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♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
ring ting tingling too ♪
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♪ Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sleigh ride together with you ♪
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♪ Outside the snow is falling
and friends are calling "Yoo hoo!" ♪
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♪ Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sleigh ride together with you ♪
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♪ Giddyup, giddyup,
giddyup ♪
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- ♪ Let's go, let's... ♪
- [record scratch]
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Ooh! [Stammers in fear]
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Hmm. Tree-Scurrier
to Little Drummer Boy.
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All halls have been
properly decked.
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Over.
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Little Drummer Boy, do you copy?
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[exclaiming in distance]
Hot!
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Wayne?
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Hot. Gingerbread burning,
gotta go... [exclaims]
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[gasps]
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You didn't update
your GBM software, did you?
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[automated voice]
Self-destruct mode initiated.
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Exploding in 30 seconds.
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- [both exclaim]
- Ah!
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- No, stop.
- No, cancel. [Yelps]
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[yelps]
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You have to enter
your password to override!
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[stammering]
Huh? What's my password?
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I don't know.
It's your password.
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[voice glitching]
E-e-exploding in 20 seconds.
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Oh! Got it.
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Christmas. One, two, three.
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Password, incorrect.
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- Ahhh!
- S-s-still self-destructing in five...
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- No, no, no, you're incorrect.
- Four, three...
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Stop, stop counting down.
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- two, one.
- [yelping]
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Merry Christmas.
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[explosion]
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[both exclaim]
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[crackling]
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Oh.
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[car alarm blaring]
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[sighs] Lanny...
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I am initiating
Snowball Protocol.
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We will never speak
of this again.
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Well, that mission was not
very tinsel, Wayne.
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Not very tinsel at all.
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Ahem. Zip it.
Snowball Protocol.
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- Oh, right.
- Merry Christmas.
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Oh, back at you, Jose.
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- Merry Christmas, Alba.
- Feliz Navidad.
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So wait. Do you have
any special plans for Christmas Day?
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Nope. Not a one.
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Oh, my family has a full day
of activities planned,
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and I'd love for someone to beat
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my great aunt Lori at pin
the horn on the narwhal.
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Hmm.
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She's starting to get
a little too cocky about it.
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So, uh, you in?
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Oh, boy, that sounds fun.
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But I don't know,
we-we just worked all night together.
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I mean, wouldn't you rather
spend time with your family and friends?
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I'm just a co-worker, right?
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Oh, I thought, we...
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Oh. Yeah, right.
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Co-workers.
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[woman] Wayne?
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You didn't pick up when
I called you all eight times.
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What, did you lose
your GBM again?
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[chuckles] No.
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Hi, Magee.
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Oh, Tiny, hi.
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You know, you know, your presence is
a gift I'd love to return.
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Okay, bye.
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Oh, no, no, no you don't.
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The Big Guy wants to speak
to you both in his office S-T-A-T. Stat.
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Not sure what you did,
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because the boss usually settles in
for his long winter's nap about now.
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[whispering] It's probably about the GBM.
[clears throat]
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Okay.
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I'll go in,
smooth this over, and we can all get out...
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Uh-uh-uh. He wants to see
Lanny first.
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[coughing] Remember
the Snowball Protocol. [Clears throat]
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[whimpers]
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Why are you being weird, weirder
than usual? What's Snowball Protocol?
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Nothing.
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You're up to something.
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If you lie to The Big Guy
and he finds out,
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you'll be demoted...
To gift wrap.
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[groans]
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Lanny.
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Lanny?
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- Gift wrap.
- Hmm.
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Hello, sir.
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One long night, huh?
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Have a seat, Wayne.
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Huh? Oh, yeah.
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So...
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{\an8}I have something here.
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{\an8}Oh, my personnel file.
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Is this some sort of a review?
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Not that I have anything
to hide.
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Well...
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{\an8}Lanny told me about your...
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{\an8}big secret.
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{\an8}He what?
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You know, I don't know
what he told you, sir, but this morning...
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[laughs nervously]
it wasn't that bad.
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This morning?
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Listen, I've seen other operations
go way more sideways than this one.
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[laughs nervously]
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Oh! Do tell.
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Well... I don't... N-now?
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Oh, okay.
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Well...
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This one time...
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[chuckles] I can't believe Magee called us
in for a highly classified mission.
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{\an8}I know.
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It's super classified
and super important.
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[Magee]
Uh-huh. Yeah, mmm-hmm, okay.
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Who called this meeting?
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Glen. I should have guessed.
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Which conference room, Tiny?
Uh-huh.
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Yeah, wh-what,
save me the good chair, you know the one.
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Ugh, he never listens.
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Reporting for duty, Magee.
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Good, because this is a mission
of utmost importance.
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I call it operation...
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Eggnog.
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Meet Commodore Charles
Eggnoggington, the Third.
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Nog, for short.
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[Lanny] Aww.
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Wait, I thought pets
weren't allowed at work.
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[shushes] They're not.
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He's been sick
because of his sensitive little tum-tum
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so I brought him to work
to keep an eye on him.
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Which is why I said
it was classified.
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You can't leave this office.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You want us to babysit your pet?
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That's the big classified
mission?
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Yes.
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No, no.
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No way. I'm out.
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I'll have my mother bake you
her famous Christmas lasagne.
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Triple layered with parm on top.
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Double layered, parm sprinkle
to keep it festive.
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Deal. I'm in.
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Great.
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Here's a few instructions.
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{\an8}Oh, and one thing.
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Nog loves fruitcake
but he cannot have any.
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Isn't that right,
little Noggy-Nog?
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If anything happens to him,
I will snap you like a candy cane.
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Back in a hour.
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Goodbye, my handsome
little gentleman.
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[blows kiss]
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[giggles]
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That's for him, not you.
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[mewls]
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All right.
Let's start wasting one hour.
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- [Nog barks]
- Wow. This is super detailed.
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[sniffing]
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Ugh, smells like
wet fur in here.
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There's even a diagram
of Nog's no-no pet zones.
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{\an8}Don't even think about
touching his left flipper.
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{\an8}Come on, can't be that hard
to watch him. He's mostly blub...
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- ber? Huh?
- [gasps] Where's Nog?
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[Nog mewls]
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Oh, frostbite.
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Mail call!
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For you, Zamir.
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Careful.
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{\an8}[Lanny] Oh, there he is.
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Target acquired.
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[woman]
Letter for you, Doreen.
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- [Lanny] She's headed for the elevator.
- [both panting]
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[elevator dings]
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[Wayne] Janice. Janice.
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Wayne?
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Janice, hold the elevator.
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Why Wayne? So you can hire more carolers
to break up with me again?
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{\an8}♪ Wayne, wishes to break up
with you so here is your stuff ♪
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- Mm-mmm.
- What? I mean, that was her favorite song.
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I, I get no points
for knowing that?
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Nope.
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- Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
- [panting]
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- No!
- [thuds]
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[Janice] Bye, Wayne.
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[groans]
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Stairs.
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[both grunt]
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- Janice, please!
- Oh, no, no, no...
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What do you want?
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Wait.
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I waited long enough for you,
Wayne.
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[exclaims]
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You're right, you're right.
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What I need isn't here.
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I'm dating someone new,
and he's on the nice list!
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Oh, where is he?
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There he is.
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- [both yelp]
- No!
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[Lanny] That ball goes straight
to the toy factory.
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- [beeps]
- Check.
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- [beeps]
- Check.
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- [buzzes]
- [Nog barks]
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[screams]
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[both panting and gasping]
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Come on.
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[panting]
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- Oh!
- [exclaims]
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Ooh, sorry.
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[screams]
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Come back, sweet prince.
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[sighs] I don't get paid
enough for this.
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[both screams]
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[Wayne groans]
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Okay, where are you,
you rotten little eggnog?
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Fruitcake delivery.
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{\an8}[mewls]
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- [both exclaiming]
- Oh, no. He can't eat fruitcake, Wayne.
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[engine starts]
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[♪ Heavy metal version
of "Jingle Bells" playing]
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[both exclaim]
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Over the fields we go.
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Screaming all the way!
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[both screaming]
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No lasagne is worth this!
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And with this final,
delicate flourish,
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my masterpiece is complete.
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[sneezes]
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{\an8}[gasps]
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{\an8}No, no. No, no, no. Stay.
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- Uh! No, no...
- [Nog chomping]
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[gasps]
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[gasps] His tum-tum.
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- [beeping]
- [gasps]
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Wayne, Magee is back in five.
[exclaims]
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We gotta go.
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Sorry, Chef, bye.
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[sobbing]
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I should have been
a sugar plum dancer.
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Hey, watch out!
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[all exclaiming]
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You almost scratched it.
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Make way.
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[sighs] You're right, Tiny.
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I don't know why Glen
called that meeting.
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I mean, it was clearly a power trip
so he could feel important.
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Am I right?
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[both panting]
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Has he always been
that shade of green?
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Hold it together, Nog.
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- [laughs] Tiny, you little gossip.
- [Nog coughing and choking]
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What was that?
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[exclaims]
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[Magee laughing] Good one, Tiny,
I don't know who Glen thinks he's fooling,
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but that toupee does look like
reindeer fur.
256
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,540
- [objects clatter]
- Oh, frostbite.
257
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,375
[both gasping]
258
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,086
Wayne.
259
00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:11,004
[gagging]
260
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,422
Oh, no.
261
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,341
- Too much fruitcake.
- Oh, no.
262
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,593
No, no, no. Not on the carpet.
263
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,929
[vomits]
264
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,057
[gasps]
265
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,183
- [squelching]
- [groans]
266
00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,810
Roasted chestnuts.
267
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,356
Oh! Little Noggy-Nog.
268
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:33,610
Isn't he just the cutest
little ball of mush? [Laughs]
269
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:34,778
[mewls]
270
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,531
Who let this window open?
He could have escaped.
271
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,116
Oh, well I, uh...
272
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,493
Oh, no.
I'm sorry, that was me.
273
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,996
I almost fainted
from the excitement of playing with Nog.
274
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:47,082
- [mewls]
- [Magee gasps] Oh!
275
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,251
{\an8}I think I found
my new babysitter.
276
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,086
I hate fruitcake.
277
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,214
[chuckles] That Nog.
278
00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:55,382
[laughs heartily]
279
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:58,218
{\an8}I hadn't heard that you
lost him.
280
00:11:58,302 --> 00:11:59,928
{\an8}Oh, so...
281
00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:03,307
that's not the big secret
Lanny told you about.
282
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,600
[sighs]
283
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,351
It was not.
284
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:07,436
Well...
285
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,771
If it wasn't about Nog, uh...
286
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:10,939
[chuckles nervously]
287
00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:13,275
then I think
it must have been something else.
288
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,527
[exclaims, grunts]
289
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:20,157
{\an8}Uh, maybe Lanny mentioned
the incident on the island last year.
290
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,576
Such a nervous talker.
[chuckles nervously]
291
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,660
Oh, Lanny.
292
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:24,953
Oh!
293
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:27,873
I'd love to hear all about it.
294
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,166
Okay.
295
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:38,926
Yuletide Island. Oh, wow.
296
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:41,178
This is so tinsel!
297
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,262
And very humid.
298
00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:44,389
Mm-hmm. [Exhales]
299
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:48,602
Yep, no more chimneys,
no more stockings.
300
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:53,065
Lanny, all I want now
is peace and quiet.
301
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,983
[hammering]
302
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:58,570
{\an8}Have to post all of these rule signs
so everyone can have fun.
303
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:00,322
{\an8}- [elf grunts]
- Safely.
304
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,408
{\an8}Okay, everybody,
here is a detailed schedule.
305
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,744
I have a full day
of fun activities planned for everyone
306
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:08,080
before our big celebration
feast tonight.
307
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:13,293
And yes, it's laminated, so you can
take it in the ocean. You are welcome.
308
00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:14,378
So organized.
309
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,462
[sighs]
310
00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:16,630
Ooh, quick reminder.
311
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,340
Find a sunscreen buddy.
312
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,884
Or you'll wind up as red
as Santa's suit.
313
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,219
[all laughing]
314
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:25,597
You know, Magee,
other people know how to relax.
315
00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:27,099
They don't need instructions.
316
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,351
[laughs hysterically]
317
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,435
[snores]
318
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:31,520
Yes, they do.
319
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,568
[chuckles] I can't wait to do
all the things.
320
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,153
I can't wait to do
none of the things.
321
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:42,322
I'll be in my hammock.
Thank you.
322
00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:43,699
Okay, well...
323
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:44,783
see you later?
324
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,913
[Wayne grunting]
325
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,500
[sighs in relief]
326
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:54,918
- [thuds]
- [grunts]
327
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,296
Well, you missed
beach volleyball, Wayne.
328
00:13:57,379 --> 00:14:00,465
Luckily they said hitting the ball
with my face still counts.
329
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:01,550
[chuckles]
330
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:07,055
[sighs in relief]
331
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:09,474
- Last call for jet ski rides.
- [exclaims]
332
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:12,227
Wayne, last call
for jet ski rides.
333
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:13,812
This vest fits great.
334
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,189
[sniffs]
335
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,107
It smells like a sea dumpster.
336
00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:18,984
Whoa! [Yelps]
337
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,321
[sighs in relief]
338
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,032
Sorry, Wayne.
339
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,116
[exclaims]
340
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,202
You missed the sand sculpture
competition.
341
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,329
Look, Wayne,
I made the two of us.
342
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,413
I didn't win,
343
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,415
but I tried the hardest.
[chuckles]
344
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,499
[water splashing]
345
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,126
[gasps]
346
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:39,046
Huh. Well, at least
sand castle Wayne participated.
347
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,797
[exclaims in exasperation]
That's it.
348
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,799
I am on vacation.
349
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,344
Nobody cares about
your schedule.
350
00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:48,639
I'm just trying to relax,
but you just keep going on with your...
351
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,892
blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah!
352
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,227
You know what, Wayne?
353
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,730
I spend so much time planning things,
the least you could do is participate
354
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,023
and show some gra...
355
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,859
ti... tude...
356
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,614
Rolling snowballs, it's him.
[gasps]
357
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:06,782
Renato.
358
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,035
[whispers] Renato.
359
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:11,745
[gasps]
360
00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:16,834
[giggles] Oh.
361
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,168
That reminds me,
362
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:20,754
you know what I did, uh,
as a thank you,
363
00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:24,675
I booked you an appointment
at Spa Navidad...
364
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:26,218
with Renato.
365
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,011
[whispers]
Renato.
366
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,096
[crowd clapping]
367
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,889
What? There's no way.
368
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,975
I mean, he never has any
last minute openings.
369
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,102
Oh, I'm actually scheduled
to get a massage...
370
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,814
Quiet. Hey, Renato,
your next appointment is over here.
371
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:39,898
[chuckles]
372
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,192
Come with me, my jingle bell.
373
00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:43,277
[gasps]
374
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,572
But what about... what about the schedule
and the rules and like the big feast...
375
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,656
[shushes]
376
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:51,243
When Spa Navidad beckons,
377
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,871
you must heed its call.
378
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:54,955
Okay.
379
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:58,000
I'll handle it, you go,
go relax, you work so hard.
380
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,169
You do so much for so many,
so leave.
381
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:02,337
Oh, you got your hand in mine.
[chuckles]
382
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:03,422
I feel so safe.
383
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:04,590
Wow, Wayne.
384
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,092
I'm surprised you're taking over
as the activities director.
385
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,177
I'm not.
386
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:09,636
I am on vacation.
387
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,930
No more rules.
388
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,098
[crowd cheering]
389
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,809
[crowd chanting]
No more rules! No more rules!
390
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:21,732
[Renato] As we embark
on our journey,
391
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,150
join me, will you,
392
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,569
in some simple yoga poses.
393
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,031
Beginning with...
Santa's Sleigh.
394
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:33,327
Next...
Down the Chimney.
395
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,622
And now...
Trimming Tree.
396
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,291
[groaning]
397
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,419
- I don't think I...
- No, no, no. Don't think, you can.
398
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,254
Hold it for three deep breaths.
399
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:45,422
Oh, what's happening?
400
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,841
- [straining] What's happening?
- Two turtle doves.
401
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:50,385
- One partridge.
- [wincing]
402
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,137
And release.
403
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,724
Ah, you've gone
straight to Yule Log.
404
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,684
- You're learning.
- Ow.
405
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,063
Hey, Wayne.
406
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,732
Uh, some of the other elves
have question for you.
407
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,651
Oh, were you sleeping?
408
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,699
And now we must relax your mind.
409
00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:14,952
Yeah, my mind
doesn't relax well. I'm very worried...
410
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,036
[shushes]
411
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:17,829
All is calm.
412
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,581
All is bright.
413
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:21,083
[bells chiming]
414
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:27,631
Oof, you really know
how to ring those bells.
415
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,550
[elves shouting indistinctly]
416
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,053
[screams]
417
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:36,807
Wayne, I mean, if you aren't
gonna help them,
418
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,725
maybe we should get Magee.
419
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,310
No, she's busy.
420
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,355
Yeah, but... hey, you know what?
421
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:47,276
If you're so concerned,
why don't you take care of it?
422
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,735
Uh, yeah.
423
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:50,904
Sure. What are friends for?
424
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,739
How can I help?
425
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:55,325
- [indistinct shouting continues]
- Oh, okay yeah.
426
00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:56,910
Yeah, okay. I, I'll, I'll...
427
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,497
[sighs with relief]
Oh, ow.
428
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,124
- [bones cracking]
- Wow. Uh-huh.
429
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:03,208
Yeah, okay.
430
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:08,297
[winces, exclaims]
431
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:13,385
And on the final stage
of our journey, you must travel inward,
432
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,305
to your place of merriment.
433
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,353
[thinking]
Mmm, meetings.
434
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:24,730
Schedules.
435
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:25,814
Reports.
436
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,232
Handbooks. Labels.
437
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:31,153
Binders, pens, pencils,
files, orders, sticky notes, calendars.
438
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,948
♪ I would like to thank Magee
for scheduling this meeting ♪
439
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:37,701
♪ It could have been an email,
but it's way more fun in person ♪
440
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,704
♪ It's 5 p.m. on Friday
but we never dream of leaving ♪
441
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,415
♪ Where would we be
without Magee? ♪
442
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,084
[cell phone ringing]
443
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,337
♪ Hiya mom,
what's that you say, you're proud of me? ♪
444
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:51,757
♪ Oh, really? Despite how I ignore
your unsolicited opinions ♪
445
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,843
♪ In fact, you think that all
my life decisions have been perfect ♪
446
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:57,387
♪ Where would she be
without Magee? ♪
447
00:18:57,471 --> 00:18:58,931
♪ Her spreadsheets
are accurate ♪
448
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,349
♪ Her spelling's immaculate ♪
449
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:01,642
♪ Let's circle back ♪
450
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,352
- ♪ To Magee ♪
- Thanks, fellas.
451
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:07,898
♪ Where would we be
without Magee? ♪
452
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,612
♪ Where would we be
without Magee? ♪
453
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:18,242
♪ Where would we be
without Magee? ♪
454
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,160
[screams]
455
00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:21,245
I, I can't.
456
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,371
[indistinct conversation]
457
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:24,790
I, I don't know.
I... I don't know.
458
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,875
- [screams]
- Lanny?
459
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:29,753
[panting]
460
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:30,838
- [yelps]
- Hmm?
461
00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:32,339
I hate this vacation,
462
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,632
and my back is burning.
463
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:34,925
[yelps]
464
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:36,635
Oof!
465
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,137
Looks like
your sunscreen buddy really let you down.
466
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,222
[Lanny groans]
467
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,140
Oh, wait.
468
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,309
I'm your sunscreen buddy.
469
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:49,439
{\an8}[crowd chanting]
No more rules! No more rules!
470
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:51,775
Well, that's alarming.
471
00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:54,862
[Lanny] This is so not tinsel.
472
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,196
[sighing in despair]
473
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,407
[Renato sighs]
474
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:01,827
You have achieved
total merriment.
475
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,875
Our journey is complete.
476
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:08,959
[gasps]
477
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,128
The Yuletides.
They summon me.
478
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,212
[wind blows]
479
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:14,173
[birds chirping]
480
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:18,177
Oh, a tip is optional, but I do have
student loans, so anything is appreciated.
481
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,345
[birds chirping]
482
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:21,680
[Wayne groans]
483
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,765
Magee, we need your help.
484
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:25,934
Magee?
Magee?
485
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,103
Are you broken?
486
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:29,188
Where's Renato?
487
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:33,942
[voice whispers] Renato.
488
00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:35,027
[whistles]
489
00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:37,070
Hm.
490
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:38,906
All right, fine.
491
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:41,867
Look, Magee,
you drive me crazy, but...
492
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:45,412
I know you work twice as hard
to make sure we can all relax, so...
493
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:48,040
thank you for planning
this whole trip.
494
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:51,210
I screwed up everything, and...
495
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:54,296
and you were right.
496
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,423
[gasps]
497
00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:58,926
Oh! Did you just say
I was right?
498
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,220
[clears throat] Yes.
499
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,639
[crowd chanting]
No more rules! No more rules!
500
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:05,641
- Oh! What in the...
- Uh...
501
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:09,019
[crowd chanting]
No more rules! No more rules!
502
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,521
- No rules!
- [Magee] Oh, Wayne.
503
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:11,605
[crowd cheering]
504
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:12,689
Coffee.
505
00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:13,774
[slurps]
506
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:14,900
Schedule.
507
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,568
Bullhorn.
508
00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:18,278
It's jingle time.
509
00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:21,240
Yeah, to the right, to the right, okay.
That's it, take it over there.
510
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,491
Feast this way, Stella.
511
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:23,992
Oh, good to see you Frankie.
512
00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:28,080
{\an8}[gasps] Charlie,
you're looking sharp. [Gasps] Glen.
513
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:33,544
You know, I never thought I'd be so happy
to see you back in your usual
514
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,587
type A, fun-scheduling self.
515
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:39,216
I suppose achieving a little bit
of merriment isn't such a bad thing.
516
00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:41,301
Hmm.
517
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:43,762
[whispers] Renato.
518
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,268
And sorry, Lanny.
519
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:53,021
I mean, I just wanted my vacation.
I didn't mean to ruin yours.
520
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:54,314
Glad you had my back.
521
00:21:54,398 --> 00:21:55,399
[groans in pain]
522
00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:56,942
Ah! Always.
523
00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:58,652
[Wayne] I'll get you some aloe.
524
00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:00,696
[The Big Guy] Mm-hmm.
525
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:02,823
Yes.
526
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:06,034
I read Magee's incident report
about that.
527
00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:07,369
[laughs]
528
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:08,787
It was very long.
529
00:22:08,871 --> 00:22:09,997
[sighs wearily]
530
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,081
Sir.
531
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,125
I know I messed up this morning.
532
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,294
I shouldn't have initiated
Snowball Protocol
533
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,421
and made Lanny keep it from you.
534
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:21,675
Oh, well,
that's not the big secret.
535
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,177
What? Th... that's not it?
536
00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,595
[laughs] No.
537
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:25,888
No, Wayne.
538
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:29,641
There was no need
for Snowball Protocol.
539
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:31,727
Just open the file.
540
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:34,688
It's a...
541
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,273
bir-birthday card...
542
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,357
to me.
543
00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:39,610
But I never told anyone
my birthday was...
544
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:40,694
today.
545
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:41,862
Yes.
546
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:44,448
Your big secret.
547
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:49,953
Lanny discovered that Christmas Day
also happens to be your big day,
548
00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:52,915
and it has always
been overlooked.
549
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:56,043
But overlooked no more.
550
00:22:56,752 --> 00:23:00,130
That Lanny
sure is a thoughtful one.
551
00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:01,215
[sighs]
552
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:02,925
"Dear Wayne,
553
00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:05,469
have the most tinsel
birthday ever.
554
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:07,346
"Your friend..."
555
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:08,430
[chuckles softly]
556
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:09,515
"co-worker.
557
00:23:09,598 --> 00:23:10,891
Lanny."
558
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:14,061
Friendship is such
a wonderful gift.
559
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,946
[indistinct chatter]
560
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:28,116
[Lanny] She moved it!
She moved it!
561
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,495
Did you guys see that?
No more cheating, Great Aunt Lori.
562
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,247
[gasps] Wayne?
563
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:34,831
What are you doing here?
564
00:23:34,915 --> 00:23:35,916
Well...
565
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:38,627
Christmas is for family
and friends and...
566
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:41,129
you're just about
the best friend I've got.
567
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:42,506
Aw!
568
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,258
[groans]
569
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:45,592
Happy birthday, Wayne.
570
00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:47,970
Merry Christmas, Lanny.
571
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,721
Come on in.
572
00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:51,348
Hey, everybody.
573
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:52,516
Wayne's here.
574
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,268
[all] Happy birthday, Wayne.
575
00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:56,353
[Wayne] Oh, hey. Well, thanks,
thanks everybody.
576
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,813
[Magee]
Wayne, it's your birthday?
577
00:23:57,938 --> 00:24:00,065
- [Nog mewls]
- And there was a card?
578
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:01,400
Lanny!
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