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HEY, EVERYBODY.

YOUR FAVORITE BRAXTON DIVAS ARE BACK,

AND WE'RE AS CLASSY, SASSY, AND BRASSY AS EVER.

LAST TIME YOU WERE WITH ALL OF US,

WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SERIOUS, FAMILY CONFLICT.

BOO!

AND THINGS HAVEN'T CHANGED MUCH.

AFTER THE LAST SEASON OF "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES,"

OUR BABY SISTER, TAMAR, GOT HER OWN SPIN-OFF SHOW.

HEY, EVERYBODY!

AND I COULD BE WRONG,

BUT THAT'S WHERE THE LATEST DRAMA STARTED.

LET'S GIVE IUP FOR THE BRAXTONS!

GO, GIRL!

LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL!

I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY SISTERS.

LIKE, THINGS HAVE BEEN STRAINED FOR A WHILE,

AND AS FAR AS I KNOW,

THINGS GOT REALLY BAD AT THE ESSENCE FESTIVAL.

COME ON, TAMAR-- LET'S GIVE IT UP.

LET EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT'S GOOD WIT' YOU.

UH, WELL, TODAY, I'M PREMIERING MY NEW SHIRTS.

"GET YOUR LIFE"-- YOU CAN SEE.

AND "DOT COM," AND, UH,

THE "TAMAR AND VINCE" SHOW IS GOING GREAT,

AND MY ALBUM IS COMING OUT.

AND I KNOW YOU'RE ALL VERY EXCITED FOR YOUR SISTER

TO HAVE, UH, THIS VENTURE WITH SHE AND VINCE.

TOWANDA, WILL YOU BE ON THE SHOW?

WELL, YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT

FOR TAMAR TO HAVE HER MOMENT. - WHAT?

BECAUSE YOU SEE TAMAR AS THE BABY SISTER

AND/OR THE BRAT OF OUR FAMILY, AND THEN,

WHEN SHE'S WITH VINCENT-- - SHE TRIED IT.

SHE BECOMES A DIFFERENT PERSON.

SO, I THINK IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

FOR EVERYBODY TO SEE TAMAR BY HERSELF,

WITH HER HUSBAND-- DON'T Y'ALL THINK?

IT'S CALLED THE "TAMAR AND VINCENT" SHOW.

- THAT'S NOT TRUE. - THAT'S WHAT MAKES US EXCITED.

BUT-BUT, THE WHOLE POINT OF THE MATTER IS,

IS THAT MY SISTERS ARE A PART OF MY LIFE.

BUT, SO, TOWANDA, WE-WE HAVE YOUR-YOUR WORD?

YOU'LL BE ON "TAMAR AND VINCE?"

YOU KNOW, I-I AIN'T GIVIN' NO WORD.

I WILL WATCH THE SHOW.

I'M A FAN OF "TAMAR AND VINCE."

ABSOLUTELY-- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.

- AIN'T THAT SHADY? - THAT'S NOT SHADY.

- SHHHHADY! - THAT'S HONESTY.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT'S HONESTY.

SINCE THAT TIME,

WE HAVEN'T TALKED A WHOLE LOT.

WHERE'S TAMAR-- WHAT HAPPENED?

AND EVEN THOUGH WE'RE REALLY HAPPY FOR TAMAR'S SUCCESS,

THINGS REALLY HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME BETWEEN US.

THERE'S BEEN A CLIQUE THAT'S BEEN FORMED,

AND I'M NOT INVOLVED IN IT.

YOU SAID, "I DON'T EVEN WANNA WORK WITH Y'ALL ANYMORE."

BECAUSE OF THE WAY YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TREATING ME!

FIX IT.

I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU-- FIX IT!

WE ARE THE BRAXTONS AND YOU'LL SEE THAT

WE ARE NOT LIKE AN ORDINARY FAMILY

TONI TRACI TOWANDA TRINA TAMAR AND MISS E

WILL TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO

ON BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES

- WHAT DOES LATE MEAN? - PLAYED OUT.

LIKE, YOU LATE TO THE PARTY, MISSED THE BUS.

UH, YOU'RE LATE.

LIKE YOU JUST STARTIN' TO WEAR POLKA DOTS AND HI-TOP FADES NOW,

AND WE DONE DID THAT 20 YEARS AGO-- THAT.

I ASKED TAMAR TO COME OVER TODAY

BECAUSE I'M PLANNING A SISTERS' TRIP.

IT'S KIND OF AT THE LAST MINUTE, I KNOW,

BUT WE HAVEN'T BEEN TOGETHER IN A REALLY LONG TIME,

AND EVERYONE'S BEEN REALLY BUSY, ESPECIALLY TAMAR.

SO, I THINK THIS SHOULD BE REALLY FUN.

I WANNA TAKE THE GIRLS TO ITALY.

I THINK WE SHOULD ALL GO TO ITALY.

- WHEN IS THAT? - SOON-- COULD BE HOT.

WE HAVEN'T DONE ANY SISTERS'-- LIKE A REAL SISTERS' TRIP,

IN A LONG TIME.

I CAN'T LEAVE THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.

WHY?

'CAUSE I GOT THREE AND A HALF WEEKS OF PRESS

IN NEW YORK CITY, ALONE, TO DO.

FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS,

I HAVE A TON OF PRESS TO DO FOR MY NEW SINGLE,

"LOVE AND WAR," WHICH WAS A SMASH

AS SOON AS IT CAME OUT.

AND, OBVIOUSLY,

THE WORLD WAS JUST WAITING

FOR VINCE TO FINALLY RELEASE MY MUSIC.

SHE WAS RIGHT AGAIN.

I MEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST SPRING UPON SOMEBODY,

"LET'S GO TO ITALY NEXT WEEK!"

I'M TRYING TO BE SPONTANEOUS.

I AGREE WITH THAT,

BUT IF I WASN'T BOOKED ON ALL THESE THINGS--

- I GET THAT. - AND HAVE THESE OBLIGATIONS--

- NO, I GET THAT. - I WOULD BE THERE.

- I GET IT. - BUT DON'T TALK ABOUT ME

LIKE A DOG 'CAUSE I CAN'T GO.

I ONLY WILL A LITTLE BIT.

NO, 'CAUSE IT'S OUT OF MY CONTROL.

WE'RE ONLY GONNA TALK ABOUT YOU A LITTLE BIT-- NOT A LOT.

I REALLY HATE MISSING OUT ON ITALY WITH MY SISTERS.

I REALLY WISH IT WAS A PLANNED TRIP, YOU KNOW,

SO I COULD ACTUALLY GO.

BUT, SERIOUSLY,

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF MY SISTERS WANT ME TO GO,

BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANNA HANG OUT WITH ME NO MORE.

THEY DON'T CALL ME,

AND I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE ISSUE IS.

WELL, HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME. - WE WILL.

TRY, Y'ALL, 'CAUSE I KNOW IT'S A TASK.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN.

LIKE I SAID, "ONLY A LITTLE BIT WE'LL TALK ABOUT YOU."

BUT, WE'LL HAVE FUN.

GIRL, YOU TRIED IT.

I AM SO EXCITED TO BE IN ITALY WITH MY SISTERS.

WE'VE NEVER BEEN HERE.

IT'S SUPER GORGEOUS, AND ON TOP OF THAT,

IT'S TOWANDA'S BIRTHDAY. - MUAH!

WHICH WE ALMOST FORGOT.

SO, TONI SAID SHE'S STAYING BEHIND AT THE HOTEL TO REST.

BUT, REALLY, SHE'S BUYING TOWANDA'S BIRTHDAY CAKE.

THE ARCHITECTURE IS JUST AMAZING.

EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A PENIS TO ME.

LIKE, EVEN THAT BIG TREE LOOKS LIKE A PENIS.

YOU KNOW WHY-- 'CAUSE YOU NEED TO GIVE ANDRE SOME.

THAT LOOK LIKE A LONG, UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS.

WE ALL KNOW THAT TOWANDA'S OBSESSED WITH PENISES,

BUT UNCIRCUMCISED PENISES?

WE NEED TO FIND THIS OUT-- I GOTTA TALK TO ANDRE.

I'M TELLING YOU-- THIS IS DEFINITELY

THE "RODEO DRIVE" OF ITALY.

SO, YOU CAN GO TO EVERY COUNTRY

AND FIND SOME OF THE SAME THINGS.

THIS FEEL LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN.

- TONI WOULD BE IN HEAVEN. - YEAH.

ONE OF HER FAVORITE STORES, "CARTIER."

AND TAMAR, WE AIN'T EVEN GONNA TALK ABOUT

HOW SHE LIKES SHOPPING. - SHE CALLED ME LAST NIGHT,

AND SHE WAS SAYING THAT HOW SHE'S MISSING US

AND EVERYTHING LIKE THAT, AND SHE'S IN THE STUDIO.

YEAH, BUT SHE COULD'VE TAKEN A BREAK.

I TOOK A BREAK FROM BEING IN THE STUDIO,

TO COME AND HAVE SISTER RETREAT TIME.

I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW,

YOU DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO SOMETIMES.

TAMAR, YOU COULD'VE ABSOLUTELY MADE TIME

TO BE WITH US FOR A SISTER TRIP.

I MEAN, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS FLAPPIN' YOUR MOUTH

ABOUT HOW WE NEED SI-- "WE NEED SISTER TIME.

"WHERE MY SISTERS AT?

"MY SISTER, SISTER, SISTER."

BUT, WHEN WE HAVE SISTER TIME,

YOU'RE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, TAMAR.

A LITTLE HYPOCRITICAL-- JUST A LITTLE BIT.

IS SHE WITH VELCRO?

YOU KNOW SHE'S THERE WITH VELCRO.

SHE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE ELSE.

I'M GONNA GET HER A SHIRT THAT SAYS "VELCRO."

TAMAR AND VINCE ARE VELCRO.

TAMAR CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT VINCENT NOT BEING AROUND.

SHE CAN'T-I DON'T THINK SHE CAN PEE

WITHOUT VINCE HANDING HER THE TOILET PAPER.

- STRAIGHT AHEAD, GUYS. - I KNOW.

I WANNA TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT REALLY BAD.

WOW!

THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL! - LOOK AT THESE BUILDINGS.

DID-DID THE HORSE PASS GAS?

THAT STINKS-- PEW!

OKAY, MY SISTERS, THEY'RE ALL OUT SIGHTSEEING,

AND I HAVE TO GET TOWANDA'S BIRTHDAY CAKE,

AND I'M REALLY GLAD I HAVE THIS TASK

BECAUSE I NEED TO WORK ON MY ITALIAN.

BUT, I DON'T THINK IT SHOULD BE TOO HARD BECAUSE...

ITALIAN, SPANISH, IT'S KINDA THE SAME, RIGHT?

I AM TRYING TO FIND A CAKE.

- CAKE. - FOR MY SISTER, YES.

- DO YOU WANNA SHOW YOU? - CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

CO-COMPRENDE? - YES.

- OKAY, OKAY. - YES.

MY ENGLISH-- NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.

OKAY, HERE WE GO-- WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

I HAVE, UH, IF YOU WANT, THIS IS VERY NICE.

THIS IS A SICILY CASSATA SICILIANA.

- OKAY. - OR CHOCOLATE CAKE.

HOW ABOUT A CHOCOLATE CAKE?

- CHOCOLATE CAKE? - YEAH.

YO QUIERO CAKE PARA HERMANA.

- ROMANO? - MY SISTER?

COMO SE DICE "SISTER"? - SORELLA.

- IN SP-IN ITALIAN? - MIA SORELLA.

OKAY, SI, SI.

CLEARLY, SPANISH IS NOT AS CLOSE TO ITALIAN

AS I THOUGHT IT WAS.

OKAY, I GOTTA GET AN APP, OR ROSETTA STONE,

OR SOMETHIN'.

SI-- SI IS THE SAME.

SI.

- YEAH. - UM, CHOCOLATE.

- CIOCCOLATO. - CIOCCOLATO.

- CIOCCOLATO. - SI.

SI, YEAH, YEAH-- OKAY, PERFECT, PERFECT.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU-- OKAY. - OKAY.

SO, TODAY, SHE'S IN NEW YORK CITY,

PROMOTING HER NEW SINGLE,

THAT HAS PRETTY MUCH TAKEN OVER THE NATION RIGHT NOW,

YOU KNOW?

I HATE THAT I'M MISSING THE ITALY TRIP WITH THE GIRLS,

BUT SHE COULD NEVER TURN DOWN WENDY.

- YOU LOOK REALLY BEAUTIFUL. - WELL, WHY, THANKS.

YOU KNOW, SOMEBODY PICKED MY OUTFIT.

HE'S STANDING IN FRONT OF ME.

YEAH, IT LOOKS REALLY GREAON YOU.

WHY, THANKS.

UM, NO, I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

OH, OKAY-- SHE AVAILABLE, THOUGH.

THAT'S MY DATING AGENT BEHIND ME.

I'LL GET YOU MY NUMBER BEFORE YOU LEAVE.

DO YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND?

THAT'S THE IMPORTANT QUESTION.

NO, I AIN'T GOT NO GIRLFRIEND.

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I DON'T COME SECOND TO NO HEIFER.

NO, I AIN'T GOT NO GIRLFRIEND.

YOU LOOK REALLY, REALLY NICE.

YOU WANNA TAKE ME OUT ON A DATE?

I LOOK THAT CUTE? - I'LL TAKE YOU TO LUNCH.

YOU'LL TAKE ME TO SAKS?

I'LL TAKE YOU TO SAKS.

VINCE IS ALL FLIRTY,

LIKE A LITTLE HOT AND BOTHERED TEENAGE LITTLE BOY.

AND, APPARENTLY,

HAVING A NUMBER ONE SINGLE IS A REAL TURN-ON

TO A MUSIC MOGUL LIKE VINCENT HERBERT, HONEY,

AND I GOTTA WORK THIS FOR ALL IT'S WORTH.

YOU THINK THIS IS BETTER THAN GOING TO ITALY WITH THE GIRLS?

NO, I JUST THINK IT'S JUST YOUR MOMENT TO WORK,

AND YOU GOTTA WORK.

IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE FOR ME TO GO RIGHT OUT OF THE STATION,

GET RIGHT ON THE PLANE, AND GO RIGHT TO ITALY.

OH, MY GOD!

THEY'RE PROBABLY LIVING THE LAP OF LUXURY RIGHT NOW.

- EATIN' CHEESE AND GOOD WINE. - TERRELL?

YOU THINK IT'S BETTER THAN HAVING A NUMBER ONE RECORD?

WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S ALWAYS NICE.

OKAY, OKAY-- JUST TALK ABOUT IT.

WE WON-- WE ALL WON, I THINK.

VINCE IS 100% RIGHT.

I DO NEED TO FOCUS ON MY WORK RIGHT NOW,

AND I CAN'T THINK ABOUT MISSIN' MY SISTERS,

BECAUSE SHE'S ABOUT TO PERFORM ON LIVE TELEVISION,

AND THE WORLD IS WATCHIN', AND SHE HAS TO SLAY.

CAN WE PUT THE TRANSMITTER-- CAN WE HOOK IT TO YOUR BRA?

OH, DAMN, GINA!

I CAN'T HANDLE FOOLISHNESS

FIVE MINUTES BEFORE IT'S TIME TO GO ON.

WHY IT GOT TO BE DUMBNESS BEFORE-RIGHT BEFORE?

LIKE, WHY COULDN'T WE DO THIS 20 MINUTES AGO?

OH, DAMN!

COMING UP, ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES"...

I NEEDED TO GROW UP.

DID YOU THINK I'D EVER? - NO.

OH, YOU TRIED IT?

YEAH, DON'T GET IT TWISTED-- SHE'S STILL THE SAME OLD 'T'.

OH, YES, HONEY!

OH, YOU GOT PINCHED-- I'M SO JEALOUS!

OH, HE PINCHED-A MY ASS!

I DIDN'T GET PINCHED!

CAN WE PUT THE TRANSMITTER-- CAN WE HOOK IT TO YOUR BRA?

I CAN'T HANDLE FOOLISHNESS

FIVE MINUTES BEFORE IT'S TIMTO GO ON.

WHY COULDN'T WE DO THIS 20 MINUTES AGO?

OH, DAMN!

IT'S 10:00 IN THE MORNING,

AND I'M ABOUT TO HIT THE STAGE ON "WENDY WILLIAMS,"

AND THEY ARE JUST NOW ADJUSTING MY MIC PACK,

AT THE VERY LAST SECOND.

LIKE, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'M GONNA BE SINGIN'

MY NEW SINGLE, "LOVE AND WAR,"

ON LIVE NATIONAL TELEVISION.

LIKE, I DON'T NEED THAT KIND OF PRESSURE.

IN JUST 24 HOURS,

OUR NEXT GUEST'S NEW HIT SONG SOARED TO THE NUMBER ONE SPOT.

PLEASE CLAP IT UP FOR TAMAR BRAXTON.

SOMEBODY SAID EVERY DAY WAS GONNA BE SUNNY SKIES

ONLY MARVIN GAYE AND LINGERIE

I GUESS SOMEBODY LIED

OH, MY GOD-- I'M SHAKIN' IN MY LOUBOUTINS

RIGHT NOW.

I AM SO SCARED.

YOU KNOW, THE SONG JUST CAME OUT,

EVERYBODY LOVEIT,

AND I'M JUST SO NERVOUS ABOUT SOUNDING

EXACTLY LIKE THE RECORD.

BABY WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS WE DRY OUR TEARS

ONLY IN LOVE AND WAR

YOU HIT THE NOTE, AND I STARTED CRYING.

OH, MY GOSH!

YOU HIT THE NOTE, AND I START CRYING.

ARE YOU SHOCKED BY THE SUCCESS OF THIS SONG?

I WAS-- I WAS.

- CONGRATULATIONS. - YOU, TOO, WENDY.

THIS IS TAMAR BRAXTON, EVERYBODY.

- YOU NEEDED THAT! - I DID.

WHERE'S TERRELL AT? - YOU NEEDED THAT!

HOW IS EVERYBODY QUIET RIGHT NOW?

YOU GOTTA CLAP.

WOW-- THAT WAS GREAT!

I CAN DO THAT IN A LOUBOUTIN.

SHE DID THAT.

- COME ON, GUYS. - I'M COMING.

MY BUTT'S SHOWING.

NO, I DON'T NEED ANY HELP.

ROME IS A SHOPAHOLIC'S PARADISE,

AND AFTER A MORNING OF SIGHTSEEING,

WE ARE HEADING TO MEET UP WITH TONI,

FOR TOWANDA'S SURPRISE,

AKA, LAST MINUTE BIRTHDAY LUNCH.

I HOPE WE'RE GOING TO THE RIGHT CAFE.

THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT CAFES,

RIGHT HERE BY THE COLISEUM.

CAN YOU BELIEVE TONI ON TIME, FOR ONCE?

NO, SHE PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BE THERE.

SHE'S PROBABLY AT THE WRONG CAFE.

WELL, SHE CALLED ME 50-11 TIMES.

DID SHE SAY WHICH ONE SHE WAS AT?

DID SHE GIVE YOU A NAME?

OH, YES, HONEY!

OH, YOU GOT PINCHED-- I'M SO JEALOUS!

OH, HE PINCHED-A MY ASS!

- I DIDN'T GET PINCHED! - OH, MY GOSH!

- TRACI, YOU GOT PINCHED! - HE PINCHED-A MY ASS.

OH, MY GOD-- I FEEL-A SPECIAL!

HIT THAT BIG OL' BUTT.

- OOH! - MAN!

WHAT IS HIS NAME?

THAT'S ALL I WANNA KNOW. - I AM SO JEALOUS!

I WAS EXPECTING TO GET PINCHED BY NOW.

WELL, WHAT IS HIS NAME?

HE PINCHED MY ASS. - I DON'T KNOW.

I'M FEELING SOMEBODY TOOK A HUNK OF MY ASS.

THAT JUST MADE ME FEEL SO SPECIAL,

BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, I AM STILL ATTRACTIVE.

"ALL RIGHT, I STILL GOT A BEAUTIFUL HINEY.

"A GLUTEUS MAXIMUS."

- HEY, TONE. - HEY, GUYS.

- I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING. - TRACI GOT PINCHED.

- DID YOU SEE-- I GOT PINCHED. - SHE GOT PINCHED IN THE BUTT!

HE GRABBED A GOOD HUNK OF MY ASS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GOT PINCHED?

- SHE GOT PINCHED. - I'M SO JEALOUS!

- HE PINCHED ME, AND HE-- - LIKE MEN WOULD PINCH US.

YES, AND HE SAID SOMETHIN' WHEN HE DID THAT.

I MEAN, SHE DIDN'T JUST GET PINCHED.

HE GRABBED HER BUTT! - HE GRABBED!

- WAS HE CUTE? - YES.

WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?

I AM DEVASTATED.

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

I'M LOOKING SUPER CUTE.

MY JEANS ARE, BASICALLY, PAINTED ON.

I MEAN, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO

TO GET SOME PINCHERIZATION?

WHAT IS TRACI'S SECRET?

- WELL, I'M ON TIME TODAY. - YES!

YES, YOU ARE-- WE'RE VERY PROUD OF YOU.

- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - SPIRIT FINGERS!

SPIRIT FINGERS!

OH, YOU HAVE TO SING "TONI'S NEVER LATE" SONG.

I'M WAITING TO HEAR IT, ABOUT NOW.

- TONI'S NEVER LATE. - TONI'S FINALLY

ON TIME - ON TIME

DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DO-DO-DO - THAT'S THE SONG.

- TONI'S FINALLY ON TIME - OKAY, OKAY.

THAT'S-THAT'S NOT THE SONG I WANNA HEAR.

TONI'S FINALLY ON TIME

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

CAN WE FOCUS? - YOU SAID YOU WANTED A SONG.

THAT'S THE SONG YOU GONNA GET, BOO.

WE GAVE IT TO YOU. - I WANNA HEAR "TONI'S"--

- NOT ALWAYS. - NO, NO.

- "NEVER LATE." - "ON TIME."

MY SISTERS ARE NOW MAKING A SONG,

LIKE IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER ARRIVED ON TIME.

I'M ALWAYS ON TIME.

IF I HAVE A SHOW, AND IT STARTS AT 8:00,

MY SHOW STARTS AT 8:03.

I'M ALWAYS ON TIME-- I'M NEVER LATE.

- I JUST WANNA GO TO SLEEP. - YOU WANNA SLEEP?

BECAUSE YOU GUYS WENT SIGHTSEEING WITHOUT ME.

- NO, IT'S NOT JUST THAT. - YOU SNUCK OUT.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S MAKING ME SICK TODAY.

EVERYBODY'S GETTIN' ON MY NERVES TODAY.

MAYBE YOU'RE A LITTLE-- FEELING THE WAY YOU ARE,

BECAUSE WE DIDN'T CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY YET.

I THINK THAT'S WHAT IT IS-- YOU FEEL IT.

"LIKE, MY SISTERS DIDN'T EVEN DO A BIRTHDAY TOAST,

"OR A CAKE, OR A COOKIE."

HAVE AN OLIVE, HAVE AN OLIVE.

I'D RATHER HAVE A PICKLE.

- RATHER HAVE A PICKLE? - SEE?

ALL THIS INNUENDO THAT'S GOING ON WITH HER.

TONI, I PROMISE, ALL DAY LONG.

OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.

WE'RE JUST GONNA CELEBRATE...

TOWANDA'S BIRTHDAY.

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. - IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

- IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. - IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

TOWANDA-- IT'S TOWANDA.

- TOWANDA-DA-DA-DA-- - WANDA.

OKAY, I HAVE TO GET A PICTURE OF THIS.

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU, TONI BRAXTON?

SHE GETS ME A CAKE THAT BELONGED TO SOME SPANISH CHICK,

THAT I CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE.

I MEAN, YOU COULDN'T TELL THE MAN HOW TO SPELL MY NAME?

- WHAT-WHAT DOES IT SAY? - IT'S IN ITALIAN!

- "CANNONATA." - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

- TOWANDA. - UH, CANNONATA.

THAT'S CANNANDA.

THEY SPEAKIN' IN TONGUES ON HERE, HONEY.

THAT'S NOT EVEN A "D," THAT'S A "T."

CANNANAHANDA.

- I'M SORRY. - CUNNILINGUS RICE.

- WHAT'D YOU SAY? - CUNNILINGUS RICE.

I'M SORRY-- I TRIED.

BUT DON'T LOOK AT THE CAKE-- LOOK BEHIND YOU.

LOOK BEHIND YOU-- LOOK AT THAT.

DO YOU SEE THAT?

TURN AROUND-- JUST LOOK.

JUST LET CANNANANDA CUT THE CAKE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANNANANDA.

I'M SORRY.

I THINK EVERYBODY SHOULD GRAB THE KNIFE WITH ME

AND CUT IT.

TRACI, GRAB IT FROM CANNANANDA.

YOU WANNA CUT-- DON'T CUT THE NAME.

WELL, IT'S NOT MY NAME ANYWAY.

MAYBE WE SHOULD TURN IT AROUND AND LET THE NAME--

TURN IT AROUND.

LET'S KEEP THIS SIDE AS LONG AS WE CAN.

- ALL RIGHT, CANDONANDA. - CANDONANDA.

ONE, TWO, THERE, CANANAN--

IT WON'T CUT-- THE CAKE WON'T CUT.

WAIT A MINUTE-- HOLD UP. - WHAT IN THE WORLD?

- WAIT A MINUTE. - WHAT-WHAT?

- TONI DID THIS. - THE CAKE WON'T CUT.

TONI, AND IT SLIDES.

NO, THE CAKE REALLY WON'T CUT.

IS IT FROZEN?

MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T EAT THE CAKE.

THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

I MEAN, APPARENTLY,

THEY DON'T-THEY DON'T MIND FROZEN CAKES HERE.

MAYBE IT WAS-- APPARENTLY, SOMETHING ABOUT MY SPANISH.

I MEAN, ITALIAN.

OKAY, TOWANDA, I'M SORRY-- CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?

I KNOW IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE, BUT I-I'M REALLY SORRY.

I DIDN'T KNOW.

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY!

WILL YOU FORGIVE ME? - I GOTTA--

WELL, YOU GONNA LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU, PLEASE?

YOU DID A GOOD JOB TODAY.

- THANKS, PUMPKIN. - I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.

I KNOW YOU'RE HAPPY-- I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES.

NOT ONLY ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THIS RECORD,

BUT YOU'RE TRYING TO JUMP MY BONES.

- YOU KNOW WHAT-- - AND I'MA ACT LIKE

I AIN'T GONNA LET YOU, TOO.

THAT'S GONNA BE REAL FUN. - IT'S GONNA BE FUN?

YEAH.

VINCE CANNOT DENY HOW HOT SHE IS RIGHT NOW.

LIKE, I TOTALLY KILLED IT ON STAGE,

AND HE IS STARING AT ME WITH THEM DISNEYLAND EYES,

AND SHE CAN HARDLY CONTAIN HERSELF AT LUNCH.

YOU'RE SO SWEET AND ROMANTIC.

DID YOU GUYS SEE THE SHOW TODAY?

I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO SEE IT, BUT I-I TIVO'ed IT.

OKAY, GREAT.

YEAH, SHE DID A REALLY GOOD JOB.

DON'T YOU LOVE HOW THAT POPPIN' SOUNDS?

JUST POP IT, POP IT.

YEAH, GET YOU ALL READY FOR LATER.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S ENOUGH.

- THERE YOU GO, SIR. - HEY, VINCE,

THIS IS TO YOU.

- THIS IS TO THE GRACE OF GOD. - WON'T HE DO IT?

- AMEN. - AMEN.

THE SUCCESS OF MY MUSIC IS WHAT I'VE BEEN

WORKING FOR AND WISHING FOR SINCE, LIKE, FOREVER.

SO, THIS IS THE TIME TO GET OUT THERE

AND CONNECT WITH ALL MY TAMARTIAN FRIENDS,

BUT I ALSO FEEL BAD THAT I KEEP HAVING TO SACRIFICE

ALL THIS GREAT SISTER TIME I'M MISSING OUT ON.

I GUESS THIS IS HOW TONI FEELS AND THE GIRLS FEEL,

LIKE, WHEN IT'S-- WHEN I BE KINDA

PRESSURING EVERYBODY TO GET TOGETHER,

'CAUSE THEY'RE TRYING TO JUGGLE THEIR CAREERS,

AND BEING A SISTER, AND THEN BEING A MOM.

- A WIFE. - AND A WIFE.

IT'S A LOT. - IT'S A LOT.

YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO JUST

NOT LOOK AT YOUR SISTERS AS SISTERS,

BUT ALL THE OTHER HATS THAT EVERYBODY WEARS,

UNTIL YOU PUT THE HAT ON YOURSELF.

YEP, BUT NOW YOU UNDERSTAND.

NOW, I DEFINITELY UNDERSTAND.

I'M STILL THE SAME OLD TAY-TAY I'VE ALWAYS BEEN.

IT'S JUST, RIGHT NOW,

IT'S THE TIME FOR ME TO FOCUS ON MY CAREER

AND ALL THE OPPORTUNITIES THAT'S AHEAD OF ME.

AND IT'S NOT EASY FOR ME TO GIVE UP MY FAMILY TIME,

BUT I SHOULD GET A LITTLE CREDIT

FOR ME BEING ABOUT MY BUSINESS.

I THINK ALL YOU GUYS KNOW THAT YOU LOVE EACH OTHER.

YOU KNOW, I JUST THINK THAT THEY HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

THAT I-I NEEDED TO GROW UP, TOO.

AFTER ALL THIS TIME, DID YOU THINK I'D EVER?

- NO. - OH, YOU TRIED IT.

YEAH, DON'T GET IT TWISTED.

SHE'S STILL THE SAME OLD 'T', OKAY?

I'M GLAD YOU'RE ACTING RIGHT, THOUGH.

I'M GLAD YOU ARE, TOO-- KUDOS TO YOU.

YOU GOT THAT "ACT RIGHT" JUICE.

HERE, RIGHT.

CLINK-CLINK TO "ACT RIGHT" JUICE.

TO YOU AND I, PUMPKIN.

- YOU AND I - YOU DID THAT.

COMING UP, ON "BRAXTON FAMILY VALUES"...

- YOU BETTER GET YOUR LIFE. - OH, SHE DID THAT.

THIS RESTAURANT IS SO GOOD-- IT USED TO BE A MONASTERY.

WHEN YOU FIRST COME IN, YOU RING THIS BELL.

- THEN, WHAT HAPPENS? - I FEEL LIKE PRAYING ALREADY.

- BONGIORNO. - BONGIORNO.

WELCOME TO "SANTA ROSA MONASTERO."

WE JUST ARRIVED IN RAVELLO, WHICH IS A BEAUTIFUL,

PICTURESQUE TOWN IN SOUTHERN ITALY,

AND I WAS TOLD THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST RESTAURANTS IN TOWN,

AND IT HAS AN AMAZING VIEW.

- WELCOME TO THE MONASTERY. - YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB

WITH GETTIN' EVERYTHING TOGETHER, LATELY.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT-- I-I CANNOT TAKE CREDIT.

I HIRED SOMEONE. - OH, OH, OH!

LANDED ON YOUR NOSE AND ON YOUR FACE!

IT WAS A FLY.

OH, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS.

- BUT, THAT WAS A BIT DRAMATIC. - IT WAS NOT.

THE BEST DRAMA IN A GROOVY ROOFTOP RESTAURANT

GOES TO TRINA.

WHAT'S-- I-I STILL DON'T GET THIS.

- DO-DO-DO. - THANK YOU.

- REALLY, TONI, THE HAIR? - THAT WAS A BEE.

- BUT-BUT-- WAIT A MINUTE. - WAIT A MINUTE.

REALLY, WITH THE HAIR? - DO-DO-DO.

- AND THE AWARD GOES TO-- - THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THIS IS SO UNEXPECTED.

I AM LEGITIMATELY ALLERGIC TO BEES,

AND THE LAST THING I NEED IS TO BE LAID UP IN SOME ITALIAN HOSPITAL,

WITH A BALLOON FACE.

SO, I'M NOT-I'M NOT BEING DRAMATIC,

BUT TRINA DEFINITELY IS.

YOU KNOW MY FAVORITE EPISODE OF "I LOVE LUCY,"

IS WHEN SHE STOMPS ON THE GRAPES.

- MM-HMM. - IT'S HERE.

WE'RE GONNA ACTUALLY SQUASH GRAPES WITH OUR FEET?

- MM-HMM, WITH YOUR FEET. - NO!

SO, I SHOULD CHANGE MY CLOTHES, THEN.

YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES.

- AH! - OKAY, GUYS,

WE HAVE TO MOVE THE BEE, LIKE REALLY.

I'M ALLERGIC-- I'M ALLERGIC.

I'M ALLERGIC-- I'M ALLERGIC-- I'M ALLERGIC.

- WHERE'D IT GO? - IT'S GONE.

- I JUST BURST INTO-- - NO, IT'S NOT.

I SEE IT RIGHT BY TRINA FEET.

- REALLY? - I'M NOT HELPING, HUH?

- DAMN IT! - JUST RIVERDANCE, TRINA.

IT'LL GO AWAY, IF YOU RIVERDANCE.

ALL RIGHT.

IF YOU DO RIVERDANCE AROUND BEES AND DOGS,

IT WILL NOT ATTACK. - IT CAME CLOSER!

DO THE RIVERDANCE!

COME ON, BLACK PEOPLE, RIVERDANCE!

COME ON, BLACK PEOPLE, RIVERDANCE!

HERE WE GO-- OH, AH!

YOU GOTTA RIVERDANCE.

DID IT GO?

LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW SHE WAS REALLY INTO IT.

DID YOU REALLY POSE AFTERWARDS?

YEAH, IT'S GONE, NOW. - SEE, I'M TELLING YOU.

TAMAR IS BACKSTAGE.

OKAY, I'M CONFUSED.

SO, WAS THIS THE CAMERA, OR WAS THIS THE CAMERA?

SO, I FINISHED UP A BUNCH OF PRESS EVENTS IN NEW YORK.

AND NOW, WE'RE RUSHING OFF TO VEGAS, SO I CAN HOST

THE RED CARPET FOR THE SOUL TRAIN AWARDS.

SOME OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN SOUL ARE STYLIN' AND PROFILIN'.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

I LOVE HOSTING THE RED CARPET BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT FASHION,

AND MUSIC, AND STRAIGHT FUNNERS,

AND ISN'T THAT WHAT SHE'S ALL ABOUT?

HI, BILL.

YOU CRAZY ASS, WHAT'S UP-- WHAT IS UP?

I'M WATCHING HER ALL NIGHT-- DON'T WORRY.

NO, I HAVE HIM WATCHING TAMAR AND VINCE

AT THE HERBERT EVERY THURSDAY.

HEY, I'M WATCHING SHOW.

WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE PLUG.

I FEEL SOME SHOPPIN' GOING ON.

SHE'S FABULOUS.

YOU BETTER KEEP THIS ONE, RIGHT HERE.

I MEAN, I JUST THINK IT'S SO CRAZY THAT SOME STARS

COME UP TO ME AND QUOTE LINES, LIKE "GET YOUR LIFE"

AND, "UH, YOU TRIED IT."

I MEAN, IT'S JUST LIKE TAMARTIANS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, EVEN IN HOLLYWOOD.

- YOU BETTER GET YOUR LIFE. - OH, SHE DID THAT.

YOU'VE BEEN USIN' THAT. - REALLY, I'M STEAL IT.

WHAT UP, J.-- WHAT'S GOIN' ON WIT YOU?

- IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YOU, TOO, MAN.

HOW'S EVERYTHING GOIN'? - VERY GOOD-- VERY GOOD.

- THAT'S GOOD. - LOOK WHO'S BEHIND ME.

MUAH. - WHAT'S UP, GIRL?

- HANG ON. - HOW YA DOIN'?

TANKS, MUAH!

HOW'S TV STARDOM DOIN'?

OH, YOU KNOW, THERE'S THINGS YOU DO FOR YOUR WIFE.

YEAH, MAN-- I UNDERSTAND.

TRUST ME.

TRUST ME.

IKE TURNER, I MEAN, VINCE, HAS ME SO BUSY

WITH ALL THESE APPEARANCES.

I BARELY HAD TIME TO EAT, SLEEP, OR EVEN BREATHE,

AT THIS POINT.

BUT, THE WORLD JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF OL' TAY-TAY, SO--

CHILD, WHEN YOU GET HITS LIKE THIS, "SUPERWOMAN."

YOU KNOW, I USED TO SING THE HELL OUT OF THAT SONG.

IT USED TO DRIVE MY SISTERS INSANE.

WELL, I KNOW, IF YOU SANG IT, IT WAS ON POINT--

BECAUSE YOU ARE A PERFECTIONIST.

- NICE, HUH, GIRLS? - YES.

LOVELY.

TODAY, WE'RE VISITING TENUTA, SAN FRANCISCO VINEYARD

JUST OUTSIDE OF RAVELLO, AND TONI IS OBSESSED

WITH THIS IDEA OF STOMPING GRAPES.

THIS IS ALL SHE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT SINCE WE GOT HERE.

- HELLO. - HELLO.

- HI, HOW ARE YOU? - WELCOME.

- THANK YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU.

I'M ANTONIO. - NICE TO MEET YOU.

- TOWANDA. - ANTONIO.

NICE TO MEET YOU. - ANTONIO, TRACI.

HI, TONY-- I'M TONI.

- NICE TO MEET YOU-- ANTONIO. - NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO-- HI.

ANTONIO AND HIS FAMILY ARE VERY WELCOMING.

IT'S LIKE 28 MINUTES FOR ALL OF US TO SHAKE HANDS.

- NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.

- HI, TRINA. - ANTONIO.

AND THEN, THEY STARTED HANDING US GRAPES AND LEAVES,

WHICH IS ALL VERY NICE AND SWEET.

BUT, WHERE'S THE WINE? - LOOK.

OH, GET DOWN.

LOOK.

NOW, YOU CAN SEE THE HISTORY OF THE WINE.

I THINK THAT THIS TREE PRODUCE GRAPES

BEFORE THAT COLUMBUS ARRIVED IN USA.

WOW!

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. - IT IS.

- NICE-- CONGRATS. - YES.

BRAVO.

THANK YOU.

- SPIRIT FINGERS. - THANK YOU-- VERY NICE.

OKAY.

NOW, TONI, WE GO IN THE OLD VINEYARD

FOR PRESS THE GRAPE AND PRODUCE THE-THE NICE JUICE,

RED-RED-- NICE, RED JUICE.

- LIKE "I LOVE LUCY?" - YES.

- YES! - I DON'T UNDERSTAND, SORRY.

MY FAVORITE EPISODE OF "I LOVE LUCY,"

SHE STOMPS GRAPES, HER FACE IS PURPLE.

AND I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE.

BUT, I DON'T THINK MY SISTERS ARE AS EXCITED ABOUT IT AS I AM.

BUT, I THINK THIS IS A MEMORY THAT WE'RE GONNA ALWAYS HAVE,

AND I KNOW THEY'RE GONNA THANK ME FOR IT LATER.

TONI-- OH, MY GOD!

YOU ARE REALLY LUCILLE BALL.

I'M THINKING IT'S A SMALL TUB.

NO ONE'S GONNA FALL.

I'M NOT-- I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA FALL.

AND I SLIPPED, JUST LIKE "I LOVE LUCY."

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT HAPPENED TO ME.

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

UGH-UCK-UCK.

AH, IT'S SLIPPERY-- OKAY.

I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE LIKE THIS.

I HAVE TO BE HONEST.

- THE SMALL MOTHER -- - I'LL BEAT YA-- I'LL BEAT YA.

I'LL BEAT YA TILL YOUR BUTT TURN RED.

I'LL BEAT YA-- I'LL BEAT YA.

STOMPING ON THE GRAPES MADE ME FEEL SO GOOD.

I GOT ALL THE AGGRESSION OUT.

I HAD EVERYTHING I WANTED TO SAY, AND THAT'S-THAT'S

A GOOD STRESS RELEASE-- IT'S JUST A WOO-SAH.

I LOVE IT-- THANK YOU, DAD.

- NO, POP-- DON'T DO IT! - I TASTE.

NO!

- I DARE YOU TO GO TOPLESS. - I DARE YOU, TRINA.

- I'M TAKING IT OFF. - ARE YOU SERIOUS?

READY AND--

WHEN YOU'RE IN EUROPE, THESE-- ALL THESE EUROPEAN COUNTRIES,

YOU KNOW, THEY DON'T PUT SO MANY INHIBITIONS ON NUDITY,

LIKE WE DO, IN THE UNITED STATES.

TRINA, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY, EVEN IN THE UNITED STATES.

WELL, IN A PAST LIFE, I WAS A EUROPEAN QUEEN.

I FEEL LIKE, IN A PAST LIFE, I WAS A 16th CENTURY

PHYSICIAN'S ASSISTANT-- THE PERSON DOWN THE STREET

THEY WOULD TAKE THE BABIES TO AND THE PEOPLE TO

AND FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.

I'M JUST SAYING-- YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DO THAT.

IF THIS WAS A DIFFERENT TIME, YES.

I THINK I WAS SOME KIND OF QUEEN.

- OF WHAT? - QUEEN OF WHORES.

TRACI SAID IT FIRST-- I ONLY REPEATED IT.

I JUST ECHOED IT.

I THINK I WAS A DRIFTER AND MAYBE A FOOL.

I WAS A RICH WHITE WOMAN.

TOAST TO SISTERS

AND TO TONI FOR BEING SUCH A FABULOUS BIG SISTER.

- YEAH, TO GREAT SISTERS. - CLINK-CLINK-CLINK.

ME AND THE GIRLS DECIDED TO CHARTER THIS CUTE,

LITTLE BOAT TO THE ISLAND OF CAPRI.

AND EVER SINCE I KINDA, YOU KNOW, BOTCHED UP

TOWANDA'S BIRTHDAY LUNCH, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REDEEM MYSELF,

AND I THINK THIS TRIP TO CAPRI IS MY GRAND FINALE.

ONE, TWO, THREE!

OW!

I FEEL LIKE A LITTLE KID-- OH, TONI!

WE'RE GOING IN-- WE'RE GOING IN!

HEY, HEY, HEY-- I DON'T THINK IT ECHOED.

- TONI BRAXTON, GOOD GRIEF! - ECHO, ECHO!

THIS IS SO PRETTY.

THIS IS SO NEAT.

- SHALL I GO TOPLESS? - EW, DO NOT GO TOPLESS.

- I DOUBLE DARE YOU. - I DARE YOU.

I DARE YOU TO GO TOPLESS. - I DARE YOU, TRINA.

- I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU! - EW, TRINA.

GO, TRINA-- GO, GO!

WE'RE IN ITALY-- WHEN IN ROME--

- BLACK GIRLS DON'T DO THAT. - WELL, DO WHAT THEY DO, THEN.

TAKE IT OFF.

TAKE IT OFF.

TAKE IT OFF. - TOWANDA'S EGGING YOU ON.

- I'M NOT GONNA DO IT. - TAKE-- TRINA, YOU SCARED.

YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF AND LAY ON YOUR BACK.

OKAY, I'M TAKING OFF MY SHIRT.

I'M TAKIN' OFF .

LET'S DO IT-- YEAH, TRINA!

I WANNA BE LIKE TRINA WHEN I GROW UP.

YOU'RE SUCH A MARILYN MONROE-"ISH".

I'M TAKING THE WHOLE THING- I'M TAKING THE WHOLE THING--

I'M TAKING IT OFF! - ARE YOU SERIOUS?

READY AND--

OH, MY GOD-- OH, MY GOD!

OH, SHE GOT BLACK NIPPLES, Y'ALL.

YES, BOOM-BOOMS.

I'M A LIBERATED WOMAN, AND I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THESE,

AND I NEED TO SET THEM FREE SOMETIMES.

HELLO, LOVE.

SADLY, OUR ITALY TRIP IS ALMOST OVER,

BUT I HAVE ONE MORE SPECTACULAR PLACE TO BRING MY SISTERS.

AND WHILE WE'RE DRIVING UP THE COAST,

IN THIS INCREDIBLE CONVERTIBLE, I FEEL LIKE

WE'RE ON THE MOVIE SET OF, LIKE, A GRACE KELLY MOVIE.

- OH, MY GOSH! - OH, MY GOODNESS!

- REALLY, TONI? - TOO MUCH?

TONI, JUST PUT THE SCARF ON AND STOP PLAYIN' AROUND.

JUST PUT THE SCARF ON.

REALLY-- YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THAT?

ALL THAT IS INCLUDED? - YES, I DO.

I'M IN ITALY-- WHOO, GOTTA RAISE YOUR HANDS.

WHOO!

I DO FEEL LIKE I'M IN AN AMUSEMENT PARK.

I WANT A YUMMY GLASS OF WINE.

- ME, TOO. - MM-HMM.

- IT'S NICE BEING A TOURIST. - IT IS, RIGHT?

WELL, YOU' DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB, THUS FAR.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- YES, THANK YOU. - THANKS.

- WE'RE IN HERE, TONE? - YES.

I HAVE TO SAY THAT THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT TRIP FOR ALL OF US,

AND I'M GLAD THAT WE'RE HERE FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY SAD THAT TAMAR WASN'T ABLE TO MAKE IT,

EVEN THOUGH WE DO HAVE SOME ISSUES

THAT WE REALLY NEED TO RESOLVE.

I SURE WISH TAMAR WOULD BE HERE.

I WISH SHE WASN'T SO VELCROISH, 'CAUSE WE WOULD HAVE FUN.

BUT, SHE'S WORKIN' ON HER ALBUM, TOO, ISN'T SHE?

WHO KNOWS, TONI, WHAT TAMAR IS DOING?

ALL I KNOW, IS-- - THEY SHOULD'VE--

SHE SHOULD'VE COME. - YES.

YOU SAID, "THEY," AT FIRST, JUST SO--

YOU'RE USED TO THEM BEING VELCRO.

YEAH, HE COULD'VE STAYED AT THE HOTEL.

NO-- OKAY, NO.

YOU KNOW, I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT TAMAR'S BUSY,

YOU KNOW, DOING HER OWN THING, AND THAT'S GREAT.

HOWEVER, COMMA, ONE OR TWO DAYS WASN'T GONNA HURT YOU,

TAMAR BRAXTON.

IF YOU CAN PULL YOURSELF AWAY FROM THE VELCRO,

THEN MAYBE YOU CAN COME AND HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SISTE

TRINA, WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?

UM, THE ONE WITHOUT THE CHEESE.

WOW!

I CAN'T TAKE THE BUTTERFLY MOMENTS, I SWEAR.

WOW, TRINA.

WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON, YOUR SONG?

WHAT YOU DOIN'? - OH!

TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, I AM LOOKING TO OPEN UP

A RETAIL STORE, AND I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU GUYS

WOULD LIKE TO BE PARTNERS IN IT.

- YEAH! - THAT'D BE FUN.

- REALLY, YEAH? - YES.

I CAN HAVE A SHORT GIRL LINE.

YES, AND I WAS THINKING EVERYONE COULD HAVE THEIR OWN SECTIONS.

SHORT, BUT NOT STUMPY, JUST SHORT, NOT T-REX,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK TAMAR'S GONNA WANNA PUT

IN THE STORE, HER LINE? - "ANYTHING, I MEAN,

"EVERYTHING SHE PUT IN THERE IS GONNA BE HOT,

"SO IT DON'T EVEN MATTER."

NOT ONLY HAVE I ALWAYS HAD THIS DREAM OF OPENING

A FASHION BOUTIQUE, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO OPEN IT

WITH MY SISTERS.

BUT, OF COURSE, WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE ANY DISAGREEMENTS.

GUYS, YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO GO TO CANADA TO DO THIS MOVIE.

- YES. - YOU DO?

I'M EXCITED-- A LITTLE NERVOUS,

BUT I'M EXCITED.

I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO PLAY THE LEAD IN A MADE FOR TV MOVIE,

AND IT'S MY FIRST LEAD ROLE, AND I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

GONNA BE HONEST-- A LITTLE NERVOUS,

BUT THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO DEVELOP

MY ACTING CAREER.

I MET THE LEAD GUY, JUST BEFORE WE CAME HERE.

- HOW'S HE LOOK? - HE'S THE GUY FROM "WEEDS."

- DO YOU HAVE TO KISS HIM? - MM-HMM.

- ON THE MOUTH? - YEAH, IT'S A LOVE STORY.

- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? - IT'S JUST ACTING.

IT'S JUST ACTING.

SO, YOU GUYS HAVE TO COME.

I WAS WAITING FOR THE INVITATION.

YOU GOTTA COME-- CHECK IT OUT.

WHAT TOOK SO LONG?

I HAD TO MAKE SURE YOU REALLY WANTED IT.

YOU KNEW I REALLY WANTED IT.

ARE YOU SEEING THAT IN MY FACE?

THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.

BUT, YOU GOTTA PROMISE TO COME,

'CAUSE I'LL SAY, "CAN YOU COME?"

BE LIKE, "I KNOW WE DIDN'T COME."

I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT-- I'M COMIN'.

- YOU KNOW TOWANDA'S GOIN'. - YOU GONNA BRING TAMAR?

- MAKE HER COME? - SHE'LL COME.

SHE'LL BE EXCITED. - SHE'LL BE WITH VELCRO,

BUT, YEAH, SHE'S GONNA BE THERE.

SHE'LL COME.

- SHE'S GONNA COME WITH VINCE? - YES.

MAYBE 'CAUSE THEY'RE NEWLY MARRIED.

MAYBE SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT VINCE, 'CAUSE HE'S ILL,

OR HE HAD BEEN ILL.

NO, NOTHING?

IF THAT'S THE CASE, THEN HE SHOULDN'T BE FLYING.

YEAH, THAT'S TRUE-- THAT'S-- YEAH.

THAT'S TRUE. - THEY'RE JUST VELCRO, OKAY?

AND THIS IS THE-- IT'S NOT THE LOOSE VELCRO THAT YOU STICK,

AND YOU CAN PULL TOGETHER, PULL APART, FAST.

IT'S ONE THAT YOU HAVE TO KINDA PRY APART.

SHE'LL BE LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW.

"Y'ALL, I-I GOTTA THINK ABOUT IT, MMM."

I HAVE BEEN AVOIDING THE TAMAR ISSUE WHILE WE'RE HERE

BECAUSE I WANTED THIS TRIP TO BE A DRAMA-FREE THING

AND TOTALLY FUN.

BUT, CLEARLY, THESE ISSUES ARE NOT GONNA RESOLVE THEMSELVES,

AND TOWANDA SEEMS ESPECIALLY UPSET WITH TAMAR, AND UGH.

MAYBE THIS IS SOMETHING THAT WE CAN ADDRESS ALL TOGETHER,

WHILE WE'RE IN CANADA,

BUT I THINK I SHOULD TALK TO TAMAR, FIRST.

TO TONI BRAXTON, IN HER FIRST LEADING ROLE,

IN HER FIRST MOVIE. - YEAH!

CLINK-CLINK-CLINK-CLINK-CLINK-CL INK-CLINK-CLINK.

- SALUD. - WE'RE IN ITALY.

WE CAN'T SAY, "CLINK-CLINK," WE HAVE TO SAY--

SALUD!

TONI'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY FOR IT TO BE MY FAULT.

OKAY, FINE.

IT'S MY FAULT THAT TOWANDA CAN'T BE HAPPY.

TAMAR'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY FOR IT TO BE HER FAULT HERSELF.

I DON'T HAVE TO TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT.

SHE'S GONNA PLAY-- SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE, "EVERYBODY BLAME ME."

SO, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

TAMAR CAN'T HEAR ME, BECAUSE-- - TONI, I'M DONE TALKING TO YOU!

OKAY, STOP-- STOP-- EVERYBODY, STOP!

TONI, COME LOOK AT THESE CHAIRS

AND TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD WITH 'EM.

I'M THINKIN' ABOUT PUTTIN' 'EM ON EBAY OR SOMETHIN'.

NO, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

I'LL TRADE YOU THE CHAIRS FOR MY DINING ROOM TABLE.

I DON'T WANT YOUR DINING ROOM TABLE.

WH-WHAT'S-WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY DINING ROOM TABLE?

NOTHING WRONG WITH IT-- I JUST, YOU KNOW--

I'LL TRADE YOU SOMETHIN'-- I JUST GOT BACK FROM ITALY,

AND I CAME OVER TO TAMAR HOUSE,

'CAUSE MOMMY'S VISITING WITH TAMAR AND VINCE.

PLUS, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO ADDRESS THE SISTER ISSUE

WITH TAMAR.

I MEAN, AT LEAST ONE MORE TIME BEFORE WE ALL

GET TOGETHER AGAIN IN CANADA.

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOU AND TOWANDA.

Y'ALL NEED TO TALK-- ARE YA'LL GONNA TALK?

YEAH.

I CALL ALL OF MY SIBLINGS.

I DAMN NEAR BEGGED THEM TO COME HANG OUT WITH ME,

AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS, "NO," OR THERE IS NO ANSWER.

YA'LL NEED TO TALK-- IT'S RIDICULOUS!

YA'LL ARE, LIKE, MAD AT EACH OTHER AND NOT SPEAKING TO EACH OTHER.

I'M NOT MAD AT ANYBODY, I PROMISE YOU.

I'M NOT MAD AT ANYBODY-- IF I WAS MAD AT ANYBODY,

I WOULDN'T BE REACHING OUT TO EVERYBODY,

IF I WAS MAD AT EVERYBODY.

I'LL GET ON EVERYBODY ELSE LATER.

I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU AND TOWANDA.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT THERE WAS BEEF BETWEEN ME AND TOWANDA

OR ME AND THE GIRLS! - YOU KNEW--

- YES-- HUH. - WHAT?

NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, 'CAUSE I-I DON'T HAVE

A PROBLEM WITH NOBODY.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT EVERYBODY HAD A PROBLEM WITH ME.

WHAT DID I DO? - WHERE'S MOMMY?

MA! - YEAH

WHERE-- CAN YOU-- WHERE YOU AT?

CAN YOU COME IN HERE? - I'M COMING-- WHAT'S UP?

I DON'T HAVE NO ANSWER FOR HER ABOUT WHY THEY MAD AT ME.

AND NOW, TONI'S TRYING TO DRAG MOMMY INTO THIS,

LIKE IT'S REALLY GONNA MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

LIKE, SHE NEED TO ASK THEM.

TONI'S TRYING TO FIND, YOU KNOW, A REASON

THAT I STOPPED TOWANDA FROM TALKING TO ME.

I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP IT OUT.

- YOU AIN'T HELPING ME. - STOP!

BUT, TONI'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY FOR IT TO BE MY FAULT.

IT'S MY FAULT THAT TOWANDA CAN'T BE HAPPY.

TAMAR'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY FOR IT TO BE

HER FAULT HERSELF.

I DON'T HAVE TO TRY TO FIGURE IT OUT.

SHE'S GONNA DO IT HERSELF-- SHE'S GONNA PLAY--

SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE, "EVERYBODY BLAME ME."

SO, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

SHE CAN'T HEAR ME, 'CAUSE SHE'S TALKING OVER ME.

- TAMAR CAN'T HEAR ME, BECAUSE-- - TONI, I'M DONE TALKING.

OKAY, STOP-- STOP-- EVERYBODY, STOP!

EVERYBODY, STOP!

SEE, THEN SHE'S GONNA WALK OUT.

THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE RESPECTFUL.

SEE WHAT I'M SAYIN'-- NOW, SHE'S MY GRANDMAMA.

I'M DISRESPECTFUL TO HER. - GIRL, HAVE SEVERAL.

GOOD THING YOU'RE SITTIN'. - SEE WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN NOBODY.

I CAN'T GET NOBODY ON THE PHONE

TO BE HAVIN' NO ISSUE WIT' NOBODY.

SO, I HEAR WHAT TONI IS TRYING TO DO,

BUT I REALLY DON'T GIVE A HOT DAMN

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I DID.

WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN TOWANDA AND TAMAR?

THAT'S WHAT I WANT THEM TO TALK ABOUT,

'CAUSE IT'S PRETTY SERIOUS.

TAMAR HAS ISSUES, AND THEN TOWANDA HAVE ISSUES.

TONI, IT'S ALL GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M JUST TRYING TO BRING THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER,

SO THEY CAN TALK.

I'M COMING UP ON THE WRONG SIDE

OF TONI'S OPINION.

WELL, LET ME SAY THIS-- LET-LET-LET ME SAY THIS.

YOU AND WANDA, YA'LL HAVE ISSUES ABOUT SOMETHING.

WAIT A MINUTE-- WAIT A MINUTE,

'CAUSE YOU BE A LITTLE PISSED OFF, TOO, NOW.

I'M NOT PISSED OFF-- I DON'T-- I DIDN'T KNOW

THERE WAS A PROBLEM UNTIL TONI TOLD ME THERE WAS A PROBLEM!

- BUT, HERE'S-HERE'S THE-- - THAT IS NOT TRUE.

OKAY, 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A ISSUE WITH ANYBODY.

I DON'T HAVE A REASON TO HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ANYONE.

"THEY DON'T CALL ME-- THEY DON'T TEXT ME."

- THEY DON'T! - WELL, THEN THAT'S AN ISSUE.

WELL, NO, THAT'S NOT AN ISSUE.

AND THAT'S SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE RESOLVED.

I DON'T HAVE THE ISSUE, AND THAT'S ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY.

I KNOW YOU WOULD LIKE IT FOR BE-- TO HAVE BEEN BOTH OF US,

BUT IT'S NOT BOTH OF US.

ONE OF US HAS AN ISSUE WITH EACH OTHER,

AND IT AIN'T COMING FROM ME.

WHAT I SUGGEST, IS THAT ALL FIVE OF YOU SIT DOWN,

AND TALK, AND AIR OUT THE PROBLEM,

WHATEVER IT MAY BE.

NOW, YOU MAY DO THOSE LITTLE EYES ALL YOU WANT TO.

YOU KNOW, I CAN DO 'EM, TOO.

LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR THIS FOOLISHNESS.

I AGREE.

BUT, THIS THING IS GETTING TOO BIG,

AND IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, IT WILL GET BIGGER THAN WHAT YOU THINK.

I AGREE WITH YOU.

THAT'S WHY I'M CONSTANTLY REACHING OUT TO EVERYONE.

I'M REACHING OUT-- NOBODY ELSE IS REACHING OUT.

SO, THEREFORE, I AM NOT THE PROBLEM.

I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH NOBODY, LIKE I SAID.

THEN, DON'T YOU THINK, SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE THE PROBLEM,

AND IF THEY HAVE THE PROBLEM, THEN YA'LL NEED

TO SIT DOWN AND TALK, SO-- - YEAH, BUT--

SO YOU CAN FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, SWEETIE?

YEAH, BUT WHAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN,

IS-IS A-A SISTERS BASHING SITUATION.

I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.

GOT A TEE SHIRT.

YOU KNOW, AND, UH, ONE PERSON CANNOT BE THE-THE BRINK

OF EVERYBODY'S PROBLEM!

DOES THAT MEAN SHE'S NOT DONE NOTH-NOTHIN'?

I ASKED YOU, WHAT DO YOU MEAN--

YOU DISRESPECTED YOUR MOTHER, MAKING GOOGLY-EYES FACE.

THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL.

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU DO, CHEERLEADER TONI?

- THAT'S WHAT YOU WAS DOIN'. - GET YOUR POM-POMS, GIRL.

I WILL-I WILL CHEERLEADER FOR MY MOM ALL DAY LONG, TAMAR,

BECAUSE THAT WAS DISRESPECTFUL, MAKING THOSE FACES AT MOMMY.

I'M SORRY. - THAT'S WHAT I DID?

YOU DIDN'T DO THAT TO YOUR MOTHER?

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

STOP, STOP, STOP, FOR GOD SAKES!

IF WE DON'T FIX THIS SOON, THERE AREN'T GONNA BE

ANY MORE RELATIONSHIPS TO FIX ANYMORE.

BUT, I WILL TELL YOU ONE THING.

THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY BIG DRAMA IN CANADA,

BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK, AND I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS ALREADY,

AND I DON'T NEED TO BE WORRYING ABOUT THEM ALL THE TIME.

LET IT GO-- COME ON, EVERYBODY.

TRAITORS!

WE'RE JUST GOING TO THE MOVIES.

LET'S GET MY GRANDKIDS, AND LET'S GO.

YA'LL WEAR ME OUT.