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After a recent string of setbacks,
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things were finally starting
to look up for young Zo-Zo.
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I'd successfully held down
a job at the bookstore
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for two weeks
and only called in sick twice.
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Shout-out to my work ethic!
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And I'd even complied with their
basic-ass khakis dress code.
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I was officially on my way
to financial freedom.
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Well, not exactly freedom.
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But at least like
a halfway house situation.
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But that wasn't all.
My academics had also improved.
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After all the hard work it took
to get my life back on track,
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not to mention getting
my car back from Dad,
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I decided it was time to reward myself
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with a weekend devoted to self-care.
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And as much as I deserved it,
my girls needed it even more.
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With Ana having her Aaron problems,
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and Nomi's situation
with Professor Hewson,
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I decided to take the MLK weekend...
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...and get out of town for a girls'
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self-care retreat.
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Whoo!
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And where better to do that
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than at my parents' empty house.
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Ladies... welcome to serenity.
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Psh.
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More like paradise.
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M'lady.
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M'nightmare.
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new every day ♪
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♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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- ♪ I'm grown ♪
- ♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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What are you doing here?!
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And why in the world
did you not go skiing
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with the rest of the family?
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You may not realize it, Zoey,
but it is exhausting
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being our baby brother's
primary caregiver.
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Sometimes, I need
a break from skin-to-skin,
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and so does Devante.
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Whatever. Please just do not
bother us this weekend.
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Okay, Zoey! I see you!
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Come through, Johnsons!
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You know, I'm almost not mad at you
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for making us miss
the Martin Luther King Parade
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for the first time in our lives.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Zo, I thought that you said
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you grew up wealthy, but I mean,
are these floors even heated?
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Ladies! Welcome!
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Please, make yourselves at home.
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There are plenty of beds for everyone.
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I mean, obviously, you are
welcome to crash with me,
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assuming that you're not
allergic to spider silk.
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Um... can I actually talk to you
alone for a second?
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Night... mare.
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Junior. Sweet, sweet Junior.
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How do I say this gently?
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You know, me and you,
we shared one drunken,
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sweaty night on the dance floor,
and you made it rain on me,
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but, uh, that's pretty much
where it ends.
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You know, you're my girl's
brother, and I...
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I just don't want this
to become a... a "thing."
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Say no more.
I can read between the lines.
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- Okay.
- You're afraid I'll hurt you.
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Plus dating a single parent
isn't for everyone.
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You are not Devante's father!
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Spider silk.
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I'm disturbed.
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Okay. Yeah.
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It's all taken care of.
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Great! Well, in that case...
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we are here this weekend
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to cleanse our mind, body, and soul.
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Excuse me. I know Jesus.
My soul stays clean.
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Okay, well, that means no phones
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or social media,
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and definitely no alcohol,
drugs, or junk food.
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Well, I'm sorry,
but I'm not going through
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this breakup without carbs.
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Do you have spaghetti
that I can dip this in?
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Honey, it wasn't, like,
really a breakup.
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- Yeah.
- You're right.
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I don't even get the dignity
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of a breakup title because I didn't even
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get the relationship!
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Uh, well, this...
this here is exactly why
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this weekend is so important.
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We need to heal ourselves
because no one else will.
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Right. So how exactly does
the healing happen?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Good question.
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By treating ourselves well,
clearing our heads,
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and relaxing, which actually brings me
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to our first self-care activity.
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Ooh!
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Adult coloring books.
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Ugh, white-people shit.
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And on MLK weekend.
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Mnh-mnh.
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Hi, it's me, Aaron.
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I'm a part of the Hawkins Brotherhood.
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While we here at Cal U enjoy
beautiful, well-kept facilities,
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our surrounding community
isn't so fortunate.
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There's no net here.
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How do you know if you
make it or not, you know? So...
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But we want to give these kids
the park they deserve.
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Uh, so, let's clean up
this park and pass...
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a long-lasting legacy.
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[Bleep]
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There you have it.
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There you have it. You guys feel that?
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That is why we are here.
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We have four regulation
basketball courts
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here in these privileged walls of Cal U,
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but the kids on the next block
don't even have a net...
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to put on their hoop.
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So, I want us to dig deep,
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and let's show these kids
that Titans care!
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We're taking donations right here.
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So, uh, yeah.
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We Titans care! All right, whoo!
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All right.
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Play the music, play the music.
Thank you. Enjoy yourselves.
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- What do you guys think?
- Call the cops, man!
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We murdered that video.
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Don't call anyone yet.
We didn't murder anything, okay?
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We still need donations.
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What are we looking like on that?
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$50... $50.
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Are you kidding me? That's it?! Guys...
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Bro, yo, give it some time, playboy.
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Yo, this joint's just getting started.
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Doug, I need you circulating,
getting this conversation started.
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We need donations.
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Vivek, this music... What is it? Wrong.
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We need something that makes
people want to give.
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Like, uh, Gucci Mane or,
um... Michael McDonald.
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- Gotcha.
- All right.
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As for me, it's go time.
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Ma'am!
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Oh, isn't this so soothing?
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No, it's whack.
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I did not miss the MLK parade
to color dumbass mermaids.
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We need some drinks.
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Look what I brought!
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Yes! Let's celebrate these civil rights.
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What? N-No! Guys, this weekend is
not about celebrating civil rights.
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Huh?
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And that sounded rough. Um, it is.
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But it is also about celebrating us.
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What kind of dry and dusty
celebration is this?
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I am bored as hell.
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- Yeah.
- Yes!
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- Excuse me.
- I will get the cups!
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Aw, y'all, we're gonna do
the ASMR videos next.
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"Dear Diary, Steve Newcomb
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is def the Lupe Fiasco
of our middle school.
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His Vines are like so on fleek!"
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Oh, my God. Where did you get that?
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I don't know, some random, sealed box
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that had your name on it
and said "do not open."
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- No. Well, guess what.
- Hmm?
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My diary is not for public consumption.
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Respect my privacy.
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Oh, come on!
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You have us locked up
in this bougie subdivision
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with no phones, no TV, and no [bleep].
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Let us have some fun.
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#self-care.
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- Fine.
- Yes.
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But I... will be doing the reading.
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- Okay.
- Yes!
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Oh, my God, this one.
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"Dear Diary, I can't believe my mom came
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to the roller rink
where Steve Newcomb and I
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were couple skating.
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O.M.G., tonight my life
literally ended."
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So what happened?
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Well, okay, all I did
was borrow a jacket
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she already told me I couldn't,
but I mean, it was so dope...
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like, big, white collar,
striped, couture, you know?
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Okay, that's baby bullshit
compared to what happened
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with Sky when she wrote
down about her first
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oral sex experience in her diary.
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- Wait, how old were you?!
- Okay, hold on.
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Okay, I thought it meant just
talking about sex, okay?
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So one day, ashy-backed Gerald...
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...decided to tell the whole
class a sex story during recess,
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and then I went home
and wrote in my diary
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that I'd had oral sex
with ashy-backed Gerald...
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Wait for it.
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...and then our dad read it.
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- Ohh!
- Oh, my gosh.
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- That's so embarrassing!
- Are you serious?
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Whoa!
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Sorry for the interruption,
ladies, but I just worked out.
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Please try not to stare.
You might hurt your eyes.
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Ignore him.
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Um, oh, wait, guys. Listen to this.
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This one is hilarious. Um...
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"Dear Diary, Hailey
thinks she is so friggin' cool
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with her rose gold iPod Touch..."
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"...but I don't even care
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because while she's making
Harlem Shake videos,
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I'm over here setting goals."
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"By the time I'm 20,
I'll have my own blog..."
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Well, I had a makeup vlog in,
like, high school,
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so chiggity check!
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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"...I'll start my own fashion label..."
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You didn't do that.
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"...which Frank Ocean
will wear in one of his videos
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for like his fifth album..."
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That definitely didn't happen.
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"I cannot wait to leave L.A.
the moment I turn 18
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and take the world by storm.
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I know it'll be difficult
juggling being a college student
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and having a fashion career,
but I know I can do it."
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Oh, Zoey, you know
what else you didn't do?
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- Hmm?
- Any of that!
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Sorry, Diary. But you did eventually get
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an iPod Touch... that I broke, so...
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Reading "Young Zoey's"
dreams and realizing
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how short "College Zoey" had
fallen of accomplishing them,
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it became clear I didn't
deserve to be rewarded at all.
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What are you doing, Zo? You okay?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Look at all this stuff...
ribbons and good grades
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and birthday cards from my dad
to his favorite child.
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This was me less than three
years ago, and I...
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I just... I just feel embarrassed.
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Like, how did I get so far off track?
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Okay, Zoey, step away from the box.
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Sit down. It's okay.
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Embarrassment is being
dumped on your own balcony
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by a guy you're not even
in a relationship with.
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I would've jumped. Or pushed his ass.
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Either way, somebody would've wound up
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- on that street.
- Yeah.
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Okay, but I'm working at a bookstore.
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That has nothing... zero...
to do with fashion.
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I totally get starting at
the bottom... it's necessary...
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but this isn't even the right bottom.
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Like, I should be so much further ahead.
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I get it. I thought I'd be some
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00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,868
Olympic gold medalist by now.
253
00:11:06,901 --> 00:11:08,703
And Sky would at least be bronze.
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Your mama's bronze.
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00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,873
All right, you guys,
we need to relax here.
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We're 19, okay? We have plenty of time
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to establish our careers
and our love lives.
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00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:20,882
Well... you can say that, Nomi,
because you're good.
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You have straight A's.
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No financial pressures.
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No relationship drama.
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Oh, my God, come on.
You guys are acting like
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00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,022
I live this charmed life with, like,
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heated floors and organic applesauce.
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00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:34,394
Okay, I have... I have things
that I'm dealing with.
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00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,998
- Like what?!
- Name one. Just one.
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Like I'm dating Professor Hewson.
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00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,703
- What?!
- Huh?
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00:11:42,737 --> 00:11:44,872
- Huh?
- Hold on. What?!
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Who?
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00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,510
How's it looking?
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Horrible. Got it.
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Uh, excuse me, fellas.
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Hey, not to interrupt, uh...
I don't know if you saw me.
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I'm Aaron, the dude
from the video earlier...
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00:11:58,219 --> 00:12:00,588
well-directed, well-acted...
and I was just asking, uh,
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if you'd be willing to donate to
these kids in our community, man.
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00:12:02,857 --> 00:12:04,826
It would help out a lot,
and I see your kicks,
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00:12:04,859 --> 00:12:06,359
so I know you got it. All right?
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Yeah, I'm wit' it.
Love what you're doing.
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Really? Thank you.
That means a lot, bro.
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Guys, you see what I'm talking about?
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This man, um...
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- Mauricio.
- ...Mau... Mauricio
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is stepping up and being the change
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that he wants to see in the world.
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00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,844
Now, Mauricio just
generously donated to us...
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$5. $5?
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00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:27,047
What are these kids supposed
to do with $5?
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00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,249
Um, I said "be the change,"
not "give me change."
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- Do you wanna up this...
- Bro, relax.
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On top of that $5, I paid $10 to get in.
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Fall back.
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Fall back.
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00:12:36,157 --> 00:12:37,557
How about you fall back on my drinks?
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00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,926
I've seen you drink
at least $30 worth of Cuban rum,
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00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,195
but all you can give these kids is $5?
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That's the type of man you are?
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Man [bleep] you and them kids.
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00:12:45,012 --> 00:12:46,190
- Who you talking to?
- Chill.
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00:12:46,215 --> 00:12:47,541
- Y'all better get your boy!
- No, who you talking to?!
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00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,362
He don't know 'Ricio.
Like, for real, for real.
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00:12:49,387 --> 00:12:50,947
No, you know what?
All y'all drinking and eating
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00:12:50,972 --> 00:12:54,541
for free, you don't give
a damn about the community!
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00:12:54,575 --> 00:12:57,244
Is Professor Hewson the one
who called you a misogynist?
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You called me a misogynist.
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00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,915
- Yeah.
- Hold up, is that how you got
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00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,883
an "A" in that class
while I've been busy
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00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,619
busting my ass over this
boring feminism propaganda?
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No. I got an "A" because
I'm an "A" student.
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And we didn't even start dating
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until the semester was over... ish.
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Even so, she's still the professor,
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and you're the student.
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00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,299
You don't think that's
a messed-up power dynamic?
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00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,903
Is it? They're two consenting adults.
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00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:24,305
- Yeah.
- With a 20-year age difference!
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00:13:24,338 --> 00:13:26,240
So what? It works out for Sarah Paulson
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00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,908
and whatever old lady she's dating.
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00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,243
And can you imagine
how wrong it would feel
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00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:33,314
if she was a 40-year-old male professor?
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00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,683
But she's not, and a lot of things
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00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,287
would be different if
the genders were reversed.
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00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,922
Guys, I honestly think it's fine.
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00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,490
Well, how do you feel?
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00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,458
You've just been sitting here
quiet the whole time.
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00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,995
I mean, I'm sure you have
something to say.
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00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,864
Mm-hmm.
329
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:52,300
I already know how Zoey feels.
330
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:53,301
- Yeah.
- How?
331
00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:55,837
What? Wait, you told her?
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00:13:57,805 --> 00:13:59,507
Not exactly.
333
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,983
Wow! We are the most
secret-keeping group of bitches
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00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,618
I have ever met.
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00:14:11,752 --> 00:14:13,054
I'm proud of us.
336
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:16,623
Okay, fine, you know what? I-I think...
337
00:14:16,657 --> 00:14:20,161
I think that Nomi
is an amazing human being,
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00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:23,130
and I honestly trust
whatever she chooses
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00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:24,565
is right for her.
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00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:27,335
And that's Professor Hewson.
341
00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:29,003
- Wow.
- Yeah.
342
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,304
Thank you, Zoey.
343
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,404
Of course.
344
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,874
But I still think that telling
the both of you was a big mistake.
345
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,642
You guys are honestly being harsher
346
00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:37,711
than Paige even predicted you would be.
347
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:41,181
Okay, you know, no judgment,
Nomi, just pure curiosity.
348
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:44,730
Like, what led you to smashing
our gross old-lady professor?
349
00:14:44,755 --> 00:14:46,586
Okay, you're gross, first of all,
350
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,255
and Paige is amazing, okay?
351
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,657
And we have a real connection.
352
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,360
She's smart, and she's interesting,
353
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,062
and she's given me
so much great life advice.
354
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,998
I mean, she's the reason
why I was honest
355
00:14:58,032 --> 00:15:00,100
and finally came out
to my parents, okay?
356
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,903
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm really happy for you.
357
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,071
Thank you.
358
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,507
I'ma pray for you.
359
00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:09,075
Yeah, you know what?
This is exactly why Paige
360
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,378
told me not to say
anything, because people
361
00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:12,513
- are narrow-minded.
- Okay, fine.
362
00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:14,047
I'ma pray for Paige's old ass, too.
363
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,916
Mm-hmm. God is good.
364
00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:17,051
I need to smoke.
365
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,585
- I need a drink.
- I need spaghetti.
366
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:19,719
Are you serious?
367
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,254
Okay.
368
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:38,104
We're just six hours into
my self-care weekend,
369
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,974
and it's already a total bust.
370
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:44,277
Per usual, yet another one
of my well-intentioned goals
371
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,247
just dies a-a painful...
372
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,582
Oh, my God!
373
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,350
Uh!
374
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,486
- Oh, my God!
- What happened?
375
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,157
Excuse you! What?!
376
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,960
I thought we were practicing self-care.
377
00:15:58,993 --> 00:16:00,628
Hmm.
378
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,501
- Don't worry about them.
- Okay.
379
00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:09,904
Wow.
380
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,072
Wow.
381
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,707
Wow!
382
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:19,013
I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty happy that
383
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:22,083
the heat about inappropriate
relationships is off me.
384
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,450
Oh.
385
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:26,921
What?
386
00:16:26,954 --> 00:16:28,989
She's the one who brought up
self-care at me,
387
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,791
and I was just trying to stay on theme.
388
00:16:33,027 --> 00:16:34,195
Wha...
389
00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:36,763
It is not funny, guys!
390
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,099
- I'm sorry.
- It's kinda funny.
391
00:16:38,132 --> 00:16:39,333
I do not know
392
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,268
what the hell is
so amusing about all this!
393
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,171
I mean, I just watched my little brother
394
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,007
and one of my best friends in the tub
395
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,009
doing God knows what to your feet!
396
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,009
Oh, I can tell you.
397
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,878
No!
398
00:16:50,911 --> 00:16:52,880
Ugh! You know what?
399
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,681
Self-care weekend is officially over,
400
00:16:54,715 --> 00:16:57,785
so y'all can do whatever you
wanna do because I have failed.
401
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,819
Listen, okay, you made a valiant effort,
402
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,789
but you can't just carve out
a weekend and then suddenly
403
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,058
- expect everything to be solved.
- Mm-hmm.
404
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:07,293
Yeah, Zoey, it's like how
you are with your curls.
405
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,628
It just doesn't happen overnight.
406
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,196
- It's a process.
- Mm-hmm.
407
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,666
First you start off
by trimming off the dead ends,
408
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,234
then you gotta find the right products,
409
00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:16,170
then you pineapple it at night,
410
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,071
and then you plunk it in the morning.
411
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,408
It's about maintenance.
Just like self-care.
412
00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:23,177
Yeah, you practice
a little bit of it every day.
413
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,678
And, you know, you can't
get curl and life goals
414
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,915
in one weekend.
415
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,483
Wow, you're right.
416
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,518
Well, you know what? I just wish
you would've told me that
417
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,487
before I spent my last check
on those coloring books.
418
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,424
I said I wanted spaghetti!
419
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,757
Yes.
420
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,592
Should we have, um, spaghetti and wine?
421
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,862
- I would really love that.
- Spaghetti and wine!
422
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,497
Spaghetti and wine!
423
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,166
Spaghetti and wine!
424
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,735
Yo, bro, you need to
calm that down, man.
425
00:17:48,769 --> 00:17:50,905
Real talk, you don't want
problems with 'Ricio.
426
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,174
This can't just be about
Mauricio and that dumb donation.
427
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,774
No, it's not just that, okay?
428
00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:57,211
It's the fact that I...
I've been busy being an R.A.,
429
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:00,214
I've been busy partying, and
this whole Zoey and Ana thing.
430
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,082
You know?
This is the first time this year
431
00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:04,218
that I've done a fundraiser,
and I couldn't even get a stack
432
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,020
to help clean up a park, you know?
433
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:09,389
I've... I just feel
like I've lost focus.
434
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:11,592
Hey, come on, man.
435
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,963
Don't be so hard on yourself, man.
436
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,197
Look.
437
00:18:17,231 --> 00:18:19,532
I think if you take
a look at this total,
438
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:23,137
you'll see you surpassed your goal.
439
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,938
Are you serious? You... You did this?
440
00:18:24,972 --> 00:18:27,041
Yeah, man! You inspired me!
441
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,109
Yeah, I see you out here doing
your little activism thing,
442
00:18:29,143 --> 00:18:30,277
and I admire that.
443
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,746
And plus, I'm a very successful
drug dealer, you know.
444
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,216
I am genuinely touched, man. Thank you.
445
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:39,119
All right, cute,
but y'all wanna wrap this up?
446
00:18:39,153 --> 00:18:40,921
We're sitting ducks out here.
447
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,224
Big 'Ricio never forgets, man.
448
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:46,060
Man, will you chill, please?
Nobody's worried about Big 'Ricio.
449
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,094
- Hold up.
- What?
450
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,664
Why does that Jetta
not have his headlights on?
451
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,834
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
452
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:57,771
So, in some weird way,
the self-care weekend
453
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,273
had actually turned out to be a success.
454
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:04,311
We didn't need all the coloring
books, tea, or clean eating.
455
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:06,846
Apparently, we just
needed some quality time
456
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,082
to purge some of our secrets.
457
00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:11,185
And a good laugh at my brother's expense.
458
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:12,519
There we go!
459
00:19:15,438 --> 00:19:19,160
"Dear Diary, if I had to pick
one thing to do
460
00:19:19,193 --> 00:19:21,829
for my 14th birthday party,
it would be to raid
461
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,264
my mother's closet and do a fashion show
462
00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:25,366
with my best friends."
463
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:29,869
Here it is... the infamous jacket.
464
00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,372
- This woman throws nothing away.
- Oh, my God.
465
00:19:31,405 --> 00:19:33,941
Oh, my gosh. Dude, your mom's clothes
466
00:19:33,974 --> 00:19:35,309
are so sick.
467
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,511
I know. I mean,
this jacket was almost worth
468
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,345
the roller-rink humiliation.
469
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,680
Oh, yeah.
470
00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:42,816
Huh?
471
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,952
- Wh...
- You guys...
472
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,820
You know what we should do?
473
00:19:49,156 --> 00:19:50,191
Yes, please.
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