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Well, Mr. and Mrs. Bottom, why don't you come on in here? We're excited to show

you this.

This is exactly what you've been looking for.

Pretty good.

I like the wall color.

Well, you know, the wall color could be changed, but if you like it, that's

wonderful. Yeah, yeah, I like it.

You know, you were saying some of the features that you were looking for was

some space to put some of your furniture, and this one is pre

course, we can move this out if you had some other furniture to bring in here.

No, we don't.

Well, and there's... Great.

And how many bathrooms?

You know what? There's only one bathroom, but there is a half bath as

if you need another toilet for, you know, guests or something like that, but

only that one shower.

And then, of course, only the one bedroom, but I'm sure you guys will use

That's pretty nice.

You like it, honey?

It's fine, yeah.

Nice and basic.

Move a few things around.

Well, it has a great view, too. Take down the zebras.

We'll be good. You're going to take down our zebras?

Yeah, I don't know about the zebras, man.

It's kind of a fiery theme in here because wild things go on in here.

Uh -huh. Well, we're going to be taking down the zebras. Yeah, we're a little

tamer than that. Yeah, we'll be. Come on.

We'll probably just put up some pictures of our relatives.

What do you mean you're tame?

You know.

We're good Christian folk. This is so inappropriate.

Really? Well, good Christian folk create. I think we should go.

Other good Christian folk.

I don't like the Libra theme, actually.

I don't think we should get this apartment.

No, I mean, we could always just change around the decor.

You know, it's not that big. Honey, it's decor.

French word. Look at this walk -in closet over here, though. I mean, it's

fabulous.

I mean, it's pretty nice.

I don't walk in my closet, so I go and put clothes in the closet.

Yes, you have so many clothes.

Look how deep that thing is.

It's pretty good. Honey, you really could use a nice walk -in closet.

Get some of the crap out of our goddamn bedroom. And notice all the space down

here. Your shoes can go right there.

Now, it is fully wired for surround sound as well. And the TV does come with

What do you got on there? You got a cable direct TV?

You know, we have just full cable, but...

All those stations that we like. Yeah, you got a lot of sports stations.

Well, those too, but got some adult programming as well.

Oh, I don't know if we need any.

Do you have Exxon Mobile Masterpiece? I like my British dramas.

I'm sure we have that too. We also got the one with the... Do we have the

cooking channel? The cooking channel with the big, you know, big... You'd

the cooking channel. And I think our children...

Honey, what were you saying about the picture?

Dude, did I startle you or something? What's wrong?

What's up with her, man? Why is she all... You know, it's kind of freezing

season. Freezing season? It is freezing season.

And she's obviously frozen.

Frozen?

Yeah, like frozen, for real.

Check this out.

Frozen.

Whoa, soup.

Frozen? Frozen.

Wow. You know, we're not really that

Christian.

She's that Christian. Oh, my God. You know, she's frozen now, but

usually she's frigid.

This is a lot better.

So, given this state, what do you...

What do you think about, you know... Getting down with her, man? She puts out

maybe, like, once a couple months.

Well, I'll tell you something.

What I can see from her... I dropped out of medical school.

She needs a good frozen fuck.

Man, you're totally right, though. Dude, it's been seven fucking weeks

without... I mean, it's like, you don't even have sex anymore.

Holy shit. But what's up with... I don't know, it's frozen?

Like... What's going on here?

She's frozen. And let me tell you something. She will like it.

Think she demands it. And she won't remember shit.

And she won't wake up. She doesn't remember.

Nope. She's perfectly okay.

You'll like it.

Yeah, let's get her out of these clothes.

Oh, I'm working on it.

Oh, what an ass.

Oh, she is fine.

It's just a damn shame.

Sometimes she's a little crude. Hold her up a little bit. I want to get these

shoes off of her as well.

And get this skirt off.

You know, she loves these shoes, but you better believe the second she comes

home, it's just bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

I had to wear those goddamn shoes all fucking day.

She does it to herself.

Always with the damn shoes.

And it's like, honey, don't fucking wear them.

I gotta wear them. They make me look nice.

And of course, the second, you know, anybody showed her this kind of

she would just have a little freak out. Here, let me help you with that.

Got it.

Right? Mm -hmm.

That's why I married her.

She

wasn't always

like this, you know.

So you made her this way?

No, I don't know what the hell.

She got married and everything just went to shit. Back in college, she was wild.

Probably went and had kids.

This body doesn't feel like it's ever had kids.

Nope, none of those yet. Although that's probably going to happen sooner or

later.

Just one more thing for her to whine about.

Damn.

You can pretend like you'd like this too.

Oh, I know she does.

She probably never pleasures herself either, does she?

Nope. When I got to fucking masturbate and she never puts out.

She says thinning in front of God.

I remember when she used to thin in front of God all different kinds of

Just have to remind her a little bit.

Imagine what it'll be like when she's 40.

She'll be having nothing.

This freeze could be the best thing that's ever happened to her.

Hopefully it comes with the apartment.

No, but I do.

Alright.

Take my wife to the bed.

I think you need to warm her up a little bit. I can warm her up for sure.

You can lay her down.

I think you'll love living here.

Her hands slip.

I'm liking it already.

I

can

tell what these frozen girls when they like it.

And she's liking it.

A perfect body for this.

You like that, huh baby?

I think she's warmed up.

Why don't you try out our apartment here? There's great deals to be had,

especially with test drives.

Definitely.

I'll give you some room.

What? What's going on? What?

It's okay.

Were you doing this to me in this ungodly way?

Yeah, it was all his fault.

Bad. It was his fault. God is watching us. It was his fault. It's not his

You've done this to me before.

I think you're a pervert.

You too.

Fuck. Dude, how'd she unfreeze? You said it was a fucking freezing season.

Must be a warm front.