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What happened?

My mother helped me to kill a whale.

And tell me everything.

As soon as Mr. Gennaro came to pick up Pascallino for the house, he immediately

called me and brought me two beautiful crowns.

Oh, that guy was good, eh? He took only 200 lire for the rent, with a sign, and

even the rent.

You told me, he's such a good young man. And then I'm so old that I'm tired.

He put me in the bed, one on the right and the other on the left. And then he

put me in the window, doing also the windows.

Aroppo un poco e passato un turista francese. E subito se mi sa parla

Un bello guaglionato, abrizzolato, un coppa quarantino. Capo a fortuna parlavo

pure un po' che l 'italiano.

E meno male.

Se no, come faccio a capire?

Comunque, solo me la faccio trattare a indes e cattare subito i 10 .000 lire.

Pò, come riusciste voi, a raputare a me lì. E c 'ero io, la morta.

Rosalba, you're making an impression.

Rosalba, you made an

impression.

Invece sono io.

Sto zitto un coppoletto e sto calato casolo.

Vicino a morto. Eh, vicino a me.

Allora mia sorella ci ha detto, scusate, non avete paura dei morti? Lo sapete

che cosa ha risposto? Io tengo paura dei vivi, i morti sono morti, che paura non

sanno. E poi, a sora vostra è pur buono. Vabbè, ma chi è francese? Che ne sanno

quei francesi dei morti?

Immagino che ha paura, ci ha detto, monsieur, queste sono le diecimila lire

gli atto vengono.

E beh, che ha fatto?

Chi li sei mise a rirere? Ha detto, allora questa è una truffa. Mi volevate

rubare le 10 .000 lire.

Voi napoletane siete sempre gli stessi, ma noi francesi non siamo fessi. E beh,

poco ha fatto, se ne è giuto. Ma quando mai chi le sta ancora a casa?

Mia sorella si è chiusa in camera da letto. Isto si è piazzato in

ha detto che tanto se ne va quando ha preso quello per cui ha pagato.

Excuse me, but did you give him 10 ,000 euros?

How? I didn't give it to him.

But he said that for a Frenchman, a verbal agreement is better than a

agreement. And if he doesn't take what he expects, he calls me a guard.

Mamma mia, chi è francese? Si viene nei guardi, la ragione a esse non ha buio. E

questo non è niente.

Immaginate se torna Pasquale da caserta.

Oh, non sia mai a te.

E si è aggirita a marito e non torna a primere cinque.

Sentite, ma voi a casa te...

Don Peppino!

Don Peppino!

Don Peppino!

Really, with your husband we agreed that we would close the January accounts

tomorrow. You don't get angry.

Anticipate my 10 ,000 lire. Then my husband will think about it.

But... something happened.

Rosario is making a lot of noise.

He had problems with a French tourist.

But nothing serious.

You can go.

As you wish.

Rosal, this 10 ,000 lire, given by the French tourist, has one condition, that

he can't do it anymore.

We'll do it as soon as our husbands come. Mrs. Ma, how do we do it?

Don't worry, we'll do it as soon as possible.

We'll do it as soon as possible.

Thank you Mrs. Ma, but I don't want to...

Your coffee always sucks.

And I do not intend to give up.

But the business is worth the same.

Or earn 10 ,000 pounds without doing anything.

But I do not need to earn 10 ,000 pounds.

And then your head is worth at least 30 times more.

You are a dirty!

And then

He said you can come in.

But do it quickly.

Sooner or later my husband will come back.

Ah, but there's a husband.

I'm sorry, Tentilettino, but I paid.

And I want to enjoy my money. You disgust me.

And you, Neapolitans, don't know how to speak the language of your nation.

And you think you're the smartest in the world.

You're just making me laugh.

Stop crying.

Listen to me carefully.

You must treat me as if I were the man you love the most in the world.

And I assure you that you will regret it in the end.

You must blame me.

I don't want to do anything.

Do you understand?

Thank you.

Hmm.

Thank you.

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Oh.

Oh, God.

Awesome.

oh oh oh

Ma hai capito che la mia è una situazione disperata?

Sì, lo so, e ne sono profondamente addolorato. Ma perché ci debbo rimettere

.000 lire?

Eh, hai fatto un 'opera buona.

Ma non sto nelle condizioni di fare una beneficenza di 10 .000 lire.

Ah, però per fare il mandrillo schifoso te le potevi permettere, vero? E almeno

ci guadagnavo salute.

Le 10 .000 lire, sai benissimo dove stanno.

E se non sei un vigliacco, puoi piccare una mano e prendertele tu stesso.

Il morto è ancora caldo, eh?

How is it still hot?

It's been here for two days, it stinks a little more.

But I say, you can put your hand on it too, eh?

You may not know what happened to me.

I, with 10 ,000 lire, camp for three days.

It's the night of good and evil.

The cruel victory over the righteous on the part of the insatiable avidity of

night surveillance.

Day will come...

...that a ray of light, you see, will deeply shatter the darkness...

into nothing the fetus that surrounds you.

Yes, but... It's the fight for the good and the never. The day will come,

brother. But I... The day will come. But I... Farewell, brother.

Here it is.

That one's coming back.

And if he comes back, I'll kick his ass and throw him out again.

Then I'll close the door.

When he comes back to ask for help, I'll go out, I'll kick his ass and take him

to the emergency room.

The cylinder worked well this time too, eh, Don Gennaro?

This is a hat that has done its job through the centuries.

I'm still doing it today.

And I think it will continue to do so even in the face of future generations.

Even when the time of atomic energy will be for all men in a long -standing

memory. So you think that when men will go to Mars or the Moon, the first thing

they will bring with them will be the cylinder?

No, not the first.

You don't start from the cylinder hat, you get there.

And even knowing it, I don't understand what I would really like to know.

That the convent...

What a welcome! They had a king at the time when I presented the project to

them. I don't know, it's none of your business.

Maestra, look at this drawing.

Is it a barrel?

No, maestra.

Is it a pot?

Not even, maestra.

Is it a chimney?

Siete lontano, maestà.

Sta da dicere pure che a re e a regina in tutte le epoche so sembra stata un

tardiva.

Allora, dimmelo tu di che sangue della marina si tratta, non farmi perdere

tempo. E questo è un cappello, maestà.

E me lo porti a me? Ma che niente niente hai saputo che faccio il cappellaio?

Esci fuori, buffone!

No, calmatevi, maestà.

Statemi a sentire.

It is a hat that at any moment, and you know, you never know how things are

going, can even save your throne, maestra.

First of all, the power of this hat can only be understood by educated men.

The illiterates will find it exaggerated for them, so not only will they not

usually wear it,

but they will not even try it on for a single minute.

This hat in a cylinder, maestra, will be brought by the ministers for official

ceremonies, the doctors for consultations, the spouses and the

great weddings to make it clear that marriage is a serious thing.

There will be no duel without a cylinder.

The funeral of a big piece where the cylinder will not be, and will never be

important funeral.

Your army, Your Majesty, with a cylinder hat on its head, will look like the

double, will frighten the enemy and will put it to flight.

This, dear Lombeppino, is an eternal and miraculous hat.

And every needy family should always keep one at hand, ready.

There, close to the hat.

Buon Natale! Buona Pasqua! E se ne va!

I say the same thing with any hat on my head, or with a hat on my head.

Not only does it make my face crooked and go away without saying goodbye, but

also makes my mouth open.

Ah, when I came to the boss's house to take a picture, the cylinder was also

his.

It is also true that in that case, to tell the truth, it was an old man who

really ignorant.

But he made one of those who signed with the cross understand.

But, like all illiterate men, he wanted an illiterate son.

He had nothing to do with it.

That's when the problems started. When your father started to have a son.

It always happens like this.

Illiterate men are born from illiterate fathers, and illiterate fathers are born

from illiterate fathers.

But now, let's not waste time.

And let's get to it.

So, Don Peppino, how did this month of January end? Ah, we made 50 ,000 lire.

Wait, I'll give you your part.

There must have been a mistake.

My country, 50 ,000 divided by 2 is 25 ,000 lire per one. These are 15 ,000

lire.

You're right, but I gave 10 ,000 lire to your wife.

Why?

She asked me.

What reason?

If my wife asked you all the 50 ,000 lire, you would tell her.

Thank you.

Oh.

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Oh. Oh.

I love you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh, oh.

Thank you.

What?

Uh -oh.

Ugh. Ugh.