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Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Uh, going on a blind date.

Oh, cute.

Bye.

I sent him a photo, you know, to keep it kind of blind dated. He wanted to see

what I was wearing.

Oh.

Cute.

Well, why is your face not in it? Well, because it's a blind date, so I don't

want him to see my face yet.

He has to kind of see the outfit.

Okay.

That's why.

That's cute.

Thank you.

He's going to come over, so do you mind maybe going away?

Because you always take my guys, and it's not cool.

I really like this guy.

No, yeah. I can go grab some food or something.

That's fine. Yeah.

Put it in your space.

No, it's fine.

Funny business.

No, it's fine.

Okay. Do I look okay? Oh, yeah. Super cute.

Hello? Really?

Um, yeah, I, um, yeah, yeah, I could come in.

Uh, it'll take me a minute, but yeah, I'll be right over.

Yeah, okay, okay, okay.

My boss asked me to come in and... No.

Yeah, and I'm a little... I really want to meet this guy.

He's really sweet.

Fuck.

I don't want to ask this, but can you let him in? I'm going to run to the

and let him in when he comes and tell him to make himself at home and I'll be

right back.

Yeah. No funny business. I'll be right back.

Got to run to the office.

Yeah, that's cool.

I'll let him in.

Promise? Mm -hmm.

Okay. I really like this guy. Okay.

Please. I'll be good. It's time to change.

So, I guess you have a house to yourself.

But, you know, that's it.

I know.

I'm so mad.

Do you mind having me in the jeans and the tan top in the closet? And the

Yeah, it's like right when you walk in.

So disappointing.

I haven't gotten a chance to wear that outfit yet.

Well, then the date will go fine.

You tell.

Thanks. You can borrow it anytime you want.

I totally almost, like, zipped in my blush hair.

Have you ever done that before?

That would be horrible.

Jesus Christ, do you have a blush?

Oh, yeah.

It's been coming in quite naturally.

Okay, I gotta run.

No fun in business. Be good, please.

Do you mind putting that here? Go ahead, go.

Are you Jenna? Yeah, I'm Jenna.

Nice to meet you.

Wow,

you're beautiful.

You're cute too.

So I was thinking we skip all the cheesy dates and get right to the fun.

Really? Yeah.

Wow, you're doing a really good job.

You're not Jenna?

No. Of course she's not Jenna.

Look, man, I mean, sorry.

Sorry. You always do this to me.

What's wrong with you?

Um, you know, I'm done with you taking what's mine.

Well, there you go, sis.

That's, you know, that's all I ever really wanted for you.

To take charge and take hold of that cock. You shut up.

That's all I wanted for you. If I didn't take them, someone else will.

You gotta get down on these cocks just like you are.

Is that why you always take all my guys?

Yeah. And now that you've learned your lesson, I can show you a few tricks.

Fine, show me.

Go ahead.

Hello, date.

Is that what you imagined about a birthday?

She's not going to take her car.

I didn't imagine you'd have such a big car.

Go ahead, start it.

to the bed. Okay.

Singing. Go.

Ready?

See who rides better.

After you do this.

Monica, you're going to be in my date. You've got to, like, map it.

Yeah, yeah. It's a little rough.

Yeah,

you're way too rough.

Stick with the tickle.

I'm going to make a sandwich.

How do you do this? What do we do? Okay, come here like you're going to kiss me.

Okay.

But my lips are a bit different.

Oh, okay.

Like that?

Uh -huh.

Okay, enough of the games.

Are you watching sis?

I loved it.

Oh my

god.

Amen.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Please stop. I want to see you shake her ass.

Good. Go ahead.

Tell me a little slut you are.

Woohoo!

You like stealing my things from me. You can steal all of his cups.

I want that. I think that's fair. No.

I want you to come all over her face.

Sit.

You're going to get all of his cups. You like stealing my things.

Was that a good first date for you?

She's double dating her after.

You know what? I need to have my smoking second.