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It was just so much fun.

I know you had as much fun as I did because it has been a long time

since we have came to this vacation house.

So much fun.

No rules.

All summer.

It's just so awesome.

Whee! I love bouncing on this bed. It takes me back to childhood.

Back whenever you would come here, like, every weekend almost, it felt like.

Hey! Hey, Michael!

Yeah? Come here!

What's up?

Celebration! Isn't this just so fun?

Beach out.

Beach vibes.

Summer vibes.

This is the tradition, okay?

This is the ritual.

It is.

Beach house, cold beers on the beach. This is what it's all about.

So refreshing and fun. Hey, sun's out, guns out.

I was going to say buns out. That's what I was doing over there on the shore.

You do have some buns, though. Well, I mean, you do have some guns. I mean, you

kind of always, but like, I don't know, lately, I just feel like they've gotten

even slower.

Like, what have you been doing? I've been drinking a lot of protein, but you

know I'm natty.

And by the way, you need to get your tan on. Yeah, I do.

I mean, more buns out tomorrow on the shore.

You could go nude.

Would you ever go nude on the beach?

I mean, as long as nobody besides us are out there, then fuck it. Hey, we could

go skinny dipping tonight.

We've never done that.

I know. How the fuck have we never done that? I mean, we were just like... kids

whenever i know vacation here with you know everybody but now isn't it weird

that the family's not here i feel like there's like some adults who's like

lurking in the living room waiting for us yeah but they're not there it's

literally like we are the adults this time we are the i don't want to be an

adult fuck that youth forever youth forever

I like this choker. This is like the girliest choker I've ever seen. Thank

I just got it the other day. Nice. I like your necklace.

Thank you. Yeah. It's a barbell.

That's what I was like. It's not a weight, but I wasn't sure of the exact

Fuck, it's getting hot in this room.

Fucking AC must be broken or some sort of shit. Maybe you need to work on that,

but it's okay.

Oh, man. So much fun. I know, so many memories right here.

Childhood.

So much fun.

Hey, do you remember whenever we would build the fort and like play those

games underneath the fort and just be in the little...

Secret world that we would be in? Mm -hmm. That was so much fun. We should do

again. Yeah, let's fucking... We totally could.

Yeah, like, I mean, if you're down. No, I'm totally down. As long as you didn't

forget how to build them. Because I... It's been a little while, you know?

I might need you to kind of show me how we used to do it, because... Just grab

some couch pillows and we'll set up the old fort. Fuck, I love how you

remembered that.

And how you're down, too.

I love all this childhood shit. How could I forget? It was like some of the

just purest forms of my life. Mm -hmm. You know? So much fun. Pure fun. So

carefree. Innocence.

All of that carefree. I mean, I'm still pretty carefree, you know. Mm -hmm. But,

you know.

Little kid not giving a fuck.

Making a fort.

Got the cop ass. It's time to fucking party.

We should work on the fort later and, like, I'm going to take a nap right now.

I'll take a nap, too. Yeah? I'm super tired. Yeah. All right.

Maybe we can, like, go out and take some shots or something tonight. A little

turn up. We'll go skinny dipping tonight. Yeah, so we'll go take some

then do skinny dipping.

Nap now.

Yeah. Skinny dip later.

Let's get the beauty rest. That's the fucking plan.

I fucking love this swimsuit on you. Thank you. I just got it too.

Just for this trip. Can I do this?

Yeah, of course.

Hey. Hey, Michael.

Hey, Michael.

Michael.

Michael.

Hey.

Hey, Michael.

Michael.

What are you doing?

Hey.

You cut your hands on my titties. And your dick's hard.

And you're dry humping me.

Wait, what?

Yeah, what the fuck, man?

Huh? Yeah.

Wait, what'd you say?

I said, your dick's hard, and you were dry humping me, and your hands were on

titty. No fucking way.

I'm dead serious.

I was having a dream. I was having sex.

You were having a sex dream about me?

No, not about you.

Megan Fox.

Well, I mean... Okay, well, that looks cool, but I mean... Holy shit, I can't

believe it.

That's crazy.

Well, I mean... I was sleep fucking.

Yeah, well, you were trying. Yeah, you were pretty much sleep fucking me. I

mean... That's so funny.

I mean... I can't believe it.

You know, I mean, I don't really mind.

You know, I mean, Megan Fox is hot.

Don't get me wrong. But, you know, I mean, I could be your Meg, like, your

-in Meg, you know?

Like if you're picking up when I'm putting out, I could close my eyes a

bit. Yeah. I mean, look, we're just debt cousins.

Yeah. That's what I was going to say. It's kind of like, well, I know it's

of weird, but you know, I mean, it's always been pretty hot and you know,

always been so close since we were little, you know? So, I mean, None of

adults are here. We are the adults. That's what I was going to say. Like, we

can't let the, like, parents find out. Well. Like, if our parents found out,

they'd be totally pissed. Well, they'll totally be pissed, but they're never

going to find out.

It's whatever happens at this vacation home pretty much stays at this vacation

home.

It's always been a rule, you know, so.

Okay. I'm down.

Yeah? Yeah. All right.

Well.

Oh, no.

What?

This is so weird.

Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm touching your pussy.

I know, right? It is a little bit weird, but, you know, I mean.

Wait, is your pussy wet right now?

Yeah. It's been pretty wet since you were dry humping me. Oh, shit.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Put your hand down my pants.

Grab my cock.

hard and what the fuck your dick is big like what this is i've never felt this

thing before wow i did not know your cock was so big yeah do you want to see

yeah let's get these off of you nice

Your talk is so good.

I would have never imagined.

I fucking love choking on your cock.

Fuck, it's so hot.

Fuck

yeah.

Fuck,

I can't believe my cousin gives such a head.

Right?

Queefing, oh my god.

Oof.

It's so fun choking on it.

Do you want to fuck now?

Yeah.

Oh, right here?

Fuck yeah.

Your dick feels so good in my pussy. Really?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck

yeah. Holy fuck, I

can't believe I'm fucking my cunt right now. I know, this is so crazy.

Oh, shit. I would have never thought we would have ever done this. Your pussy is

so wet. Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

You're cocking my pussy so wet.

Mm -hmm, fuck.

You want me to fuck you, babe?

Yeah. Yeah, one last time?

You want me to cum all over you? Yeah.

What happens on a vacation stays on vacation.

Right, cousin?

Mm -hmm.

Well, you made me cum so much. That was so fucking hot.