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What are you doing?

Snapchatting. Why, what's up?

Don't you think you should be studying or something?

It's the weekend. Why would I be studying?

Well, I mean, maybe get a little extra time cracking the books. I don't need

My grades are perfectly fine.

Yeah, I know, because you're a smart one. That's why Mom and Dad sent you to

college and I got to work.

Yeah, no shit.

So your grades are fine?

Yeah, they should be perfectly fine.

Well, as you know, I only have a high school education.

Uh -huh. So could you explain the term academic suspension to me?

Use small words because I'm pretty fucking stupid.

Wow.

You should not be getting into my mail. That's actually a federal offense.

It's sent to this address.

I live here.

Sent to this address, but is it addressed specifically to you? It

residents. You're right. You're right. It was addressed to mom and dad because

they were paying for tuition.

So, I guess mom and dad will punish me and I guess I can turn you into KPI.

So, I should go ahead and give this to dad?

No, you shouldn't.

You sure? It feels like the right thing to do.

But, I mean, I haven't taken, like, ethics classes. You don't know what the

right thing to do is.

You're not that bright.

So, what should I do with this?

You should tear that up.

Put it in the shredder.

Now, I'm not good at thinking, but I might have to think about that.

No.

So, let me ask, what have you been doing in college all this time?

I've been doing my classes.

You've been doing your classes, or you've been, like, doing Fat Boys?

Maybe both.

Yeah. See, like, Mom and Dad never, like, caught on to, like, the fact that

you're the biggest snob in school.

Because you had, like, the grade, and your dad was a princess.

But, you know, I didn't even know.

Maybe.

Some night.

Why would I fucking show you, pervert?

You're my brother. That's not right.

Yeah.

I ain't learning right from wrong.

So this probably is.

If I can calculate this, it's that you do what I fucking tell you to. You

fucking jerk.

I am.

So, uh, you stand up.

Take a shot.

In your short little fucking dress that you walk around in.

Happy?

At least all the beer you've been drinking hasn't made you fat.

I mean, I think maybe you might want to take, like, some fitness classes, but

you still look all right.

I look perfectly fine, and I don't think I need to take any fitness classes.

Thank you very much.

Well, maybe you at least feel a bit of pain in the nose.

So, is this just, you just do underwear? Because I'm pretty sure,

from what I've seen in those movies about people constantly girl -shaving

No. No. Fuck no. You're not seeing my fucking tits.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I don't know. Get a degree and figure it out.

So, just to recap, what does this mean again?

That needs to be shredded.

That needs to be fucking shredded.

I think it means I get to see our tits.

Fucking... Okay, what the fuck ever. But you better fucking shred that.

Understood?

Not that many people.

God.

No,

you said you wanted to look.

I'm not.

Yeah, I'm fucking sure I'm not pregnant.

I would know better.

I know my body better than that.

No.

No.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You're not going to see any more. This is enough.

Imagine if I didn't play your chance and you still get fucking thrown out of the

house.

Fine.

Don't be shy.

I'm going to strut it like you do with a tool.

Different. How many walks this year have you done?

That's none of your fucking business.

Yeah. I'm surprised you're not a good commentator.

Well,

you use those at least, right?

Maybe.

You're in barebacking?

You dirty slut.

That's good to know.

Why is that good to know?

So, um,

let's move those hands.

I do take care of myself.

I think so.

I'm sure I'm doing it right.

I'm not really sure your judgment can be trusted.

Please stop waving that in my fucking face. Oh,

bullshit.

You don't have any degrees.

Now,

since you're like one

more bad grade away from being like a stripper.

No. No.

I can't do that. This is fucking weird.

You're a fucking pervert.

Dude.

No, I haven't.

Sit back.

Look

at

the little naked librarian.

Take your glasses off, because you're not wearing any work at the strip club.

Shut the fuck up, you asshole.

Quit pushing this so far.

We're going a little further. Go ahead.

How much further?

I don't know. To your grade drop, I guess.

Just rub it a little bit.

It'll put you in a good mood.

God, this is so wrong.

This is not fun.

Can I stop yet?

You haven't done a good job at it yet.

Dude, this is awkward.

Alright, just pretend I'm like...

Thank you.

I don't think so.

Just do it like you really do it.

I'm trying. It's kind of hard with you watching.

It's pretty awkward. I don't see how you can be a literacy pervert.

I don't think

I'm

that wild I'm not that wild

Well, it's not that you're wild, but I mean, maybe you just can't resist a

I can resist.

Really?

Oh, just jerk it for me.

Really?

That good?

Happy about that? I think you can do better.

You should just be happier getting it.

Put some spit on it or something.

Dude, you're selfish.

Happy?

I think you'll know what happens when I'm happy. I'm sure you learned that in

college.

Well, it's already hard, so you're already happy.

You're not really that good with your hands, are you?

I'm perfectly fine with my hands. I just don't care how much you get pleased.

Then you're going to be doing this like all day.

Well, you know what? I have a better idea.

Instead of like running your mouth, why don't you use your mouth?

Really?

Really, dude?

Or you could be fucking homeless when mom and dad kick you out.

Oh, that's why you don't use your hands.

you don't you no no all right i'll make you a deal

if your pussy's not super wet right now then i'll leave you alone

but if it is then you're exactly the kind of slut without

stick it right in there exactly the kind of slut

Oh my god!

He just came all over my dick.

Fuck you.

Oh, God.

You're breaking my fucking pussy.

Little frat boys haven't been fucking you right.

All right.

You're going to get better at fucking swallowing. What the fuck have you

in college?

Are you fucking kidding me? Why the fuck would you come in my mouth?

Well, I'm not going to come in your pussy.

You're probably not even on fucking birth control.

Fucking asshole.

Well, why don't you go study, get those grades up.

Okay? Okay.

You better shred that fucking paper.

Mm -hmm.

We'll see what the next letter from the cop says.

Hey, how you doing?

What the fuck are you doing in my room?

Just came to see how you're doing.

Get out.

See if maybe you're feeling lonely.

No, I'm not lonely. Can you please just get out of my room?

Hey, we had a really good time, you know, a couple weeks ago.

So, you know, we're home alone.

I don't want to do anything. No, you're good.

You already did what you got to do.

We're good. Get out.

I've been studying. I've been doing what I need to do. Get out of my room.

Yeah, your grades are up, huh?

Yeah, they are.

That's, uh, pretty impressive considering how much you've been, like,

like, whoring around town.

Well, I've been working hard. Now get out.

Yeah, you know, you should be careful.

I am careful.

Really? Yeah.

Don't they say something like that the morning after pill is not?

Dude, get out.

That's not fucking cool.

Why are you going through my shit?

Go through your shit all the time.

What do you think Dad's going to say to a little princess that's fucking around,

taking the morning after pill?

Well, at least I have my grades up.

Yeah, that's going to really fucking matter.

So, anyway, they're not going to be home for a couple hours, but do you want to,

like, talk to them about this together?

Or should I just let them go?

I don't want to deal with that conversation. Can you please just not do

Well, maybe.

You know, since you have these needs.

No.

It's not fucking cool, no. Get out.

Are you sure? Do you want to go with this?

I really just don't want to deal with any of this right now. Can you please?

Alright, listen.

I know I was just a little, you know, hard on you last night.

Just, just give me, you know, a little... Really?

Come on, you didn't hate it last time.

I didn't love it either.

Yeah, right.

You already, just... If it'll shut you up.

Let me see you naked, though. You know, it'll make it go faster.

Really?

Happy? Oh, you'll see in a second.

Alright, now listen. I like really, really slow, soft blowjobs. You know,

really take your time.

She wouldn't be uncomfortable.

Really?

My hair keeps getting in the way

So you're going to tell me you don't love my dick?

If it wasn't attached to you.

You can pretend I'm someone else.

I'm trying to. It's kind of hard with the lights on.

No special time? No? Why would I think about that?

I'm sure you have, though.

Yeah.

I'm kind of disappointed you fucking started studying again.

I'm just glad that you're a slut.

A fucking reckless slut.

Oh, shut up.

I wasn't expecting what happened either.

I mean, I didn't expect you to have the hottest, tightest pussy I've ever had.

You really gotta talk about it like that.

Alright, I'll make it the same deal as last time.

If your pussy's not dripping wet right now, I won't fucking bother you anymore.

But if it is...

Uh huh.

I'm an attorney slut.

You're my attorney slut. I'm your attorney slut.

He went off.

Whoa. What the fuck? You came in me.

What else was I supposed to do?

I mean, you got those fucking pills, right?

I guess.

So, maybe I'll just come by here tomorrow night when Mom and Dad are out?

Maybe. We'll see.

Maybe?

Okay, okay.

You gonna fuck anyone else?

No.

Yes.