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Look at our boys out there having fun.

It's hard to tell which ones are the husbands and which ones are the sons.

Right, they're getting so big. I know.

God, I've missed you.

I've missed you too.

Oh my gosh, it's been so busy with work and the kids and family.

It's nice to be able to slow down.

Yeah, sure.

I mean...

There's such a thing as too slow, you know. Too slow?

I mean, like, work is great and stuff, but, like, I don't know. It seems like

things used to be faster at home.

At home? Well, how are you? What's going on?

No, I'm good. Just, you know, since Jeff turned 40, I swear it's just not the

same.

Oh.

No, I don't think I'm old enough for this. What's happening?

You know, it happens.

Mark and I, several months ago, we went through kind of a slump.

Really? Yeah. Okay, but what did you do? What did you do to get over it?

I mean, eventually we worked through it, you know.

But, I mean, I kind of had to just, during that time, just...

handle things myself.

You know what I mean?

Oh my god, you cheated on him? What do you mean? No!

No! No, I, um, I... I took care of myself,

you know, with my vibrator and my hands.

You know? Oh my god.

Like, masturbating? Yeah.

What? Well, I mean... Really?

Yeah. And it worked for you?

Yeah, I mean, it's not as, I mean, having sex is preferable, but

it's, I mean, it's what, I mean, do you not?

No, I mean, I just never masturbated.

I can, I can show you

if you want.

What do you mean show?

I can show you how to, you know, have an orgasm by

masturbating. I think it's important for, you know, for you to be able to

satisfy your needs.

I don't know. I mean, it's not cheating on my husband.

I need myself to come without him.

No, not at all.

I mean, this is kind of what saves marriages, I think. You know, when you

like this, because, like, I used to get real kind of bitchy with my husband.

Oh, no, I do that all the time. But you never like it. Oh, no, of course not.

But when you can calm yourself and, like, get yourself off, and you're like,

I'm okay.

We're going to get through this, you know.

So I can, I mean, if you're okay with it, I'll show you, and you'll feel so

better.

Well, I mean... They're busy on the trampoline for a while, so... Yeah.

What, you mean like right now?

Yeah, I think, why not? I mean, they're taken care of out there. Like, we can go

to the bedroom and I'll show you. Is that where you have your vibrator?

Well, I... Yeah, I've got some things.

Okay, so... Now what do we do?

Um... Wow, okay.

I... I guess, um... I'll kind of show you

how I do it.

Okay. Okay? Okay. All right.

Um... I just kind of... Hang on.

I'm just kind of like... Start a little slowly, like, you know, just, you know,

applying,

like, a nice pressure that's not too much pressure. Uh -huh. Because

like, you have to do what feels good to you, not what you think it's supposed to

be, if that makes sense.

So you want to kind of try two.

Okay.

So just in a circle like that.

Well, I like it in a circle, but you can... I mean, it feels good.

Yeah, don't beat it up. Just kind of, yeah.

And take your time.

Yeah, just take your time. There's no rush. Just kind of, you know.

Is that working for you a little bit?

I mean, it feels good. Does it? Yeah.

But can you really come like this?

Well, I mean, I...

I don't wear underwear or like, you know what? Hang on. Let me, I'm going to

take off my skirt. That is.

Nope. Okay. Sure.

I don't want to creep you out too much. Where'd you go?

Okay. I'm going to slide this off.

Oh my God. I can feel like this is high school.

I just can't believe you've never done it.

Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

So now, now I'm like this. So now, oh, okay.

Maybe slide this up so I can... Yeah, sure.

All right.

So... So... Yeah, just... You know... Relax,

relax a little bit.

Uh -huh.

You're... Okay.

You're... Does that mean just... When you're jabbing it, does it... Hey, I

kind of... Hey, I'm going to take off my underwear.

I think we need to be able to see kind of what's happening.

Try and take yours off too.

Just for purposes of learning.

You got it. Click it.

Like that. Mm -hmm.

I think you're getting the hang of it. I think it's a lot of work.

Let's scoot back a little bit.

Also, I'm normally not... I'm normally not... sitting when I'm doing it. I'm

usually kind of in a reclining position. Like laying down. Yeah.

Like, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

All right, like it?

Okay. Just to make it, you know, there's no, like, harder, like,

right or wrong way to do it. You just kind of have to do what feels good,

but just think about something that turns you on and kind of...

Okay, maybe just kind of relax and feel it.

Yeah.

That was good. There you go.

Yeah.

You decide that you want to go a little faster, a little slower.

That's good.

I'm going to go around in a circle.

Yeah, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, shit, I'm trying to do it.

You're really... I never realized how pretty you are.

Oh, my gosh.

You make me blush.

You know, there's...

You may speed it up if you need to.

That's nice, right?

Yeah. That helps a lot.

It feels so much better.

You know, there's other ways to feel good

without cheating on our husbands.

Well,

like, we can help each other out.

Mmm. You know what I mean?

Like, college.

What do you mean? Like, college?

Like, with girls.

Yes! Yes, right? Okay, okay.

Yeah. Okay.

Great. Um,

not a lot, but, like, I have.

Yeah.

Okay. My trainer at the gym.

We have fun.

It's beautiful.

I know, right?

So, you know, I mean, I don't really talk about it much, but... Isn't it

cheating? No, it doesn't count. It's a girl.

Right?

I mean, that makes sense. I mean, it's not like I'm going to run off with

another woman.

Right, because you're married, too. Exactly, and I'm not, like, I... Yeah,

there's no threat to the marriage. It's just fine.

This is fun.

So, I don't know.

You know.

All right, I think.

Glad.

So far, so good. Right?

That's what I'm curious.

It's a beautiful little tent.

You've really gotten that down.

Yeah, that feels good moving your mouth.

Just keep doing that.

Am I really doing it good?

Yeah.

Stay right there.

You're doing awesome.

Yeah, that's good.

It's different. I like that.

It's tough.

Yeah.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh my God.

That's amazing. Did you really have that? Yeah.

You did so good.

If you want to.

Pretty much, I can't really move from down here. Okay. So you're going to just

kind of move your hips forward and back, or however it feels good, okay?

Okay. Like that. Uh -huh.

Okay.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Am I hurting you? I feel like I'm going to crush you. No, no, no, no, no. I'll

let you know. You're just fine. Just be free with your hips.

Mm -hmm. And I'm just going to be there. Like that? Uh -huh.

Just back and forth like that?

Uh -huh.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, your tongue is so hot.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

That's amazing.

Oh, my God.

It tastes like my pussy now. I know.

You want to try it? Yeah.

Okay.

Do I just be the tough one?

You're just going to be the tough one.

I'm going to do it. I like it a little differently. I'm going to face the other

way. Okay.

So I can kind of play with your pussy a little bit. Okay.

Oh my god, your pussy tastes so good.

So pretty.

Oh, yeah, I get it, baby.

There's like so much that we'll probably not even be able to cover.

Holy God. Oh, it makes you feel good.

It's so wet. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

Yeah, you like that?

Uh -huh.

But it feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

It's wet and smushy. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

You want to do what I was doing?

I can do it. I can do it. I want to do it. I want to do it.

Oh, gosh. I'm going to lay down. I want to do it.

I'll make work with you.

There we go.

There you go.

There you go.

Like this way.

And then.

And then.

How did I do that?

I want to press it.

Oh, there it is.

Come forward just a little bit.

Just like that. In a minute.

Bring your knee up here.

Okay. Ooh, that's good. Like that? Ooh, that's good. Okay.

Yes, here.

Okay. Oh, my baby.

Right there.

Like that?

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Yes. Fuck, I got your pussy on my pussy. Wow, you're really aggressive. It's

good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

I've never had someone do it to me.

How does it feel, guys? It's so amazing.

It feels so good to me. It feels so good, yeah.

It really has never been this way.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes.

Yeah, baby.

Yes. Like that.

Yeah.

Wild and crazy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For Super Bowl, we'll do this. Don't be busy all day.

Good call.

Unlocking.

That would be so hard to explain.