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Okay, so last night he came inside me and I'm literally not even pregnant.

Are you serious?

Oh my gosh. I'm totally going to fuck him every day now. I would too. He

probably has like a magical sperm in his cock that doesn't get you pregnant.

Do you have to use the bathroom for a while? No.

I don't think so. Okay, great. Because I'm going to be in there for like 45

minutes. I mean, I need to get myself looking real good for my girlfriend.

I mean, oh my God, she's so amazing. You know about her, right?

God, she's just... It's like we finished each other's sentences.

It's the most amazing thing on the planet.

I just... Everything I say, she says back to me. She's like... I mean, it's

just...

It's just so magical. We have so much in common.

You know, it sounds like it was meant to be. Oh, it's totally meant to be. I

think I'm going to ask her to marry me.

What?

Are you kidding me? No, seriously.

Do you see what she's done on Instagram about me?

Look. She's an eye, like with a heart.

I mean, does that mean she loves me?

Yeah. No, seriously. You think it's real? I mean, I can't. It looks pretty

No, I mean, I...

It's legit.

You know, maybe you guys should get married. You guys probably should get

married. No, definitely. I'm definitely asking her to marry me tonight.

I'm going to be in there for a while, okay? I got to get myself all groomed

so hopefully we can.

All right. You know, be safe.

Who was that guy?

It's my roommate, Seth.

He keeps talking about this fucking girlfriend that he has.

We haven't even been together this long.

What?

Whatever.

She's not even that pretty.

Yeah, I don't really know why he can't stop talking about her.

What?

Something we should do.

Will you marry me?

Will you marry me?

Will you marry me?

Will you marry me? I know what I'm going to do with those.

Please? Send them to my little girlfriend.

I'm with two bad bitches.

Will you marry me?

Sorry.

But they're actually way more.

I think I left my phone in... 475 missed calls.

38... What the fuck did you do?

I'm not kidding. What the fuck did you do?

You know, I just wanted to have some fun.

Have some fun?

Why not?

What the fuck... What the fuck are you texting my girl?

You're such a bitch, Holly.

You're a little brat. You know that?

Oh, I know.

Oh, you know?

You seem really angry. Oh, I seem really fucking angry?

What the fuck is wrong with you? Maybe we were just, you know, looking for a

punishment. A punishment?

Why not?

Oh, you want a fucking punishment, huh? Maybe you should get your mind off your

girlfriend.

I never knew you had such a nice coffee.

That's because you're too busy being a fucking brat, huh?

Get the fuck out of here.

So you got a little

bratty friend here with you, huh?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You love it, don't you?

You're just going to sit there? You're going to fuck with me too, huh?

You want to fuck with me too?

Yeah.

Oh my goodness.

Fuck me.

Fuck me like a girlfriend.

Fuck me better than a girlfriend. Shut your fucking mouth.

Shut your fucking mouth.

I love it. Yes. Fuck with the water.

Oh my god.

Yes. Oh my god. Yes.

Yes.

Learn to shut your fucking mouth. Learn to shut your fucking mouth. Use it for

something good.

Oh my

god, you suck me so hard. Fucking despise.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

What you fucking beg for?

Huh, you little fucking troublemaker?

Yeah, beg for it like a fucking slut, baby. Turn the fuck around.

Turn the fuck around.

Yeah, come here.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's good.

You like when I'm fucked up, don't you?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Yeah, lick her fucking ass off.

Yeah, there you go.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Make a fucking

That's how you do it, baby.

Oh yes!

You girls like to be fucking brats, don't you?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I can't hear you. You like it?

No.

Fuck it, yeah.

you don't want me

I don't know what you're going to say about that.

Don't talk about my fucking amazing girlfriend. You fucked everything up. Do

hear me?

Do you hear me?

Oh.

No. Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh. Oh,

yes. Oh, yes. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Put that back in there.

Give me, give me, give me, give me. Give me.

Oh. Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

oh my god

Fucking love that second beat.

Fucking love that second beat.

That's good.

That's very good.

Oh, yes.

Hello, huh?

Yes. Oh, yes. I want you to get that motherfucking cup, baby. Yes. Yes, do

Okay, okay, okay.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

I want to see, I want to see.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I love you.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Stick your whole fucking hand in that fucking pussy.

Yes, there you go.

Oh, God.

Yes.

There we go, yes. That's a fucking...

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes,

yes, Lord.

I'm going to fuck you in front of the ass.

Yeah, just turn around.

I'm going to fuck you.

I'm going to fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, wow.

You're taking a nap.

Yes, yes

Yes, give me that. Yes,

give me that.

Yes, give me that.

Yes, give me that.

Yes,

give me that. Yes,

give me that.

Yes,

give me that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Hold her fucking legs up.

There you go.

Yes.

There you go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

That's a nasty move.

Get on top of that cup.

That's a big cock on your mug.

There we go.

There we go.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

I don't think I had to do anything

There we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh my goodness. Make her come one more time.

Make her come one more time.

Oh, my God.

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. Oh, my God.

Yes.

I love it.

I'm going to make you come now.

I want to treat you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, Chloe.

Say cheese.

Gratty little bitch.

Send that to your girlfriend.