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Original subtitles

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if you're wondering what the giant man nada works has to do with the petty girl

the answer is plenty

and i ought to know

i'm George petty

i created her

it all goes back to the time when b j men

that's the bald granite jaw gentlemen and center

and brought out his latest mock

the small stubby economy size mat midget.

Advertising being the next order of business

that's where i came in.

Direct from the corn belt

i was wearing my best suit

in fact it was my worst zoo too.

I was a commercial sketch artist and this was my

big chance since there was nothing about the

mountain midget to make people turn and look twice

the trick i felt was to inject

something into the advertising

that would

wow

what better to make you turn and look twice than um.

See what i mean.

Of course you do

but granite jaw mountain didn't.

Was i discouraged me George petty discouraged.

Frankly i was

mr matin saw absolutely nothing in my idea

and less in me.

Even my trump card

my

tricky little catchphrase

mountain midget the body beautiful

left him cold

of which incidentally was his natural temperature.

So i started to pack up wondering if i could get a job as a stevedore or

when suddenly i smelled violence.

I looked up and saw

fate.

Fate and mink

silver mink

fade in the lovely figure of all granite jaws beautiful daughter Connie

she was so sorry to interrupt

but as you can see she was utterly fascinated by my drawings

not only that rather surprised and well

angry when i told her they were

rejected now what did a board of directors know about art

she apologized for them.

She kept apologizing and cocktails later that afternoon

and even in my studio when she came to see my work

she was greatly impressed

but felt my painting was not quite important enough for a man of my talents.

She was absolutely certain of it when i showed her some

of the things i had done when i was still in art school.

It was pleasant to be told you were a budding genius

according to her

all i needed for this bud to burst into full flower.

Was romance

a love affair.

Oh they were magical words

in fact

a few more magical words and.

There i was a serious portrait painter

commissioned at carney's ah

recommendation

to pay to

old granite jaw himself

flashing his prettiest smile.

Cousin Woody.

Who was born with Polo maladies mao.

Ah

it was the horse's day off

and then then there were the brats

or a children.

Cousin Woody's that is.

Thanks to carney's

sponsorship

i now had a magnificent penthouse studio

and a fancy Butler named beardsley

whom she had taken great pains in choosing

since he was a gentleman's gentleman

his first job was to make me a gentleman so.

They or i was

the perfectly turned out man about town

on

now don't misunderstand that was just a friendly goodbye peck

economy was off to Paris to join her husband

oh yes she had a husband

in fact she collected husbands

and ah

though she left promising great things for my career as a serious painter.

I found myself sort of

doodling

doodling in my best commercial style

a um

and that brings us to the other girl in our story

no no this is not the girl

this is Amelia braemar her great grandmother founder

of this peaceful little college bearing her name.

If Amelia had known what was going to happen

she'd fallen off her pedestal living here and daring to

sing and feel free only in the privacy of her own room

was the real isn't it all happened.

Sippy.

Three

spring is here.

I'm in la.

The postman the

Taylor

laval let's say hello

like this gay life is.

Se

Dan la

la.

Sy lai

as many as i see.

Little glances on this day.

No one really okay.

No.

Races and not.

So three.

A sippy.

Sippy.

One

away to the

love is mysterious sketch

marius

why take it seriously.

That is why i try to

ki ma

and see me.

A

na a a free.

Tip a bottle wonderful way to be

love is mysterious catchy

delirious.

Gets seriously.

That is why ah try to

keep my band c e.

And if you will read casuals mass behavior chapter twelve

you will find that the most effective force associate

logical advancement is progressive education

and doesn't grandma

yes

wouldn't you say our own colleges somewhat about

contradiction of casuals theory of progressive education.

According to the national news weekly

raymore heads the list of institutions considered

old-fashioned inadequate

braemar is prepared to answer that attack at becoming educational conference.

In fact I've been chosen to do the anti.

Ta-da.

She has president flip spoken to you yet to know we've watched scene in his office at

three it's about your trip to the educational conference

i have an idea

professor whitmarsh.

Good morning professor Whitman

morning.

I have an idea

professor Whitman has put her to sentence

i don't think two cents will be quite enough.

Now that.

Victoria yeah.

Ever since that awful accident took your mother and father from among us

we've all tried to look after you

actors well sort of your guardians you've been more like parents.

Precisely why we're so concerned about your going to new York without a chaperone

traveling companion

says professor Whitman came to us with the idea

we feel she's the logical one to accompany you to new York

oh.

Well.

It was very thoughtful of you professor Whitman

but.

Knowing you'd all be concerned I've already asked dr crunchy to accompany me

and she very kindly considered

didn't you dr croce oh

oh yes

yes indeed

i sometimes feel the board educated you well

but didn't pay quite enough attention to your

character.

The important thing is to answer those charges of ray Morris

old-fashioned and antiquated

and to have a good time yes but i'd stay away

from those vulgarities known as Broadway plays

oh this is all right

it sounds awful Smithfield nacre it's the drinking that makes him so awful i tip was

the dancing some of the shameful exhibition people nowadays.

Please please

knowing Victoria's we do

actually no point in all this discussion.

You'll find lots of symphonies lectures and museums in new York

just have a good time yeah.

And.

Those guys should do it.

Museum.

If we run into any bogeyman

our wire for help.

Did i seem nervous who spoke very well my dear

what do you suppose they think of bray more now think it's old-fashioned antiquated

and completely behind the times they seem to conferences

over let's forget it and do what they told us

have a good time now let's see the first stop is the museum of art.

Just because you're really daring

will visit the mog.

And so it was at the museum of art where my new

interest in serious painting had brought me.

That i first saw her.

She.

Seemed like the cold fish type

but.

As she stopped before audeze famous statue

the kiss.

Her expression was nothing like any fish i'd ever seen.

Cook could this be the thing that was going to make my genius burst into full flower.

I had to find out.

About it was only after old ironsides excused herself to go

for a drink

of water.

That i.

Gathered up the courage to stroll up to her.

So takes your breath away doesn't it

really

i mean the way the cold marble softens and seems to if you don't mind i make it a

rule never to talk to strangers or

that must be very comforting to your mother.

Dr crusher is my friend and colleague

dr

yeah i just happen to have a slight pain doctor

philosophy

professor

of

soul teacher how did you guess well it wasn't

when you go away or shall i call the attendance

the attended.

That's not much of a choice.

However being allergic to rough handling a.

Oh.

Ah.

Dr kutcher.

Dr crusher how are you

very well

i think well well well this is indeed a great surprise and pleasure

our things

at the old school braemar

right

yes

it hasn't changed a bit

still stuck in the mud.

Good old ramo

well i guess you

didn't recognize me did you oh well i

do so many students coming and going

to two.

I think i do recognize you

you do

class thirty nine wasn't it

dr crutcher you are amazing yeah i'm not saying

it's such a joy you know running into former

pupils yes especially when that is nice as

well thanks

are there any other

favourites in town just Victoria braver herself surely you remember her oh nach

really it has a price she'll be awfully pleased to say oh

oh Victoria

i want you to meet one of our alumni mr

it is George petty

of course

Victoria is the youngest member of the faculty now

the youngest and the prettiest and now now dr crusher enough of this modesty.

What do you do now mr petty

besides hang around museums and that

you will have a painter

an artist you know

marvellous

have you any pictures here

well not yet

however if you'd like to see some of my enough to see some of your work

you and doctor crusher run along i'm sure you have lots of old times to talk all week

can save the reminiscing for later

no

please go right ahead but we insist you join us don't wait

there you see it's all settled.

It's only natural i suppose that i should take

pride in the accomplishments of my former students

especially my more favored ones

and you were one of my more favorite weapon is the pity i remember that distinctly

and i seem to remember taking several of my causes

oh yes yes d

which courses were they mr penny

yeah

well i i took all of them.

Were sure that you majored in one

but i'm afraid i'm majored in football.

One man team no doubt

oh i wouldn't say that you must have been bray Moore has no other football team.

Football.

Did i say football

or naturally i meant hockey

it's funny how i always get the two confused very

funny especially since braemar has no hockey either

don't you remember our ban on athletics

oh of course but you'd be surprised at the underground activities you just wouldn't

believe the things we used to do.

You're so right mister petty

so right.

You'll have to excuse the message but man stay off.

This is my

best i think

oh

it's.

It's quite interesting

you don't seem very impressed i imagined a good photographic likeness

don't you like good photographic likenesses

i think art should express the artist.

Couldn't this have been done with a camera

if i thought so ms bray more i would have used a camera.

Just some others over here.

I

did these between portraits in case i ever

give a one man show very interesting indeed

yeah this has some spirit in life.

I'm afraid ms braemar you will never be an art critic

now that just some stuff i used to play around with in the old days

those days are definitely over oh but it's charming it is style and humour

it's completely inconsequential of course

but it's more suited to your personality.

Right.

I think we've got to be getting back to the hotel

I'll take you

oh that won't be necessary since my art doesn't please you perhaps my chivalry will.

Oh.

Come on.

Thank you.

How about forgetting

having dinner

ready you have to ask dr crutcher

on chaperones with a lot of patients

the doctor and i are together for the entire trip.

We'll have fun.

A

teenage rather abruptly

you call

i think he will

and the tada i must confess something she didn't know i don't think that young man

ever went to braemar or you've known that for hours.

He was so charming

charming

and such a liar

or he meant well

nevertheless dr kutcher

we have been picked up.

A.

A.

Hello

well this is George petty.

I know.

Oh you expected this huh

yes well

i want to enroll in braemar again

and that is a new change your mind about dinner.

Look

can't you get rid of that nursemaid of yours for one evening.

Why can't you bring a friend.

A friend.

Well.

All right I'll bring a friend.

We'll be ready at step.

Goodbye.

That was mr petty

we're going to dinner with him and a friend

oh.

No it wasn't that

thoughtful of him inviting a friend for you.

A

friend.

Uh.

Now remember you're an old friend of the family

is.

Better make it my uncle

is

just as soon as dinner's over you insist the

doctor crusher accompany you to the lecture

any good so.

Got the tickets.

Yes.

Don't you think you ought to start calling me sir

yes ah

nossa

that is.

Very well.

Just call me George

thank you sir.

I'll remember who they are.

Good evening

ms braemar dr crusher

my uncle Ben

uncle of course

resemblance is unmistakable.

Yeah as

another thirty years will be taken for twins.

It's pretty amusing.

All goods a gentleman of the old school calls everybody sir.

Shall we be off

completely in your hands.

Uncle Ben.

Oh you're

smart.

Okay i had some qualms about going out to dinner with you

but now that we've met your uncle with

such refinement is very reassuring family tree

cigarette

no thanks

Victoria doesn't want to offend professor Emery.

He considers tobacco the root of all evil

oilers

wanting teachers

that's what he taught wiig terraria

regards himself you know says one of her panels.

Oh.

No as a bullet expects me to sit Victoria a good example sharp Amman was oh thank you.

Professor Hawkins influence

of another parent

another.

Victoria has an even dozen

and even does.

You see the faculty board has.

Adopted voc doria.

Oh i see.

Marcel.

For mademoiselle.

A

monsieur.

A drop.

She's iconic with two lovely ladies

permit me to drink too.

How

perfectly charming.

Huh.

I think i'd like another drug please

you won't tell professor hadaway.

This will be more convenient.

A

uh hello.

In this one about explore of who's watching the tribal dats

his guy turned modular set

among those savages

a wife can be bought for two dollars.

Get the explorer replied

well

a good wife's worth two dollars.

Ah yes

can't remember ever having such a good time

and also unexpected.

Yes it's a bit of surprise to me to

imagine

eight o'clock

eight o'clock

time another big.

He must be the life of every party

he has the damn tools of command and you have some

plans for this evening

plans plans are made to be altered

and i will say i just made up.

Yes but bugs but i believe you said it was important that a lecture or something like

oh yes yes i was to forget that was.

The rebirth of medievalism

sound off on a full stomach.

Children's

dancing.

That's professor eben eth is portfolio

for

credit grievous the professor about certain kinds of debts.

I'm sure they don't apply to uncle Ben

i love today

George

entrepreneurs dr budge it adapts well

hey well

i'm afraid i'm not very well up in these modern dance steps

but i'm willing to try.

Don't think it'd be more fun on the dance floor.

Yes.

A

uh.

My

uncle some

excellent dad

who'd make a fine team.

Why wait.

Sorry.

Oh.

You should get your uncle to give you some lessons.

I'm learning lesson tonight.

I'll never forget.

So sorry.

Sorry.

I can't take it.

Must be the last one you had seems i can't hold it as well as my uncle.

Fresh air would help.

It's a very good idea.

For five hours i'm not be as good as new

you stay right here

uncle Ben will see you home

if you can still see.

Send me the bill for yes.

Oh excuse me uncle Ben I've gotta get your nephew.

Mr petty.

Leaving so soon.

I cannot compete with uncle Ben i'm sorry

but you did take too much for granted.

While after this clambake i'm taking myself to a place that would give you in those

twelve parents of yours the horrors

the air is smoke-filled they have very intoxicating beverages bebop music it's

something you'll probably never see at bramble

what's that

live people

we've heard of such things i'd like to see

i'd let you about logic could be separated from your

colleague by anything less than a major operation

an invitation might do it.

I'll get your things.

Uh.

Uh.

The

brush and easel is dedicated not only to amusement but also to are.

The type of art you admire

ms Mckenzie is the model for the nightly fifty

dollar sketch contest model in just that prefer

no shoe probably wear a hat too.

Doesn't anyone object

just please

hold this play's been rid of police many

times but what's a little rate among artists.

Wish withdrawal.

I'm a teacher mr penny

not a reform.

Haha mr penny

hitchin

posting

this week thing.

Pardon.

Oh she'd love one of the high stock things doth a little over a year ago

guys like this.

Oh.

Yes i want you to have something to remember this evening about

a little press.

Something to drink.

The

lady will probably have ice tea

I'll have a scotch and soda.

I had double scotch straight.

A train.

My mistake sorry.

A.

Uh.

I like.

Waiters I'll have another scratch.

That is not a waiter in that your third scotch.

Haven't you had enough have you

i think so

then artist finish.

I know a bit of calypso featuring a girl who.

Shakes her hips zo

calida

moray.

Uh.

I'll nice to meet ya.

See

are you going to know.

Something i learned the.

Song while learning stuff will you.

Hi empty to my Skype so soft.

Dai li shanshan

from sweet house.

Go wrong

when you add a word or two

that you can make up as you

go along.

Take

a word from many.

Daily paper if you page.

He can either

make a bride.

I

can do it anytime.

A

didn't know i could sing did you

nobody knows sorry frustration

she makes me cum Swedish people to signal

wrong way very well

mister

make up the you go along.

Is handy for reporting news events

or

expressing sentimental said they meant or

inspecting all the yums to sing guide so song.

To chew my god im so sorry.

A.

Nah man

you

land a word or two that

make up a Hugo.

Pick a word that occurs to you.

Any attic people now will too

and before you come tell the time

i will make for you to rap.

About a word from someone please

how about you a word

scotch

scotch.

Crazy thing is it authors.

You see double everything you want

since you have twice as much to drink.

It gets pretty drunk guy de

da did you my colleagues also.

Da shan shot

sweetheart can you go wrong get a pretty girl to sing to as you go along

will you give me a word

coconut

coconut.

Coconut is a phony food.

Head is fuzzy like a union suit.

When you shake it down

de biao

who can make it like a cow

da de que vi

sa sa.

A gymshark sweet huh can you

come when you add cheese and

under

make up as you go along.

Uh.

Uh.

Full advertising what you meant

new

show

or harmonizing when you could.

Shore.

Up.

Some meme.

So saw.

Himself.

Oh.

Let's dance.

Oh.

I said lose my souvenir.

Nothing happened.

Here.

I bet you'd like to have been upon that stage in colony displays when

ridiculous.

Right now i'm doing all i want to.

Why are you laughing.

Just never thought i could enjoy dancing with the professor what's wrong

professors.

There must be an out of shape.

Am i must be an attache.

No but you will be if you let yourself remain buried in a tube-like brain ma

with an army of parents hovering over you like a lot of watchdogs

but i belong in brainwash

you belong right here in new York where you can be seen

and admired.

Tell me.

I can

tell you a lot more.

It's so noisy and crowded.

Yeah.

Why don't we go somewhere

nice and quiet.

Quiet.

Or we could be alone.

Alone.

My apartment.

We could sit

and talk and have.

Your apartment

mr petty your apartment what would i that's what you've been getting out all evening

isn't no no i was only trying i know what you were trying to wait.

You stop this and try to be reasonable pu actually thought didn't do that all it

would take would be a little flattery and a few drinks

let me love you

know.

Chicago

wow look what you've done what I've done.

I suppose there's an aid even in a place like yes here's a quarter.

Ah.

Nah

good evening

i wonder if you could do something about my dress.

There's always a clumsy one in the crowd

that i don't shrink up all out of shape if it garage upon you

a better pressure dry

or could you.

You should see the things that i sometimes have to pull back in shape.

And now friends get your sketch pads ready for her she is

model of the week

Patty MacKenzie.

Uh.

This Michigan.

Two.

Uh my friend.

Your head is made of glass.

Uh

oh wow.

Uh

musty enough shape.

For said.

Oh

nothing

i was just talking to myself man really got to worry envy

man

footmen only one thing make a woman talk to herself.

A man.

Oh here we go again.

Ah uh thanks honey.

Ah

too many cuts in my life

have been coming out of the woodwork

cops.

Uh

okay miss MacKenzie.

I'm talking to you miss.

Me

that's right you can ride in the front seat with me I'll keep my head on to.

Oh you think i'm the mom

and the light dawns.

Like you're making a ridiculous mistake i'm merely guest to you know since one to

guess run around without any dresses

oh.

Well now that was the strangest thing i was standing right there putting on my dress

and suddenly it just disappeared disappeared right through that window right through

that window yes well you can tell it to the judge

miss Mckenzie he enjoys a good joke to come after you.

This time almost no women what do you think you're going

to miss MacKenzie to the way what can

she's not miss Mckenzie wishy washy.

Chick.

Oh

yeah she she just have to answer what i thought but my holding

exact

this monkeys interfered with the love monkey okay

you get a free ride so wait i'm gonna check out the wrong bumpy.

Alright here.

Well

the loneliness and morning my key please doctor crutches taken

haven't you a duplicate item will awake

i don't think you will

cheat just got in yourself

but.

Anything wrong.

Just Ty.

If mr petty calls

tell him I've checked out.

I understand perfectly.

Let your also tongue.

His prey most checked out

checked out

but that's impossible she was only released.

I mean

she couldn't have

but why didn't she leave any message

i just gave you the message

she said to tell you she just checked out.

Uncle banned fur

beardsley what time that coffee.

Totally.

I've been up all night worrying about she saw the desk clerk told me.

Well

i can explain

now

that you say no let's not bother each other with explanations

let's just get back to grey Moore's fast as we can.

My head it feels the size of a man.

You're lucky

i can't feel mine at all

he told me champagne was no different than ginger ale.

Must be something i hate.

I still don't understand why you cut your trip so short Victoria

was at the museums aren't very interesting with the

chaperone Victoria and i both found it a bit dull

in that case i'm glad you excluded me

all of these

we mustn't deny the professor the pleasure of being unpleasant.

All right you'll

you'll can start clearing the dishes

this is Andrew tipps

our new handyman

and you know.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Oh yea i teach you my calypso saw how dare you follow me

young man

no singing and no dawdling

you have to work fast around here

oh don't you worry mrs hip some people think i work a little too fast we see.

You don't believe instantly I'll expose you and then tell everyone all about the

incident of the brush and easel good idea

if they don't believe you i can always supply a

few newspaper clippings to clarify the situation.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Oh.

I think I'll go to my room.

Like your doctor gracia you're being very cooperative.

Just

what is a drafter

well one satisfy my curiosity why a girl like you

should be willing to hide away in this catacomb

and to.

Convince you that you've got the wrong impression to meet the brush and easel.

We were discussing r

and who was a student in his spare time

i forgot my purse yes

i mean yes sir

great a great little invention the boss Nigel airbrush nasal.

Wow.

I couldn't let you just walk right out of my life i rang out really

and that's how i came to study art i got the wrong one.

Brush and easel.

What do you suppose she meant by that we'll discuss it tonight I'll pick you up in my

brand new red car promptly if not you'll pick yourself up.

How to three.

You can do three thousand times and see if i care

you may want to frame this one

or shall i clip it to the bulletin board in the hall

you

will

where's the bottleneck.

Bottleneck.

Let's see

Andrew

get those dishes in the kitchen

yes ma'am

gotta keep things running smooth.

Smoothly.

Nine o'clock.

We've gotta finish this tomorrow

alright.

Not everyone

bad

guy everybody.

I think I'll go up to

see you over breakfast.

Remarried.

Nine.

Ah.

Oh.

Ah.

I think I'll go up for a breath of fresh air

i could use a bit myself

mind if i join you.

On.

Second thought.

Perhaps bed would be

wise and i think it would be wiser idea.

Goodnight

good night Victoria.

Nice.

Huh.

I wonder.

A.

Uh.

Just where are we going.

Follow the Brendan me this car mentioned a place called inspiration point.

Inspiration point

yeah sounded very inspiring

but but the college has ruled it out of

bounds well that's what made Sam so inspiring.

Uh.

And

now professor the

object of our coming up here.

To prove to you that i'm not the wicked wolf you think i am.

Here in this idyllic setting with all the romantic

forces of man and nature conspiring against me.

I shall show you that i can conduct myself in stricter to

card with a rigid braemar code for gentlemanly behavior.

In short i shall city like a jug of disgust Carlos principle of reversible cycles.

You don't believe a test me.

I left my chemistry set at home.

Oh come on get up close

put your arms around me

assault me with your charms kiss me.

What's the matter afraid of me or yourself.

Myself.

It would be embarrassing to have the smoldering fire buried beneath that

cool exterior burst into full flame wouldn't it.

Or is it that you

just don't know how to kiss.

Very discerning of you.

Oh i suppose you have been kissed

by great uncle Willy on your sixteenth birthday

or maybe some nasty little boy on the Sunday school picnic years ago.

Even happened right now you'd faint.

Come to think of it i'd faint

very well mister petty.

Get the smelling salts ready.

Uh.

Hope i'm not intruding.

Ah.

Hello officer.

Red you got the wrong impression

we were just conducting a scientific experiment yeah

fourteen years I've been patrolling this highway

I've heard it called everything but that

what's your name

oh just call me joy not yours

yours.

Victoria

pictorial white.

Victoria braemar.

Victoria bramwell.

Please officer it was all very innocent really

and it could be terribly embarrassed yes.

Well this this is disorderly conduct

yeah i was merely trying to show her that i could

behave just like the rest of the men around here.

Oh and out of towner oh yes yeah i think we're all a pack of wolves around era oh no

quite the contrary i think you're a lot of cold fish.

I mean

let me see your driver's license

Irish licence

you know you've heard of those things haven't you yes i have

driver's license.

See i had a five year i

let's not get.

Ahead of drive here somewhere i.

It's funny i must have ah.

What's that

oh that's nothing.

Patty MacKenzie.

She

she's a cousin of mine

we we look exactly alike.

Sure your cousin.

He thinks i'm a wolf and you think i'm a jackass

Victoria braemar

thought maybe it scare me with that name huh

look officer can't we start from the beginning again

yeah

we're gonna start from the beginning again

but

you see

at the police station.

Oh.

A.

I trust there's no need of my telling you

this is a sad and tragic morning for

more Victoria.

Other conduct such as this invariably cause for immediate dismissal.

Have you anything to say for yourself

please speak up.

I know precisely which are going to say

going to say it was all an innocent mistake.

The conduct of this kind is always a mistake

it is seldom innocent

and i must warn you

that any recurrence of this scandalous behavior

can mean nothing but immediate severance of your connection with the college.

Under the circumstances

i suggest you don't take your classes today.

That will be all.

Victoria.

I trust you haven't found us unduly severe

there's nothing like talking things out.

All professor.

Please go away.

I should think you'd be banned from the campus after last night

why should they ban a bus boy named Andy tap simply because the fella call petty gets

himself arrested with a pretty professor

evolving.

Turn down the shore road quick

precisely where i was heading.

After your harrowing experience last night i decided you needed some relaxation.

I've arranged a picnic on eco island

pickle island

yeah

but that's worse than inspiration point it is

oh that's fine

i made some wonderful plans.

Ready to sail boat

make some lunch oh yes

i bought this for.

Uh

there's echo while and way over there.

All we'll make it in no time the way i sailed

better give her the motor did you get in the clear

either.

A hey where are you.

Uh.

First

thing is difficult now.

Um

i'm not much on motors

much terrain for nautical trade while we get under sail

i can hardly wait.

Mine raised the port

that happens to be starved

y'all i'm left handed.

May i report that we're clear you can turn down your motor.

Oh yes yes but navigation we're right on cars.

Uh

nah.

Just just relax and enjoy yourself.

Um

i just shot a white much like shoes.

Right now.

The poop deck

you're gonna see us that for the same chip that almost brought medway.

Uh

off we go.

Uh.

Oh.

Uh-oh maybe road.

Uh i don't know.

It's caught on something.

Uh yeah that on a dog.

Wow.

Wow.

Yeah.

Why don't you get back in the fall.

Great.

Uh oh

fuck.

What does the choppy but.

Of

heart muscle loss by putting

you also lost our lunch.

Uh

don't you think we'd better go back to just motor

not while i'm in command.

It's a good thing i am it.

Jaw.

Ah beautiful beautiful

when does the picnic begin

well as soon as you get out of those clothes into that water for cool refreshing

depth you just get me right back on that oh Victoria you always take the wrong slant

on everything i brought bathing suits

in fact i'd like to sketch you in a bathing suit

if you think i'm going to post you in any bathing suit yes miss MacKenzie you.

You.

Yeah.

That's why.

I watch yeah.

Back my dog

yeah yeah.

It must be your job that gets me tea.

Now.

Can't seem to get you.

I mean the use of orders double scotch

now

that Teddy was

just relaxed.

Yeah

good thing i didn't say a lot.

Not not smile.

A

saying maybe they'll do it

watch it

all right then I'll say

maybe that'll help.

Allows ya.

Indeed i do

i love Joe

and that's good too

i wacha

and that's a fact

why don't show.

Get in the act

it must be your job that gets me chee flee.

Baby

ah don't know about it.

But brie flee

i love Joe.

Ledoux.

Don't be

teased ma'am

please mao

won't just say oh oh.

Ya to

my voice is slightly porous

heavy use your take occur as

if you demanded yes sir put me in the key professor.

Not by key aw love ya

wrong Harmony.

I think your press

a dao Cheng.

I think you're

fresh you're cute and your quaid

to the kwin task.

I could use longer

raises

buddy.

Assumes

i love her.

I'm sure they do

don't be your tea please ma'am

please ma'am won't you say

hello oh

ooh.

I'm hungry.

What you think of anything but food

Nazi sludge basket went overboard

but certainly not very feminine

but i'm not the very feminine type.

Am i.

Where

am i.

Let's eat.

Let's see how we work.

As we just ah.

Roll the hook in the water

and wait until the fish come knocking at our door

you don't think you'd be spoiling

if you used a little bank.

Mate.

You know

worms

oh.

You don't have to have any handy.

You'll find all you want under those rocks.

Oh

what are we waiting for.

You might try that oversight.

Hey.

Oh come on a two year old child could push that over

well you better get a two year old child because i can't budget

we better look around for one that's ready to just

roll over by itself

yeah.

I don't have that kind of luck.

You see how wrong you can be.

Look at that word

where.

Well

help yourself this is your picnic

and right before he gets away

yeah.

What lie use

since the silver went over with a lunch

i guess it's alright if you use your hands.

My bare hand

gloves get so messy sticking the worm on the hook.

Well.

You sure it isn't a little snake

snake

would be sort of

a midget.

It's a worm mr petty a plain ordinary little word.

If it attacks you I'll come to your aid.

Here

perhaps you'd like to club it to death first.

It shouldn't put ideas like that in my head

just because.

Us dr Whitman

your old geology class.

Your hair.

I've been thinking about i am.

You can pick us up here

now.

Well i know.

What are you doing here

i had a few hours and i'd like to get away by myself

i say.

Well this half of our group will explore the east end of the island the rest will

explore the west park if you search thoroughly you will

find every species of rock formation we have discussed

you're not going to risk your lives review stones and pebbles are you

risk our lives all the places simply crawling with snakes

i just had a tussle with one myself

wearing this.

Ah

i.

Always bring a spec.

This proceed will meet here in an hour.

Now then

i thought

i saw someone else here

someone else

like

us you must have been drinking.

Just a bigger space

the figure i saw here was definitely not one of speech.

Just to make sure she wasn't one of our students are now professor

what would one of your students be doing here.

See what you mean.

Oh doctor woodman i wouldn't go into that thicket

if i were you i wasn't kidding about the snakes.

Up

I'll tell you why you stay right here

and I'll beat the bushes so that nothing will leap out and attack you.

A.

Oh.

Duh

and now professor you're

you're needlessly concerned the the finger in question

is definitely not a student then why is she hiding

why she.

Well that that's a long story.

I've lots of time

you have.

Well

you see the the lady Springs from a very strict environment

you know the kind of people i mean know

professor can't take ideal of course

and well you're gonna stand.

An innocent bit of fun such as this could

have been

misinterpreted.

In fact

because a static adjust about.

Rec sensitive girl slide.

You newer sets a young girl once

weren't you.

Professor lo.

Get it off

don't worry I've got the situation completely under control.

Yes I'll just stand.

Out getting untangle from all the snakes arrived.

Ah

there we are.

What happened a branch fell down yes i got.

Uh well what do you know.

Runaway.

A.

Isn't professor Barrymore coming down to dinner

she had a rather trying day spent the morning at the doctors

or the outbreaks a bitter up to her.

Hungry

or she must be she didn't have any lunch either.

It's me

Andy Andy.

Please go away i have food.

Uh.

I brought lunch and dinner

it's very kind of you

now if you'd just be kind enough to get out of my life

but i haven't accomplished my mission yet

is it to get me dismissed oh quite the contrary as to get you to equip

two parents could be tough enough on a girl but a whole flock

to stay natural.

I know it's hard for you to believe

but i liked my parents

all twelve of them

and i like this place.

It's where i was born and brought up.

The to have a year of love.

Marriage.

This is my kind of life.

Love and marriage will have to be part of it.

And that's what i figured.

Okay i get.

But but Victoria.

Can i picture before i leave.

I couldn't go back to that

no no in in my room it's next to the garage

no that's impossible.

Are you going to force me away that certain newspaper clipping in your face again.

You would it.

No i wouldn't.

I would like to picture them.

Tonight at eight

but just one sitting

if it takes all night

I'll have the bathing suit red.

Three the bathing suit in the hall closet

I'll put it on here.

Very proper

but most unprofessional.

Uh.

Uh.

Ugh.

Boo.

Uh.

A.

Uh.

Uh uh.

A

uh.

A.

Well

have you seen enough.

A.

Is this the best pose you could think of.

You're my girl are posing for.

Cheesecake

cheesecake

yes my god.

Glorifying the female form divine command.

Is that me.

See you that i see.

Always on the phone making dates with me.

I never thought of myself as cheeky

that's what I've been trying to tell you

but if you prefer to let yourself be squeezed

between the pages of a book to your stiff and dry.

Are you sure you're not better at this sort of thing

than you are at serious painting.

It was one of the boys the bank tell me

but i'm glad you like.

I do.

Very much.

It's yours.

Why.

I won't need any reminder of the girl on that campus.

You may

well that's very kind of you

but

don't worry.

I'll rapidly hide it in your closet.

Well.

You've gotta get some sleep and.

I bet some packing to do.

Uh.

Goodbye.

And it's only in the interest of discipline

and a sense of propriety among our students that our report this shameful incident.

I have a feeling this is a matter for a psychiatrist

obviously something has snapped in the child's brain.

Yes

yes something has snapped.

I should hate you professor Whitman but i don't i'm grateful to you

you made it snap

you may be realised what i really want

Charlie

oh you needn't worry about me dr webb

i resign

with thanks for everything.

You've been wonderful all of you

but

having twelve parents

well.

Just ain't natural.

Besides

i'm in love.

Oh.

Just some of us still remember the meaning of that word.

Uh

Victoria.

Congratulations my dear.

Thank you.

That's

nasty.

Da.

Wow.

Uh.

Is mister.

Uncle.

Was pretty much i think perhaps i should explain

that

uncle Ben

is something of a nickname

the name is beardsley

beardsley.

March going to ask me in

uncle Ben.

Mister pity isn't oh I'll wait

i want a surprise.

A

this mr petty's patriots responsible for his

success also she is the one who has been masterminding his career

mrs de zo likes her art highbrow

and men

highbrow

artists i think I'll have to meet her

you will learn the trade i expect

utila focus is on her way up.

She's up.

A

fellow beardsley

is mr pennebaker not yet i don't Google it i'm just off the plane from Paris and i

want to surprise it or maybe some time.

He has little better to attend to.

So i see.

Says mrs de zillow

dr bremer

doctor.

Veterinary.

Witch doctor.

I suppose you came to

sit for mr petty no i came to marry him

man.

Thanks seriously i forgot my key surprise huh.

George.

Colony.

Victoria.

Say have you two met

head-on oh

George dear

I've got to run now i just dropped by to tell you that i'm divorced divorce

so i miss manton again and i have some very exciting plans for your career but you

hear that Victoria the program i have in mind I'll

have you with the masters and the museum of art

Madden's daughter next to whistler's mother.

Pick me up in about an hour we'll talk about it to come to find Johnny

and George

i let nothing

nobody stand in my way

you must be the same although jury about that

guy we.

Loved meeting you.

A bye

bye.

Uh

well professor don't tell me there's another convention

I've come to get married.

You do want to marry me don't you

do i want.

Is right away to sue.

Only for the ex mrs dazzle.

Of say those eyes are a little green

and I've just the nails to go with

good

i'm glad you challenged.

Uh.

And tomorrow we can go out and start selling those wonderful paintings of yours

you know those cheesecakes.

You're no highbrow or just darling

we'll talk about that when

you talk about it before we're married that's

not the kind of painting you really want to do

what makes you say that

because when you painted me and didn't have a phony snob of a patroness

breathe Irving down your neck

you reverted to your original style

but that style wasn't the real meat of course it was

it's just that you refuse to see yourself as honestly as you made me see myself but i

am seeing myself on us know George all the time you

were chasing me with that talk about musty tombs and

frustrations you were talking to yourself

lol.

Unless you're carrying jealousy a little too far.

I can't just throw my whole career in the ash can

it's the only career i ever had and believe it or not i have to be happy in my work

i have the same sickness

but do help me and I'll be right at your side helping you

care to see darling i love you too much to let you make a fraud of yourself

with this.

This trash

trash.

Well that's an interesting approach i must say

telling me my watch lousy discouraging me from

trying to be a real painter then calling it love.

If that's love I'll take the nearest exit for George.

Beardsley would get you a cab.

Uh

mister pity Lee

to make plans for his hanging

in the museum of art

and frankly i have a bit of a snob myself but i do to test

if i could do

anything to put a crimp in that woman's plan all i'd have

to do is smear mr petty's name with enough cheesecake

and she'd drop him like a hot potato quote the question is hell.

Uncle Ben.

I've got the answer

supplied by the ex mrs deze law herself

have you ever been arrested

not yet

good then you'll get off lightly come on

i asked her to to get the rest of my luggage and then to the museum of art

museum of art if things go well there

I'll probably wind up in burlesque.

As large Google.

A

uh.

Uh.

Uh.

Come in.

Dr Gretchen.

If you've come here to stop me

stop

i came here to help you.

I want to talk to top.

Huh.

What a house i shot but you're not.

One for

conversation trying to get dressed who's staffing.

Your own lady

my colleague.

Yeah

i said to resemble

a doctor crusher

these gentlemen are the producers of the show and your shop handed over to kid

even standing-room room sold-out just coming to tell your answer

yeah

you better get undressed.

I hate to close the show down but you have to fight fire with fire and spice with spy

high schleper but this court order and fights over just like that well let's get it

done i have got to spend his party on the guest of honor.

Sorry.

But even.

We want to see Victoria braemar.

Who don't

the boxes songs around the corner and they're also loud

this is very important you see he's a processor.

Ooh a process cider

and we got a special way a welcome and processor

yay.

Is this the kind of welcome you always get.

In this trade as one word we never mentioned

process survey

fine time to tell me

but in this trade there's one word we always say

where there's a window there's a way.

I could have sworn that was two words to me.

They are sir after your

i can't go crawling through cellar windows i'm all dressed from this man and appoint

the day mao to me to make sure i heard the

right person in this trade we always remind.

That's all right details are covered

of course that's what they're far.

A

a.

This ought to be someplace.

I'll stay right with me.

Get wise.

No no ladies and gentlemen

introducing the sensational quick change artist

sanja comedian

and as human waxwork.

Aid is different

so rapid

changes

that you will think the several characters on the stage at the same day

however

i assure you that a and the only real life person

in the dire x.

I know only these gentlemen for my first

g

sitting bull.

Uh us.

Us.

A

uh.

Ah.

Uh.

Us Navy.

Bes has been a big mistake.

Only real.

News.

A

j.

Uh

where's moody

i'm moody.

Uh

is this the one

oh no well that's when i were in the second

you can find the other one.

Oh are you

oh so you don't remember me.

Don't tell me I've changed that.

The man's insane.

In the world

you will soon find out what in the world

does your party

horse.

What do you think i am Napoleon day what are you thinking.

Us.

Uh they are lady

come back

to Iran

and i went

okay go to like

the ladies bin sir.

That court order forbids ms ray Moore's appearing

publicly under the name of the petty girl

can maybe we gotta give back all that dough you can't do

this to us i don't have to that little paper is doing.

Now if you'll forgive me i haven't engaged

the excellent devil has taken over the entire royal roof for a party in my honor

overwatch.

A

little.

It's a good thing i got ulcers

the thing like this could give me oh i'm awfully

sorry oh that's alright it ain't your fault

i don't get it why doesn't he want us to do it because

some woman is trying to make a snob of him and and.

Wait.

This paper says i can perform publicly as the petty girl.

Is a private party a public performance.

Is only one way to find out.

Could i borrow my music and costume for a few hours

while they use their gonna be the worst you

can buy the city the case and the orchestra.

I

think guy will

but we're friends of mr petty

and go in the front way

we want to surprise him

sorry.

Uncle Ben.

Oh

i have to get mister petty fish shoot

dr crusher

Lee uncle Ben you've just got to help us get in here.

We have a surprise for mr petty

oh

i'm afraid he's had too many surprises

and when he found out i had a hand in that museum in

business or not no i can't get myself further involved

fine gratitude after

getting me involved that night.

You involved

but

they don't seem to remember

just like a man filling my head with champagne and ideas

and

tossing me aside like an old bag.

Whoa knew a woman scorned is a

vessel of wrath yes please

this does not lose our tempers.

They're all right you let them in

okay

oh okay you're going.

Come on.

Uh.

This will get you lots of new friends

and lots of new commissions.

Uh.

Us

ladies and gentlemen

through the courtesy of the downtown burlesque theater

mr George petty has arranged present in person

his creation and the protege the petty girls.

Uh

over new.

Can you just.

Take a look

at the beauty on the billboard

take a look

at the pretty penny.

Show her drinking

Coca cola

in the kitchen with a can of zola

looking sweet fire new electric icebox.

All at once it becomes a pretty nice bow extreme.

E is not

just.

There's a pair of pretty girl underneath those girls.

London here

fars over here

and meet the parents i'm like wow.

Boys in the class

a.

Guy.

When wintry January storms occurred

the Jack frost nipping at our faces.

A lady should be covered up

with

fur

hat please

and so

places.

Uh beware beware that when the ides of march

when it just seems to glow in batches

and don't wear any dress with too much starch

because when it blows it scratches.

A must be true from what the poets say about the origin

flower.

You can't expect the ones that flew

low.

Without

some a

pro shah workers

the June bride used to turn a terror tale pink

when all those people started kissing.

Today the kissing is the same my

thing.

Except

the blush is missing.

Uh uh harcar guy seemed to hear September call in fact by Garrett

fairly boring.

Believe start falling in the early.

And that

ain't all that's all.

A

a

uh.

Um.

The winter season isn't really boring

till old December comes knocking.

Suppose you rubbed your eyes on Christmas ma

and found this in your stacking.

Uh.

I've been thinking of what you said that morning

i want you to have all the artwork on my new car

father you know very well George isn't doing that sort of thing anymore cani.

Fai much to always remake every minute take a shine.

Bundy was just a figure in Hungarian restaurant

she had to make a symphony conductor

Ronnie was a radio kroner and she had to push and i mean pushing in grand opera

make a long hair out of it.

She's made a long hair out of your two

I've heard about enough saw vi

George where are you going to get a haircut.

You have seen the.

Every month of the year

now will give you the.

Ball

every day.

A

shame.

A

my goodness gracious

in the

past she's a lady who is known as.

A guy.

Uh.

Uh uh.

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