONE.

I WOULD HAVE LOCK JAW FOR A MONTH.

A YEAR.

THAT'S WHAT I WOULD HAVE TO DO.

I WAS THINKIN' IT WAS CLOSER TO THREE.

YOU'RE TELLING ME IT'S FIVE, NOW.

THIS IS GLAM-- THIS IS HOLLYWOOD.

THIS IS BEL AIR-- IT'S FABULOUS.

THIS IS TRINA.

IT'S-IT'S NEAR FAMILY, IN CASE THERE'S AN EMERGENCY.

YOU NEVER KNOW-- THERE'S SO MUCH MORE OPPORTUNITY OUT HERE.

- YEAH. - WE'RE IN BEL AIR.

SO, GABE?

MISS D., I THINK YOU WENT WAY OVERBOARD.

YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT.

COMING UP, ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES..."

YOU TOUCHED A MAN LIKE THAT?

TOUCHIN' A MAN LIKE THAT-- YOU KNOW WHAT?

GIRL, HE MADE HIS BALL.

HE SURE DID, IF YOU SMELL IT ON YOUR FINGERS.

SEE, NOW YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR.

YOU GOT THE CHITLINS IN THE--

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GOT THOSE KIND.

- YEAH, I'M GONNA . - WHOO!

- HOWDY. - HEY, TRACI-- HOW ARE YA?

- I'M DOING GOOD-- HOW YA DOIN'? - I'M LUIS.

IT'S A PLEASURE. - HI.

GOOD TO FINALLY MEET YOU-- HOW YA DOIN'?

- YES, I'M DOING GOOD. - YOU EXCITED?

- YES. - YOU READY TO DO THIS?

- YES. - GONNA RAP THAT UP?

GET YOUR LICENSE-- - YES.

ALL RIGHT.

I'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY ASS OFF FOR THIS ROAD TEST

TO GET MY LICENSE, AND TODAY IS THE DAY.

I'M NERVOUS AS HELL.

OH, YEAH, I'M NERVOUS.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M TRYING TO GET THIS DONE,

'CAUSE I WANNA RIDE A MOTORCYCLE

TO MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

- AS A SURPRISE? - YES, AND NOBODY KNOWS.

I'M GONNA SHOCK EVERYONE.

YES, HONEY!

- SO, LET'S GET IT HANDLED. - OKAY.

- YOU READY TO GET STARTED? - I GUESS SO.

WHEN YOU'RE READY.

-- WATCH THE REST OF THE STORY AND SEE MORE OF ME

AT WETV.COM.

THAT LOOKS GOOD-- JEEZ.

MAMA, DON'T LOOK AT THE ANGEL FOOD.

- WE NEED ICE CREAM. - THAT'S GOT FAT IN IT.

- OH, YEAH, WE NEED ICE CREAM. - I WANT SOME CHIPS.

- MMM. - SEE?

THAT'S WHY I HATE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE

WITH HUNGRY BLACK PEOPLE.

OOH, CARAMEL CONE!

- OH, AND THERE'S CARAMEL, TOO? - WOW!

- OOH, BANANA SPLIT! - WHERE'S CARAMEL CONE?

- WOW! - THAT'S MY FAVORITE!

- MINE, TOO! - BANANA SPLIT?

SO, TODAY, TOWANDA, MY MOM, AND I WENT SHOPPING

FOR SOME INGREDIENTS FOR OUR LITTLE FAMILY COOK OFF THING.

BUT WITH THIS SNACKALICIOUS DEMON THAT'S ALL OVER ME,

I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA GET OUTTA HERE

WITHOUT BUYING NO EXTRA STUFF.

OH, RAVIOLIS!

- MMM. - OOH, PIZZA DOUGH!

- THIS IS A NICE LITTLE STORE. - OOH, CHITLINS!

UH-UH.

FOR YOU THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT CHITLINS ARE,

CHIT-CHITLINS IS THE INTESTINES OF THE PIG, OKAY?

SO, WE EAT THE ROOTER TO THE TOOTER.

JUST PRAY OVER IT AND EAT IT.

YEAH, MAMA, GETS THE CHITLINS.

WANDA, YOU GOTTA MOVE, BABY, 'CAUSE--

- MOMMY, GRAB. - BABY, ALL THEY HAVE IS TWO.

- MOVE, WANDY. - OOH-- OOH!

TOWANDA, STOP MAKING IT HARD.

BUT, TAMAR, WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT CHITLINS?

WHAT'S THAT GREEN STUFF, THOUGH?

- BOO-BOO? - WHAT IS ON IT?

HERE, WE'LL THROW THAT PART AWAY.

TAMAR, ARE YOU FOR REAL GONNA EAT CHITTERLINGS?

YES, GIRL-- ARE YOU FOR REAL NOT?

NO-- THAT'S DISGUSTIN'.

CHITLINS ARE A GOOD WAY TO BRING A FAMILY TOGETHER,

EVEN THOUGH THEY STINK A LITTLE BIT.

BUT, AFTER YOU PULL THE MEMBRANE OUT, IT'S JUST FINE,

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MY MAMA DOES.

SO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TOWANDA'S TALKING ABOUT,

BUT SHE SURE ATE THE HELL OUT OF THEM THINGS JUST LIKE I DID.

THEY KINDA SMELL LIKE-- YOU WANT ME TO PUT 'EM BACK?

WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE, MOMMY?

- BUT, THAT'S ALL WE HAVE. - MOMMY, WAIT.

WAIT A MINUTE-- HOLD IT-- HOLD-HO-HO-HO.

MOMMY, WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE? - LIKE THEY AIN'T NO GOOD.

- SHH! - WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE?

- LIKE THEY AIN'T NO GOOD, HUH? - WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE?

- SHH! - I THINK--

THEY SMELL LIKE THAT GUY I WENT ON A DATE WITH.

BUT, TAMAR, I HEARD MOMMY TALKING

TO ONE OF HER GIRLFRIENDS. - I'M RIGHT.

AND SHE SAID, "GIRL, I WENT OUT, AND IT WAS A LITTLE COLD,

"AND HE HAD THE HEATED SEATS ON.

"HE SMELLED LIKE PACKED DOWN BEHIND."

I SAID, "WHO?

"WHO ?" - HE FORGOT TO SHOWER.

I'M LIKE, "JESUS!"

WARM PACKED DOWN BEHIND.

OOH, THEM THINGS IN MY HAND SMELL LIKE THAT MAN.

- MMM. - THAT-- MOMMY?

- YOU TOUCHED A MAN LIKE THAT? - NO, I DON'T HAVE TO TOUCH HIM.

HE DONE LEFT A PRINT ON YOU LIKE THAT?

HE WAS SITTIN' ON THE-- YEAH-- ALL RIGHT.

TOUCHIN' A MAN LIKE THAT? - YOU KNOW WHAT?

GIRL, HE MADE HIS BALL.

HE SURE DID, IF YOU SMELL IT ON YOUR FINGERS.

SEE, NOW YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR.

YOU PLAYED WITH A PUP--

NO, YOU'RE RUNNIN' OUT-- YOU PLAY WITH A PUPPY.

THEY LICK YOUR MOUTH.

THOSE GIRLS KNOW THEY WORKED ON MY LAST NERVES.

OKAY, THAT'S IT. - OKAY, THAT'S IT.

WHAT WE AIN'T GOT, WE AIN'T GETTIN.'

I THINK THAT'S IT.

- OOH, LOOK AT THESE DONUTS. - MAMA!

MOMMY, YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT DONUTS?

WHY DON'T YOU GET YOU SOME SKINNY POP POPCORN OR SOMETHIN'?

- I CAN'T EAT THAT. - WELL, THEN DON'T EAT NOTHIN'.

HOW ABOUT-- WHO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKIN' TO?

WHO? - NOBODY.

WHY DON'T YOU-- YOU BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.

OKAY.

YOU CAN PUT THE CHITLINS OVER HERE BY ITSELF.

- GOD! - CHITLINS.

- WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE THAT? - CHITLIN JUICE.

AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH CHITLIN JUICE, TOWANDA.

YOU USED TO EAT CHITLIN JUICE, TOO-- GIRL, THAT'S $200.

I'M LEAV-- I'LL BE RIGHT-- I'LL BE IN THE CAR.

I GOT-I GOT THIS.

- MOMMY, I GOT IT. - NO.

- COME ON, MAMA. - UH-UH.

I'M NOT GONNA LET WANDA PAY FOR ALL OF THAT.

UH-HUH. - TOWANDA GOT THE COIN.

- NO-- UH-UH. - SHE ALL RIGHT.

- I'M NOT DOING THAT. - ALL RIGHT, WANDA.

SEE YA IN THE CAR.

I'M NOT BUYING THE CHITTERLINGS.

MOMMY GONNA HAVE TO COME BACK IN HERE AND PAY FOR THAT.

WHERE ARE THEY?

WHERE IS MOMMY AND THEM?

I DON'T KNOW-- THEY HAD TO KILL THE CHICKEN.

ALRIGHTY, THEN.

WAIT A MINUTE-- YA'LL COULDA COME OUT TO HELP.

YOU PUT THAT STUFF RIGHT THERE.

HELLO-- HELLO-- I DO HAVE BAGS IN MY HAND.

- OH. - I'M NOT HELPING.

OKAY-- DON'T NOBODY HELP BUT NOTHIN'.

SORRY.

OUR FAMILY GETTING TOGETHER AND COOK

HAS SO MANY MEMORIES FOR ME

BECAUSE WE WOULD ALWAYS HAVE COMPETITIONS,

AND WE WOULD ALWAYS GET TOGETHER

AND TRY EACH OTHER DISHES.

AND THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR OUR FAMILY,

'CAUSE WE HAVEN'T DONE IT IN A LONG TIME.

YOU GOT THE CHITLINS IN THE--

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GOT THOSE KIND.

YEAH.

- I'M GONNA-- - WHOO!

I DON'T HAVE 'EM OPEN YET, JUST THE SIDE.

UH-UH.

IT WAS PUNGENT, AS SOON AS YOU LIFTED THE CORNER.

AH!

- HOW LONG THAT'S GONNA TAKE? - OH, MY GOD!

NO TIME.

YOU EVER CHANGED A BABY'S DIAPER

AFTER THEY DID A NUMBER TWO,

AND YOU DIDN'T GET ALL OF IT UP,

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S WET AND RUNNY?

THAT'S WHAT CHITLINS SMELL LIKE.

IT'S DISGUSTING.

THAT LOOK GOOD, MOMMY-- THAT LOOKS DELECTABLE.

TAMAR, DIDN'T YOU ASK FOR THESE?

YEAH, MA'AM.

CHITLINS JUST REMINDS ME OF MY CHILDHOOD.

MA, YOU GOTTA DO THAT OUTSIDE.

LIKE, WHEN MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS TOGETHER, YOU KNOW,

WHEN IT WAS NO, "OH, I DON'T EAT MEAT," "I DON'T EAT BEEF,"

"I DON'T EAT PORK."

WE ALL ATE IT ALL,

AND WE ALL HAD CHITLINS DURING THE HOLIDAYS.

A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST LOVE CHITLINS,

ESPECIALLY BLACK PEOPLE.

I THINK.

SO, MOMMY'S MAKING THE CHITLINS.

- RIGHT. - CAN WE SAY, "CHITTERLINGS?"

IT'S CHITLINS.

NO, THEY ARE SPELLED C-H-I-T-T-E-R-L-I-N-G-S.

WELL, EXCUSE ME.

TRACI'S MAKING THE FRIED CABBAGE.

- THAT'S EASY. - OKAY.

TRINA, YOU'RE MAKING THE SWEET POTATO PIE.

- PIE, YES. - EASY.

I CHOSE TO DO THE SWEET POTATO CREAM CHEESE PIE

BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT I AM THE BEST BAKER

IN OUR WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY.

I'M MAKIN' THE, UM, BLACKBERRY DUMPLINGS.

AND WHAT YOU MAKIN'?

CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS.

I'LL BE COOKING HER FAMOUS, DELICIOUS CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS.

PAY ATTENTION, SINGLE LADIES,

BECAUSE YOU WILL GET A RING WITH THIS DISH, OKAY?

SHE DID.

I GOT A COUPLE RINGS-- SO, YOU KNOW.

DOO-DOO-DOO.

- IS THERE SEASONING ON IT? - NO, TRINA.

THERE'S ONLY OIL ON THERE. - THANK YOU, TRINA.

IT'S NOT OIL-- SMELL IT-- SMELL IT.

AROMA.

AROMA.

REALLY?

HA-HA-HA-HA!

I AM THE BEST CHEF BETWEEN ALL THE GIRLS.

I AM-- IT'S JUST TRUE.

THEY DON'T BELIEVE IT BECAUSE IT'S TOO MATURE

FOR THEIR PALATES, RIGHT NOW.

I COULD BE ON "TOP CHEF--" I COULD-- I REALLY COULD.

- WHY SHE GOT THE-- - WHY SO THIN, THOUGH?

THAT'S THIN, GIRL-- WHAT'S THAT?

PHYLLO DOUGH?

GIRL, YOU'RE REALLY MAKING JELLY DOUGHNUTS.

THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THIN.

GIRL, LET ME MAKE MYSELF CLEAR.

SEE-- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. - THAT'S BAKLAVA.

BLACKBERRY DUMPLINGS ARE A BIG, BIG BRAXTON TRADITION,

AND MOMMY TRIED TO MAKE IT AT A FESTIVAL IN ATLANTA,

AND IT WAS AN EPIC FAIL.

IT WAS HORRIBLE-- IT WAS A DISASTER.

THEY NEED A LITTLE BIT MORE TIME TO FIRM UP A LITTLE BIT.

THE DUMPLINGS WAS REALLY SOFT AND MUSHY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

THEY'RE THE WORST I'VE EVER MADE!

THAT TASTED LIKE ASS CRACK DOT COM.

I'M NOT EATIN' THAT FOR SURE.

NOW, IT'S MY CHANCE TO REDEEM MOMMY'S REPUTATION,

AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOVE

THE DELICIOUS BLACKBERRY DUMPLINGS

IN TAMAR, TRINA, TRACI, AND TONI'S FACE.

MA, GO OUTSIDE.

CHECK YOUR CHITLINS-- MA, GO CHECK YOUR CHITLINS.

COMIN'!

THE NEIGHBORS ARE PROBABLY LIKE,

"WHAT IS THAT FESTERING, ROTTING SMELL?"

NO, THE SAME FESTERING HORSE SMELL THAT I SMELL EVERY DAY.

THEY ALL RIGHT.

WHOA!

LOOKIN' GOOD.

CHITLINS IS VERY EASY TO PREPARE.

BUT, HERE'S A GREAT SECRET.

I'M GONNA GIVE THE WHOLE WORLD MY SECRET.

YOU PUT LEMON JUICE IN IT TO KEEP THE SMELL DOWN, OKAY?

AND IT'S REALLY-IT'S REALLY-- IT'S TASTY, TOO.

JUST GO AHEAD AND GIVE IT TO ME, 'CAUSE I WON.

AIN'T GONNA NEED NOBODY GETTIN' MAD ABOUT IT.

YOU DIDN'T WIN.

IT HAS TO TASTE LIKE MOMMY'S.

IT-IT DOES TASTE LIKE MOMMY'S, BETTER.

COMING UP, ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES..."

THESE ARE THE MOST TENDER CHITLINS I'VE EVER EATEN.

THAT SMELL WAS SO HORRID.

IT MADE MY STOMACH EAT ITSELF.

THAT LOOK LIKE PLUM SAUCE.

NOW, STOP.

YOU CAN'T GET MAD 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT,

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRITICIZE IT.

I AIN'T CRITICIZING IT-- I JUST DON'T LIKE IT.

THAT'S ENOUGH OF IT.

- ALL RIGHT-- LET'S TASTE IT. - ALL RIGHT.

WHERE'S THE FORKS-- WHERE IS THE PLATES?

- WE GOT EVERYTHING. - MMM-HMM.

LET'S SEE IF IT'S REMOTELY CLOSE TO WHAT SHE DID

WHEN WE WERE ALL GROWING UP.

- YEAH. - LET'S EAT!

- YEAH! - OH, WOW!

OOH, IT SMELLS SO GOOD.

THESE ARE THE MOST TENDER CHITLINS I'VE EVER EATEN.

- THANK YOU. - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

AND THEY DON'T REALLY HAVE A GREAT ODOR.

ONLY WHEN YOU EAT THEM.

YOU PULLED THAT MEMBRANE OUT, GIRL.

MMM.

YEAH, I PULLED ALL THE MEMBRANE OUT.

HOW DO YOU EAT YOUR CHITLINS, TRACI?

YOU PUT HOT SAUCE AND VINEGAR ON 'EM?

ALL THE ABOVE.

SOMETIMES, I PUT NOTHING ON IT.

OH, GOD, THEY STINK.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I GOT STUCK SITTING

IN BETWEEN CHITLIN BREATH NUMBER ONE, WHO IS TRACI,

AND CHITTERLING BREATH NUMBER TWO, WHO IS TAMAR.

I MEAN, THAT SMELL WAS SO HORRID.

IT MADE MY STOMACH EAT ITSELF.

I'M ABOUT TO DIE, RIGHT HERE.

I'M TELLING YOU.

TOWANDA, YOU CAN MOVE OVER HERE.

I'LL SIT OVER THERE. - GOD!

I'M GONNA JUST PUT MY CHAIR RIGHT OVER THERE.

- RIGHT. - PASS ME TONI'S CHICKEN WINGS.

I NEED YOU TO STOP.

THAT CHITLINS IS A SPECIAL GUEST OF THE EVENING.

OH, MY GOD!

I'M TELLING YOU THIS, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

YES, IT IS.

HOW YOU-HOW YOU DOIN', CHITLINS?

HOW YOU DOIN'?

I LOVE ME SOME CHITLINS, 'CAUSE THEY STINK SO GOOD.

NOW, MY MAMA TRIED TO SHOW ME HOW TO CLEAN THE CHITLINS.

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.

I'M-- I GOTTA CROSS THE LINE SOMEWHERE.

BUT I'LL EAT 'EM.

THEY GOOD.

DON'T NEED YA'LL BOUGEE LOOKIN' LIKE THAT.

YOU USED TO TEAR IT UP WHEN WE WAS LITTLE.

NO, I DIDN'T.

YOU USED TO TEAR IT UP WHEN WE WAS LITTLE.

- NO, I DIDN'T. - NO, I DIDN'T.

YA'LL USED TO EAT THE HECK OUT OF IT.

I DIDN'T REALLY-- I DIDN'T EAT IT AS A CHILD.

I DIDN'T LIKE IT.

TRACI, YOU DID AN EX-- YOU FOLLOWED THIS TO THE T.

- THANK YOU. - I THINK IT'S CHEWY.

I'M EXCITED-- SHE-- THIS IS REAL GOOD.

I AM THE BEST COOK OUT OF ALL MY SISTERS.

I MUST SAY, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO SOUTHERN COOKIN'.

HA-- I DIDN'T GET THIS PLUMP FOR NO REASON.

YOU BETTER EAT THE REST OF THAT CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS.

YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

IT JUST HAS A LOT OF SAGE IN IT.

KEEPS SPIRITS AWAY-- AH!

IT'S AMAZING.

NO, IT'S NOT AMAZING, BUT IT'S GOOD.

A LITTLE SAGEY, BUT IT'S GOOD.

- HA-HA-HA-HA! - BUT, LET'S EAT WANDA DESSERT.

YA'LL GO AHEAD.

THAT LOOK LIKE PLUM SAUCE.

GOT GREAT SAUCE-- NOW, STOP.

YOU CAN'T GET MAD 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT,

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRITICIZE IT.

I AIN'T CRITICIZING IT-- I JUST DON'T LIKE IT.

THAT'S ENOUGH OF IT.

I'LL TASTE THE .

- TOWANDA! - HMM?

OH, YOU STUCK YOUR TOE IN THERE.

THAT'S BECAUSE I FOLLOWED YOUR INSTRUCTIONS.

I'M NOT LYIN'-- IT'S GOOD.

TAMAR KNOW IT'S GOOD-- UH-OH-- UH-OH-- UH-OH.

- UH-UH. - LOOK AT HER-- LOOK AT HER.

- UH-OH-- UH-OH-- UH-OH. - THAT'S TWO.

- UH-HUH. - MMM-HMM.

- MMM-HMM. - IT AIN'T BAD.

YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO FEE LIKE TOWANDA'S BLACKBERRY DUMPLINGS

WAS A FALSE POSITIVE BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT.

EVERYTHING IS GOOD TO ME,

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE SWEETS.

I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE GOOD.

I HAVE TO TRY IT WHEN I'M ALL THE WAY IN MY RIGHT MIND,

'CAUSE I'M NOT IN MY RIGHT MIND.

WHAT ABOUT MY BARBECUE?

WELL, THAT'S--

MOMMY!

MOMMY SAID, "WELL."

NO-NO, I'M GETTING READY TO SAY THAT'S GOOD, TOO.

LIGHTLY CHARRED-- I CHARRED IT.

- IT'S NICE. - NOBODY'S EATIN' IT, THOUGH.

NOBODY'S DOING THAT TO THEMSELVES.

NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.

EVERYBODY GOTTA GET UP AND WORK TOMORROW AND STUFF.

WAIT A MINUTE-- NO ONE'S EVEN TASTED IT.

I DON'T RECOMMEND.

- WHAT? - GIRL, YOU LOST IT.

I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH TONI TASTE BUDS.

TONI'S CHICKEN USED TO BE GREAT.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT.

MAYBE IT'S HER OLD AGE.

YOU GUYS HAVE DONE AN EXCELLENT JOB.

THE CABBAGE, TRACI, ARE REALLY OFF THE CHAIN.

YOUR CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS, TAMAR--

- LIFE. - I LOVED IT.

MMM-HMM.

MAYBE A LITTLE BIT, UH, YOU KNOW, CUT DOWN ON THE SAGE.

YES!

- HOWEVER-- - YES!

WANDA, YOUR BLACKBERRY DUMPLINGS,

I'M TELLING YA-- I THOUGHT IT WAS MINE.

- EVEN I ATE IT. - TRINA, THAT IS REAL GOOD.

EXCELLENT-EXCELLENT JOB. - IT WAS GOOD.

YOU KNOW, I WOULD LOVE TO TELL WHO'S THE BEST COOK

AND WHO'S THE WORST COOK OF MY DAUGHTERS,

BUT I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.

WE ARE AT PEACE.

WE LOVE ONE ANOTHER-- WE ARE HAPPY.

WE'RE ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY.

WHY WOULD I MESS THAT UP?

AND BESIDES THAT,

I AM THE BEST COOK IN THIS FAMILY.

TRUST ME.

HIGH FIVE ALL AROUND, GUYS!

WANDA REALLY FOLLOWED DIRECTIONS.

WE CAN FINALLY COOK LIKE MOM!

YEAH-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!

- UH-UH! - TOWANDA, SHUT UP.

I AIN'T GOT CHITLIN HANDS, GIRL-- SIT DOWN!

- YOU DO HAVE CHITLIN HANDS. - THANK YOU, GUYS.

- GOD! - NOW, I DO.

- EW! - OOH!

NOT AT THE TABLE!