Original subtitles

ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!!

* OOH!

* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? *

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE *

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

* THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! * READY?

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

( hearty laughter )

( flute playing )

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

WHERE CAN THEY BE?

THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE HOURS AGO.

ARRGH.

NOT A CUSTOMER IN SIGHT.

IF I DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY TODAY

I'LL SURELY BREAK OUT IN A RASH.

YIPPEE!

I'M RICH.

LOOK, PATRICK, EIGHT GOLD DOUBLOONS.

WAIT! I SAW IT FIRST!

YAH!

MINE! MINE! HUH?

BOY, MR. KRABS, YOU SURE ARE SWEATY.

WHAT'S THIS?

WHERE ARE THE DOUBLOONS?

( laughing )

THERE ARE NO REAL DOUBLOONS, MR. KRABS.

IT'S A GAME.

THE FLYING DUTCHMAN'S TREASURE HUNT.

BASED ON A REAL TREASURE MAP.

TAKE A BREAK AND PLAY A ROUND WITH US.

YEAH, COME ON, SWEATY.

YOU FINISHED CLEANING THE TABLES?

I CLEANED THE TABLES, MR. KRABS.

AYE, BUT DID YOU SCRAPE

ALL THE GUM OFF THE UNDERSIDE?

I ALREADY TOOK CARE OF IT.

( laughs )

ALL RIGHT, LADS.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE SHANGHAIED ME.

MY TURN.

FIVE.

( blows raspberry )

"ONE OF YOUR SHIPMATES HAS BEEN A BAD PIRATE.

SEND HIM TO THE BRIG!"

HMM...

IT'S OFF TO JAIL FOR Y MR. KRABS.

PATRICK, YOU'RE FIRED.

BUT I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE.

WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB, STARTING NOW?

BOY, WOULD I!?

YOU'RE FIRED.

MY TURN.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

"LOOK FOR THE DEACON'S GOOSE

THRU THE FORK IN THE OLD TREE AND HEAD THAT WAY."

WELL, I SEE MR. KRABS' ZIPPER IS UNDONE.

SHIVER ME TIMBERS.

( laughing ): JUST KIDDING, MR. KRABS.

I'M ALMOST TO THE TREASURE.

YOUR TURN AGAIN, MR. KRABS.

I HOPE.

FISHEYES.

ONE, TWO.

"YOU ARE A REAL PIRATE.

"GO STRAIGHT TO THE 'X'

WHICH MARKS THE SPOT."

YOU GET TO DIG FOR TREASURE.

TREASURE?

THERE IT IS.

IT'S THE FLYING DUTCHMAN'S TREASURE.

GOLD, GOLD, GOLD. MINE, MINE, MINE!

HEY! MR. KRABS IS GETTING ALL SWEATY AGAIN.

REV UP THOSE FRYERS, 'CAUSE I AM SURE HUNGRY FOR ONE....

HELP. HELP.

MY LEG!

CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE CLOSED?

READY FOR ANOTHER ROUND?

THIS IS MY KIND OF GAME.

HOORAY!

SIX. ONE, TWO...

I WIN AGAIN!

OH, THAT'S 17 TIMES IN A ROW.

I THINK WE OUGHT TO CALL IT A NIGHT, MR. KRABS.

I REALLY GOT TO GET SOME SLEEP.

OH, YOU CAN'T WALK OUT ON ME NOW.

I'M SORRY, MR. KRABS.

SEE YOU TOMORROW.

HUH? WHO'S THERE?

COME ON, SPONGEBOB.

ONE MORE GAME.

I CAN SMELL THE TREASURE.

MR. KRABS, IT'S LATE.

GO TO BED.

GOOD NIGHT, MR. KRABS.

THE WIND IS PERFECT, THE TIDE IS RIGHT.

LET'S HUNT FOR TREASURE.

MR. KRABS, YOU GOT...

TREAD SOFTLY, LAD.

IF THE DUTCHMAN HEARS YOU

WE'LL NEVER GET HIS TREASURE.

BUT, MR. KRABS...

I'LL ROLL FOR YOU, BOY. BUT, MISTER...

EIGHT PACES NORTH.

THAT'S A GOOD START, LAD. BUT, MISTER...

ONE, TWO, THREE...

MR. KRABS!

I WANT TO GO TO BED!

MR. KRABS, I'M SORRY, BUT-- IT'S JUST A GAME, YOU KNOW?

A GAME. THAT'S RIGHT.

OF COURSE IT IS.

MY MISTAKE.

I GUESS I GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY, EH?

THOUGH IT IS TREASURE WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE.

SORRY FOR DISTURBING YOU, LAD.

AVAST!

PINEAPPLE HO!

HEAVE TO AND PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!

OH, GO HOME ALREADY.

I'M DONE PLAYING THAT GAME, MR. KRABS.

THAT'S CAPTAIN KRABS TO YOU

AND THIS IS NO GAME.

WE'RE GOING TO BE PIRATES.

PIRATES?

AYE!

HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GO ON A REAL TREASURE HUNT?

WITH A REAL TREASURE MAP?

TREASURE? TREASURE?

* WE'RE GONNA BE PIRATES!

* WE'RE GONNA BE PIRATES!

HEY, HEY, BELAY THAT SKIPPING.

PIRATES DON'T SKIP.

PUT ON THIS PIRATE GARB

SO I WON'T BE EMBARRASSED TO BE SEEN WITH YOU.

ARRGH.

OH, PATRICK, LOOK.

PEG LEGS AND EYE PATCHES.

NOW, DON'T YOU FEEL MORE LIKE PIRATES?

LOOK, I'M PEGGY THE PIRATE.

UH, OH...

I'M BLINDBEARD, THE PIRATE.

OOP. OW!

ARRGH.

KEEP A SHARP LOOKOUT, SPONGEBOB.

ACCORDING TO THE MAP

WE'RE CLOSE TO THE FIRST LANDMARK.

REALLY?

CAN WE SEE THE MAP?

UH... NO.

ONLY THE CAPTAIN CAN LAY EYES ON THE MAP.

OKEYDOKEY, THEN.

ARRGH.

A PIRATE DOESN'T SAY "OKEYDOKEY, THEN."

I PIRATE SAYS, "ARRGH."

OH, OKEY... OOP. HA-HA-HA.

I MEAN... ARRGH, CAPTAIN KRABS.

CAPTAIN, WE'RE ABOUT TO HIT...

I MEAN... ARRGH, CAPT... UH, WE'RE ARRGH, ABOUT ARRGH...

TO HIT, ARRGH...

OUT WITH IT, MAN. ARRGH.

I, ARRGH, THINK, ARRGH

HE'S TRYING, ARRGH TO SAY, ARRGH...

LAND.

ARRGH.

FROM NOW ON, ONLY THE CAPTAIN SAYS, "ARRGH."

STATUS REPORT, MR. SQUAREPANTS.

THE WHOLE SHIP IS UNDERWATER, CAPTAIN.

ARRGH.

WE'RE MAROONED, THEN.

OUR TREASURE HUNT WILL HAVE TO CONTINUE ON FOOT.

THIS IS IT, BOYS.

"FROM THE SEAWEED WITH TWO LEAVES ON IT

10,000 PACES EAST."

BUT, MR. KRABS, THAT SEAWEED HAS...

WHICH WAY, CAP'N?

ENSIGN PATRICK, WHICH WAY IS EAST?

UH... LET'S SEE.

THAT WAY, CAP'N.

9,997....

9,998...

9,999...

10,000.

WHERE'S THE "X"?

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT HERE.

10,000 PACES EAST.

OH... EAST?

I THOUGHT YOU SAID "WEAST."

"WEAST"? WHAT KIND OF COMPASS

ARE YOU READING, LAD?

THIS ONE, SIR.

THAT'S WEST, PATRICK.

YOU'RE FIRED AGAIN.

9,551...

9,552...

MR. KRABS...

WE'RE TIRED.

AND HUNGRY.

OH. SO THIS IS MY CREW?

YOU GET A LITTLE TIRED AND A WEE BIT HUNGRY...

AND YOU WANT TO SHOVE OFF FOR HOME.

ARRGH. THAT SICKENS ME.

A PIRATE IS NOT JUDGED BY THE NOTCHES IN HIS CUTLASS

OR THE SIZE OF HIS BOOTY.

A PIRATE IS JUDGED BY THE LOYALTY OF HIS CREW

AND WITHOUT A LOYAL CREW

WHAT AM I CAPTAIN OF?

JUST A BUNCH OF SAND.

( sobs )

DON'T CRY, CAPTAIN KRABS.

YEAH, WE'LL BE YOUR LOYAL CREW.

( both sobbing )

YOU'LL STAY WITH ME, THEN?

Both: WE'LL BE THE MOST LOYAL PIRATE CREW EVER!

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU, BOYS.

ONE FOR ALL...

AND ALL FOR ONE!

I'M SO LOYAL

I DON'T EVEN MIND SLEEPING ON THE COLD, HARD GROUND

WHILE CAPTAIN KRABS SLEEPS IN HIS WARM, DRY TENT.

I'M SO LOYAL

I HAVEN'T BATHED IN WEEKS.

BUT WE'VE ONLY BEEN OUT FOR A FEW HOURS.

I KNOW...

( snickering )

I'M SO LOYAL, I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP

TILL WE FIND THE TREASURE.

LET'S SEE IF THE CAPTAIN'LL GO NOW.

CAPTAIN KRABS!

HE'S NOT HERE.

LOOK.

THE TREASURE MAP.

ONLY THE CAPTAIN CAN LOOK AT THE MAP, PATRICK.

YEAH.

PATRICK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NOTHING.

PATRICK, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED

TO LOOK AT THE MAP.

I'M NOT LOOKING, I'M TOUCHING.

THERE'S NO RULE AGAINST THAT, IS THERE?

NO, GUESS THERE ISN'T.

( squeaking )

OOPS. PATRICK, IT OPENED BY ITSELF.

( both laughing )

( chattering )

SPONGEBOB.

YEAH?

DID YOU NOTICE SOMETHING FAMILIAR ABOUT THIS MAP?

YOU MEAN LIKE THAT IT'S OUR GAME BOARD TAPED TO A PIECE OF PAPER?

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A PROBLEM?

( crew yelling )

SNEAKING PEEKS AT ME TREASURE MAP.

THAT'S MUTINY ON M SHIP.

SO YOU THINK OL' CAPTAIN KRABS HAS GONE CRAZY, DO YE?

NOT AT ALL, CAP'N KRABS.

WE DON'T THINK THAT AT ALL.

I THINK THAT.

I'M GOING TO THROW YOU OVERBOARD FOR SAYING THAT.

( gibbering )

OH, LOOK.

IT'S THE "X."

X MARKS THE SPOT.

WOW. THAT GAME REALLY IS

BASED ON A REAL TREASURE MAP.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR LADS? DIG! DIG!!

DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG, DIG.

WE'VE GOT IT, CAP'N KRABS.

HA-HA. HAND IT UP TO ME, LADS.

HEAVE!

WE'VE FINALLY FOUND IT.

* THE DUTCHMAN'S TREASURE.

WOW. WOW.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO

WITH YOUR SHARE, PATRICK?

I DON'T KNOW.

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SPEND

YOUR SHARE, SPONGEBOB?

WHAT SHARES?

YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY OF MY TREASURE.

WE FOUND IT TOGETHER

SO WE DESERVE A SHARE.

WELL, I'M THE CAPTAIN

AND I SAY IT'S MINE.

WHAT ABOUT LOYALTY?

ALL FOR ONE.

AND ONE FOR ALL.

ALL FOR ONE.

...AND ONE FOR ALL.

ALL FOR ONE.

I'M THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.

I'M THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.

WHO DARES WAKE THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?

KEEP IT DOWN, WILL YOU!

I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP. UH.

ALL FOR ONE.

ONE FOR ALL.

( thunderclap )

WHO DUG UP THE DUTCHMAN'S TREASURE?

THEY DID!

ARRGH.

SO YOU TWO SCALLYWAGS DUG UP ME TREASURE.

WELL, YOU SAVED ME A LOT OF DIGGING, YOU DID.

SO HERE'S A REWARD FOR THE TWO OF YOUS.

WOW.

* TWO GOLD DOUBLOONS.

WAIT!

I'M CAPTAIN OF THIS CREW.

WHERE'S MY REWARD?

HMM. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOUR TROUBLE.

GOLD, GOLD, GOLD, GOLD.

HUH? WELL, IT'S JUST A LITTLE PLASTIC TREASURE CHEST.

* PLASTIC!

AYE, BUT IT'S BASED ON A REAL TREASURE CHEST.

( loud laughter )

GEE, MR. KRABS, YOU'RE LOOKING ALL SWEATY AGAIN.

ANOTHER FUN-TASTIC DAY AT GLOVE WORLD.

( grunting )

( clearing throat )

LET ME GET MY WALLET.

( grunting )

WAIT, LET ME CHECK...

( grunting )

NO...

PATRICK, DO YOU HAVE ANY CHANGE?

HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED?

HOW MUCH IS IT?

50 CENTS.

50 CENTS.

Spongebob: LET ME CHECK...

FORGET IT.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

JUST TAKE YOUR SEAT!

THANKS, MISTER.

YEAH, WHATEV...

( snoring )

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT AT GLOVE WORLD.

OKAY, HERE'S MY GLOVE LIGHT.

WOW.

I SEE YOU.

( both laughing )

I GOT GLOVES FOR MY GLOVE ACTION FIGURE.

COOL!

HEY, SPONGEBOB.

YEAH, PATRICK?

WHERE'S "LEAVING BIKINI BOTTOM"?

WHERE DID YOU SEE THAT?

WE JUST PASSED THE SIGN.

"YOU ARE NOW IN LEAVING BIKINI BOTTOM."

OH!

WHAT?

WHAT'S WRONG, SPONGEBOB?

PATRICK, I THINK WE'RE ON THE WRONG

BUS!

BUS!

( teeth chattering )

WHOA!

( chuckling )

BUT, SIR, WE NEED TO GET BACK TO BIKINI BOTTOM.

OH, WELL.

( tires screeching )

WHERE IS THIS, SPONGEBOB?

Spongebob: "ROCK BOTTOM."

IT SURE IS WEIRD AROUND HERE.

KIND OF DIFFERENT.

EVEN THE SOIL LOOKS DIFFERENT.

WOULD YOU... ( raspberry )

MIND... ( raspberry )

PUTTING ME DOWN?

( gasping )

BOB, I DON'T LIKE IT HERE.

IT'S DARK AND SCARY.

I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.

I WANT TO GO HOME!

LOOK! I-I CAN'T EVEN TELL THE BATHROOMS APART!

( toilet flushing )

UH... THAT'S AN EASY ONE, PATRICK.

UH, JUST WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO COME OUT

AND THEN YOU'LL KNOW.

( groaning )

( gasping )

MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT FOR ONE MORE.

UGH. OOH.

OOH. EEE.

( both gasping )

OH. AAH!

I STILL CAN'T READ THE SIGN.

I WANT TO GO HOME!

UH... UH... OKAY.

YOU WAIT FOR THE BUS, CALL ME IF IT COMES

I'M GOING TO GET A BUS SCHEDULE.

BOY, THIS PLACE SURE IS CREEPY.

HEY, SPONGEBOB!

BUS IS HERE!

( panting )

( crying )

SPONGEBOB!

( panting and gasping )

( sighs )

WELL, I GUESS GRANDPA SQUAREPANTS WAS RIGHT--

"DON'T RUN FOR A BUS...

( elderly voice ): ESPECIALLY ONE THAT'S GOING UP AT A 90-DEGREE ANGLE."

I'D BETTER GO WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE.

COME ON, BUS!

I GOT TO GET HOME AND FEED GARY!

UH-OH. SHOE'S UNTIED.

UNDER...

AND OVER...

AND LOOP-DE-LOOP...

AND OVER... AND...

THROUGH THE BELL.

WAIT!

( wind whistling )

MY BALLOON!

( panting and grunting )

WAIT!

HOLD ON!

STOP THAT BUS!

AW, NOT AGAIN!

UM, EXCUSE ME, SIR.

CAN YOU HELP ME?

( raspberry )

UH... UH, YEAH, I...

NO... NO!

NOT THE BALLOON!

I NEED TO KNOW WHEN THE NEXT BUS COMES.

( screaming and panting )

WELL, THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE.

I GOT TO BE MORE DILIGENT.

I AM NOT LEAVING THIS SPOT NO MATTER WHAT!

( stomach growling )

GETTING HUNGRY.

GLOVE CANDY DISPENSER.

GOOD THING I WENT TO GLOVE WORLD.

AH, AH, AH-AH-AH.

( chewing loudly )

EW! GLOVE-FLAVORED!

HEY! WHAT'S THAT?

CANDY MACHINE.

MMM.

KELP NUGGET CRUNCH.

MMM.

( wind whistling )

I'M NOT LEAVING THIS SPOT NO MATTER WHAT!

( stomach growling )

I'LL ONLY BE GONE A SECOND.

HEY!

( frustrated grunt )

( stomach growling )

WAIT!

COME ON, COME ON!

( frustrated grunt )

( bus engine revving )

( laughing )

( frustrated grunt )

HEY!

THAT WAS MINE!

BARNACLES!

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!

TARTAR SAUCE!

FISH FACE!

I'M GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS RIGHT NOW!

I WANT A BUS TO BIKINI BOTTOM!

I AM FIRST IN LINE

AND NO ONE IS GOING TO TELL ME OTHERWISE!

( bubbly growling )

OKAY, SECOND.

I AM SECOND IN LINE.

( fierce growling )

OKAY, THIRD IS GOOD!

( screeching )

FOURTH, NOT BAD.

( panting )

OKAY... 329.

I AM 329th IN LINE

AND NOBODY FORGET IT.

( raspberry )

( groaning )

Ticket agent: NEXT ( raspberry ).

WELL, AT LEAST THE LINE IS MOVING.

( raspberries )

( angry grunt )

TARTAR SAUCE!

( angry sputtering )

( raspberry ) NEXT.

( raspberry ) NEXT.

( snoring )

( raspberry ) NEXT.

( raspberry ) NEXT!

HUH?

NEXT? ( raspberry )

FINALLY-- YES, I'M NEXT!

WHEN IS THE NEXT BUS TO BIKINI BOTTOM?

WHAT ( raspberry )?

THE BUS SCHEDULE. THE NEXT BUS.

I CAN'T... ( raspberry )

UNDERSTAND... ( raspberry )

YOUR ACCENT ( raspberry ).

THE NEXT BUS... ( raspberry )

TO BIKINI... ( raspberry )

BOTTOM ( raspberry ).

OH... ( raspberry )

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO ( raspberry )?

NEXT BUS LEAVES IN ( raspberry ) FIVE SECONDS.

OOH, TOUGH LUCK, KID ( raspberry ).

THAT'S THE LAST ONE TILL MORNING.

( raspberry )

OH, ( raspberry ) NO, ( raspberry ) YOU DON'T!

( raspberry )

GOOD NIGHT ( raspberry ).

HOLD IT!

I'M NOT THROUGH HERE ( raspberry ).

DO YOU HEAR ME ( raspberry )?

I DEMAND YOU COME BACK

AND GET ME A BUS TO BIKINI BOTTOM RIGHT NOW!

UNTIL THEN, I AM NOT LEAVING THIS SPOT!

( raspberries )

UH...

( giggling )

OKAY, LIKE I SAID

I'LL BE RIGHT HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK...

AT THIS SPOT...

IN THE DARK.

BY MYSELF.

WITH NO ONE AROUND.

EXCEPT MY GLOVE LIGHT!

AH, THAT'S BETTER.

( sparking and raspberry )

THIS ISN'T YOUR AVERAGE EVERYDAY DARKNESS.

THIS IS...

ADVANCED DARKNESS.

HEY, IF I CLOSE MY EYES IT DOESN'T SEEM SO DARK.

( distant raspberry )

( raspberry ) WHO'S THERE?

WELL, I GUESS THAT SPOT WILL BE THERE TOMORROW.

I THINK I'D BETTER JUST KEEP WALKING.

( raspberry )

RUNNING. BETTER START RUNNING

RUNNING, RUNNING.

( raspberry )

SPRINTING! YES!

I JUST GOT TO KEEP SPRINTING!

SITTING...

SITTING... BLEEDING.

HEY...

WHO'S THERE?

( raspberry )

OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

( raspberry )

DON'T COME CLOSER!

( raspberry )

I'M WARNING YOU!

( raspberry )

I'M A SPONGE!

( screaming )

( raspberry )

OH, IT'S ONLY YOU.

WELL, THAT SOLVES MY BALLOON PROBLEM

BUT I'VE GOT A BIGGER PROBLEM--

I'M KIND OF STUCK HERE.

I NEED TO CATCH A BUS TO GET HOME.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD I'M SAYING, DO YOU?

BALLOON ( raspberry ) HAS ( raspberry )

ENOUGH ( raspberry ) AIR ( raspberry ) THANKS ( raspberry ).

( raspberries )

HEY, I GET IT.

BALLOON TRAVEL.

THANK ( raspberry ) YOU ( raspberry ).

YOU'RE WELCOME.

AH, HOME AT LAST.

DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB

I'M COMING BACK FOR YOU!

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON

Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]