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He's the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

Hey, what are you doing, Don?

Uh, nothing.

Just carving a pumpkin.

Are you excited for Halloween this year?

Uh, yeah, you could say that.

Do you know what you're going to dress up as?

Oh! Oh, you know, probably just a spooky ghost or something.

Are you going to go trick -or -treating this year?

I might do something like it.

But, I don't know, I'm a little old.

Oh, please.

You're still my little baby.

Little to, you know, I'm going to play the ultimate joke on my stepsister. The

classic dick in a pumpkin trick.

carving pumpkins already?

Yeah. Did you at least save the goo for me? No, that's my favorite part.

Of course.

Oh, there's so much in there.

Yeah. Mmm, so slimy. I love it.

Oh my god, you guys are so cute together.

There's a lot of it in there.

Yeah. I'm glad you just cut the top off because you know I hate doing that part.

You're welcome.

Mmm.

Mmm, there's so much in here. You didn't scoop any of it out, did you?

No, of course not.

I'm glad. Thanks for leaving it for me.

What are you guys doing?

Nothing. No! What the hell are you doing?

Nothing.

Oh my god!

Alex!

What's wrong with you? Alex, that is your step -sister. On what sick planet

that a joke?

What the fuck, mom? I had no idea his dick was in a pumpkin. That's

No.

I'm sick of both of you. This is the last straw.

Go to your room. I didn't even know. This is not my fault.

No, not one more word, Aubrey. Alex, to your room. Take your stupid fucking

stuff. Now.

March it.

March it. Alex.

Go. Fuck you.

You're sick.

Carving pumpkins is my favorite. You put your fucking dick in the pumpkin and

got us grounded.

Hey, no. It's your fault you put your hand in my pumpkin.

I'm pretty sure it is your problem because now we're both grounded and it's

fault. No, it's your fault. Like I was saying, you put your hand in my pumpkin.

It was hilarious.

You didn't notice.

You think that that was hilarious?

Yeah. You have the worst sense of humor ever. That was not funny.

Oh, come on. You liked it.

No, I didn't. Why would I want to give my fucking stepbrother a handjob in a

pumpkin of all places? You were enjoying that.

Not even a little bit. You were digging the tongue.

Yeah, the pumpkin goo, not your fucking boner, you asshole.

Okay. You're disgusting.

What the hell is going on here?

Nothing, mom.

Didn't I just tell you to?

To your room, and no fighting. Both of you are grounded.

Both.

You got us grounded twice in one day.

Do you want to touch my dick twice in one day?

Do you have a fucking boner right now?

Well, of course I do. You didn't get me off earlier, and I got fucking blue

balls. How do you get a boner when we're arguing?

No,

I'm probably just thinking about... You're disgusting.

...earlier.

I mean, hey, you've already touched it.

You have a boner right now. That's so weird.

Like, that's...

You've thought about it before. That's it.

Well, you did have a really big dick, and I guess it was kind of, like,

hot to give you a handjob in the pumpkin.

See?

It doesn't make it okay, though. You're still my stepbrother.

Stepbrother. It'll be fine.

Mom is right there. Are you insane?

We're already grounded for two months. Are you trying to make it the rest of

lives? Well, why not have fun while we're grounded, then?

No, it's wrong. It's wrong.

Mom is right there.

You know you thought about it.

Oh my god, this is ridiculous.

What are you doing? You're my stepbrother.

So?

Stepbrother. It's still wrong.

I didn't feel wrong when you were yanking on me in the pumpkin, so... Oh

I can't believe we're doing this right now.

Yeah?

No!

Come on, it's wrong. We can't. You know it's wrong.

You'd like it.

Oh my god, this is so sick.

You want me to carve another pumpkin?

No! I can carve another pumpkin.

You're the worst.

What are you doing?

Oh my god, I can't believe we're doing this right now.

No, no, stop. This is wrong. You're my stepbrother. I can't.

I can't.

But, I mean, look, blue balls is like a serious thing, alright? And it hurts so

much. What is blue balls?

I don't know what that is.

It's when a guy doesn't come.

Why do you call it blue balls?

Because we don't come for so long, our balls turn blue and it hurts.

So you're in pain right now?

Yeah, I'm in physical pain right now.

I don't think so.

You wonder why I'm practically begging you to help?

So you want me to help you relieve your blue balls?

Yes. And what exactly is in this for me?

Um, you feel like you helped?

You're going to tell mom it was all your idea. I'm just kidding. I don't want to

be grounded anymore.

This is what's in it for you.

Let me help you, you help me.

I don't know.

Oh, this is so wrong.

Oh, my God.

You can't tell anyone, okay?

You can fuck me. Yeah?

Yeah, but you have to keep it our little secret, okay?

Of course.

Get up.

I want to see how big your cock is.

You want to fuck me?

You want to fuck your stepsister?

You want

to

fuck me? You want to put pussy on your cunt?

You can't tell anyone, okay?

Of course.

Gloria...

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

I can still struggle with it.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

No, it's my bed.

Okay. Go take a shower.

I'm going to come in here and vacuum.

Okay.

What are you doing?

I saw you were going to go take a shower.

Yeah, I'm just, you know, I'm just stretching.

Are you okay?

Yeah, hormones, Mom. Like, come on.

I can't even stretch with you in the room. This is really like, I can't.

okay, just let me vacuum.

I think she's done.

Hey, you almost ready? Oh my god, what are you doing here? I'm still getting

dressed. Well, I'm your ride. I'm ready to go, so if you want to come with me.

I'm not done yet, you perv. I'm still finishing up.

Well, we have to go. We're going to be late. You're not really wearing that,

right? What's wrong with it? Your tit's hanging out. Oh my god.

I mean, have you seen those shorts?

And your ass is hanging out.

Have you seen this?

You're going to embarrass me.

I'm going to embarrass you?

Yeah, I mean, look at how you're dressed. Your tit's hanging out.

You're such a perv. Why are you trying to touch my tits? You're my brother.

I mean, they're out for everyone to see. You like the attention, don't you?

I mean, look. What would dad think?

I mean, he's not even home right now.

So, I mean, don't bring dad up into this. You're a creep.

You call me a creep? You're a fucking slut.

Get your tits all out.

I mean, what is wrong with you?

What is wrong with you? You're clearly jealous. You don't get any attention.

You just wish somebody would look at your ugly body. You know what? I bet you

have a tiny, little, pathetic dick.

And that's why you're jealous of all the attention I get.

No, I don't. Your friends like it. Yeah, I'm sure they do.

Yeah, sure.

Oh my god!

Well,

I heard they'll just pity fuck you anyway.

Yeah, right. They can't handle it, and I bet you couldn't either.

What? I bet you couldn't even put your fingers around it. Wait, you want me to

touch your dick, creep?

You fucking chicken.

Come on. Yeah, I'm so afraid to touch your dick. If you insist, perv.

See? You can't do it.

Well, it's just... This dick is so tiny and pathetic. You have fucking small

tits. It's the smallest dick I've ever seen.

You have small tits.

No, I don't. Guys, see, my tits are amazing. They can't stop staring at

They're small.

I mean, just look at these. They're great.

They're okay.

Okay? Yeah.

No, they're amazing.

What? I bet you have a loose fucking pussy, too.

What?

I do not have a loose pussy. My boyfriend's the tightest.

Yeah, right.

I don't trust anything that guy says.

Here. Fine, you creep.

Oh.

Look, my pussy's so tight. It's just perfect.

It's probably just what he tells you.

Just feel it then.

It's pretty tight.

Oh, I think I... I think I put two in there.

Yeah, my dick definitely wouldn't fit in this pussy.

What are you trying to say?

What?

Come on, why don't you prove it?

Okay.

I bet you, you're not going to be able to handle it.

That is true.

Yeah, fuck.

Let me see it too.

Fuck yeah.

You like this really good.

You like it now, don't you?

Oh.

don't you?

Um...

Your steps. Don't show.

Oh, yes.

This is fucking too much.

Are you fucking crazy?

That's such a big, thick hole.

Can your stepsister choke on your cock?

Can we go to the party now?

Geez, it's such a hurry.

He's the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

What is that?

I was going through Mom and Dad's closet.

What the fuck is that?

Look, it's a board game.

Come on.

That fucking silly ghost game shit. Yeah.

You know, it's like the Ouija.

Yeah, I know what it is.

That's so silly.

No, it's not. Come on. Have some fun. Let's play Ouija.

You actually believe in that?

I mean, yeah. Come on, that's kind of childish, no?

No. I don't want to play this. I'm about to watch the game. You're kind of in

the way. Oh, okay. I see what it is. You're just a pussy.

What? You're a pussy. Don't call me that.

You're a little pussy. I'm your oldest stepbrother. You're scared of ghosts.

have to respect me.

He's scared of ghosts. He's a little pussy.

I'm not scared of anything.

All right. Well, then come play the game. No.

Listen, you're just sitting here on your phone or watching TV.

Why don't you do something in real life and play a fucking game with me? I don't

even know how to play that. I mean, isn't it supposed to be like, I mean,

Halloween or some shit?

Come on, don't be silly. You can play it at any time, even during the day. You

just have to have an open mind.

So how do you play? Do you just ask, you know, the fucking board what to do? Do

you want to play?

Not really, but...

No, don't be lame, okay?

Listen,

mom and dad aren't home.

Let's fucking play it.

No, I really don't feel like doing this, but I mean, if I play one game with

you, will you leave me the fuck alone?

Yeah, I'll leave you alone.

Okay. Now play with me. Because I don't feel like doing this shit.

Stop being a loser. Okay, so how do you play then? How do you play? Because I

don't know how to play. to play what you ask questions?

Yeah. Well, I think that we're supposed to, like, put it on, like, you know,

just put all of our hands on the, on this fucking thing.

Okay. And then we let the spirit guide us.

Okay. All right.

Fine. Fuck it. I'll play with you. Yes!

Oh, my God. Okay.

Place my fingers on this thing? Okay.

Jesus, I can't believe I'm playing this shit with you, but whatever. Come on.

All right. So, what now? You gotta ask. question yeah so you have to like okay

go ahead ask something okay

oh spirit

will mom and dad get me a new car for christmas

are you moving this because i'm not moving no i'm not

trying to fucking fool me, but all right. Let's see.

What is Tony's passcode to his phone?

Okay.

You have to be moving this. I swear I'm not moving it.

Oh my god, Tony.

Okay, so... Are you... Give me your phone.

Tony, give me your fucking phone. Give me your phone.

Alright, my shit's closed.

What? No fucking way.

No way. How the fuck did you guess that?

How did you guess the password to my phone? I didn't guess it, Tony.

Yeah, maybe you were looking over my shoulder one day when I fucking was

my phone, unlocking it. Listen, Tony.

No. Listen, I really wasn't, I really, this is kind of freaking me out. I

do that. Like. I don't believe you.

Tony, I.

Okay. You're always fucking with me. I swear to you, Tony, like for real, let's

play it again. Let's ask him another question. Okay. Because this is fucking

crazy.

Ask him if he should do something. Like, alright, what should Riley do right

now?

T.

A.

K.

Are you moving it? No.

P. Uh -huh. P.

You're moving that shit.

A. No, I'm not.

N. Pants.

Take off.

T.

S. Take off pants?

Tony. I swear to God, I did not.

What?

Really, Tony?

This thing's asking you to take your pants off. Are you serious?

Why are you being such a fucking pervert? You're the one moving this.

It's not me.

Yes, it is.

Why would it say to take off my pants?

Because I asked the board to make you do something.

Okay. I'm asking it without your hands on it, okay?

Go ahead.

Okay.

Again, what do you want Riley to do?

Tea?

K.

E. Oh, my God. Is it spelling it again?

It's spelling the same thing.

O.

F.

F. Oh, my God. Take off.

P.

A.

N.

T. What the fuck? No way.

It's still moving.

This is crazy.

Why the fuck did you even take this thing out, man?

Tony, I'm scared.

So, it's telling you to take your pants off or die?

I'm taking my pants off. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Don't do that shit right here. Hey, you're my stepsister. What are you

Tony, this bitch is trying to kill me. We fucked up and we opened up a fucking

ghost into this.

I'm taking my pants off.

Don't be a fucking creep.

I'm not being a creep.

I don't want to die, Tony, okay?

Wow, okay.

What do we do next?

I don't know. I'm kind of scared to fucking even fuck with this thing.

I have an idea. I'm going to ask you something.

Is it safe to stop playing now?

No!

E.

E.

P. In sleep?

In your sleep?

You're moving this shit.

Tony, I'm not fucking moving this shit.

Tony, I'm scared.

Ask it something else.

Okay. Okay.

What do I have to do?

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You gotta rub my dick in order for you not to die.

This is bullshit. You're my step -sister. You can't do that.

Tony, do you fucking care about me at all? I'm gonna die. I do care about you,

but what? So you gotta what?

No, come on. I don't wanna play no more. This is crazy.

Yes, fucking crazy.

So what if I'm your step -sister? Tony, I'm gonna die and you don't even fucking

care.

When I...

I'm dead tomorrow morning.

Guess who's going to fucking feel so bad for the rest of his life? You. Because

I'll be dead.

You're not going to die. Come on. What are you doing?

What are you doing?

If you fucking cared about me as your sister, you will let me rub your dick.

Otherwise, this fucking demon spirit is going to come and kill me in the middle

of the night. And my life is in your hands.

Nothing's going to happen to you. You're fine.

Tony, please.

Please. You're my step -sister. This is kind of fucking weird.

I'm your step -sister, and if you love me and you care about me, you will let

rough your dick.

Okay, fine.

Just quick, all right? Don't ever tell anyone about this shit, man. This is

of freaking me out. I'm not going to tell anyone.

You're not going to tell anyone. I won't. All right.

Don't enjoy this shit. Go ahead.

This is just so that it goes through.

I'm closing my eyes. I can't believe you're fucking doing this. Yeah, close

eyes. Don't watch.

I see you watching.

I'm not watching.

Yes, you are. Okay.

There, you rubbed my dick. Okay, fine. Enough. All right? All right. What if

it's not enough? What if the ghost is still mad? Come on. It's a little long.

Well, go ask it something else.

Hold on. I don't want him to kill me, okay?

Okay, ghost, are you happy?

Are you happy? Do you see me rubbing his dick?

Is that what you wanted?

Is that what you wanted, ghost?

Well, go see if it answers you now.

Okay.

Are you sure it's going to be okay? I don't know. Let's see what the fucking

board says. I don't want to die.

What if I need to rub your dick more?

I'm sure. I mean, I told you to do that. You're doing it, and you can stop now,

and let's see what the board says.

Okay. And you're my stepsister, so this shit's crazy.

Yeah, it is fucking crazy. And if you loved me, you would let me do this,

Let's... Let's see if I can... Alright.

Okay.

What should we ask it?

Alright, well, you rubbed on my dick, and... Now what?

I guess we should ask it if I can go to sleep now?

Make sure I'm not gonna die?

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Okay, spirit.

Does that please you?

Can I go to sleep now?

any ghosts.

Okay. Um, okay.

Spirit, what do you want me to do so that I can live?

Please.

What can I do?

F U

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K Fuck

I don't want to do that.

Tony, listen.

What are you doing?

Tony.

Yeah?

I'm not ready to die.

Oh, I know. I don't want you to die either, but you can't do that. We can't

this. Listen, Tony.

We don't have much longer before Mom and Dad come home.

Look, listen, we just have to do like one position.

One, just a little bit, please. No, I can't do this.

What if mom and dad find out about this shit? I'm not going to tell them

anything. How do I know?

But I'm... I don't know. Like I said, I'm your oldest stepbrother. What if...

I'm not going to say anything.

This spirit ghost is going to haunt us. And I have a feeling that once we do

this, it'll be okay.

Please, Tony, please. We have to try.

We have to try. I don't want to die.

All right, fine, but listen.

No one can ever find out about this shit if someone finds out. Do you think I

want to tell anybody that I fucked my stepbrother because his fucking spirit

ghost told me to?

fucking doing this.

Wow. I want to live, so.

Well, you're my stepsister, so I'll fucking do anything for you.

Okay, good. Thank you.

Oh my god, fuck.

Alright.

I guess I'll suck your dick to get you high. Oh, fuck yeah.

Don't enjoy this too much, okay?

You're such a pervert. I knew that you would like this. It's not turning you

I mean... Come on.

Oh, fuck. Well, I guess we better do it then, huh?

Yeah. Sam, why don't you take your panties off?

Oh,

my God. I knew you had such a great fucking ass. I have,

but I've never seen it like this.

I'm not going to die because you're going to fuck me. Fuck, look at that.

God.

I'm so fucking pretty.

Oh, my God.

Damn, you're so wet, too. Oh, my God. Fuck.

Yeah.

I should go in and out.

All right.

Fuck off.

Oh, my God.

You feel so fucking good.

The pussy's so wet.

I know, she is.

Oh, my God. You feel so fucking good.

I love to see everything that you come.

Oh yeah.

You had to come for me.

Oh, fuck.

Wow, that was fucking great.

Well, I think we did with the spirit woman, right?

Maybe we should play again tomorrow.

I would like that.

Thank you.

Hey I am excited Your costume

came in by the way Okay, I'll probably just

chill and watch a movie and wait for you

Oh my god, you scared me.

What are you doing?

Just listening to your phone call.

You were listening to my phone conversation?

Yeah, heard you're going to a party I want to go with.

Oh, hell no. There is no way that you're coming with me.

No, it's Halloween.

Shouldn't you be out with your own friend?

I could have, but I want to hang out with you.

My god, you scared the fuck out of me.

Don't do that, you creep.

I'm gonna have the first couple of costumes there.

What big hands you have.

What big eyes

you have.

Don't you have?

I guess we have a little bit of time before the party.

Oh my god.

Feel how wet I am?

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

I'm already so wet.

I love

when you tease my foot.

These are just getting in the way.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

It feels so good.

She fucked me with that mask on.

So...

A little bit more sensitive than usual.

I don't want to see your face.

Babe, I don't want to see your face when you come back.

Come to me.

No fucking way.

It's no big deal.

What do you mean it's no big deal?

Holiday spirit?

You took Tyler's costume.

You fucked me and I thought you were him.

But you enjoyed it.

Nathan, you're my stepbrother. We've lived under the same roof.

For three years. We're family.

You said you liked it.

Yeah, but that's just because I thought you were him.

You're saying like, oh my God. It's like... Let me go.

No. No. Look.

I'm sorry for yelling at you.

I did like it.

And... I mean, you've...

already been inside me, and I guess I've already fucked your dick, so... You

can't tell anyone about this, ever.

No one.

Ever. Nobody knows.

Oh my God.

You're so funny.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Tyler's still coming over.

Oh, fuck.

You've got to get the book out of here. And remember, don't tell anyone.