Original subtitles

ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

( louder ): AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

* OH...

* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? *

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE. *

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH... *

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

* THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

* READY? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

( laughs heartily )

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION ( plays airy tune )

and NICKELODEON]

Narrator FISHERMEN HAVE QUITE AN EFFECT

ON OUR UNDERSEA FRIENDS.

Squidward: SPONGEBOB, HAVE YOU FINISHED SWABBING THE DECK?

ALMOST. THERE'S A NASTY BARNACLE UNDER TABLE NINE.

THEY'RE BACK! THEY'RE BACK, I TELL YOU!

I SAW THEM WITH ME OWN EYES!

( all muttering )

THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS!

HOW ABOUT A MINT?

Krabs: THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS!

CAN YOU MAKE THAT TO GO?

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE.

THE HOOKS!

SO THERE I WAS, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS...

I'D LOVE TO HEAR ANOTHER OF YOUR

RIVETING SEA TALES, BUT, UM...

I HAVE TO DO MY WASTEBASKET INSPECTIONS.

UH-HUH... MM-HMM... OH, YEAH, THERE'S ONE.

FINE! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

WARN HIM ABOUT WHAT, MR. KRABS?

THE HOOKS, ME BUCKO.

THEY'RE BACK.

BEWARE THE HOOKS.

THE HOOKS?

AYE, THE HOOKS.

THEY DANGLE DOWN

AND DRAW YOU CLOSE

WITH THEIR PLEASING SHAPES

AND THEIR BEGUILING COLORS.

AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU FOUND THE LAND OF MILK AND HONEY

THEY GRAB YOU BY THE BRITCHES AND HAUL YOU WAY UP HIGH!

THEN HIGHER, AND HIGHER, AND HIGHER!

UNTIL YOU'RE HAULED UP TO THE SURFACE

FLOPPING AND GASPING FOR BREATH.

AND THEN THEY COOK YOU AND THEN THEY EAT YOU!

OR WORSE...

WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT?!

GIFT SHOPS.

( gasps )

DON'T LET IT GET ME, MR. KRABS.

THERE, THERE, BOY, THEY WON'T GET YOU.

NOT AS LONG AS YOU LISTEN TO OLD MR. KRABS.

NOW GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!

AYE-AYE, MR. KRABS!

GOOD MORNING, KRUSTY CREW!

HEY, PATRICK.

GUESS WHAT?

THE CARNIVAL'S IN TOWN.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

I CAN'T LEAVE NOW, I'M WORKING.

IT'S NOT LEAVING.

YOU'RE JUST TAKING A BREAK.

* WE'RE GOING TO THE CARNIVAL, GOING TO THE CARNIV... OOF! *

* WE'RE GOING TO THE CARNIVAL, GOING TO THE CARNIVAL. *

THERE IT IS, SPONGEBOB.

THE CARNIVAL IS BACK IN TOWN!

I'M GOING TO BE FIRST IN LINE FOR EVERYTHING!

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

I DON'T KNOW.

THERE WAS ONE KID HERE EARLIER.

DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANY CARNIVAL I EVER...

( clink ) OH!

EXCUSE ME. ( gasps )

STOP, PATRICK! DON'T TOUCH IT.

THIS ISN'T THE CARNIVAL.

THOSE ARE HOOKS!

MR. KRABS SAYS THEY'RE REALLY DANGEROUS!

HMM...

I SENSE NO DANGER HERE.

HOW COULD THEY BE DANGEROUS?

THEY'RE COVERED WITH FREE CHEESE!

ALL I KNOW IS, MR. KRABS SAID... PATRICK!

DON'T DO THAT!

MMM...

CHEESY.

NO DANGER HERE.

GO ON, TRY IT.

BUT MR. KRABS SAID...

SPONGEBOB, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

DOES THIS LOOK DANGEROUS?

( screams )

PATRICK! DON'T!

LIGHTEN UP, WILL YOU?

OR DO I HAVE TO EAT ALL THIS CHEESE BY MYSEL...

WHOA, HO, HO...!

( gasps ) PATRICK!

HELP! OH, PATRICK! HELP!

OH, PATRICK, COME BACK!

OH, MY BEST FRIEND!

( laughing )

( crying )

( grunts )

PATRICK... YOU'RE ALIVE!

AM I EVER!

YOU SHOULD TRY IT.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SURFACE...

AND YOUR BRITCHES...

AND THE GIFT SHOPS?

YOU JUST JUMP OFF BEFORE YOU GO UP TOO HIGH.

MR. KRABS SAID I SHOULDN'T GET NEAR THOSE THINGS.

DID HE SAY YOU SHOULDN'T CLIMB ON TOP OF THEM

AND RIDE THEM LIKE A HORSY?

WELL, NO.

WHEE...

I GUESS HE DIDN'T!

( both laughing )

HI-HO, SILVERFISH! AWAY!

( laughing )

( laughing )

READY?

READY.

Both: GERONIMO!

( laughing and whooping )

THIS IS MORE FUN THAN DOUBLE OVERTIME AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!

Customer: P.U.!

YOU CALL THIS FOOD?

MY SANDWICH TASTES LIKE A FRIED BOOT.

MY SANDWICH IS A FRIED BOOT!

HURRY IT UP, WILL YOU!

WE'RE HUNGRY OVER HERE, LOOK AT US!

( customers muttering angrily... )

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FLIP IT!

( all talking at once )

WHY DO YOU WANT TO EAT THIS STUFF ANYWAY?

Krabs: MR. SQUIDWARD!

WHAT THE HALIBUT'S GOING ON IN HERE?

IT'S A FEEDING FRENZY, SIR

AND SPONGEBOB'S NOT BACK FROM HIS BREAK.

( laughing )

WHAT?

I THOUGHT YOU SAID

SPONGEBOB WAS TAKING A BREAK.

NO ONE'S TAKEN A BREAK AT THE KRUSTY KRAB

SINCE THE CHUM FAMINE OF '59. ( laughs )

NOW, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?

HE TOOK... A BREAK.

ALL RIGHT, SPONGEBOB LAZYPANTS, I'LL FIND YOU.

THIS NOSE CAN SMELL LAZINESS FOR UP TO 10,000 LEAGUES. AHA!

I'LL GIVE YOU A BREAK YOU'LL NOT SOON FORGET.

BUT MR. KRABS, I STILL NEED HELP...!

( sniffing )

THEY SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE.

( both laughing )

AGAIN?

AGAIN!

THE HOOKS! NO, NO, NO!

Both: ONE, TWO, THREE...

WAIT, WAIT!

OOF!

BOYS!

I WASN'T QUICK ENOUGH.

THEY'RE GONE! ( sobs )

IF I COULD ONLY HOLD HIM IN ME ARMS AGAIN, I, I'D...

( laughing )

I'D THROTTLE THEM!

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THOSE HOOKS, BOY?

I, UH, I...

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE HOOKS.

YOU RIDE THEM UP AND UP AND UP...

THEN YOU GENTLY FLOAT

DOWN.

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN YOU DON'T FLOAT BACK DOWN?

GIFT SHOP?

WORSE! YOU END UP VACUUM-PACKED...

IN A CAN OF TUNA!

WITH NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO

BUT THE SMELL OF MAYONNAISE!

( scream )

AAH!

Both: WE'RE SORRY, MR. KRABS.

I WANT YOU BOYS TO PROMISE ME

YOU'LL NEVER GO ON THOSE HOOKS AGAIN.

Both: WE PROMISE, MR. KRABS.

I NEED A SAILOR'S PROMISE!

REPEAT AFTER ME.

YO-HO, YO-HO, NEAR THE HOOKS I'LL NEVER GO.

Both: YO-HO, YO-HO

NEAR THE HOOKS WE'LL NEVER GO.

AAH! MOTHER OF PEARL!

FIRE ON THE POOP DECK!

Both: AAH! MOTHER OF PEARL!

FIRE ON THE POOP DECK!

WELL... WHEW!

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

LET'S GET OUT OF THIS DEATHTRAP.

SpongeBob: OKAY, GARY, TODAY IS A NEW DAY.

I'M READY TO PROVE MYSELF LOYAL TO MR. KRABS.

( Gary meows )

I'M READY!

* I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY *

* I'M READY, READY, READY, I'M READY... *

HEY, SPONGEBOB!

YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!

( grunts )

I ALWAYS GO TO WORK THIS WAY.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WORK TODAY.

WE'RE GOING TO GO PLAY...

HOOKY!

BUT PATRICK, WE PROMISED.

I HAD MY FINGERS CROSSED.

YOU DON'T HAVE FINGERS.

WELL, THAT MR. KRABS IS JUST A BIG DUMMY.

WE PLAYED ON THOSE HOOKS ALL DAY LONG

AND NOTHING HAPPENED TO US.

BUT MR. KRABS SAID...

LOOK, SPONGEBOB.

ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO A BIG DUMMY

OR ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO ME?

UM...

SEE YOU LATER, SPONGEBOB.

I'M GOING TO GO HAVE SOME FUN.

WHOO-HOO!

COME ON, SPONGEBOB!

WHOO-HOO!

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...

OH... I KNOW I WANT TO

BUT I PROMISED MR. KRABS I WOULDN'T GO NEAR ANOTHER... AAH, HOOK!

OH, NO. MR. KRABS TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.

YOU ARE A LIAR, A DECEIVER!

I'LL NEVER FALL FOR YOUR TRICKS AGAIN!

NEVER!

IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

WHOO... ( laughing )

( giggling )

HOO, GLAD I GOT THAT OUT OF MY SYSTEM.

( gasps )

I'M... HOOKED.

AND THAT MEANS...

( screams )

HELP! I'M HOOKED! HELP!

MR. KRABS, HELP!

IT HAPPENED! I'M HOOKED!

OH, NO, THE HOOK, THE HOOK!

GIFT SHOP! TUNA CAN!

MAYONNAISE!

Krabs: HERE YOU GO, PEARL.

FREE WATER FOR ALL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS.

THANKS, DAD.

JUST DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A TIP FOR OLD MR. KRABS.

PSST! MR. KRABS...

SPONGEBOB! YOU'RE TWO MINUTES LATE!

WHAT KEPT YOU, LADDIE?

UM, YOU KNOW THOSE HOOKS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YESTERDAY?

DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO GO NEAR THOSE HOOKS?

UM... NO.

ER...! I MEAN YES, YES, YOU TOLD ME NOT TO GO NEAR THEM!

WELL, YOU WEREN'T PLAYING ON THOSE HOOKS, WERE YOU, LADDIE?

OF COURSE NOT...

ER, I MEAN, NOT EXACTLY.

ER, I MEAN, YES! YES, I DID IT!

I ADMIT IT!

( crying )

OH, MR. KRABS, I'M SO ASHAMED!

I MEAN, LOOK AT ME!

I'M HOOKED...!

HMM, IT'S IN THERE PRETTY DEEP.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO, BOY.

( all laughing )

OH, NO, MR. KRABS.

I CAN'T TAKE OFF MY PANTS.

NOT IN FRONT OF ALL THESE... GIRLS.

( reeling )

( gasps )

OH, OKAY, I'M TAKING THEM OFF, I'M TAKING THEM OFF.

( rips ) THERE.

UH, LAD.

( girls laughing )

( screams )

OH, NO, OH, NO.

NO, NO, NO, MR. KRABS, I CAN'T DO IT!

ANYTHING BUT THAT.

I UNDERSTAND.

YOU WERE A GOOD LITTLE FRY COOK, SPONGEBOB.

( gasps )

BUT WE'LL FIND ANOTHER.

HOPEFULLY, ONE THAT WILL LISTEN TO OLD MR. KRABS.

OH, MR. KRABS, I'LL LISTEN, I PROMISE!

WHOA, WHOA...!

PLEASE SAVE ME, MR. KRABS!

( crying )

I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD!

HOO!

( grunts )

All: OH, LOOK... ( giggling )

Pearl: IT'S SPONGEBOB NUDIEPANTS.

( screams )

( all laughing )

WELL, THAT WAS MORE OF SPONGEBOB THAN I NEEDED TO SEE.

MR. SQUIDWARD, THAT WAS SOME FINE ANGLING.

DO YOU THINK THE LAD HAS LEARNED HIS LESSON?

Squidward: OH, I THINK HE'LL REMEMBER THIS FOR A LONG TIME.

I KNOW I WILL.

THE PANTS! THE UNDERWEAR!

( both laughing... )

Patrick: HELLO? DOES SOMEBODY HAVE A CAN OPENER?

Narrator: AH... SATURDAY MORNING IN BIKINI BOTTOM.

SPONGEBOB IS WATCHING HIS FAVORITE SATURDAY MORNING SHOW

THE ADVENTURES OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY.

ENJOYING A BOWL OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY BRAN CEREAL.

AND WEARING THE OFFICIAL MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY BREAKFAST BITERS.

( show theme playing )

MermaidMan, fleet and forceful...

BY THE POWER OF NEPTUNE!

AIDED BY HIS YOUNG WARD...

AIDED BY HIS YOUNG WARD...

( grunts )

PROTECTING THE SEA

WITH FEATS OF STRENGTH AND AGILITY...

( both grunting )

( crack )

TO THE CHIROPRACTOR!

AWAY...!

FIGHTING A ROGUES GALLERY OF VILLAINS

LIKE THE SINISTER SLUG...

THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER...

AND THE DREADED JUMBO SHRIMP!

MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY UNITE!

HEY, KIDS, ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CONTEST?

I'M READY! I'M READY!

OUR WINNER WILL RECEIVE A SPECIAL SECRET COLLECTOR'S ITEM

FROM THE ADVENTURES OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY!

AND THE WINNER IS...

( chattering )

SPRINGBOOB SQUIREPIN...

AW... I WORKED FOREVER ON THOSE LIFE-SIZE

CRABBY PATTY MANNEQUINS OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY.

...FOR THESE LIFE-SIZE CRABBY PATTY MANNEQUINS OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY!

HEY! SPRINGBOOB SQUIREPIN STOLE MY IDEA!

( talking rapidly )

WHAT'S THAT?

OH... IT APPEARS I'VE MADE A SLIGHT ERROR IN PRONUNCIATION.

THE REAL NAME OF THE WINNER IS...

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob: WA-HOO!

OH, I WONDER WHEN MY PRIZE WILL... GET HERE...

MY PRIZE!

( crying, blowing nose )

( laughing )

( gasps )

CAN IT BE?

IT IS!

THE CONCH SIGNAL!

FROM THE ADVENTURES OF MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY.

AS SEEN ON TV!

I WONDER IF IT STILL WORKS?

( inhales deeply )

( blows weak sour note )

( note echoing... )

THE CONCH SIGNAL!

TO THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE!

( grunting and groaning... )

UH, MERMAIDMAN?

YES, BARNACLEBOY?

WE'RE NOT IN THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE, ARE WE?

UH, NOPE.

( both grunt )

I TOLD YOU MAKING THE BOATMOBILE INVISIBLE

WAS A STUPID IDEA.

COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE.

IT'S GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE... OHH!

OH, MERMAIDMAN, I THINK I...

MermaidMan: FOUND IT!

COME ON, GET A MOVE ON, SON.

WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.

IGNITION...

ON!

ROCKET ON!

( engine roaring... )

HMM...

MAYBE THE CONCH SIGNAL DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE.

( meows )

( engine roaring, tires squealing, cat screeching )

MermaidMan: TORPEDO MODE!

FIRE!

MERMAIDMAN!

( dazed ): AND BOBICLE BOB...

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, GARY.

MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY IN OUR HOME!

( meows )

EXCUSE ME, I'M...

OH, MY NEPTUNE!

HE'S BEEN HORRIBLY DISFIGURED!

OH, BLAST US! WE'RE TOO LATE!

OH, PLEASE.

HE'S NOT DISFIGURED

HE'S, HE'S, JUST THAT SPONGE KID AGAIN.

OH, YEAH.

GOOD TO SEE YOU, LAD!

SAY, BARNACLEBOY, WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT

WHERE THAT CONCH SIGNAL CAME FROM.

OH, I BLEW THE CONCH SIGNAL, SIR.

ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S THE DANGER, SON?

BRING IT ON.

BRING IT ON!

THERE'S NO DANGER.

Both: NO DANGER?!

LOOK, THERE HAS TO BE DANGER.

YOU BLEW THE CONCH SIGNAL, AND WHEN YOU BLOW...

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT THING ANYWAY?

I WON IT IN A CONTEST.

Both: CONTEST?

THEY DON'T TELL US ANYTHING ANYMORE!

LOOK, SPONGY, THAT AIN'T NO TOY.

THAT'S RIGHT-- THE CONCH SIGNAL

IS AN AWESOME RESPONSIBILITY.

WE'RE DUTY-BOUND TO HELP WHENEVER IT SOUNDS.

BUT YOU ONLY BLOW IT WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE

OR THERE WILL BE TROUBLE, YOU GOT THAT?

YES, SIRS!

GOOD BOY!

( click tongues )

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

THEY'RE SERVING MEAT LOAF TODAY.

OH, GOODY!

DON'T WORRY, MERMAIDMAN.

YOU WON'T BE HEARING FROM ME FOR JUST ANYTHING.

ONLY FOR THE BIG EMERGENCIES!

WILL YOU HURRY UP IN THERE?

AND SAVE ME SOME HOT WA...

( conch signal blowing )

THE CONCH SIGNAL!

COME, YOUNG WARD!

( groans )

( grunting and groaning )

( tires squeal, cat screeches )

OH... YOUTH!

CUT DOWN IN ITS PRIME!

( groaning )

OH, SPEAK TO ME, SON.

HELP... CAN'T... OPEN MAYONNAISE.

WHAT?! I COME DOWN HERE IN MY UNDERWEAR TO OPEN A JAR OF MAYONNAISE?!

BUT...

BUT NOTHING! WE CAN'T GO AROUND SOCIALIZING.

WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR, UH... EMERGENCIES!

BARNACLEBOY, THINK ABOUT IT.

EMERGENCIES DON'T COME AROUND AS OFTEN AS THEY USED TO.

ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

YOU CAN BLOW THE CONCH EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE

JUST GIVE US SOMETHING TO DO WHEN WE SHOW UP!

YAY! YAY!

( conch signal blowing )

DANGER!

( no dialogue )

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! GIVE ME THAT!

YOU'RE RUNNING US RAGGED.

MUST... MUST ANSWER THE CLARION CALL!

( groans )

WE'RE EXHAUSTED!

I'M SORRY, BARNACLEBOY.

I DIDN'T MEAN IT, I...

JUST WANTED TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU.

( crying ): YOU'RE MY HEROES!

IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT, MR. CONTEST WINNER.

I'M GOING TO DESTROY THIS THING WITH MY... SULFUR VISION!

( grunting )

( groans )

( grunting )

( groans )

WELL, I'LL DESTROY IT

WHEN I GET BACK TO THE, UH, MERMALAIR.

AND AS FOR YOU...

BARNACLEBOY... DON'T SQUASH HIS ENTHUSIASM.

AFTER ALL, HE COULD BE THE HERO OF TOMORROW.

OR THE VILLAIN.

BESIDES...

I REMEMBER ANOTHER YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER

WHO WANTED TO BE A SUPER-HERO. ( chuckles )

YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER BREAKFAST, YOU OLD COOT.

( crying )

MAYBE THE CONCH SIGNAL IS TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.

BUT HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON... ON PATROL?

WHAT?!

TO THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE!

SpongeBob: * OH...

SpongeBob and MermaidMan: * JINGLE BELLS

* MERMAIDMAN SMELLS, BARNACLEBOY LAID AN EGG *

* THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE LOST A WHEEL AND... *

HEY, CAN I DRIVE?

DRIVE? WHAT DO YOU KNOW

ABOUT DRIVING THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE?

TONS! LIKE THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS ARE RIGHT HERE.

DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON! IT'S THE...

( grunting and groaning )

...ORIGAMI BUTTON.

MermaidMan: WHEN YOU'RE PATROLLING THE CITY, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE VIGILANT.

ON YOUR TOES, CONSTANTLY ALERT.

ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.

( both gasp )

( screaming... )

I'VE GOT THE DONUTS!

SpongeBob and MermaidMan: * ...AND BARNACLEBOY LAID AN EGG, HEY, HEY! *

OH, THAT FELLOW OVER THERE

USED TO BE THE ATOMIC FLOUNDER.

I KNOW HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MUCH

BUT HE COULD GO BACK TO CRIME...

( snaps fingers ) ...JUST LIKE THAT.

( both laugh )

Flounder: HELP! HELP!

HELP, SOMEBODY THERE!

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, ATOMIC FLOUNDER!

STOP, KID, STOP!

LET HIM GO!

YOU SAID HE COULD SNAP... JUST LIKE THAT.

WHAT?! GET OFF OF ME!

IF I WEREN'T RETIRED, I, I'D...

( roaring )

DO THAT.

OUT OF MY WAY, PUNK!

SpongeBob: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

I RODE IN THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE

MET A VILLAIN AND LEARNED TO TREAT THIRD-DEGREE BURNS, ALL IN ONE DAY.

WHAT ARE WE DOING TOMORROW?

UH... SAY, KID, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS NICKEL

AND GO OVER THERE AND SEE IF OUR THEME SONG IS ON THE JUKEBOX?

OKAY.

YOU KNOW, FOR A PAIN IN THE NECK

HE'S A PRETTY NICE KID.

LET'S DITCH HIM.

RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE HERE.

OH, IT'S THERE, ALL RIGHT.

KEEP LOOKING.

DILIGENCE, DILIGENCE.

AYE-AYE, SIR!

( both chuckling )

DAGNABBIT!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WHERE DID WE PARK THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE?

AW, THAT'S THE 15th TIME I'VE LOOKED.

( in dramatic voice ): BUT I CAN'T LET MY HEROES DOWN!

BOATMOBILE? WHERE ARE YOU?

BARNACLEBOY, I FOUND IT!

( starts engine )

( sizzling )

( menacing laughter )

STILL GETTING BURNED ON THAT TAILPIPE, HUH, BARNACLEBOY?

( laughing )

IT'S THE DIRTY BUBBLE!

IN ALL HIS DIRTY ROUNDNESS!

Both: OH, NO!

I FOUND IT!

AND IT'S THE SPECIAL DANCE MIX.

MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy: HELP! HELP!

( Dirty Bubble laughing )

HELP! HELP!

HOLY CRABBY PATTIES!

MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY'S ARCHNEMESIS!

THE DIRTY BUBBLE!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

( laughing )

YOU CANNOT SAVE THEM, SPONGE OF MYSTERY!

THEY ARE TRAPPED BY MY AWESOME SURFACE TENSION! ( laughs )

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU'RE MY MOST FAVORITE SUPERVILLAIN!

CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

OH, NO, YOU FOOL!

STAY BACK! THE POINT!

OOH, OOH, OOH!

WATCH THE POINT! AAH!

( MermaidMan laughs )

YOU SAVED US, SON!

YEAH, YOU'RE, YOU'RE A HERO!

I AM?

ARE YOU UP FOR ANOTHER RIDE

IN THE INVISIBLE BOATMOBILE?

* OH...

* JINGLE BELLS, MERMAIDMAN SMELLS *

* BARNACLEBOY LAID AN EGG

* THE DIRTY BUBBLE POPPED AND MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY AND SPONGEBOB GOT AWAY! YAY! *

BarnacleBoy: WATCH OUT.

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