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I feel like I'm forgetting something.

Shit packed last night for the fight with you.

Sorry, honey.

I don't want to fight anymore.

Yeah, okay.

Carry on.

My PowerPoint's on the file.

fertility clinic.

Jesus fucking Christ, are you kidding me? You can't just take no?

Just a consultation.

I got a vasectomy for a reason, okay? I'm done having kids.

Why can't you just be happy being the stepmother to our son?

I'm not a baby.

Eddie is an adult.

How many times are we going to have this conversation?

When I met you, you said, I don't want to have kids.

What changed when I held my sister's baby?

I have this urge to be a mother.

Yeah, when you hold your sister's baby.

Your sister gets the designer dress. She gets the new makeup.

You need the same thing.

Your sister decides she's going to take dancing lessons.

Next thing I know, I'm out here learning to fuck a tango. Stop.

You have to pick up the baby.

Now you need one.

What is this? Why do you even call to make an appointment for a shrink? I

that's what you need.

It's not about having what my sister has.

It's a calling.

It's about this need. I know I said I didn't want a baby.

And I wanted to be your wife. So I went along with it. But now

it's loud.

And this need.

It screams.

It gnaws at me.

I need to have a baby, Drew.

You know, I didn't want to have a baby with my first wife.

I didn't want Eddie.

But look at you now.

You've raised an amazing son.

He's such a wonderful young man.

Don't you want him to have a brother?

No, no, I don't. I spent 19 years raising that kid, and now it's finally

We finally have some freedom.

We can travel. You've always wanted to go to Europe.

How are we going to go to Europe if we have a baby?

Our baby will be so well -behaved, so quiet and sweet.

We can go to Europe with a baby.

Knit okay, and I'm not reversing it.

I need I need some coffee.

Where's my thermos?

I'm gonna be late

My mother told me what it was like to go through the change.

And what the symptoms are. And I feel that happening. And

I'm going through early menopause. And I don't want my chance to have a child to

be lost.

Mom.

Why don't you just have your mother make you something?

Or, uh, order something.

I'll pay for it. Okay.

Give your stepmom a day off.

Okay, well, try not to die of boredom in Iowa, Dad.

Take care of her.

Of course. Don't worry about us. Goodbye!

So, I think we found the perfect place.

Lisa loves it, since it has the parking spot for both of us.

gym, and big windows.

It meets all of the criteria.

You know, I would like it because it's close to the university, 200 less than

the last place she fell in love with, and it's close to you and Dad, so I can

still come and visit.

I will need Dad's help moving.

It's not furnished either, so maybe if you guys don't mind, we could borrow

of the old furniture in the basement.

Mom?

Mom? Oh.

You all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, honey.

Whatever you need.

Yeah, the furniture is just sitting over there in tarps. Yeah. So, okay. You can

take it.

No worries. Whatever you need.

Thank you.

I'm just not feeling well.

I'm going to go take a nap.

Are you sick?

No, no. I just have a headache.

I'm fine.

Come here.

How you feeling? Some tea?

I'm fine.

You know, I've always felt really comfortable coming to you with my

And you're a lot easier to talk to than my real parents.

Aww.

Maybe you can talk to me. I'm a good listener.

Oh, sweetheart.

Really, I'm fine.

I heard you and my father arguing last week before I left.

Are you guys going to get a divorce?

No.

Never.

We're in an argument, and it happens from time to time.

Last time I heard my father raise his voice like that was right around the

my mom left him.

I'd never leave your father, and I'd never leave you.

Okay.

I get it. You don't want to talk to me about it.

I guess...

Go through your computer history later.

I'll clear my history.

I know how to check even if you clear your history.

You're too much.

Aww.

I love your smile.

You're a good boy.

Just like your father.

No.

I've never raised my voice at you.

I'm not innocent.

We are in a fight.

I'm playing.

Bullshit.

Sorry, Mom.

All right.

Here it goes.

I want you to have a brother.

Or a sister.

I want to have a baby with your father.

That's great.

He has a vasectomy and he won't get it reversed.

Why not?

You know, he's ready to see the world.

He worked so hard.

It's always been his plan to work hard.

And then see the world.

Now that I'm moving out. Yeah, sweetheart.

You rely on us less and less.

I can barely see you anymore.

Would you leave him if he didn't give you a baby?

I've been thinking about that a lot at night.

And I believe you just have one soulmate.

And if I left your father, I would be alone with my baby.

Are you getting a sperm donor?

I actually was just looking at the possibilities.

But it's so expensive, honey, and I don't think I could get a loan.

I mean, I would help you. You know, I'm getting paid at my internship.

Oh, God, you sweet darling boy.

You couldn't afford that at your age? You don't have credit.

Well... What can I do to help you?

You could get a time machine.

And we could go back to when you were an infant so I can experience raising you.

You know, I could be the donor.

You would?

Yeah. Just, you know, don't tell my girlfriend or anything.

Wow. That's exciting.

Your dad would never allow it.

Well, I mean, he doesn't have to know.

Yeah.

He doesn't have to know.

People have vasectomies and have babies.

It's rare.

But it happens.

You know, and whenever I was a baby, I looked just like my dad.

Like, identical.

Oh my god.

This could work.

And he won't be back until tomorrow afternoon.

Okay, so should I, like, go fill a cup up with my sperm and, like, put it in

fridge and take it to the hospital?

Like, sorry, I don't know how to do it.

No,

um, no, I'd have to do egg retrieval treatment first,

take medication.

And at my age, I'd probably need two treatments.

Oh, and then I'd have to hide the appointments from your father, and I'd

raise money.

This is going to take time.

I mean, I have time. It could still work.

Honey, I don't have time.

I've been having hot flashes.

I think I'm about to start menopause.

Mom.

No. No, no, no, no.

Well, why not? It's not like I'm a virgin. You know, they're going to

sperm inside you, why not just do it myself?

It's cheating.

Look, we wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't for these circumstances.

Like, it can even be clinical. We don't have to, like, kiss or anything.

Edward.

Look, I'm only offering this because I love you so much, and I just hate seeing

you with that.

I know, my darling boy.

You're so good.

You're such a good boy. You're good. You're such an amazing woman.

Like, you're so beautiful, and I think you and I would make such a beautiful

baby.

We would.

Whatever my father says, he'd be happy to be a dad again.

He's a good dad.

What's up?

Hi. Were you serious about helping

me?

Of course, yeah.

I mean, you couldn't tell anyone, and it's not your fault. Okay, okay. It's

enough. It'll be fine, okay?

Close your eyes.

You're ready.

Hold on.

Hang on a minute.

It's about her.

You're having regrets.

I... I won't tell anyone, and... After tonight,

everything will go back to the way it was. Like, nothing happened.

No, it's not her.

Oh, my God.

It's your father.

No.

It's because I asked you to do a terrible thing.

Unspeakable. No.

Stop. Stop.

It's not about that. I actually really want to make love with you. And if I'm

being honest, I've dreamt of making love with you before you even came to me.

And I'd want nothing more than to...

Satisfy you?

Then what's wrong?

I'm just... I'm so nervous.

I want to satisfy you so bad.

I just... I can't get hard.

I want to fuck you so bad.

Okay. Let me try something.

Yeah.

Thank you, son.

Kiss it.

Yeah.

Mom,

I feel like I look so good in your mouth.

I know, don't you?

I'm going to get your cotton nice and hard so you can braid me. Oh my God.

I'm a braiding mom.

Yeah. I wish you'd get so deep inside me and impregnate me.

Oh my God, yeah. You think you can do that for mommy?

Of course, mom.

I want to make mommy proud.

I'm going to suck

your dick just a

little bit longer, but then I want you to impregnate me.

I wish you were mine.

Today.

Yeah.

Your mommy's a little boy.

Your daddy's a good boy.

Yeah.

Are you ready to breathe, Mommy? Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, my God.

This is just going to be our little secret.

Of course, I won't say anything.

Promise me. I promise you, Mommy. Okay.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, Mommy, I fucking love you.

Oh my God, you're pretty.

Oh my God.

Wow, I was not expecting this.

You really are a good boy.

Oh my God, Mommy, I wish you were mine.

Oh, my

God.

That's how that comes warmed up for me.

Yeah, I can do that for you.

Yeah. Can you do that for me?

Yeah. Tell me you can do that for me.

I can do it for you.

Yeah, can you?

I can do it. You're going to be mommy's good boy.

Yeah, you're going to be mommy's good boy.

I want you to give me all you fucking got.

You're not going to do that for me?

Yeah? Yeah. Be a good boy.

Okay. You ready?

Do you

like the view, son?

Oh, it's so good.

You're going to give mommy your big fat cock?

Yeah.

for money.

I have a boy.

I feel so much better than you. Oh, yeah, I feel it. I feel it.

It does.

Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm so ready to give you that. Oh,

my.

Okay. You want to make mommy come?

Yeah? You think you can do it?

Yeah, make mommy come.

Yeah, make mommy come. Oh, that's so good. Right there. Right there, son.

You definitely put a baby in me. Yeah, I did a good job. You did such a good

job. Yeah.

Oh, make sure every last drop stays in there.

Oh, you filled me up so good.

Oh my God, you definitely put a baby in me.

Yeah.

I'm so proud of you.

Thank you.

Such a good boy. Thank you.

Thank you for all this comesy.

You know, Mom, it's still a little hard.

Yeah? Yeah. I didn't see that.

Do you want to come on my face? I need some babies

on my face. Maybe down my throat.

You did so good.

Yeah. Yeah.

That was wild.

God,

you gave me babies in my pussy and on my face.

Such a good feeling.

I love you.

I love you too, Mommy.

convention. Pretty good, actually. Yeah, I nailed a new client, so everything

went well.

Was he a good boy?

He was a good boy, as always.

Okay. Come here.

Oh, you're moving.