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And we have Jamie.

We have our husband, John.

Hi. Hello.

Look at the grin on John's face.

Are you going to watch your wife get screwed and you're happy about it?

I'm excited.

Are you? Mm -hmm. So tell me, why are you excited?

I've been wanting to do this for some time now, and I've finally taken the

All right. So you watch Screw My Wife, please?

Yep. How long have you guys been married?

About three years? About three years, yeah.

Where'd you meet?

Version Records.

And where do you live now?

We're from the Bay Area.

Oh.

And we like to go fishing.

You go fishing, huh? Yeah.

We're going to find out all their secrets here today.

So, does he like a dildo of his ass?

Um, no.

Oh, you're supposed to say yes just so we can kid about it.

Laugh about it? Yeah.

No, I would never take a dildo to take it up to them.

No? Well,

thanks, because he seems like a nice guy.

I hope the editor cuts out some of this.

So, you wanted to see a wife get screwed by a porn star?

I do.

And after which you're going to take her home and really screw her really good,

huh? That's right.

Better than normal?

Hopefully I'll get a good lesson.

So we got Eric John for you. Okay.

And he knows what to do.

I hope you get him.

I hope so.

John, you're not going to go post over anything on this, right?

I like to get that assurance in the very beginning just so I know how close I'm

going to hang out.

I want to be here if you're going to pull out an 1847.

No, you pressed me earlier.

I'm Christian.

Let's give this for Eric, John, and your quick.

Eric, we got Gene and John.

Very nice to meet you. You too. And I'm going to get out of your way. What's up,

guys?

Hi. Hi.

You look very nice today. Thank you. Are you excited about being here?

Absolutely.

Did you know we, uh, did it way too late?

Did it way too late?

Yeah, you're right.

I didn't grab my knife in the park.

So, this doesn't look any lower.

Oh, you must say it.

Show me.

You like that honey?

I do.

That's your wife Jack.

You proud of her?

Very proud of her.

We like that.

You're in charge, man. I'm going to stand over by the air conditioner.

What do you

think, man?

She's giving it her all.

Mmm.

You look good. Your wife smells as good.

How do you can go?

How do you can go?

Oh, that's really good when you do that.

John, you look like you're studying.

Do you have a pencil?

You're studying. You know, you and Gator are going to go at it later.

Hey,

hello.

Alright,

I think it's time. We're going to do some work.

Hey, John, now you know what your wife looks like from the front while you're

the back.

You like that?

Yeah, look at your husband.

Yeah.

There you go.

She has great legs, dude.

I'm doing it.

Can you see the action pretty good from there?

I can.

You must be so proud right now.

How are you feeling?

Do you like it? I love it.

Do you like it?

I love it.

You like it?

Very much.

How would you like it?

What?

What does it look like?

Looks like one of the best pornos I've ever seen.

Thanks, man.

Jump up here.

You may have seen this one.

Alright, you gotta trust me. You gotta lean right on me.

Oh, fuck.

Let me just stand up for you.

You know, I'll try this one. You get it back to the hotel.

It's dangerous at first.

Fucking grief, man.

Stand back up there.

Yeah, there you go. There you go.

There you go.

Listen to Him.

why I'm doing this and not working in Wall Street.

Thank you.

So.

So the little shy one is not really all that shy, is he?

You guys got to do me a favor. I used to be stationed in San Francisco at the

Presidio.

Why don't you take this shy one out on the middle span of the Golden Gate

and get her to give you a blowjob. Take pictures of it.

Email it to me.

Sounds good. Would you do it? How about you? Would you do that?

Sure.

I got a birthday coming up next month, so that'll be my birthday present.

Okay.

Somebody's got to wash her off, John. It ain't going to be me.

Sorry.