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So you're telling me you haven't had sex all summer?

Well, I'm not as outgoing as you, Kimmy.

You mean you're not as big of a slut as her, right?

Someone is for sex. It's a thing. Don't be jealous.

I'm not the one that's jealous.

I think that's Tiana.

Does she have a crush on your stepbrother?

No.

Well, he has been walking around all summer long with his shirt off.

And I just...

Ugh. It's so hot.

Well, he's in the other room, right? Watching his stupid -ass Shark Week

Yeah, so?

So... Shark Facts.

What are you doing, little stepbrother?

Just trying to watch the shark show.

Well, did you know that male sharks have two dicks?

And that their sex is highly aggressive because they're so strong? Yeah, and the

females have extra thick hides just so they can handle mating season.

What about you?

Are you really strong?

I mean, sure, I guess.

I mean, you know, I'm in good shape.

Hey, did you guys know that sharks are known to have virgin births?

Yeah, but I only want my stepbrother's sperm.

My sperm?

What the fuck?

He's watching Scary Jaws.

Well, do you guys remember the part where the stepbrother and stepsister are

fucking on the boat and the mom and dad are looking for them?

Right? And not because they don't want Junior to drop a huge load of semen in

his stepsister, but because there's scary, aggressive sharks after them.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. That does not happen in this movie.

Well, it could happen in real life, you know.

Fuck your stepsister.

Fuck your stepsister.

Fuck your stepsister.

Fuck your stepsister.

Amen.

I always knew she had such a big crush on you.

The best sister ever, right?

You can't...

Real Brothers Plus.

here after all.

We have been...

What the fuck is going on here?

Oh shit, that's your dad!