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if you're wondering what the giant man nada works has to do with the petty girl
the answer is plenty
and i ought to know
i'm George petty
i created her
it all goes back to the time when b j men
that's the bald granite jaw gentlemen and center
and brought out his latest mock
the small stubby economy size mat midget.
Advertising being the next order of business
that's where i came in.
Direct from the corn belt
i was wearing my best suit
in fact it was my worst zoo too.
I was a commercial sketch artist and this was my
big chance since there was nothing about the
mountain midget to make people turn and look twice
the trick i felt was to inject
something into the advertising
that would
wow
what better to make you turn and look twice than um.
See what i mean.
Of course you do
but granite jaw mountain didn't.
Was i discouraged me George petty discouraged.
Frankly i was
mr matin saw absolutely nothing in my idea
and less in me.
Even my trump card
my
tricky little catchphrase
mountain midget the body beautiful
left him cold
of which incidentally was his natural temperature.
So i started to pack up wondering if i could get a job as a stevedore or
when suddenly i smelled violence.
I looked up and saw
fate.
Fate and mink
silver mink
fade in the lovely figure of all granite jaws beautiful daughter Connie
she was so sorry to interrupt
but as you can see she was utterly fascinated by my drawings
not only that rather surprised and well
angry when i told her they were
rejected now what did a board of directors know about art
she apologized for them.
She kept apologizing and cocktails later that afternoon
and even in my studio when she came to see my work
she was greatly impressed
but felt my painting was not quite important enough for a man of my talents.
She was absolutely certain of it when i showed her some
of the things i had done when i was still in art school.
It was pleasant to be told you were a budding genius
according to her
all i needed for this bud to burst into full flower.
Was romance
a love affair.
Oh they were magical words
in fact
a few more magical words and.
There i was a serious portrait painter
commissioned at carney's ah
recommendation
to pay to
old granite jaw himself
flashing his prettiest smile.
Cousin Woody.
Who was born with Polo maladies mao.
Ah
it was the horse's day off
and then then there were the brats
or a children.
Cousin Woody's that is.
Thanks to carney's
sponsorship
i now had a magnificent penthouse studio
and a fancy Butler named beardsley
whom she had taken great pains in choosing
since he was a gentleman's gentleman
his first job was to make me a gentleman so.
They or i was
the perfectly turned out man about town
on
now don't misunderstand that was just a friendly goodbye peck
economy was off to Paris to join her husband
oh yes she had a husband
in fact she collected husbands
and ah
though she left promising great things for my career as a serious painter.
I found myself sort of
doodling
doodling in my best commercial style
a um
and that brings us to the other girl in our story
no no this is not the girl
this is Amelia braemar her great grandmother founder
of this peaceful little college bearing her name.
If Amelia had known what was going to happen
she'd fallen off her pedestal living here and daring to
sing and feel free only in the privacy of her own room
was the real isn't it all happened.
Sippy.
Three
spring is here.
I'm in la.
The postman the
Taylor
laval let's say hello
like this gay life is.
Se
Dan la
la.
Sy lai
as many as i see.
Little glances on this day.
No one really okay.
No.
Races and not.
So three.
A sippy.
Sippy.
One
away to the
love is mysterious sketch
marius
why take it seriously.
That is why i try to
ki ma
and see me.
A
na a a free.
Tip a bottle wonderful way to be
love is mysterious catchy
delirious.
Gets seriously.
That is why ah try to
keep my band c e.
And if you will read casuals mass behavior chapter twelve
you will find that the most effective force associate
logical advancement is progressive education
and doesn't grandma
yes
wouldn't you say our own colleges somewhat about
contradiction of casuals theory of progressive education.
According to the national news weekly
raymore heads the list of institutions considered
old-fashioned inadequate
braemar is prepared to answer that attack at becoming educational conference.
In fact I've been chosen to do the anti.
Ta-da.
She has president flip spoken to you yet to know we've watched scene in his office at
three it's about your trip to the educational conference
i have an idea
professor whitmarsh.
Good morning professor Whitman
morning.
I have an idea
professor Whitman has put her to sentence
i don't think two cents will be quite enough.
Now that.
Victoria yeah.
Ever since that awful accident took your mother and father from among us
we've all tried to look after you
actors well sort of your guardians you've been more like parents.
Precisely why we're so concerned about your going to new York without a chaperone
traveling companion
says professor Whitman came to us with the idea
we feel she's the logical one to accompany you to new York
oh.
Well.
It was very thoughtful of you professor Whitman
but.
Knowing you'd all be concerned I've already asked dr crunchy to accompany me
and she very kindly considered
didn't you dr croce oh
oh yes
yes indeed
i sometimes feel the board educated you well
but didn't pay quite enough attention to your
character.
The important thing is to answer those charges of ray Morris
old-fashioned and antiquated
and to have a good time yes but i'd stay away
from those vulgarities known as Broadway plays
oh this is all right
it sounds awful Smithfield nacre it's the drinking that makes him so awful i tip was
the dancing some of the shameful exhibition people nowadays.
Please please
knowing Victoria's we do
actually no point in all this discussion.
You'll find lots of symphonies lectures and museums in new York
just have a good time yeah.
And.
Those guys should do it.
Museum.
If we run into any bogeyman
our wire for help.
Did i seem nervous who spoke very well my dear
what do you suppose they think of bray more now think it's old-fashioned antiquated
and completely behind the times they seem to conferences
over let's forget it and do what they told us
have a good time now let's see the first stop is the museum of art.
Just because you're really daring
will visit the mog.
And so it was at the museum of art where my new
interest in serious painting had brought me.
That i first saw her.
She.
Seemed like the cold fish type
but.
As she stopped before audeze famous statue
the kiss.
Her expression was nothing like any fish i'd ever seen.
Cook could this be the thing that was going to make my genius burst into full flower.
I had to find out.
About it was only after old ironsides excused herself to go
for a drink
of water.
That i.
Gathered up the courage to stroll up to her.
So takes your breath away doesn't it
really
i mean the way the cold marble softens and seems to if you don't mind i make it a
rule never to talk to strangers or
that must be very comforting to your mother.
Dr crusher is my friend and colleague
dr
yeah i just happen to have a slight pain doctor
philosophy
professor
of
soul teacher how did you guess well it wasn't
when you go away or shall i call the attendance
the attended.
That's not much of a choice.
However being allergic to rough handling a.
Oh.
Ah.
Dr kutcher.
Dr crusher how are you
very well
i think well well well this is indeed a great surprise and pleasure
our things
at the old school braemar
right
yes
it hasn't changed a bit
still stuck in the mud.
Good old ramo
well i guess you
didn't recognize me did you oh well i
do so many students coming and going
to two.
I think i do recognize you
you do
class thirty nine wasn't it
dr crutcher you are amazing yeah i'm not saying
it's such a joy you know running into former
pupils yes especially when that is nice as
well thanks
are there any other
favourites in town just Victoria braver herself surely you remember her oh nach
really it has a price she'll be awfully pleased to say oh
oh Victoria
i want you to meet one of our alumni mr
it is George petty
of course
Victoria is the youngest member of the faculty now
the youngest and the prettiest and now now dr crusher enough of this modesty.
What do you do now mr petty
besides hang around museums and that
you will have a painter
an artist you know
marvellous
have you any pictures here
well not yet
however if you'd like to see some of my enough to see some of your work
you and doctor crusher run along i'm sure you have lots of old times to talk all week
can save the reminiscing for later
no
please go right ahead but we insist you join us don't wait
there you see it's all settled.
It's only natural i suppose that i should take
pride in the accomplishments of my former students
especially my more favored ones
and you were one of my more favorite weapon is the pity i remember that distinctly
and i seem to remember taking several of my causes
oh yes yes d
which courses were they mr penny
yeah
well i i took all of them.
Were sure that you majored in one
but i'm afraid i'm majored in football.
One man team no doubt
oh i wouldn't say that you must have been bray Moore has no other football team.
Football.
Did i say football
or naturally i meant hockey
it's funny how i always get the two confused very
funny especially since braemar has no hockey either
don't you remember our ban on athletics
oh of course but you'd be surprised at the underground activities you just wouldn't
believe the things we used to do.
You're so right mister petty
so right.
You'll have to excuse the message but man stay off.
This is my
best i think
oh
it's.
It's quite interesting
you don't seem very impressed i imagined a good photographic likeness
don't you like good photographic likenesses
i think art should express the artist.
Couldn't this have been done with a camera
if i thought so ms bray more i would have used a camera.
Just some others over here.
I
did these between portraits in case i ever
give a one man show very interesting indeed
yeah this has some spirit in life.
I'm afraid ms braemar you will never be an art critic
now that just some stuff i used to play around with in the old days
those days are definitely over oh but it's charming it is style and humour
it's completely inconsequential of course
but it's more suited to your personality.
Right.
I think we've got to be getting back to the hotel
I'll take you
oh that won't be necessary since my art doesn't please you perhaps my chivalry will.
Oh.
Come on.
Thank you.
How about forgetting
having dinner
ready you have to ask dr crutcher
on chaperones with a lot of patients
the doctor and i are together for the entire trip.
We'll have fun.
A
teenage rather abruptly
you call
i think he will
and the tada i must confess something she didn't know i don't think that young man
ever went to braemar or you've known that for hours.
He was so charming
charming
and such a liar
or he meant well
nevertheless dr kutcher
we have been picked up.
A.
A.
Hello
well this is George petty.
I know.
Oh you expected this huh
yes well
i want to enroll in braemar again
and that is a new change your mind about dinner.
Look
can't you get rid of that nursemaid of yours for one evening.
Why can't you bring a friend.
A friend.
Well.
All right I'll bring a friend.
We'll be ready at step.
Goodbye.
That was mr petty
we're going to dinner with him and a friend
oh.
No it wasn't that
thoughtful of him inviting a friend for you.
A
friend.
Uh.
Now remember you're an old friend of the family
is.
Better make it my uncle
is
just as soon as dinner's over you insist the
doctor crusher accompany you to the lecture
any good so.
Got the tickets.
Yes.
Don't you think you ought to start calling me sir
yes ah
nossa
that is.
Very well.
Just call me George
thank you sir.
I'll remember who they are.
Good evening
ms braemar dr crusher
my uncle Ben
uncle of course
resemblance is unmistakable.
Yeah as
another thirty years will be taken for twins.
It's pretty amusing.
All goods a gentleman of the old school calls everybody sir.
Shall we be off
completely in your hands.
Uncle Ben.
Oh you're
smart.
Okay i had some qualms about going out to dinner with you
but now that we've met your uncle with
such refinement is very reassuring family tree
cigarette
no thanks
Victoria doesn't want to offend professor Emery.
He considers tobacco the root of all evil
oilers
wanting teachers
that's what he taught wiig terraria
regards himself you know says one of her panels.
Oh.
No as a bullet expects me to sit Victoria a good example sharp Amman was oh thank you.
Professor Hawkins influence
of another parent
another.
Victoria has an even dozen
and even does.
You see the faculty board has.
Adopted voc doria.
Oh i see.
Marcel.
For mademoiselle.
A
monsieur.
A drop.
She's iconic with two lovely ladies
permit me to drink too.
How
perfectly charming.
Huh.
I think i'd like another drug please
you won't tell professor hadaway.
This will be more convenient.
A
uh hello.
In this one about explore of who's watching the tribal dats
his guy turned modular set
among those savages
a wife can be bought for two dollars.
Get the explorer replied
well
a good wife's worth two dollars.
Ah yes
can't remember ever having such a good time
and also unexpected.
Yes it's a bit of surprise to me to
imagine
eight o'clock
eight o'clock
time another big.
He must be the life of every party
he has the damn tools of command and you have some
plans for this evening
plans plans are made to be altered
and i will say i just made up.
Yes but bugs but i believe you said it was important that a lecture or something like
oh yes yes i was to forget that was.
The rebirth of medievalism
sound off on a full stomach.
Children's
dancing.
That's professor eben eth is portfolio
for
credit grievous the professor about certain kinds of debts.
I'm sure they don't apply to uncle Ben
i love today
George
entrepreneurs dr budge it adapts well
hey well
i'm afraid i'm not very well up in these modern dance steps
but i'm willing to try.
Don't think it'd be more fun on the dance floor.
Yes.
A
uh.
My
uncle some
excellent dad
who'd make a fine team.
Why wait.
Sorry.
Oh.
You should get your uncle to give you some lessons.
I'm learning lesson tonight.
I'll never forget.
So sorry.
Sorry.
I can't take it.
Must be the last one you had seems i can't hold it as well as my uncle.
Fresh air would help.
It's a very good idea.
For five hours i'm not be as good as new
you stay right here
uncle Ben will see you home
if you can still see.
Send me the bill for yes.
Oh excuse me uncle Ben I've gotta get your nephew.
Mr petty.
Leaving so soon.
I cannot compete with uncle Ben i'm sorry
but you did take too much for granted.
While after this clambake i'm taking myself to a place that would give you in those
twelve parents of yours the horrors
the air is smoke-filled they have very intoxicating beverages bebop music it's
something you'll probably never see at bramble
what's that
live people
we've heard of such things i'd like to see
i'd let you about logic could be separated from your
colleague by anything less than a major operation
an invitation might do it.
I'll get your things.
Uh.
Uh.
The
brush and easel is dedicated not only to amusement but also to are.
The type of art you admire
ms Mckenzie is the model for the nightly fifty
dollar sketch contest model in just that prefer
no shoe probably wear a hat too.
Doesn't anyone object
just please
hold this play's been rid of police many
times but what's a little rate among artists.
Wish withdrawal.
I'm a teacher mr penny
not a reform.
Haha mr penny
hitchin
posting
this week thing.
Pardon.
Oh she'd love one of the high stock things doth a little over a year ago
guys like this.
Oh.
Yes i want you to have something to remember this evening about
a little press.
Something to drink.
The
lady will probably have ice tea
I'll have a scotch and soda.
I had double scotch straight.
A train.
My mistake sorry.
A.
Uh.
I like.
Waiters I'll have another scratch.
That is not a waiter in that your third scotch.
Haven't you had enough have you
i think so
then artist finish.
I know a bit of calypso featuring a girl who.
Shakes her hips zo
calida
moray.
Uh.
I'll nice to meet ya.
See
are you going to know.
Something i learned the.
Song while learning stuff will you.
Hi empty to my Skype so soft.
Dai li shanshan
from sweet house.
Go wrong
when you add a word or two
that you can make up as you
go along.
Take
a word from many.
Daily paper if you page.
He can either
make a bride.
I
can do it anytime.
A
didn't know i could sing did you
nobody knows sorry frustration
she makes me cum Swedish people to signal
wrong way very well
mister
make up the you go along.
Is handy for reporting news events
or
expressing sentimental said they meant or
inspecting all the yums to sing guide so song.
To chew my god im so sorry.
A.
Nah man
you
land a word or two that
make up a Hugo.
Pick a word that occurs to you.
Any attic people now will too
and before you come tell the time
i will make for you to rap.
About a word from someone please
how about you a word
scotch
scotch.
Crazy thing is it authors.
You see double everything you want
since you have twice as much to drink.
It gets pretty drunk guy de
da did you my colleagues also.
Da shan shot
sweetheart can you go wrong get a pretty girl to sing to as you go along
will you give me a word
coconut
coconut.
Coconut is a phony food.
Head is fuzzy like a union suit.
When you shake it down
de biao
who can make it like a cow
da de que vi
sa sa.
A gymshark sweet huh can you
come when you add cheese and
under
make up as you go along.
Uh.
Uh.
Full advertising what you meant
new
show
or harmonizing when you could.
Shore.
Up.
Some meme.
So saw.
Himself.
Oh.
Let's dance.
Oh.
I said lose my souvenir.
Nothing happened.
Here.
I bet you'd like to have been upon that stage in colony displays when
ridiculous.
Right now i'm doing all i want to.
Why are you laughing.
Just never thought i could enjoy dancing with the professor what's wrong
professors.
There must be an out of shape.
Am i must be an attache.
No but you will be if you let yourself remain buried in a tube-like brain ma
with an army of parents hovering over you like a lot of watchdogs
but i belong in brainwash
you belong right here in new York where you can be seen
and admired.
Tell me.
I can
tell you a lot more.
It's so noisy and crowded.
Yeah.
Why don't we go somewhere
nice and quiet.
Quiet.
Or we could be alone.
Alone.
My apartment.
We could sit
and talk and have.
Your apartment
mr petty your apartment what would i that's what you've been getting out all evening
isn't no no i was only trying i know what you were trying to wait.
You stop this and try to be reasonable pu actually thought didn't do that all it
would take would be a little flattery and a few drinks
let me love you
know.
Chicago
wow look what you've done what I've done.
I suppose there's an aid even in a place like yes here's a quarter.
Ah.
Nah
good evening
i wonder if you could do something about my dress.
There's always a clumsy one in the crowd
that i don't shrink up all out of shape if it garage upon you
a better pressure dry
or could you.
You should see the things that i sometimes have to pull back in shape.
And now friends get your sketch pads ready for her she is
model of the week
Patty MacKenzie.
Uh.
This Michigan.
Two.
Uh my friend.
Your head is made of glass.
Uh
oh wow.
Uh
musty enough shape.
For said.
Oh
nothing
i was just talking to myself man really got to worry envy
man
footmen only one thing make a woman talk to herself.
A man.
Oh here we go again.
Ah uh thanks honey.
Ah
too many cuts in my life
have been coming out of the woodwork
cops.
Uh
okay miss MacKenzie.
I'm talking to you miss.
Me
that's right you can ride in the front seat with me I'll keep my head on to.
Oh you think i'm the mom
and the light dawns.
Like you're making a ridiculous mistake i'm merely guest to you know since one to
guess run around without any dresses
oh.
Well now that was the strangest thing i was standing right there putting on my dress
and suddenly it just disappeared disappeared right through that window right through
that window yes well you can tell it to the judge
miss Mckenzie he enjoys a good joke to come after you.
This time almost no women what do you think you're going
to miss MacKenzie to the way what can
she's not miss Mckenzie wishy washy.
Chick.
Oh
yeah she she just have to answer what i thought but my holding
exact
this monkeys interfered with the love monkey okay
you get a free ride so wait i'm gonna check out the wrong bumpy.
Alright here.
Well
the loneliness and morning my key please doctor crutches taken
haven't you a duplicate item will awake
i don't think you will
cheat just got in yourself
but.
Anything wrong.
Just Ty.
If mr petty calls
tell him I've checked out.
I understand perfectly.
Let your also tongue.
His prey most checked out
checked out
but that's impossible she was only released.
I mean
she couldn't have
but why didn't she leave any message
i just gave you the message
she said to tell you she just checked out.
Uncle banned fur
beardsley what time that coffee.
Totally.
I've been up all night worrying about she saw the desk clerk told me.
Well
i can explain
now
that you say no let's not bother each other with explanations
let's just get back to grey Moore's fast as we can.
My head it feels the size of a man.
You're lucky
i can't feel mine at all
he told me champagne was no different than ginger ale.
Must be something i hate.
I still don't understand why you cut your trip so short Victoria
was at the museums aren't very interesting with the
chaperone Victoria and i both found it a bit dull
in that case i'm glad you excluded me
all of these
we mustn't deny the professor the pleasure of being unpleasant.
All right you'll
you'll can start clearing the dishes
this is Andrew tipps
our new handyman
and you know.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Oh yea i teach you my calypso saw how dare you follow me
young man
no singing and no dawdling
you have to work fast around here
oh don't you worry mrs hip some people think i work a little too fast we see.
You don't believe instantly I'll expose you and then tell everyone all about the
incident of the brush and easel good idea
if they don't believe you i can always supply a
few newspaper clippings to clarify the situation.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh.
I think I'll go to my room.
Like your doctor gracia you're being very cooperative.
Just
what is a drafter
well one satisfy my curiosity why a girl like you
should be willing to hide away in this catacomb
and to.
Convince you that you've got the wrong impression to meet the brush and easel.
We were discussing r
and who was a student in his spare time
i forgot my purse yes
i mean yes sir
great a great little invention the boss Nigel airbrush nasal.
Wow.
I couldn't let you just walk right out of my life i rang out really
and that's how i came to study art i got the wrong one.
Brush and easel.
What do you suppose she meant by that we'll discuss it tonight I'll pick you up in my
brand new red car promptly if not you'll pick yourself up.
How to three.
You can do three thousand times and see if i care
you may want to frame this one
or shall i clip it to the bulletin board in the hall
you
will
where's the bottleneck.
Bottleneck.
Let's see
Andrew
get those dishes in the kitchen
yes ma'am
gotta keep things running smooth.
Smoothly.
Nine o'clock.
We've gotta finish this tomorrow
alright.
Not everyone
bad
guy everybody.
I think I'll go up to
see you over breakfast.
Remarried.
Nine.
Ah.
Oh.
Ah.
I think I'll go up for a breath of fresh air
i could use a bit myself
mind if i join you.
On.
Second thought.
Perhaps bed would be
wise and i think it would be wiser idea.
Goodnight
good night Victoria.
Nice.
Huh.
I wonder.
A.
Uh.
Just where are we going.
Follow the Brendan me this car mentioned a place called inspiration point.
Inspiration point
yeah sounded very inspiring
but but the college has ruled it out of
bounds well that's what made Sam so inspiring.
Uh.
And
now professor the
object of our coming up here.
To prove to you that i'm not the wicked wolf you think i am.
Here in this idyllic setting with all the romantic
forces of man and nature conspiring against me.
I shall show you that i can conduct myself in stricter to
card with a rigid braemar code for gentlemanly behavior.
In short i shall city like a jug of disgust Carlos principle of reversible cycles.
You don't believe a test me.
I left my chemistry set at home.
Oh come on get up close
put your arms around me
assault me with your charms kiss me.
What's the matter afraid of me or yourself.
Myself.
It would be embarrassing to have the smoldering fire buried beneath that
cool exterior burst into full flame wouldn't it.
Or is it that you
just don't know how to kiss.
Very discerning of you.
Oh i suppose you have been kissed
by great uncle Willy on your sixteenth birthday
or maybe some nasty little boy on the Sunday school picnic years ago.
Even happened right now you'd faint.
Come to think of it i'd faint
very well mister petty.
Get the smelling salts ready.
Uh.
Hope i'm not intruding.
Ah.
Hello officer.
Red you got the wrong impression
we were just conducting a scientific experiment yeah
fourteen years I've been patrolling this highway
I've heard it called everything but that
what's your name
oh just call me joy not yours
yours.
Victoria
pictorial white.
Victoria braemar.
Victoria bramwell.
Please officer it was all very innocent really
and it could be terribly embarrassed yes.
Well this this is disorderly conduct
yeah i was merely trying to show her that i could
behave just like the rest of the men around here.
Oh and out of towner oh yes yeah i think we're all a pack of wolves around era oh no
quite the contrary i think you're a lot of cold fish.
I mean
let me see your driver's license
Irish licence
you know you've heard of those things haven't you yes i have
driver's license.
See i had a five year i
let's not get.
Ahead of drive here somewhere i.
It's funny i must have ah.
What's that
oh that's nothing.
Patty MacKenzie.
She
she's a cousin of mine
we we look exactly alike.
Sure your cousin.
He thinks i'm a wolf and you think i'm a jackass
Victoria braemar
thought maybe it scare me with that name huh
look officer can't we start from the beginning again
yeah
we're gonna start from the beginning again
but
you see
at the police station.
Oh.
A.
I trust there's no need of my telling you
this is a sad and tragic morning for
more Victoria.
Other conduct such as this invariably cause for immediate dismissal.
Have you anything to say for yourself
please speak up.
I know precisely which are going to say
going to say it was all an innocent mistake.
The conduct of this kind is always a mistake
it is seldom innocent
and i must warn you
that any recurrence of this scandalous behavior
can mean nothing but immediate severance of your connection with the college.
Under the circumstances
i suggest you don't take your classes today.
That will be all.
Victoria.
I trust you haven't found us unduly severe
there's nothing like talking things out.
All professor.
Please go away.
I should think you'd be banned from the campus after last night
why should they ban a bus boy named Andy tap simply because the fella call petty gets
himself arrested with a pretty professor
evolving.
Turn down the shore road quick
precisely where i was heading.
After your harrowing experience last night i decided you needed some relaxation.
I've arranged a picnic on eco island
pickle island
yeah
but that's worse than inspiration point it is
oh that's fine
i made some wonderful plans.
Ready to sail boat
make some lunch oh yes
i bought this for.
Uh
there's echo while and way over there.
All we'll make it in no time the way i sailed
better give her the motor did you get in the clear
either.
A hey where are you.
Uh.
First
thing is difficult now.
Um
i'm not much on motors
much terrain for nautical trade while we get under sail
i can hardly wait.
Mine raised the port
that happens to be starved
y'all i'm left handed.
May i report that we're clear you can turn down your motor.
Oh yes yes but navigation we're right on cars.
Uh
nah.
Just just relax and enjoy yourself.
Um
i just shot a white much like shoes.
Right now.
The poop deck
you're gonna see us that for the same chip that almost brought medway.
Uh
off we go.
Uh.
Oh.
Uh-oh maybe road.
Uh i don't know.
It's caught on something.
Uh yeah that on a dog.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
Why don't you get back in the fall.
Great.
Uh oh
fuck.
What does the choppy but.
Of
heart muscle loss by putting
you also lost our lunch.
Uh
don't you think we'd better go back to just motor
not while i'm in command.
It's a good thing i am it.
Jaw.
Ah beautiful beautiful
when does the picnic begin
well as soon as you get out of those clothes into that water for cool refreshing
depth you just get me right back on that oh Victoria you always take the wrong slant
on everything i brought bathing suits
in fact i'd like to sketch you in a bathing suit
if you think i'm going to post you in any bathing suit yes miss MacKenzie you.
You.
Yeah.
That's why.
I watch yeah.
Back my dog
yeah yeah.
It must be your job that gets me tea.
Now.
Can't seem to get you.
I mean the use of orders double scotch
now
that Teddy was
just relaxed.
Yeah
good thing i didn't say a lot.
Not not smile.
A
saying maybe they'll do it
watch it
all right then I'll say
maybe that'll help.
Allows ya.
Indeed i do
i love Joe
and that's good too
i wacha
and that's a fact
why don't show.
Get in the act
it must be your job that gets me chee flee.
Baby
ah don't know about it.
But brie flee
i love Joe.
Ledoux.
Don't be
teased ma'am
please mao
won't just say oh oh.
Ya to
my voice is slightly porous
heavy use your take occur as
if you demanded yes sir put me in the key professor.
Not by key aw love ya
wrong Harmony.
I think your press
a dao Cheng.
I think you're
fresh you're cute and your quaid
to the kwin task.
I could use longer
raises
buddy.
Assumes
i love her.
I'm sure they do
don't be your tea please ma'am
please ma'am won't you say
hello oh
ooh.
I'm hungry.
What you think of anything but food
Nazi sludge basket went overboard
but certainly not very feminine
but i'm not the very feminine type.
Am i.
Where
am i.
Let's eat.
Let's see how we work.
As we just ah.
Roll the hook in the water
and wait until the fish come knocking at our door
you don't think you'd be spoiling
if you used a little bank.
Mate.
You know
worms
oh.
You don't have to have any handy.
You'll find all you want under those rocks.
Oh
what are we waiting for.
You might try that oversight.
Hey.
Oh come on a two year old child could push that over
well you better get a two year old child because i can't budget
we better look around for one that's ready to just
roll over by itself
yeah.
I don't have that kind of luck.
You see how wrong you can be.
Look at that word
where.
Well
help yourself this is your picnic
and right before he gets away
yeah.
What lie use
since the silver went over with a lunch
i guess it's alright if you use your hands.
My bare hand
gloves get so messy sticking the worm on the hook.
Well.
You sure it isn't a little snake
snake
would be sort of
a midget.
It's a worm mr petty a plain ordinary little word.
If it attacks you I'll come to your aid.
Here
perhaps you'd like to club it to death first.
It shouldn't put ideas like that in my head
just because.
Us dr Whitman
your old geology class.
Your hair.
I've been thinking about i am.
You can pick us up here
now.
Well i know.
What are you doing here
i had a few hours and i'd like to get away by myself
i say.
Well this half of our group will explore the east end of the island the rest will
explore the west park if you search thoroughly you will
find every species of rock formation we have discussed
you're not going to risk your lives review stones and pebbles are you
risk our lives all the places simply crawling with snakes
i just had a tussle with one myself
wearing this.
Ah
i.
Always bring a spec.
This proceed will meet here in an hour.
Now then
i thought
i saw someone else here
someone else
like
us you must have been drinking.
Just a bigger space
the figure i saw here was definitely not one of speech.
Just to make sure she wasn't one of our students are now professor
what would one of your students be doing here.
See what you mean.
Oh doctor woodman i wouldn't go into that thicket
if i were you i wasn't kidding about the snakes.
Up
I'll tell you why you stay right here
and I'll beat the bushes so that nothing will leap out and attack you.
A.
Oh.
Duh
and now professor you're
you're needlessly concerned the the finger in question
is definitely not a student then why is she hiding
why she.
Well that that's a long story.
I've lots of time
you have.
Well
you see the the lady Springs from a very strict environment
you know the kind of people i mean know
professor can't take ideal of course
and well you're gonna stand.
An innocent bit of fun such as this could
have been
misinterpreted.
In fact
because a static adjust about.
Rec sensitive girl slide.
You newer sets a young girl once
weren't you.
Professor lo.
Get it off
don't worry I've got the situation completely under control.
Yes I'll just stand.
Out getting untangle from all the snakes arrived.
Ah
there we are.
What happened a branch fell down yes i got.
Uh well what do you know.
Runaway.
A.
Isn't professor Barrymore coming down to dinner
she had a rather trying day spent the morning at the doctors
or the outbreaks a bitter up to her.
Hungry
or she must be she didn't have any lunch either.
It's me
Andy Andy.
Please go away i have food.
Uh.
I brought lunch and dinner
it's very kind of you
now if you'd just be kind enough to get out of my life
but i haven't accomplished my mission yet
is it to get me dismissed oh quite the contrary as to get you to equip
two parents could be tough enough on a girl but a whole flock
to stay natural.
I know it's hard for you to believe
but i liked my parents
all twelve of them
and i like this place.
It's where i was born and brought up.
The to have a year of love.
Marriage.
This is my kind of life.
Love and marriage will have to be part of it.
And that's what i figured.
Okay i get.
But but Victoria.
Can i picture before i leave.
I couldn't go back to that
no no in in my room it's next to the garage
no that's impossible.
Are you going to force me away that certain newspaper clipping in your face again.
You would it.
No i wouldn't.
I would like to picture them.
Tonight at eight
but just one sitting
if it takes all night
I'll have the bathing suit red.
Three the bathing suit in the hall closet
I'll put it on here.
Very proper
but most unprofessional.
Uh.
Uh.
Ugh.
Boo.
Uh.
A.
Uh.
Uh uh.
A
uh.
A.
Well
have you seen enough.
A.
Is this the best pose you could think of.
You're my girl are posing for.
Cheesecake
cheesecake
yes my god.
Glorifying the female form divine command.
Is that me.
See you that i see.
Always on the phone making dates with me.
I never thought of myself as cheeky
that's what I've been trying to tell you
but if you prefer to let yourself be squeezed
between the pages of a book to your stiff and dry.
Are you sure you're not better at this sort of thing
than you are at serious painting.
It was one of the boys the bank tell me
but i'm glad you like.
I do.
Very much.
It's yours.
Why.
I won't need any reminder of the girl on that campus.
You may
well that's very kind of you
but
don't worry.
I'll rapidly hide it in your closet.
Well.
You've gotta get some sleep and.
I bet some packing to do.
Uh.
Goodbye.
And it's only in the interest of discipline
and a sense of propriety among our students that our report this shameful incident.
I have a feeling this is a matter for a psychiatrist
obviously something has snapped in the child's brain.
Yes
yes something has snapped.
I should hate you professor Whitman but i don't i'm grateful to you
you made it snap
you may be realised what i really want
Charlie
oh you needn't worry about me dr webb
i resign
with thanks for everything.
You've been wonderful all of you
but
having twelve parents
well.
Just ain't natural.
Besides
i'm in love.
Oh.
Just some of us still remember the meaning of that word.
Uh
Victoria.
Congratulations my dear.
Thank you.
That's
nasty.
Da.
Wow.
Uh.
Is mister.
Uncle.
Was pretty much i think perhaps i should explain
that
uncle Ben
is something of a nickname
the name is beardsley
beardsley.
March going to ask me in
uncle Ben.
Mister pity isn't oh I'll wait
i want a surprise.
A
this mr petty's patriots responsible for his
success also she is the one who has been masterminding his career
mrs de zo likes her art highbrow
and men
highbrow
artists i think I'll have to meet her
you will learn the trade i expect
utila focus is on her way up.
She's up.
A
fellow beardsley
is mr pennebaker not yet i don't Google it i'm just off the plane from Paris and i
want to surprise it or maybe some time.
He has little better to attend to.
So i see.
Says mrs de zillow
dr bremer
doctor.
Veterinary.
Witch doctor.
I suppose you came to
sit for mr petty no i came to marry him
man.
Thanks seriously i forgot my key surprise huh.
George.
Colony.
Victoria.
Say have you two met
head-on oh
George dear
I've got to run now i just dropped by to tell you that i'm divorced divorce
so i miss manton again and i have some very exciting plans for your career but you
hear that Victoria the program i have in mind I'll
have you with the masters and the museum of art
Madden's daughter next to whistler's mother.
Pick me up in about an hour we'll talk about it to come to find Johnny
and George
i let nothing
nobody stand in my way
you must be the same although jury about that
guy we.
Loved meeting you.
A bye
bye.
Uh
well professor don't tell me there's another convention
I've come to get married.
You do want to marry me don't you
do i want.
Is right away to sue.
Only for the ex mrs dazzle.
Of say those eyes are a little green
and I've just the nails to go with
good
i'm glad you challenged.
Uh.
And tomorrow we can go out and start selling those wonderful paintings of yours
you know those cheesecakes.
You're no highbrow or just darling
we'll talk about that when
you talk about it before we're married that's
not the kind of painting you really want to do
what makes you say that
because when you painted me and didn't have a phony snob of a patroness
breathe Irving down your neck
you reverted to your original style
but that style wasn't the real meat of course it was
it's just that you refuse to see yourself as honestly as you made me see myself but i
am seeing myself on us know George all the time you
were chasing me with that talk about musty tombs and
frustrations you were talking to yourself
lol.
Unless you're carrying jealousy a little too far.
I can't just throw my whole career in the ash can
it's the only career i ever had and believe it or not i have to be happy in my work
i have the same sickness
but do help me and I'll be right at your side helping you
care to see darling i love you too much to let you make a fraud of yourself
with this.
This trash
trash.
Well that's an interesting approach i must say
telling me my watch lousy discouraging me from
trying to be a real painter then calling it love.
If that's love I'll take the nearest exit for George.
Beardsley would get you a cab.
Uh
mister pity Lee
to make plans for his hanging
in the museum of art
and frankly i have a bit of a snob myself but i do to test
if i could do
anything to put a crimp in that woman's plan all i'd have
to do is smear mr petty's name with enough cheesecake
and she'd drop him like a hot potato quote the question is hell.
Uncle Ben.
I've got the answer
supplied by the ex mrs deze law herself
have you ever been arrested
not yet
good then you'll get off lightly come on
i asked her to to get the rest of my luggage and then to the museum of art
museum of art if things go well there
I'll probably wind up in burlesque.
As large Google.
A
uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Come in.
Dr Gretchen.
If you've come here to stop me
stop
i came here to help you.
I want to talk to top.
Huh.
What a house i shot but you're not.
One for
conversation trying to get dressed who's staffing.
Your own lady
my colleague.
Yeah
i said to resemble
a doctor crusher
these gentlemen are the producers of the show and your shop handed over to kid
even standing-room room sold-out just coming to tell your answer
yeah
you better get undressed.
I hate to close the show down but you have to fight fire with fire and spice with spy
high schleper but this court order and fights over just like that well let's get it
done i have got to spend his party on the guest of honor.
Sorry.
But even.
We want to see Victoria braemar.
Who don't
the boxes songs around the corner and they're also loud
this is very important you see he's a processor.
Ooh a process cider
and we got a special way a welcome and processor
yay.
Is this the kind of welcome you always get.
In this trade as one word we never mentioned
process survey
fine time to tell me
but in this trade there's one word we always say
where there's a window there's a way.
I could have sworn that was two words to me.
They are sir after your
i can't go crawling through cellar windows i'm all dressed from this man and appoint
the day mao to me to make sure i heard the
right person in this trade we always remind.
That's all right details are covered
of course that's what they're far.
A
a.
This ought to be someplace.
I'll stay right with me.
Get wise.
No no ladies and gentlemen
introducing the sensational quick change artist
sanja comedian
and as human waxwork.
Aid is different
so rapid
changes
that you will think the several characters on the stage at the same day
however
i assure you that a and the only real life person
in the dire x.
I know only these gentlemen for my first
g
sitting bull.
Uh us.
Us.
A
uh.
Ah.
Uh.
Us Navy.
Bes has been a big mistake.
Only real.
News.
A
j.
Uh
where's moody
i'm moody.
Uh
is this the one
oh no well that's when i were in the second
you can find the other one.
Oh are you
oh so you don't remember me.
Don't tell me I've changed that.
The man's insane.
In the world
you will soon find out what in the world
does your party
horse.
What do you think i am Napoleon day what are you thinking.
Us.
Uh they are lady
come back
to Iran
and i went
okay go to like
the ladies bin sir.
That court order forbids ms ray Moore's appearing
publicly under the name of the petty girl
can maybe we gotta give back all that dough you can't do
this to us i don't have to that little paper is doing.
Now if you'll forgive me i haven't engaged
the excellent devil has taken over the entire royal roof for a party in my honor
overwatch.
A
little.
It's a good thing i got ulcers
the thing like this could give me oh i'm awfully
sorry oh that's alright it ain't your fault
i don't get it why doesn't he want us to do it because
some woman is trying to make a snob of him and and.
Wait.
This paper says i can perform publicly as the petty girl.
Is a private party a public performance.
Is only one way to find out.
Could i borrow my music and costume for a few hours
while they use their gonna be the worst you
can buy the city the case and the orchestra.
I
think guy will
but we're friends of mr petty
and go in the front way
we want to surprise him
sorry.
Uncle Ben.
Oh
i have to get mister petty fish shoot
dr crusher
Lee uncle Ben you've just got to help us get in here.
We have a surprise for mr petty
oh
i'm afraid he's had too many surprises
and when he found out i had a hand in that museum in
business or not no i can't get myself further involved
fine gratitude after
getting me involved that night.
You involved
but
they don't seem to remember
just like a man filling my head with champagne and ideas
and
tossing me aside like an old bag.
Whoa knew a woman scorned is a
vessel of wrath yes please
this does not lose our tempers.
They're all right you let them in
okay
oh okay you're going.
Come on.
Uh.
This will get you lots of new friends
and lots of new commissions.
Uh.
Us
ladies and gentlemen
through the courtesy of the downtown burlesque theater
mr George petty has arranged present in person
his creation and the protege the petty girls.
Uh
over new.
Can you just.
Take a look
at the beauty on the billboard
take a look
at the pretty penny.
Show her drinking
Coca cola
in the kitchen with a can of zola
looking sweet fire new electric icebox.
All at once it becomes a pretty nice bow extreme.
E is not
just.
There's a pair of pretty girl underneath those girls.
London here
fars over here
and meet the parents i'm like wow.
Boys in the class
a.
Guy.
When wintry January storms occurred
the Jack frost nipping at our faces.
A lady should be covered up
with
fur
hat please
and so
places.
Uh beware beware that when the ides of march
when it just seems to glow in batches
and don't wear any dress with too much starch
because when it blows it scratches.
A must be true from what the poets say about the origin
flower.
You can't expect the ones that flew
low.
Without
some a
pro shah workers
the June bride used to turn a terror tale pink
when all those people started kissing.
Today the kissing is the same my
thing.
Except
the blush is missing.
Uh uh harcar guy seemed to hear September call in fact by Garrett
fairly boring.
Believe start falling in the early.
And that
ain't all that's all.
A
a
uh.
Um.
The winter season isn't really boring
till old December comes knocking.
Suppose you rubbed your eyes on Christmas ma
and found this in your stacking.
Uh.
I've been thinking of what you said that morning
i want you to have all the artwork on my new car
father you know very well George isn't doing that sort of thing anymore cani.
Fai much to always remake every minute take a shine.
Bundy was just a figure in Hungarian restaurant
she had to make a symphony conductor
Ronnie was a radio kroner and she had to push and i mean pushing in grand opera
make a long hair out of it.
She's made a long hair out of your two
I've heard about enough saw vi
George where are you going to get a haircut.
You have seen the.
Every month of the year
now will give you the.
Ball
every day.
A
shame.
A
my goodness gracious
in the
past she's a lady who is known as.
A guy.
Uh.
Uh uh.
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