Original subtitles

Merry Christmas and a happy holiday.

Oh, look at these young men here. Are you being good boys now?

I'll see you Christmas Eve. Bye -bye.

Bye -bye for you, my man.

Merry Christmas. What do you want for Santa this year, young man?

A pipe. A pipe. Oh, you'll be good. We'll hope you get it. Okay.

And what do you want for Christmas, young lady?

A divorce.

Jordy?

Jordy?

Jordy?

You don't have to yell. I can hear you. I got an extra suitcase.

Whoopee.

Are you all packed for when it's work?

Try to show a little more enthusiasm, will you?

Mother, they don't even have a mall in Mayberry.

Mayville. And I didn't say there wasn't any mall there. I said there's a

possibility there wasn't any.

Don't you realize how frightening that is to a teenager?

There's lots of other interesting things to do in Mayville, Julie.

Well, at least I'll have cable.

Cable?

They don't have cable.

I'm not sure.

We're moving to a place where there's no mall and no cable?

Who is this?

It's your favorite lawyer.

Hi. Merry Christmas. You're officially divorced.

I guess Santa took me seriously.

Here, let me make sure you're doing the right thing.