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This programme contains frequent
very strong language from the outset,
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scenes of a sexual nature
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and scenes which some
viewers may find distressing.
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Please be aware that this programme
also contains themes of suicide.
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I dreamt you were gone in the night.
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But I looked and... you weren't there.
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Just a dream.
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I know.
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I'm sorry.
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Come to think of it, mate...
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I had a pretty weird dream too.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Pretty weird alright.
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I dreamt that someone told me
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that they hated being a shitty navigator...
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And wanted to be a salesman.
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Wild.
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What?
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Dad. What?
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My god, it was real!
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What do you reckon,
then? Are you ready?
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Now? Good a time as any.
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Ok.
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Can't be crying though, can we?
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Not gonna look too good, is it?
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"Please can you buy my stuff?"
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Not gonna go down well, is it?
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No. Well then...
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You know, my old man was in antiques.
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When I was little, he used
to take me out in his Van,
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find some run-down
old place - a real drum,
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owned by some rich biddy
with a load of filthy cats -
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and he'd go in...
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And, honestly, before I had
time to finish my sandwich,
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out he'd come with a nice
little queen Anne dressing table.
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Yeah, he had the gift, my old man.
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The talent.
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He taught it to me.
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And now I'm handing that to you.
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You understand?
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Ok.
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Christ.
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Didn't happen to notice the hulk creep in
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and beat the crap out
of me last night, did you?
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Right, ready, mr salesman?
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Can't get you out of my head
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one more time. We have here on offer -
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the finest range of
creams, lotions and balms.
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And you'll find this...
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And you'll find this
coll... Colla... collagen.
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Piss off. With elastic...
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Elastin-rich... Elastin-rich cream,
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which will improve your skin smoothness
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and make you look younger.
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Yeah. But what if I forget?
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Well then, make it up.
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Remember, she's not buying
the product, she's buying you.
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And who are you?
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Who the fuck are you?
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I'm bunny munro. That's absolutely
fucking right. Tell me again.
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I'm bunny munro! I'm bunny munro!
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And you'll find this collan-gen...
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And... elastin-rich cream...
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Will improve moisture... Wow.
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Up to 300%.
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But...
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I don't think you need it.
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Actually, dad, I think
we've got the wrong house.
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Ok, I can't cope.
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Take my money. Really?
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I'd buy a dose of poison
off you, you little cutie.
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I'll have two bottles. Ok.
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You know what? When you
see that, a dad and his boy just...
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It just gets me, you know?
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Right here.
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Where?
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Alright, mate. Why don't
you go and wait outside
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while I take care of the
boring old paperwork, yeah?
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Ok, dad. It was nice to meet you.
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Hey.
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Well done, mate.
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Thanks, dad.
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God.
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So cute.
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Yeah.
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Is that your dad in my house?
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We're salesmen.
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He's giving her one.
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He's the best salesman in the world.
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He could sell your bicycle to a barracuda.
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A what?
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It's a predatory fish.
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Its jaws are armed with
hundreds of razor-like teeth.
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You can hear her from miles away.
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She sounds like a strangled chicken.
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My mum died.
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I wish my mum would die.
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You alright, Tony?
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Wotcha, trouble.
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For fuck's sake.
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Is that your dad? That's
Tony. He's mum's boyfriend.
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What's he like? He's alright, I guess.
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Donna! What the fuck?!
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Dad bought me this.
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The bike?
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No, just the bell. It's a really cool bell.
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You think so? Yeah. It's great.
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Junior! Shit.
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I got friends fuck's sake, Donna!
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Junior, get in the car.
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Hello.
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Bye then. Bye.
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Where are you going?!
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Ok. Yeah, look lively!
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Come on! Is everything
alright, dad? Oi! Yep.
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Everything's absolutely
fucking perfect, my boy.
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I'll fucking break him!
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Fuck!
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I'm telling you, bunny boy,
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nothing like getting your pipes
cleaned first thing in the morning.
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Who was your mate?
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She just came and talked to me. Right.
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Fancy you, did she? Dad.
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Alright.
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She did though, I can tell. She had
that special light in her eyes. Yeah?
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Yeah. I'm telling you, bunny
boy, I can spot it a mile off.
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Maybe I should give her one.
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Well, one day, bunny boy.
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One day.
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So, where are we going next?
I don't know. Check the list.
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I don't have the list. What do
you mean, you don't have the list?
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You had the list. Well,
where did I put it? I don't know.
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F... I must've left it back there. Fuck.
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Do we need it? We're
salesmen, aren't we?
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Yeah. Well, how the fuck are we
gonna be salesmen with no customers?
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So, should we go back and get it?
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Listen, I'm gonna teach you
the first rule of salesmanship, ok?
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No, fuck it, the first rule of
being a man: Never go back.
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So, what are we gonna do?
Just stop flapping your feet about.
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I'll work it out.
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Morning.
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Tell you what, bunny boy,
why don't you head next door,
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grab yourself some sweets?
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Then have a little sit outside.
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Too nice to be cooped up indoors?
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Thanks. Good boy.
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Right then.
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Ok.
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So, what happens now?
I call the police. Police?
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Are you f... what the
fuck you talking about?
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Mr munro, a section
20 child protection order
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had already been filed when you
absconded... A what? We didn't.
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It's now been escalated
to a missing person
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and the police are looking for
you. But he's not missing, is he?
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He's right here, with me. Stop, listen.
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His mother has just died in
the most tragic of circumstances,
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and I can't begin to explain
the effect that has had on him.
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It's a fucking tragedy, if you must know.
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Right now... That boy... Needs his father.
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Don't do it.
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What are you doing? You know
there's a payphone down the road?
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We'll be gone by the time you reach it.
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The door won't open till
it's finished spinning.Fuck.
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Yeah. He's just a child, mr munro.
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He's my boy.
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I'm just... Showing him the ropes.
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I'm sorry about your wife, mr munro,
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but this is what's best for bunny junior.
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I do hope that one day you understand.
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What you gonna do?
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Ready, boy? Come on, look lively!
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Come on.
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Good boy.
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I gave you a list. I know
you did. I need a new list.
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Well, those were good leads.
Well, give me some more good leads.
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I can't keep giving up good leads
every time somebody loses a list.
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I didn't lose it. What happened to it then?
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Jesus Christ! Geoffrey, have
you ever heard of an act of god?
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What's that mean? It
means it wasn't my fault!
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So, Geoffrey, sweetheart,
I'm gonna get in the car,
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and I'm gonna come to the
office, and I'm gonna get a list.
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No, no, no, I wouldn't do that, my friend.
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I've had the police here, asking
lots of questions about you.
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It's probably best if
you lay low for a bit, bun.
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What?
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Why? That woman called 'em,
the one with the missing money.
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And what did you tell them? I told
'em I didn't know where you were.
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Did you tell them that I didn't take it?
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Did you tell them that I wouldn't do that?
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Geoffrey?
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Geoffrey!
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I told 'em that I didn't
know where you were.
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Fuck sake!
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Dad, are we going back to the office?
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No.
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But don't we need another list? Yeah.
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So, how...
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Second rule of being a man:
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Make sure you've got at least
one mate who'll never let you down.
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It helps if he thinks the
sun shines out of your arse.
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So don't aim too high.
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Hello, you dirty cunt. Alright, poodle? I -
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I can't get to the phone right now.
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If you leave a message
after the beep, I'll holler back.
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I know where he'll be.
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We're going to the pub. The pub?
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Cool.
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Heart of glass
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you alright, bun? Alright, babe?
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Poodle.
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Gaz, has poodle been
in yet? Nah, not seen him.
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Junior, come here, sit down. We'll
have a quick one while we wait.Ok.
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Large scotch. And a coke, yeah?
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A coke. Make it quick, bun?
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You know your lad ain't supposed
to be in here. Yeah, I know.
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Yeah! Whoo! Whoo-whoo!
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No school today?
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Oi. What you doing?
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Dad... When are we gonna go home?
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You wanna be a top
salesman? Yeah. Course.
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Well, top salesmen
have gotta be like sharks.
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Ruthless, efficient killer sharks.
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You know what happens to a
shark if it stops moving? What?
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It suffocates.
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Well, fuck me! The boys!
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Hi, poodle. Alright, poodle?
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Mwah! Christ, poo, you're
absolutely steaming, mate.
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Hi, poodle. What are you
doing in here, little man?
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Just having a quick one.
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You, my little friend, are just too much.
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Thought you were too busy to come
and have a drink with your old pal.
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Come on now, as if I'm ever
too busy for my mate poodle.
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Good to see ya.
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Gary, a couple of
scotches, and another coke.
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In a minute. Show your
appreciation for Jade... Not gonna lie,
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I've been pretty fucking
busy working my list.
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Yeah? Pretty fucking
busy or pretty busy fucking?
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Well, I do like to go above and
beyond for my customers.Yeah.
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I know.
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Course I fucking know.
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What? You alright?
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Course I am. Few drinks with the boys.
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What more could I ask for?
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Dad. Please put your hands
together for Yvonne! Right.
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Listen... I think I need
a wee actually, dad.
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Yeah, go on. Over there.
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So, poo, mate, been a
bit of a hot streak, actually.
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Managed to burn right through my list.
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So, I was gonna ask if...
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There was any chance I could...
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Hey.
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You sure you're alright, mate?
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Come on then.
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Poo, what you doing?
256
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,976
Poodle, I need a word, mate.
257
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,576
Go on, go on.
258
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,240
Fuck sake. Poo!
259
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,096
Alright, babe. I'll see
you a bit later, yeah?
260
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,256
Alright, babe, I'll see you later.
261
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,376
Come on, love. Yeah!
262
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,120
Poodle!
263
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,400
Weird, isn't it?
264
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,080
You don't have to
understand it, you know.
265
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,480
It's ok to be a little boy...
266
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,200
And love spaceships and beetles.
267
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,896
Go on.
268
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,480
Go on, yeah.
269
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,760
Ha! Hooray!
270
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,496
Oi! Poodle! Get out of the fucking way!
271
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,656
Move yourself, man.
272
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:04,216
Sit down, you dickhead. I
aren't fucking moving! Poo...
273
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,096
Poo. Sit down.
274
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,040
Will you fucking sit down?! Go on.
275
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,976
Move your fucking arse.
276
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
You ought to take the fucker outside.
277
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Move out of the fucking way!
278
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,976
Hey, poodle.
279
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,856
Show it to me! Poodle. It's alright,
gaz, he's had a few too many, mate.
280
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,376
Back the fuck off, will you?
Go on. Go on. Show me.
281
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,216
Show me! Fuck this.
282
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,256
Poo! Fucking psycho.
283
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:43,696
Calm it down now. Fuck
this, I'm going home. Fuck off!
284
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,696
No. Oi. Oi! You want
pussy? Here you are!
285
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,080
Come here, come here,
come here. Fuck you!
286
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,600
What's the matter with you?
Let's get you another drink.
287
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,560
Sorry. Is this your room?
288
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,096
You're alright.
289
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,456
Are you here with your dad?
290
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,920
Christ.
291
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,816
You didn't fancy the funfair, no?
292
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,376
I'm not a little kid.
293
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,160
Alright, mate.
294
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,920
We're salesmen. On the road.
295
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,776
We'll be going soon.
296
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,640
Right. Working man, is it?
297
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,160
Won't be wanting any of this then?
298
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,576
Come on, poo. What's
up with you? She's gone.
299
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,216
What you talking about,
mate? Who's gone?
300
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,456
Annie. My Annie. She's fucked off, bun.
301
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,120
And it's like... you're
my mate, aren't you?
302
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,560
Yeah. Course.
303
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
It's like she took it with her.
304
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,400
All of a sudden, it's gone.
305
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,720
I can't make a sale, I can't fuck, I can't...
306
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,760
It don't work anymore. Alright.
307
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,416
Don't panic, ok?
308
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,936
It's just one of those things.
309
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,640
Happens to everyone.
310
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,480
Has it happened to you?
311
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,256
Well, no.
312
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,520
But...
313
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,400
It's happened to people I know.
314
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,760
You mean me?
315
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,040
Yeah.
316
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,896
Nah, don't worry, poo,
old bun will sort you out.
317
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,360
Gary, get us a couple
more drinks, would you?
318
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,520
You alright?
319
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,536
Yeah.
320
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,400
I should go.
321
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,920
My dad's probably
wondering where I am.
322
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,840
Back to work, right?
323
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,400
Working man.
324
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,440
Actually...
325
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,440
Can I please have some?
326
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,760
Take it.
327
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,760
Thanks.
328
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,480
Good luck. You too.
329
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,416
Everything's gonna be alright.
330
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,400
Thanks, bunny.
331
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,256
It's good to see you, mate. You too.
332
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,360
Yeah? Yeah.
333
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,776
I didn't just come in to say
hello though, you know?
334
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,160
I was after a bit of a favour, actually.
335
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,120
What favour?
336
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,016
Look, truth is, ran into a spot of bother.
337
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,336
Caught with my pants
down, you know how it goes.
338
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,160
And I managed to lose my list.
339
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:49,176
I was gonna ask for a
couple of names off yours
340
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,136
but, actually, if you're
not in the zone right now,
341
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,680
maybe I should take the whole thing
off your hands. What do you reckon?
342
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,360
That's why you're here?
343
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,496
That's why you've come
to see me? Fucking... yeah.
344
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,776
I'm not being rude, poo, but
do you really think I've got time
345
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,016
to sit round listening to your sob stories?
346
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,720
It's your fault. What is?
347
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,016
You fucked her. After the wake.
348
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,880
Who? Annie.
349
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:26,200
Did I? Please. Poodle, what
does it even fucking matter?
350
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,656
Poo!
351
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,576
Oi! What are you... what the...
352
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,440
Get off! Get the fuck...
353
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,336
You're a cunt, bunny!
354
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,216
A true, proper, total cunt!
355
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,856
I've been your best mate
for years, and I love you,
356
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,136
but you don't give a fuck about anybody
357
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,536
but bunny fucking munro!
358
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,016
No wonder she killed herself!
359
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,456
Whoo. Oi.
360
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,560
For what it's worth.
361
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:09,520
She had a condition. You knew
that. Everyone knew that. She was ill.
362
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,736
There was nothing me or
anyone could do about that.
363
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,160
It wasn't my fault.
None of this is my fault.
364
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,416
If you wanna hold onto a bird
for two fucking minutes, poo,
365
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,776
maybe try not being such
a fucking loser. Lost it?
366
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,136
Lost what? Lost it?
You never fucking had it.
367
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,496
You're a part-timer, mate, an also-ran.
368
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,776
And if your bird was so special,
369
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,160
why don't I even remember fucking her?
370
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,400
Poodle.
371
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,840
Poodle!
372
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,640
Poodle!
373
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,536
Dad! Hey, poodle!
374
00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:00,136
Poodle, man. I want you to say
sorry to me. Poodle! Say sorry!
375
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,880
Poodle! Say sorry! And then
will you give me the fucking list?
376
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,256
Bun.
377
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,080
No, no, no, no!
378
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,440
Poodle.
379
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,200
Poodle, mate.
380
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:39,056
Fucking hell! It's alright, mate. It's alright.
381
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,976
I've called the police, my wife's
on the phone to an ambulance.
382
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,216
It's alright. The police? Yeah.
Did you see the numberplate?
383
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,760
Help is on the way. Right,
mate, just stay as still as you can.
384
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:55,016
Wait, where the fuck are you
going? You can't just fuck off!
385
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,200
Oi!
386
00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,720
Mate!
387
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,056
Where are you going?!
You can't just fucking leave!
388
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,256
Yeah, yeah. No, I'm holding. Yeah.
389
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,440
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