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[Narrator] 'It's said that a guy becomes Justin Bieber when he turns 20.'

'He sleeps around with each and every girl.'

'But our hero is still a virgin.'

'No. It's not that he doesn't have a baby.'

'He has a baby. But...'

Karan, see from my perspective.

You were waiting for this day for past three years.

But Arjun... - Nothing doing.

Before it's too late, let's go downstairs.

[Music]

"You stole my heart."

"And gave me the pang of love."

"You stole my heart."

"And gave me the pang of love."

"It keeps me awake all night."

"Your eyes."

"Your eyes."

"Your eyes."

"Beloved, in your memory."

"I cry all night."

"Wonder how to explain to it."

"My eyes."

"My eyes."

"My eyes."

[Music]

"I stare at your reflection day and night."

"Your pang makes my emotions go haywire."

"I want you with me all the time, everywhere."

"Now there is no stopping the flow of tears."

"Your abode and your alley."

"I keep searching for it."

"I don't have any solace without you."

"My eyes."

"My eyes."

"My eyes."

[Music]

"You are my land."

"I am your sky."

"Do you know how much I love you?"

"I fear that you will be upset with me."

"I don't like it without you."

"You are dawn. You are dusk."

"My life is for you."

"The night is cruel and oblivious."

"Your eyes."

"Your eyes."

"Your eyes."

"Your eyes."

"Your eyes."

"Your eyes."

Will you do everything in your imagination?

Look there.

Your future wife belongs to someone else.

He is Akshay.

Sonia's childhood friend.

Like you and me.

[Calling out]

Have both of us ever kissed each other like that?

Happy birthday, Sonia.

Happy birthday, Sonia.

I should have brought a gift for you. I know.

But I couldn't understand what to gift you.

I thought I will gift you the red dress that you liked so much.

Yes.

[Applause]

But then I thought that you will become taller, fatter after one year.

And the dress will make you feel guilty.

So I didn't buy the dress for you.

Sonia, then I thought the gift should be something

that you desperately want.

Like your own personal private car.

[Applause]

[All laughs]

I was going to buy a car.

But then I thought you will show the left indicator

and take a right turn and there will be an accident.

You will park the car in no parking.

The car will get towed and you will incur a loss.

So I didn't buy the car.

Sonia, the truth is that I want to give you such a gift,

that doesn't make you feel guilty or cause you any loss.

There is only one such gift.

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

[All laughs]

A gift. And that's me.

I want to gift myself to you, Sonia.

Because I really love you.

Do you love me?

You are a smooth talker.

But who are you?

[Gasps]

Karan, you?

[Applause]

I was waiting since a long time for you to propose me.

Why didn't you propose me before?

You took a resolution three years ago.

You won't date until you are 20.

I was just waiting for you.

But in these three years, Sonia,

whenever I peeped into your eyes, it felt like a trip to Kashmir.

Whenever I held your hand in mine, it felt like a trip to Kanyakumari.

Whenever I... - One minute.

Kashmir. Kanyakumari. Wow!

Before he takes you to Bangkok and it's too late,

why don't you tell him about your new resolution?

New resolution?

Like I do every year,

I have made a resolution on this birthday too.

I am only 20 years old.

But unless I turn 25, I won't get into a physical relation.

What do you mean?

I will explain to you.

For next five years neither will she crave for intimacy

nor will you get intimate with her.

No matter how chilly the weather is,

don't even think of coming closer to her.

Okay?

5 years, Sonia.

It's okay, Karan.

Besides these 60-70 people, nobody else will find out

that you rejected me for this cheap and dirty reason.

Enjoy the party.

Hold on, Sonia.

Leave alone 5 years, I can wait for even 50 years.

Because I love you.

But I don't expect anything from you.

[Applause]

"You stole my heart."

"And gave me the pang of love."

"You stole my heart."

"And gave me the pang of love."

"It keeps me awake all night."

[TV News] 'Breaking news.'

'As per the latest news, the National Medical Association'

'has announced an indefinite nationwide strike.'

'A similar nationwide strike had happened in 2017 and 2019 too.'

'But only doctors had participated in these two strikes.'

'But this time the country's medical wholesalers,'

'retailers, manufactures and medical stores'

'will also go on an indefinite strike.'

'We need to see what crisis our country will face'

'due to the indefinite strike.'

'America had faced tissue paper crisis during Corona.'

'Will India also face a similar crisis?'

[Dog barks]

What?

'Due to the medical strike there will be a shortage'

'of two essential commodities in our country. It will cause you...'

'Immense suffering.'

'Yes. You will face immense suffering.'

'As per our sources, there is a shortage of neither medicines'

'nor tissue papers in the country.'

'But the crisis is of a commodity...'

'That you desperately want.'

'But you won't get it so easily. The truth is that...'

'It's the crisis of condoms and contraceptive pills.'

'You heard it right.'

'Condoms and contraceptive pills are out of stock in the country.'

'Not only in medical stores, but also on online portals,'

'e-commerce portals like Amazon, Flipkart and Big Bazaar.'

'We have to see whether the fruit of patience will be sweet or...'

"You will be taken for a ride."

"You will be taken for a ride."

"You will be taken for a ride."

"You will be taken for a ride." - Do you have condoms?

Please give it. Check it.

Arjun, do you have extra condoms?

There are extra shirts.

Extra pants.

And yes, for special friends, extra underwear too.

But what you are asking for can never be extra.

"O Lord."

Bro, please. Don't do that.

Please. Sonia will turn 25 day after tomorrow.

What? - Yes.

Finally.

Look. Sonia made me wait for five years.

And now, wonder why the government is taking revenge from me.

What is this?

See it from my perspective.

I think there is a universal conspiracy against your sex life.

Crack it.

What you are asking for...I don't have it.

Please don't do that.

Tomorrow I am going to Goa with Sonia.

The bookings have been done.

Papa has agreed to give his car too.

Now everything depends on you, bro.

Do you know? Sonia and I are going alone.

Alone as in you, Sonia and Akshay.

[Chuckles]

Only Sonia and me. No Akshay.

One. Two. Three. Four.

Thank you, bro. - No.

I have only four.

Only four?

Arjun, you have got four. I need only one.

You think it's four.

According to you, these four condoms will last for 20 years.

Once every 5 years.

Your sex isn't really sex, Karan.

It's Olympic sex.

Olympic is held once every four years.

Exactly.

Olympic is also held once every four years.

See it from my perspective.

I don't have a single penny.

I cannot go out and drink or party at home.

Check our fridge.

Only a pint of beer left.

Mansi and I have been using it for past seven days.

A single sip every day.

You want condom.

Give that to me.

How do I give it? I have only four. - Give me one.

Have you gone crazy? - Give me one.

I cannot give it. - Give me.

Leave me.

Baby, the beer...

It has got over.

Give me. - Did you see that?

These four condoms are our last source of entertainment.

Will you snatch that also from me?

Go to hell.

I saw your friendship.

Yours too.

Baby, I also want to go to Goa.

Baby, we don't even have money to go to Juhu Beach.

Goa is a far-stretched thing.

I know, baby.

But Karan is going.

He is your best friend.

Go and explain your perspective to him.

"Call me now."

[Screams] Karan.

What happened?

Here. Keep it.

Keep all four of them.

All four? - See it from my perspective.

I don't have a single penny.

I don't have food to eat or liquor to drink.

What are you harping on? Give me condom. Give me condom.

Does my father have a medical shop?

Karan, if I had been in your place, I would have never done that.

In fact, I would have taken out my wallet and given you money.

And said, "Go and drink. Watch a movie."

"Go for dinner with your girlfriend."

But then, I would wonder, "What if the money isn't enough?"

That's why I would give you my credit card.

But don't worry.

Even if you give me your credit card,

I won't touch it.

In fact, I would have been pleased that in this selfish world

there is someone who is mine.

If I had been in your place and you had been in my place,

and if you had not touched my credit card,

my heart of stone would have melted immediately.

I would wonder that my friend is craving for a sip of liquor.

And I want to go to Goa.

Not done.

I would have done what you can never do.

What would you have done?

I would have said, "Now your brother will go to Goa"

"when you and your girlfriend will come along with him."

"Don't worry about money. Return it whenever you have it."

This would have happened only if you had been in my place

and I had been in your place.

But it's not like that.

So keep this and remember me in your prayers.

Arjun.

"It's a fair deal."

"It's a fair deal."

"It's a fair deal."

Hi, love. - Hi, baby.

Is your packing done?

Almost done.

Only little things are left to be packed.

Okay.

Okay. Listen.

Arjun and Mansi are also coming with us.

Is that okay?

Yes.

Actually, it's great.

I was wondering what both of us will do alone in Goa.

What do you mean?

You are going to turn 25, baby.

I hope you remember.

Yes. So?

I will turn 26 next year. Big deal.

Big deal? Baby, it's a very big deal. You are turning 25.

[Akshay] Ding-dong.

What if she makes a new resolution? - Ding-dong.

Ding-dong. - Listen, Karan. Somebody is at the door.

See you in the morning.

Hold on. Finish the conversation, baby.

Everybody is having a gala time.

'Virgin.'

Besides me.

[Akshay] Ding-dong. Ding-dong.

Ding-dong.

Oh!

[Akshay crying] - What happened?

Tell me. What happened?

Speak up. - That bitch...

Hey!

Not you. That woman.

"He has dressed up and gone"

"to have a gala time."

"He has big dreams, o darling."

"Let's see what happens of him"

"It's a joke. But remember one thing."

I will go get my bag.

"You will be taken for a ride."

You didn't tell me that Akshay is also coming.

How could I tell you?

It was decided just now.

I thought I will give you a surprise.

But it doesn't seem like you are surprised.

No. It's not that, baby.

When I saw Akshay, my first reaction was that of surprise.

I swear on my mother.

Listen, Karan.

Akshay had a terrible breakup yesterday.

Knowing that my best friend is depressed,

can I go to Goa and chill?

Never.

Karan was also going to make the same mistake.

My perspective saved him.

But listen, what was the reason of the breakup?

Goddess, give me strength.

Shall we go?

By the way, what was the reason of the breakup?

She wanted to get physical with me.

I refused her.

Why did you refuse her? Say that too.

Actually, since our childhood Sonia and I have...

From kindergarten to school, from school to college,

from college to first job, whatever we have done,

we have done it together.

So we made the resolution,

that we will get physical only together.

What will I do?

You will read 'The Secret'.

I mean to say that when Soni will turn 25,

we will get physical on that same day,

but with our respective partners.

Disgusting. - Great.

Let's go.

[Engine starts]

Do you know Pablo Escobar?

That Narcos guy?

Yes.

Another mini Escobar is in the making.

Johnny Walker.

What is your best option to catch this Johnny?

The best is only one.

Rohit Shetty.

[Claps]

Hats off to you, sir.

No. We cannot admit it publically.

But we can admit it among ourselves.

Rohit Shetty knows Goa better than us.

There is only one question.

From where will we bring so many scorpions?

The Rohit Shetty you are talking about is solo.

I have dual.

Rohit and Shetty.

And yes. He is an ardent fan of Badshah.

He wants to do a great deed in his life so that Badshah

phones him and composes a customized rap for him.

On the other hand, Shetty.

Not him.

It's her.

"Look. She is wriggly like a fish."

"It's Shetty."

"Look. She is wriggly like a fish."

"It's Shetty."

Shetty is an ardent fan of Rajini Kanth.

She wants to do something great

so that she gets a call from Thalaiva himself.

And yes. Both of them are husband and wife.

Rohit. - Yes, sir.

Shetty. - Yes, sir.

What do you know about Johnny Walker?

Johnny Walker.

Number one brand.

But it's too costly.

"Oh my."

I was talking about this Johnny.

Oh my! Smuggler.

Three years ago he smuggled drugs in beer cans.

And then he smuggled it in green tea bags.

Last year he brought drugs in coconuts.

How does Johnny get such creative ideas?

As per confidential information,

Johnny is an ardent fan of Steve Jobs.

Sir, don't worry. Johnny won't escape this time.

But where will we find Johnny?

Come on. Give way.

Clear the coast. - Come on.

Or else I will shoot. I will shoot each and every one.

Hey!

The coast is already clear.

Why are you making the coast clearer?

What is your name?

Ganpat. - [Laughs]

We are waiting, Ganpat.

For Johnny sir to come here.

And the crowd to gather.

And then, we will disperse the crowd.

Precaution, dude.

Johnny sir. Where is Johnny sir?

You look for him everywhere.

You never find him anywhere.

You have faith in his terror.

That Johnny is here.

Which room is vacant?

I can vacant the entire hotel for you, leave alone a single room.

Got diarrhea.

If the entire hotel is vacant, will I shit in the entire hotel?

No.

[Door creaks]

Johnny sir.

Please hurry up.

It shouldn't be that the police arrive here.

I am a don.

You don't worry.

To hell with the person who disturbs me.

[Whistles]

Go and clean the table.

Ganpat, please check.

I have booked three rooms.

Hold on.

Why three rooms?

One room is for us.

The other room is for Arjun and Mansi.

And the third room is for Akshay.

Karan, please.

I have told you so many times. Akshay had a breakup.

Poor guy is depressed.

If he stays alone, he will feel more depressed.

What if he commits suicide at night?

Akshay won't stay alone.

But he has come alone. - He has come with me.

But you have come with me.

Yes. All three of us have come together.

So cancel one room.

And arrange for extra bedding in our room.

All three of us will stay together.

Soni. Soni.

I want to pee. Give me the key.

Give me the key. - Key.

Key. - What are you looking at?

Here. Go.

[Laughs]

[Calling out]

Wait.

Come here, man. It's empty.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Lamps burn. Flowers blossom.

But with great difficulty one finds true friends in the world.

Someday I will meet you in such a way

that flowers will be strewn on the path.

It's something that I never imagined.

We won't break the bond of friendship.

I won't forsake you even if I die.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot.

For coming in my life.

Did you see? He doesn't really seem depressed.

We cannot take any risk.

Akshay will stay with me.

Karan.

"You will be taken for a ride."

"You will be taken for a ride."

"You will be taken for a ride."

"You will be taken for a ride."

[Laughs]

Hey! Don't worry.

Everything will be fine. - Nonsense.

There is extra bedding in my room and not yours.

That is also fine.

But I still don't understand for whom the bedding is.

Look. If it's for Akshay, then it's fine.

At least Sonia and I will sleep together.

But what if that extra bed is for me?

Karan, what if Sonia wants the extra bed for herself?

"OMG."

"OMG."

Let me read it.

Okay. Listen. Give me Rs. 1500.

I want to go for jet skiing.

Go to hell. Have you come for my wedding?

I want to go for jet skiing.

I have not come for your wedding. But I have come for the honeymoon.

It's your problem that you are unable to do anything.

But I have come for enjoyment.

Do you know how enjoyable jet skiing is?

See from my perspective.

The leaping waves of the sea.

Your Sonia leaping with the waves.

Clinging to you from behind,

in the way you want her to cling to you.

And then, Sonia will sit on your lap.

You will look in her eyes and lips and kiss her too.

Stop it.

If I see Sonia from my perspective, it will be wrong.

Heed me.

Enjoy the pleasure in bits and pieces.

You cannot do anything in one shot.

Did you understand?

No. I won't go. - Akshay, come.

Okay. Listen. It's your birthday.

Happy birthday. But I won't go alone.

Who told you that I am sending you alone?

I am with you. I am there.

'The Secret' book is also not enough for you.

"We are enjoying the horse ride."

"With no care for worldly matters."

"There is mischief in the eyes."

"Such are melodramatics."

"There is nobody in front or behind."

"Or above or below."

"We will meet in the backyard."

"In the evening. Melodramatics."

Please maintain some distance.

I have not come to Goa to cling to you.

Hey!

[Screams] Help!

Help.

[Music]

[Applause]

"I wanna love you, baby."

"Baby."

"Wanna love you, baby."

"Baby."

"Gonna make you crazy."

"Crazy."

"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."

"I wanna love you, baby."

"Baby."

"Wanna love you, baby."

"Baby."

"Gonna make you crazy."

"Crazy."

"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."

"Come."

"O beloved."

"I am waiting."

"Let's become one."

"Come."

"O beloved."

"I am waiting."

"Let's become one."

"I will get in the mood."

"I will cross all limits."

"I will drive you crazy. I will drive you crazy."

"I will spray Gucci perfume and drive you crazy."

"I will drive you crazy. I will drive you crazy."

"I will love you so much that you will be madly in love with me."

Are you sure Johnny will come to the club?

My informer Raja has told me. So he will definitely come.

Just have faith in me.

Come on.

"I am a beautiful damsel. Listen to me."

"Only your name beats in my heart."

"Take me in your arms."

"Come. My entire body is yearning."

"Come closer."

"I will make you go crazy."

"I will get in the mood."

"I will cross all limits."

"I will drive you crazy. I will drive you crazy."

"I will spray Gucci perfume and drive you crazy."

"I will drive you crazy. I will drive you crazy."

"I will love you so much that you will be madly in love with me."

That baldy is our boss.

You don't understand.

Shall I shoot it? - Let's go.

Come, let's tell boss.

[Music]

Boss. - Boss.

What's the entry scene?

Only couple entry.

Stag not allowed.

What do you mean by stag?

By stag I mean single guys like all three of us.

Not allowed.

I think I will have to consult Baba.

Only then things will work out.

"Oh, boy!"

"I drive you crazy, boy."

"I will get in the mood."

"I will cross all limits."

"I will drive you crazy. I will drive you crazy."

"I will spray Gucci perfume and drive you crazy."

"I will drive you crazy. I will drive you crazy."

"I will love you so much that you will be madly in love with me."

[Music]

"I will love you so much that..."

"I will love you so much that..."

Baba.

No letter or message.

Wonder where she has gone.

You will find her, son. You will find her.

Find her? But when?

My broken heart kept sighing.

I was punished for falling in love. What crime did I commit?

Baba, please. Return my solace and slumber.

Return my love and my pang.

I will think of something. Wait.

2.5 star.

I saw 2.5 star.

You will find your lost love.

And the idea to procure drugs too.

Start consuming 2.5 star.

You will be blessed with abundant grace.

Happy birthday to me.

You will be madly in love with me.

You are my sister. I love you.

5 years and no sex.

Even dogs are not so loyal anymore.

You know what, Maria?

Karan is never going to attain salvation.

Because to attain salvation you need nine things.

Sex is one of them.

[Laughs]

[Speaks Russian]

Guys, Maria is saying that we met five years ago at a photo shoot.

As such, she was supposed to leave tomorrow.

But now, she is going to book a room and stay with us.

Baby, I didn't know you understand Russian language too.

How would you know?

Did you ever speak to me in Russian?

No.

Wow.

"What has happened?"

I have come for that.

All of you are enjoying at my expense.

"You will be taken for a ride."

Hey!

Keep this.

Akshay. - What?

Do you want to play Candy Crush with me?

In my room.

Let's go.

What are you thinking? Go.

Let me first put Sonia to sleep.

What will you guys do alone?

We will do something or the other.

You go. Okay?

Come. Come.

You are right.

Hey! - Where are you going?

I will need the charger to play Candy Crush.

Baby, wake up.

Baby, come on. Wake up.

No. I don't want to wake up.

Baby, wake up. Please.

Today is your 25th birthday. Please wake up.

Exactly. It's my birthday. I will do whatever I want.

No, baby. We will do what needs to be done.

Come on. Wake up.

Karan, I am unable to open my eyes.

Everything will open. Just don't worry.

I am there. Be strong.

Baby.

Wake up.

Yes. Do one thing. Splash water on your face like this.

Okay? - How?

Like this. - Yes.

Exactly.

Your eyes will open. - It did not open.

There is no water here.

Do it, baby.

Very nice.

Did your eyes open?

Karan. - Yes.

Just a little water and I woke up.

What if I take a bath?

"Hoist it. Hoist it."

Fresh like a flower.

Shall I take a bath?

Go and take a bath.

I love you, baby.

"Hoist it. Hoist it. Hoist it."

"Hoist it. Hoist it. Hoist it."

"Hoist it. Hoist it. Hoist it."

"Hoist it. Hoist it. Hoist it."

"Hoist it. Hoist it. Hoist it."

[Knock on door]

There is a problem.

Arjun, at present there cannot be a problem on this planet.

There is a problem over there. That's a different planet. Okay?

Now leave. - But listen to me.

What?

Mansi is down. - Yes. So?

Call her upstairs.

Not that down.

Down. Down. Down.

She is very irritated. She is not even letting me watch TV.

There is no TV in my room. Leave.

Karan, listen to me.

If you give me Rs.2000-5000, I will go to the casino.

And earn some money.

Hey!

Oh man!

Here.

You wanted Rs.5000. I am giving you Rs.8000.

Ask me why. - I understood.

Even if I die, I won't come back.

Okay. Listen.

It's your first time. So let me give you an expert advice.

Kiss her forehead first.

Why?

It's the norm of the world.

You might need a basement job.

But you need to apply at the top.

Okay. Bye. Remember me in your prayers.

Take care. Make me proud. Bye.

[Karan humming]

Happy birthday, Sonia.

Finally, you have turned 25.

Thank you so much, Karan.

If any other guy had been in your place,

he wouldn't have waited for five years.

Nobody else can be with you in my place.

Aww!

Do you know? I am as excited as you.

But I cannot avoid Akshay to please you.

It's okay.

I was too desperate.

Was? I think you are still desperate.

[Laughs]

Karan.

Now? What is to be done?

[Arjun] 'Kiss her forehead first.'

Karan, your mouth is reeking of liquor.

I took a bath. You also take a bath.

Please.

Hurry up. Hurry up.

Hurry up. Hurry up.

Baby, wake up.

Baby.

Wake up.

Baby, wake up.

Baby, wake up.

[Snoring]

Baby, wake up.

Baby, wake up.

[Claps hands]

Baby, wake up.

Baby, wake up.

Baby, wake up.

Baby, wake up.

Baby, wake up.

"You will see the consequence of your selfishness."

"You will see my vengeance for rejecting my love."

"You will see my vengeance for rejecting my love."

[Phone vibrating]

[Pounding on door]

What is it?

Arjun had gone to the casino. He lost money.

He borrowed money from someone and lost even that.

He is being held at gunpoint.

What? Which casino did he go?

'Win-Win' casino.

Your friend is so pathetic.

Who loses in a casino called 'Win-Win'?

What? - Where is he now?

Shetty.

What are you doing there?

I am gazing at the moon and meditating.

By doing this you get whatever you ask for.

I will ask for Johnny Walker. Don't disturb me.

Your informer Raja had called.

He saw Johnny at Bombay Adda.

Oh my!

Let's go.

Karan.

Thank God you came.

Did you do something?

I cannot do anything when you are there.

Hold on.

What did you say on the phone? You are at gunpoint.

You are at knifepoint.

Yes. What difference does it make?

It makes a lot of difference.

Gunpoint is more dangerous.

You could have died had you been shot.

But if the knife pricks you, you will bleed for 2-3 hours.

And then die.

Smart girl.

Really smart.

Real progress is when the girl child gets educated.

And then?

We want to enter Bombay Adda. - Okay. And then?

And arrest the criminal.

And then?

Nothing else. That's it.

And then?

And then nothing.

And then?

We told you. Nothing else.

And then?

Hey! Can't you hear what the other person is saying?

Were you a news anchor in your past life?

And then? - "Oh my."

Wow, sir!

Do you have an agency of Apple?

I don't have an agency.

I love 'I'.

From 'Imax' to 'iPhone'.

From 'iPad' to 'Ipadmini'.

I love 'I'.

And now, there is this too.

'I'.

Hi, Apple. Sorry. Mansi, sir.

And you?

Crazy people, recognize me.

From where have I come?

Who am I?

Don? - Don?

Don.

Don.

Don boss.

Don boss.

Don boss. Let's end the matter.

How much money did he borrow from you?

2.5.

Only Rs.2500.

Hey, moron! Not Rs.2500.

2.5 lakhs.

Oh God! - Lakhs.

Lakhs.

Lakhs.

Yes.

You took Rs.8000 from me. You lost that.

You took a loan of 2.5 lakhs from him.

I went to borrow Rs.10000.

But he doesn't lend a small amount.

It's the question of his reputation.

I didn't have any other option.

I swear.

Had the knife been in my hand, I would have used it by now.

And then?

And then, nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

And then?

Nothing. - And then?

Nothing. - And then?

Nothing. - And then?

Nothing. - And then?

Nothing.

And then? - That's enough.

I am losing my temper now.

Open the gate. Open the gate please.

36 hours.

Repay my money within 36 hours.

Meanwhile, keep something as mortgage.

Sir, keep him.

Are you mad?

Sir, he has a grand car. Keep that.

The key is in his pocket.

[Laughs]

Give me.

Great.

Give 2.5 lakhs and take the car.

Tinku. - Yes, boss.

Give him my address.

Here.

There is no address here.

It's there. But it's invisible.

Scratch the silver strip. It will become visible.

And then?

I will kill this damn thing.

Stop. Stop. - Say 'And then' once more

and I will enter the machine and make your plight so bad

that you will never be able to say 'And then' again.

Got that?

Shetty, calm down. Stop. What's your problem?

And then? And then? And then?

Alert. Alert. Alert.

Rohit Shetty approaching.

Alert. Alert. Alert.

[Gunshot]

Shetty.

The door is open.

Seems like the machine was for something else.

Come.

Why did they flee when they heard about Rohit Shetty?

Seems to be ardent fans.

Oh no!

I should have brought my portfolio.

Shall I go to the hotel and bring it?

Hands up.

Not you, darling.

All of you. Hands up.

Where did he go?

The guy who was here, where did he go?

He ran away. - Ran away?

Ran away? - Yes. He ran away.

Ma'am, an important thing.

Rohit Shetty is coming.

Hello. We are Rohit Shetty.

Ma'am, if you are Rohit Shetty, then I am Aishwarya Rai.

And we are Abbas Mastan. - Yes.

For what reason did I come to Goa?

And what am I doing?

I just drank and drove.

It's not a trivial offense. - So?

If you drink and drive...

If my father finds out that I am in the lockup,

he will get a heart attack.

[Cellphone rings]

Who is Sonia?

She has been calling since a long time.

[Phone chimes]

Look. She is messaging you too.

Where the hell are you guys?

There is an emergency. Come fast.

Oh no!

Oh no!

Oh no! Sir, emergency.

Sonia's labor pain has started. - What?

What?

Yes, Karan.

You are going to become a father. Congratulations.

What are you saying?

Hold on.

What do you mean?

Don't you know you are going to become a father?

I know. I know.

I meant... Wow! What are you saying, man?

We are not criminals.

Sir, ma'am, we have come to Goa to celebrate the birth of his child.

Why didn't you tell us before?

Madam, I also found out just now.

Hold on.

Didn't you know that your wife is pregnant?

I knew. Of course, I knew.

I meant to say that I also found out just now

That I didn't tell you guys about it earlier.

What name have you thought for your child?

Name?

Why are you asking him repeatedly?

It's your child. Didn't you think of a name?

I have thought of it. Of course, I have.

Akshay.

Akshay. Akshay. If it's a boy, then Akshay.

Ma'am, leave all this.

It's the question of his unborn baby. Please let us go.

Sir, what if something happens to his unborn child?

Who will be the murderer?

Exactly. - Rohit Shetty.

Please try to understand.

Mansi.

Mansi.

Mansi, wake up. Karan is going to become a father. Wake up.

What?

God gave brains to men.

But he also gave something that he shouldn't have given.

I wish there was enough blood flow

for both the organs to function simultaneously.

Look, sister. When he said he doesn't have protection,

why didn't Maria stop him?

Exactly.

I asked her last night. Do you have I-fill?

Didn't I ask you, Maria?

[Speaks Russian]

Did you see?

She was talking like that last night.

Last night also she was saying, "I don't have I-fill."

Don't you understand?

Yes. So she should have said it in Hindi.

At that time the momentum was such that I couldn't have checked Google translate.

[Blows raspberry]

Hey! Why are you making that sound?

Watch it carefully.

I don't want any such thing to happen with us tomorrow.

Hold on, Sonia.

Leave alone tomorrow,

it cannot happen with us even day after tomorrow.

Because for this to happen with us tomorrow,

we need to do many things tonight which we don't usually do.

And to avoid any such thing from happening,

I have kept this with me.

Look. Check the MRP. What's the cost?

Rs.40. - Exactly.

And how much did I have to pay for this?

Including his casino, around 30 lakhs.

And I didn't even use it.

[Sniffs]

She used to sleep with the veil.

She looked gorgeous.

If she sleeps only with the veil...

She will obviously look gorgeous.

[Laughs]

A few of your belongings are with me.

You wore it once and then returned it.

When we were getting partly drenched under the same umbrella.

Partly dry. Partly soaked.

She left me yearning for more.

She left this on the bed.

[Laughs]

I-fill.

Yes. I-fill.

I need I-fill.

Guys, we have only 66 hours left.

And we need I-fill.

But what will we do with I-fill?

The same thing that we do every year, man.

This year we will bring our stuff in I-fill packets.

[Laughs] Any problem?

There is a grave problem.

[TV News] 'The National Medical Association'

'has extended its nationwide strike for 5 days.'

'The strike that has been going on for past two days'

'has broken the country's spine.'

[News in different languages]

'Contraceptives pills and condoms are also unavailable.'

'We tried the medical stores that even Google didn't know about.'

'All medical stores are closed.'

'We didn't find I-fill.'

'I even asked random girls.'

'Bad decision.'

'I checked in seven hospitals.'

'I didn't find I-fill anywhere.'

'I even checked the hotel's first aid box.'

'No I-fill.'

Cheers.

[Sighs]

Tell me something.

All of us did something.

What did you do?

Me?

I did everything besides the thing for which I have come here.

I think you guys are my illegitimate children

and I am still paying the price for that.

Not all of us. Only that guy.

[Speaks Russian]

Is the cake more important than me?

Cake.

Look. You speak such good Hindi.

You should have spoken it last night too.

Idiot. I am going out.

Maria, sorry. I am also coming out.

Maria.

He didn't come out when he should have.

What's the use now?

Raja.

You told me that I will find Johnny at Bombay Adda.

I didn't find him there.

You told me that I will find Johnny at the club.

I didn't find him there. Are you my informer or Johnny's informer?

Sorry, boss.

We have decided that this time we won't go to bring the goods.

Why?

What, boss?

You are sitting here and eating 2.5 star.

But both of us will have to take the risk.

And this time Rohit and Shetty are also looking for us.

What if we are caught? - Exactly.

As it is, my father used to say. If you have life, you have everything.

My father also used to say the same thing.

If you have life, you have everything.

Suresh. My brother. - Ramesh.

My brother Ramesh. [Crying]

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

[Police siren wails]

Oh no!

Oh no!

Oh no!

Guys, I know where we can find I-fill.

How?

How did you know you will get I-fill from me?

Sir, you said it the other day.

I love 'I'.

Sir, you have so many 'I' products.

iPad. IPod.

Imax. And iPhone, sir.

I-fill is a very small thing, sir.

You will definitely have it.

Real progress is when the girl child gets educated.

Smart girl.

You have come in my life as spring.

I will give you guys an address.

I have a van filled with I-fill.

Hold on.

Who brings a van full of I-fill?

Something is fishy.

That's what Rohit and Shetty were saying.

What? - That you are a criminal.

[Chuckles]

It's dirty. But it's business.

First of all, stop talking as if you are singing songs.

Tell us clearly.

I will tell you.

But first tell me.

Do I look like a drug smuggler?

I am sorry. But you do look like one.

Oh my!

If I look like a drug smuggler, don't go on my appearance.

See my intention.

My intention is to be a social worker.

If I don't bring I-fill, who will solve the problem

that your friend has created?

The medical fraternity has gone on a strike.

You need it.

Similarly, somebody else might also need it.

Somebody will have to control the population.

Help me if you want to.

Or else repay 2.5 lakhs.

Karan, see from my perspective.

To hell with your perspective.

My plight is bad because of your perspective.

If my father finds out I am at gunpoint, he will get a heart attack.

Quiet. Just quiet.

Perspective guy.

We will bring your van on one condition.

Tell me.

You will have to waive off the debt of 2.5 lakhs.

Okay. - And return my car.

Okay. - Tell me. Do you accept it?

Absolutely.

Shall I tell you something?

Sonia and Karan's love isn't true.

[Laughs] Keep quiet.

What happens is that for true love it's important to get physical.

That's when you fall in love.

Yes.

Like I truly fell in love with Maria.

Madam, please do something.

If any guest calls the police, I will get into trouble.

What?

Is that what's said for girls?

When a girl gets physical, she is in love.

That means Maria loves me.

[Laughs]

Don't you have a hand?

Akshay.

Come on.

What?

Let's go. - You go.

Akshay. - Soni.

The police are doing checking. - Oh no.

It's okay. Keep driving. - Stop. Stop. Stop.

What's in the van? - All of us.

Yes. Fine. Go.

Hold on.

I can also see that all of you are in the van.

What else is in the van?

Arjun.

Rohit Shetty.

Rohit sir.

Sir. - Sir.

Shetty ma'am. Hello. - So good to see you.

What are they doing here?

Sir. Sir. - Ma'am. Ma'am.

Maybe they want to give the good news.

Was he blessed with a boy or a girl? - Sir.

Let's see. - Come on.

Continue.

How are you, sir? - Ma'am.

You look gorgeous, madam. - Thank you. All that later.

First tell me. What happened?

What? Nothing.

Something must have happened.

How can anything happen when you are there?

You guys have got such tight security.

We are not talking about the security. - So?

We are talking about the reason for which you rushed to the hospital.

The baby. What was it?

Baby.

You are asking about the baby.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

What okay?

What is it? A boy or a girl?

Boy. - Girl.

Huh.

What are you saying?

It's a boy.

Why are you asking him?

Don't you know the gender of your child?

I know, sir. I know.

Sir, it's his firstborn child. So he got confused.

It won't happen again. Don't worry.

Let's go.

Rohit sir, there are I-fill packets in the entire van.

I-fill packets? In the entire trunk?

What is going on?

Sir, honestly speaking, I also don't know what's going on.

I know.

Sir, he had a boy.

We are distributing I-fill to celebrate that.

People distribute sweetmeats when they have a baby.

For the first time I am hearing that I-fill is being distributed.

So am I.

Come on. Get down.

'...you have called is currently not reachable.'

'The number you have called is currently out of coverage area.'

'Please try again later.'

Why were you guys distributing I-fill?

Good question.

Very good question.

Why are we distributing I-fill?

You think about it and tell us.

Madam is thinking.

Why should I think?

He has been blessed with a boy. He is carrying I-fill.

Why should I think?

You are also right. Why will you think?

Karan, you tell us.

Me?

What do I say?

Hey! Just tell us the connection between your son and I-fill.

Tell us quickly.

Okay.

I will tell you. I will tell you.

Look.

When we left from there that night, I was blessed with a son.

Yes. I admit you had a son.

Superb. Congratulations. Okay?

But what is the connection between your son and I-fill?

Madam, he is trying to tell you. Just listen to him.

Karan...continue.

[Clears throat]

So like I was saying...

When we left from there that night, I was blessed with a son.

Right? You congratulated me for that.

Just now I found out that it's a boy and not a girl.

In front of both of you.

Let it be.

What had to happen has happened.

And you guys know what happened.

Okay?

No. I-fill.

Son.

I-fill.

Son.

I-fill.

Son.

I-fill.

Son. Son. Son.

How can anyone be blessed with I-fill?

A person can be blessed with a son. That's what has happened.

Explain to him, Arjun.

Me?

Yes. I will explain.

Look, ma'am. Look, sir.

He was blessed with a son that night.

We have already congratulated him for that.

Correct.

I found out in front of both of you that it's a boy and not a girl.

Yes.

Then?

What else, ma'am? What had to happen has happened.

We cannot replace it.

I-fill.

Why I-fill? And not sweetmeats. Tell me that.

I will tell you.

I admit people distribute sweetmeats when babies are born.

But why?

Did you ever think?

Because it's sweet.

Yes. So? Have you ever tasted I-fill?

Never. - No.

That's it. I-fill is also sweet.

That's why we are distributing I-fill.

Yes. - Yes.

How come?

If you want to offer sweets, you can distribute chocolate.

Why I-fill?

He was blessed with a son.

Whether he distributes I-fill or cough syrup, it's none of your business.

Hey!

If he wanted, he could have given you a rude reply.

But no. He won't give you a rude reply.

But he will politely tell you why I-fill.

Karan, you will, won't you?

Tell them quickly.

Why I-fill?

Fine.

Fine. I will tell you.

I will tell you everything.

Actually, we didn't want a baby.

Yes.

Actually, madam, sir, the truth is that we didn't want a baby.

Nine months ago when we needed I-fill, we didn't find it.

Since we are responsible citizens,

we won't commit a grave crime like abortion.

So we accepted the child.

But we don't want anybody else to commit this grave crime.

That's why we are distributing I-fill.

That's it.

For how long, madam?

For how long?

For how long will we make people fatter by distributing sweetmeats?

Somebody needs to control the population. Right?

That's what we are doing.

Listen. - Yes.

You are blessed with a son. - Yes.

Keep this token money from our side.

No, ma'am. There is no need for that.

You should never refuse token money.

That's it?

Thank you.

Hold on. Hold on.

Madam, you also keep this.

As a gift from us.

[Music]

"Love is a bad ailment."

"Love is a bad ailment."

"If you get it, it's your responsibility."

"Love is a bad ailment."

[Laughs]

I found you.

And it feels like I have found the world.

A lost traveler has found a caravan.

[Laughs]

I will have to fulfill the promise that I made.

Smart girl.

My car. - Of course.

Thank you.

Don't leave so soon.

I am not content.

You came just now.

You have brought spring with you.

Gift.

Gift. Gift. Gift.

Here it comes.

What are you doing here?

The phone number of all three of you was unreachable.

So I thought I will come here and check.

I hope he didn't harm you in any way.

Hey, man!

When you didn't do anything with her for five years,

what will I do with her in two hours?

[Sighs]

I heard your love story. Five years. Without sex.

A worldly hermit.

[Arjun laughs]

Sir, his life is drier than G*****.

[Laughs]

Don't make a mockery of love.

My mockery was made.

It hurts.

I heard his love story.

It's very sad.

He loved a girl immensely.

Both of them were together for a year and a half.

But one fine morning that girl ran away.

She didn't just run away.

She ran away with 20 lakhs.

Yes. So?

You should have paid her every night as per her rate.

What do you want to say? What do you want to say?

You want to say that she is a prostitute.

You are wrong.

She is not a prostitute.

She is a decent girl.

We were together for 18 months.

I proposed her marriage every 15 days.

I proposed her 36 times.

She rejected my proposal 36 times.

I should have understood that we are not meant to be together.

I got personal in her love.

And she...remained professional.

I am a wanted criminal.

Otherwise I would have put up her wanted posters.

Missing.

Sir, you are wanted. You are not missing.

Put up missing posters for her.

You will be able to express your love

and you will find your lover too.

I am sure we shared some connection in our past life.

We wouldn't have bonded so well otherwise.

One night before she ran away, I proposed her.

Let there be no dawn. Let's not lose each other's company.

We won't let each other sleep.

I am your hero.

Do you know what she said? - What?

She said, "You are my hero."

"Don't do villainous acts."

After which I told her. I told her.

You are my fantasy.

She told me, "Don't touch me."

"Don't touch me."

"I have become young."

She seems to be Sonia's sister.

She didn't let him touch her.

Don.

Tell her what you said next.

Afterwards I didn't say anything.

I sang a song.

Shall I sing? - Yes.

Shall I sing?

Shall I sing?

Please close your eyes.

[Music]

"I feel like dancing with you."

"I feel like dancing with you."

"Let's sing and dance and celebrate."

"Let's sing and dance and celebrate."

"And celebrate."

"I feel like..."

"I feel like dancing with you."

"I feel like dancing with you."

"I feel like..."

[Music]

"Make your own decoction."

"Add some soda to whiskey."

"Make your own decoction."

"Add some soda to whiskey."

"Add some soda to whiskey."

"Add some soda to whiskey."

"Let's drink it together."

"I feel like..."

"I feel like..."

"I feel like dancing with you."

"I feel like..."

[Music]

"Let's try our luck."

"Let's entice someone."

"Let's try our luck."

"Let's entice someone."

"I like..."

"I like the girl with long hair."

"I feel like..."

"I feel like dancing with you."

"I feel like dancing with you."

"I feel like dancing with you."

"I feel like..."

[Engine starts]

"You will be taken for a ride."

Sir, water.

Yes. Thank you.

Here.

Here.

Here. - Here.

Thank you.

Give it to her.

Sorry.

Had I not racked my brain, leave alone 36 hours,

we wouldn't have found I-fill even in 136 hours.

Now take it.

Shit.

I won't spare you. I won't spare you.

Shit. - Maria.

[Speaks Russian] - Maria.

Maria.

Maria. - Maria.

Just listen to me. - Where are you going?

Maria.

[Laughs]

Publish the news in the newspaper.

Put up posters in the marketplace.

[Laughs]

Get to work.

A boy and a girl.

Both were madly in love.

If my father finds out that I am involved in a drug case,

he will get a heart attack.

Karan, tell me something.

Is your father a human being or a penguin?

You keep saying he will get a heart attack.

But he doesn't die. - Arjun, please.

We should leave from here before there is another problem.

Shit. Shit.

O shit, guys.

It's not a probability. There is already a problem.

Don't worry, Shetty.

I won't spare them who got you pregnant.

Oh God!

Was it important to give it to her? Couldn't you have waited?

Don't say, "We are coming." Say, "We have come."

She has gone crazy.

Just come here. I will tell you everything.

Just come here.

How much time will it take? Tell me.

We have been talking for so long.

Hello.

Where are you guys?

Now hang up. What happened?

Here.

Shit.

What is she doing?

Paragliding.

She is doing paragliding.

Then it's fine. I thought she is committing suicide.

[Laughs]

Oh shit! She is committing suicide.

Hold on.

It is as much my fault as it's yours, Maria.

If you jump, I will also jump. Come on.

So will I.

I will also commit suicide.

Are you mad? Why will you die?

Because since our childhood Akshay and I

have always done everything together.

How can I leave him alone now?

'Virgin'

Why are you guys dying?

We still have 36 hours.

Great, Mansi.

[Speaks Russian]

Both of you decide among yourself what is to be done.

Shall we leave? - Wait.

Maria. Mansi is right.

We still have 36 hours.

Let's try.

You can commit suicide later too.

[Slow claps]

Great, Karan. Great.

Isn't this is your reality?

If I was to be in Maria's place tomorrow,

you would say the same thing.

[Laughs]

Sonia, leave alone tomorrow,

you cannot be in Maria's place for days to come.

Because in order to be in Maria's place tomorrow,

we will have to do several things tonight.

Which we have never done before.

I don't want you to be in Maria's place.

That's why I am roaming around with this.

Look.

See its MRP. What's its cost?

Rs. 40. Only Rs. 40.

How much did I have to pay for it?

'Hurry up.'

I also don't know that.

And look at the irony. I didn't even use it.

Forget it. - Are you done, man?

Shall we come to the point?

Yeah. Sure. What is the point?

I am the point.

Look, guys.

Akshay has Sonia.

Sonia has Karan.

But I don't have anybody.

I survive by doing modeling.

But will anybody give me work if I have a baby?

No.

My career is finished.

And nobody will marry me.

Even if somebody wants to marry you, I won't let that happen.

I see. I should commit suicide with you.

And somebody else will marry you.

I will marry you. Wait.

He will marry her.

Wait.

Maria Rastova.

[Speaks Russian]

Yes.

Yeah? Yeah?

"Melodramatics."

"The secret cannot remain hidden."

"They are quite valorous."

"Beloved."

[Music]

They checked out just now.

They were not three, madam. - So?

There were three more people with them. - Is that so?

Look.

A guy named Akshay. And two girls. Sonia and Maria.

Maria Rastova. - Yes.

She is a Russian.

Yes. Russia. Putin.

Where did they go?

You have come together into the house of the church.

So that in the presence of the church's minister and the community,

your intention to enter into marriage

will be strengthened by the Lord...

Why did I come to Goa?

And what am I doing?

People are right.

Goa is very costly in December.

They have gone to a church. Find it quickly.

Do one thing, Rohit.

Make a list of all the churches in Goa.

There are 950 churches in Goa.

It's very time consuming.

We don't have so much time.

Do one thing. There are very few mosques in Goa.

Make a list of mosques.

Shetty. - Yes.

It's that same person.

The bride may kiss the groom now.

Okay.

Huh?

Father, I have a confession to make.

Hey! Both of you have done every dirty act in the world.

Why do you want to make a confession for a mere kiss?

Arjun.

Maria's husband allows her.

Please.

Doesn't he have any food allergy?

So that he can eat that and die.

[Cellphone rings]

Hello.

Yes. The Maria you are looking for is in a church.

Which church?

That's what we don't know.

If you find out, please call on this number and inform us.

What's your name?

Rohit. - Shetty.

'Oh my.'

What is this?

He got scared on hearing our name as if he is a notorious criminal.

Will you love me?

Will you come with me?

Whether you say yes or no, it's your wish.

But I am going to kidnap you.

[Gun cocks]

[Gunshot]

Hello. Police station. This is the Father speaking.

What do you mean by Father?

The church's Father.

Please come to the church quickly. Come fast.

I don't know. - Akshay.

Maria. - Go.

Maria.

Come on.

Maria.

Coming, team. Coming. There is firing in the church.

A girl has been kidnapped.

Go there quickly. Over.

When we reached the confession room, three people were already there.

One of them got a call.

But he disconnected immediately.

I was kept at gunpoint. And they kidnapped the bride.

Is that so?

Did we get married, Father?

Only the kiss is remaining. Otherwise it's done.

Congratulations.

Hello, inspector. The police have still not arrived.

We should save Maria.

We?

You.

Maria's husband gave her permission.

Who will save her now?

Her husband.

Karan.

They have kidnapped a girl.

It means, they are bad people.

Why will bad people kidnap a nice girl?

It means, the girl is also not nice.

Hey!

Heed me. You had a lucky escape.

Maria is my wife for past 20 minutes.

Think twice before you speak.

I am going to save my wife.

Is anybody coming with me? - No.

I will come with you.

I will also come with you. - Are you girls mad?

Since our childhood Akshay and I have done everything together.

Yes. I understood.

Go. - Okay.

But why are you going? - I am getting bored.

Hold on. Hold on.

Aren't you allergic to anything?

I will come back and tell you.

"There is...there is a big mess."

"There is...there is a big mess."

"We are in a fix. Our desires have shattered."

Akshay. Akshay.

[Speaks Russian]

She has started speaking Russian again. - Akshay. Akshay, I am here.

No Russian. No Russian. - You scumbag.

You?

How do you know him? - Hold on.

How do all of you know each other?

I will tell you. Everything.

Hold on. Before you say anything, I want to say something.

So it means, all of you don't work for Johnny.

Sir.

I have not even worked for my own father.

Why will we work for somebody else?

Karan. Arjun.

Karan. Arjun.

I went to save Maria.

I almost saved her. - Almost?

In the history of saving people's life, I have never heard of almost.

A person either survives or doesn't survive.

Tell me your story.

Scoundrel.

I almost saved Maria.

Before I could save her completely, he slapped me hard.

And he did cheating.

He kidnapped Sonia and Mansi too.

What? - Yes.

We will go and bring them.

There is strength in unity.

Alone, I feel scared.

Boss. Boss.

[Laughs]

Well done.

Raja, you did a good job.

Do another thing for me. - Tell me.

Call some more people today. - Yes.

We will need them.

Done, sir.

Sir. - It's the climax. There will be action.

[Laughs] - Mansi.

Maria. Don't be scared.

They will come. My Karan and Arjun will come.

Father, hurry up.

So that you may have the strength to be faithful to each other forever.

And assume all the responsibilities of married life.

And so in the presence of the church, I ask you to state your intentions.

You may now kiss the bride.

Yes. - No. No.

Maria. - No.

[Gunshot]

I just wanted to stop you from kissing her.

It's done. Please keep it.

Thank you. So nice of you.

You have no chance of escaping.

Put your hands up and keep your weapons down quietly.

It's the climax. There will be action.

Hey! - Mister.

Poor Karan is not getting any action to reach climax.

And you want action in the climax.

What are you saying? All that later.

First tell me. How did you kidnap my Maria?

All that later.

First tell me. Why did you lie to us and make us smuggle drugs?

Yes. - You did cheating.

I wasn't disloyal.

But I couldn't show my loyalty.

[Gunshot]

Karan, see this.

Oh no!

That's you.

Why is he missing you? Huh?

Tell me. Why are you quiet?

She hid a secret on her lips.

It will be disastrous if the secret is revealed.

What do you mean? - I mean...

I mean, when Johnny told you to marry him.

How did he say that? Tell them.

Marry?

You are somebody's love. - No.

Somebody else loves you. - No.

You are somebody's choice. Somebody else likes you.

[Speaks Russian]

That's not even a song.

Why this Kolaveri? Kolaveri Di?

What?

I don't understand Russian.

Speak in Hindi.

Grace my forehead with vermillion.

Love me.

Uncle, love cannot be forced.

It happens organically.

Think of a song that starts with 'H' letter. I also want to play.

Our time will come.

Not from 'O'. From 'H' letter.

Who put this green color on me?

There is a pigeon on the roof.

Hey! - Yes.

Why are you judging them like Anu Kapoor?

Say something.

Sonu, don't you trust me? Tell me.

I will give you a tight slap on Goa's beach.

Wonder why people fall in love.

Wonder why they get attached to someone.

Wonder why.

Wonder why.

Johnny, why?

Forget the past. It's gone.

We will together write a new story.

Yes.

Beware. Beware.

You won't get a second chance. Be careful.

Really, my friend.

It's the true, my friend.

Love is love when it's reciprocated.

Everything else is useless.

My friend.

Fire a bullet in the brain. The brain is making a lot of noise.

If you are not there, what will I do?

What will I do when I will miss you terribly?

A. B. C. D. E. F. G. H. I.

J. K. L. M.

N. O. P. Q. R. S. T. U. V. W.

X.

Y.

Z.

I love you.

We are made for each other.

Excuse me. - What?

We are lovers.

We are not afraid of the world.

Hey!

Lovers display their love proudly.

They live proudly.

They die proudly.

No. No. No.

Maria.

You will lead a luxurious life if you are with me.

You will enjoy all the pleasures of life.

You keep harping about money.

Why are you so crazy for money?

What is money?

I will give you piles of money.

There will be a shower of money.

If you become mine.

If I say I love you. You are my love.

What will you say?

Run. Run, D.K. Bose. D.K. Bose.

[Knocking]

Don't rattle the doorknob, Raja. Come straight inside, Raja.

Raja, come.

Come, Raja.

Come. Take all of them.

[Whistles] - Call everyone.

That's how you repaid my love.

My beloved ruined her lover's life.

Sir, let me go.

They did everything. I just came here to marry.

Nothing else. Why will I... - Get in.

Get him in.

[Cellphone rings]

Hello.

Badshah.

Greetings, Badshah.

Badshah.

No. No. Badshah, please sing a song for me.

It had to conk off today of all days.

Nonsense.

[Cellphone rings]

The phone is switched off and still it's ringing.

"Oh my."

Thank you, Karan.

Any other guy wouldn't have done so much for me.

Nobody else can be in my place with you.

Always remember that.

I see. Overconfident.

Of course. - Hey!

Go and talk to her.

She looks so morose. - Look. Don't explain to me.

Thank you.

I am sorry, Akshay.

You also go.

I am sorry, Akshay.

Really sorry.

I admit that I was a con girl.

But I don't want to be a con girl in the future.

You know, Akshay.

Johnny proposed me marriage 36 times.

And I rejected him every time.

But you proposed me only once.

And I married you.

Because I really love you, Akshay.

Do you love me?

You speak such fluent Hindi.

You should have spoken Hindi that night.

Hold on.

Hold on.

I came to do that.

And all of you are doing it at my expense.

Sonia.

When?

Actually, like every year I took a resolution this year too.

Unless I...

Break up. Break up. Break up.

I was kidding.

I am alone at home tomorrow. Will you come?

"Touch me. Touch me."

"My beauty. My skin."

"Each part of my body."

"Says..."

"Come and touch me."

"Touch me. Touch me."

"Come and touch me."

"Wonder how you forget your first love."

"Touch me. Touch me."

"Come and touch me."

"Touch me. Touch me."

"Come and touch me."

"Touch me. Touch me."

[Akshay] 'Ding-dong.'

'Ding-dong. Ding-dong.'

'Ding-dong.'

'Ding-dong.'

[Screams]

Like I do every year, I have made a resolution on this birthday too.

Unless I turn 25, I won't get into a physical relation.

I won't get into a physical relation.

Sonia will turn 25 day after tomorrow.

Finally.

Tomorrow I am going to Goa with Sonia.

"We are enjoying the horse ride."

"With no care for worldly matters."

"There is mischief in the eyes."

"Such are melodramatics."

"There is nobody in front or behind."

"Or above or below."

"We will meet in the backyard."

"In the evening. Melodramatics."

"The secret cannot remain hidden."

"They are quite valorous."

"Beloved."

"Melodramatics."

It's your first time. So let me give you an expert advice.

Kiss her forehead first. - Why?

You might need a basement job.

But you need to apply at the top.

"My pathetic heart can do anything for you."

"If you say, I will climb the mountain on a scooter."

"If you say, I can even become Shahrukh."

"I will love only you."

"Melodramatics."

"The secret cannot remain hidden."

"They are quite valorous."

"Beloved."

"Melodramatics."

"The secret cannot remain hidden."

"They are quite valorous."

"Beloved."

Why did I come to Goa?

And what am I doing?

People are right.

Goa is very costly in December.

Mansi.

Maria.

Don't be scared.

They will come. My Karan and Arjun will come.