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What happened?
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My mother helped me to kill a whale.
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And tell me everything.
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As soon as Mr. Gennaro came to pick up
Pascallino for the house, he immediately
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called me and brought me two beautiful
crowns.
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Oh, that guy was good, eh? He took only
200 lire for the rent, with a sign, and
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even the rent.
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You told me, he's such a good young man.
And then I'm so old that I'm tired.
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He put me in the bed, one on the right
and the other on the left. And then he
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put me in the window, doing also the
windows.
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Aroppo un poco e passato un turista
francese. E subito se mi sa parla
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Un bello guaglionato, abrizzolato, un
coppa quarantino. Capo a fortuna parlavo
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pure un po' che l 'italiano.
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E meno male.
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Se no, come faccio a capire?
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Comunque, solo me la faccio trattare a
indes e cattare subito i 10 .000 lire.
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Pò, come riusciste voi, a raputare a me
lì. E c 'ero io, la morta.
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Rosalba, you're making an impression.
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Rosalba, you made an
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impression.
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Invece sono io.
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Sto zitto un coppoletto e sto calato
casolo.
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Vicino a morto. Eh, vicino a me.
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Allora mia sorella ci ha detto, scusate,
non avete paura dei morti? Lo sapete
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che cosa ha risposto? Io tengo paura dei
vivi, i morti sono morti, che paura non
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sanno. E poi, a sora vostra è pur buono.
Vabbè, ma chi è francese? Che ne sanno
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quei francesi dei morti?
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Immagino che ha paura, ci ha detto,
monsieur, queste sono le diecimila lire
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gli atto vengono.
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E beh, che ha fatto?
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Chi li sei mise a rirere? Ha detto,
allora questa è una truffa. Mi volevate
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rubare le 10 .000 lire.
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Voi napoletane siete sempre gli stessi,
ma noi francesi non siamo fessi. E beh,
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poco ha fatto, se ne è giuto. Ma quando
mai chi le sta ancora a casa?
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Mia sorella si è chiusa in camera da
letto. Isto si è piazzato in
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ha detto che tanto se ne va quando ha
preso quello per cui ha pagato.
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Excuse me, but did you give him 10 ,000
euros?
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How? I didn't give it to him.
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But he said that for a Frenchman, a
verbal agreement is better than a
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agreement. And if he doesn't take what
he expects, he calls me a guard.
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Mamma mia, chi è francese? Si viene nei
guardi, la ragione a esse non ha buio. E
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questo non è niente.
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Immaginate se torna Pasquale da caserta.
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Oh, non sia mai a te.
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E si è aggirita a marito e non torna a
primere cinque.
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Sentite, ma voi a casa te...
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Don Peppino!
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Don Peppino!
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Don Peppino!
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Really, with your husband we agreed that
we would close the January accounts
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tomorrow. You don't get angry.
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Anticipate my 10 ,000 lire. Then my
husband will think about it.
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But... something happened.
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Rosario is making a lot of noise.
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He had problems with a French tourist.
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But nothing serious.
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You can go.
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As you wish.
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Rosal, this 10 ,000 lire, given by the
French tourist, has one condition, that
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he can't do it anymore.
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We'll do it as soon as our husbands
come. Mrs. Ma, how do we do it?
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Don't worry, we'll do it as soon as
possible.
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We'll do it as soon as possible.
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Thank you Mrs. Ma, but I don't want
to...
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Your coffee always sucks.
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And I do not intend to give up.
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But the business is worth the same.
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Or earn 10 ,000 pounds without doing
anything.
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But I do not need to earn 10 ,000
pounds.
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And then your head is worth at least 30
times more.
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You are a dirty!
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And then
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He said you can come in.
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But do it quickly.
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Sooner or later my husband will come
back.
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Ah, but there's a husband.
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I'm sorry, Tentilettino, but I paid.
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And I want to enjoy my money. You
disgust me.
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And you, Neapolitans, don't know how to
speak the language of your nation.
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And you think you're the smartest in the
world.
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You're just making me laugh.
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Stop crying.
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Listen to me carefully.
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You must treat me as if I were the man
you love the most in the world.
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And I assure you that you will regret it
in the end.
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You must blame me.
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I don't want to do anything.
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Do you understand?
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Thank you.
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Hmm.
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Thank you.
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um um
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Oh.
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Oh, God.
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Awesome.
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oh oh oh
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Ma hai capito che la mia è una
situazione disperata?
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Sì, lo so, e ne sono profondamente
addolorato. Ma perché ci debbo rimettere
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.000 lire?
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Eh, hai fatto un 'opera buona.
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Ma non sto nelle condizioni di fare una
beneficenza di 10 .000 lire.
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Ah, però per fare il mandrillo schifoso
te le potevi permettere, vero? E almeno
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ci guadagnavo salute.
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Le 10 .000 lire, sai benissimo dove
stanno.
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E se non sei un vigliacco, puoi piccare
una mano e prendertele tu stesso.
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Il morto è ancora caldo, eh?
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How is it still hot?
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It's been here for two days, it stinks a
little more.
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But I say, you can put your hand on it
too, eh?
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You may not know what happened to me.
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I, with 10 ,000 lire, camp for three
days.
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It's the night of good and evil.
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The cruel victory over the righteous on
the part of the insatiable avidity of
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night surveillance.
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Day will come...
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...that a ray of light, you see, will
deeply shatter the darkness...
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into nothing the fetus that surrounds
you.
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Yes, but... It's the fight for the good
and the never. The day will come,
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brother. But I... The day will come. But
I... Farewell, brother.
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Here it is.
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That one's coming back.
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And if he comes back, I'll kick his ass
and throw him out again.
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Then I'll close the door.
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When he comes back to ask for help, I'll
go out, I'll kick his ass and take him
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to the emergency room.
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The cylinder worked well this time too,
eh, Don Gennaro?
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This is a hat that has done its job
through the centuries.
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I'm still doing it today.
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And I think it will continue to do so
even in the face of future generations.
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Even when the time of atomic energy will
be for all men in a long -standing
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memory. So you think that when men will
go to Mars or the Moon, the first thing
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they will bring with them will be the
cylinder?
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No, not the first.
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You don't start from the cylinder hat,
you get there.
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And even knowing it, I don't understand
what I would really like to know.
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That the convent...
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What a welcome! They had a king at the
time when I presented the project to
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them. I don't know, it's none of your
business.
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Maestra, look at this drawing.
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Is it a barrel?
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No, maestra.
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Is it a pot?
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Not even, maestra.
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Is it a chimney?
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Siete lontano, maestà.
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Sta da dicere pure che a re e a regina
in tutte le epoche so sembra stata un
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tardiva.
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Allora, dimmelo tu di che sangue della
marina si tratta, non farmi perdere
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tempo. E questo è un cappello, maestà.
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E me lo porti a me? Ma che niente niente
hai saputo che faccio il cappellaio?
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Esci fuori, buffone!
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No, calmatevi, maestà.
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Statemi a sentire.
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It is a hat that at any moment, and you
know, you never know how things are
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going, can even save your throne,
maestra.
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First of all, the power of this hat can
only be understood by educated men.
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The illiterates will find it exaggerated
for them, so not only will they not
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usually wear it,
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but they will not even try it on for a
single minute.
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This hat in a cylinder, maestra, will be
brought by the ministers for official
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ceremonies, the doctors for
consultations, the spouses and the
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great weddings to make it clear that
marriage is a serious thing.
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There will be no duel without a
cylinder.
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The funeral of a big piece where the
cylinder will not be, and will never be
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important funeral.
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Your army, Your Majesty, with a cylinder
hat on its head, will look like the
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double, will frighten the enemy and will
put it to flight.
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This, dear Lombeppino, is an eternal and
miraculous hat.
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And every needy family should always
keep one at hand, ready.
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There, close to the hat.
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Buon Natale! Buona Pasqua! E se ne va!
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I say the same thing with any hat on my
head, or with a hat on my head.
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Not only does it make my face crooked
and go away without saying goodbye, but
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also makes my mouth open.
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Ah, when I came to the boss's house to
take a picture, the cylinder was also
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his.
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It is also true that in that case, to
tell the truth, it was an old man who
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really ignorant.
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But he made one of those who signed with
the cross understand.
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But, like all illiterate men, he wanted
an illiterate son.
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He had nothing to do with it.
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That's when the problems started. When
your father started to have a son.
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It always happens like this.
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Illiterate men are born from illiterate
fathers, and illiterate fathers are born
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from illiterate fathers.
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But now, let's not waste time.
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And let's get to it.
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So, Don Peppino, how did this month of
January end? Ah, we made 50 ,000 lire.
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Wait, I'll give you your part.
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There must have been a mistake.
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My country, 50 ,000 divided by 2 is 25
,000 lire per one. These are 15 ,000
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lire.
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You're right, but I gave 10 ,000 lire to
your wife.
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Why?
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She asked me.
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What reason?
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If my wife asked you all the 50 ,000
lire, you would tell her.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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um um
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Oh. Oh.
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I love you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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Oh, oh.
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Thank you.
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What?
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Uh -oh.
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Ugh. Ugh.
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