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I just think that it's time for us to have

a family vacation.

Your mother...

and Miss Wanda...

should get together in Mexico.

The girls and I were thinking about

taking another trip with you and Daddy.

That's fine. Let's take a vacation.

Your dad cried in counseling

because he didn't want to let her go.

What do you do?

Every time I try to express myself,

my feelings just don't matter.

And when you tell me that you want to have

full custody over the kids,

that hurts me so bad.

I can't lose my kids.

I'mma do whatever it takes.

Has anyone heard from Daddy?

Is he coming on the family trip or what?

Daddy never gave us a real answer.

I think he's waiting on us to invite his wife.

But, uh, no.

♪ We are the Braxtons and you'll see ♪

♪ We are not like an ordinary family ♪

♪ Toni, Traci, Towanda, Trina, Tamar, and Miss E ♪

♪ Will teach you a thing or two ♪

♪ On "Braxton Family Values." ♪

- Ooh! - Ooh!

Look at the goodies.

- This is gonna be fun. - Right?

We all in LA because

we leave for our family trip to Mexico tomorrow.

While we're here, I convinced Trina to come with me

to this awesome country western store

because ever since my Black Cowboy whiskey

photo shoot went so well,

I'm obsessed with cowgirl style.

Bang, bang.

You know why I brought you in here, right?

Tell me why.

Because I did my photo shoot

for my Black Cowboy whiskey.

You did! Was it super fun?

It was, it was so much fun.

Really? So what'd you guys do?

- I got on a horse. - You did?

I was kind of reluctant to be on a horse

'cause I haven't been on a horse since I was a little girl

- at Bishop Downey's. - That's--No, that's not true.

Because remember when we went to Arizona...

- That's right. - Yeah.

We had so much fun riding horses

while we were in Arizona on the sister trip.

man: Come on, girls. Stay off of his butt--

I-I feel like mine's gonna take off, I'm afraid.

What's wrong with your horse?

It's just important that we do another trip

and just kinda hash out our differences

and just really find out what's going on with our family.

When we go to Mexico, we should get on horses again.

- We should get all the gir-- - I think so.

- Ladies, good afternoon. - women: Hi.

Welcome to the Country General Store.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

How can we assist you today?

Well, you have so many wonderful things.

If you could just maybe show us around?

I'd be happy to.

There you go, gal.

I want something I can wear in Mexico

when we go to ride the horses.

This is a little edgier, a little more tricked out,

a little more fancier.

- I wanna try on this one. - Sure, let me grab some.

Let me sit while we wait for my shoes to come.

So, um, what you think about Mexico?

I think that I'm excited to go

because we haven't had a real sister trip--

- Yeah. - Since Arizona.

- Right. - And I'm just wondering,

is it gonna be any different if Mommy and Daddy come?

Because Daddy still didn't give

- a definitive yea or nay... - Right.

- If he's coming or not. - Mm-hmm.

This trip is so different

because we asked our parents to come along with us.

It may change the dynamic.

I think it'll be a little bit different,

but positive at the same time.

Some people are able to blend, and some people just aren't.

You know? And sometimes

it's still very disheartening.

You know, Trina, I just try to put myself

in everybody else's shoes.

'Cause I wouldn't want to share my kids' life

- with another woman too. - I think not.

Well, I just hope for the best in Mexico.

I do too. I don't even want to anticipate the worst,

I want to anticipate having fun.

I might meet me a nice little senor out there.

Okay, you and the Zika kind of virus,

nobody--I don't have time for that.

I hope I get bit.

We're not drinkin'.

I'm gonna have a drink.

I'm really glad that my sisters and I

have a chance to get together and have drinks

before we fly off to Mexico tomorrow.

It gives us a chance to kind of kick off the trip

and get really excited about our experiences

that we're about to have together.

Now, Towanda, what's going on?

Today, yesterday, day before yesterday, last week, what?

- That's too much. - What's going on with your baby-daddy

husband divorcey-daddy?

Well, Toni missed the conversation.

I told him, "Hey, maybe we should go to therapy."

And he said, "I don't need no therapy.

I just need my kids." And he was just...

He just had some-- A couple of gut punches.

Talkin' about, um, if I had full custody,

how am I gonna take care of the kids

'cause I'm never there.

He's just in his feelings.

It's called divorce. Nobody wins.

Well, I went to counseling, and he showed up.

Oh, so what happened? What happened?

I asked Andre, I said, "Why you want full custody?"

He said, uh, "Tell me about your boyfriend."

Towanda didn't even tell me she has a boyfriend.

I mean, is that true, Towanda, that you have a boyfriend?

Towanda don't have no boyfriend.

Y'all, she too much into her kids.

With a divorce, anything is possible.

Won't get that out of me.

Well, I picked a heckuva time to stop drinking.

Yeah, I have pineapple juice.

It makes me feel like I'm drinking.

So, Becky, what you say?

I said, "As a matter of fact, I do...

It's a vibrator and I gave him a name."

You won't use a straw?

Ooh, that's the Bird.

It's your brother.

It's our brother.

- Hey, Mikey. -Hey, Mikey.

Hey, T. Hey, what's up, sisters?

It's ♪ Toni, Traci, Towanda, Trina, Tamar ♪

- Shut it. - We gonna do a family vacation,

the Braxton family vacation.

- Do you think Daddy'd come? - Without Miss Wanda?

- Mikey? - Mikey!

My feelings of us having a family vacation

is wonderful.

But with Miss Wanda, it's not gonna turn out good.

It's not.

That's not gonna be a healthy situation.

Okay, bye. Talk to Daddy, talk to Daddy, talk to Daddy.

- Bye. -I will.

Okay, Mikey's gonna talk to Daddy.

Are you gonna come out of your hotel room?

'Cause every time we have sister trips,

you stay in your room.

A bitch got lupus. Yo, sometimes a bitch

gotta lay in her hotel room and do nothing.

Sometimes I gotta do-- Sometimes I gotta take it easy.

Okay? But to be fair,

you are right and I will come out more.

Thank you, Toni.

I'm excited about going on this family trip.

The last time, we went to the amusement park.

That was great.

Now it's the perfect time, it's the right time.

We're all ready, we're open to healing even more.

And I think this is gonna help.

We really need to do some sister healing.

To just forget it and let our inner ho come up.

Toni, we been to Jamaica

and we already know what that is.

-Give me a contact. -No, no, wait!

Blow it on me. Blow it on me.

She'd partaken...

in the forbidden smoke.

Ton--Look at Toni. Toni's high.

Some people shouldn't do it.

Listen, sisters trips

are, like, crucial to sisters

because this is just time that we can all get together

and reconnect

and just have a really good time.

All right, guys. To Mexico.

- Family vacation. - all: Family vacation!

Clink, clink, clink, clink...

-All right. -♪ Amazing ♪

- Let's go. -Oh, it's like chess.

This is great.

You the only person I know who travel in a thot dress.

Hi, how are you?

all: Hola! Hola!

Wanna play chess?

I can't believe we're actually here.

And it's beautiful. The waters there

and the beaches, it's like,

oh, my God, this is vacationing.

- Has anyone heard from Daddy? - No.

Look at the pool, it's so beautiful.

Amazing.

We are finally in Puerto Vallarta

and we're staying at the Garza Blanca Resort

and Preserve and Hotel Mousai.

And we are ready to have

a fantastic time.

- Incredible. - It's beautiful.

- all: Hi! - Hi!

Hi, everybody!

One of the most important things about taking a sister trip

is that we get to get away from our lives,

not think about work, not think about

our kids and families, to keep that connection

as family and as sisters without any outside intrusion.

That's always best for us in our family.

I wish we were outside, though.

Who said they want to eat outside? Tamar?

Not me, I don't want to eat outside.

Before going to the spa, we decided to sit

and have a wonderful dinner here in Mexico.

But Toni is in her room sleeping.

Toni, you promised you was gonna meet us at the spa

since you couldn't make it to dinner,

and you better be there, okay?

What you wanna do while you're here?

I think what I'm going to do while I'm here...

I'mma meet a man.

Mommy, jokes aside, now. We bein' real serious.

- I'm serious as a heart attack. -No, you not.

- That's pretty serious. - No.

We all know that's not gonna happen.

Stella's not trying to get her groove back.

She gonna say hola, he gonna say, "ho-what?"

You know, Mommy, come on now.

We're not gonna try to bridge that gap.

I was kidding with the girls.

I'm not gonna do that.

Well, you could meet your man here.

Elizabeth Taylor met her man here.

-Yes, she did. - Oh, did she?

Yeah, she did a movie here.

That's what made this place famous.

She had lovers, it was scandal.

You know what I wanna do,

- I wanna go to the spas. - We're gonna go to the spas.

We're gonna do that tonight with Toni, right?

Toni said she's taking a nap right now

and that's why she didn't meet us for dinner.

But she assured me that after her nap,

she's definitely gonna meet us at the spa.

I have to be honest,

I don't think she's gonna show up.

You know, she's gonna stay in her room

like she usually does while we're on vacation.

But you never know because it's indoors,

so she just may show up.

Well listen, let me tell you something.

I'm so happy to be here with my family.

But you know what I mean, it's such a misfortune

because, you know, it's Vin's birthday week

and he's not here.

And like...

I just feel really bad.

When we were planning this trip,

we decided we should go on a family trip

and invite Mommy and Daddy.

Just the seven of us.

I just think that it's just time

for us to have a family vacation.

Everybody gonna have their husbands there?

I don't even have a boyfriend,

I'm hoping I might meet a little somebody out there.

So I have no idea

why Tamar is trying to flip the script now.

You know what I mean? What would he give

to be here with his family?

We still haven't heard from Daddy.

- Say hello to your kids. -Hello, everyone.

I don't know if Braxton's gonna make it or not.

I don't care.

Can't you hop on the bird and come on down?

I think Tamar's trying to test us.

He don't respect you anymore.

He can say whatever, do whatever.

You're accepting it.

Stop asking about these bitches.

You high?

I miss Logan and Vince,

and it's his birthday week.

What? Really?

We're supposed to be having a family trip

with the girls and Mom.

And nobody's bringing their kids,

nobody's bringing their significant other,

even though I'm still taking applications.

But it's just not cool,

that's not fun, that's not fair.

I don't know, he's like, really, really...

of course missing me,

but wanna be here, like, with his family.

We still don't know if Daddy coming,

and now Vincent could be coming too?

I mean, it doesn't make

any kind of sense whatsoever.

I thought this trip would be the sisters,

and maybe Mommy and Daddy in paradise.

Look. Right there, look.

- A whale! -Beautiful.

I think Tamar's trying to test us,

You know what I mean? To see how we're gonna react

or act if Vincent comes.

But I just wanna make sure I see a whale again.

-Look online. - You wanna sit in this chair?

Wanda, why would I look online for a whale?

- It's the same thing. - I wanna see the whales out here.

Oh, boom.

Call me Ishmael.

"Moby Dick" was a book in school,

- and Ishmael was in the Bible. - Ishmael was in the Bible.

But the first line in the book "Moby Dick,"

is "Call me Ishmael."

I, you know, I spent, you know, it's a long time...

Did you even read "Moby Dick?"

all: No, she did not.

I don't know who a Moby Dick is.

Ma, you think this vacation would be ruined

if-if-if Braxton would've came?

- My-my grandson? - You mean Daddy?

I'm talking about my father.

Uh, why?

- Like the Braxton family. - Daddy could've came.

- Like all of us. -You know what?

If that would've made you guys happy,

your daddy being here, fine with me.

That would be so fun. I'm talking about

- all of us together. - I'm just sayin',

if that would've made you guys happy--

Well, Traci, where's Dad? Have you talked to him?

Your daddy got a life, baby. How about that?

I wanna call him. Is it okay if he come, Ma?

You know what, Tamar? You gonna make me sad in two minutes.

- Why? - 'Cause I mean,

if you wanna call your daddy, call your daddy.

I'm all right with it.

-Yeah, how you doing? -Hi, Daddy!

- Say hello to your kids. - Hello, everyone.

- girls: Hey, Daddy. - I ain't heard from you.

Can't you hop on the bird and come on down?

Oh, yeah. I could run out the house

- and come right now... - Okay, what if I got off the phone with you,

and called our travel agent...

Tamar is calling Daddy in front of Mommy,

I wouldn't have done that. I would've waited till Mommy

went to the bathroom or something.

'Cause we here for like another what? Four, five days?

You come here for like three days, you know?

And you know, we all like tequila.

I can't drink like I used to anymore.

Well, then you drink like a regular person then.

Tamar, I don't know.

I'm not saying a word, I'm letting Tamar go ahead

and open her mouth and insert her foot.

- Don't you want him to come, Towanda? - Mm-hmm.

- Don't you want him to come, Traci? - Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna skip Mommy 'cause I don't know what the answer gonna be.

- Don't you want him to come, Trina? - Mm-hmm.

See? Majority. Tra--

Toni not here, she takin' a nap.

You know she can't do the sunlight.

You know, I don't know if Braxton's

going to make it or not.

I don't care. It doesn't matter.

Well think about it. I'll call the travel agent.

I'll send you some options,

and let me know if it works for you.

It's not too late to come.

Ain't nobody shy of coins over here.

Come on, get on a plane.

Hi.

Welcome to Mousai Spa.

- Hello. - How are you today?

Great. Oh, my God, I'm so excited.

- I need to be rubbed down. - Me too.

Like really on my neck and my back.

All right, very good. Would you like to have a seat?

- Sure. - Sure.

I believe that Toni's gonna come to the spa.

I think I'm the only one who believes it,

but I think she's gonna show up.

Yo, my neck is like...

so tight right now.

I need my, like, neck cracked.

I want a deep-tissue.

- You like deep-tissue? - Yes.

You don't like deep-tissue?

They make me feel like I'mma get a blood clot.

You don't want that? It gets all the knots out?

And I think with my body wrapped in seaweed...

I mean, ain't that something fish do?

Get wrapped in seaweed?

You know, I mean...

I told you, I knew it!

I knew it! I knew it!

You naysayers! You naysayers!

Toni Braxton, you better come to the spa

with a video dress.

It is not a video dress.

I would just like to say that I had faith.

- That what? - That you were coming.

- I had faith. - I told y'all I was coming.

Come on, guys, I said I was gonna participate

in the sister trip activities, everything this time.

And I meant it, I'm here. I'm game, bring it on.

So, we're gonna go, um,

zipline and horseback riding.

I'm not gonna do the horseback riding.

I'm surprised you're even here.

So I'm just thanking God for that.

You gonna zipline then?

What's ziplining?

Go ahead and just say yes first.

- No, tell me what it is. - Just say,

- "Yes, you'll go ziplining." - "Lining" sound like you flying.

- Ish. - Yeah, a little bit.

Okay, let's be reasonable now.

How about we eat, we drink, we relax, repeat?

Eat, drink, relax, repeat?

Mexico at its finest.

- A line, you zip through-- - Through the line.

You just carried through a line.

Oh! Oh, absolutely not.

And you like t--No.

Ziplining? Jeez.

That's really not a black people thing, though.

I don't know why Towanda wants to do that.

Toni Braxton the Birdman baby.

I was tellin' the girls how y'all was in the car

- that one time... - That one time?

- That sound already made up. - That one time Toni

was in the car with me, he was gettin' on a plane.

He was like, "Love you, girl."

She was like, "I love you, too, mi amore."

He said, "I love you, girl.

"Girl, I love you so much, my girl.

- Believe that." - Where were we? At the airport he was there?

He was at the airport, you was on speaker phone.

I was driving in the car, I was acting like

I wasn't listening, but I did listen.

This already sound like an alternate...

all: Alternative facts!

That's an alternative the truth.

Your ass was at-- Where your ass was at?

In the passenger seat talkin' to your thug life.

I'm here for it, baby. Come on.

Who would've known, Traci,

that Toni would be a part of our club?

Your club? You ain't with no thug.

Mine from Brook City, get your life--

But that don't mean he a thug.

- Nah, girl, he ain't no thug. - Ooh, Tamar...

Vince is from Newark, New Jersey.

Don't let him fool you.

First of all, B is not a thug,

but Vince is definitely not a thug.

I met Vince with cornrows and a white t-shirt.

He was a thug. It was definitely

"Bone Thugs n Harmony," so get your life.

Definition please. So that means that if you have cornrows

and a t-shirt, then you a thug?

Not true. That's not true.

"Thug life?" That's what he got

- on his chest, "thug life?" - He got a tattoo?

Yes, he does.

What kind of tattoo does Vincent have?

He got a butterfly. He a little softie.

He is not no thug.

Vince is the opposite of a thug.

There's been a few too many mentions of Vince today.

And I hope Tamar's not serious about inviting him.

Thug, Tamar?

Yo, don't ever say that out loud again.

- Say that to nobody. - Ever again. Like, ever.

- Saved by the bell. - Saved by the bell.

Are you ready, girls?

- Yes, we all ready. - I'm so ready.

- Perfect. - Hi! Hi!

That's a good one right there.

"Vince is a thug."

Next she gonna tell us he hosted "MTV Rap."

She started off as a side-chick.

- She became a wife. - Sometimes you do.

How you feel about that, Mommy?

- Okay, I got a secret. - What?

Mommy's keeping it all together,

but I'm sure that even hearing

about the infidelity makes her, you know,

kind of revert back to the reality

of her own situation.

Help me!

I feel like I'm going to the '50s or '60s right now.

You look like you about to go have some tea or something.

Like, or go to church.

- This ain't no church dress. - A little bit.

It is not. It's my '50s dress.

We are going to Casa Kimberly which used to be the home

of the most beautiful Elizabeth Taylor,

and has since been converted into a hotel and museum.

I want that Elizabeth Taylor spirit to jump right on me.

She's one of my favorite actresses.

- I'm here for her. - I liked Bette Davis and Marilyn Monroe.

I'mma tell you what I love about Marilyn,

she knew how to turn it off and turn it on.

- Come on somebody. - And on an instant.

Elizabeth too, she always got what she wanted.

Let's say if we were back in the '50s and '60s,

what actor would you date?

- Paul Newman. - Paul Newman, me too!

-Who's he? - Paul Newman, you don't--

- "Cool Hand Luke?" - He the one that got salad dressing?

- That's what you know ab-- - That's all you know about Paul Newman?

Salad dressing...

How about now? What Hollywood black guys would we date?

Mommy, don't say Denzel. We already know.

- Sidney Poitier. - Idris is nice-looking.

Idris is on everybody's list.

Well, I happen to like my own Hollywood husband but--

- Who is that? - Vincent Herbert.

Oh, I thought we were talking about real famous people.

In the movies. In the movies.

He's very famous.

I-is he famous?

- Oh, she tried it. She really tried it. - Who Vince?

Vince is famous to Tamar.

Nothing wrong with that.

Mighty poor frog that doesn't praise his own pond.

- Leave Vince alone. - Well, speaking of Vince.

You know, his birthday is on Friday.

- But it's sister week. - Yeah, but it's his birthday.

But it's sister week though.

I'm obsessed with my husband.

But do you have me have him come to Mexico?

No, 'cause it's gonna be for sisters.

For sisters only.

- I'm... - Look at it.

We gotta take a picture. Casa Kimberly.

Vince parents are deceased.

And, you know, my mom and my dad

has been Vincent's "parents"

without sounding too creepy,

you know, since we've been together.

You know? And we always celebrate

his birthday together.

Ta-da!

Boom! We gonna go see Mommy, okay?

Look at this hotel, Logey.

- Wow. - Is it nice?

- And everybody here! - Yeah.

Boom... Boom...

Happy birthday, Daddy.

- This is beautiful. - Look at this tile.

So is this her house or his house?

- Her house. - Oh, this is her house?

That's the bridge that connected them.

Casa Kimberly is one of the most beautiful

resort hotels in the world to me.

I think it's romantic and it reeks of romance

and scandal and sexiness and...

- Welcome to Casa Kimberly. - Thank you.

I mean, maybe they spouses, you know,

was from Czechoslovakia like me.

'Cause I'm Czech-ing, you know?

And if there's a damn bridge, you know,

I'm blowing the bitch up, m'kay?

And then I'mma go to Elizabeth house

and I'm causin' a ruckus.

You heard?

- Whoa. - I should be living like this.

Like, I'm supposed to live just like this.

- You do! - You wanna live in Mexico?

I would live in-- If I could live here, absolutely.

Look at the pool...

Okay, senoritas...

I would like to take you

- to enjoy your lunch. - Thank you.

Right now that we are preparing your table.

Now that I've had a tour of the lovely Casa Kimberly,

I'm ready to have lunch at the restaurant

and it's part of the home.

I-I love it. This is incredible.

I wanna live like this every day.

- Isn't it beautiful? - I could be married

and my husband live across the way.

And we go get together over a bridge.

I-I like that.

- But this is a lot of space. - I like this kind of space.

I like walking over a bridge to go see you.

I just don't understand how...

- They explained that. - To his wife.

What is the explanation? What is the conversation?

I don't think he told her anything.

I don't think he cared.

- And they ain't ask? - I think they knew how to ask.

Yeah, but it's a bridge, dog.

What did Mommy tell us?

Never ask your man about another woman,

'cause if you're not prepared to do something about it

you will be the other woman.

I don't ever ask a man about another woman.

But why you be the other woman?

If you ask about it and you don't do anything about it...

Then you have to do something about it.

You become the other woman, then he don't have

- to respect you anymore. - Exactly.

'Cause you're accepting it.

So don't ask unless you prepared

to have an action behind it.

- That's--Word. - That's--Mommy told me that.

I was 17 years old when my mother told me that.

I will never forget that as long as I live.

That's the word right there.

If you ain't finna leave your man,

let your man cheat on your ass in peace, m'kay?

Stop bothering him, harboring on it,

stop asking about these bitches.

Not unless you finna do something.

I guess Elizabeth

solidified being a side-chick.

- She did. - No, she always became a wife.

- What're you talking about? - She started off as a side-chick.

- She became a wife, though. - It don't matter.

Sometimes you do.

Some side-chicks become the main chick.

And Mommy doesn't seem too uncomfortable,

she's keeping it all together.

But I'm sure that even hearing about it

makes her, you know, kind of revert back

to the reality of her own situation

because there is no amount of therapy in the world

that can prepare a woman to hear,

"You know, I love you but I'm in love with her."

"Okay, keep her."

How you feel about that, Mommy?

What, her being a side-chick?

She was definitely a side-chick at first.

Well, you know what? During that time...

men had a lot of privilege.

And the women really didn't kick up against it.

Listening to Elizabeth Taylor and Burton...

you know, I thought about, just a little bit,

about my marriage with Michael, you know?

Get to steppin'.

Guys, I really want to live like this.

- I believe you. - Like I feel at home.

Like, this is where I'm supposed to be.

This is how I'm supposed to live.

Girl, but this is somebody else's house.

I just feel so at home here.

For real, it's like an energy that I really feel here.

We gonna leave you, we promise.

- Let's leave her-- - You cannot live here.

Let me tell you, you know how we feel

when Tamar says, "You know when Vince...

You know when Vince..." That's how you sound right now.

- Excuse me, excuse me. - I'll pull back. I'mma pull back.

Excuse me, I feel a shade but I see the sun.

Ooh. Ooh, I was try--

Ooh!

Don't let this come up for sale

because I gonna get it, I'mma sell everything.

You ain't gonna have to sell everything,

your boyfriend number five on the Hip-Hop Forbes list.

He can live right across the way.

You and Bird met where? Here in Puerto Vallarta?

Really? Okay.

She know she can have anything she want to

- 'cause he rich. - Wealthy, it's different.

Listen to what I'm sayin'.

When you're in love, you just turn in fool.

What?

Ooh, that's funny.

"I'm gonna live here--"

"And then baby can live across the street."

"Oh, yeah, then he can live across the street.

Long as he's across the street."

"And he can take the bridge over troubled waters."

- That type of thing. - "I shall not be moved."

- Yes. - "Yes, Hallelujah."

I think that, Toni, perhaps, is in love.

The smile on her face,

the way she light up,

and you know, love can be a wonderful thing.

She's in love with him.

And so I told you, love does that.

The happiness just come...

- so deep down in-- - Look how she's eating now.

- You're not eating like a squirrel or rabbit anymore. - I always eat like this.

He done put it down, she done fell in love.

♪ He done put it down, she done fell in love ♪

What?

I don't know, my family is getting

a little annoyed with me.

But somehow I can't shut up.

Maybe I'm just happy... right now.

I'm just really happy right now.

I'm happy we're all together.

I think we should do a toast.

I'm happy we're at Elizabeth and Richard Burton's place.

- Yes. - My family's all here.

- Salut, salut. - Clink, clink, clink...

I don't think that Daddy's gonna come.

I hope Daddy comes out.

That'd be so much fun.

Welcome to Garza Blanca, Mr. Braxton.

Finally made it.

Kiss me, kiss me.

The boys are cute everywhere,

and I'm single so I'm ready to have some fun in Mexico.

Judge that.

Girl, is there something in his pants?

He got something in his pants.

It's the way it's cut.

Hello, senoritas. So tell me, how was the show?

- all: Amazing! - All right.

Well, now we're going horseback riding.

- Are you ready? - all: Yes!

All right, vamanos!

Okay, I got a secret.

- What? - I'm scared of horses.

- What? All that you gave me? - You know she always been--

I'm only doing it for the pictures,

- on my Instagram. - All that grief you gave me?

It's our second day in Mexico,

and the plan is to ride horses

at the Hacienda Dona Engracia.

We still haven't heard from Daddy

and if he's gonna come and join us.

But I'm not trying to worry about any of that.

Maybe horseback riding might distract me.

I love a good ride.

Yeah, don't you worry. All the horses are cruise-controlled.

- Okay. - Just stand on this side of the horse.

- Mmm! Mmm! - See?

- Make your jeans ready. -Yes.

- Si? - Si.

- Put your foot in here. - Uh-huh.

Hold the reins, and vamano.

Okay, can we bring that little horse over here for Toni?

Why I gotta get the little horse?

If you wanna go left, you pull the reins to the left.

- Oh... - That never worked for me, nope.

I think horses are beautiful,

regal, magnificent animals.

But I don't want to get on its back.

I just don't want to do it.

I don't... I don't... I don't want to do it.

I'm always a little uncomfortable.

I could feel, like, something right there

in the bone area makes me...

Wouldn't do it.

If you feel a little afraid or something?

- Anxiety? - If you want to hold something,

- hold this. - Okay.

This, you can . Not the reins.

- The reins, nice and easy. - Got it.

We're gonna go across the river

and then come back.

- Okay. That's good. - Okay, okay.

Umm...

I had some experiences on some horses.

You know, I ride a horse every now and then.

- Lift her up. -Lift that leg!

- Okay, take my picture. - Boom. Look at God.

Better than me.

Okay, get on the black stallion.

You ain't used to big black things, go ahead.

- You's a liar. - It's a horse, Mommy.

It's a horse.

Bring your leg, bring your leg. There you are.

Can you take a picture of me? Anybody take my picture?

I don't have no intention of riding no damn horse.

Only reason why I got on the horse

from the giddy up is for my picture

for my Instagram.

And then after that,

I had my ass back to the hotel

to meet Vince and Logan.

I think it's a good idea to plan a birthday party

for Vincent D. Herbert.

Maybe he gonna turn up?

That's all you wanted it for, a picture?

That's it. Instagram, that's it.

For the 'Gram, just for the 'Gram.

Time to get off. I'm done.

- She's like, "Don't you move." - Help me!

I decided not to go horseback riding.

I didn't like the way it was feeling

underneath my legs.

I-I-I didn't like that feeling.

I can't- I can't go riding.

How-how I get off? Like this?

- Aren't I too heavy for you? - No!

Oh, thank you. Ooh, look at God.

- Can you believe they didn't come? - Yeah.

- I thought at least Traci would come. - Yeah.

I can't believe that me and Trina

are the only two troopers who decided

to get on this horse and have

a horseback riding experience.

Who goes to Mexico and not ride a horse?

-Go, go. -Come, vamos! Vamos!

Kick it. Come on.

I was, and I'm holding it like this.

Oh, come on. What's going on with my horsey?

Uh-uh-uh...

Uh-- Deja. Deja uno momento.

What are you telling it to do?

Come on, horse.

Whoa!

You know, I'm used to being on top of things

that are difficult, you know what I mean?

So... it was no surprise to me

that my horse was being difficult.

- I hope Daddy comes out. - That'd be so much fun.

We've never done, like, a real vacation like this.

A real vacation, like, out-of-the-country vacation.

We had vacations to South Carolina.

- Right? - That's it.

- Not this type of stuff. - Mm-hmm.

I'm not sure that Daddy's gonna come.

It's-it's been a couple of days now,

and it seems like it's just not gonna happen.

This way, this way, this way...

This one wants to interact with that one real bad.

Well, mine, I think is tired.

It could be, it's the end of the day.

They want-- They want some tequila.

Like me.

It's been a long day.

And I'm looking forward to a hot bath

and room service because tomorrow

we're heading downtown for sightseeing and shopping.

So I wanna be well-rested.

Trina...

Wait, something's flying around me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Whoa, this way, this way. - Whoa...

- Whoa. Whoa! - This way.

I'm not sure if the horses only speak Spanish.

But guess what? "Whoa" should be a universal term.

Whoa, whoa!

Well, this was fun.

Ready, girls? Thank you!

- Welcome. Watch your foot. - Thank you.

Ooh, watch out!

Oh, you showin' off my thigh.

- You're welcome. - That's gonna cost you.

- You got caught there. - My whole thigh was out.

Mommy told us that they needed a little down time,

so the rest of us are going downtown shopping

and taking pictures, doing the touristy stuff.

And I left Logan at the pool with his nanny Rosa

so Vince can get a little rest.

- This is cute, mmm? - It's beautiful.

- Let's go this way. - Okay.

I'm gonna tell my sisters that he's here.

This trip is going so great.

I'm hoping that the rest of the trip

is gonna be just as fun as it is right now.

I just want my children to accept you.

Oh, my God.

Do your girls know that we're here?

Uh, it's gonna be a surprise.

This is wonderful.

It's a beautiful day in Puerto Vallarta

and me and my sisters are out sightseeing.

But Toni and Mommy are back at the hotel

which is a shame, because I think

they would really enjoy this.

Hey, you know what?

I heard about this French restaurant

that's called Café de Artistes.

- Oh, yum. - And I wanted to go there.

Towanda, I don't wanna watch y'all eat anymore snails.

Why would we go to Mexico to have French food?

I just wanna try something different, is all.

M'kay, I'm for it. I'll try, you know, I'll try stuff.

Y'all want the truth?

I don't really like eating Mexican food.

Traci, that's just me.

I know, but everybody gotta...

Yes, please! Thank you!

Thank you.

And now I know how to say it.

Puerto Vallarta!

- Uh-uh, what did you say? - Vallarta!

Oh, look at these arches!

- The Spanish-Mexican arches. - We should all get in one.

This trip is going so great.

We're downtown, and we're gonna get

some shopping and stuff done.

So I'm hoping that the rest of the trip

is gonna be just as fun as it is right now.

Okay, you ready?

One... two... Strike a pose.

Strike a pose.

Okay, the last one is the ghetto pose, y'all.

One... two... three. Strike a pose!

- Okay, we did it! -Ghetto!

Everybody know you gotta bend down and... right.

Everybody know you gotta do--

Everybody know you gotta show your derriere.

Your gluteus maximus.

Everybody know that.

Do you guys realize I'm not (bleep) freaking out

because of the birds?

I'm not freaking out because of the birds!

I used to have a pretty intense phobia of birds

until I went to see a hypnotherapist about it last year.

- Hey! - It worked!

Trina, pose.

I'm okay, I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Listen, let's go shopping now--

- Yes! - Shopping, yes.

♪ Shopping ♪

I have to say, I'm really impressed

with this trip so far.

This is the first time maybe ever

that all of us sisters have been together

for this many days without a single argument.

We're laughing and we're having fun,

I hope nothing ruins how great this trip is.

- That was so fun. - Wasn't it?

- Yes. - Super fun.

Welcome to Garza Blanca, Mr. Braxton.

- Finally made it. - Excellent.

- Thank you. - You're the man.

Are you pata salada?

Come on, dear.

- Oh, this is wonderful. -Beautiful, ugh!

- Oh, and this place is beautiful. -Yes, it is.

We're looking to enjoy. Looking to enjoy.

What do you think the girls

are gonna think about me being here?

It's been 16 years we've been married,

I want them to understand that you are my family now.

And I just want my children to accept you.

Oh, my god. Do your girls know that we're here?

Uh, it's gonna be a secret

and it's gonna be a surprise.

- Okay? - Okay.

- Uh-oh, you see Logan? - Yeah, I see Logan.

And he sees us.

- Logan! - Hi, Logan.

-Uh-oh. -No!

Hi, Rosa.

You can't keep a secret?

-Uh-oh... - Give me a hug.

Don't be afraid, 'cause we're gonna have

- a great time. - Always.

Rosa?

- Secret, okay? - Okay, Mr. Braxton.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- A deal. - Deal.