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Party like the weekend, you got me thinking, we could be a thing, yeah.

Gustavo gonna get new posters?

Seriously, when is he gonna get rid of these ancient relics? Boy City, now

residing in middle -aged Manville.

Oh, an angel angel.

You know, it's not bad. I would definitely take her out. And shouldn't

in the Attic poster be in the attic by now?

You know what? It is time for a new poster around here. And I think it

Big Time. Who are they?

And who's singing our song?

Ladies,

that sounded amazing.

What is that?

And why are they singing our song?

That is Cat's Crew, my new girl group. And it's not your song anymore.

It's theirs.

Make it count, play it straight.

Don't look back, don't hesitate.

When you go big time.

What you want, what you feel.

Never quit and make it real. When you go big time.

Listen to your heart now. Hey, hey.

Don't just give the rush.

We love that song. Oh, and may have a poster? We don't. We deserve an

explanation. They're not even signed yet. And Gustavo just made that poster

get Cat Sweet and her crew excited about coming to rock record.

Oh, so what you're saying is that Gustavo's already forgotten about it and

moved on.

Relax.

Gustavo is not going to forget about Big Time Rush.

back a while, because Kat's crew is on fire.

And I want to work with them a little longer, and not you.

Cindy,

that is so totally awesome.

You know, I think it is great how you made some new girlfriends online.

Yeah, well, I don't agree.

Sal, we're not buying pork bellies until they hit 39.

Right, Katie?

Mom, that's my stock blog, and the Asian market's open in 20 minutes.

Honey, I love you, but it's odd you don't have any friends your own age.

are you talking about? I've got Tyler.

Hiding a boy from an overzealous stage mom is not friendship.

Have you seen Tyler? We have an audition!

Sorry, haven't seen him.

Okay, where is he?

She wants me to do an underwear commercial.

Thanks, Katie.

Can't you at least... Find one new girlfriend your own age?

What about you, huh? I don't see you hanging with girlfriends.

Uh, maybe because I'm chasing four boys and a daughter all day trying to keep

things sane around here.

Studies have shown that a lack of interpersonal relationships eventually

to social isolation.

You're both gonna grow old and live alone with a bunch of cats.

Okay,

let us find some friends.

Keep out!

We had a really cool video idea for the song, too.

We're captains of a spaceship, and this evil space villain beams us down to his

planet and zaps us with a dance break.

But we hit him with our secret weapon.

Pew, pew, pew! Pew, pew!

And we defeat him. That's a really good idea. That's brilliant! How did we not

do that?

That's amazing, which is why it should be our song, because we sing way better

than them. Oh, and their poster is stupid.

One,

this is... This is going to be our studio soon.

Two, we sing way better than you. And three, we're your poster.

Logan?

Well, they're clearly younger than us, and girls, so beating them up isn't an

option. Uh, accept defeat and welcome them to rock records?

Tell Gustavo to give us our song back, and we'll think about it. Forget it.

Well... We're better dancers than you, which is very important in music videos

and is exactly how we're going to win our song back.

They dance

better than Big Time Rush and they will excel in a video.

Great. Ladies, take a break and take a look around the studio, which could be

yours.

Just like the cats are taking over the dog house.

Oh, they're sassy. We're not good with sassy. Hey, we are very good with

sassy.

So, are you enjoying your time at the Palmwoods?

Yes, we are.

And you're looking for new friends like us?

Yes, we are.

So, where are you from?

Yes, we are.

They don't speak English.

Yeah, I know.

We're out here trying to break into the circus business.

My mom's in line, by the way.

There's no drink there, Ma!

Here's how it's going to go down.

Red, you keep the getaway car idling, while Babyface keeps a lookout for the

carpet.

Ah, girlfriend search going well?

It's going great.

We just need some normal people to move into the palm woods.

Hi, my daughter and I are new here, and we heard you could get bocce balls at

the front desk.

Hey, do you mind if my daughter and I join you for a friendly game?

That sounds great. We'll meet you there.

In your face, fuzzball.

Told you we could be friendly.

We are Big Time Rush, and we can totally take three 14 -year -old girls.

You can't hit us. We know.

Just give us the song back.

It was ours first.

Plus, we have an awesome idea for a video with villains and a spaceship and

beer.

Oh, wow.

This music video is taking place in an alley with dancing, explosions,

and stars up. Not you.

Yeah? Well, this song has a rap in it, and only Logain knows what's what.

Don't want to get nasty, but this is how it rocks. This is Big Time Rush's

house, not a kitty litter box. And you've got posters on the wall, but it

no thing, because we're going to rock this out and put posters on the wall

eventually.

What?

Too much pressure, okay?

Listen up now, because this is how it goes. This is Cat's house now, and not

stupid bros. And I mean it when I scream it, and no need to read between it.

Because you know that we always attack it. Big time rush is going to end up

boys in the attic. Just another distant memory on the wall.

You can't hit us.

So how did boys in the attic end up anyway?

Boys in the Attic, also known as BIA, was producer Gustavo Rock's first

successful band, but quickly fell out of favor and dropped from the label soon

after Rock Records signed the girl group Angel Angel. That's just like us!

Where are they now?

Uh, Boys in the Attic still reside in LA and are working on a comeback at the

studio. Mapping!

Are you sure this is the place?

According to the fan site, which has over nine followers.

Big time rush.

You've been expecting me, huh?

What?

Go.

Okay. Let's play some bocce.

That is five games to donut.

Want to go again?

I think we've had enough.

Yeah, you might have come on a bit too strong.

You play to win, not to lose.

But look, we haven't seen your son.

And has it occurred to you that he doesn't want to be an actor?

Okay,

she's gone.

Thanks. We can't keep hiding you forever.

Only eight more years, I promise.

So, you actually live in an attic?

Just until our comeback blows up. What?

Oh, kick it.

Yeah,

um, why are you reading a medical book and not dancing?

I always wanted to be a doctor. So if this doesn't work, I'm gonna go to med

school.

Did you guys have a comb on yet or a sandwich?

The pretty one.

Look, we just need to know what happened to you guys.

What happened to BIA is the same thing that's happening to BTR.

And we walk into the studio one day and there's a poster of Angel Angel up on

the wall. Like, why are they singing one of our songs?

And the next thing you know, it's him.

Bye -bye, boys in the attic. Ticket!

Hello, Ma!

We're rehearsing up here!

So, this whole thing started when you lost a song to a new girl group?

Yep.

We've brought you two here to show you some startling numbers if you decide to

sign Cat's Crew.

If you look at these projections carefully, you'll see.

Big Time Rush's record sales with no girl group in the studio skyrocket,

Rock Records an estimated $451 million.

Impressive. But with two bands in the studio, sales plummet. Rock Records goes

bankrupt, and you get so stressed.

You die.

Are you through?

We just saved your life.

But, according to our sales projections reports, sales profits with Cat's Crew

will be $1 billion.

Oh, and according to this pie chart, girl groups rock and boys are stupid.

That is so not true!

Yes, it is!

You will stop being stupid like the dogs.

And dogs, stop being stupid!

Both sides have been warned.

You're not going to stop being stupid, are you?

You've seen the research, haven't you?

And you two need to fix your antisocial tendencies before you can make friends.

Look who's talking.

Your best friend is the plunger.

You leave Plungy out of this.

We can do this.

Somewhere here are our future friends.

Hate meth. So we become the slobbiest dogs in town.

They get the world's best studio in town.

And they get disgusted and sign a contract with not Gustavo. Let's get

The plan is what this is.

Cats are me.

So when they keep slipping and sliding on the rock record's dance floor, they

will yell at Gustavo and quit.

run to a different studio when they get a whiff of a big -time stinkball.

I can't believe Gustavo gave his private bathroom to a girl group.

He didn't.

Oh, no.

Have you had time to discuss getting your poster on the wall?

What are we going to do?

He's going to pick them over us. I'm freaking out. I'll tell you what we're

going to do.

Let history repeat itself.

We'll show you how to get rid of the cats.

We're going to need soap, water, a really big sponge, 12 rolls of toilet

three anchovy pizzas, a tuna fish sandwich.

and gout medicine.

Okay, we've got you everything you've asked for. Now, how do we use this stuff

to take down Cat Crew?

First, we eat this food.

I take a sponge bath.

Hi -yo!

Oh, yeah. Now I can dance.

Now, when we were trying to destroy Angel Angel, We'd egg them every time

came to the studio.

Eggs. Got it.

What else?

Next, stay up all night like we did, prank -hauling them so they're too tired

sing in the morning.

Burn!

Wait, if you spent all your time pestering Angel Angel, wouldn't you find

to practice your music?

This isn't about music.

It's about getting rid of a girl group.

Now, how much do you guys know about flaming poop bags?

Why aren't you writing this down?

You don't want to end up like this, do you?

We will if we keep acting like this.

Hey, man, it's kill or be killed in this business.

All Gustavo cares about is money.

Once Kat's crew outsells Big Time Rush, you guys are going to be big time

finished.

Yep, that's what I'm talking about.

Huh? What's that?

One, two, one.

And I've never been so humiliated in all my life!

Okay, I guess we should think about getting some cats.

I just stopped by to say that you are not very friendly.

We know.

But your son doesn't want to be an actor.

So I think it's time that we all face the facts.

I just wanted something special for Tyler. A better life, you know?

I should just stop this insanity and take Tyler back to Indiana.

You can't do that. I love it here.

But you can't have it both ways.

Well, maybe you can let him have some fun now and then. How about no auditions

before 3 p .m.? He gets some fun time, and you still get a shot at the big

I could use a break from chasing him. In fact, just... Sitting with you is nice.

Then it's a deal.

But I'm still going to hide Tyler from you.

I look forward to it.

Tyler?

Tyler!

Tyler!

Well, looks like somebody made some friends.

Katie, meet you in the park for some bocce?

I'll be there.

Dog! I'm glad you're here.

Sit down.

This does not look good.

I have something I have to say to all of you.

I love both bands at this table, but I will not go through

what I went through back in the 90s. Now, Cat's crew is extremely talented

dance and sing amazingly.

But the dogs have always stuck by me.

And I have to do the same.

And stick with them.

No matter how stupid they are!

You girls are great, and somebody is going to make you stars. Just not here

Rock Records.

Come on, crew.

Let's roll.

Wait! What? No, wait!

James, get up.

Cat's crew is extremely talented, and you should definitely sign them,

We were the ones who acted like jerks. Not them. We got jealous.

They got a poster. We didn't get a poster.

And we don't want to live together in an attic with gout.

Bingo.

We'll say on one condition.

You guys sing I Know You Know.

We'll sing it on one condition.

You do the rap.

And you guys can be in our spaceship music video where we crush the evil

with our secret weapon.

And the villain come down into an alley where there's dance and explosions.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I am the producer here. I make all the music and video decisions.

Really? You think you could beat the dogs and the cat?

Yeah. Because I am the big dog and the king of the jungle. And I say no

spaceship explosive alley video.

Hey, baby, you're driving me crazy. It ain't about what you've done for me

lately. It's all about you, no lie. is the truth. Just want to say I got a big

time crush on you.

Get some peace and quiet.

And this is way overdue.

And what about our poster? What about your poster?