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Love when we come together for family time.

I know we'll always weather the hardest time.

Oh, go on, get it. Yeah, you've got a child.

You ready? Yeah, let's do it.

Give me back my money, guy.

Yeah, feel that burn.

You're giving it to him. Come on.

Make him feel that.

Good job.

Do you want to go?

Yeah.

Fuck that.

Yeah!

Y 'all are taking this Jake -Mike fight way too seriously.

You're kidding, right?

Mike's going to beat Jake ass. It's going to be so good.

That's never going to happen.

Jake is way too cool and awesome to let that occur.

He's just like me. Cool and awesome.

I like Mike because he's really dangerous and unpredictable.

Kind of like me.

I bet he liked that in a girl.

One who's really dangerous and...

Unpredictable. I mean, the only way a legend like Mike loses is a date, so...

If Mike wins, you can bone me.

But if Mike wins or loses, you can bone me.

That's not going to happen either.

Yeah, you want to bet?

Really? Yeah, let's go.

He's my stepbrother. I should kick your ass. You can try, but you won't kick my

ass. Come on.

You're gonna break up.

What are you doing?

What? Training like my idol.

Toplet? Yeah, he does it.

What if your mom comes home?

She's busy at work.

What are you going to do? Just going to stand there and watch?

Yeah, I guess, yeah.

Okay.

What's that?

Why are you complex?

Because I wanted you to see my boobs.

Wow. Really?

I told you he's my stepbrother.

I told you that doesn't matter. I don't care about that. You can't beat me.

You think?

Yeah. I can take him all on my own.

I'd like to see you try.

Okay. Yeah, let's go for it.

You don't want a piece of this?

No.

Come in.

Joey, what happened?

No, it's gone.

The fuck got deleted?

You're fucking kidding me. No, what a joke.

Michael Stolder whooped Jake's ass.

You're joking, right?

Jacob's gonna win. Stop with that. We're so wrong.

Whatever.

Well, technically, nobody lost.

So, we can still fuck now.

That's true.

Are y 'all sure?

We're sure.

Oh, wow.

It's the imprint.

So big.

Is that even real?

Oh, my God.

I just want to take it out already.

Yes, please. Can we?

Yeah.

You ever seen one that big? No.

Who'd have thought? My own stepbrother.

Who'd have thought?

They're lucky.

This is better.

Yeah, you like them.

Take them out, too.

Yeah.

You're so pretty, though.

Mm -hmm.

I don't know.

Rock. Rock.

Good girl.

Oh my

God.

That's a good job.

You're going to have to teach me something.

Maybe I can't learn from you.

Oh, yeah.

Here we go.

This is dead.

What the fuck?

Bye. Bye.

I think it's your turn to try something different.

Well, it is big.

This is so, so funny.

Yeah. Like watching? I do.

Good.

Yes, please.

Give it to me, doggy.

I'm going to take one.

I want you to get that from me.

Fuck this.

Thank you.

There's a chicken.

I need to go inside.

I need to go inside.

oh my god oh that's a big one oh

my god oh

thank you

Fun, you guys?

Yeah.

Fucking is so much more fun than fighting.