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Fuck, there's nothing to eat.

Only healthy shit. Fuck it. Oh, I'm ordering a pizza.

Oh, shit.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

I live here still.

You're the one that moved out, I thought.

I went to college.

Okay, and yeah, you were supposed to be living there, so I was just kind of

surprised you just showed up. It's summer break, doofus. I came home to

Mom and Dad. Oh, shit, like Mom didn't tell you.

I didn't tell them I was coming. What are they?

Uh, they went to brunch.

Are you kidding me?

No.

But look, I'm kind of busy right now. I have to call lessons later and I have to

practice, so if you could just kind of do something, go somewhere.

Do we have something to eat?

Go somewhere? What am I supposed to do?

Go hang out with your friends or something.

My friends all want to go see their families, too.

What am I... What?

Okay, well, I mean, I want to hang out with you, but I have guitar lessons.

I said, I have to practice.

And so, if you're going to be here, just kind of, like, leave me alone.

I just got back, and I thought my stepbrother would have wanted to, like,

time with me and want to be a geek and worry about your guitar lessons.

Yeah, maybe later. I mean, my guitar lessons are in a few hours, so I have to

practice. You're so lame.

Just, like...

Call them. I'm sure you'll figure it out. And, like, we can figure it out

okay? Whatever.

I'm gonna go. Alright, whatever.

Fuck. There's gotta be a picture somewhere.

Go.

Hey! What the fuck?

What do you mean, what the fuck?

Why is all this shit on my bed and where's all my stuff?

What are you talking about?

All your stuff?

It's probably in the garage.

You moved out, remember? This is my room now.

They gave you my room?

Your room?

You have a dorm room, okay?

You don't live here anymore. What if I want to come home?

Where am I supposed to sleep and put my stuff?

Um, on the couch.

Can't you see this is my room now?

Don't even think about moving my shit, okay?

And look, I gotta practice, so I thought I told you to leave me alone. I have a

lesson in two hours.

Well, I just thought someone would have given me a heads up that they gave you

my room and moved all my stuff.

And now I have to sleep on the couch?

Well, look.

I'll do this.

If you want to put your shit in my closet, that's fine.

But you still got to sleep on the couch. And don't even think about moving my

shit.

Fine. This is my room now.

Have fun.

Okay. Let's practice.

What do you want now?

Nothing. I'm just going to sleep.

You're sleeping in here tonight.

This is my bed.

It doesn't matter. The couch is uncomfortable.

I can't fall asleep because of my back problems. You know, I have scoliosis.

Whatever. And don't look at me. I'm in my night -night clothes.

Nobody's trying to look at you in your night -night clothes. Come on.

And stay, like, at least ten inches away from me tonight.

Who says that anyway?

Ten inches. Ten inches? It's a whole arm length. What are you talking about? Oh,

go more.

that side. See, your legs can stumble on my side, too.

Well, stretch them on that side.

If you're going to sleep in my bed, you can't tell me how. It was my bed first,

and I'm just saying no funny business. You guys are gross, and I know what

happens to your things in the morning. Just keep it all to yourself. You're

creepy. What do you mean, things?

Nothing. Just go to bed.

What are you doing? I thought you were going to stay on your side.

I am. I'm trying to comfortable.

Yeah, but you're, like, touching me. No, I'm not trying to. It's cold in here.

What are you doing? Like, come on, dude.

You said you were going to stay on your side.

Yeah, well, it's cold. I don't want your body heat.

You're cold.

Yes.

But, like, your ass is, like, touching you.

So what? Just go to sleep.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Seriously.

I mean, I can't sleep like this. You got to get back on your side.

Yeah, but you're giving me a boner.

Well, just don't give a boner. I don't want to go to sleep.

Well, I can't sleep like this.

What the hell are you doing?

What do you mean? What the hell am I doing? I'm masturbating in my own bed.

That's gross.

Can't you do that somewhere else?

I told you to get on your side, but you want to rub your ass all over me? I

needed the body heat. I said that. I wasn't trying to give you a bonus.

Yeah, but you did, and now I can't sleep.

Well, then go to the bathroom and get rid of it.

No, it's my bed. You can go back on the couch if you want.

No, just stop.

You're my stepbrother. You don't need to see that.

If you're going to be in my bed, please lend me your hand.

My hand?

Yeah, I mean...

I don't want to touch that.

I mean, I can't come with you just like sitting here dick

shaming me.

I'm not dick shaming you.

Yeah, you are. Come on.

Fine.

Come on.

Here, I'll do it. Just put your hand on it.

Just honey up

Did you see my sandals?

Your sandals? Yeah. No, have you seen the remote?

No, I have not seen the remote.

Can you look in that drawer right there, please?

No, the other one.

Oh, you found it. Yes.

Okay. Can you help me find my sandals?

Thank you.

Well,

you were on this couch earlier, so I'm guessing they're underneath it.

Oh.

Yeah. She didn't need you to find those. Okay.

So where are you going?

I have a date.

A date, huh? In the daytime?

Who goes on a date in the daytime?

We're going bowling.

Bowling? Mm -hmm. That was lame. Who's that?

His name is Johnny.

Johnny? Like, Johnny from school? Johnny Jackson?

Yes. That I graduated with?

Mm -hmm.

That dude's a loser. Like, he's totally going to use you.

No, he's not. I guarantee it. Like, all he does... He's a good guy.

He's a player. I'm telling you.

Why are you so concerned about my love life?

Well, honestly, like, I can't stop thinking about, like, the other night

you came to my room.

Okay, well, I thought about it, too, but it's inappropriate.

Well, it's not like we're blood related. You stole my stepbrothers.

Yeah, but look, I don't think you should go out with this guy either way because

he's a player. If you put out, he's just going to disappear. I guarantee it.

Besides, you're being known as a cool slut.

That's all he gets.

Well, I guess I'm not going then.

Well, I mean, like I was saying, I can't stop thinking about the other night

and... Well, I was thinking about it too, but it just can't happen again.

wrong. You're my stepbrother. Well, yeah, look.

I mean, yeah, exactly. I'm your stepbrother, not your real brother. I

thinking about if you did maybe, like...

Taste it this time, or... Taste it?

Put it in your mouth.

Put it in my mouth?

I mean, yeah.

I don't know. You're just trying to get me in trouble.

Look, no I'm not. Like, I wouldn't tell anybody.

You can't tell Mom and Dad.

At all.

Look, that's the last thing I want, is them to find out.

But look, you're not going on a date. You don't want to be known as a slut,

I know...

You've been thinking about it too, right?

Fine, I'll just touch it a little bit, okay? Just a tip.

Just a tip? Like for a minute, maybe?

Yes, I'll just touch it, okay?

Okay. Okay.

I think you like it.

Shut up.

You just put the tip of your mouth.

God.

See, this is better than your date, and nobody will find out.

I've been waiting for this for a long time

You like it, huh?

Hey, dude.

Hey. What you doing?

Packing.

Already? You're leaving?

Yeah, I know. It's a short trip, but I have a flight in a few hours.

Bummer.

We were just starting to bond, right?

I know.

I haven't really done that in a while.

I mean, it would have been cool if we could have, like, done a little more. I

mean, you know, we didn't quite go all the way.

I know.

Definitely sucks.

Definitely not going to stop thinking about it.

No.

I do have a few hours until my flight.

Really?

Yeah, Mom and Dad are not here. Are they taking you?

Yeah, they're taking me later.

When are they coming back?

In a few hours.

You're thinking what I'm thinking?

I mean, we didn't really get to pursue more than...

The small stuff.

Yeah, it was kind of a tease, I think.

So why don't we have a little fun before you leave?

Okay. Really?

Yeah, why not? I want to see you for a while.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Your body is so hot.

Why don't you take your clothes off?

I mean, after all, we only have a limited amount of time together, right?

And you really take your clothes off a lot.

It's kind of missing out, I think.

Just a little bit.

So you're going to miss me then?

A little bit. A little bit?

Oh my god, your boobs have gotten so much bigger.

Shut up.

Well, come on. Don't you want to touch them?

Oh, my God.

They're so perfect.

Thank you.

Is it the last time you fell asleep?

It was late. I said I was tired.

We can jerk off together.

It's a start.

You wanna do that?

is this

so good oh your

dick makes me so wet

so good.

My pussy is so wet.

and just like that.

It's so deep.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, it's so painful.

He's so, so good.

is so big oh fuck

oh my god

Amen.

Oh, just like that.

Oh my God, I pissed it so good.

I did first.

Oh, it's so fucking good.

Oh.

Yeah, it's just like that.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Mmm.

It's so fucking good. Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Fuckin' good.

Oh yeah.

Fuck your brother's cock.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh.

That's it. Take that brother dick.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, my God.

That's so fucking hot.

That's it. Take that brother dick.

Oh, fuck. It's so big.

Oh, yeah.

Keep spreading that cheek.

Oh.

Just like that.

Just like that. Oh, fuck.

Take this dick all the way to college.

Yeah.

Oh my God, my sister's pussy is so good.

Spread those fucking eyes, Jesus.

Yes, keep spreading those fucking eyes, Jesus.

Oh my God.

God damn,

sis.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

My brother loves me so good.

Oh, he loves me so good.

Oh, he loves me so good.

Me too.

You can't say anything, though. I won't.

Okay. But you can't either.

But I have to get ready to go. My flight is soon.

Yeah. Before you get caught.

All right.