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Hey, girls.

Hi, Daddy. Happy Father's Day. I actually made you a card.

Really? Thank you.

Happy Father's Day.

Oh, that's so sweet. You didn't have to do that.

I'm only your stepdad.

Well, then you're like the best stepdaddy ever.

Hey, so I got you a card, too.

Really? Yeah.

What's in the box?

What the hell is this?

Wish I had a daddy like you.

Nice card.

You're so welcome.

I hope you and your penis have a really good Father's Day.

Yeah, thanks.

Alright, well, I'm going to go get ready for work. I'll be back in time for

dinner. You girls have a good day. I will.

Okay, what the hell was that about? And what was that whole penis gag?

Because I can fuck him and you can't.

Okay, first of all, I can definitely fuck him.

I wouldn't have even known him if he hadn't married my mom.

He'd just be another guy on the street.

So... you have a family sex fantasy.

I have an older men fantasy.

So I guess yours beats mine.

Yeah. Yeah, it does.

Hey, Mr.

Damon, is there anything... I could get you?

Um, no thanks Ryan. I think I'm good.

Are you sure?

I could get you anything.

I could get you a beer or something.

Hey, Daddy, um, your hair's really messed up. Do you want me to pick it up

you?

Do you like this new dress I just got?

I literally just got it yesterday.

Uh, yeah. It's real pretty.

What about my panties, Daddy?

Do you like them?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you two up to? What's going on here? What's up with you two?

What about these?

Aren't they just sweet little...

Daddy, what about my titties?

Which one are better?

You guys can't do this. You're going to get me in trouble with your mom.

She's not even going to be home until later.

Watch this.

Hey.

What the fuck are you doing?

It's way better than your stupid little fucking car that you bought in.

Whatever, I can get way better heads than you can.

Like what the fuck is this? Prove it.

I will prove it.

Can you gag on it like that?

You're not even doing it right.

Then please show me.

Really?

Come on, there's still a head.

Or am I better?

We shouldn't be doing this, girls.

But daddy has Father's Day.

I just want to show you how much I appreciate you.

I don't know why he doesn't grab you.

Come on. Yeah, he's a little deaf -worn otter.

Well, what the fuck are you doing?

You can call that sucking cock.

You want to know cockity -flacking the fucking face? Yeah.

I don't fucking suck shit in my face.

Say that song out.

Yeah, say that fucking song out.

I don't know.

about his balls.

What are you doing? You're not even doing anything.

You've got to show off, Daddy.

Play nice, girls.

Get out of here.

He's my daddy first.

You're not even naked for your stepdaddy.

What are you talking about?

I bet you won't sit on this deck.

I will.

You're not even a big enough board.

Says young.

What about now, daddy?

Shit I don't want you to come home any fucking minute.

That's because he gave that to you first.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Put it back in, put it back in, put it back in.

Give her a break.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Y 'all, how does your pussy fucking taste, huh?

How does your pussy fucking taste?

Good?

Fucking good.

Oh my God, Daddy, please fucking help me fucking cut it. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

You're such a fucking perv.

You're not done yet.

Fuck you. Yeah, you wish you could. Fuck you. You wish you could fuck me. So

fuck your stepdad. Come on, you little whore. Fuck your stepdad.

fucking my best friend right now it is my day

Zip.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You've been there.

I don't want you to fucking touch me.

I don't want you to

fucking

touch me.

Oh, oh, oh.

Happy Father's Day.