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Love Your Family Rhymes Welcome

to Love Your Family Rhymes. I'm your host, Alex Cole.

Please call in with your relationship troubles so that we can help you find

perfect prescription.

Today we have Victor on the line.

Go ahead and tell me what the problem is, sweetie.

Oh, hey there. Thank you so much for taking my call.

I really hope you can help me.

Of course, sweetie.

Tell me what's going on.

She's acting really jealous and controlling, like, all the time.

Oh. What kind of things is she doing?

She's always taking my phone from me to see who I'm texting. And if she sees me

texting girls, she'll, like, bash them and tell me how horrible they are.

Sometimes she'll even pretend to be other girls and text my phone and then

mad when I text them back.

What are you doing?

No.

What are you doing out here?

Ew. Becky?

She's such a slut. Come on.

You deserve a nice girlfriend.

I've already told you for the millionth time. I don't have a girlfriend.

Mm -hmm.

I'll find out eventually.

Wow, that is extreme.

That's not even the worst part.

She's constantly asking me to pull my dick out to check if I'm fucking anyone.

I've already told her I don't have a girlfriend and I'm not seeing anyone,

she never believes me.

Good morning.

Um, good morning.

Why do you smell like that?

Smell like what? What are you talking about? Like some bitch, that's what. Who

have you been fucking?

Oh my god, I've already told you, I'm not fucking anybody.

Well, you're lying because you smell like perfume.

I've been home all day. I don't know what you're talking about.

Okay, so who's been over here then?

Nobody's been over here.

Okay, well, you're a fucking homie to me.

Yeah, ew, ew.

You smell like cheap perfume.

Like, not even good perfume.

I have not been fucking anyone.

Then why do you smell like dirty pussy?

Then let me smell your dick.

What? Let me smell your dick.

No. I don't know what you're talking about, but you're not smelling my dick.

you have nothing to hide and there hasn't been some dirty bitch in here all

your cock, then I should be able to smell it, right? No, you're not smelling

dick. Let me smell.

Hey, hey, hey. What? Come on.

No, I didn't.

Hey, hey. What? No.

Let me just smell your dick.

No, you're acting crazy.

You're gaslighting me. I'm not gaslighting you. You're acting crazy.

You literally smell like a girl. I know what a girl smells like.

You're acting like a fucking weirdo. Just let me smell. I don't understand.

You're acting crazy.

You're literally gaslighting me. What are you doing?

Let me in.

No.

Stay away. You can't smell my dick.

You're acting crazy. No.

Please let me smell it.

Those are some serious control issues.

That pussy must be fantastic if you're willing to put up with all that.

Uh, well, that's the other thing. We've never even had sex.

Whoa, you haven't even fucked her?

No, not even a handjob, nothing.

Okay, you need to talk to her and set clear boundaries for yourself.

It sounds like she is interested in you, but this is not the right way to go

about it.

Do you even want to fuck her?

Well, she is totally hot.

And she really seems to get extra excited because I'm her stepbrother.

She tells me all the time how she thinks about me when she touches herself and

that it makes her super wet.

Ah, a little bit of a family fetish, huh?

Yeah, maybe a little.

Don't worry.

We get a lot of calls like this.

Well, maybe not quite like this.

Do you think I should go for it?

You can, but don't think this behavior is going to stop just because you give

her your dick.

You need to make sure she understands there are hard limits if this is ever

going to work.

So, set boundaries first, then give dick.

Got it?

Boundaries, then dick. Got it.

Easier said than done.

I don't normally do this, but I think I have a way that we could solve your

issue together.

What do you mean?

All right, thanks, Ms. Cole.

Oh, shit.

Who's in here?

No one. I heard you talking. I know there's a girl in here.

It's not like that. I was just asking someone for her advice.

Oh, really?

So who's this?

I'm here to help you guys get your fuck on.

If you're going to have sex, you have to respect your boundaries.

Oh, do I?

Look, I know we messed around one time, and we probably shouldn't have you being

my step -sister and all, but you are my girlfriend.

And lately you've been acting all jealous and crazy.

That's right. We all have our roles to play, and if you want to play the

girlfriend role, that's completely fine.

But if you're going to act crazy, you should probably give him crazy sex.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. If I have to put up with crazy, I at least

deserve some crazy sex.

Oh, you want to see crazy?

Um, maybe.

So, you fucker.

No, I didn't, I swear.

I mean, she is hot as fuck, though.

And

I'm

not?

Um... Yeah, you are.

I want you to fuck her.

Because I want to get even more pissed and fuck you even harder.

Are you sure?

Do it.

Go. Get on the fucking bed. Go. Get on the bed.

Go on.

Open these legs up. There you go. What, do you want to watch?

I want you to fuck her.

That's what I said.

Are you okay with it, Victor?

Yeah, I'm okay with it. Go on. Put it in.

Now that's what you wanted, huh?

Tell me what it feels like.

Are you thinking about all the crazy sex you're going to have here in a second

when you lose it? I'm thinking about all the crazy sex I'm going to make you

watch.

Love to watch.

Playing with someone safely, you know, isn't going to come between your

relationship.

That's a way to explore boundaries.

Oh, yeah, that's it, Victor.

If she wants to keep you, she needs to give you that crazy sex, right? Look at

her. Look, I don't know how you felt at all.

That's it.

Oh, Maria, just really connect.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Now you get my fingers nice and soft.

I love that pussy and think about how you're going to take this off.

Your pussy's just a mop.

Right.

You're the one.

You're the one.

My favorite.

Just

like

that. I'm going to put up with you. That's the shit I want.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

That's the kind of dick that will make a girl crazy.

Please, that dick is a fucker.

You got it?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I bet this is all you were expecting when you thought you were giving him a

bite. I know. I was expecting it.

I'm here to help in any way I can.

Yes, you are.

Just like that.

You don't get to come yet.

Get off.

You think you get to come first?

Get on the bed.

You ready to feel that crazy pussy?

Yes. Thank you. How excited are you? So excited.

How's that cock feel?

So big.

So good.

I'm going to fuck you.

Show them how mad you are.

I love you.

I love you.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah, do you want to sit on his face?

Oh, is that okay?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

right here.

Yeah, right here. Let me see. Yeah,

he's just good at that, isn't he?

Oh, good.

Oh, a boy like this. does make me feel crazy.

Do you get me? It's not your fault.

But you should be more confident.

Yeah, I'm confident with that dick deep in me. Trying to force him to stay.

Trying to make sure he doesn't talk to other girls isn't the way.

Fucking him like this isn't the way.

Maybe I do like you.

I thought you might.

That's it.

Oh, shit.

That's it.

That's it, Sarah. I feel that cock in my fucking teeth.

Oh, my

God.

You know you own that thing. Yeah, I do.

You know, it's a karmic fucking thing.

Oh, God. Now, you know it's yours.

You're here to share it with me.

Exactly. You're lending it to me.

It's a crime.

You're being so nice.

Yeah, you fucking tell me. Yeah,

you fucking tell me.

Yeah, you fucking tell me.

You got a bug.

Oh, yeah. Watch your cards. That's what

you want.

That's what you want.

Good

job.

Good job setting boundaries.

There you go.

Show me how you do it.

Now you watch, okay? Oh, yeah. Okay?

I got you.

Doesn't that mouth feel so fucking good?

That

is a

beautiful technique.

Yeah, you're learning something new.

You are adorable.

You need to know how to share.

I can take care of myself.

I can take care of myself.

I won't do as good as you.

You can try it out.

There you go.

It's true, but at the same time.

Oh,

I

bet

you're on a fucking high.

Oh, fuck.

Why don't we share him?

You want to? It is huge.

Who does it better?

No comment.

I think you know the answer.

I want to get on top of this stick.

I want to watch you bounce on it.

You like this?

Yeah, I want you to look at me while you fill that pussy up. Oh, bug.

Thank you for letting me bug.

Stepbrothers.

Well, you're very welcome.

Oh, please.

Oh, come back in for me, please.

I want to fuck you from below, Victor.

Oh, man.

Now you thrust your butt against that tight fucking pussy.

Yes.

Oh, God.

Yes. I'm going to rub her to it.

Oh, yes, just like that. Maybe now will be nice enough to let you come, don't

you want that?

Please, can I?

Yes, you can.

Use that fucking dick. Yes.

Maybe you trust that fucking dick in her and you don't stop listening to her

music. Yeah.

You just need that dick in your music because I'm giving you permission.

I'm so proud of your open communication.

Well, thanks to you, I guess.

Yeah,

I just feel all that pleasure in your music.

That's a great job.

Oh, you're doing a great job.

Tell me that white pink little pussy of yours.

Yes. Oh, yes.

I want to grind this fucking head some other time.

Yes. Yes.

There you go. There you go.

Yeah, you're just fucking me. That's a good baby.

I want to watch you fucking come on it, you understand?

Yes. Yes. Oh, I can do that for you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, I'm going to use it. There you go.

Oh, I'm going to cum on your cock.

Yes, you are.

Sarah, you cum on my cock. It's my fault.

Uh -huh.

Use it. Use it. There you go.

Yes. Oh, yes. There you go. Let it all fucking out.

There you go.

Yes. Good girl.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Thank you, sir.

Very, very welcome.

Good job, Victor.

Now get up.

No, you get up.

You're not done. You think you're done? You think you're going to die easy?

Oh, God, yes.

Yes, that's it, for sure.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Sometimes with a breath, you just need to be established.

She's a fucking rat.

She's a fucking rat.

She's a little brat. She's a little brat. That's right.

That's right, isn't it?

That's right, yes.

And you're a little brat.

And you're sick on music.

Oh,

just like that.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

that feels so good.

They're amazing.

Crazy girls really do suck better.

I didn't tell you to fuck me slower, did I?

Oh, is that recoil on your ass just too much?

Oh, baby, don't make me come. Oh, yeah,

yeah. Come for me.

Huh?

Oh, I want you to come for me.

Come for me.

Yes, it's my fucking elf, that's right.

My fucking elf.

He has every elf.

He has every fucking elf.

Yes,

it's my different.

Do you mind if I come out of your car? Yes, I'll be melting all up.

After this, you'll know it's yours and you won't feel so jealous anymore.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Look at that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Now you don't have anything to do.

You know that cough all night.

You're right. I think I own this stick now, don't I?

Yes.

Say it. Say it's mine.

It's yours, baby. You earned it.

It's all yours.

Why don't you feed some to me? There you go.

But

this

was once.

time thing, Alex.

Do you understand?

And if I see you touching my dick again, you'll see how crazy I really fucking

can be.

I understand.

Boundary.