All language subtitles for Big Time Rush s02e12e13 Big Time Beach Party

It's the boys I own.

Griffin, do you remember the deal you
made with us? The one where you catch

destroy my clone and I buy you all
jetpacks?

No. The deal where you let us use your
Malibu beach house for the day if we get

a number one record!

It's true. Big Time Rush officially has
a number one record in

Kerplankistan.

You never said where it had to be.

Well played.

Now, there are two rules in my beach
house. One, don't go near my priceless

Vos collection.

And two, don't even look at my car
collection.

Enjoy! Or don't. I don't care.

How long do they do this?

It's hard to say.

They once did it for three hours.

Feel the burn!

What's that?

Make it count, play it straight.

Don't look back, don't hesitate.

When you go big time.

What you want, what you feel. Never quit
and make it real. When you roll big

time.

Listen to your heart. Now, hey, hey,
don't you

feel the rush?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Don't shake it up once you've got a
lose.

Go and make your luck with the luck you
choose.

If you want it all, make it all the
right.

It's the only life you've got, so you've
got to live it big.

Do you think, cripple of mine, that we
invited some friends?

Ah, it's just a couple people.

Hi, Camille. Here.

Uh, Jennifer.

So, here.

Get started.

Dang, it's ukulele time.

And our Malibu chauffeur.

Here. Just remember, if anybody asks,
I'm just taking you to the airport.

No, no, no. That is not proper
beachwear.

I have to do reshoots for our big
Mountain Blizzard mystery episode.

But it's the best beach day ever.

And I bought a beach blanket that we
were going to sit on and stuff.

I'll have my driver get me out there as
soon as we're done.

You don't let any beach babes take my
spot on that blanket, okay?

I won't. Goodbye, kid.

Party bus.

You said party quite... You bet I did.

Let's roll!

Good morning, sweetheart.

Did they not put sunblock on like I told
them? Cover themselves from head to

toe.

Then why is it still sealed?

Please.

closest you've gotten in years. I have
been entrusted by parents to protect

their children, and I will not expose
them to the harmful rays of the sun.

To the beach!

Oh, I hate the beach.

So what are my eyes?

Seagulls dive -bombing for your cheese
puffs?

Celebrity beach houses where you could
get an autograph.

On this contract naming me as their new
manager.

I'm in.

Let's roll.

Hey, what's with the emergency Saturday
meeting? Boy blast.

August of 97.

After their first album, Livin' Large,
hit number one, they celebrated by

renting a beach house in Malibu. Yeah,
so?

While there, they discovered the laid
-back lifestyle of beach babes and zero

need for footwear.

Yeah, so?

Their second album, Livin' at the Beach,
failed to make the top 100.

Their third album, If You Want Us, We're
at the Beach, and not recording, was

their last.

I think you're overreacting. Big Time
Rush is not Boy Blast. That's what I

thought until I got this message!

You don't know we're going to Manaboo!
We're never coming back!

Okay, what are we going to do?

We are going to turn their best beach
day ever into their worst.

Beach day ever.

Best beach day ever.

Hey, what's going on here? I haven't
seen so many dancing teens on this beach

since the 60s.

Go on.

We're taking over the beach house for
the day.

Ah, and your girl's busy, but you're
trying to make the best of it.

How did you know that?

Because I'm you from the future.

No, no, no, no. I'm J .D. I live about
four houses down.

But this is a magical beach.

Really? Oh, yeah. All the beach movies
in history were made on this very

beach. All stories filled with muscle
man.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, old dude.

And the big kahoos, looking for that
perfect way.

And I will find it.

And mad science.

The only thing that's missing is the
beach bay.

I can't believe it.

It's Candle Night from Big Time Rush.

Oh! Oh!

I am on a beach blanket with kind of
light.

Now, there is one more thing.

Can we take a picture?

But I can't remember what it was.

Big smile.

Serious.

Hello, ladies.

I didn't see you guys there.

Smiring my muscles.

Carlos, we're not here because we like
you.

We're here because we like fancy Malibu
beach houses.

So please maintain a five -foot radius
until you get a fancy beach house.

What money can you find with that thing?

I read one guy found a ring on the beach
for $50 ,000.

What are you doing? I need to buy a
beach house. No, forget it. I have to

for med school.

Okay, how about this? I do all the
digging while you sip on some lemonade

I'll fan you.

Well, breeze does feel nice.

And I do like sipping lemonade.

All right.

Let's get rich, partner.

Hello, Tasty Wave.

I'm James Diamond.

I'll be riding you today.

James is going to surf.

Here comes the wave.

Oh, that's a big wave.

That's a big wave.

Stupid big time, dude.

But this girl pulled you out of the
water.

Did I need mouth -to -mouth
resuscitation?

No.

Darius! Come on.

Well, if you're going to save my life,
at least you can tell me your name.

Oh, it's... It's Annie.

Russell Brand lives right next door.

He'd be a perfect first client for night
management.

Promise me you won't break any
harassment laws?

I won't if you won't.

Good luck, sweetie.

Get something?

I got something! Yes! Yes!

It's a giant silver earring!

This thing must be worth like...

Oh, that's a boat.

Here you go, boy.

Ah, a map to a fabulous treasure.

Much too large for one man to spend
alone.

Well, bye, boys.

Fletchy! Fletchy!

Fletchy, wait up! Fletchy!

Fletchy! Fletchy!

Okay,

last one. Okay, last one.

I mean, Carla's tunes and Logan are
okay, but when you sing, it's like

singing to me.

I, uh, really?

My boyfriend has my favorite song
playing in my head right now.

Cool. Hey, Sandy, it's been really fun
hanging out. But, uh, I

gotta go back up to the house for some
things.

Oh!

Okay.

Bye, Kendall.

Bye.

and scuttlebutter on your phone.

Okay.

I will.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Hello,

sweetheart.

Did you forget something?

Mom!

How cool to see you at the... Oh, no!

Oh, you can run, but you can't hide!

Stay. Ever.

Oh, no, I didn't.

I broke up with my boyfriend.

Then we can go out.

Sandy.

Sandy. Sandy.

Sandy, no. Sandy, no. Sandy,

you're a really sweet girl, but I
already have a girlfriend.

I know.

Me.

Check out your scuttlebutter page. I
updated your status in your photos.

Oh, this is bad.

Hey, you.

Who's that on the beach blanket kissing
you?

Not my new girlfriend, because you are
my girlfriend.

Me only like you.

He loves me now, Joe.

Bye.

Phew, that was awkward.

Sandy, give me the phone so I can call
Joe and straight fix it.

Oh, Kendall, there is no need to hide
from our love.

Help! Kendall, come back! I love you!

Ooh, new girl.

Now, this map has been in my family for
hundreds of years, and it's special.

Blah, blah, blah. Where's the gold?

I've got it by my pants. I have no idea.

No one in the family can ever read its
strange moon man language.

Yeah, it's upside down.

Are you serious?

You think this rich treasure of mine
searched the beach where the sun don't

shine?

It's right on the beach. Take the beach
street. Take the beach street. New

girl. Treasure!

Treasure! Treasure! Treasure!

You must be a really strong swimmer to
pull me all the way into shore.

Well, you could say I grew up in the
water.

How about some lunch? Oh, I could steam
up some of these clams. Oh, no, no, no.

Don't bother.

I like them raw.

Do you excuse me just for a minute?

Oh, hey, Dan. What's up?

What? What? What are you doing?

What? What?

What would you say if I told you that
the girl who saved my life earlier today

is a mermaid?

So how do I find out?

Well, in the movie, mermaids on land had
to avoid getting wet because they would

immediately sprout a tail.

So all I have to do is get her down to
the beach and get her wet.

Not without sunblock, you're not.

Mrs. Knight, lovely to see you, and
dance party!

Oh,

it's on.

Oh,

it's on.

Marvin, I'm going to have to turn around
now. I'm being tapped.

Can I help you with something?

No, but I can help you. Katie Knight,
Knight Management.

That's charming. What, do you want an
autograph or something like that? Is

an autograph?

Yes, on this talent contract, giving me
the authority to take your career into

the stratosphere.

That's charming. Just one moment.

Marvin, you promised to organize a
party, and it's not going well. I've got

chairs. I've not got any ice sculptures,
and worst of all, there is no

centerpiece. I'm angry, Marvin.

Now, Katie, I need you to study hard, go
to college, and then come back here and

we'll discuss things then. Oh, I'll be
back sooner than that.

Whoa, whoa, excuse me.

Where are the vegetarian cocktail
weenies? Nobody ordered cocktail

Hey, I specifically asked for vegetarian
cocktail weenies. I had a dream. I want

weenies at my party. I want my party to
be full of weenies.

Remedy it.

Here's the plan. Your sense of smell is
directly connected to your memory,

right? Right.

Or we could forget the plan and go have
a fun day at the beach.

No. Now, all we have to do is release
this barrage of stink bombs in Griffin's

house. That way, when BTR thinks of the
beach, all they'll think is stink.

And never want to return.

Now, get the back door!

I can't see the door!

Oh!

Oh, I can taste it!

Hey!

There's a crazy fangirl who's after me
who thinks she's my new girlfriend, so

help me get rid of her because I brought
you to this beach house and please.

Whoopee cushion?

That's it?

That's me family treasure?

Oh, what a rip.

Oh, wait, wait, wait. It has writing on
it.

If you found me cushion that sounds like
poo, walk 90 paces south for your next

treasure clue.

It's not a treasure map.

It's a treasure hunt.

Get used to it.

MG!

Kendall Wright!

Can I be one of your many crazed fan
girlfriends that you can't commit to?

Boom.

What can I say? I'm the selfish,
spoiled, celebrity jerk face who you

want to dump right now.

Oh, Kendall.

I know you're just doing this to make me
jealous, but I'm not the jealous type.

But I wonder if Joe is.

Oh, no, no, no. Don't put the mixture.

Jennifer's on your beach blanket.

Look, Joe, I can explain everything.

He hung up again.

Hey!

You owe me a new phone.

Best beach day ever.

you're drawn to someone.

Yeah. And it isn't anything they could
have said or done.

I don't know what kind of guy that you
prefer, but I know I gotta put myself

forward. See, I think I got the kind of
love that you deserve.

Can't you see?

All I really want to be is your
boyfriend.

Can't fight that.

Knock me down, you know. I'm coming
right back. I don't care at all what

done before.

All I really want is to be your
boyfriend. Tell me that I'm waiting

Every day like slumdog millionaire.

Bigger than the twilight love affair.

I'll be here, girl, I swear. Looking for
a confession.

Looking for a boyfriend.

Can't you see all I really wanna be is
your

boyfriend? Can't fight that, knock me
down, you know I'm coming right back.

Chair, catching up on my reading.

Can this day get any worse?

Kendall! Ah, there you are. I just
remembered what I forgot. A bad guy

shows up halfway through the movie to
beat you up.

What?

So,

you're the dead man who stole my
standing.

To get pummeled.

I told you it was a magical beach.

Look,

Pat, it's over.

Kendall and I are in love, and we're
going to make a life together.

Not a true thing.

It's time for Kat to get back.

You've got to settle this like men.

With a surf contest or a dance -off.

No?

No.

This isn't over, Hollywood.

Oh, Kendall.

You're so brave the way you fought for
me.

Hey, um, if you need us, we'll be up on
the bluff.

We're only 800 paces away from finding
our treasure.

No, don't go, don't go, don't go. And if
you need me, I'll be in love with a

mermaid.

James, please don't go. James, James,
help, please. Help, help, help.

798, 799,

800.

Scratchy Digger is a million -dollar
beach house!

Patchy, this house isn't your treasure.
This house was built on top of the

treasure. Well then, let's start
digging, boys!

No, no, are you nuts?

We can't smash Griffin's million -dollar
house. We have to start digging in the

basement below this very spot.

Perfect! Griffin will never notice if
we're digging around in his dusty old

basement.

Of course it's filled with this
priceless mean funds collection!

Marvin,

why aren't the Black Eyed Peas
available?

I need a band to make the party
successful and I'm still waiting on my

And my ice sculpture.

And my centerpiece.

I don't know you.

Is that...

A jelly bean likeness of my head.

A centerpiece that you and your party
guests will never forget.

Listen, Katie, you're very sweet, but I
can't have a little tiny sweet ten -year

-old as my manager, can I?

Why not?

Whoa. See, I can be aggressive.

Yes, that was daunting.

Hey, Russell, the script's just arrived.

Um... Right, I'm actually in the middle
of organizing a shindig. Just say I'll

do anything beginning with the letter N
and anything where I have a monkey

sidekick. Tell you what, let me eyeball
these for you and I will get back to you

with full coverage.

Thank you. You can't be my manager,
you're too small.

I don't care if she's a mermaid.

She's sweet, she's got feet, and I'm
falling for her.

Hi.

Then I think you should go and be with
her.

Oh, there you are.

Hey. Hi.

Did I make you jealous of that girl you
were with?

No, she's just a friend.

Good.

Because I was kind of hoping we could be
more than friends.

Wow, you guys are cute together.

Talk to James.

Uh,

yeah, I was just about to make out
there.

I just remembered the end of Mertines 4.

If you kiss a mermaid, you turn into a
merman.

Hey.

My dad just called, and he needs my help
at the ocean floor.

So, maybe I'll see you later?

Great! Yeah, that would be awesome.
Let's meet up.

Later. Bye.

What do I do? I think I'm in love.

Not now, jazzy jeans.

The X really necessary.

Hey, come on. That looks cool.

So what's the big deal anyways?

You're super ugly.

Stop doing that.

Those are thousands of years old and
priceless.

told us not to be in here. Oh, who
cares?

Buried under this floor are riches
beyond our wildest dreams. And if we

vase, we'll buy him a new one. Yeah,
he's right, Logan.

Where did you get the jackhammer?

Jackhammer store.

Thank you.

I'm sure you know how to work one of
these things.

How hard could it be?

Thanks, Mom.

Kendall!

Honey,

honey!

Honey, you have got to be firm with this
girl. Just tell her that you are never,

ever going to date her, and she should
go back to her boyfriend.

Just give me some lemonade, and I'll
think about it.

Okay. Before you surrender yourself to a
life under the sea, we have to see if

you can handle it.

fray in the ocean.

So, you're going to have to get used to
smelling like fish.

Now, mermaids

don't eat cheeseburgers. So, are you
prepared to give up this for this?

Who am I kidding? I love cheeseburgers.
And man spray.

And my feet.

Then you're going to have to tell Amy
it's over.

We're just from two different worlds.

Think she'll notice?

and prepare to gaze upon the rich
treasure of Scratchy the Pirate.

It locked.

All right, boys, we gave it a good shot,
didn't we?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Stand back, boys, because

the Pirate has got this.

Everybody just think.

Oh, oh, oh, it's got me in shock.

Kendall!

Sandy, we need to talk.

I know, because you can't wait to wear
our promise ring.

Oh, no.

Yo, Kendall, Joe called. She's looking
for you.

She doesn't sound happy.

Promise rings!

Joe, this is a long story, but it can
explain everything.

She threw the phone again.

Hey!

Sandy, I don't want this promise ring.
There's nothing between us. And there

never will be.

I've been trying to be nice all day.
It's not working. So I need you to leave

alone. I understand.

Tad!

He hurt my feelings.

Beat him up. What?

First you deal with my girlfriend, then
you hurt her feelings?

It's Tad getting mad time.

You can play this game.

Guys!

Hi, James.

Is that what I was going for? I've been
giving this some thought. There's only

one way to settle this. A drag race.

I can think of like 57 other ways to
settle this. Yeah, if Kendall wins, you

troublemakers leave the beach forever.

But if Tad wins, Kendall and all his
Hollywood friends leave the beach never

return again.

What?

Sounds like someone is chicken.

Check it out, everyone.

Hollywood is chicken.

Because he knows when it comes to drag
racing against Tad, he'll lose.

Bad!

Drag race! Drag race! Drag race! Drag
race! Drag race! Drag race! Come on!

Perfect!

All we have to do is make sure Kendall
loses the drag race. That way BTR can

never come back to this beach again.

Or we can get off this dangerous fluff
and just have a fun day at the beach.

It's a beautiful day.

My plan's better. High five!

I hate the beat.

Woo! Drag Race it is.

ATVs, Sycamore Beach.

One hour. Be there.

On your ATV.

For the drag race that we're having.

Don't forget. I got it.

You made a big mistake falling in love
with me.

The drag race?

That's the way of the beach.

I'll let you use my ATV.

Yeah, one problem. I've never driven an
ATV in my life.

Then what are you doing challenging...

Where did you get a cannon?

Cannon store.

Less talking, more blasting.

Wait a minute.

How did we miss that?

That was our only cherry boy.

Yes.

No.

You should be wearing gloves.

Marvin, the party starts in two hours'
time. You promised me a rocking band.

scanning the horizon and there is no...
What do you mean they should be here?

Marvin, I'm not happy.

Fellas, could you stop those sounds just
for a moment so I can maybe think?

all this skirt and i have decided that
you should do this one fumble bums the

football bird out of water story appeals
to your core base and your monkey

sidekick makes it family friendly thus
guaranteeing a hundred mil plus opening

weekend monkey sidekick huh focus on the
maybe pile katie

I'm very impressed with a lot of your
achievements today, but realistically, I

can't have a little ten -year -old
manager, can I? I'm a respectable,

man. Sign with night management right
now, and I will have a rocking band with

an international number one hit here in
an hour.

Listen, kid, don't play mind games with
me.

Plus, I've already got a fantastic, more
than adequate band here already. Hit

it, guys!

Listen to that. How can I be defeated?

Just break it to her gently.

And don't get caught up in the moment
and kiss her.

I know you do that sometimes.

No problemo.

With Mermado.

Hey!

Hey, I was just on my way to the beach
house.

Annie, I'm sorry. There can be no more
beach house for us.

Or beach.

Or eating clams on the ocean floor.

I don't understand. I thought that we
were... Okay.

A different world.

But I'll never forget you.

I'm not really sure what that means.

But I'm hoping this will change your
mind.

Jed, no!

The mermaid's kiss!

The transformation is a...

just gonna take exactly you're not a
mermaid are you what no what no no you

you grew up in the water you ate a clam
shell it all and you said you just

talked to your dad have the ocean more
yeah i've been a competitive swimmer

since i was three i ate the clamshell
and all because it's a trick that my dad

taught me who owns the ocean floor

Pretend these last few minutes here
never happened.

I think you're lucky you're cute.

That's a yes.

I'm going to be coming down to this
beach a lot more often.

Not a chance of losing that drag race,
you're not.

Let's go.

Man, we had no luck today.

Which is weird considering I've had me
lucky key with me the whole time.

It's been in me family for generations.

Give me that.

We're rich!

We're rich! We're rich! We're rich!

I'm gonna prepay for med school. I'm
gonna get my beach house for the

I'm gonna buy another cannonball.

I'm going to use this to pay for my
priceless Ming Voss collection and my

car.

You do realize I have surveillance
cameras everywhere.

Of course you do. Okay,

I'm going to go make a sandwich.

Well, boys, we didn't get the treasure,
but at least we had a rousing pirate

adventure. Yeah, true.

And next week, we're going after me
great -great -grandpappy Snuggie's

Oh, no.

Oh, not if Kendall loses that drag race,
you won't. Come on.

What the hell?

Yo,

Kendall. What's going on, man?

Drag race.

If Kendall wins, You kids can stay at
the beach and Tad has to leave. But if

wins, you have to leave and never
return.

We can't leave the beach!

I had no choice!

Now are you going to stand there and
criticize me? Or support your best

Who's this rat, Ray?

It's time for Tad to get rat!

This is actually pretty fun. I told you
this was a magical view.

hits the brakes, loses the race, and BTR
can never return to

Malibu.

Sandy, there is nothing between us. Joe
is my girlfriend.

And she's the only one I want sitting
next to me on that blanket.

And Billy, she called me to see what was
going on.

Don't leave that beach.

I'm on my way.

I told you, kid.

Everything works out in the end.

Now, all we need is a big ending beach
song.

Hey!

How would you guys like to rock Russell
Brand's beach party tonight?

Ladies and gentlemen, and VIPs, please
welcome Big Time Rush!

feel put down. I try to shake it off
quick. With my shing by my side, the

does a trick. I love to dance right on
the spot.

This beat's really hot.

Russell, baby!

Didn't I tell you I'd take care of
everything?

This party is on fire!

Marvin, my new manager, Katie, took care
of everything.

What? You can't hire a ten -year -old
manager.

so much and we'll leave.

Make it clear.