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* Ain't got no trouble with my life *
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* No foolish dream to make me cry *
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* I'm never frighted or worried *
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* I know I'll always get by
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* I heat up
* Heat up
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* I cool down
* Cool down
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* When something gets in my way *
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* I go around it
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* Don't let life get me down
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* Gonna take it the
way that I found it *
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* I got the music in me
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* I got the music in me
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* I got the music in me
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* I got the music in me
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* I got the music in me
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* I got the music in me *
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Hey, girlie girl where you going?
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What, you got some dolls?
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Ow, mama.
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* I got the music in me
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* I got the music in me
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* I got the music in me, yeah
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* I got the music in me
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* I got the music in me
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* I got the music in me
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* Feel funky, feel good
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* Gonna tell ya
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* I'm in the neighborhood *
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Take these pants, 50 cents.
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Want this dress?
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Hey chicky?
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What?
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Is this the little faggot that lives
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downstairs from you?
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Hey girlie boy, where you going?
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Hi, Chicky.
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Is this a girl or a boy?
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I don't know, pull his pants down
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let's see what he's got.
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No way I'm touching that nasty thing.
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You'd get cooties for life.
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Oh!
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Shit, this little
faggot plays with dolls.
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Oh, shove it up his ass.
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Nasty ass fag likes it up the ass.
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Please don't.
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Hey, leave that boy alone.
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What? That's no boy it's an it.
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* You're freak, you little it
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* You know what that means
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* You got some nasty ass things *
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* Going on in your jeans
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* You ain't no girl
you sure ain't no male *
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* You're just a freaky in betweener *
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* Who never gets nailed
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* You're freak kid
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* You're freaking us out
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* You girlie boy, girlie boy
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* You got a pansy ass vibe
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* From your head to your feet
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* Get off our street
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* It's you who are the freaks
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* He's just a little boy
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* Little boy
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* You think you're tough guys
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* Go pick on someone
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* Your own damn size
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* You're a freak kid,
you're freaking us out *
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* You girlie boy
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* You look like an it
from your head to your feet *
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* Get off our street
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* You're a freak kid
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* You're freaking us out
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* You girlie boy
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* Got a pansy ass vibe
from your head to your feet *
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* Get off our street *
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Scottie, what are you doing in there.
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You're not messing with
my pills again, are you?
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I have to take these, doctor's orders.
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Oh my god, what did you do?
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You cut your beautiful hair.
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I don't wanna look like a girl.
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Oh, my poor baby.
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Oh, my god, your eyelashes, too.
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All right, I will fix it for you.
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It's okay mom, now I
look more like Jimmy,
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you know, before he got sick and died.
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Scottie, you are perfect.
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You are my perfect little boy, hmm?
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Okay boy, now get up under there
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and clean the bottom.
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I don't want to, dad,
it's too small down there.
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Too small, are you
fucking kidding me boy?
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I bet a little sissy boy like
you'd fit under there easy.
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I don't want to.
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He don't wanna, now
you're gonna clean it
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with a toothbrush.
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When I was in the service I cleaned
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the whole latrine with a toothbrush.
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It made a man outta me.
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Carol, Carol.
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Fetch me a toothbrush, I'm gonna make
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a man outta Scottie here.
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You don't wanna ruin
a nice, new toothbrush
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on a dirty old car.
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Well Scott, you've been
with us for a whole week now.
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How do you like it here?
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It's good.
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Uh-huh, I'm sure you
wanna go home soon.
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Oh, no, no, no I really like it here.
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What do you like about it?
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Well, the nurses are real nice.
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I like the way the sheets smell
and everything is so clean.
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I like the food...
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We need to talk a little
bit about why you're here.
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It's a very lovely decoration.
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Is it American Indian?
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It's supposed to be but it's probably
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made in Taiwan.
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Must be pretty special to you.
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Nah, I just like the way it looks.
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My dad gave it to me.
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He's part Cherokee and part Black Foot
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and some other tribe.
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You went to visit him recently.
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Yeah, but I hated it there.
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He's so big and mean
and he drinks too much.
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Scott, you mother told us
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that you threatened to kill yourself.
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I didn't mean it.
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When a child threatens to hurt himself
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we adults have to take
it very seriously.
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What made you feel like you
had to hurt yourself, Scott?
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Was it something that
happened during the break in?
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Nothing happened, it's
I just told Doris my mom
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that I'd kill myself if
she didn't stop drinking
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and, you know, taking pills.
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Why do you call your mother Doris?
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'Cause that's her name.
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You love your mother
very much, don't you?
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Yeah, she's kind of
like my best friend.
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I just get scared sometimes
that something bad
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will happen to her.
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That's why I said that.
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We really can't send you home Scott
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until we know that you're
going to be safe there.
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I feel safe here.
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I'm glad to hear that.
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And, we certainly
want you to feel safe
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when you get home.
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You know, I don't feel that safe.
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I do think about killing
myself sometimes.
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I don't think you should send me home
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I wouldn't be safe there.
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Hey, hi Scott how's lunch?
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- Great.
- Good.
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Hi Katie, do you wanna watch TV?
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Oh, the Robins Family
Singers, I love them.
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I wanted to change my
hairdo for our final number
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but I didn't have time.
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Barry kept hogging the mirror.
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A guy's gotta look good
for his fans, Janine.
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But Barry, I'm supposed
to be the pretty one.
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I thought we agreed
you were the brains
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and I was the beauty.
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You got it wrong, Barry.
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I'm the brains and the beauty.
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You've got brains,
beauty, and a lot of soul.
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Let's sing it.
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* This little light of mine
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* I'm gonna let it shine
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* This little light of mine
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* I'm gonna let it shine
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* This little light of mine
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* I'm gonna let it shine
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* Let it shine, let
it shine, let it shine *
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* Let it shine, let it
shine, let it shine *
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* This little light of mine
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* I'm gonna let it shine
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* This little light of mine
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* I'm gonna let it shine
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* This little light of mine
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* I'm gonna let it shine
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* Let it shine, let
it shine, let it shine *
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* Everywhere I go I'm
gonna let it shine *
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* Everywhere I go I'm
gonna let it shine *
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* Everywhere I go I'm
gonna let it shine *
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* Let it shine, let it
shine, let it shine *
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Uncle Gene.
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Callie baby, come here.
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How's my girl, hmm?
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So, where's the gang?
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Mom's in the living room with Scottie.
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Where's your sister?
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I think she went
somewhere with Anthony.
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Really?
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I thought we told her
not to hang with him.
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Hmm?
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- Hey Uncle Gene.
- Hey.
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Look what I made you.
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Oh,
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Mister man.
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That is the most beautiful
picture I have ever seen
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and I'm gonna hang it in my bedroom
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where I can see as soon
as wake up everyday.
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Gene you want a drink?
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Callie, fix Uncle Gene a screwdriver.
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Whoa, no thanks sis.
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Cathy's expecting me home.
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I just dripped by to
have a little chat
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with this little man.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho.
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Come here, have a seat.
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Now listen mister man
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I'm performing next Friday
for the Jerry Lewis benefit.
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Wow.
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And, I thought I'd take you with me.
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You know that little
routine I taught you?
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How'd you like to perform it with me?
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Oh boy.
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And, I think, I think
we can persuade them
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to let you sing a
solo all by yourself.
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What do you say?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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That is wonderful.
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Oh boy, I can't wait.
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Scottie, Scottie
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what song do you think
you'd like to sing?
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The one by Captain and Tennille.
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He loves that song.
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He always drives us nuts singing it.
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Which one do you mean?
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* I never wanted, I never wanted
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* To touch a man
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* The way that I wanna touch you*
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Well, that's kind of a song
for a female vocalist, hmm?
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Can you think another one?
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Well, he does love that song.
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Well, here's the thing
mister, now we don't want
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anyone to think you're funny.
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You know, trying to be funny
singing a song like that.
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Hey, Uncle Gene, why
don't you change the lyrics?
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Hmm, hmm.
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* I never wanted to touch a girl.
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Could you sing it like that, Scottie?
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- He can sing anything.
- You bet I can.
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Come here.
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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We really appreciate that.
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Now, ladies and gentleman I hope you
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brought your checkbooks
because tonight,
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tonight we gotta priceless
act to lay on you.
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Please give a real warm
welcome to my nephew,
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little Scottie Townsend.
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* Come on over here Mister Man
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* Now don't be shy, you hear
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* Mister Man
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* You're so young
and dear Mister Man *
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* You've got to be sincere
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* Mister Man
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* There's nothing that I fear
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* Uncle Gene
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* I love the life you lead
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* Uncle Gene
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* I wanna dance and sing
267
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* Uncle Gene
268
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:51,138
* And want to be on the screen
269
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* Uncle Gene
270
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Come here, take a bow, come on.
271
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Take another bow.
272
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Wasn't this kiddo great?
273
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Wonderful, wonderful darling.
274
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Would you like to
see the kid do another
275
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all by himself, huh?
276
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Hit it.
277
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,557
* I never wanted
278
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:48,861
* I never wanted to touch a girl *
279
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:53,065
* The way that I want to touch you *
280
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,304
* I never wanted
281
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:01,608
* I never wanted to love a girl *
282
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:05,812
* The way that I want to love you *
283
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,048
* You are sunshine
284
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,150
* You are shadows
285
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,119
* You are morning
286
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,488
* You are night
287
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,757
* You are hard times
288
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,826
* You are good times
289
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,628
* You are darkness
290
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,331
* You are light
291
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,400
* I never wanted
292
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:31,638
* I never wanted to touch a man *
293
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:35,842
* That I way that I wanna touch you *
294
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,179
* I never wanted
295
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:44,150
* I never wanted to love a man
296
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:48,555
* The way that I wanna love you **
297
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:56,128
Oops, give mister
man, Scottie Townsend,
298
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,531
a round of applause, huh?
299
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,102
Come on mister man,
300
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,137
you've gotta take a bow.
301
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,918
Scottie, look at me.
302
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,520
You were wonderful.
303
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,123
- No.
- You were wonderful.
304
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:28,961
Come here, come here.
305
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:34,467
I'm so sorry, I thought
this was the men's bathroom.
306
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,715
This is totally vomitaceous.
307
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,419
Is that even a real word?
308
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,387
All I know is I'd
rather torch this thing
309
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,855
than paint it.
310
00:20:55,888 --> 00:21:00,259
I don't know, I think it's
kind of sweet, you know?
311
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,695
Let's just hope no one in
the audience has diabetes.
312
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:07,900
Yeah.
313
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,472
It's Moonie and Junie, perfect.
314
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,674
Give the people what they want.
315
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,208
Kids, can you wrap it up for a while?
316
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:19,512
Laura needs to practice
her big number.
317
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,716
Got a little paint on ya.
318
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,353
Yes.
319
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:40,633
* I don't know how to love him
320
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:46,706
* I don't see why he moves me
321
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,977
* He's a man
322
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,912
I'm sorry Miss Freeman,
I guess I just need
323
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,581
to practice a little more.
324
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:58,485
Laura, maybe this song is
a little ambitious for you.
325
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,119
Mister Malone is there
a less challenging
326
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,454
song you could recommend?
327
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,122
But, I really wanna sing this song.
328
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,525
It's my mother's favorite.
329
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,795
She just has to watch the
pauses and where she breathes.
330
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:09,962
It's not that hard.
331
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,598
What's your name?
332
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:13,833
Scott.
333
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,502
Are you a singer?
334
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,937
I sang with my Uncle Gene
a few times with his band
335
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,038
the Top Dogs.
336
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,576
We did like fund raisers and parties.
337
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:25,745
Maybe he should sing the song.
338
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,279
Very funny.
339
00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:29,516
Well, maybe he could show me.
340
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,551
Do you know the song, Scott?
341
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:32,519
You bet I do.
342
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,120
It's Jesus Christ Superstar.
343
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,989
My mom bought me the
record, it's so good.
344
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,291
Come on, show us how you can sing it.
345
00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:42,695
I don't think that is a good idea.
346
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,967
How's the key.
347
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,968
Can I have it lower.
348
00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,739
A little bit more.
349
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,809
That's better, thank you.
350
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:01,213
* I don't know how
351
00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:03,750
* to love him
352
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:10,022
* What to do, how to move him
353
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:15,094
* I've been changed
354
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:18,731
* Yes, really changed
355
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:21,901
* In these past few days
356
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:25,972
* When I've seen myself
357
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:29,576
* I seem like someone else
358
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:36,816
* I don't know how to take this *
359
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:43,890
* I don't see why he moves me
360
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:48,227
* He's a man
361
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,598
* He's just a man
362
00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:55,802
* And I've had so many men before *
363
00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:01,474
* In very many ways
364
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:07,179
* He's just one boy
365
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:12,251
* Should I bring him down
366
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,021
* Should I scream and shout
367
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:18,024
* Should I speak of love
368
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,760
* Let my feelings out
369
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:24,964
* I never thought I'd come to this *
370
00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:31,671
* What's it all about
371
00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:33,606
He's fantastic, isn't he?
372
00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:41,614
I could never sing like that,
373
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,950
but thank you, you're amazing.
374
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,018
For our Fall production
I am going to look for
375
00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:49,789
a musical with a strong
male lead just for you.
376
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:50,690
Wow.
377
00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:52,358
Just for you.
378
00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:00,533
Thanks Tasha.
379
00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:01,568
Do your Michael thing.
380
00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:02,869
Yeah, go on do it.
381
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,103
Do it.
382
00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:08,474
I can't, I can't do it
in front of everybody.
383
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,611
Who Chicky? I'll kick his fucking ass.
384
00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:14,480
Move it or we'll kick
your ass motherfucker.
385
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,683
I'll fuck you up, bitch.
386
00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:31,631
Go on, girlfriend.
387
00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:37,203
Can I have a beat or something.
388
00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:39,806
Okay.
389
00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:43,610
Come on.
390
00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:04,196
Woo.
391
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:18,811
Come on.
392
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,584
He's got a thing, do that thing.
393
00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,521
Woo.
394
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:36,128
Keep it girlfriend.
395
00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:43,002
Jump in.
396
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:51,310
Cher was absolutely divine.
397
00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:53,713
I mean, that girl can do anything.
398
00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:55,547
The woman is a living goddess.
399
00:26:55,581 --> 00:26:57,583
And, did you see her in Silkwood?
400
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,486
I mean, she made a pretty
convincing lesbian.
401
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,321
No she didn't her pants were too high
402
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:04,156
and her hair was all wrong.
403
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,725
It must have killed her
to get rid of her nails.
404
00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:09,561
Oh, I doubt that,
she's a serious actress.
405
00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:12,531
Well, she's got that
deadpan comic thing down.
406
00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:15,334
"Charlotte, I know you're
planning a celibate life
407
00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:18,304
"but with half my chromosomes
I think it's gonna be tough."
408
00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:21,573
Oh, my god, you sound just like Cher.
409
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:24,376
Thank you, I can sing like her, too.
410
00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:25,244
Oh?
411
00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:27,446
* Take me home
412
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,949
* Take me home
413
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:33,052
* Wanna to feel you close to me *
414
00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:35,587
You could make a ton of
money impersonating her.
415
00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:38,057
I probably could, right?
416
00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:39,692
And, I could use the
money because Christopher
417
00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:40,927
is a total cheapskate.
418
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,330
Oh my god, Scott,
I've got a great idea.
419
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,735
I have to go to P-town
tomorrow and my friend Richie
420
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:52,538
runs a drag show up
there so come with me
421
00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:56,008
and maybe you could audition for him.
422
00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:58,277
Well, Christopher's got a gallery show
423
00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:00,046
in New York tomorrow.
424
00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,282
He'd probably freak if
he knew I was auditioning
425
00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:07,486
for a drag show, but what he
don't know won't hurt 'em.
426
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,256
* Take me home
427
00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:13,025
* Take me home
428
00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:16,428
* Wanna feel you close to me
429
00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:18,397
* Take me home
430
00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:21,133
* Take me home
431
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,780
Dominic, what's going on my friend?
432
00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:38,150
- How's everything?
- Excellent.
433
00:28:38,184 --> 00:28:41,320
Oh my god, yo, who's
your adorable friend?
434
00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:45,257
Oh, he's not just
my friend he's a star.
435
00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:03,375
He's got a nice build,
436
00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:07,046
and his face is lovely, too.
437
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:08,714
And, you should hear him sing.
438
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,550
He sounds exactly like Cher.
439
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:15,187
Come on mister man,
give a girl a chance.
440
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:24,363
How's it going, hun?
441
00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,698
Oh, I don't know, Richie.
442
00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:30,903
I'm in costume now, you
refer to me as Raquel Rich.
443
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:38,110
Charlene, au chante.
444
00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:41,948
How do you prevent this thing
445
00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:43,449
from going up your butt crack?
446
00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:44,650
You can prevent it.
447
00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:47,153
Just relax and enjoy it, sweetie.
448
00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:48,955
You know, you're
lucky I have a soft spot
449
00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:50,456
for a damsel in distress.
450
00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:52,859
It's usually not my policy
to lend out my costumes
451
00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:54,026
to other girls.
452
00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:55,594
Well, she certainly can't wear mine.
453
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:59,165
Her skinny little ass
would get lost in this.
454
00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:00,599
You know, this really is an art form.
455
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:01,868
It's not just about putting on a dress
456
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:03,569
or wearing fake boobs.
457
00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,905
Getting a musical number
right can take months.
458
00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:07,406
But, Scott sings like Cher.
459
00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:09,775
He's not a lip syncer like
most girls in the business.
460
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,578
That gives him a leg up right there.
461
00:30:13,779 --> 00:30:16,015
And, don't forget your costume.
462
00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:20,419
We're visual artists as much
as we're musical performers.
463
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:21,753
Well, I'm kinda screwed there.
464
00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:23,055
This was kind of last minute.
465
00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:26,458
Girlfriend, you got your drag mother
466
00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:30,362
and your fairy godmothers
here to help you out.
467
00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:31,663
* How can you perform
468
00:30:31,697 --> 00:30:33,933
* Without a costume at all
469
00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:35,134
* You're already cute
470
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,769
* But we need to make you a doll *
471
00:30:37,803 --> 00:30:38,971
* A little bit of blush
472
00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:41,307
* Will go a long, long way
473
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:42,741
* You need to wow the crowd
474
00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:46,012
* And give them something to say *
475
00:30:58,057 --> 00:30:58,857
* We're putting you together
476
00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:00,359
* Gonna make you a queen
477
00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:01,393
* Putting you together
478
00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:03,262
* They'll ask where you've been *
479
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,363
* Putting you together
480
00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:06,032
* With the wag, wig, and tights *
481
00:31:06,065 --> 00:31:07,233
* Putting you together
482
00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:08,935
* For the stage and the lights
483
00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:09,969
* Take this necklace and these hoops *
484
00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:14,373
* You're coming together my dear *
485
00:31:14,406 --> 00:31:15,707
* Apply some lipstick and some liner *
486
00:31:15,741 --> 00:31:19,145
* Now look in the mirror
487
00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,547
* Now don't forget your falsies *
488
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:25,084
* And to hold in your gut
489
00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:27,286
* You'll need to have some attitude *
490
00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:29,521
* And learn how to strut
491
00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:41,233
* Putting you together
492
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:43,002
* Gonna make you a queen
493
00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:44,003
* Putting you together
494
00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:45,837
* They'll ask where you've been *
495
00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:46,905
* Putting you together
496
00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:48,540
* With the wag, wig, and tights *
497
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:49,608
* Putting you together
498
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:51,777
* For the stage and the lights
499
00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:01,253
* It's not just how you look
500
00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:02,788
* Or giving a whole lot of sass *
501
00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:03,889
* If you wanna turn some heads
502
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,591
* Your whole package has to pass *
503
00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:06,658
* It's not just what you say
504
00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:08,294
* Or who you imitate
505
00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:09,861
* To become a queen and really great *
506
00:32:09,895 --> 00:32:13,732
* Is much more inane
507
00:32:23,175 --> 00:32:24,110
* Putting you together
508
00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:25,544
* We're gonna make you a queen
509
00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:26,512
* Putting you together
510
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,347
* They'll ask where you've been *
511
00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:29,348
* Putting you together
512
00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,183
* With the wag, wig, and tights *
513
00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:32,218
* Putting you together
514
00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:34,520
* For the stage and the lights **
515
00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:46,365
I look fantabulous.
516
00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:49,168
You look just like her.
517
00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:50,702
Performing for the very
518
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:53,739
first time ever, Thirsty Burlington.
519
00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:07,086
* Take me home
520
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:10,089
* Take me home
521
00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:12,891
* Wanna feel you close to me
522
00:33:12,924 --> 00:33:14,860
* Take me home
523
00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:17,396
* Take me home
524
00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:20,366
* Oh baby, let's get out of here *
525
00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:24,570
* I'll follow you anywhere
526
00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:27,673
* Your place or mine
527
00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:32,378
* Just a one night affair
528
00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:35,347
* Would be so fine
529
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,351
* I'm in heaven
530
00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:41,453
* Seems like heaven
531
00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:44,790
* So much in heaven
532
00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:46,325
* Take me home
533
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,694
* Take me home
534
00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:52,030
* Oh, wanna be close to me
535
00:33:52,064 --> 00:33:55,234
* Take me home
536
00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:56,468
* Take me home
537
00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:59,805
* With you is where I wanna be
538
00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:03,642
* Wrapped in your love tonight
539
00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:06,612
* Just making love
540
00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:11,383
* Music and candlelight
541
00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:13,919
* Stars above
542
00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,390
* I'm in heaven
543
00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:20,326
* Seems like heaven
544
00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:23,829
* So much in heaven
545
00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:24,663
* Take me home
546
00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:27,399
* Take me home with you
547
00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:30,001
* Take me home
548
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:34,206
* With you is where I wanna be
549
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,207
* Home with you
550
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:37,843
* Take me home
551
00:34:42,314 --> 00:34:44,883
* Take me home
552
00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:52,291
* Take me home *
553
00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,332
Thank you, thank you.
554
00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:07,806
Hey Thirsty, so it seems
like they enjoyed you.
555
00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:09,608
How would you like to
join the show full time?
556
00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:11,743
Say we'll start you
off at $40 per show.
557
00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:13,812
But, if it seems like
you're bringing in bodies
558
00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:15,481
we'll give you 5% of the house.
559
00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:16,448
I'm your girl.
560
00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:19,385
All right.
561
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:44,836
Scottie, Scottie put
these away for me, will ya?
562
00:36:46,071 --> 00:36:47,005
Okay mom.
563
00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:49,741
Oh boy am I thirsty.
564
00:36:55,381 --> 00:36:56,948
What did you do?
565
00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:58,417
I didn't do anything.
566
00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:01,487
I'm thirsty, what did
you mess with my drink for?
567
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,354
Geez.
568
00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:09,861
You are like a little
one man vice squad.
569
00:37:14,866 --> 00:37:17,769
I had a long, hard day
at work I just want
570
00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:19,070
one lousy little drink.
571
00:37:19,104 --> 00:37:21,507
Is that too much to ask? Hmm?
572
00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:38,156
What in hell is your problem?
573
00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:41,059
I don't want you to drink.
574
00:37:46,665 --> 00:37:48,667
You threw out my vodka?
575
00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:51,703
Do you know how much this stuff costs?
576
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:55,341
What do you think I am a millionaire.
577
00:37:55,374 --> 00:37:57,142
I don't like you when you drink.
578
00:37:57,175 --> 00:37:59,277
You're like a mean, ugly witch.
579
00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:00,646
That is a very mean thing to say,
580
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:04,616
that is not a nice thing
to say to your mother.
581
00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,430
Where are the?
582
00:38:18,464 --> 00:38:20,399
I flushed your pills.
583
00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:24,836
I could hit you, I'm so angry at you.
584
00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:29,841
The doctor gave me those pills.
585
00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:34,045
You know that, I need
them to be able to sleep.
586
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:35,814
How am I gonna sleep?
587
00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:38,249
And now, I have to
find another doctor.
588
00:38:38,283 --> 00:38:40,686
If you do I'll kill myself.
589
00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:46,157
Scottie, you're only 11 years old.
590
00:38:46,191 --> 00:38:48,760
How could you say something like that?
591
00:38:48,794 --> 00:38:50,929
Why would you say something like that?
592
00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:53,331
I need you to stop for me, mom.
593
00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:54,299
I'm sorry.
594
00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:59,405
It's okay, I'm sorry.
595
00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:03,709
Come on.
596
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,332
Hurry up, Mabel.
597
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,100
Slow down Gertrude.
598
00:39:30,536 --> 00:39:34,239
Hey mom, Gertrude, can we
have hamburgers for dinner?
599
00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:38,744
Are you kidding, I don't
get paid till next week.
600
00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:40,912
We gotta cut corners.
601
00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:43,849
- Mom, that's stealing.
- Shh.
602
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:44,950
I'm gonna tell on You.
603
00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:47,953
Hey, what are you, the fuzz?
604
00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:49,888
I am paying for most of this stuff.
605
00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:52,123
Geez Mabel, I can't take you anywhere.
606
00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:53,391
You're crazy, Gertrude.
607
00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:56,628
You try bringing up
three kids on your own.
608
00:39:56,662 --> 00:39:58,430
- Ow.
- Come on.
609
00:39:58,464 --> 00:40:01,266
You're still a robber.
610
00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:03,101
Just keep your trap shut, Mabel
611
00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:05,571
and I'll buy you a candy bar.
612
00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:17,449
Oh, what a pretty
little girl you have.
613
00:40:17,483 --> 00:40:18,484
Thank you.
614
00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:21,787
Actually, he's a boy.
615
00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:27,425
Of course, you can
hardly tell anymore.
616
00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:34,966
The total's 19.35.
617
00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:37,235
There's 25,
618
00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:42,007
- 35.
- Thank you.
619
00:40:43,609 --> 00:40:45,644
What's your name, handsome?
620
00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:46,512
Mabel.
621
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,724
Mom, take me with you.
622
00:40:58,757 --> 00:41:00,826
Can't, gotta stay here.
623
00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:03,128
Why? Why can't I come?
624
00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:06,565
'Cause I have errands
to run by myself.
625
00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:10,401
Are you going to buy drugs?
626
00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,404
That is a terrible thing to say.
627
00:41:13,438 --> 00:41:16,374
What do you think I'm a junkie?
628
00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:18,677
I'm scared being home alone.
629
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:19,945
Well, you should have thought of that
630
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,313
before you decided to
stay home from school.
631
00:41:22,347 --> 00:41:25,383
You said I could. Come on, mom.
632
00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:26,552
I wanna come.
633
00:41:26,585 --> 00:41:28,419
Can't my big bog
stay at home by himself
634
00:41:28,453 --> 00:41:30,922
for a couple of hours, huh?
635
00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:34,192
I'm gonna, oh, I will
be home by three.
636
00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:39,565
If I'm late your sisters will
be back by then, all right?
637
00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:45,637
I have a little shadow, me.
638
00:41:45,671 --> 00:41:49,040
And, what can be the use of
him is more than I can see.
639
00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:06,457
Does this dress make me look fat?
640
00:42:06,491 --> 00:42:07,993
It makes you look a little hippie,
641
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:11,229
but we can even that out if
we make your hair fuller.
642
00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:35,220
Have you got any smokes?
643
00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:36,054
No.
644
00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:41,092
I thought you didn't have any.
645
00:42:41,126 --> 00:42:43,061
You lying motherfucker.
646
00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:45,631
I am sorry, Chicky.
647
00:42:45,664 --> 00:42:47,498
I think Jeanie's got some in her room.
648
00:42:47,532 --> 00:42:50,135
I can go get them for you if you want.
649
00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:51,703
Give me your money.
650
00:42:51,737 --> 00:42:53,304
I don't have any.
651
00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:58,409
Got anything else?
652
00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:11,356
Fucking coupons?
653
00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:27,038
Please Chicky, I won't tell anyone.
654
00:43:27,072 --> 00:43:28,940
- Please don't.
- Shut up.
655
00:43:47,592 --> 00:43:48,860
Fuck.
656
00:43:58,536 --> 00:43:59,537
God damn it.
657
00:44:02,941 --> 00:44:04,609
I need to go to the bathroom.
658
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:07,979
Get back here you little freak.
659
00:44:08,013 --> 00:44:09,715
You better help me find something
660
00:44:09,748 --> 00:44:11,983
or I will fuck you up, hmm?
661
00:44:16,855 --> 00:44:19,157
You can take the TV,
but you better hurry.
662
00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:21,526
My mom's gonna be home soon.
663
00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:25,463
Oh, I want your mom to come back
664
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:32,838
'cause when she gets
home I'm gonna rape her.
665
00:44:32,871 --> 00:44:37,042
How would you like to watch
me rape your mom, hmm?
666
00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:49,087
I gotta go to the bathroom,
I have to go real bad.
667
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,089
Don't think you're gonna
sneak out the window, either
668
00:44:51,122 --> 00:44:52,557
'cause I'm going in there with you.
669
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,934
Let's go freak, let's see it.
670
00:45:06,004 --> 00:45:07,705
What's the hold up.
671
00:45:08,774 --> 00:45:10,408
Motherfucker.
672
00:45:12,377 --> 00:45:13,611
- Please.
- Come here freak.
673
00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:16,147
Please, please Chicky don't.
674
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:22,053
No, no please, please
Chicky don't, don't.
675
00:45:27,859 --> 00:45:29,427
Scottie, Scottie?
676
00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:35,967
Scottie, what happened.
677
00:45:37,635 --> 00:45:40,405
Scottie, tell mama what happened.
678
00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:41,940
Are you okay sweetie.
679
00:45:41,973 --> 00:45:45,210
A man came in, he stole the TV.
680
00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:46,744
What man, Scottie, what man?
681
00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:48,479
Somebody from the houses?
682
00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:50,281
Was it, did he hurt you?
683
00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:52,483
No, no he stole my chain
684
00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:56,788
and he was just so scary.
685
00:45:56,822 --> 00:45:59,557
Oh Scottie, he didn't hurt you?
686
00:46:02,127 --> 00:46:05,596
I'm so scared mom, I'm so scared.
687
00:46:05,630 --> 00:46:07,032
Shh.
688
00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:20,145
Callie, thank God you're here.
689
00:46:25,683 --> 00:46:26,617
How is she?
690
00:46:26,651 --> 00:46:28,586
She's getting pretty bad.
691
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:32,991
She thinks there's bugs
crawling all over her.
692
00:46:33,024 --> 00:46:35,326
There probably
are bugs crawling on her.
693
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:36,527
This place is a mess.
694
00:46:36,561 --> 00:46:39,464
It's always been a mess.
695
00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:41,399
Scott has a party to go to and so do I
696
00:46:41,432 --> 00:46:42,500
so could you...
697
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:45,236
It's mom's birthday, she's dying.
698
00:46:45,270 --> 00:46:48,073
How could you even think of going out?
699
00:46:48,106 --> 00:46:51,609
Because Callie, we're
here all the time.
700
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:55,613
We help her in the shower, we help her
701
00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:56,681
go to the bathroom.
702
00:46:56,714 --> 00:46:58,749
- We give her her meds.
- Everyday.
703
00:46:58,783 --> 00:47:02,287
Scott can go, but
Janie you made your bed
704
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,721
now lie in it.
705
00:47:03,754 --> 00:47:04,655
Well fuck it, if that's
how you're gonna be
706
00:47:04,689 --> 00:47:07,025
I'll just bring the party here.
707
00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:10,195
Callie, thank you.
708
00:47:10,228 --> 00:47:12,097
I just need a break.
709
00:47:17,268 --> 00:47:21,339
I'm using your liner,
okay, the blue stuff.
710
00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:24,575
Thought you didn't
wanna look like a girl.
711
00:47:24,609 --> 00:47:26,677
It's a Halloween party.
712
00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:33,484
You're leaving me
alone on my birthday?
713
00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,687
That's not fair.
714
00:47:36,721 --> 00:47:40,058
Come on ma, I'm with you all the time.
715
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:44,262
Can I just have a
little fun for myself?
716
00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:47,665
Scottie, fix me a
screwdriver, will ya,
717
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:52,971
for my birthday?
718
00:47:53,004 --> 00:47:55,073
Come on ma, you know it's not gonna
719
00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:56,174
mix with your meds.
720
00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:57,642
Oh, look at me.
721
00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:05,116
I'm at the end now
what does it matter?
722
00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:31,376
How do I look?
723
00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:39,250
Beautiful, like a million bucks.
724
00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:49,060
Hey ma, what would
you say if I told you
725
00:48:52,397 --> 00:48:53,231
I was gay?
726
00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:09,280
I'd say I didn't wanna know.
727
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:23,728
All right, you want that screwdriver?
728
00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:27,465
I'll go make you one.
729
00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:52,357
I can't drink that, Scottie.
730
00:49:52,390 --> 00:49:53,291
Why not?
731
00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:54,792
I've gotta pee.
732
00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:58,663
Mom, okay I'll help
you, I'll help you.
733
00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:08,973
Okay, okay, okay I
can take it from here.
734
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,541
Okay, I'll wait outside.
735
00:50:54,919 --> 00:50:58,089
Uh, is this the party? Okay, thanks.
736
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:08,266
* I see you again and
I trip to discover
737
00:51:08,299 --> 00:51:12,937
* Love is where you are
738
00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:14,805
Yeah, give me a little blow.
739
00:51:29,787 --> 00:51:33,224
* It's always here in the daylight *
740
00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:37,128
* It's always here in the sky
741
00:51:37,162 --> 00:51:40,965
* You, you, you, you, you boy
742
00:51:40,998 --> 00:51:44,835
* No matter where we are
743
00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:48,439
* Waiting for the moment we can move *
744
00:51:48,473 --> 00:51:51,976
* Waiting for you and me *
745
00:52:22,039 --> 00:52:23,708
Boy, am I thirsty.
746
00:52:25,910 --> 00:52:28,846
Isn't there anything non-alcoholic.
747
00:52:30,281 --> 00:52:33,918
Why wouldn't you want alcohol?
748
00:52:33,951 --> 00:52:35,920
My parents are hardcore alcoholics.
749
00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:40,491
So, I guess not drinking
is my form of rebellion.
750
00:52:44,295 --> 00:52:46,697
My parents are teetotalers.
751
00:52:47,765 --> 00:52:51,035
I guess it's all
starting to make sense.
752
00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:57,174
- I'm Scott.
- Christopher.
753
00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,709
We've met, I think.
754
00:52:58,743 --> 00:53:00,578
You're Dominic's friend.
755
00:53:00,611 --> 00:53:03,948
We went to hair school
together, but he dropped out.
756
00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:05,616
So, you're a gay hair dresser?
757
00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:06,917
Uh-huh.
758
00:53:06,951 --> 00:53:09,320
Now I've heard everything.
759
00:53:09,354 --> 00:53:11,789
Oh, I get it. I'm a cliche.
760
00:53:13,691 --> 00:53:15,192
Guilty as charged.
761
00:53:17,262 --> 00:53:18,729
Well, what do you do?
762
00:53:18,763 --> 00:53:22,567
I'm a painter of canvases not houses.
763
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,034
Well, that's impressive.
764
00:53:24,068 --> 00:53:26,871
Which is a glorified way
of saying that I wait tables.
765
00:53:28,072 --> 00:53:31,208
In short, I'm a cliche, too.
766
00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:32,743
Well how come you're not dressed up.
767
00:53:32,777 --> 00:53:36,381
I mean they did specify like
come as your inner diva.
768
00:53:36,414 --> 00:53:38,583
Frankly, the whole drag.
769
00:53:43,321 --> 00:53:44,489
Hey.
770
00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:51,128
I don't think she likes me very much.
771
00:53:51,161 --> 00:53:55,232
Frankly, the whole drag
thing leaves me cold.
772
00:53:55,266 --> 00:53:56,701
Me too, me too.
773
00:53:58,536 --> 00:54:00,705
I get enough grief for
looking so feminine
774
00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:04,241
without playing it up,
but it's Halloween.
775
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,612
No, I like feminine guys.
776
00:54:07,645 --> 00:54:10,548
I just don't like guys
who wish they were girls.
777
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:13,418
I'm a man, I like being
a man and I like men
778
00:54:13,451 --> 00:54:15,052
who like to be men.
779
00:54:16,421 --> 00:54:20,691
Well, I'm a man who likes
men who like to be men
780
00:54:20,725 --> 00:54:22,159
and to be with men.
781
00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:26,797
Can you say that three times fast?
782
00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:29,900
Then, I'd probably have
to do some major coke first.
783
00:54:29,934 --> 00:54:32,136
So, you do do coke.
784
00:54:32,169 --> 00:54:35,272
Yeah, well, I mean, I would try it.
785
00:54:39,009 --> 00:54:41,045
Where'd you get that dress?
786
00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:43,648
It's my mom's.
787
00:54:43,681 --> 00:54:45,350
You're wearing your mother's dress?
788
00:54:45,383 --> 00:54:50,220
Mm-hmm, I know,
I know paging Doctor Freud?
789
00:54:50,254 --> 00:54:52,657
It's a little Tony Perkins.
790
00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:56,060
So, is she still around?
791
00:54:57,695 --> 00:54:58,763
Yes and no.
792
00:55:00,465 --> 00:55:02,867
Oh man, you're gonna think
I'm a complete shit head
793
00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:09,073
but she's at home dying of
cancer and I'm out partying
794
00:55:10,675 --> 00:55:12,510
and it's her birthday.
795
00:55:15,946 --> 00:55:18,883
Do you want me to give you
a little piece of advice?
796
00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:19,750
Sure.
797
00:55:24,088 --> 00:55:25,390
Shut up about your mother.
798
00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:55,052
* If I could turn back time
799
00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:58,423
* If I could find a way
800
00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:04,228
* I'd take back those
words that'll hurt you *
801
00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:07,598
* And you'd stay
802
00:56:07,632 --> 00:56:12,002
* I don't know why I
did those things I did *
803
00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:16,474
* I don't why I said
the things I said *
804
00:56:16,507 --> 00:56:20,578
* Pride's like a knife
it can cut deep inside *
805
00:56:20,611 --> 00:56:24,782
* Words are like weapons
they wound sometimes *
806
00:56:27,485 --> 00:56:29,787
* I didn't want to see you go
807
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,922
* I know I made you cry
808
00:56:31,956 --> 00:56:36,126
* But baby if I could turn back time *
809
00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:40,498
* If I could find a way
810
00:56:41,866 --> 00:56:46,336
* I'd take back those
words that'll hurt you *
811
00:56:46,370 --> 00:56:48,172
* And you'd stay
812
00:56:48,205 --> 00:56:52,543
* If I could reach the stars
813
00:56:52,577 --> 00:56:56,180
* I'd give them all to you
814
00:56:57,347 --> 00:57:00,685
* Then you'd love me, love me
815
00:57:00,718 --> 00:57:04,288
* Like you used to do
816
00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:17,334
* My world was shattered
817
00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:20,505
* I was torn apart
818
00:57:20,538 --> 00:57:21,572
* Like someone took a knife
819
00:57:21,606 --> 00:57:24,909
* And drove it deep in my heart *
820
00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:25,943
* You walked out that door
821
00:57:25,976 --> 00:57:28,779
* I swore that I didn't care
822
00:57:28,813 --> 00:57:31,215
* But I lost everything darling *
823
00:57:31,248 --> 00:57:33,984
* Then and there
824
00:57:35,986 --> 00:57:40,357
* Too strong to tell you I was sorry *
825
00:57:40,390 --> 00:57:42,593
* Too proud to tell you I was wrong *
826
00:57:42,627 --> 00:57:44,795
* I know that I was blind
827
00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:48,933
* But baby if I could turn back time *
828
00:57:49,934 --> 00:57:53,270
* If I could find a way
829
00:57:54,672 --> 00:57:59,043
* I'd take back those
words that'll hurt you *
830
00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:00,978
* And you'd stay
831
00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:05,315
* If I could reach the stars
832
00:58:05,349 --> 00:58:08,919
* I'd give them all to you
833
00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:13,290
* Then you'd love me, love me
834
00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:17,494
* Like you used to do *
835
00:58:59,203 --> 00:59:00,370
Hello Doris.
836
00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:47,051
Wow, it was like a
simultaneous orgasm.
837
00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:51,288
Yeah, we're like total soul mates.
838
00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:52,156
I know.
839
01:00:25,723 --> 01:00:26,623
Tina?
840
01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:27,457
Your parents are home.
841
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:31,395
Tina.
842
01:00:31,428 --> 01:00:33,698
Just a minute, mom.
843
01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:38,302
Tina, open this door.
844
01:00:45,209 --> 01:00:46,744
Who's this?
845
01:00:46,777 --> 01:00:49,179
Hi, I'm Scott. It's nice to meet you.
846
01:00:49,213 --> 01:00:52,316
This is my friend from school.
847
01:00:52,349 --> 01:00:55,419
Scott, Scott it's nice to meet you.
848
01:00:59,556 --> 01:01:03,060
I'll just leave you
two kids alone then.
849
01:01:09,867 --> 01:01:12,269
It's a boy, she's with a boy.
850
01:01:25,549 --> 01:01:29,653
Dude, hurry up I
gotta take a serious dump.
851
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:31,688
That's a guy in front of me.
852
01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:34,324
No way, that's a chick.
853
01:01:35,459 --> 01:01:38,062
No, it's too tall to be a chick.
854
01:01:38,095 --> 01:01:39,096
It's a homo.
855
01:01:40,898 --> 01:01:43,734
Maybe he'll use the ladies room.
856
01:01:49,439 --> 01:01:52,142
He better not leave any
AIDS germs on that seat
857
01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:55,179
'cause if he does I'll kick his ass.
858
01:01:58,648 --> 01:02:01,351
This clean up guy
better not drop his mop.
859
01:02:46,196 --> 01:02:47,397
- Thirsty?
- Yeah?
860
01:02:47,431 --> 01:02:49,766
I mean it this time, 20 minutes.
861
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:50,801
I'm on it.
862
01:03:00,945 --> 01:03:01,778
I'm on it.
863
01:03:06,683 --> 01:03:07,918
What are you doing here?
864
01:03:07,952 --> 01:03:09,786
I'm here to see you.
865
01:03:11,188 --> 01:03:12,789
You mean you're here to pick a fight.
866
01:03:12,823 --> 01:03:15,492
Christopher, I really don't
have time for this right now.
867
01:03:15,525 --> 01:03:17,361
Catch me after the show.
868
01:03:17,394 --> 01:03:19,363
I came here to see you.
869
01:03:19,396 --> 01:03:22,066
I need to see you just like this
870
01:03:23,868 --> 01:03:27,037
so that I know I'm
doing the right thing.
871
01:03:27,071 --> 01:03:28,906
So, you're leaving me again?
872
01:03:28,939 --> 01:03:32,709
Oh, that's just wonderful,
that's just great.
873
01:03:34,144 --> 01:03:38,615
Have yourself a ball, have
yourself lots of balls.
874
01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:42,519
You know where I'll be
if you change your mind.
875
01:03:42,552 --> 01:03:45,589
You never gave a shit about me.
876
01:03:45,622 --> 01:03:48,058
You just liked me for the sex.
877
01:03:49,593 --> 01:03:50,928
And, what were you in it for?
878
01:03:50,961 --> 01:03:54,899
I wanted a real
relationship with a real man
879
01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:56,867
not a drag queen.
880
01:03:56,901 --> 01:03:58,702
Christopher, I'm not
gonna argue about this
881
01:03:58,735 --> 01:04:00,370
over and over again.
882
01:04:00,404 --> 01:04:02,372
This is my job.
883
01:04:02,406 --> 01:04:04,674
I do not hassle you
for being a waiter.
884
01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:05,542
I'm an artist.
885
01:04:05,575 --> 01:04:06,743
Yeah, so am I.
886
01:04:06,776 --> 01:04:09,546
You are not an artist,
you are a fake cunt.
887
01:04:09,579 --> 01:04:13,483
That is all you are, wearing
a stupid Halloween costume.
888
01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:14,851
You're pathetic.
889
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,022
If that's how you see
things I'm not gonna
890
01:04:18,055 --> 01:04:20,224
argue with you, but you
need to get the fuck
891
01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:22,126
out of here because I'm
gonna kick your ass.
892
01:04:22,159 --> 01:04:25,395
You're not man enough to kick my ass.
893
01:04:28,132 --> 01:04:31,768
If I wanted to fuck something
that looked like that
894
01:04:31,801 --> 01:04:33,270
it might as well have a pussy.
895
01:04:33,303 --> 01:04:36,473
I'm not a something, I'm not an it.
896
01:04:36,506 --> 01:04:39,476
I am a man, I'm a real man.
897
01:04:39,509 --> 01:04:42,112
Then man up, man the fuck up.
898
01:04:49,253 --> 01:04:52,356
* When you meet a boy
899
01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:55,926
* That you like a lot
900
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:59,396
* And you fall in love
901
01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:02,933
* But he loves you not
902
01:05:02,967 --> 01:05:06,470
* If a flame should start
903
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:10,874
* As you hold him near
904
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:14,378
* Better keep your heart
905
01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:17,847
* Out of danger, dear
906
01:05:17,881 --> 01:05:21,218
* For the way of love
907
01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:24,021
* Is a way of woe
908
01:05:24,054 --> 01:05:27,524
* And the day may come
909
01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:30,961
* When you'll see him go
910
01:05:30,995 --> 01:05:34,364
* But, what will ya do
911
01:05:34,398 --> 01:05:37,901
* When he sets you free
912
01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:41,338
* Just the way that you
913
01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:42,872
* Said goodbye to me
914
01:05:50,214 --> 01:05:53,283
* When you meet a boy
915
01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:55,952
* That you like a lot
916
01:05:55,986 --> 01:05:58,355
* And you fall in love
917
01:05:58,388 --> 01:06:01,725
* But he loves you not
918
01:06:01,758 --> 01:06:05,862
* If a flame should start
919
01:06:05,895 --> 01:06:09,099
* As you hold that boy dear
920
01:06:09,133 --> 01:06:12,436
* Better keep your
little itty bitty heart *
921
01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:15,939
* Keep it out of danger, dear
922
01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:19,143
* For the way of love
923
01:06:20,144 --> 01:06:23,347
* Is a way of woe
924
01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:24,814
* And the day may come
925
01:06:24,848 --> 01:06:28,352
* When you'll see him go
926
01:06:28,385 --> 01:06:31,621
* But, what will ya do
927
01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:34,924
* When he sets you free
928
01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:38,228
* Just the way that you
929
01:06:38,262 --> 01:06:41,865
* Said goodbye to me
930
01:06:41,898 --> 01:06:45,302
* That's the way of love
931
01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:50,540
* The way of love *
932
01:07:07,891 --> 01:07:09,126
Hi Patrick.
933
01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:10,294
Hi guys.
934
01:07:20,437 --> 01:07:21,605
Bye, kisses.
935
01:07:23,207 --> 01:07:25,509
- Night guys.
- Call me.
936
01:07:28,078 --> 01:07:29,979
- Bye darling.
- Bye.
937
01:07:30,013 --> 01:07:31,748
Yeah, I have in the morning.
938
01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:16,160
I'm scared, I wanna go home.
939
01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:19,296
Hey, hey, hey it's okay mister man.
940
01:08:20,164 --> 01:08:22,799
You're safe here, don't you see?
941
01:08:23,767 --> 01:08:25,269
You're one of us.
942
01:08:30,340 --> 01:08:33,510
Scottie, cutie, oh don't worry baby.
943
01:08:36,513 --> 01:08:37,581
I'm here now.
944
01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:42,386
Let's play hide and seek, Mabel.
945
01:08:42,419 --> 01:08:43,753
Sure Gertrude.
946
01:08:48,525 --> 01:08:50,460
Man up, freak.
947
01:08:55,932 --> 01:08:58,402
Well, good morning sunshine.
948
01:08:58,435 --> 01:08:59,769
What happened?
949
01:09:00,670 --> 01:09:02,306
Where am I?
950
01:09:02,339 --> 01:09:03,873
You're at my place.
951
01:09:03,907 --> 01:09:06,710
You may not know this
about me but I am Patrick
952
01:09:06,743 --> 01:09:09,479
the patron saint of
people who pass out
953
01:09:09,513 --> 01:09:13,016
at the bar and who's
"friends" ditch them.
954
01:09:14,751 --> 01:09:15,985
I need better friends.
955
01:09:16,019 --> 01:09:18,222
No shit, how 'bout I whip you up
956
01:09:18,255 --> 01:09:20,424
a nice, big breakfast?
957
01:09:20,457 --> 01:09:23,793
Well, I never say no
to a man with a whip.
958
01:09:25,595 --> 01:09:29,533
Okay, but I gotta warn
you people eat my cooking
959
01:09:29,566 --> 01:09:33,169
they tend to stick around for more.
960
01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:35,572
Well, maybe I will.
961
01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:52,121
Toby, slow down you are
scaring the shit out of me.
962
01:09:52,155 --> 01:09:54,658
Don't be such a prima donna.
963
01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:59,829
Of course he's being a
prima donna, we all are.
964
01:10:01,265 --> 01:10:04,067
What are you supposed to be, Rambo?
965
01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:07,237
When you cross Dick Cheney
with Thirsty Burlington
966
01:10:07,271 --> 01:10:08,472
that's what you get.
967
01:10:08,505 --> 01:10:09,673
Come on guys, we're
visiting my father,
968
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:11,741
you know how freaky that is for me.
969
01:10:11,775 --> 01:10:13,743
Does your dad know
what you do for a living?
970
01:10:13,777 --> 01:10:15,779
That you're gay?
971
01:10:15,812 --> 01:10:17,614
Yeah, he knows all about me.
972
01:10:17,647 --> 01:10:21,518
And, he's cool with it, at
least I think so anyway.
973
01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:22,786
Maybe when we get there he'll throw us
974
01:10:22,819 --> 01:10:24,621
into the shed and let
the local rednecks
975
01:10:24,654 --> 01:10:26,390
have their way with us.
976
01:10:26,423 --> 01:10:28,892
Yipes, makes you wanna run
for the nearest blue state.
977
01:10:28,925 --> 01:10:30,394
Listen, I'm just
glad to be off the road
978
01:10:30,427 --> 01:10:33,797
for a few days and
stay in a bed for free.
979
01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:35,599
Yeah, that'll be a good change.
980
01:10:35,632 --> 01:10:38,001
I can't believe Milty stiffed us.
981
01:10:38,034 --> 01:10:41,271
We'll be lucky if we
break even on this tour.
982
01:10:41,305 --> 01:10:42,939
What's your dad like?
983
01:10:42,972 --> 01:10:45,575
Well, the few times
I visited him he was
984
01:10:45,609 --> 01:10:49,379
really scary, I mean
he was a mean drunk.
985
01:10:49,413 --> 01:10:52,215
But, he stopped drinking
about 10 years ago.
986
01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:54,284
And, you know what I noticed?
987
01:10:54,318 --> 01:10:56,586
That he's a woman, you're secretly
988
01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:59,155
a lesbian love child.
989
01:10:59,188 --> 01:11:00,624
No, he's kind of boring.
990
01:11:00,657 --> 01:11:02,926
I mean, the few times
we've talked on the phone
991
01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:05,595
we have absolutely nothing
to say to each other.
992
01:11:05,629 --> 01:11:07,931
Sounds like it's gonna be a fun visit.
993
01:11:19,309 --> 01:11:20,310
Hey, I was wondering when you boys
994
01:11:20,344 --> 01:11:22,045
would finally come rolling in.
995
01:11:22,078 --> 01:11:23,413
Come here.
996
01:11:26,215 --> 01:11:27,317
What, you didn't think
your old man could
997
01:11:27,351 --> 01:11:28,585
lift you anymore?
998
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:29,986
I don't know.
999
01:11:30,019 --> 01:11:31,455
Make yourselves at home.
1000
01:11:31,488 --> 01:11:33,189
I'll be getting something
to wet your whistle.
1001
01:11:33,222 --> 01:11:34,758
Thanks.
1002
01:11:37,026 --> 01:11:39,162
- Bambi.
- Run Bambi,
1003
01:11:39,195 --> 01:11:41,831
faster, man in the forest, pow.
1004
01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:50,474
Now, sit down.
1005
01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:54,077
Sorry, I can't help you
boys to something stronger
1006
01:11:54,110 --> 01:11:55,945
- but you know.
- I know.
1007
01:12:02,018 --> 01:12:05,422
Oh, a weapon of mass destruction.
1008
01:12:05,455 --> 01:12:08,958
Nah, don't mind that
son, that's a Beretta
1009
01:12:08,992 --> 01:12:10,827
FS 92, semi automatic.
1010
01:12:12,028 --> 01:12:13,597
It's a real beauty.
1011
01:12:13,630 --> 01:12:14,831
Nice.
1012
01:12:14,864 --> 01:12:17,200
Well, if you boys
like tomorrow morning
1013
01:12:17,233 --> 01:12:19,836
I'll take you to the shooting
range before they open
1014
01:12:19,869 --> 01:12:21,505
and you can see where I work.
1015
01:12:21,538 --> 01:12:23,973
We can have ourselves some fun.
1016
01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:25,575
Swell.
1017
01:12:31,314 --> 01:12:32,682
Am I holding this right?
1018
01:12:32,716 --> 01:12:36,285
Okay, spread your feet
shoulder width apart.
1019
01:12:36,319 --> 01:12:37,787
- Like this?
- Yep, yep.
1020
01:12:37,821 --> 01:12:40,156
Turn your left foot
at a 45 degrees angle
1021
01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:42,426
to your line of your target.
1022
01:12:42,459 --> 01:12:43,927
There you go.
1023
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:47,597
Bend your knees slightly, lean
forward on your right leg.
1024
01:12:47,631 --> 01:12:49,032
If you had taught me this
when I was a little kid
1025
01:12:49,065 --> 01:12:51,367
maybe I wouldn't have grown up gay.
1026
01:12:51,401 --> 01:12:55,304
That's nonsense Scottie,
you are who you are.
1027
01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:01,445
Girl, come on, get your own man.
1028
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:06,683
Oh, damn it.
1029
01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:09,986
Bambi, no.
1030
01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:13,356
Okay, put the guns down step back now.
1031
01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:21,498
Oh Scottie, you look
so Charlie's Angels.
1032
01:13:21,531 --> 01:13:23,633
I've gotta get picture of you.
1033
01:13:23,667 --> 01:13:25,569
Actually, I see myself
more as a Bond girl
1034
01:13:25,602 --> 01:13:28,872
but I guess I could channel Farrah.
1035
01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:32,075
All right Kelly, you pose as a hooker.
1036
01:13:33,376 --> 01:13:36,513
And Sabrina, you
masquerade as a teamster.
1037
01:13:37,647 --> 01:13:39,282
I wanna be Sabrina, she's the classic
1038
01:13:39,315 --> 01:13:41,651
all American dykon.
1039
01:13:41,685 --> 01:13:45,855
Oh shit, that means I'm
stuck with Jaclyn Smith.
1040
01:13:50,827 --> 01:13:52,829
Virgil, can you take our picture?
1041
01:13:52,862 --> 01:13:54,097
Sure.
1042
01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:10,614
(camera clicks
1043
01:14:58,662 --> 01:15:02,431
9:30 is showtime,
folks, 9:30 is show time.
1044
01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:06,502
How do you feel about minstrel shows?
1045
01:15:06,536 --> 01:15:09,105
God, I love my job, honestly I do.
1046
01:15:09,138 --> 01:15:12,041
Drag reinforces offensive
stereotypes about women.
1047
01:15:12,075 --> 01:15:13,743
Look honey, I'm just
trying to get people
1048
01:15:13,777 --> 01:15:14,578
to see the show.
1049
01:15:14,611 --> 01:15:15,712
If you're not into it...
1050
01:15:15,745 --> 01:15:17,981
Don't call her honey, it's belittling.
1051
01:15:18,014 --> 01:15:19,482
Who are you supposed to be?
1052
01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:23,252
I'm Cher, but I impersonate
Thirsty Burlington onstage.
1053
01:15:23,286 --> 01:15:26,189
Yes but, I think you're
missing the implicit irony
1054
01:15:26,222 --> 01:15:27,423
in the presentation.
1055
01:15:27,456 --> 01:15:29,926
Oh, my presentation of
Cher is highly ironic.
1056
01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:32,562
Drag isn't perpetuating
negative stereotypes,
1057
01:15:32,596 --> 01:15:34,230
it's a commentary about them.
1058
01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:37,000
No, it's ultimately a
rejection of stereotypes.
1059
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,467
You're a man?
1060
01:15:38,501 --> 01:15:41,137
Yes, I'm a short, fat
black man impersonating
1061
01:15:41,170 --> 01:15:42,839
a tall, skinny, white woman.
1062
01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:45,108
Drag is liberating for
guys like me who catch
1063
01:15:45,141 --> 01:15:47,210
a lot hell for being too feminine.
1064
01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:49,979
When I'm in drag
everybody knows I'm a guy,
1065
01:15:50,013 --> 01:15:51,815
when I'm not dressed like
this people aren't sure
1066
01:15:51,848 --> 01:15:53,282
what I am.
1067
01:15:53,316 --> 01:15:54,483
Well, that's exactly
the way that it should be.
1068
01:15:54,517 --> 01:15:56,519
I mean, why do we
need assigned genders?
1069
01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:58,588
Gender is drag and drag is gendered.
1070
01:15:58,622 --> 01:15:59,823
Are these tits real?
1071
01:15:59,856 --> 01:16:01,090
Get outta here.
1072
01:16:01,124 --> 01:16:02,291
Thirsty, we love you.
1073
01:16:02,325 --> 01:16:04,360
I love you too, have
you seen the show?
1074
01:16:04,393 --> 01:16:05,595
Come to the show.
1075
01:16:05,629 --> 01:16:07,831
Well, drag is fun, gender can be fun.
1076
01:16:07,864 --> 01:16:09,498
Gender is a source of oppression.
1077
01:16:09,532 --> 01:16:11,701
Genitals is a source of oppression.
1078
01:16:11,735 --> 01:16:12,936
We've all got an ass, right?
1079
01:16:12,969 --> 01:16:14,070
You know that thing
that paying customers
1080
01:16:14,103 --> 01:16:16,205
put in seats to see my show?
1081
01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:17,373
So, have that.
1082
01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:19,643
- We'll be there.
- Thank you.
1083
01:16:19,676 --> 01:16:23,813
9:30 is show time folks,
9:30 is show time.
1084
01:16:23,847 --> 01:16:26,449
Oh, my god you're
supposed to be Cher, right?
1085
01:16:26,482 --> 01:16:27,884
I love Cher.
1086
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,452
Well, I'm Thirsty
Burlington, Provincetown's
1087
01:16:29,485 --> 01:16:31,520
number one Cher
impersonator, but the show
1088
01:16:31,554 --> 01:16:35,191
is family friendly and there's
no adult language or nudity.
1089
01:16:35,224 --> 01:16:36,425
Hi guys.
1090
01:16:36,459 --> 01:16:37,694
Can my kids get a picture with you?
1091
01:16:37,727 --> 01:16:38,628
Sure, hi.
1092
01:16:39,996 --> 01:16:42,198
Their father is gonna be so pissed
1093
01:16:42,231 --> 01:16:45,201
when he sees them
standing next to a gay.
1094
01:16:45,234 --> 01:16:48,237
I'm not a circus freak,
I'm an entertainer.
1095
01:16:48,271 --> 01:16:49,706
Yeah, but you are gay, right?
1096
01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:51,174
I mean, why else would
you dress up like a woman.
1097
01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:52,341
One of your kids could be gay,
1098
01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:53,877
have you ever thought about that?
1099
01:16:53,910 --> 01:16:55,979
What kind of message
are you sending them?
1100
01:16:56,012 --> 01:16:57,781
You don't have to be
such a dick about it.
1101
01:16:57,814 --> 01:16:59,115
Yeah, you're a real class act, lady,
1102
01:16:59,148 --> 01:17:02,018
the real mother of the year.
1103
01:17:02,051 --> 01:17:07,323
9:30 is showtime folks, hi.
1104
01:17:11,194 --> 01:17:13,262
Hi, 9:30 show, thank you.
1105
01:17:14,664 --> 01:17:16,900
Hi there, 9:30.
1106
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,936
How are you? Thank you so much,
call me,
1107
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:23,039
only.
* Hear my story
1108
01:17:24,207 --> 01:17:27,610
* Some people ask for fame
1109
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:31,147
* Like athletes in a game
1110
01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:37,987
* We break our collarbones
1111
01:17:38,021 --> 01:17:40,589
* And come up swinging
1112
01:17:40,623 --> 01:17:43,192
* Some of us are downed
1113
01:17:43,226 --> 01:17:45,494
I am taking this song
way too seriously.
1114
01:17:50,633 --> 01:17:54,303
* But most have seen it all
1115
01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:59,375
* They live their lives in sad cafes *
1116
01:17:59,408 --> 01:18:02,245
* And music halls
1117
01:18:03,546 --> 01:18:07,717
* They always come up singing *
1118
01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:20,129
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1119
01:18:20,163 --> 01:18:22,999
That's applause for
your final performance.
1120
01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:24,700
You're fired, Scott.
1121
01:18:27,837 --> 01:18:30,239
I'm Thirsty, and you can't fire me
1122
01:18:30,273 --> 01:18:33,309
'cause Scott's not here, I'm Thirsty.
1123
01:18:33,342 --> 01:18:35,544
Listen, you're my
friend and you're the best
1124
01:18:35,578 --> 01:18:37,113
Cher impersonator in the business
1125
01:18:37,146 --> 01:18:40,984
but you can't work in
my show if you're drunk.
1126
01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:44,220
That's not fair.
1127
01:18:45,521 --> 01:18:46,622
Why's that?
1128
01:18:47,957 --> 01:18:49,458
Okay, it's fair.
1129
01:18:50,827 --> 01:18:53,396
But, you know what Richie
you should fire me.
1130
01:18:53,429 --> 01:18:55,999
It's time Thirsty went out on her own.
1131
01:18:56,032 --> 01:18:57,600
She's sick of drag.
1132
01:18:59,335 --> 01:19:03,406
Ladies and gentlemen
up next the legendary
1133
01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:07,643
lady of Provincetown,
Thirsty Burlington.
1134
01:19:14,784 --> 01:19:17,120
Thank you, sweetie.
1135
01:19:17,153 --> 01:19:19,388
Thank you so much, hi guys.
1136
01:19:20,890 --> 01:19:24,393
Cher, Cher, Cher
1137
01:19:25,494 --> 01:19:26,863
sing The Way of Love.
1138
01:19:26,896 --> 01:19:29,098
I'm sorry, Cher
couldn't make it tonight.
1139
01:19:29,132 --> 01:19:31,234
Who's thirsty for Thirsty?
1140
01:19:46,149 --> 01:19:48,484
* I never wanted
1141
01:19:48,517 --> 01:19:53,022
* I never wanted to touch a man *
1142
01:19:53,056 --> 01:19:57,126
* The way that I wanna touch you *
1143
01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:02,698
* I never wanted
1144
01:20:02,731 --> 01:20:06,635
* I never wanted to love a man
1145
01:20:07,703 --> 01:20:11,707
* The way that I wanna love you *
1146
01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:16,012
* You are sunshine
1147
01:20:16,045 --> 01:20:18,414
* You are shadows
1148
01:20:18,447 --> 01:20:20,549
* You are morning
1149
01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:23,086
* You are night
1150
01:20:23,119 --> 01:20:25,554
* You are hard times
1151
01:20:25,588 --> 01:20:27,891
* You are good times
1152
01:20:27,924 --> 01:20:29,993
* You are darkness
1153
01:20:30,026 --> 01:20:32,695
* You are light
1154
01:20:34,130 --> 01:20:36,365
* I never wanted
1155
01:20:36,399 --> 01:20:41,070
* I never wanted to touch a man *
1156
01:20:41,104 --> 01:20:45,274
* The way that I want to touch you *
1157
01:20:50,713 --> 01:20:55,451
* They way that I wanna touch you *
1158
01:20:55,484 --> 01:21:00,256
* The way that I wanna touch you now *
1159
01:21:00,289 --> 01:21:05,061
* The way that I wanna touch you *
1160
01:21:05,094 --> 01:21:09,265
* The way that I
wanna touch you now **
1161
01:21:18,607 --> 01:21:19,875
I'm so disappointed.
1162
01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:01,650
How many times I gotta tell you
1163
01:22:01,684 --> 01:22:03,352
not to hang out with
those chowderheads?
1164
01:22:03,386 --> 01:22:04,954
Sorry, I'm sorry.
1165
01:22:06,789 --> 01:22:09,458
Come on, let's get you to bed.
1166
01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:13,129
How'd the show go?
1167
01:22:13,162 --> 01:22:14,998
Hardly anybody came.
1168
01:22:16,099 --> 01:22:18,701
Nobody likes me, nobody loves Thirsty.
1169
01:22:18,734 --> 01:22:22,238
I know somebody who
loves her very much.
1170
01:22:23,106 --> 01:22:24,440
Come on.
1171
01:22:24,473 --> 01:22:26,209
I just want 'em to like me.
1172
01:22:26,242 --> 01:22:27,910
Then get rid of
Thirsty, besides she's too much
1173
01:22:27,943 --> 01:22:29,345
like your mother anyway.
1174
01:22:29,378 --> 01:22:30,179
What's wrong with that?
1175
01:22:30,213 --> 01:22:32,615
My mother was great.
1176
01:22:32,648 --> 01:22:35,751
Listen, your mother
was no goody two shoes,
1177
01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:37,520
she had her problems.
1178
01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:40,856
And, she neglected her kids.
1179
01:22:46,862 --> 01:22:50,833
That's not fair, how can you say that?
1180
01:22:50,866 --> 01:22:52,301
I was a good mother.
1181
01:22:52,335 --> 01:22:55,071
I'm sorry lady, but
that's a load of bullshit.
1182
01:22:55,104 --> 01:22:57,606
Who the hell are you?
1183
01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,908
Look at you, sitting there drinking
1184
01:22:59,942 --> 01:23:01,977
and feeling sorry for yourself.
1185
01:23:02,011 --> 01:23:04,447
You should be cooking a
nice meal for your children,
1186
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:08,384
keeping house, making
them feel safe and loved.
1187
01:23:11,787 --> 01:23:14,657
I loved my children,
especially Scottie.
1188
01:23:14,690 --> 01:23:15,924
I doted on him.
1189
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:20,263
He slept in my bed till he was 10.
1190
01:23:20,296 --> 01:23:21,964
What boy sleeps with his mother?
1191
01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:23,399
He was scared.
1192
01:23:23,432 --> 01:23:25,468
Of course he was scared,
what did you ever do
1193
01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:27,436
to make him feel safe?
1194
01:23:27,470 --> 01:23:30,139
Kids teased him and bullied him.
1195
01:23:31,140 --> 01:23:33,809
You know what Chicky did to him.
1196
01:23:35,178 --> 01:23:39,248
You just sat there and whined
over your own hard luck.
1197
01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:43,419
I can't help that, I tried.
1198
01:23:44,787 --> 01:23:46,122
You're a wimp.
1199
01:23:47,323 --> 01:23:50,459
That's all you are, a
self pitying dish rag.
1200
01:23:50,493 --> 01:23:52,027
Man up, lady.
1201
01:24:02,205 --> 01:24:05,708
Oh, come on lady, don't
take it like that.
1202
01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:11,214
Look, I know you love
Scottie but as mothers
1203
01:24:11,247 --> 01:24:12,448
of gay sons we...
1204
01:24:12,481 --> 01:24:14,217
Scottie is not gay.
1205
01:24:15,418 --> 01:24:17,320
Listen to yourself,
you're walking around
1206
01:24:17,353 --> 01:24:18,587
with your eyes closed.
1207
01:24:18,621 --> 01:24:20,756
You're saying it's my fault?
1208
01:24:20,789 --> 01:24:24,727
Our sons are gay because they're gay.
1209
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:25,928
Who knows why.
1210
01:24:27,363 --> 01:24:30,833
But, the mother of a gay
son has a responsibility.
1211
01:24:30,866 --> 01:24:34,002
She has to teach him
to stand up for himself
1212
01:24:34,036 --> 01:24:36,805
like I did for my Patrick.
1213
01:24:36,839 --> 01:24:39,074
She has to be a role model.
1214
01:24:42,178 --> 01:24:44,380
All right, so Doris was dysfunctional.
1215
01:24:44,413 --> 01:24:46,382
She was kind and fun and funny
1216
01:24:46,415 --> 01:24:49,352
and all those are
really good qualities.
1217
01:24:49,385 --> 01:24:52,455
Okay, then give Thirsty
her good qualities
1218
01:24:52,488 --> 01:24:55,158
and dump the bad stuff
like the drinking.
1219
01:24:55,191 --> 01:24:56,925
I don't know if Thirsty can be Thirsty
1220
01:24:56,959 --> 01:24:59,428
without all the
dysfunction in the mix.
1221
01:24:59,462 --> 01:25:03,632
Thirsty needs less
Doris and more Scottie.
1222
01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:08,204
Who's hungry?
1223
01:25:09,738 --> 01:25:11,073
Who's Thirsty?
1224
01:25:19,315 --> 01:25:22,718
* Bursting with blues
1225
01:25:22,751 --> 01:25:25,654
* Yellows and reds
1226
01:25:26,789 --> 01:25:29,958
* I gotta feeling now
1227
01:25:34,062 --> 01:25:37,700
* Whoa I'm so empty
1228
01:25:37,733 --> 01:25:41,537
* And killing me dead
1229
01:25:41,570 --> 01:25:45,073
* Feel like I won somehow
1230
01:25:48,911 --> 01:25:51,714
* All I can give
1231
01:25:51,747 --> 01:25:54,683
* Is all that I am
1232
01:25:56,552 --> 01:25:57,920
* I'm a bouquet
1233
01:25:57,953 --> 01:26:01,023
* From a single stem
1234
01:26:03,892 --> 01:26:06,429
* All that you feel
1235
01:26:06,462 --> 01:26:09,632
* Is all that you are
1236
01:26:11,066 --> 01:26:15,938
* Every inch in every bar
1237
01:26:33,155 --> 01:26:36,459
* Run for the mirrors
1238
01:26:36,492 --> 01:26:40,329
* We shatter 'em down
1239
01:26:40,363 --> 01:26:43,866
* Standing alive and bold
1240
01:26:47,570 --> 01:26:50,306
* Possibly ready
1241
01:26:51,274 --> 01:26:54,677
* For what, I don't know
1242
01:26:55,744 --> 01:26:58,847
* Maybe for me, yeah
1243
01:27:02,685 --> 01:27:05,187
* All I can give
1244
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:08,123
* Is all that I am
1245
01:27:10,058 --> 01:27:11,527
* I'm a bouquet
1246
01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:14,630
* From a single stem
1247
01:27:17,199 --> 01:27:19,835
* All that you feel
1248
01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:23,038
* Is all that you are
1249
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:28,143
* Every inch in every bar
1250
01:27:31,847 --> 01:27:34,483
* And all I can give
1251
01:27:34,517 --> 01:27:37,252
* Is I that I am
1252
01:27:38,987 --> 01:27:43,091
* Yeah every woman and every man *
1253
01:27:46,595 --> 01:27:49,097
* All that you feel
1254
01:27:49,131 --> 01:27:52,301
* Is all that you are
1255
01:27:53,836 --> 01:27:57,340
* Every inch in every bar
1256
01:28:01,243 --> 01:28:04,747
* Every inch in every bar
1257
01:28:08,551 --> 01:28:12,721
* Every inch in every bar *
1258
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:28,070
Goodbye Scottie, I'm leaving you.
1259
01:28:32,608 --> 01:28:36,779
So, you're saying I'm ready
to fight my own battles?
1260
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:39,882
I sure don't feel ready.
1261
01:28:41,417 --> 01:28:43,552
But, watching your act here tonight
1262
01:28:43,586 --> 01:28:46,054
I suddenly feel rather superfluous.
1263
01:28:46,088 --> 01:28:47,255
Superfluous?
1264
01:28:48,557 --> 01:28:50,092
You know, whenever I'd
fantasize about talking with you
1265
01:28:50,125 --> 01:28:54,329
I always just thought you'd
talk more like a tough girl.
1266
01:28:54,363 --> 01:28:56,098
You're so refined.
1267
01:28:56,131 --> 01:29:00,202
Well, Thirsty's pretty
refined and she's tough.
1268
01:29:01,804 --> 01:29:05,508
So, you think Thirsty's
gonna fight my battles for me?
1269
01:29:05,541 --> 01:29:09,678
No Scottie, Scott
you may wrap yourself
1270
01:29:09,712 --> 01:29:13,649
in many different skins,
Thirsty, Cher, whoever
1271
01:29:15,317 --> 01:29:19,755
but when all is said
and done it's all Scott.
1272
01:29:19,788 --> 01:29:23,125
You have to decide
what you want from life
1273
01:29:23,158 --> 01:29:26,294
and then go out and fight for it.
1274
01:29:26,328 --> 01:29:30,933
What is it that you really
want out of life, Scott?
1275
01:29:30,966 --> 01:29:35,137
I wanna be fearless one
day and I wanna feel safe.
1276
01:29:36,939 --> 01:29:40,008
I wanna be comfortable
in all of my skins.
1277
01:30:01,263 --> 01:30:03,231
* Sometimes I'm right
1278
01:30:03,265 --> 01:30:05,267
* Then I can be wrong
1279
01:30:05,300 --> 01:30:09,505
* My own beliefs are in my own songs *
1280
01:30:09,538 --> 01:30:13,776
* A butcher, a banker,
a drummer and then *
1281
01:30:13,809 --> 01:30:18,013
* Makes no difference
what group I'm in *
1282
01:30:18,046 --> 01:30:21,316
* I am everyday people
1283
01:30:26,555 --> 01:30:28,323
* I am no better
1284
01:30:28,356 --> 01:30:30,693
* And neither are you
1285
01:30:30,726 --> 01:30:34,730
* We're all the same whatever we do *
1286
01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:36,799
* You love me, you hate me
1287
01:30:36,832 --> 01:30:38,934
* You know me and then
1288
01:30:38,967 --> 01:30:40,969
* You still can't figure out
1289
01:30:41,003 --> 01:30:43,305
* The bag I'm in
1290
01:30:43,338 --> 01:30:46,609
* I am everyday people
1291
01:30:51,780 --> 01:30:53,516
* This is a long man
1292
01:30:53,549 --> 01:30:55,651
* That doesn't like the short man *
1293
01:30:55,684 --> 01:30:57,753
* For being such a rich one
1294
01:30:57,786 --> 01:31:00,122
* That will not help the poor one *
1295
01:31:00,155 --> 01:31:01,957
* Different strokes
1296
01:31:01,990 --> 01:31:04,192
* For different folks
1297
01:31:04,226 --> 01:31:06,161
* And so on and so on
1298
01:31:06,194 --> 01:31:08,564
* And Scooby Dooby Dooby
1299
01:31:08,597 --> 01:31:10,999
* Oh sha sha
1300
01:31:12,935 --> 01:31:17,072
* We have to live together
1301
01:31:17,105 --> 01:31:18,841
* There is a yellow one
1302
01:31:18,874 --> 01:31:20,909
* That won't accept the black one *
1303
01:31:20,943 --> 01:31:23,011
* That won't accept the red one *
1304
01:31:23,045 --> 01:31:25,347
* That won't accept the white one *
1305
01:31:25,380 --> 01:31:27,249
* Different strokes
1306
01:31:27,282 --> 01:31:29,351
* For different folks
1307
01:31:29,384 --> 01:31:31,419
* And so on and so on
1308
01:31:31,453 --> 01:31:33,856
* And Scooby Dooby Dooby
1309
01:31:33,889 --> 01:31:36,291
* Oh sha sha
1310
01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:42,297
* We have to live together
1311
01:31:42,330 --> 01:31:46,535
* I am no better and neither are you *
1312
01:31:46,569 --> 01:31:50,405
* We're all the same whatever we do *
1313
01:31:50,438 --> 01:31:52,474
* You love me, you hate me
1314
01:31:52,507 --> 01:31:54,743
* You know me and then
1315
01:31:54,777 --> 01:31:58,847
* Still can't figure
out the bag I'm in *
1316
01:31:58,881 --> 01:32:03,051
* I am everyday people *
1317
01:32:22,638 --> 01:32:26,642
* Come on over here, mister man *
1318
01:32:27,843 --> 01:32:31,780
* Now don't be shy
you here mister man *
1319
01:32:34,449 --> 01:32:38,253
* You're so young
and dear, mister man *
1320
01:32:38,286 --> 01:32:42,457
* You've got to be
sincere, mister man *
1321
01:32:43,626 --> 01:32:46,995
* There's nothing that I fear
1322
01:32:47,029 --> 01:32:48,931
* Uncle Gene
1323
01:32:48,964 --> 01:32:52,200
* I love the life you live
1324
01:32:52,234 --> 01:32:54,637
* Uncle Gene
1325
01:32:55,537 --> 01:32:58,106
* I wanna dance and sing
1326
01:32:58,140 --> 01:32:59,708
* Uncle Gene
1327
01:32:59,742 --> 01:33:02,978
* And want to be on the screen
1328
01:33:03,011 --> 01:33:05,413
* Uncle gene
1329
01:33:06,548 --> 01:33:08,917
* That's my little man
1330
01:33:08,951 --> 01:33:11,486
* You're such a mister man
1331
01:33:11,519 --> 01:33:13,455
* You light up the stage
1332
01:33:13,488 --> 01:33:16,925
* With your pure and budding age *
1333
01:33:16,959 --> 01:33:19,561
* You put on a great show
1334
01:33:19,594 --> 01:33:22,030
* And everyone will go
1335
01:33:22,064 --> 01:33:24,733
* I'll teach you all I can
1336
01:33:24,767 --> 01:33:26,802
* They'll know my little man
1337
01:33:26,835 --> 01:33:31,006
* You're such a mister man
1338
01:33:37,279 --> 01:33:40,515
* How can you perform
without a costume at all *
1339
01:33:40,548 --> 01:33:44,252
* You're already cute, but
we need to make you a doll *
1340
01:33:44,286 --> 01:33:45,854
* A little bit of blush will go *
1341
01:33:45,888 --> 01:33:47,823
* A long, long way
1342
01:33:47,856 --> 01:33:49,157
* You need to wow the crowd
1343
01:33:49,191 --> 01:33:52,327
* And give them something to say *
1344
01:34:04,606 --> 01:34:05,540
* Putting you together
1345
01:34:05,573 --> 01:34:07,009
* Gonna make you a queen
1346
01:34:07,042 --> 01:34:08,010
* Putting you together
1347
01:34:08,043 --> 01:34:09,845
* They'll ask where you've been *
1348
01:34:09,878 --> 01:34:10,979
* Putting you together
1349
01:34:11,013 --> 01:34:12,614
* With the wag, wig, and tights *
1350
01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:13,648
* Putting you together
1351
01:34:13,682 --> 01:34:15,483
* For the stage and the lights
1352
01:34:15,517 --> 01:34:16,785
* Take this necklace and hoops
1353
01:34:16,819 --> 01:34:21,123
* You're coming together my dear *
1354
01:34:21,156 --> 01:34:22,357
* Apply some lipstick and some liner *
1355
01:34:22,390 --> 01:34:26,561
* Now look in the mirror
1356
01:34:26,594 --> 01:34:27,996
* Now don't forget your falsies *
1357
01:34:28,030 --> 01:34:31,533
* And to hold in your gut
1358
01:34:32,935 --> 01:34:33,902
* You need to have some attitude *
1359
01:34:33,936 --> 01:34:38,106
* And learn how to strut
1360
01:35:00,528 --> 01:35:03,932
* Bursting with blues
1361
01:35:03,966 --> 01:35:06,869
* Yellows and reds
1362
01:35:07,970 --> 01:35:11,139
* I got a feeling now
1363
01:35:15,277 --> 01:35:18,914
* What was so empty
1364
01:35:18,947 --> 01:35:22,785
* And killing me dead
1365
01:35:22,818 --> 01:35:26,321
* Feel like I won somehow
1366
01:35:30,392 --> 01:35:32,961
* All I can give
1367
01:35:32,995 --> 01:35:35,898
* Is all that I am
1368
01:35:37,866 --> 01:35:39,267
* I'm a bouquet
1369
01:35:39,301 --> 01:35:42,404
* From a single stem
1370
01:35:45,107 --> 01:35:47,509
* All that you feel
1371
01:35:47,542 --> 01:35:50,678
* Is all that you are
1372
01:35:52,347 --> 01:35:55,851
* Every inch in every bar
1373
01:35:59,554 --> 01:36:01,957
* All I can give
1374
01:36:01,990 --> 01:36:04,927
* Is all that I am
1375
01:36:06,829 --> 01:36:10,498
* Every woman and every man
1376
01:36:14,169 --> 01:36:16,771
* All that you feel
1377
01:36:16,805 --> 01:36:19,975
* Is all that you are
1378
01:36:21,509 --> 01:36:25,013
* Every inch in every bar
1379
01:36:29,051 --> 01:36:33,221
* Every inch in every bar *
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