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Tonight on "Braxton Family Values"

everyone is spilling the tea.

We're gonna have a slumber party all day.

Yay!

They're candidly talking about some of their most memorable moments...

- We had fun times. - Yes, honey.

...and some of their toughest times over the course of filming the series.

It was embarrassing, but that moment saved my life.

Plus, get a look at exclusive never-before-seen footage.

Definitely, the viewers can take their own opinion,

and you know that they will, and that's not cool.

It's an open and honest look

at how the show affects everyone

on- and offscreen.

That's not how it happened.

Oh, wa-wa-wa-wa-wait!

I love being able to work with my family.

I hate being able to work with my family.

Idiot, dummy, fool.

What starts out as a fun family get-together

goes off the rails.

One thing that really bothers me

is attitudes.

- All the time. - You weren't nice.

Don't even put that out there. Ooh, I hate that.

So, get ready to see the Braxtons

like you have never seen them before.

- I'm not doing this here. -Mommy! Mom!

- Mommy! Mommy! - Let her go.

Then don't do it. How about that?

♪ We are the Braxtons and you'll see ♪

♪ That we are not like an ordinary family ♪

♪ Toni, Traci, Towanda ♪

♪ Trina, Tamar, and Ms. E ♪

♪ Will teach you a thing or two ♪

♪ On "Braxton Family Values." ♪

Tray, can you get the wine-- champagne out?

I took the top off, but I can't...

I'm scared to open champagne bottles. It scares me. Eeh!

I'm having everyone come over for an all-day pajama party

to celebrate the end of the season

and to talk about our most memorable "Braxton" moments,

and maybe compare notes on what it's been like

for all of us to live our lives out loud

and in front of the camera.

Turn around, Tray. Let me see how you do it.

Where is Trina and Tamar?

-Okay. - You're supposed to twist it.

You're not supposed to pop it.

I'm getting out of the way...

-Hello, hello! -Hey!

- Hey, guys. -I was just asking about you.

Come on, y'all, you're late, you're late, you're late

for a very important date.

No, it's not late. It's now. It's time to party.

Guy's, this is gonna happen all day. It's not just gonna start--

what is it, 2:00 in the afternoon?

We're gonna have it till the nighttime come.

I remember how we first started "Braxton Family Values."

It was initially very hard for me,

but now I find I'm having so much fun.

But when I look back at all the years

and it's, like, we have our lives documented,

and that part's really, really great

to show my kids and my grandkids.

We're drinking champagne and having potato chips.

I don't want none.

These one's terrible.

Oh, I got the gummy worms for you.

- For what? - Because Tamar like gummy worms.

Not-- I only like name-brand gummy worms.

So, Toni's throwing this pajama party

and I don't know if you know,

but the Braxton pajama parties

are "epicness."

I have to make an entrance, though.

Okay, go ahead.

Hey, y'all, where the Gaga music?

Who the Gaga?

- Destiny-- - Pour me some Hennessy.

- To the sister retreat. No fighting. -Yay.

No fakeness.

- Just fun and sisters. - Only complaining.

- To sisters! -

"Pick in between your toes and smell it.

And you can't wash your hands until you eat a strawberry

with the same finger."

- ♪ We are the Braxtons and you'll see that... ♪ - Excuse me, Toni.

Don't you remember she had a problem with the opening song?

- What did I say? - No, you said--

don't you remember-- you said, "I don't like that!

I don't like the way my name is pronounced."

You said it.

You said it.

I think what surprised me the most

about filming a reality show is that, um,

people think you're putting on!

Why? I mean, I just don't have that kind of energy.

You wanna know my favorite, favorite "Braxton" episode?

- What? - Hmm?

When we had the slumber party in our rental house

and we played Truth or Dare.

Oh, and Toni had to have, um,

- the spoonful of mayonnaise? -Mayonnaise!

Toni, you want a spoonful

or you want two shots, girl?

♪ The mayonnaise or the shots, what? ♪

- Let me see them both. - ♪ The mayonnaise or the shots? ♪

♪ The mayonnaise or the shots? ♪

- No, uh-uh! - No, no, no! No!

No, Toni, no!

No!

No, you better swallow!

Swallow it, swallow it, swallow it!

-Ooh, ew! - Ew!

You were sick the rest of the night.

I could do mayonnaise and chips right now.

- Ew! - Don't do that!

That sounds yummy. I love mayonnaise.

I love mayonnaise as well, but--

I don't think I lost the bet, I feel like I won in the bet 'cause I got--

But you were sick the rest of the night.

There's always fun times when we have a slumber party.

And then it ends up in an argument.

How'd it feel for you when you got it done?

You (bleep) tried it.

- It was not trying... - Trina, listen, listen.

You made a left on Shade Lane.

I don't know what the (bleep) Trina Braxton is talking about, okay?

Ooh, that's real heifer-ish, though.

Let me tell you something, if I had liposuction,

I will send you to my doctor because your ass needs it.

- Good night. - I actually don't!

-You do! - But we have fun.

Toni, how old is this?

I don't really know who that belongs to.

That's-- yesterday.

Yesterday.

- Wait a minute! - I really don't know, so...

I should've let you eat it anyway.

I should've let you eat it.

That's...

You were ready to eat it!

When I'm with my sisters, it's so much more fun

hanging out and laughing and joking.

My favorite "Braxton" moment

was when I gave birth to Logan

and everybody was in my room.

We were singing songs.

I think I even made up a contraction song

'cause I was in so much pain.

I need to hear that hot beat.

♪ Toot, toot ♪

- ♪ Beep, beep ♪ - ♪ Toot, toot ♪

♪ Give me that epidural, what? G-Give me that epidural ♪

♪ Give me that epidural, g-g-give me that epidural ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Contraction, ooh, ooh ♪

- ♪ Contraction, ooh, ooh ♪ - ♪ Tamar and Vincent ♪

♪ Been getting it on ♪

♪ Tamar and Vincent been getting it on. ♪

You gotta mess it up.

Do y'all remember when Trina told Mommy

about the time she got locked up

'cause she had been drinking too much that night?

Yep, and had to get the wig taken off.

My most memorable moment on "Braxton Family Values"

was when I got my DUI.

I got a DUI.

On Wednesday.

Where, Atlanta?

Right down the street.

- By your church. -You know what?

- Sorry. -Tamar, don't help.

And I got arrested and I went to jail.

What? Oh, Jesus, you got a mug shot.

- Yes, don't you remember that? - There's your mug shot.

I was so scared, I was-- I stayed six feet away from Evelyn

just in case she was gonna start windmilling somebody.

It's not one of my favorite moments in history,

but it's one of those pivotal moments

that absolutely changed my life.

It was embarrassing, but that moment saved my life.

And it helped you realize

that you can open up a bar 'cause you knew a lot about alcohol.

Thank you to everyone for coming here this evening.

This has been going on for, what, a good year and half, two years?

Pushback after pushback after pushback.

And now we are ready to open.

Thank you so much.

Whoo!

That was good.

Whoo, I mean, it wasn't good,

but it turned out, you know, to be good.

Yes, honey.

My favorite moment was when my sisters sung on my album.

- ♪ Now that we can't remember how ♪ - ♪ We can't remember how ♪

♪ We can't remember how... ♪

- Yes! - Great texture.

♪ ...now that we're undone ♪

♪ Now that we can't remember how ♪

♪ Tell me... ♪

That was so dope, that was so dope!

Last night at a family dinner,

Tamar got a little "Tamar-ish"

when she learned about how the rest of us sang on Traci's new song.

Traci's single is coming out for her second album.

- Her sophomore album. - And we sang on it.

- And we sang background on it. - You, too?

- You sang doo-wop-pop? -Yes!

Why nobody kept me in the loop?

Y'all been leaving Baby in the corner.

Y'all wanna listen to it first or eat first?

I wanna hear it now.

-All right, Traci! -Yeah!

♪ 'Cause who can put us back together ♪

♪ Now that we're undone? ♪

♪ Now that we can't remember how ♪

♪ Tell me ♪

♪ Who can... ♪

You know, I just feel like it's some real bull(bleep),

you know, that my sisters all done sang on Traci's single

and I just wasn't even invited.

♪ ...back together now that we're undone ♪

♪ Now that we can't remember how. ♪

- That's a good record. - Yay!

I just feel pretty upset about the fact that,

you know, I wasn't even included in it

because definitely the viewers can take their own opinion,

and you know that they will, and the story will be

Tamar is not supportive of her sisters,

but her sisters are supportive of her, and that's not cool.

I would never purposely leave one of my sisters out,

and I hope Tamar knows that

because, I mean, it was the spur of the moment.

They were there. Tamar, you booked.

What can I do?

Toni, what's your favorite?

The movie "Unbreak My Heart."

Yes!

You got a clip of that?

Oh, my God, don't you remember

when you had the cast come to dinner

and all the actresses in the movie came as themselves

and my character came as the actress Tamar?

She was a fan. You was mean to her.

Get your life. I was not mean to her.

- You were. - She tried it.

How'd she tried it?

I sound so much like Tamar.

- I feel tried. - I might be trying it.

So, Vince, I have a question.

What was your favorite Tamar part of the movie?

You better not answer, Vincent Herbert.

No, stop. You already know me. Don't play with me like that.

You know not to talk to my Teddy "Rubskins" like that.

You get popped in the forehead.

What you talkin' about?

"So, Vince, what did you think?"

That's not how it happened.

Oh, wa-wa-wa-wa-wait!

Can't defend a girl with her titties out,

sitting on the table with the chicken.

She what? She did not have her boobies out.

- First of all... - Chicken, titties.

I mean, I don't have an issue with the girl that played me in Toni's movie.

I just didn't know she was showing up in character.

I thought everybody was coming as themselves to eat.

That was it.

Excuse me, but I'm having a hot flash right now.

Trina's really having her own private summer.

- Whoa! - I keep trying to tell y'all!

- Do like this. - No!

I remember that!

That's the worst ever!

She got sweat right here.

Why am I getting the stink eye? Why am I getting the stink eye?

Tell me. Because I said you were going through the change?

I'm going through the change of life

and it's not cute at all.

I think I need the hysterectomy (bleep).

It's a mess.

I got some things to do.

Toni, don't-- can you-- I want...

- You got a boyfriend now. - What does that mean?

- I can't drink from your glass. - Oh, my God.

Who lips you been kissing, though?

- What's wrong with kissing? Kissing is wonderful. - Kissing is fun!

I love kissing!

Trina really likes kissing.

Remember her, um, transaction?

- That's not kissing! - Whoo!

- That's not kissing. - Yeah, it is.

♪ You kissing the one-eyed snake. ♪

-What did she call it? -An oral transaction.

We had a...

oral transaction.

Trina, you never (bleep) on them

until they (bleep) on you at least three times.

At least three times?

Well, I'm not even really trying to bring race into this,

but, I mean, let's just be honest, white girls do that.

Black girls don't do that.

My sisters are really comfortable telling their lives on television.

I mean, you're really gonna say this out loud?

You're supposed to think it, you're not supposed to say it.

That's true, you getting somebody else's DNA.

That was years ago, and that is not the same as kissing.

I love being able to work with my family.

I hate being able to work with my family.

I believe in being very open on television.

However, there are certain moments I'd love to forget.

Any woman who has never slobbed the knob,

raise your hand.

- Lies, lies, and lies. - I ain't never slobbed no knob.

Toni's the only person I believe-- the hand.

Put your hand down.

I ain't never slobbed no knob.

The-- I ain't never did that.

- I never slobbed a knob. -Why would I do that?

Exactly!

But you kn-- you know.

I did it, okay? I did it.

You did it, too.

Since we're talking about all things sexual anyway,

my therapist-- remember my therapist?

- She's also a sex therapist. - Ooh.

- You didn't tell us that! -She told me.

I know this is your house,

but I invited her over to show us some--

-Today? - Today.

- Yay! -Some different techniques

and some new things to keep it spicy.

- No, bro. - You invited a sex person to my house?

How do you know I want that sexual energy?

Coming up on "Braxton Family Values"...

We had fun times, then we had not so good times.

- I can't even remember. - We remember.

- Then no. - I'm done.

I can't do it anymore. I'm done, for real.

I can't. It's too much.

We're all in my house for a sister Braxton family slumber party

to celebrate the end of the season

and, you know, just talking about making the show

and how it's affected us--

the good, the bad, and all the embarrassing ugly.

Since we're talking about all things sexual anyway,

my therapist, she's also a sex therapist.

I know this is your house, but I invited her over--

You invited a sex person to my house?

How do you know I want that sexual energy?

You need some sexual energy!

Toni doesn't talk about sex, ever.

I don't think there's any chance

that Toni's the freakiest out of all of us.

I think in this order

it's Trina, Traci,

me and Tamar might be neck and neck...

and then it's a dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot,

Mommy, and then Toni.

- I am not a-- I am not a prude like that. -A prude?

- See? That's what we're saying. -Why Tamar act like--

that sex is all nasty and stuff?

I'm just saying when that happens, I have to go to Bible study.

It's Bible study night. It's not my fault.

No, you married. You're supposed to have.

Just sitting around talking about a bunch of sex ain't cute.

I'm too saved for that. Like, how I'ma go to church on Sunday

and act like I don't do that?

We had fun times,

then we had not so good times.

We did have some not so good times.

Well, I was sad that day I had to tell you guys I had lupus.

You remember that I was trying to hide it from you guys?

Okay, guys, I have an announcement to make.

I have lupus.

- What you mean? - I've been battling it for a while.

It's a tough feeling

to know that somebody you love

don't feel-- you know what I mean?

- Don't feel right. -Yeah.

Anyway, now I'm tired of faking it.

I was thinking it was gonna be hard for me

to share that part of my life on TV,

but once I did it, it brought awareness

to my causes and my charities that are very important to me

like Lupus LA and Autism Speaks with my son.

It turned out to be the best thing I ever did for myself.

I was fine with just me and Mommy knowing, and Towanda knew,

but I know I had to tell you guys.

It made me sad.

- That was hard. - But today's a good day.

- Yeah. - Look how much better I am.

That was hard. You wanna know what was hard for me?

-What? - Don't y'all remember when Vince got sick

and we didn't know if he was gonna make it?

It was, like, real touch and go.

It's a lot. Didn't you see him looking like that?

Just-- and he's so strong and he's so smart

and he's so great.

And he's just laying there helpless.

Just-- it's so hard.

Now, it really wasn't that much of a difference,

you know, with the camera being on or with the camera being off,

but, you know, seeing your loved one

in, you know, intensive care,

you know, it just wasn't good.

I was, like, how I'ma be this beat and be a widow?

- That's not cute! -You know what the hardest time for me was?

- Hmm? - When I had to choose between rehearsal

and going to my, um...

Oh, my God!

I remember that!

Last time 'cause I'm leaving at midnight.

-What? - I'm taking a red-eye. I have to go home.

Our network WE TV asked us to perform live

at the luncheon for women's executives in New York City.

We only have a few days to pull it together.

We don't have clothes, we haven't had a dress rehearsal.

- I can't miss my child's first day of school. - That's real cute.

When I realized that it was gonna be a conflict

of having rehearsal and then going to see my son,

I decided to skip out for rehearsal.

I didn't wanna tell Tamar because I didn't feel like hearing her mouth.

Do you feel like you're ready? I would boo us. Boo!

I wanted to beat her...

But you get it now that you have a baby now, huh?

Yep, now that I'm a parent, I understand even more.

I absolutely do not regret

arguing with her about me going to my son's first day of school

because I would not ever, ever

miss my son or my daughter's first day of school.

- That would never happen. - You know what was hard for me?

Huh?

Living my divorce out loud.

No, 'cause I feel so stupid!

- Why you feel stupid? - Because I do.

- I feel so dumb! I do! - Why you feel dumb?

When you're on a television show, it makes it very difficult

'cause it makes you susceptible

to hearing everyone's accounts

of what they think you should or shouldn't do.

But hopefully, I helped someone in the process.

Plus I got the closure that I was looking for.

The divorce isn't the regret,

but living it out loud was the regret.

Well, that's not all your fault.

- That's true. - No, because your--

unfortunately, your ex-husband got online...

-Yeah. - ...and showed his peter.

The frank and the beans, and there that is.

So, he kind of set that up.

Trina, you should've remixed that record.

♪ I don't want nobody ♪

♪ Cheating on me ♪

- ♪ In these streets ♪ - ♪ Ho! ♪

♪ Well, I don't want nobody ♪

♪ Cheating on me ♪

♪ In these streets... ♪

- Wow. - ♪ In these streets ♪

♪ In these streets, in these streets ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ I don't want nobody ♪

♪ Cheating with me in these streets ♪

- ♪ No ♪ - ♪ Well, I don't want nobody ♪

♪ Cheating on me in these streets ♪

- ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Well, I don't want nobody ♪

♪ Cheating on me in these streets ♪

- ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ Cheating on me, cheating on me ♪

- ♪ Cheating on me ♪ - ♪ I didn't know where y'all were going ♪

- ♪ No ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪

- ♪ Don't you do it... ♪ - Come on, Trina. Trina, come on.

♪ I'ma kick you in your face, don't you cheat on me ♪

♪ I'ma bust you in your face, I'ma whoop your ass ♪

♪ Don't you do it, whoa, don't you do it ♪

- ♪ No, no ♪ - ♪ I'ma take half ♪

- ♪ Hey, hey ♪ - ♪ I'ma take half ♪

- ♪ I'ma take it all ♪ - ♪ Hey... ♪

♪ Don't you play, don't you play ♪

♪ Don't you play with me. ♪

- Don't you do it. - Idiot, dummy, fool.

Don't you try me.

I have no idea

how many songs we broke out into singing,

but my favorite was "Touch the Fertile Tree"

'cause Tamar got pregnant after that one.

It's very fertile, so it's great for other trees to grow out of it.

Tamar, you should have a piece of that.

- Touch the fertile tree! - ♪ Touch the fertile tree ♪

♪ Touch, touch the fertile tree ♪

♪ Touch the fertile tree ♪

♪ Touch, touch the fertile tree ♪

- ♪ She don't need it ♪ - ♪ The fertile tree ♪

♪ Touch, touch the fertile tree ♪

- ♪ She don't need it ♪ - ♪ Touch the fertile tree ♪

♪ Touch, touch the fertile tree ♪

♪ She got four kids and that's enough ♪

♪ She don't want no more kids ♪

- ♪ And that's just tough, tough, tough ♪ - ♪ Touch the fertile tree ♪

- ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ - ♪ Touch the fertile tree ♪

- ♪ She don't need it ♪ - ♪ Touch, touch the fertile tree ♪

- ♪ She don't need it ♪ - ♪ Touch the fertile tree ♪

- ♪ She don't need it ♪ - ♪ Touch, touch the fertile tree ♪

- ♪ She don't need it ♪ - ♪ Touch the fertile tree ♪

- ♪ She don't need it ♪ - ♪ Touch, touch the fertile tree ♪

- ♪ She don't need it ♪ - ♪ Touch the fertile tree ♪

- ♪ She don't need it... ♪ - And then Tamar was like,

♪ He got four kids and that's enough... ♪

That's why she... ♪ The fertile tree! ♪

♪ Touch the fertile tree! ♪

Yay!

Singing happens in general with singers.

Like, they sing all day or we sing all day.

You know what I mean? You can be like... ♪ Achoo, yeah! ♪

That's what we do all day.

Yes, God.

Don't you remember when Toni and her ex

was in, like, a limbo, and they was kind of kicking it on the low?

- Yes! Yes! - And came up to the house!

And she tried to front like he was picking up the kids,

- but the kids was out of town? -Yep!

Well, baby, I thought he was on his way back in

- because I saw you... - You said what?

♪ And your ex-husband ♪

♪ I saw you... ♪

- Does everything have to be a song? - ♪ Hey ♪

♪ And your ex-husband ♪

- ♪ I saw you ♪ - ♪ Whoa ♪

♪ And your ex-husband ♪

♪ Your ex-husband, ex-husband ♪

- ♪ Hey, oh, what, oh! ♪ - ♪ Ex-husband ♪

- ♪ Oh! ♪ - ♪ I saw you ♪

- ♪ Yes, we did, yeah ♪ - ♪ And your ex-husband ♪

- ♪ Yes, we did ♪ - ♪ Toot, toot ♪

♪ I saw you... ♪

- And you and you. - ♪ You're in that category, ow! ♪

I have absolutely no idea how many songs we've broken out into

over the years of "Braxton Family Values,"

but I'ma tell you...

♪ Dear dog. ♪

That's my all-time favorite song.

Mommy was sad 'cause her dog died.

But that was one of the best songs we ever done.

♪ Made a part ♪

- ♪ Made a part ♪ - ♪ Of the Braxton clan ♪

♪ The Braxton clan ♪

♪ Whoa, Jesus ♪

♪ He showed love ♪

♪ Holding your hand ♪

♪ Holding your hand. ♪

Let me tell you something, Mommy looked at us like we was absolutely bananas.

Am I hearing something about my dog?

- Ma. - Yes.

How much money you spend on your dog's funeral?

- I can't even remember. - We remember.

A couple thousand.

I will not spend that much on Miracle's funeral.

I'll go buy me a Chanel bag for $2,000.

Well, he was worth it.

Did you get hot again?

You know, Trina, you keep getting hot flashes.

Oh, see? Thank-- oh, my God, thank you, Mommy!

Listen to me very carefully!

Y'all said it three times. We're not saying it anymore today on camera!

Coming up on "Braxton Family Values"...

- Hi. - Trina's invited her therapist to come over

and talk to us about sex.

Dr. Amie: We'll kind of have, like, a show-and-tell.

I'm not sure there's anything new she could teach me.

- So, this is a... - Whoa.

I'm not gonna talk about it anymore on TV.

I'm like, "Toni, you're hurting me," and she doesn't care!

Today, we are cruising down memory lane,

talking about making the show

and the moments that are most memorable to us.

Did you get hot again?

You know, Trina, you keep getting hot flashes.

Oh, see? Thank-- oh, my God, thank you, Mommy!

I told you!

- Get in the freezer, Trina. - Get in the freezer.

Come on, just go in the freezer.

Trina's starting to have hot flashes,

and I so remember that stage.

The best thing-- the freezer.

Listen to me very carefully!

Y'all said it three times. We're not saying it anymore today on camera!

Wait till we get off the camera

and say it as often as you want!

- Just try it on. - You go to the doctor's and find out why.

- Okay. - Too young to be apparent. That's what I'm trying to say.

-That's all that is. - All right, just get in the freezer.

- Toni, oh, my gosh! Toni! - She fine.

Stop squishing me!

She smushes me

like I am a grilled cheese sandwich.

And I'm like, "Toni, you're hurting me," and she doesn't care!

Toni, stop squishing me!

This hurts! Am I getting a mammogram here?

What-- what's going on?

- Oh, my gosh! - Get out of that freezer!

- Why would you squish me, though? - It's only ice.

They should do, like, this whole thing, like, the menopause freezer.

You can go in and sit for, like, two or three minutes or something.

I'm okay now. I'm okay. Thanks, guys.

We're not gonna talk about it anymore on TV, though.

I don't even understand how Trina's going through menopause

and she's younger than me.

She's 15 months younger than me. I don't understand.

- Let's watch a movie! -No!

We have to wait for the sex therapist lady to come?

- Yes. - I am going to Bible study.

Tamar, you really gonna leave? Why you always gotta leave?

How many times in the show has Tamar left?

I-- what?

- I'm all right. -You can't walk away.

I'm good. I wanna have fun.

How does she get to walk away?

- Tamar, really, twice? - Really?

Let her go, Toni. Let her go.

Oh, stop it.

There's no need anybody getting upset.

Like, it ain't gotta be like that all the damn time.

- All the time. - Wait a minute, wait a minute!

You do walk out a lot.

Excuse me, you walk away from a confrontation.

No, I'm a true person who will actually talk things out.

- Communication. - No, because nobody like the way I talk.

Tamar ends up acting like she's a prude.

"Well, I wanna go to Bible study instead."

Tamar, ain't nobody that saved.

Everybody, this is Dr. Amie.

-Hi, Dr. Amie. - Hi!

She was my therapist and we've never delved

into the whole sex therapy portion,

but she's also a sex therapist.

So I thought it'd be really fun to delve in it together

since I've never used her in that forum.

Trina's invited her therapist to come over and talk to us about sex.

Am I in the eighth grade?

Anything that's consensual and healthy

is-- is good and positive in terms of sexuality and not to be shamed.

A lot of the girls, namely Toni and Tamar,

are a little aloof when it comes to their personal sex lives.

Tamar's already excused herself

to go play with Logan upstairs

while we do all this with Dr. Amie.

But I think this will be fun.

So, this is a book that I wrote.

-"New Sex Bible." - Thank you. I'll take it.

- No, that's all right. - Dr. Amie: My mom actually helped me with it.

I'm just enchanted with the pictures.

-Me, too! - Yeah, the pictures are really good in this book.

-They're you. - No, I picked out the models myself.

-Really? - They're adult actors.

My mom helped me with that.

My mom keeps a copy on her coffee table.

You know, we're living in a different time.

You gotta have a sex therapist

to come in and give you some tips

on different techniques, for God's sakes?

I mean, you don't know what to do?

I mean, it's just as easy as drinking water,

I would think.

I mean, I didn't have techniques

when I was having my six children.

It just came up naturally.

- I'm just gonna, you know? You understand. - Mm, okay.

-Yes, we do. - No, don't go.

- Bye. That's not cool. - No, Mommy, don't go.

- Go, go. - Don't go!

- Don't go, don't go! - I'm not leaving. I won't, I won't.

I see you, Mommy, sneaking away with that book in your hands.

Yes, Mommy, yes.

Dr. Amie: So, I brought some things to talk about.

So, we'll kind of have, like, a, you know-- like a show-and-tell.

-Oh, good. -I'm not sure if this stage of my life--

I don't know if there's anything new she could teach me.

- So, this is a... -

Whoa, okay.

So, I know I whipped out the most, um, extreme thing in the bag first.

Everybody got quiet.

No, I mean, you know, we dated black men in our lives.

Well, we know you Black Nasty.

Tamar's never gonna call you anything else.

- ♪ Black Nasty... ♪ - Tamar.

- Sing my background. - ♪ Black Nasty ♪

♪ She like that Black Nasty... ♪

♪ Black Nasty ♪

♪ Everything is ♪

♪ Black Nasty ♪

♪ 'Cause all we was doing was talking about blowing ♪

♪ And then she thought about that Black... ♪

- But nobody said that, though! - ♪ Black Nasty ♪

- ♪ Hallelujah. ♪ -

This is a double dong.

- Mm-hmm. - This is really long, so--

so that's one option.

Traci, you is nasty!

Didn't you just get something done in your organs, girl?

What you gonna do with that?

Oh, that's the chocolate one!

- Is it really chocolate? - Yes!

- Dr. Amie: No, it's not... - It's not chocolate?

It's silicone.

Chocolate, meaning the color, like a brownie.

So, that's good 'cause it can be used as a dildo.

- It can also be used in a harness. - Men do a harness?

- Pegging. - What's-- what's pegging?

Pegging is when a female may wear a harness and stimulate a man.

Oh, no, we don't do that in these parts.

You never know.

There's something empowering about that.

I can see that, as a woman.

You know, I could-- Pegging...

Hmm...

Nah!

- Can I ask you a question? - Mm-hmm.

Are you a dominatrix?

No, I'm a marriage and family therapist.

- No, on the side! -No!

- Huh-ho! - Dr. Amie: No, I'm not.

I mean, that's an area that I work with a lot.

When you play with things like your senses,

or power play, a dominant or submissive person,

that can be very fun for some people.

You're shaking your head. You don't like to be--

My husband thought he gonna put some honey on me,

and he put it in the microwave.

It burned the living crap out of me.

I'm done. Thank you. No, thanks.

Dr. Amie: Okay, safety, safety-- don't microwave honey.

That's very hot, and that could burn you.

You don't want to end up in the hospital

for something kinky you're doing.

One thing with different types of sex

is it's about practice, right?

One thing we could do today

is practicing deep throating.

Coming up on "Braxton Family Values"...

I promise I'll punch each and every one of you in your throats.

Punch, punch, punch!

Everything all right in here?

Mommy, I don't think you wanna be up in here.

You weren't nice.

Don't even put that out there.

Ooh, I hate that!

You need to re- and check yourself!

But it's natural. I went through menopause!

You went through this really uncomfortable phase.

- You're not done! - I wasn't uncomfortable.

- You weren't? We were. -We were.

You weren't pleasant. You weren't a pleasant person.

You said anything out of your mouth!

'Cause she told me about my fluffy moment.

I want Traci to lose 20 to 40 pounds now.

I know how much (bleep) damn pounds I need to freaking lose.

I ain't worth (bleep) to y'all.

That's what I feel.

Come the freak on!

Trina, wouldn't you like to be 20 pounds smaller

from where you are now?

No.

25?

You are not bipolar, you are try-polar,

'cause you trying me right now.

I'm apologizing to both of y'all, 'cause--

I ain't worried about it.

Yes, all right, Towanda and I,

we still laugh about that to this day.

- That was funny. - It's true. It's true.

One thing with different types of sex

is it's about practice, right?

One thing we could do today

is practicing deep throating.

So we're having our sister pajama party,

celebrating the fifth season of "Braxton Family Values,"

and Trina, of course, surprises us with her sex therapist.

Why are my sisters so comfortable

talking about sex on television?

I don't-- I don't like that.

I don't understand it. Could you do this?

Could you do this?

So, I brought bananas

and a variety of sizes of cucumbers.

Okay, Dr. Amie is talking about deep throating.

We have bananas and cucumbers.

-They little. - They're small.

-Real small. - Well...

- That's little! - Ew!

It's cute.

She need to be a little more realistic.

We're black women that's in America, honey.

Then I have these.

Okay, that's more like it.

We're not gonna deep throat on television.

Dr. Amie: Okay, yeah. Yeah.

How comfortable are you guys with oral sex?

Don't look at me. I promise I'll punch

each and every one of you in your throats.

Punch, punch, punch!

Trina had an oral transaction.

Every woman has had an oral transaction with someone,

they're just not open about...

saying that's what they've done.

What about you guys?

I won't be participating in--

Everything all right in here?

Yes, ma'am!

Mommy, I don't think you wanna be up in there.

Y'all getting ready to make salad?

Uh-huh. I'm gonna make a salad.

No, we're not about to toss any salads right now, Mommy.

Thank you, though!

Does she know the double meaning of that?

- No! -She doesn't know.

The next thing I wanna pass around is a vibrator.

- So, vibrators are really awesome-- - Oh, I've used that, too.

- Give that to Toni. - Give me that.

I went in thinking

I'm not gonna learn anything from this.

I know everything.

But there were one or two things that I,

okay, was a little impressed about.

And thanks for all the gifts.

- Yeah. Yeah. -Thank you. Appreciate it.

Feel free to divvy them up amongst yourselves.

We will!

This was a super fun way

to get to know you today, Dr. Amie!

Yes!

Thank you so much, Dr. Amie.

That was too much fun!

Can we play Spades?

Now, we're gonna sit down and play some Spades.

That's Tamar's cue to come back, honey.

You better come back.

Let's play, Toni and Towandas!

Oh, so you Towanda's partner.

I just want them to hurry up.

Tamar seems to be in a funk right now

where she's angry about something.

That's really frustrating.

This just isn't gonna work

with her just being upset about something all the time.

Hey, Poo, you ready to play?

You wanna be my partner or Ti Ti Toni partner?

- We need to learn. - You ready?

Yes, baby. We gonna-- I'm gonna win.

Me and your mommy's gonna win.

No, me and your mommy's gonna win!

Tamar don't know it yet,

but I'ma bamboozle her.

Is this a good example, we playing Spades

in front of the baby?

- Yes. He should learn. - Yeah!

Y'all remember how I was before Logan, though?

- Yes! - Amazing!

No.

- And I'm even a more amazing person-- - You weren't nice.

I was, too, nice.

Don't even put that out there. Ooh, I hate that.

What? You weren't nice?

I hate the fact that people base my personality--

Does everybody have 13 cards?

All right, here we go.

I mean, it's tough being on the outside.

You know?

And then people making faces while you--

I see it. I catches it all, honey.

Why you frustrated?

Are you about to be O.T.R.?

No.

You know, for some reason my sisters...

sometimes act like they don't like me.

Everybody is in a clan in a huddle on one side,

and I'm on the flip side.

You're the mean girl.

- How am I the mean girl? - Are you serious?

How am I the mean girl when I'm ostracized?

Let's reflect this--

How am I the mean girl when I'm ostracized?

Why you got to turn on everybody else?

Turn on everybody else?

Why you gotta step on people platform

- to get what you at? - Whose platform did I step on?

And that sounds so crazy to say clique-age.

We're sisters. We're not outsiders.

- Youse a liar! - No, I'm not lying!

You made yourself the outsider by leaving.

No, y'all declared war on me!

I miss you all terribly.

And I love you all,

and I miss everything about our relationship.

Do you believe her?

- No. - No, I don't.

We don't.

Wow.

What I feel in the room

is a shocking amount of hurt.

Why nobody kept me in the loop?

Y'all be leaving Baby in the corner.

All them sang on Traci's single

and I just wasn't invited.

I can sense Tamar is getting more and more upset

with our conversation.

Just have thick skin. I mean, it's-- let it go.

Why we have to get upset about it?

Why we gonna mess up the day?

A lot of moms talk to me

and they told me that they felt like they were the only one

that's going through changes with their kids

and they appreciate me showing them

that they can get through it all, especially with girls.

Yeah, 'cause sometimes I don't know how you do it, Mommy.

One thing that really-- I think really bothers me

is attitudes.

All the time, it just inflicts everything.

That gets to my spirit.

I don't even understand where it comes from.

We can't ever just shoot-- everything becomes--

and everyone tries to suppress it all.

It's really driving me crazy.

- Whose turn is it? -Yours.

- Oh, see? My bad. -You know, 'cause...

I don't think it's that serious

that we develop attitudes.

I just know, for me, I felt like

we were a lot closer before we did the show.

I felt like we didn't feel like we had something to prove

or something to counteract or camouflage.

I feel like we just were closer before the show.

What, you don't think that's true, though?

It is true, but...

- I don't-- - ...I just wanna finish.

Well, I don't think it's all negative things

that's come from the show.

I mean, it's been a lot of positivity.

Number one,

I know that I probably would have never put out an album.

I know Traci probably wouldn't have

gotten her start in background singing.

Oh, yes, I would have, too. Everybody know me.

Coming up on "Braxton Family Values"...

But I didn't even get my point out, though!

But wait!

I will not tolerate being disrespectful.

You know, guys, we gotta get it--

Tamar, come here!

Mommy, Mommy!

- Mommy! - Let her go!

We've been having a really great day,

you know, talking about what it's been like

to work with each other while filming this show,

and, unfortunately, there's some negative energy

and I really don't want this day to go off the rails right now.

I know that I probably would have never put out an album.

I know Traci probably wouldn't have

gotten her start in background singing.

Oh, yes, I would have, too. Everybody know me.

I said background singing.

I was talking about Toni.

Okay, then no.

But, Tamar, it's okay--

But I didn't even get my point out, though!

- But wait! - Let me tell you something,

it's really tough being the baby of the family

because everybody expects for you

to be the baby all of your life, and I'm not the baby.

I am the youngest, okay?

And sometimes it's really difficult

because you're trying to get your point across,

and they just feel like you don't have that right.

"Oh, now she got an attitude.

Look at Tamar!" Like, it ain't that.

It's frustrating as an adult,

as a person to not get your thoughts

or your point across, and it's just frustrating.

I don't think it's all negativity

that's come out of the the "Braxtons."

So, I mean, that's a good thing--

We talked about the positive.

We was saying-- I was saying--

I was about to-- I'm trying to get to T.D. Jakes.

All right.

- That's okay. - See?

I'm done. I can't do it anymore.

I'm done, for real. I can't. It's too much.

This attitude about everything, it's like, I'm a child.

I can't work under these kind of conditions.

Me either.

All right, then! Don't.

I can't take it anymore.

We can't ever seem to just have fun

without getting emotional all the time.

And everyone's sensitive, and I just wish Tamar

would just stop it. I can't take it.

She's my sister. I love her.

But we're just always arguing all the time.

And she always seems to be the ringleader.

She doesn't even see it.

She doesn't see herself.

I can't take it. I can't do it.

You know, Tamey, sit down for a minute.

What are you angry about?

I'm not angry about anything

and I'm not doing this here.

I'm not angry about nothing.

We gotta get it--

- Tamar... - Oh, God.

Mommy, Mommy!

- Mommy! -Let her go!

- Okay. - Let her go.

Camera, go, go, go!

Stop!

Well, you stop with that attitude.

No, you stop!

You don't do me that way!

I'm talking to you.

No, I'm gonna call you when they're not here.

- She 100 years old. -Don't do that, Mama.

- That's a grown woman. - Really? That's the problem.

Don't even baby her no more.

- That's the problem. - That's been the problem.

Tamar takes out her frustrations out on us.

We keep protecting Tamar, but we're hurting ourselves.

And I can't keep hurting myself.

Then don't do it! How about that!

I'm tired of you!

I don't know what's going on,

but Tamar, you'd better get it together, honey.

Something is going on with you.

You need to re- and check yourself.

Don't let her get you upset, Mama.

- She don't have enough... - No, she don't have to act a fool, though!

- All the time! - All the time!

I don't know what's going on.

I will not tolerate

Tamar being disrespectful to me,

because I've done nothing to you.

And even if I did, you don't--

there's just certain things you don't do.

I just asked her, I said,

- "What are you angry about?" - She's so angry.

- Tell us what you angry-- - I'm tired.

I can't take it.

She can't stop. She got to stop.

She gotta stop. She gotta stop.

Stop!

Something's going on with Tamar,

and it's starting to hurt our relationship

on and off camera.

She's messed up every situation.

We can't ever be happy.

We love you!

I think we need a Tamar intervention.

Something's going on with her.

I can see she's hurting, she's in pain,

she's lashing out much more than she ever has in the past.

It creates a serious rift in our family.

I definitely think we need to do something right away.

Girls, can y'all do me one big favor?

Yes. Stop talking about her?

Just stop talking about it,

'cause we talk about it and we down...

Just don't say nothing.