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Great home office you guys got here.

Definitely. Do you want to take a seat? Thanks for seeing me at such a short

notice. It's okay.

What seems to be the problem?

We typically deal with couples, but definitely wanted to take you on your

case. It's hard for me to talk about.

Well, I mean, we're medical professionals.

You can open up to us.

We've probably heard it all.

Okay.

My problem isn't with my girlfriend.

My problem is I can't masturbate.

I mean, like, psychologically can't? Physically can't? What

isn't working for you?

I don't know. I feel like there's something wrong with me because I can't

masturbate. I love having sex with my girlfriend.

But everybody says you're supposed to, you know, have a healthy life with

yourself, I guess. No, like a relationship with you is an important

And I never touch myself like that. I mean, I am now, I guess. It's hard to

seem weird.

But I guess that's what I'm going to help with. Nothing is weird here. We

judge. Okay.

You guys masturbate? Of course. Every couple masturbates. It's part of a

healthy sexual life.

My husband does demonstrations all the time.

Why don't we go ahead and do that now?

Okay.

A masturbation demonstration?

Yes.

What's so funny?

Well, I mean, this is the weird thing about, you know, because, like,

his dick looks so small. And, you know, when you're just starting off, your dick

looks small when you're jerking it, you know.

Well, and that's also a societal myth that I'm actually average size for an

American male.

Yeah. Average?

Average. Okay.

Four to five inches is average.

That's your husband?

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Would you like to try?

Well, I would, but like I said, I need the visual.

And he's not doing it for me. I'm sorry.

There's nothing wrong with that. But it's cool that you're comfortable that

can just do that. I wish I could.

We're really comfortable with our bodies here.

And you should be too.

Why don't you try to masturbate?

Can I see the rest?

No underwear, huh?

Again,

we're very comfortable with our bodies today.

I love your bush.

Oh, wow.

It's a little more than four or five inches.

Yeah. Oh, like I said, average.

So, obviously, some are going to be larger, some are going to be smaller.

Everybody's different.

Mine gets larger, too.

Especially if I touch.

Watch, come here, I'll show you.

Honey, what are you doing?

Get over there. Stay there.

I'm working.

I want

to make sure you walk out of this office feeling

really good about yourself. Well, this has been really good therapy so far.

Just keep playing with yourself.

He likes it, don't worry.

You don't seem to have any issues getting hurt.

Or staying hurt.

My dick is so big and so long.

So much bigger than my husband's.

It's not that much bigger.

Are you kidding? It's huge.

Like, look.

Like, that.

Compared to that, yeah.

It's like double the size.

Like you said, everybody is different.

Mm -hmm. And you can just play with yourself in the corner now, right?

Mm -hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Let me enjoy this nice giant cup.

I should get all the way naked now.

Tell me, do you like a dominant woman?

Well, get hard and stay hard for me.

Because I want to hop on.

Come here, suck it.

Yeah, taste that cup. It's so much bigger than yours.

You can do better than that.

Yeah, take it.

There you go.

Yeah, choke on that giant cup.

Mhm.

Yeah.

for a ride.

Yeah.

It was the best therapy ever.

I'm glad you think so.

And you can rest with my foot.

How do you feel?

It makes me feel so...

That dick you want but you can't have?

Well, I get it.

what I'm saying.

Excuse me.

That's what he does to me.

Thank you.

God damn.

You two are getting the best online review ever. Five stars.

Glad we were able to help.

Another five -star review.

Now, eat this cum off of me.

Give me a five -star review.

That's right.

How's his cum taste?

Better than yours?

A little bit.

Shit, did he leave without paying?

I thought you ran his car.