Original subtitles

- Rise of the

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Rise of the

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power

Rising up against evil paint the city green

Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene

Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines

With each other they discover

Their destiny and rise

Cowabunga

Rise of the

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power

Rise

[dramatic music]

- Battle for the number one ranking

to unlock an exclusive item!

There can only be one!

The Purple Game! Download now!

- I must have it.

[beeping]

Yes!

[soft music]

- Donnie, have you been playing all night?

- Yes, this is the greatest game of all time.

Stop talking to me.

[beeping]

- Really? This?

- Oh, yes! Rank is rising.

Oh I got to make it to number one, baby!

[beeping]

- Well, let's go, get dressed. If we're late to FanCon,

we'll miss out on the Jupiter Jim swag.

- I'll meet you there.

I'm earning Purple Points to unlock sweet upgrades.

- Uh, are you okay? Atomic Lass is gonna be there.

She's your favorite character

from the extended Jupiter Jim Universe.

- She and JJ haven't spoken since--

- We don't speak of that.

- Got to make it to number one. - I know I say this

a lot about Donnie, but--demon possession!

- [grunts]

I'm fine.

[bright 8-bit music]

Ha, didn't anyone teach you noobs

not to follow strangers into alleys?

- BootyShaker9000, you have qualified for an epic upgrade!

Spend your Purple Points now!

- Oh, my! Plaid.

I have to get more points.

[tense music]

- What a night, baby! - Once in a lifetime!

- We just shared a life-changing experience.

Donnie, you're never going to believe what just happened.

I know it'll never make up for it,

but we got you a Jupiter Jim figure

with real chopping action.

- Ten! So close to one.

Nothing is going to stop BootyShaker9000.

[grunts]

Move, move, move!

[hissing]

- Dude, you okay?

You're dressed up like a lumberjack.

- It's a new upgrade I unlocked.

Not many have.

[chuckles]

- How'd you pay for that gear, Donnie?

How'd you pay for that gear?

[tense music]

[oinking]

- [sobs]

He destroyed Mrs. Porky Coin!

I will avenge her!

- And he doesn't seem to care he missed

a literal once in a lifetime experience.

That lady in a wheelchair walked!

- What do you do if someone you love

is obsessed with something that's bad for them?

[beeping]

- BootyShaker9000? Donnie?

- April?

You're the last person I need to destroy

to achieve rank number one! - Ditto!

both: There can only be one!

[dramatic 8-bit music]

- [yelps]

I must win, I must win!

Down, right, left, left, up-up, left-left, down, right, circle!

[whirring]

- I can't move! How did you do that?

- [laughs]

[beeping]

- The winner is BootyShaker9000!

New Rank: Number One!

- [gasps]

How did he do that?

- I've done it! I'm number one!

Show me what I get! - BootyShaker9000!

You've unlocked the final exclusive item.

- Victorious bluster!

- So we read every Internet Doctor article on how to treat

"Recreational Game Obsession Mania."

- RE-GOM! - I just read the comments.

- So now, we're all experts!

[phone buzzing]

- [screaming]

- Giant mech!

Maybe some action will snap Donnie out of it.

You think?

- Donnie, there's a giant mech destroying--

whoa, nice chair. Wait, where'd you get that?

[comedic musical flourish]

- I unlocked it, and now, I can explore

a whole new world to rule, and--

- No time except for hero time. Donnie, we need you.

- I will be right there. You have my word.

[dramatic music]

- Sup, guys?

Donnie couldn't make it. I'm New Donnie.

Obscure science reference said with total confidence!

- Donnie!

- I don't know, I like New Donnie.

[dramatic music]

- That's huge!

Looks like we've got a new mech villain on the scene.

- Attack! Shelldon, can you get a reading

on who might be driving that thing?

- No, and I'm New Donnie.

- Let's see who's inside, guys! Cowabunga!

Whoa!

Knock knock, metalhead!

What? No one is driving this thing?

- Get out of here, you annoying little plush dolls.

You're ruining Mr. Number One's mech!

[tense music]

- BootyShaker9000? Donnie?

[groaning]

Donnie's controlling the mech. - Say what now?

- You're telling me that big ugly thing is Donnie?

Oh, I have so got this.

- How--what? Leo, what are you doing?

- Trust me. I've got a genius plan.

Hey, Donnie, it's us! Your brothers!

[dramatic music]

[bright squeaking]

- You know, I know these graphics aren't great,

but points for solid writing.

[beeping]

- Okay, that's not good.

- Congratulations on reaching rank number one!

Keep smashing new players. Don't lose your rank.

- Ha, nothing can stop me!

No one will take my number one spot!

- We got to get a message to Donnie.

- How? He's not responding

to anything.

- What about our Recreational Game Obsession Mania Training?

- RE-GOMT! That's it!

- Yes, we can have a heart to heart with him

about how his gaming is hurting us!

- No, I'm going to use his obsession against him.

Time for an upgrade. - I think we're bad people.

[all yell]

[dramatic music]

- Shelldon. - It's New Donnie.

- Whatever! Can you hook my phone

up to that thing so I can get Donnie a message?

- On it!

[beeping]

- [gasps]

Super exclusive upgrade? Yes!

- Donnie, The mech is real. Stop playing the game, Donnie!

- Wow, it feels so lifelike. And again, ace writing.

- Donnie, stop! The game is real.

- Oh, that's not good.

[bright beeping]

Uh, I can't quit out. What is happening?

[dramatic music]

This was not covered in the user manual.

- We meet again, BootyShaker9000.

Or should I call you "Othello Von Ryan"?

Or should I call you Donnie?

- Oh, the Purple Dragons. I should've known.

How's house arrest?

- Yes, it is us, the Purple Dragons.

The greatest teen hacking duo of--

- Uh, trio. - Just up, Jase.

You are on thin ice! - I know I said

the plan seemed insane, but it totally worked!

- We wanted our revenge,

and you played your part perfectly.

You almost destroyed your own brothers.

[laughs]

- Yes, but I didn't!

Mostly, mostly.

- While we would've really enjoyed

watching you smash them,

watching you watch us smash them will be just as nice.

- So, did it work, or?

- Uh, no. He's still attacking!

- Do you think he knows we like New Donnie better?

[high-pitched screams]

- Make it stop! How are you controlling it?

- The mech is now fully self-operational.

Its A.I. learned from how you played the game.

It's the-- - Jeremy, wrap it up already!

[all screaming]

- Brothers!

[grunting]

[dramatic music]

- Uh-oh.

I guess we got to hit it harder.

BootyShaker, time to meet face kicker.

[metal clangs]

[all laugh]

[all groaning]

- Donnie, you got to stop this!

I love you, and your gaming is hurting me.

Like, literally hurting me.

- [groans]

[tense music]

[gas hisses]

[all yell]

[electricity crackles]

all: Huh?

- Cheat code, baby! Let's finish this.

[all yell]

[bright music]

- Guys, guys? Are you okay?

- You hurt Mrs. Porky Coin.

I will have my--

[groans]

- I'm just glad you guys are safe,

and you don't know how sorry I am.

I will never--

[bright 8-bit music]

Oh, Purple Game 2! I must have it!

[upbeat rock music]