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What? I thought we had a really good time last night.

I'll call him in a minute.

I don't know why he didn't have a good time.

Maybe I'll just send him like a selfie.

Yeah.

I kind of lose the backpack. It looks like a school backpack.

Yeah, I'll find those two.

That one.

Maybe I'll just call him right now.

Oh, wait, I have one straight voice. Hi, it's Maya from last night.

I got your message, and I thought that we had a really good time, so I just

wanted to get on the same page and everything and just make sure we both

had a good time last night because I really enjoyed it, and I just wanted to

you again soon.

We talked about going out next week when my parents are in town, and I think

that would still be really fun.

Maybe just... Call me back when you're on your phone again.

Yeah, whatever that is.

Okay, well, I'll talk to you later then. Bye.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Maybe different pictures.

Okay.

Yeah, I can do this.

He has to like that.

I'll leave a better message. I'll call him again and tell him to forget the

person, I guess.

Hi.

It's Maya.

I left me another voicemail, but you don't need to listen to that one. You

just delete it.

It's not important at all.

It's just like a butt dial kind of thing.

But I got your text message, so I just wanted to, you know, check in and make

sure we were both on the same page and everything. Because, you know, I had a

really good time last night, and I thought that you did too.

Yeah, I thought that we really clicked and, you know, had a lot in common.

That's how I felt, at least. So, yeah, maybe...

who we can get together again sometime this week, like we were talking about.

You don't have to go to dinner with my parents if you don't want. It's totally

fine. It's not a big deal at all. It doesn't matter.

So just give me a call back whenever you're at your phone again, I guess.

And again, I had a really good time last night.

Dating, California, 2018.

What?

Okay.

Okay, well, that's crazy. I'm not doing that.

I'm not doing that.

A good place to meet people is at the dog groomers? Okay, well, I don't have a

dog, so it's not gonna work.

Pilates class? There are a lot of guys in Pilates classes. What?

This information is so fucking useless.

Where's the real advice?

Okay.

How to win over.

Okay, well that that didn't happen so okay, that's a little extreme

Cody

Can

you please come help me with something Please

No, you're not come on

Pretty please

Thank you.

Okay.

What is this?

What?

What? Daycare? Meet other single parents at daycare? I'm not a single parent.

Okay.

So, um, I know you're my stepbrother and everything, but I just have, like,

some... Dating advice, you know?

Did you know I went on that date last night, and I thought it went really,

really well. Yeah, how'd that go?

I mean, I thought it was good. I don't care.

Okay.

I'm just, okay.

Well, the guy, he texted me, and it doesn't really sound like he had a good

time, and I just, I don't know why.

Like, we...

I thought it was good. You know, we just, like, we went out to dinner. We

like we had a lot in common.

We laughed.

So you're over here trying to look up dating advice on the computer?

Yeah, I just... I mean, maybe it was a dumb idea, but... That's why I asked you

to help me.

Um... I just... I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Like... I mean, I'm not, like, the most annoying person on Earth.

So, I don't think it was. That's debatable.

Okay, well, thanks. I don't think it's that.

I mean, what are your dates like?

I don't know.

Normal dates.

We went out for dinner.

He picked me up.

I was really nice.

It seemed like we had a lot in common, you know.

Like, he laughed at my jokes and stuff.

But, yeah, then he dropped me off.

You have a lot in common.

And then he dropped you off.

Yeah. That's it?

I mean... So, like, no dessert?

Um, no, I got cheesecake.

Okay, okay, okay.

Um, so, the reason he's not calling you back is because you're not giving it up.

You mean because I didn't fuck him?

Or something.

I mean, the dude goes through picking you up, taking you out to dinner, and

then... It was the first date.

Okay, so at least the blowjob, or I hand you in the car on the way back. I mean,

come on.

Is that, like, left to marry?

Yeah. Oh, my God.

I just... I didn't... I don't know. I thought that was, like, a lot for a

date. I mean, we're just getting to know each other, you know?

I mean, you like him, right?

Well, yeah.

So, get in there.

Okay. I mean, I don't know. I felt like he didn't want to

kiss me or anything at the end. I don't know. I thought maybe he didn't think

that I was cute or hot or whatever.

He picked you up and he paid for dinner?

Yeah.

Like he's looking for a little side.

Are you sure it's not something about me?

Because I've been on like...

Four dates this month, and nobody wants to go on a second one with me. So it has

to be something wrong with, like, how I look.

It has to be.

I mean, you see me every day.

I mean, I see you. You're my stepsister.

Yeah, can you look at me for once like I'm not your stepsister just so I can, I

don't know, know what they're seeing? Stepsister, you're gross.

You're a girl, whatever.

I just want to know what they see, okay?

Please?

Just you look like to take a girl. Okay. Well just tell me if I look good You've

seen I know you've seen tits before. Okay, just don't freak out. I just

not ugly, right?

No You're sure?

No, not at all. Really?

Okay, I mean I just I just wanna make sure there's nothing

wrong with me, you know

You'll be able to help me. The internet cannot tell me if I'm ugly.

There's nothing wrong with me, right?

No, not at all.

I mean, can you just tell me if my pussy is ugly?

I don't know, I'm kind of scared about that.

It's not ugly, is it?

No.

You sure?

You're sure it's not... You can't even see it when you're so far away.

It's small. You've got to look really close.

I mean, no, it looks really good.

There's nothing wrong with it at all? You're sure?

You're positive?

Okay, well... I just... Maybe if

you're okay with it... I mean, the next time I go on a date...

I'm gonna need to know, you know, how to make him happy.

Um, I think that you could teach me.

But... I just, I really, really want the next date to go well.

The sooner I start dating somebody, the less I'll be bugging you around the

house all the time.

That's true.

But if this is gonna help you with your dates, it's the only reason why.

Yeah, it was just like a one -time thing. We never cleared it again. Just

that I know that I'm not bad at this, you know?

Yeah, okay.

Like, go to bed? Yeah.

Yeah, if you were doing that, that would be... That would be... That

always

helps.

No,

no, no.

There you go, yeah

See, that's a good thing. Yeah, there you go. Carrying is a good thing.

Do one other thing, okay?

Maya, there's one thing you remember you cannot forget.

Balls. Balls. Yeah.

Make sure. There you go.

There you go. Make sure you get in there.

Like this? Mm -hmm.

Yeah, you can suck on the neck of the... Oh, yes.

Mm.

See?

Okay, well, yeah, as long as you keep all those things in mind, I'll make

like I said, make sure you remember the balls, and then we'll be good.

So, you can... What? We're done?

No, I... Yeah, you learn how to... I mean, if you do this to another guy,

be fine.

But what if we get farther than this? I mean, I want to be good at everything.

I mean... Everything.

Yeah, I mean, I can't just be good at this. I need to know how to do

Okay, but you can't tell our parents about this. Of course not. Let's do

All right, okay.

Yeah,

take those off.

Okay.

And make sure he does this to you.

He's got to get it back.

It's supposed to feel good. It's supposed to be for learning, okay?

Okay. I think I can do both.

So I'm supposed to feel good every time?

Mm -hmm. Okay.

Huh.

Did that turn you on? I mean, you're so hard, so.

Like I said, you did taste good.

Maybe. You said you wanted to go all the way, so.

Maybe we could try it like this.

I've never done it in my life.

Like this?

I don't know.

If you don't look at me, then it won't be weird.

Okay, weirdo.

oh my god oh

my

god

Oh, my God.

You already knew what to do.

Like that?

Is that something you like?

Thank you.

No.

And I...

Yeah.

Amen. Amen.

Amen.

Oh my god, yes.

So good.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

oh my god

Thank you.

Oh my god, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Thank you.

Please, can I have your cup, please, please?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Thank you so much.

I don't see anything wrong with your pussy.

Yeah?

Okay, well, perfect.

How good are you with making sandwiches?

I can learn, I can definitely learn