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Hey.

Hi. What up?

Oh, just checking on my boyfriend.

How about you?

Same shit, different day. Fucking tired.

Oh, that's fun.

Anything good on TV or no?

Huh? Anything good on TV?

Um, well, there's probably Mighty B.

Yeah.

Nickelodeon, so.

Sounds lame.

So what did you do last night?

Oh, I went to a party with my friends.

Yeah, how was it?

Um, okay.

It was normal. Like, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Gosh, these cats are so hard to get comfortable in.

What are you doing, Fidget?

Hmm? Why are you fidgeting?

Oh, um, I'm not fidgeting.

Sure.

Weirdo.

Anyway, so wait you went out last night.

Yeah, and Didn't really meet anyone and drink

a little bit, but that's about it. No, you shouldn't be drinking Yeah, what

are

you doing dude?

Nothing, nothing. I'm just texting my boyfriend, that's it.

Okay. Fucking being weird with your texts.

No, no, no, no. Not weird at all.

What's on the ceiling, dude? What are you looking at?

Yo.

Yo, man, are you fucking serious right now?

Um, no, no, no, it's not like that. Are you seriously masturbating?

My boyfriend was just sending me pictures.

I'm really horny. Okay, this is a little weird.

Um, no, it wasn't supposed to be like that. I'm so sorry.

Dude, fucking mom and dad are here, and you're fucking masturbating right there?

Like, for real, for real?

Yeah.

He sent me pictures. Why can't I?

Why can't you what?

You don't masturbate. It's not a big deal. No.

Yo.

You're fucking terrible, man. And you can't be doing that with me in the room.

Like, for real.

Just go tell dad. Yo, really, chill.

Seriously? Yeah, I really need to.

What the fuck? You really have to do this right here, right now when I'm

Stop.

No, stop.

Stop.

Stop.

No, I don't want to stop.

Dude.

Dad's gonna stop.

For real, dude, this is wrong.

No, it's wrong in a good way.

Is it really? Yeah. Are you sure about that? Yeah.

What the fuck?

You just want me to sit here and fucking watch?

Uh -huh.

I don't know. I thought... I thought, okay.

Because you're my fucking stepsister and you're just sitting here masturbating

in front of me. Like, come on, bro.

Dad's walking around in the background and shit.

I don't really care about your boyfriend.

Okay.

Dude, you need to, like, go to a meeting or something like that.

Sexaholics or some shit, for real. No, no, no, no, I don't. Yeah, yeah, for

real.

You're masturbating in front of your brother.

In front of your fucking brother.

You realize that, right?

Yeah.

And that doesn't bother you at all?

Not really.

Kind of.

Okay.

It's like look at yourself, not me. It's getting weird now.

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

Are you sure this doesn't feel wrong?

Oh, I'm sure.

I'm certain now.

Whoa.

because it's weird when you do it.

What are you doing?

What, man? No, no, you can't do that.

Can't do what?

No, you can't fucking touch my pussy.

You said I can fucking watch. What's the difference?

No, I just don't want you fucking touching my pussy. You can watch. Then

fuck would you ask me to watch?

You know, I really like people watching masturbate. Yeah, you paint your own

fucking stepbrother and they can't fucking touch it? What's the big deal?

Because it's true. You show it to me, you put it on display. Like what?

You know, you have a point, but still, I just don't want you to fucking touch

it. Except no for an answer.

Fine, dude, I'll just watch, though. Whatever.

Just let her fucking leave.

Okay.

Hey, what the hell?

Come on, man.

Stop.

Stop. Have fun by yourself.

Fuck you then. That's fine.

God damn it.

Oh. Hey.

What's up? What's up?

Well, what's wrong?

Nothing, dude. What's going on?

Why are you, like, creeping behind me and shit?

I just thought something was wrong.

Yeah, me and my girl are having trouble. It's silly.

Well, you know you can talk to me about anything, right?

Um, yeah.

But it's kind of awkward for me to talk to you about this stuff, you know?

No, I don't.

Okay, well, I'd rather not be honest with you. It's just a bunch of bullshit

that... It's not a good table conversation.

You know what I mean?

Um, yeah, I guess.

Okay. I'll see you later.

Fuck, man.

Blue balls and fucking shit like that. Fucking bitch.

Fuck. Damn it.

Fuck, man.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this thing now?

Yeah?

You okay?

Yeah, what's up, dude?

Well, I was just wondering if you were okay with your girlfriend and

Like, you care.

I do.

Yeah,

you ever heard of Anna, bro?

Hey, that's none of your business.

Okay. Anyways, what's up?

Well, I just, I don't know, I just felt like I needed to check up on you and see

if you were doing okay, you know, for the whole fight and everything.

I mean, I'm alright.

So, what happened?

Well, I mean, long story short, he came over to get me

all hyped up for the evening, right?

Mm -hmm.

I mean, I'm pretty sure you know what that means, right?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

So, she went through my phone.

I mean, there was nothing bad on it. I wasn't doing anything wrong, per se.

She just saw a message from a person that I used to know. Didn't even date.

Just used to know.

So, she fucking stormed off and flipped out, and hence why you saw me at the

door like that.

Well, yeah, she has, like... a little bit of a reason to get mad, but she

mean to, she shouldn't have, like, done it like that, you know?

She should have asked you first to, you know, snoop through her phone.

She, yo, she's jealous as shit. Like, you haven't yet to meet her, but she

would, like, flip out for the smallest matter. It doesn't matter what it was.

would just be literally a shit show.

That's ridiculous.

Like, if you put a spoon in the drawer the wrong way, she freaks out.

If I, if a girl glances at me, When we're out, it's my fault.

Yeah, because you're too hot.

Oh, my God, please.

Please don't call me hot. I'm your brother.

Oh, sorry. We'll just close that.

Anyways, yeah,

so that's life.

Yeah, I mean, you win some and you lose some.

Women are just that thing.

You just can't live with them, can't live without them, right?

I can live with parts of them.

If you catch my drift, you know.

Yeah. Anyways, yeah, I'll be all right. You know, just another day, another

time, another place, another girl. Another dollar, right?

No, another girl.

I mean, if she's going to act like this, I'm just going to kick her to the curb,

you know what I mean?

Do it. She's a piece of shit anyways.

You don't even know her.

No, it seems like she's really, like... Trust me.

She's really jealous. Nobody likes jealousy.

It's, like, envy.

No one likes envy with a girl. It's not a good mix.

I mean, it's fucked up what she did, though, you know? Just leaving fucking

hurting and shit.

Yeah.

Yo,

it's not funny, man.

Like, you ever, like, gloob all the kid before? Oh, you probably would find it

funny.

funny oh my god you would say that did you just snort yes not

funny come on man did you come in here to laugh at me or like to find out

wrong no um is there anything

i can help you with no i think i'm i think i'm good i mean blue bald express

that's about it you know

Yo, it's not that funny, bro.

It's not funny, asshole.

Stop.

Not cool, bro.

That's so funny.

Oh, come on.

Laugh. Laugh on the knee, right? Yo, you're not the one boo -balled right

So... Boo who?

No.

You obviously don't care. This is why you're a bad sister.

No, I'm the best sister ever. It's okay. You're going to end up old and alone

like my buddy right here.

That's going to be you if you keep up that kind of attitude.

At least he's smiling.

Is he?

Yes.

All right.

Look at the resemblance.

You guys look exactly alike.

How dare you?

No, we don't. Get out of here.

See, now I'm laughing because that was funny. No, it wasn't.

Alright, listen, if all you came in here to do was laugh and talk shit, you can

just go now.

Nah, I think I'm good.

Okay, well, maybe you should go because I need to handle the situation my girl

left me in.

Well, you know what?

What can I do for you?

Seems like you're in the need of a little bit of help. I don't understand.

do you mean?

I mean, you do something for me, I do something for you.

You can go play in the middle of 5 o 'clock traffic?

Like, to meet your car.

Either that or I'm going to leave you, you know, with the blue balls.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up, rewind.

What now?

You kind of jumped around right there. You care to explain what you're asking

me? Um, well... I mean, you could stick here with your blue balls.

Okay, or you can let me eat your car.

I won't, and I'll just leave you with that situation.

So wait, give you my car and be left with blue balls?

Yeah. No, I'm not going to give you my car.

Why not?

What the fuck do I get out of it?

Well, I mean, whatever you want.

Give me like...

So that I can help you.

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Um, if that's what you want it to be, then yeah.

No, bro. No, no. I think that's a little wrong.

Especially since, you know, the other day.

TV room.

Dad. You.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. You remember how, like, you told me not to fucking touch you?

So now it's okay for you to touch me?

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Nah, nah, nah. Oh, come on. I think I'm good. I think I'm good.

Are you sure?

I think I'm good. You know, girl.

What are you doing?

You know what? What if I don't give you the car?

Okay, you can talk.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Can I get a little bit of spit?

You can spit on it.

I'm pretty sure you'll find some because I'm not going to try to spit on my own

fucking dick. That's just weird.

There you go.

Oh shit, that's nice.

Good job, sis.

Thank you.

Sit on it.

I don't have any spit.

Lick your hand.

There's no spit.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Can you uh, can I see?

Yeah. Oh my god.

If you let me fucking finish, I'll let you have the car for the whole month.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

Shit.

Some really nice tits, sis.

Thank you.

Spill it.

Ah.

Oh, yeah, like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just work the head. Just work the head.

Oh, fuck.

No, I feel good.

Yes? Hi.

What's up?

I came to grab the keys.

Oh, hang on, hang on, hang on.

What?

What the hell?

No. Why can't I use them? About the deal we made.

Yeah, the deal was that you were supposed to satisfy my predicament with

blue ball, and you did not do that at all.

Um... I was left unsatisfied.

So, that deal has been rescinded.

You shared that.

Well, I think, I guess. So, listen, um, yeah, you can't use my car.

What? Yeah, for real.

Please? No.

Nah.

Listen, if you want, you can finish and actually complete the deal like you were

supposed to.

Um... Fine.

But...

No. Nope.

No. No, no, no.

Um... I want that.

No.

I want that.

Oh. Um, no.

I... Why not?

Um... You already touched my shit.

You do a point, but no.

Why not, dude? Well, listen.

I think it'd be really awkward.

How so? Explain.

Well...

Like my brother, so... Stepbrother.

True, but there's still the word brother in it. Term.

Brother. So we're going to leave it at that.

Can I still have the keys?

No.

I'll tell you what. In short, sister, if you want my keys and you want my car, I

told you, if you let me finish, I'll let you have it for a month.

Now, we just have to up the ante.

So you can take off those little sweatpants and that cute little shirt

my fucking cock and then let me slam it inside you.

That's the only way you're going to get my car.

Fine.

That's what I thought. Plus, if you didn't do it, I was going to tell Dad

what you did the other day anyways.

Close the door.

Close the door.

Take it off.

Whoa!

What the fancy fucking shit?

You're going to see your boyfriend, I see, huh?

No. No, really?

You lying ass.

Why would I have to tell you my business?

You didn't really need to tell me. I can just tell by what you're wearing, bro.

Shit's hot, though. You got good taste, sis.

Thanks, I guess.

Okay, let's just sleep.

Come on.

Just close your eyes and imagine it's your boyfriend

Now

open

your eyes and look at your brother

You better do a good job.

No car, no car.

Stop talking.

If it helps, you suck really good dick.

Huh? I said if it helps, honey, you suck really good dick.

Thanks.

Okay.

Can you do that in a second?

Show me how deep you can go

No, Bobby, stand up.

Stand around.

Again.

Come on.

That's how you want to start?

I can barely contain myself.

Spread those legs even wider.

Yeah. Bounces.

Come here. I just read that.

It has to be true.

Ready? Go.

Slide forward.

with your hair.

Can you throw this cock?

No.

You're going to do what you got to do with that car, won't you, huh?

Yeah. You couldn't take my fucking cum in your mouth?

Yes.

You're going

to

get it.

Get in there.

Face down it.