All language subtitles for The Petty Girl 1950

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if you're wondering what the giant man
nada works has to do with the petty girl

the answer is plenty

and i ought to know

i'm George petty

i created her

it all goes back to
the time when b j men

that's the bald granite
jaw gentlemen and center

and brought out his latest mock

the small stubby
economy size mat midget.

Advertising being the
next order of business

that's where i came in.

Direct from the corn belt

i was wearing my best suit

in fact it was my worst zoo too.

I was a commercial
sketch artist and this was my

big chance since there
was nothing about the

mountain midget to make
people turn and look twice

the trick i felt was to inject

something into the advertising

that would

wow

what better to make you
turn and look twice than um.

See what i mean.

Of course you do

but granite jaw mountain didn't.

Was i discouraged me
George petty discouraged.

Frankly i was

mr matin saw absolutely
nothing in my idea

and less in me.

Even my trump card

my

tricky little catchphrase

mountain midget
the body beautiful

left him cold

of which incidentally was
his natural temperature.

So i started to pack up wondering
if i could get a job as a stevedore or

when suddenly i
smelled violence.

I looked up and saw

fate.

Fate and mink

silver mink

fade in the lovely figure of all
granite jaws beautiful daughter Connie

she was so sorry to interrupt

but as you can see she was
utterly fascinated by my drawings

not only that rather
surprised and well

angry when i told her they were

rejected now what did a board
of directors know about art

she apologized for them.

She kept apologizing and
cocktails later that afternoon

and even in my studio when
she came to see my work

she was greatly impressed

but felt my painting was not quite
important enough for a man of my talents.

She was absolutely certain
of it when i showed her some

of the things i had done
when i was still in art school.

It was pleasant to be told
you were a budding genius

according to her

all i needed for this bud
to burst into full flower.

Was romance

a love affair.

Oh they were magical words

in fact

a few more magical words and.

There i was a
serious portrait painter

commissioned at carney's ah

recommendation

to pay to

old granite jaw himself

flashing his prettiest smile.

Cousin Woody.

Who was born with
Polo maladies mao.

Ah

it was the horse's day off

and then then
there were the brats

or a children.

Cousin Woody's that is.

Thanks to carney's

sponsorship

i now had a magnificent
penthouse studio

and a fancy Butler
named beardsley

whom she had taken
great pains in choosing

since he was a
gentleman's gentleman

his first job was to
make me a gentleman so.

They or i was

the perfectly turned
out man about town

on

now don't misunderstand that
was just a friendly goodbye peck

economy was off to
Paris to join her husband

oh yes she had a husband

in fact she collected husbands

and ah

though she left promising great
things for my career as a serious painter.

I found myself sort of

doodling

doodling in my best
commercial style

a um

and that brings us to
the other girl in our story

no no this is not the girl

this is Amelia braemar her
great grandmother founder

of this peaceful little
college bearing her name.

If Amelia had known
what was going to happen

she'd fallen off her pedestal
living here and daring to

sing and feel free only in
the privacy of her own room

was the real isn't
it all happened.

Sippy.

Three

spring is here.

I'm in la.

The postman the

Taylor

laval let's say hello

like this gay life is.

Se

Dan la

la.

Sy lai

as many as i see.

Little glances on this day.

No one really okay.

No.

Races and not.

So three.

A sippy.

Sippy.

One

away to the

love is mysterious sketch

marius

why take it seriously.

That is why i try to

ki ma

and see me.

A

na a a free.

Tip a bottle wonderful way to be

love is mysterious catchy

delirious.

Gets seriously.

That is why ah try to

keep my band c e.

And if you will read casuals
mass behavior chapter twelve

you will find that the most
effective force associate

logical advancement
is progressive education

and doesn't grandma

yes

wouldn't you say our own
colleges somewhat about

contradiction of casuals
theory of progressive education.

According to the
national news weekly

raymore heads the list
of institutions considered

old-fashioned inadequate

braemar is prepared to answer that
attack at becoming educational conference.

In fact I've been
chosen to do the anti.

Ta-da.

She has president flip spoken to you yet to
know we've watched scene in his office at

three it's about your trip to
the educational conference

i have an idea

professor whitmarsh.

Good morning professor Whitman

morning.

I have an idea

professor Whitman
has put her to sentence

i don't think two cents
will be quite enough.

Now that.

Victoria yeah.

Ever since that awful accident took
your mother and father from among us

we've all tried
to look after you

actors well sort of your guardians
you've been more like parents.

Precisely why we're so concerned about
your going to new York without a chaperone

traveling companion

says professor Whitman
came to us with the idea

we feel she's the logical one
to accompany you to new York

oh.

Well.

It was very thoughtful
of you professor Whitman

but.

Knowing you'd all be concerned I've
already asked dr crunchy to accompany me

and she very kindly considered

didn't you dr croce oh

oh yes

yes indeed

i sometimes feel the
board educated you well

but didn't pay quite
enough attention to your

character.

The important thing is to answer
those charges of ray Morris

old-fashioned and antiquated

and to have a good
time yes but i'd stay away

from those vulgarities
known as Broadway plays

oh this is all right

it sounds awful Smithfield nacre it's the
drinking that makes him so awful i tip was

the dancing some of the shameful
exhibition people nowadays.

Please please

knowing Victoria's we do

actually no point in
all this discussion.

You'll find lots of symphonies
lectures and museums in new York

just have a good time yeah.

And.

Those guys should do it.

Museum.

If we run into any bogeyman

our wire for help.

Did i seem nervous who
spoke very well my dear

what do you suppose they think of bray more
now think it's old-fashioned antiquated

and completely behind the
times they seem to conferences

over let's forget it and
do what they told us

have a good time now let's see
the first stop is the museum of art.

Just because
you're really daring

will visit the mog.

And so it was at the
museum of art where my new

interest in serious
painting had brought me.

That i first saw her.

She.

Seemed like the cold fish type

but.

As she stopped before
audeze famous statue

the kiss.

Her expression was nothing
like any fish i'd ever seen.

Cook could this be the thing that was going
to make my genius burst into full flower.

I had to find out.

About it was only after old
ironsides excused herself to go

for a drink

of water.

That i.

Gathered up the
courage to stroll up to her.

So takes your
breath away doesn't it

really

i mean the way the cold marble softens
and seems to if you don't mind i make it a

rule never to talk
to strangers or

that must be very
comforting to your mother.

Dr crusher is my
friend and colleague

dr

yeah i just happen to
have a slight pain doctor

philosophy

professor

of

soul teacher how did
you guess well it wasn't

when you go away or
shall i call the attendance

the attended.

That's not much of a choice.

However being allergic
to rough handling a.

Oh.

Ah.

Dr kutcher.

Dr crusher how are you

very well

i think well well well this is indeed
a great surprise and pleasure

our things

at the old school braemar

right

yes

it hasn't changed a bit

still stuck in the mud.

Good old ramo

well i guess you

didn't recognize
me did you oh well i

do so many students
coming and going

to two.

I think i do recognize you

you do

class thirty nine wasn't it

dr crutcher you are
amazing yeah i'm not saying

it's such a joy you
know running into former

pupils yes especially
when that is nice as

well thanks

are there any other

favourites in town just Victoria braver
herself surely you remember her oh nach

really it has a price she'll
be awfully pleased to say oh

oh Victoria

i want you to meet
one of our alumni mr

it is George petty

of course

Victoria is the youngest
member of the faculty now

the youngest and the prettiest and now
now dr crusher enough of this modesty.

What do you do now mr petty

besides hang around
museums and that

you will have a painter

an artist you know

marvellous

have you any pictures here

well not yet

however if you'd like to see some of
my enough to see some of your work

you and doctor crusher run along i'm sure
you have lots of old times to talk all week

can save the
reminiscing for later

no

please go right ahead but
we insist you join us don't wait

there you see it's all settled.

It's only natural i
suppose that i should take

pride in the accomplishments
of my former students

especially my more favored ones

and you were one of my more favorite weapon
is the pity i remember that distinctly

and i seem to remember
taking several of my causes

oh yes yes d

which courses were they mr penny

yeah

well i i took all of them.

Were sure that
you majored in one

but i'm afraid i'm
majored in football.

One man team no doubt

oh i wouldn't say that you must have
been bray Moore has no other football team.

Football.

Did i say football

or naturally i meant hockey

it's funny how i always
get the two confused very

funny especially since
braemar has no hockey either

don't you remember
our ban on athletics

oh of course but you'd be surprised at the
underground activities you just wouldn't

believe the things
we used to do.

You're so right mister petty

so right.

You'll have to excuse the
message but man stay off.

This is my

best i think

oh

it's.

It's quite interesting

you don't seem very impressed i
imagined a good photographic likeness

don't you like good
photographic likenesses

i think art should
express the artist.

Couldn't this have
been done with a camera

if i thought so ms bray more
i would have used a camera.

Just some others over here.

I

did these between
portraits in case i ever

give a one man show
very interesting indeed

yeah this has
some spirit in life.

I'm afraid ms braemar
you will never be an art critic

now that just some stuff i used
to play around with in the old days

those days are definitely over oh
but it's charming it is style and humour

it's completely
inconsequential of course

but it's more suited
to your personality.

Right.

I think we've got to be
getting back to the hotel

I'll take you

oh that won't be necessary since my art
doesn't please you perhaps my chivalry will.

Oh.

Come on.

Thank you.

How about forgetting

having dinner

ready you have
to ask dr crutcher

on chaperones
with a lot of patients

the doctor and i are
together for the entire trip.

We'll have fun.

A

teenage rather abruptly

you call

i think he will

and the tada i must confess something she
didn't know i don't think that young man

ever went to braemar or
you've known that for hours.

He was so charming

charming

and such a liar

or he meant well

nevertheless dr kutcher

we have been picked up.

A.

A.

Hello

well this is George petty.

I know.

Oh you expected this huh

yes well

i want to enroll
in braemar again

and that is a new change
your mind about dinner.

Look

can't you get rid of that
nursemaid of yours for one evening.

Why can't you bring a friend.

A friend.

Well.

All right I'll bring a friend.

We'll be ready at step.

Goodbye.

That was mr petty

we're going to dinner
with him and a friend

oh.

No it wasn't that

thoughtful of him
inviting a friend for you.

A

friend.

Uh.

Now remember you're
an old friend of the family

is.

Better make it my uncle

is

just as soon as dinner's
over you insist the

doctor crusher accompany
you to the lecture

any good so.

Got the tickets.

Yes.

Don't you think you
ought to start calling me sir

yes ah

nossa

that is.

Very well.

Just call me George

thank you sir.

I'll remember who they are.

Good evening

ms braemar dr crusher

my uncle Ben

uncle of course

resemblance is unmistakable.

Yeah as

another thirty years
will be taken for twins.

It's pretty amusing.

All goods a gentleman of the
old school calls everybody sir.

Shall we be off

completely in your hands.

Uncle Ben.

Oh you're

smart.

Okay i had some qualms
about going out to dinner with you

but now that we've
met your uncle with

such refinement is very
reassuring family tree

cigarette

no thanks

Victoria doesn't want to
offend professor Emery.

He considers tobacco
the root of all evil

oilers

wanting teachers

that's what he
taught wiig terraria

regards himself you know
says one of her panels.

Oh.

No as a bullet expects me to sit Victoria a
good example sharp Amman was oh thank you.

Professor Hawkins influence

of another parent

another.

Victoria has an even dozen

and even does.

You see the faculty board has.

Adopted voc doria.

Oh i see.

Marcel.

For mademoiselle.

A

monsieur.

A drop.

She's iconic with
two lovely ladies

permit me to drink too.

How

perfectly charming.

Huh.

I think i'd like
another drug please

you won't tell
professor hadaway.

This will be more convenient.

A

uh hello.

In this one about explore of
who's watching the tribal dats

his guy turned modular set

among those savages

a wife can be
bought for two dollars.

Get the explorer replied

well

a good wife's worth two dollars.

Ah yes

can't remember ever
having such a good time

and also unexpected.

Yes it's a bit of
surprise to me to

imagine

eight o'clock

eight o'clock

time another big.

He must be the
life of every party

he has the damn tools of
command and you have some

plans for this evening

plans plans are
made to be altered

and i will say i just made up.

Yes but bugs but i believe you said it was
important that a lecture or something like

oh yes yes i was
to forget that was.

The rebirth of medievalism

sound off on a full stomach.

Children's

dancing.

That's professor
eben eth is portfolio

for

credit grievous the professor
about certain kinds of debts.

I'm sure they don't
apply to uncle Ben

i love today

George

entrepreneurs dr
budge it adapts well

hey well

i'm afraid i'm not very well up
in these modern dance steps

but i'm willing to try.

Don't think it'd be more
fun on the dance floor.

Yes.

A

uh.

My

uncle some

excellent dad

who'd make a fine team.

Why wait.

Sorry.

Oh.

You should get your uncle
to give you some lessons.

I'm learning lesson tonight.

I'll never forget.

So sorry.

Sorry.

I can't take it.

Must be the last one you had seems
i can't hold it as well as my uncle.

Fresh air would help.

It's a very good idea.

For five hours i'm
not be as good as new

you stay right here

uncle Ben will see you home

if you can still see.

Send me the bill for yes.

Oh excuse me uncle Ben
I've gotta get your nephew.

Mr petty.

Leaving so soon.

I cannot compete
with uncle Ben i'm sorry

but you did take
too much for granted.

While after this clambake i'm taking myself
to a place that would give you in those

twelve parents of
yours the horrors

the air is smoke-filled they have very
intoxicating beverages bebop music it's

something you'll probably
never see at bramble

what's that

live people

we've heard of such
things i'd like to see

i'd let you about logic
could be separated from your

colleague by anything
less than a major operation

an invitation might do it.

I'll get your things.

Uh.

Uh.

The

brush and easel is dedicated not
only to amusement but also to are.

The type of art you admire

ms Mckenzie is the
model for the nightly fifty

dollar sketch contest
model in just that prefer

no shoe probably wear a hat too.

Doesn't anyone object

just please

hold this play's been
rid of police many

times but what's a
little rate among artists.

Wish withdrawal.

I'm a teacher mr penny

not a reform.

Haha mr penny

hitchin

posting

this week thing.

Pardon.

Oh she'd love one of the high stock
things doth a little over a year ago

guys like this.

Oh.

Yes i want you to have something
to remember this evening about

a little press.

Something to drink.

The

lady will probably have ice tea

I'll have a scotch and soda.

I had double scotch straight.

A train.

My mistake sorry.

A.

Uh.

I like.

Waiters I'll have
another scratch.

That is not a waiter in
that your third scotch.

Haven't you had enough have you

i think so

then artist finish.

I know a bit of calypso
featuring a girl who.

Shakes her hips zo

calida

moray.

Uh.

I'll nice to meet ya.

See

are you going to know.

Something i learned the.

Song while learning
stuff will you.

Hi empty to my Skype so soft.

Dai li shanshan

from sweet house.

Go wrong

when you add a word or two

that you can make up as you

go along.

Take

a word from many.

Daily paper if you page.

He can either

make a bride.

I

can do it anytime.

A

didn't know i could sing did you

nobody knows sorry frustration

she makes me cum
Swedish people to signal

wrong way very well

mister

make up the you go along.

Is handy for
reporting news events

or

expressing sentimental
said they meant or

inspecting all the yums
to sing guide so song.

To chew my god im so sorry.

A.

Nah man

you

land a word or two that

make up a Hugo.

Pick a word that occurs to you.

Any attic people now will too

and before you
come tell the time

i will make for you to rap.

About a word from someone please

how about you a word

scotch

scotch.

Crazy thing is it authors.

You see double
everything you want

since you have twice
as much to drink.

It gets pretty drunk guy de

da did you my colleagues also.

Da shan shot

sweetheart can you go wrong get a
pretty girl to sing to as you go along

will you give me a word

coconut

coconut.

Coconut is a phony food.

Head is fuzzy like a union suit.

When you shake it down

de biao

who can make it like a cow

da de que vi

sa sa.

A gymshark sweet huh can you

come when you add cheese and

under

make up as you go along.

Uh.

Uh.

Full advertising what you meant

new

show

or harmonizing when you could.

Shore.

Up.

Some meme.

So saw.

Himself.

Oh.

Let's dance.

Oh.

I said lose my souvenir.

Nothing happened.

Here.

I bet you'd like to have been upon
that stage in colony displays when

ridiculous.

Right now i'm
doing all i want to.

Why are you laughing.

Just never thought i could enjoy
dancing with the professor what's wrong

professors.

There must be an out of shape.

Am i must be an attache.

No but you will be if you let yourself
remain buried in a tube-like brain ma

with an army of parents hovering
over you like a lot of watchdogs

but i belong in brainwash

you belong right here in new
York where you can be seen

and admired.

Tell me.

I can

tell you a lot more.

It's so noisy and crowded.

Yeah.

Why don't we go somewhere

nice and quiet.

Quiet.

Or we could be alone.

Alone.

My apartment.

We could sit

and talk and have.

Your apartment

mr petty your apartment what would i that's
what you've been getting out all evening

isn't no no i was only trying i
know what you were trying to wait.

You stop this and try to be reasonable
pu actually thought didn't do that all it

would take would be a
little flattery and a few drinks

let me love you

know.

Chicago

wow look what you've
done what I've done.

I suppose there's an aid even in
a place like yes here's a quarter.

Ah.

Nah

good evening

i wonder if you could do
something about my dress.

There's always a
clumsy one in the crowd

that i don't shrink up all out
of shape if it garage upon you

a better pressure dry

or could you.

You should see the things that i
sometimes have to pull back in shape.

And now friends get your
sketch pads ready for her she is

model of the week

Patty MacKenzie.

Uh.

This Michigan.

Two.

Uh my friend.

Your head is made of glass.

Uh

oh wow.

Uh

musty enough shape.

For said.

Oh

nothing

i was just talking to myself
man really got to worry envy

man

footmen only one thing
make a woman talk to herself.

A man.

Oh here we go again.

Ah uh thanks honey.

Ah

too many cuts in my life

have been coming
out of the woodwork

cops.

Uh

okay miss MacKenzie.

I'm talking to you miss.

Me

that's right you can ride in the front
seat with me I'll keep my head on to.

Oh you think i'm the mom

and the light dawns.

Like you're making a ridiculous mistake
i'm merely guest to you know since one to

guess run around
without any dresses

oh.

Well now that was the strangest thing i was
standing right there putting on my dress

and suddenly it just disappeared disappeared
right through that window right through

that window yes well
you can tell it to the judge

miss Mckenzie he enjoys a
good joke to come after you.

This time almost no women
what do you think you're going

to miss MacKenzie
to the way what can

she's not miss
Mckenzie wishy washy.

Chick.

Oh

yeah she she just have to answer
what i thought but my holding

exact

this monkeys interfered
with the love monkey okay

you get a free ride so wait i'm
gonna check out the wrong bumpy.

Alright here.

Well

the loneliness and morning my
key please doctor crutches taken

haven't you a
duplicate item will awake

i don't think you will

cheat just got in yourself

but.

Anything wrong.

Just Ty.

If mr petty calls

tell him I've checked out.

I understand perfectly.

Let your also tongue.

His prey most checked out

checked out

but that's impossible
she was only released.

I mean

she couldn't have

but why didn't she
leave any message

i just gave you the message

she said to tell you
she just checked out.

Uncle banned fur

beardsley what time that coffee.

Totally.

I've been up all night worrying
about she saw the desk clerk told me.

Well

i can explain

now

that you say no let's not bother
each other with explanations

let's just get back to grey
Moore's fast as we can.

My head it feels
the size of a man.

You're lucky

i can't feel mine at all

he told me champagne was
no different than ginger ale.

Must be something i hate.

I still don't understand why
you cut your trip so short Victoria

was at the museums aren't
very interesting with the

chaperone Victoria and
i both found it a bit dull

in that case i'm glad
you excluded me

all of these

we mustn't deny the professor
the pleasure of being unpleasant.

All right you'll

you'll can start
clearing the dishes

this is Andrew tipps

our new handyman

and you know.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Oh yea i teach you my calypso
saw how dare you follow me

young man

no singing and no dawdling

you have to work
fast around here

oh don't you worry mrs hip some people
think i work a little too fast we see.

You don't believe instantly I'll expose
you and then tell everyone all about the

incident of the brush
and easel good idea

if they don't believe
you i can always supply a

few newspaper clippings
to clarify the situation.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Oh.

I think I'll go to my room.

Like your doctor gracia
you're being very cooperative.

Just

what is a drafter

well one satisfy my
curiosity why a girl like you

should be willing to hide
away in this catacomb

and to.

Convince you that you've got the wrong
impression to meet the brush and easel.

We were discussing r

and who was a
student in his spare time

i forgot my purse yes

i mean yes sir

great a great little invention
the boss Nigel airbrush nasal.

Wow.

I couldn't let you just walk right
out of my life i rang out really

and that's how i came to
study art i got the wrong one.

Brush and easel.

What do you suppose she meant by that we'll
discuss it tonight I'll pick you up in my

brand new red car promptly
if not you'll pick yourself up.

How to three.

You can do three thousand
times and see if i care

you may want to frame this one

or shall i clip it to the
bulletin board in the hall

you

will

where's the bottleneck.

Bottleneck.

Let's see

Andrew

get those dishes in the kitchen

yes ma'am

gotta keep things
running smooth.

Smoothly.

Nine o'clock.

We've gotta finish this tomorrow

alright.

Not everyone

bad

guy everybody.

I think I'll go up to

see you over breakfast.

Remarried.

Nine.

Ah.

Oh.

Ah.

I think I'll go up for
a breath of fresh air

i could use a bit myself

mind if i join you.

On.

Second thought.

Perhaps bed would be

wise and i think it
would be wiser idea.

Goodnight

good night Victoria.

Nice.

Huh.

I wonder.

A.

Uh.

Just where are we going.

Follow the Brendan me this car
mentioned a place called inspiration point.

Inspiration point

yeah sounded very inspiring

but but the college
has ruled it out of

bounds well that's what
made Sam so inspiring.

Uh.

And

now professor the

object of our coming up here.

To prove to you that i'm not
the wicked wolf you think i am.

Here in this idyllic setting
with all the romantic

forces of man and nature
conspiring against me.

I shall show you that i can
conduct myself in stricter to

card with a rigid braemar
code for gentlemanly behavior.

In short i shall city like a jug of disgust
Carlos principle of reversible cycles.

You don't believe a test me.

I left my chemistry set at home.

Oh come on get up close

put your arms around me

assault me with
your charms kiss me.

What's the matter
afraid of me or yourself.

Myself.

It would be embarrassing to have
the smoldering fire buried beneath that

cool exterior burst into
full flame wouldn't it.

Or is it that you

just don't know how to kiss.

Very discerning of you.

Oh i suppose you
have been kissed

by great uncle Willy on
your sixteenth birthday

or maybe some nasty little boy on
the Sunday school picnic years ago.

Even happened
right now you'd faint.

Come to think of it i'd faint

very well mister petty.

Get the smelling salts ready.

Uh.

Hope i'm not intruding.

Ah.

Hello officer.

Red you got the wrong impression

we were just conducting a
scientific experiment yeah

fourteen years I've been
patrolling this highway

I've heard it called
everything but that

what's your name

oh just call me joy not yours

yours.

Victoria

pictorial white.

Victoria braemar.

Victoria bramwell.

Please officer it was
all very innocent really

and it could be terribly
embarrassed yes.

Well this this is
disorderly conduct

yeah i was merely trying
to show her that i could

behave just like the rest
of the men around here.

Oh and out of towner oh yes yeah i think
we're all a pack of wolves around era oh no

quite the contrary i think
you're a lot of cold fish.

I mean

let me see your driver's license

Irish licence

you know you've heard of those
things haven't you yes i have

driver's license.

See i had a five year i

let's not get.

Ahead of drive here somewhere i.

It's funny i must have ah.

What's that

oh that's nothing.

Patty MacKenzie.

She

she's a cousin of mine

we we look exactly alike.

Sure your cousin.

He thinks i'm a wolf and
you think i'm a jackass

Victoria braemar

thought maybe it scare
me with that name huh

look officer can't we start
from the beginning again

yeah

we're gonna start from
the beginning again

but

you see

at the police station.

Oh.

A.

I trust there's no
need of my telling you

this is a sad and
tragic morning for

more Victoria.

Other conduct such as this invariably
cause for immediate dismissal.

Have you anything
to say for yourself

please speak up.

I know precisely
which are going to say

going to say it was all
an innocent mistake.

The conduct of this
kind is always a mistake

it is seldom innocent

and i must warn you

that any recurrence of
this scandalous behavior

can mean nothing but immediate severance
of your connection with the college.

Under the circumstances

i suggest you don't
take your classes today.

That will be all.

Victoria.

I trust you haven't
found us unduly severe

there's nothing like
talking things out.

All professor.

Please go away.

I should think you'd be banned
from the campus after last night

why should they ban a bus boy named Andy
tap simply because the fella call petty gets

himself arrested
with a pretty professor

evolving.

Turn down the shore road quick

precisely where i was heading.

After your harrowing experience last
night i decided you needed some relaxation.

I've arranged a
picnic on eco island

pickle island

yeah

but that's worse than
inspiration point it is

oh that's fine

i made some wonderful plans.

Ready to sail boat

make some lunch oh yes

i bought this for.

Uh

there's echo while
and way over there.

All we'll make it in no
time the way i sailed

better give her the motor
did you get in the clear

either.

A hey where are you.

Uh.

First

thing is difficult now.

Um

i'm not much on motors

much terrain for nautical
trade while we get under sail

i can hardly wait.

Mine raised the port

that happens to be starved

y'all i'm left handed.

May i report that we're clear
you can turn down your motor.

Oh yes yes but navigation
we're right on cars.

Uh

nah.

Just just relax
and enjoy yourself.

Um

i just shot a white
much like shoes.

Right now.

The poop deck

you're gonna see us that for the
same chip that almost brought medway.

Uh

off we go.

Uh.

Oh.

Uh-oh maybe road.

Uh i don't know.

It's caught on something.

Uh yeah that on a dog.

Wow.

Wow.

Yeah.

Why don't you
get back in the fall.

Great.

Uh oh

fuck.

What does the choppy but.

Of

heart muscle loss by putting

you also lost our lunch.

Uh

don't you think we'd
better go back to just motor

not while i'm in command.

It's a good thing i am it.

Jaw.

Ah beautiful beautiful

when does the picnic begin

well as soon as you get out of those
clothes into that water for cool refreshing

depth you just get me right back on that
oh Victoria you always take the wrong slant

on everything i
brought bathing suits

in fact i'd like to sketch
you in a bathing suit

if you think i'm going to post you in
any bathing suit yes miss MacKenzie you.

You.

Yeah.

That's why.

I watch yeah.

Back my dog

yeah yeah.

It must be your job
that gets me tea.

Now.

Can't seem to get you.

I mean the use of
orders double scotch

now

that Teddy was

just relaxed.

Yeah

good thing i didn't say a lot.

Not not smile.

A

saying maybe they'll do it

watch it

all right then I'll say

maybe that'll help.

Allows ya.

Indeed i do

i love Joe

and that's good too

i wacha

and that's a fact

why don't show.

Get in the act

it must be your job
that gets me chee flee.

Baby

ah don't know about it.

But brie flee

i love Joe.

Ledoux.

Don't be

teased ma'am

please mao

won't just say oh oh.

Ya to

my voice is slightly porous

heavy use your take occur as

if you demanded yes sir
put me in the key professor.

Not by key aw love ya

wrong Harmony.

I think your press

a dao Cheng.

I think you're

fresh you're cute and your quaid

to the kwin task.

I could use longer

raises

buddy.

Assumes

i love her.

I'm sure they do

don't be your tea please ma'am

please ma'am won't you say

hello oh

ooh.

I'm hungry.

What you think of
anything but food

Nazi sludge basket
went overboard

but certainly not very feminine

but i'm not the
very feminine type.

Am i.

Where

am i.

Let's eat.

Let's see how we work.

As we just ah.

Roll the hook in the water

and wait until the fish
come knocking at our door

you don't think
you'd be spoiling

if you used a little bank.

Mate.

You know

worms

oh.

You don't have
to have any handy.

You'll find all you
want under those rocks.

Oh

what are we waiting for.

You might try that oversight.

Hey.

Oh come on a two year
old child could push that over

well you better get a two year
old child because i can't budget

we better look around
for one that's ready to just

roll over by itself

yeah.

I don't have that kind of luck.

You see how wrong you can be.

Look at that word

where.

Well

help yourself
this is your picnic

and right before he gets away

yeah.

What lie use

since the silver went
over with a lunch

i guess it's alright if
you use your hands.

My bare hand

gloves get so messy
sticking the worm on the hook.

Well.

You sure it isn't a little snake

snake

would be sort of

a midget.

It's a worm mr petty a
plain ordinary little word.

If it attacks you I'll
come to your aid.

Here

perhaps you'd like
to club it to death first.

It shouldn't put ideas
like that in my head

just because.

Us dr Whitman

your old geology class.

Your hair.

I've been thinking about i am.

You can pick us up here

now.

Well i know.

What are you doing here

i had a few hours and i'd
like to get away by myself

i say.

Well this half of our group will explore
the east end of the island the rest will

explore the west park if you
search thoroughly you will

find every species of rock
formation we have discussed

you're not going to risk your lives
review stones and pebbles are you

risk our lives all the places
simply crawling with snakes

i just had a tussle
with one myself

wearing this.

Ah

i.

Always bring a spec.

This proceed will
meet here in an hour.

Now then

i thought

i saw someone else here

someone else

like

us you must have been drinking.

Just a bigger space

the figure i saw here was
definitely not one of speech.

Just to make sure she wasn't one
of our students are now professor

what would one of your
students be doing here.

See what you mean.

Oh doctor woodman i
wouldn't go into that thicket

if i were you i wasn't
kidding about the snakes.

Up

I'll tell you why
you stay right here

and I'll beat the bushes so that
nothing will leap out and attack you.

A.

Oh.

Duh

and now professor you're

you're needlessly concerned
the the finger in question

is definitely not a student
then why is she hiding

why she.

Well that that's a long story.

I've lots of time

you have.

Well

you see the the lady Springs
from a very strict environment

you know the kind
of people i mean know

professor can't
take ideal of course

and well you're gonna stand.

An innocent bit of
fun such as this could

have been

misinterpreted.

In fact

because a static adjust about.

Rec sensitive girl slide.

You newer sets a young girl once

weren't you.

Professor lo.

Get it off

don't worry I've got the
situation completely under control.

Yes I'll just stand.

Out getting untangle
from all the snakes arrived.

Ah

there we are.

What happened a
branch fell down yes i got.

Uh well what do you know.

Runaway.

A.

Isn't professor Barrymore
coming down to dinner

she had a rather trying day
spent the morning at the doctors

or the outbreaks
a bitter up to her.

Hungry

or she must be she didn't
have any lunch either.

It's me

Andy Andy.

Please go away i have food.

Uh.

I brought lunch and dinner

it's very kind of you

now if you'd just be kind
enough to get out of my life

but i haven't accomplished
my mission yet

is it to get me dismissed oh quite
the contrary as to get you to equip

two parents could be tough
enough on a girl but a whole flock

to stay natural.

I know it's hard
for you to believe

but i liked my parents

all twelve of them

and i like this place.

It's where i was
born and brought up.

The to have a year of love.

Marriage.

This is my kind of life.

Love and marriage
will have to be part of it.

And that's what i figured.

Okay i get.

But but Victoria.

Can i picture before i leave.

I couldn't go back to that

no no in in my room
it's next to the garage

no that's impossible.

Are you going to force me away that certain
newspaper clipping in your face again.

You would it.

No i wouldn't.

I would like to picture them.

Tonight at eight

but just one sitting

if it takes all night

I'll have the bathing suit red.

Three the bathing
suit in the hall closet

I'll put it on here.

Very proper

but most unprofessional.

Uh.

Uh.

Ugh.

Boo.

Uh.

A.

Uh.

Uh uh.

A

uh.

A.

Well

have you seen enough.

A.

Is this the best pose
you could think of.

You're my girl are posing for.

Cheesecake

cheesecake

yes my god.

Glorifying the female
form divine command.

Is that me.

See you that i see.

Always on the phone
making dates with me.

I never thought of
myself as cheeky

that's what I've
been trying to tell you

but if you prefer to let
yourself be squeezed

between the pages of a
book to your stiff and dry.

Are you sure you're not
better at this sort of thing

than you are at
serious painting.

It was one of the
boys the bank tell me

but i'm glad you like.

I do.

Very much.

It's yours.

Why.

I won't need any reminder
of the girl on that campus.

You may

well that's very kind of you

but

don't worry.

I'll rapidly hide
it in your closet.

Well.

You've gotta get some sleep and.

I bet some packing to do.

Uh.

Goodbye.

And it's only in the
interest of discipline

and a sense of propriety among our students
that our report this shameful incident.

I have a feeling this is a
matter for a psychiatrist

obviously something has
snapped in the child's brain.

Yes

yes something has snapped.

I should hate you professor
Whitman but i don't i'm grateful to you

you made it snap

you may be realised
what i really want

Charlie

oh you needn't worry
about me dr webb

i resign

with thanks for everything.

You've been wonderful all of you

but

having twelve parents

well.

Just ain't natural.

Besides

i'm in love.

Oh.

Just some of us still remember
the meaning of that word.

Uh

Victoria.

Congratulations my dear.

Thank you.

That's

nasty.

Da.

Wow.

Uh.

Is mister.

Uncle.

Was pretty much i think
perhaps i should explain

that

uncle Ben

is something of a nickname

the name is beardsley

beardsley.

March going to ask me in

uncle Ben.

Mister pity isn't oh I'll wait

i want a surprise.

A

this mr petty's patriots
responsible for his

success also she is the one who
has been masterminding his career

mrs de zo likes her art highbrow

and men

highbrow

artists i think I'll
have to meet her

you will learn
the trade i expect

utila focus is on her way up.

She's up.

A

fellow beardsley

is mr pennebaker not yet i don't Google
it i'm just off the plane from Paris and i

want to surprise it
or maybe some time.

He has little
better to attend to.

So i see.

Says mrs de zillow

dr bremer

doctor.

Veterinary.

Witch doctor.

I suppose you came to

sit for mr petty no i
came to marry him

man.

Thanks seriously i forgot
my key surprise huh.

George.

Colony.

Victoria.

Say have you two met

head-on oh

George dear

I've got to run now i just dropped
by to tell you that i'm divorced divorce

so i miss manton again and i have some
very exciting plans for your career but you

hear that Victoria the
program i have in mind I'll

have you with the masters
and the museum of art

Madden's daughter
next to whistler's mother.

Pick me up in about an hour we'll
talk about it to come to find Johnny

and George

i let nothing

nobody stand in my way

you must be the same
although jury about that

guy we.

Loved meeting you.

A bye

bye.

Uh

well professor don't tell me
there's another convention

I've come to get married.

You do want to
marry me don't you

do i want.

Is right away to sue.

Only for the ex mrs dazzle.

Of say those eyes
are a little green

and I've just the
nails to go with

good

i'm glad you challenged.

Uh.

And tomorrow we can go out and start
selling those wonderful paintings of yours

you know those cheesecakes.

You're no highbrow
or just darling

we'll talk about that when

you talk about it before
we're married that's

not the kind of painting
you really want to do

what makes you say that

because when you painted me and
didn't have a phony snob of a patroness

breathe Irving down your neck

you reverted to
your original style

but that style wasn't the
real meat of course it was

it's just that you refuse to see yourself
as honestly as you made me see myself but i

am seeing myself on us
know George all the time you

were chasing me with that
talk about musty tombs and

frustrations you were
talking to yourself

lol.

Unless you're carrying
jealousy a little too far.

I can't just throw my
whole career in the ash can

it's the only career i ever had and believe
it or not i have to be happy in my work

i have the same sickness

but do help me and I'll be
right at your side helping you

care to see darling i love you too
much to let you make a fraud of yourself

with this.

This trash

trash.

Well that's an interesting
approach i must say

telling me my watch
lousy discouraging me from

trying to be a real
painter then calling it love.

If that's love I'll take the
nearest exit for George.

Beardsley would get you a cab.

Uh

mister pity Lee

to make plans for his hanging

in the museum of art

and frankly i have a bit of a
snob myself but i do to test

if i could do

anything to put a crimp in
that woman's plan all i'd have

to do is smear mr petty's
name with enough cheesecake

and she'd drop him like a hot
potato quote the question is hell.

Uncle Ben.

I've got the answer

supplied by the ex
mrs deze law herself

have you ever been arrested

not yet

good then you'll get
off lightly come on

i asked her to to get the rest of my
luggage and then to the museum of art

museum of art if
things go well there

I'll probably wind
up in burlesque.

As large Google.

A

uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Come in.

Dr Gretchen.

If you've come here to stop me

stop

i came here to help you.

I want to talk to top.

Huh.

What a house i
shot but you're not.

One for

conversation trying to
get dressed who's staffing.

Your own lady

my colleague.

Yeah

i said to resemble

a doctor crusher

these gentlemen are the producers of
the show and your shop handed over to kid

even standing-room room sold-out
just coming to tell your answer

yeah

you better get undressed.

I hate to close the show down but you have
to fight fire with fire and spice with spy

high schleper but this court order and
fights over just like that well let's get it

done i have got to spend his
party on the guest of honor.

Sorry.

But even.

We want to see Victoria braemar.

Who don't

the boxes songs around the
corner and they're also loud

this is very important
you see he's a processor.

Ooh a process cider

and we got a special way
a welcome and processor

yay.

Is this the kind of
welcome you always get.

In this trade as one
word we never mentioned

process survey

fine time to tell me

but in this trade there's
one word we always say

where there's a
window there's a way.

I could have sworn that
was two words to me.

They are sir after your

i can't go crawling through cellar windows
i'm all dressed from this man and appoint

the day mao to me to
make sure i heard the

right person in this
trade we always remind.

That's all right
details are covered

of course that's
what they're far.

A

a.

This ought to be someplace.

I'll stay right with me.

Get wise.

No no ladies and gentlemen

introducing the sensational
quick change artist

sanja comedian

and as human waxwork.

Aid is different

so rapid

changes

that you will think the several
characters on the stage at the same day

however

i assure you that a and
the only real life person

in the dire x.

I know only these
gentlemen for my first

g

sitting bull.

Uh us.

Us.

A

uh.

Ah.

Uh.

Us Navy.

Bes has been a big mistake.

Only real.

News.

A

j.

Uh

where's moody

i'm moody.

Uh

is this the one

oh no well that's when
i were in the second

you can find the other one.

Oh are you

oh so you don't remember me.

Don't tell me I've changed that.

The man's insane.

In the world

you will soon find
out what in the world

does your party

horse.

What do you think i am Napoleon
day what are you thinking.

Us.

Uh they are lady

come back

to Iran

and i went

okay go to like

the ladies bin sir.

That court order forbids
ms ray Moore's appearing

publicly under the
name of the petty girl

can maybe we gotta give
back all that dough you can't do

this to us i don't have to
that little paper is doing.

Now if you'll forgive
me i haven't engaged

the excellent devil has taken over the
entire royal roof for a party in my honor

overwatch.

A

little.

It's a good thing i got ulcers

the thing like this could
give me oh i'm awfully

sorry oh that's
alright it ain't your fault

i don't get it why doesn't
he want us to do it because

some woman is trying to
make a snob of him and and.

Wait.

This paper says i can perform
publicly as the petty girl.

Is a private party a
public performance.

Is only one way to find out.

Could i borrow my music
and costume for a few hours

while they use their
gonna be the worst you

can buy the city the
case and the orchestra.

I

think guy will

but we're friends of mr petty

and go in the front way

we want to surprise him

sorry.

Uncle Ben.

Oh

i have to get mister
petty fish shoot

dr crusher

Lee uncle Ben you've just
got to help us get in here.

We have a surprise for mr petty

oh

i'm afraid he's had
too many surprises

and when he found out i
had a hand in that museum in

business or not no i can't
get myself further involved

fine gratitude after

getting me involved that night.

You involved

but

they don't seem to remember

just like a man filling my head
with champagne and ideas

and

tossing me aside
like an old bag.

Whoa knew a woman scorned is a

vessel of wrath yes please

this does not lose our tempers.

They're all right
you let them in

okay

oh okay you're going.

Come on.

Uh.

This will get you
lots of new friends

and lots of new commissions.

Uh.

Us

ladies and gentlemen

through the courtesy of the
downtown burlesque theater

mr George petty has
arranged present in person

his creation and the
protege the petty girls.

Uh

over new.

Can you just.

Take a look

at the beauty on the billboard

take a look

at the pretty penny.

Show her drinking

Coca cola

in the kitchen
with a can of zola

looking sweet fire
new electric icebox.

All at once it becomes a
pretty nice bow extreme.

E is not

just.

There's a pair of pretty
girl underneath those girls.

London here

fars over here

and meet the
parents i'm like wow.

Boys in the class

a.

Guy.

When wintry January
storms occurred

the Jack frost
nipping at our faces.

A lady should be covered up

with

fur

hat please

and so

places.

Uh beware beware that
when the ides of march

when it just seems
to glow in batches

and don't wear any
dress with too much starch

because when it
blows it scratches.

A must be true from what
the poets say about the origin

flower.

You can't expect
the ones that flew

low.

Without

some a

pro shah workers

the June bride used
to turn a terror tale pink

when all those
people started kissing.

Today the kissing is the same my

thing.

Except

the blush is missing.

Uh uh harcar guy seemed to hear
September call in fact by Garrett

fairly boring.

Believe start
falling in the early.

And that

ain't all that's all.

A

a

uh.

Um.

The winter season
isn't really boring

till old December
comes knocking.

Suppose you rubbed
your eyes on Christmas ma

and found this in your stacking.

Uh.

I've been thinking of
what you said that morning

i want you to have all
the artwork on my new car

father you know very well George isn't
doing that sort of thing anymore cani.

Fai much to always remake
every minute take a shine.

Bundy was just a figure
in Hungarian restaurant

she had to make a
symphony conductor

Ronnie was a radio kroner and she had
to push and i mean pushing in grand opera

make a long hair out of it.

She's made a long
hair out of your two

I've heard about enough saw vi

George where are you
going to get a haircut.

You have seen the.

Every month of the year

now will give you the.

Ball

every day.

A

shame.

A

my goodness gracious

in the

past she's a lady
who is known as.

A guy.

Uh.

Uh uh.