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Love when we come together for family time.

I know we'll always weather the hardest times.

So go on, get it. Yeah, you've got to try

my family's pie.

You call that straight?

I don't know.

Take mom got me.

Oh, that looks good.

Oh, thank you. Dad says it's not, you know, sloped enough or arced enough.

I say it's Cinco de Mayo and everyone's going to be fucked up anyway. It

looks great.

Thank you, mom.

Yes, you did a great job.

What am I going to do with you?

My favorite.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good.

I'm starving.

Oh, my gosh.

Are you not wearing any panties?

Yeah, they're wet. I like it this way.

And so does my boyfriend.

He's coming over later anyway.

Which boyfriend?

He's got, like, a million.

You're just jealous. I get all the boys.

You mean I'm jealous you're a slut?

It's Cinco de Mayo. Come on. Why are you doing it? It's Cinco de Mayo.

Let's have some drinks. Let's have some fun.

What are you doing?

That's my stepbrother.

You think that I can't get whatever guy I want to?

That's so wrong.

What? Jesus.

You're not wearing any underwear either.

What? Yeah, I guess I can be a slut too.

She said she was a slut, so... Look!

I can't believe you. And you!

You're supposed to be my friend.

Best friend.

Gross.

I really like her.

I said I couldn't get any guys. Just look at me now.

Yeah, my brother.

He's not even a guy yet.

I don't know. I think he's married now.

Hey, Dad, why don't you come take a look at this?

Yeah.

Come on, honey.

Ooh, pinata.

That's a really long cactus.

I'm a little ready to smack this around.

All right, do you want to hang it up?

Of course.

I'm going back to helping my mom.

Thanks, Dad.

The fuck was that all about?

Do you think you can keep my brother's dick out of your mouth so I'm gonna have

to play with his piñata now?

I'm gonna play with his piñata.

Alright, no wait, here.

How about you start first?

Alright.

Getting kinky.

Yeah, what's up? Okay.

Yeah, I'm gonna step out of the way.

Better.

You almost hit my sister.

Go again.

God, you're stuck.

Let's see if you can do better.

My turn. Let's see if you can do better.

All right.

Back out of the way. Now she's mad.

She's getting feisty now.

Watch out.

I'm going to cover my junk.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

All right, all right. Enough, enough, enough.

Oh, hey.

You're dangerous with that thing.

Hey, kids.

Hey, kids. Oh, hey. Oh, hi, Dad.

Got some burritos.

Y 'all having fun?

Yeah. You got the piñata up.

I love it. You should try it. Yeah?

Dad, here, you know what? Why don't you give this to Mom?

Put it on her. Let's see how she does. These two failed.

Oh, really? Okay.

Well, let's see if old Mom's got it.

All right.

Mom, I have faith in you.

Okay, I don't want to hurt anybody.

Okay, cover yourself.

Cover yourself.

Okay, yeah, be careful.

Oh, did I hit something? You did.

Hit it harder.

Oh, God. You're doing great, Mom. You're doing great. I'm trying.

Definitely great with the stick.

Dad.

Oh.

I can't find it.

Oh, God. I'm terrible.

A little higher.

A little?

candy be good thank you sugar rush

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Shh.

Shh.

Oh shit.

I don't know. Look at that.

Oh God,

I love it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

um um

There you go.

Bye.

I love you

I need help. I need help.

Yeah.

Good.

Thank you.

I didn't know that.

Thank you for

watching.

um um

Yeah.

Oh,

honey. Oh, honey.

Oh my god.

oh my

god

I love you.

I love you.

Thank you.

Honey,

where are the kids?

They must be eating a candy store.

Thank you.

It's strong.

It's strong.

Oh, it's like... Oh,

pretty.

I like cream in my taco.