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Hola! Que Pata!

Hey! So, what do you two have planned for Cinco de Mayo?

Well, actually, you know how Mom and Dad left you in charge?

Yep. So I was wondering if you would let me and my friend go to this party

that's going on tonight.

We're going to get totally fucked up on tequila shots.

Oh, I bet. Well, you guys can only go to the party if you get with the culture,

okay? It's not just about fucking getting fucked up on tequila and eating

and shit.

I'm going to do a presentation around wine. You got to be their stat, okay?

Not another lecture.

I think that's a great idea. No problem.

See? She's with the program.

Whatever. See you guys at 1.

1. Alright?

Alright. About time. Let's watch that out.

Okay.

I mean, 10 points for creativity, but I was expecting something more

traditional, maybe something more culturally appropriate.

You know what I mean? Look, we're just trying to go get fucked up and maybe

some guys.

Right. I bet you are.

Okay, well, let me get this presentation going.

Hey, seriously, you fucking man.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What?

I thought we were just going to tease him.

We are, just help me get his clothes off. What?

What? What? Wait, what?

What the fuck?

Here, just take this off. I don't know.

Whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Are you serious?

Fuck.

Look, I'm going to put this sombrero on your dick, and if you can stay soft,

then I'll watch your stupid little presentation.

Is she just for real?

Here, come sit down.

What?

Just go with it.

This is getting your dick hard.

This is weird.

Why?

Because he's my stepbrother.

Yeah, stepbrother. It's fine.

Is that making your cock hard?

Just lift it up. It's fine.

I

don't

know about this.

Let's see if we have a daughter.

Oh my gosh, I can't do this. It's fine.

Here, come join me. Come here.

Oh my gosh, you don't have to stroke it. You can't.

This doesn't feel right.

It's so good.

Don't be a burden.

Don't come on down.

So fucking good.

It's so freaking hot.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god,

yeah. It's so freaking hot.

Thank you.

Are you two ready to see that presentation?

You wish.

We're still going to go to the party and get fucked up.

Yeah. Happy bingo to Maya.