Original subtitles

- Let's rip and tear.

- Let's rip and tear. - Yes!

- Lauren and I reached a cease-fire.

She'll do her, I'll do me,

and we sure as hell won't be doing each other.

I thought you and I could be friends.

- You're a liar. You're a bullsh---er.

- Amazing!

- Kyle celebrated his 35th birthday

with a turnt up tea party to protest growing up,

but Amanda decided that his days of sending it

should be sent into retirement.

- This is the last and final time

I'm gonna take your shoes off.

- Emboldened by a date with someone who's out

and available, Stephen channeled his inner queen.

[cheering]

- I do have a queen fetish though.

It works.

- Danielle took the DJ for a spin.

But the historical hijinx weren't so fun for Lindsay...

... as someone from her past was on the guestlist,

and about to join the revolution.

- Oh, my God.

♪ We never stop living the fast life ♪

♪ I'm so sick of sunrise ♪

♪ Just let my loving take you over ♪

♪ I know of a place now I'll show you the way ♪

[cheering]

♪♪♪

- You saw my hoo-ha.

- This is the most outrageous birthday party

in the history of mankind.

- Whoo!

- My expectations have been exceeded.

- Oh, no. - Oh, no!

- [indistinct].

- Mr. Radke.

- Mr. Weston.

- Oh, my God.

- Okay, so, um...

- Dude...

- Gotta be honest, I'm kinda freakin' out.

What do I do?

- Catch him off guard.

You show him who is boss.

- I'm bossy.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Are you okay?

Can I talk to you for a second?

- Yep. Nope.

- She's gonna die.

- Oh, God. She's going in.

She's going in.

- Oh, my-- give me one of those.

- Oh, sh--! - Oh, hey.

- How you doin'? - Yes.

- There's the hello.

- Oh, long hug. She's not hugging

- Oh, my God. - Wow!

- Let's go this way. - Okay.

- The back garden.

- Wait, why is she walking away?

- Uh-oh.

- You know when you're watching a horror movie

and the girl's going down the basement, and you're like,

"Bitch, don't go in the basement."

Lindsay's going into the basement.

- Well...

- Where's Lindsay?

- Lindsay and Everett are in the woods.

Should I just run over there with the siren on.

- No, no. Don't do that.

[siren blares]

- So the race was good?

- It went really well.

- Okay.

- Here, hold on.

- I mean, I missed you there for sure.

- What does that mean?

[sighs]

- Since we broke up,

I've thought a lot about our relationship together

and I realized that you were giving me everything.

And I wasn't meeting you there.

There's a lot more that I wanna show you that I can be

as a partner that I didn't do the first time around.

I wanna have a life with you.

- You have been saying that for a long time.

This is not the first time that Everett has given me

the song and dance.

- I couldn't breathe today when I thought that I lost you.

- Every time that I've forgiven him,

he has gone back to his old ways.

- You tell me you woke up in the bed with four people.

- You know what, I'm gonna go sleep at a guys house tonight.

So right now, I'm not taking this with a grain of salt.

I'm taking this with Salt Lake City.

- This is actual fresh tea.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, it's nice.

- You are the top priority to me.

- Guys.

- I can't give you my life

until you prove to me that I should.

- I would very much like to do that.

- Okay, can you (BLEEP) me?

[laughing]

What?

Just, like, a little bit?

Like, just the tip a little bit.

[laughing] What?

- Uh, yes. I could do that.

- Okay.

- Let's go.

- All right, you mother----ers!

- Yes!

Whoo! - Slap it!

[giggling]

- Guys, I just turned 22.

I'm gonna ----in' turn up.

- Oh-oh.

- Rawr.

[laughing, moaning]

♪ Hey live your life ♪

- More life!

- More Stephen!

Ow!

- Oh, yeah!

- Listen...

[laughing]

- Oh, no!

[collective] - No!

- Dude, there's tea everywhere!

Oh, my God!

- [indistinct] tea party!

[cheering]

- Hello guys.

- What's in the pool?

- There's tea everywhere.

- This pool is ----ed!

- It's Earl Grey up in this bitch!

- Kyle. - It's good.

- You realize you have to drain the pool?

There's not a filter that just, like,

takes the color out of a pool.

- I didn't realize it'd be like...

- You didn't realize tea, like, makes color?

Like, have you ever put a tea bag into a glass of hot water?

[laughing]

- Oh. Hey there.

- Um... - What?

Oh, I'm sorry, Stephen.

- Wait, what's goin' on over here?

Oh, God.

Is it all love?

The possibility of Lindsay and Everett together again,

it makes me nervous.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

How many cocktails did Miss Lindsay have today?

- A lot.

- Can you guys get everyone outside?

♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy Birthday... ♪

- It says 53! - It says 53.

♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪

- Oh, no!

- Yay, Cooke!

- 35 is lookin' damn good on me.

I've got all my friends here.

My girlfriend is right there with me.

I feel like it's the seventh grade dance

and I just touched my first boob.

- Me too.

- Thank you for coming. - Thanks for having me.

It was great.

- Kevin came, he DJ'ed, he left.

- Well, I appreciate it. - I'll walk you out.

Let's go this way.

- You're leaving?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- If Travis can handle Kyle's birthday house party,

I think he can handle the rest of me.

It's like putting a baby in the deep end.

They either sink or swim.

I'll see you later.

Thank you for coming.

I hope he can swim.

- Where are the boys?

Ahoy there, matey.

[laughing]

[screaming]

- Oh, my God!

- Yeah, buddy! - Oh, my God.

- Happy Birthday, Kyle. Bye-bye, security deposit.

- Who shat in the pool?

[laughing]

- Wow!

That was awesome.

[laughing]

- I cannot.

- Yeah, this wig is gettin' a little frustrating.

- Yeah. Okay.

You wanna talk about costume frustrations?

[laughing]

- Danielle.

- This is a joke.

- What the hell is going on?

- Everett just told me that he was gonna make me a priority

and prove that I was number one.

And look at him now.

- See ya again sometime. - See ya.

- Are you ----ing serious?

Come here.

- What's up?

- What, do you think that you're here to hang out

with the boys?

- Can I not catch up with Carl for a minute?

- Great.

Then you can leave when you're done.

- I didn't come to fight with anybody, man.

- I know you didn't. You're good.

- Do you wanna try them?

- Yeah.

- It'll taste like a slushie.

- Lindsay.

[groaning]

What's wrong?

Let's sit in here.

I feel like everything was fine with Everett.

What happened?

Was there a fight in the kitchen?

- No.

- But what-what did he do wrong?

Like...

I'm just-I'm tryin' to understand, like, what happened.

Like, what made, like-- Did he do something?

Like, was he with another girl?

- No.

- Okay, well why-- So, what?

Like, you just felt like he wasn't giving you

his undivided attention?

- Yeah.

Everett should've walked in this house

and not given a (BLEEP) about anyone else except for me.

End of ----in' story.

- I'm Team Lindsay always, but, you know,

these moments of crazy only happen when Everett is around.

- You want me back,

then your eyes need to be on the ----in' prize.

I don't give a (BLEEP) about anyone else.

And neither should he.

I don't give a (BLEEP).

I don't give a (BLEEP).

You know what, get him out of my ----in' house.

- Oh, my God.

- Coming up...

Whoa!

- Whoa! - Kyle?

What the (BLEEP) is going on?

♪♪♪

- Hey, Kyle.

I'm not sure what happened with Linds,

but she's upset with me.

Linds. - Hey.

Have fun with the boys.

That's all you care about, right?

- Lindsay, I thought we had a productive conversation today.

- Did we? - We did, I thought.

- Then you better ----in' bow to my ----in' feet

and prove it to me.

- I was sitting with Carl and--

- Oh-oh, that's important to you?

More than fixing everything with me.

- I can't fix everything right now, Lindsay.

- Guess what?

You should try your ----in' hardest.

- Do you think Kyle's birthday was the time

for Everett to-- - Amanda!

Don't talk to me about when Kyle's birthday

is the time-- - Kyle, stay away.

Kyle, let-let me handle this.

- It wouldn't be Kyle Cooke's birthday

if Lindsay and Everett didn't make the day about them,

and have a massive blowout that affected everybody.

- I'm ----in' done!

- Why are you screaming at me?

- Pack the (BLEEP) up and go back to San Diego.

- Really, Everett?!

Oh-oh-oh, you wanna go talk to Carl.

- I can't speak. - Everett.

- You won't let me say anything. - Then maybe-then maybe do something.

- Come here. I wanna talk to you.

- Oh, you wanna go talk to Carl.

Good. - I can't speak, Lindsay.

- You're good. - This is insane.

- What a-what a good role model for you.

- This is bonkers.

- I will (BLEEP) you up, mother----er.

- She erupted like a ----in' psychotic volcano.

- I'll walk-I'll walk out with you.

- I couldn't speak in there.

- What just happened?

- How many times is it that, "Oh, my intentions are good.

[glass shattering] "My intentions are good."

Like, grow the (BLEEP) up, mother----er.

- They were having a good time together.

- That's because they disconnected their relationship,

and why it doesn't work.

Because it can't keep happening like this.

- I just got a text from Travis

to meet him out at a bar.

And it's weird to say that someone

has relationship potential,

but I wanna see where it goes.

- Kyle's birthday was epic.

- Whoo!

- That Kyle is in his mid 30s,

this is the year that he grows up.

- You know, sometimes, I feel very self-conscious

that your legs are skinnier than mine.

[chuckles]

♪♪♪

- I think you can tell that I'm glowing,

and it's not just my sunburn.

♪♪♪

- Wake up.

[sighs]

[cell phone message alert]

- Wow!

Damn!

- My God.

- How'd the tea get into the pool?

They were, uh, reenacting the actual Boston Tea Party.

- How many pounds did you guys put in?

- I think it was, uh, like, 40 pounds of tea.

- I mean it actually smells like tea,

if you kinda waft it.

- You just need milk and sugar and you could be set.

- Yeah, some milk and sugar.

Well, thanks for coming first thing.

- Yeah, no problem.

- It was a good party.

[groaning]

♪♪♪

- How-how did we leave things with Lindsay?

- She's not being very nice.

♪♪♪

- So, how are-how are things with you and Everett?

- I mean, and I'm sorry that I got emotional last night, Kyle.

But there's a lot of emotions that run through me.

When I see him, there's excitement.

There's happiness. There's sadness.

There's anger. - I get that, but, like,

you snapped at almost everyone.

It's tough to, like, root for you

when all it takes is literally nothing to set you off.

Coming up...

- Hey, son. How are you?

[laughter]

- Mom, did you give him his Prozac?

- He is very happy to see you.

- You snapped at

- You snapped at almost everyone.

- I don't know.

I need to process all the emotions still.

- But it's-it's tough to, like, root for you

when all it takes is literally nothing to set you off.

- I am just exhausted, drained, humiliated.

I think, at the end of the day,

it's about Everett's entire attitude this whole time.

But I will take full responsibility of, like,

letting my emotions get the best of me.

The one person who can bring crazy Lindsay out of me

is Everett.

I mean, other than that though, Kyle,

I think you threw a kickass party.

- I had a blast.

- It's, uh, it's Monday morning.

Is anyone working today?

- I've got so much sh-- to do.

That's why I'm-- - I have stuff to do.

- Today's gonna be a rough Monday.

♪♪♪

- I just, like, completely forgot

I have my friends bachelorette party in Canada.

That means I'm gonna miss your birthday weekend.

- I know.

That's really ----in' annoying.

[groans] - Oh, my back.

- This is what 35 looks like.

You are one old man.

- Are you here next weekend?

- Um, no.

I'm actually gonna go home to Alabama.

When my mom called and invited me to come back home,

I wasn't sure what to think.

- Would you be able to come home sometime soon?

- Um...

I am fully accepting of my sexuality.

But I wouldn't say that I'm fully embracing it.

My parents don't accept me being gay.

And it is something that's holding me back.

- That'll be nice to see your parents.

- Yeah. It'll be interesting.

- SO you gonna make me dinner tonight?

- Whatever your heart desires.

- Let's go. Adios.

♪ Come on let's go oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh oh-oh ♪

♪ Come on let's go oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh oh-oh ♪

♪ Come on let's go ♪

[grunting]

- So, I spoke to the guys and I got your numbers.

I believe you're gonna get there.

You gotta go after it. You gotta go after it hard.

- Yeah. Thank you.

- Hello.

- Hi! - Hi, mama.

Look at you, mama.

Hey, bro.

Is the apartment clean enough for you?

- Yes, looks very nice.

- Okay.

My mom comes over every other week with so much food.

And I'm not gonna say no.

Yes!

Love empanadas.

- How you been?

I haven't seen you in awhile.

- You know, stressed. Trying to find a job.

- Awe. - I'm gonna get a job.

Don't worry.

I'm not gonna move back home.

- Why not?

I would love for you to move back home.

- I'm 28. - Still my baby.

- Awe.

My mom actually worked in the hospital

that both my brother and I were born in.

She had to handle two kids all by herself.

It definitely wasn't easy.

I've only seen her working hard,

and so selfless.

So, I want to make sure that I provide for her.

I ain't got no job. I can't cook.

- No boyfriend.

Am I gonna see grandkids? I don't know.

- Mom, you're, like, really spinnin' the truth here.

[giggles]

♪♪♪

I'm thinking of all of these different ways

this conversation could go.

Different questions they could ask

that I wanna have a good answer to.

Because I can't hide it for any longer.

♪♪♪

[barking]

- Hi. - Hey, Stephen.

- Hey, son. How are you?

[laughter]

- Hello. - Hello.

Your hair's so long.

- How was your flight?

[laughter]

- Awe, he missed you so much.

- I see you've gotten some new furniture.

- Yes, we did. - Well...

- I moved to New York eight years ago.

So when I go to Alabama, it feels weird.

Well, I'll just take this opportunity.

[laughter]

I know my parents love me,

but I don't feel like I can be, you know,

my true self around them.

It should be, like, more over here.

And the ottoman should be in front of it.

Mom, did you give him his Prozac?

- No, he has not had his Prozac yet.

- He is very happy to see you.

'cause he's been a lot calmer. - Is that-is this happy?

- Yeah.

- He's just enjoying his Stephen.

He ain't seen ya in awhile.

- I see you have our photos on display.

- They're always there.

And there's Braden's senior.

- Braden, when do you go back to school?

- Uh, I start going back Wednesday.

Taking all A.P.

And it's going to drive me insane.

- Lauren Grace is-- - Movin' out, so...

- Yeah, she's movin' out. - Movin' out.

Oh, wow. - It's gonna be really fun.

- And sad at the same time.

- Are you gonna cry?

- She's gonna cry. - I cry a little.

A little piece of myself dies each time somebody leaves.

- Oh, really?

- Lauren Grace is seven years younger than me.

I mean, I'm probably still the only gay person

she's ever met.

And my brother is ten years younger than me.

You know, I'm still trying to get to know them

because I've been gone for most of their lives.

What's goin' on with you, Kristen?

- Ava starts preschool in September.

She's really excited. - That's fun.

- Yeah.

- Kristen has two children.

We were very close growing up.

When I was 15, I realized I was gay

and we just grew apart.

I started being reclusive

because I didn't want them to find out.

Did you guys find a place for dinner?

- We're gonna go to Fat Boys, and, uh...

[laughter]

They got the best ribs around.

Grandma and Grandpa will be joining us for dinner tonight.

- You have bees this year?

- I have one hive left this year.

We could go up there.

Might try to get a little honey off of 'em.

I haven't cracked 'em open this year

because of all the rain.

Uh, rain makes 'em real grumpy,

and they like to sting when they're grumpy, so...

- I do not wanna get stung.

[laughter]

- Coming up...

- I have a small bladder.

- Pee in the bottle, not the cup.

- Sit down.

- Who wants Pinot Grigio?

♪♪♪

- Hi. - Hey.

- How are you? - What's up?

Muah. - Hi!

- What's up? - There he is.

How does it feel to be 35?

- Dude, I feel phenomenal. - Officially.

- I'm turnin' back the clock.

I have friends that are like,

Cooke, what the (BLEEP) is in the water, man?

Uh, Rose and Twisted Tea.

- This is perfect. This is like executive.

- Yeah.

- Ooh, the leather is soft like butter.

- So, Lindsay set this up?

- Yeah. - Cool.

- Have you talked to her?

- Other than the morning, uh, Monday morning was rough.

- I think once Lindsay gets upset,

she kind of sees red, and, like,

if you're in her path, you're going down.

- Yeah.

- When she flips her switch, who's around?

Everett. - Yeah.

- At the end of the day,

I know he's going to be making efforts

to show that he cares.

I have a love letter in my bag for Lindsay,

from Everett.

- He met up with me today. - Wait, what?

- He-he's sending flowers to the house.

- No way.

- I just-I just don't understand.

- Do I wanna deliver these flowers?

Absolutely not.

But Everett is one of my best friends,

so I'm gonna do this for him.

- They're-they're toxic for each other.

They bring out the worst in one another.

I just-- I don't get it.

- [speaking Spanish] - Oh, my God!

Scared the sh-- out of me.

- I am here!

- Bringing the energy. - Yay!

- Guys, I need a lotta help.

I've got booze on booze on booze.

- Oh, wow!

There he is.

- I didn't exactly handle myself well at Kyle's birthday,

so I kinda owe it to my roommates to plan something nice,

not only for my birthday, but for them as well.

An Everett free night.

Do you guys have enough room back there?

- Hub-house.

- Hi! - Well, well, well.

- Happy Birthday! Christmas came early.

- Oh, thank you!

- It's special Rose though because it's, like,

double the alcohol count.

- Oh, sh--. Let's put this on ice.

- I'm officially into my 30s.

It's my ----ing birthday!

We're gonna ----in' celebrate.

Guys, um,

I do wanna apologize for being a complete psycho

on Sunday at the end of Sunday night.

- I love Lindsay 'cause she'll admit it.

- I like the-the [indistinct] of ownership here

it's fantastic.

- I mean, I was like out of my body.

But, I wanna just have a really good, fun,

positive Hubbana Night.

- Instead of Havana Nights with a "V",

we got Hubbana Nights with two "B's".

On that note, let's cheers.

[all] - Cheers!

- Cheers to Lindsay!

[collective] - Hubbana Nights!

- Hubbana Nights!

- If you want, I can pull the tractor out, and, uh,

see if we can get a little honey off the bees

up on the hill up there.

- Growing up in Alabama was great.

But I will take Pizza Rat any day over the country bugs.

Do we need to put the bee suit on first?

- Yeah, we need to get the suits on.

♪♪♪

- Can you get in this photo?

[cheering]

- Hubbana Nights.

- Everybody make out. Everybody make out.

- Carl 2.0 is all about respecting boundaries.

So I'm gonna sit back and watch everybody else make out.

[cheering]

- Full circle.

- Happy Birthday, Lindsay.

[indistinct chatter]

- Hubbana Nights! - Yeah!

[indistinct shouting]

- What am I supposed to do?

- Open the bucket up for me.

Okay, watch 'em, Stephen.

- Watch who? - The bees.

- Oh... - Don't-don't--

no sudden moves.

Don't move suddenly because that'll attract them to you.

[exhales] - Oh, gosh.

Oh, they look angry.

- Okay, open it up.

- Ah!

Ah!

- Just walk back that way. Just gently walk.

Yeah, there ya go.

Gent-- No sudden moves, Stephen.

- Won't they keep flying at me?

- Yeah. - Oh, sh--.

[laughing]

Oh, my God.

- Yeah, that's the one place you don't want bees to go.

- I have a small bladder.

- Pee in the bottle, not the cup.

- Sit down.

- I can't even feel if I'm peeing.

- The fact that I'm dating a man who's acting like a child

is just a little embarrassing.

- Guys, it's filling-- - Oh, my God!

- Who wants Pinot Grigio?

Hold on let me cork this ----er.

- Oh, my God.

- Coming up...

- Cute dress.

- It's a jumpsuit.

- There's some salted watermelon right here.

- I'm a salty kinda girl.

♪ We go all out

♪ We go all out we go all out ♪

♪ We like to dance and dance and dance ♪

♪ until the cops come out ♪

[chanting] - We are home.

- Let me get the door for you.

- Let's ----in' party! - Guys.

You guys have to take the table that's outside that--

- Done. - That white table.

- Take it upstairs. - Yes, we will airlift it.

- Hubbs, we got this. - Please.

Then we're gonna all decorate, and then we're gonna get ready.

- All right, team, break!

- Part of being a publicist is knowing how to plan events,

and being a part of every single detail.

So, obviously, my birthday is not gonna be any different.

Knives, napkins, plates.

- Done. - Cups.

- I'll set the table up.

- Wait, you guys...

let's take a gander at the pool.

Wow! - Fixed!

- Wow! - [indistinct]!

- I am shocked that our pool looks as good as it does.

- So there's tablecloths that should have been washed.

- We got this. - You do?

- It's your birthday, babe.

We want you to have a good time.

- I can handle that.

[doorbell ringing]

- Hi!

Chef. - Chef.

Chef Gordon. - How are you?

I decided to hire a chef that specializes in Cuban

and Latin themed dishes.

- Chef Gordon, this is your domain.

Jeremy, I wanna set up a bar upstairs.

- Ew. ----in' A, dude.

When I picture the father of my children,

I think about a guy who's gonna wipe my kid's ass.

Not peeing in a wine bottle.

- The-the tablecloth needs to, like...

- We're guys.

We're not good at this stuff.

- These are-these are place settings.

- Every other. Every other.

- I know. That's what I'm doin'.

- He's peeing again. - I hear you.

- Well, Kyle, if you're gonna pee in a ---ing bottle,

take care of it as soon as you get somewhere.

- I was gonna make a point of being funny and-- okay.

- Well, then it's trying to hard, 'cause it's gross.

A bottle of piss sitting in our foyer.

- Corked.

- Kyle, come on. - Completely sealed.

- Oh, my God.

I thought 35 would bring out a different side of you.

- What?

What the (BLEEP) does 35 have to do with common cork knowledge?

♪♪♪

- Hi, Stephen.

- Hi, Grandma and Grandpa.

- Good to see you, buddy.

- Good to see you. - How are you?

- How's the world treating you?

- Good.

- Good evening.

[collective] - Hi.

- What y'all gonna have for dinner tonight?

- We'll need some barbecue pork with, um, baked beans,

and like, ham stew. - You bet.

We'll be back in just a few minutes.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- How's everything been going?

[indistinct].

- It's good.

Um, well, the city is very busy.

- You shoulda seen her when she found out you--

you were gonna go out there.

- That was what, eight years ago this...

- That will be eight years in December.

- Dropping Stephen off, you know, I mean,

I was just an emotional wreck,

because I'm sendin' my 19-year-old son off to Manhattan.

And I cried like a baby.

- There was just really no stoppin' him.

[laughter]

- Pretty much. Yeah.

- And I'm still there. - Still there.

- My parents are completely lovely people.

They do love me.

But it doesn't matter how many times

you tell me that you love me

if you only love, like, 40% of me.

- Y'all wanna go ahead and have the blessing

before the food comes, and that way--

- Yeah. - Let's pray.

Dear Father, we thank you so much for a wonderful day.

We thank you so much for watchin' over Stephen.

Father, we're just so excited that he's able to come home.

- My family has always been very religious.

So, being gay is not okay.

And, with how conversations with my parents have gone

in the past, like,

when I told them that I went to the Pride Parade...

Lauren and Carl went to the Pride Parade with me

on Sunday.

Um...

- Well, at least you're keepin' busy.

- I just hope they're open to hearing what I have to say.

Thank you so much.

I don't think that I'm gonna talk to them

and suddenly they're gonna be like, gay okay.

But they have to start acknowledging it.

- This looks lovely.

- There's not really good barbecue in New York.

- You've come to the right place then.

[laughter]

♪♪♪

- Dude, like, I'm the least, like,

confrontational guy.

But like, let's just ----ing rip some shots and--

- I'm in. Friday night--

- That's what all this bullsh-- is about.

Dude, she's gonna ----in' judge me on a party bus?

- Seems like you guys only get in arguments though

when you're drunk.

- Yeah, it's called rocket science.

- Dude, I mean, like,

I don't actually think I've ever had a legitimate fight

with Amanda until this summer.

You know. - Are you still happy?

- Of course, man.

She's the unicorn.

Like, I care a lot about Amanda.

But I'm also completely freaked out.

Oh, my God.

How are we ever gonna grow up, dude?

♪♪♪

- Jeremy. - What's up?

- Uh, I have an idea.

Lauren, me, you, shot.

- Sounds great.

- I'm here to fill up water, but I never say no to shots.

- Jalapeno tequila?

- I was a little buzzed already,

but I'm ready to keep the buzz going.

- Pretty dress. - It's a jumpsuit.

- Jumpsuit, jumpsuit, jumpsuit.

- Jumper.

[chuckling]

- Uh, Jeremy, cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers. - Happy Birthday, Lindsay.

- Is there a chaser?

Okay, we're just gonna go straight.

Okay. Bye.

See you tomorrow.

I honestly never thought that after everything

that Carl and I have been through,

there would be this sort of awkwardness.

It's a new normal that we're tryin' to navigate.

- There's some salted watermelon right here.

- Watermelon's supposed to be sweet.

I like that it's salty. I'm a salty kinda girl.

[doorbell ringing]

- Oh, hello.

I think I know who this is for.

- Flower delivery.

- Thank you, sir. - Have a good one.

- Party that way.

- So let's-- babe.

They're beautiful.

Let's put them in our room,

so I can pretend they're mine for a few hours.

- I have this and the ----in' love letter that he wrote.

- After dinner.

- Obviously, the-the size of the bouquet....

- Shh.

- ...has to do with the size of the regret.

- If that's the case,

I need one of those Kim Kardashian flower walls.

'Cause you've got a lot of regrets, dear.

- Oh, hello!

You look handsome.

- Oh, my God. Kyle's hat.

- Yeah.

[overlapping chatter]

- You look like ----in' Narcos over here.

- Happy Birthday to you! - Yay!

To Hubbana Nights! - Happy birthday, babe.

- Thank you, guys. - Cheers!

- Thank you for celebrating. - Of course.

- Thanks for coordinating everything.

This is amazing. - Ay-yi-yi!

- Whoo! - Cheers.

- I cannot believe this all came together perfectly.

I mean, I don't wanna toot my own horn, but...

toot-Toot.

- Look, I love all of you here.

And Lindsay, look,

you have a bunch of ----in' poofs on your hair.

I have no idea what the (BLEEP) those things are.

- Lindsay's like... - But I love it!

Happy Birthday, Hubbs.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday dear Hubbs ♪

♪ Happy birthday to Hubbs ♪

- [indistinct].

[cheering]

- Oh.

- Empanadas. - Empanadas.

- Wonderful.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Whoo! Chef!

- Amazing.

[cheering]

[exclaiming]

- What's your name?

Hey, you wanna (BLEEP)?

- This is for Hubb-Hubb.

- This Hubb is on fire.

- Cheers!

- Love it. I love it!

Another one.

- Where are you going? - You guys are ----in'...

"Happy Birthday, Lindsay. Love, Everett".

Okay.

I ----in'--

It smells good to me.

It's nice. It's nice quality.

Oh!

- What the (BLEEP) is going on?

Kyle is...

- Oh, my God. I can't.

- Coming up...

- I don't choose to be gay.

- You know where we stand for is our belief in God,

and our belief in Heaven and Hell.

- It's just hard for me because I feel like

I can't tell you about a lot of my life.

- To Hubbard!

- To Hubbana Nights! - Happy Birthday, babe.

- Cheers.

- Whoa!

- What the (BLEEP) is going on?

Kyle is... - Oh, my God. I can't--

- He just fell. - I'm sorry.

I have to-- I can't--

I'm not gonna let this happen.

[chuckling]

Okay, Kyle.

Can you look at me?

You're embarrassing me.

So I'm gonna hold this. You get your sh-- together.

- Oh, God.

Kyle's in no position to handle this task.

It's gonna implode.

- All right.

Here's the deal.

This is from-- - Mr. Everett Scott Weston.

- Oh, I figured.

- Carl, can you take that, and throw it over?

- I'm a little bit confused.

- Hey-hey, Lind-- Hey, no. - Lindsay!

- Throw this over. - Whoa-whoa, Lindsay.

- Let's read the letter.

- I have no interest in hearing what he has to say

in his letter. - Are you kidding me?

She will never be happy, no matter what Everett does.

It could have been a million dollar ring.

Which she would've put it on eBay.

- This can go over the ----in' balcony

and into the ----in' pool. - Guess what, guess what.

- Kyle, not tonight. - These are birthday flowers.

- Kyle, not tonight. - I don't give a (BLEEP).

They mean nothing. - Okay.

- You know how many flowers I've gotten

in the last two months?

Kyle, the last love letter I got was on May 11th.

And you know what happened on May 11th?

He hooked up with a girl

four hours after delivering that love letter to me.

Four hours!

So this letter is bullsh--! - Do us all a favor.

Do us all a favor. - Kyle, it's her birthday.

So if she doesn't wanna hear this, stop.

- [indistinct] forbid,

a gentleman hooks up with a girl when he's single.

- Kyle!

If you're trying to get someone back--

- Then don't say that you want me back!

- Everyone, shut up! Everyone, shut up!

- Sometimes it's a little complicated.

- Stop!

- I'm not gonna sit around for this.

- Guys, it's her birthday. - Okay.

All right, see ya later. - Is it Lindsay's birthday?

- This is not the night to have the conversation.

This is Lindsay's birthday. - I'm done.

(BLEEP) you, Kyle!

(BLEEP) you!

- To come at Lindsay very aggressive.

But guess what-- - Guess what--

- You-- Shh! No, stop. Listen.

- I ----in' have every right to.

- No, you don't. Because Everett's a liar!

- After last weekend.

- The only goddamn reason I'm sitting here

is for those lobsters.

Amit, do you agree? - I'm chillin'.

I'm hungry.

- I'm ready for the lobster to come out.

- But why are-why-why are you defending Everett

when he has no room for defense?

- Both of you guys are-- - Please stop.

- Defending your own best friends,

which is what you're supposed to do.

So he's gonna defend his best friend.

- I just never wanna hear about it ever again.

- You say it to Everett, too, then.

- I am done.

- Oh, I remember this.

[laughing]

- See if it still fits you.

Wow!

Your head hasn't grown too much, has it?

You were a cute little boy.

- That terrible sweater. - The sweater.

Time goes fast.

- I know.

I can't believe I've been in New York that long.

- It's been a long time.

- Yeah, but I don't know many of 19-year-old guys

that could move to Manhattan for that length of time

and been as successful as you've been.

And I think that's your work ethic.

I'm proud of what you've accomplished.

I'm proud of what you've made of yourself.

- I'm proud of you, too.

[laughing]

- I love my family and hanging out with them.

But I'm here because I need my parents

to acknowledge me being gay.

I have to do this.

I mean, it's nice to hear, because sometimes it's hard.

Like, we're not always super close.

You know, because, obviously,

there's things in my life that are different for you guys.

And that you maybe don't agree with.

[sighs]

I don't want, like, to disappoint you guys,

and I don't wanna feel like I'm letting you down.

I don't choose to be gay, and that's just how I am.

And I wanna tell you about my life.

And tell you about what I'm doing,

and who I'm dating, and who I'm seeing.

Because I want you to feel as much a part of my life

as you feel like you're a part of Kristen's,

or Lauren Grace's, or Braden's.

And sometimes I just feel like I'm kind of on my own.

- I don't want you to feel that way.

I mean, that breaks my heart to think you feel that way.

I certainly would not want anybody to feel unloved,

or alone, or that you're lesser than.

And we never have thought of you that way.

That's what I want you to know.

And I hope we never make you feel that way.

- You know where we stand as far is our belief in God,

and our belief in Heaven and Hell,

and our belief in the Bible, and those type of things.

- It's just really difficult.

It's a really bad place to be in.

I know what you believe

and I don't fault anybody for that,

but it is something that is a big part of my life.

- And I'm not sure what the solution is for that

because you know what we believe, like Dad--

you know, like we said.

And we believe in what-in the Bible and what it teaches.

So, it's hard-- that's hard for us.

[sighs]

- Their rejection of it is only based on religion.

How can this be wrong if God made me this way?

I just can never imagine that.

Like, not wanting someone to be happy.

- People can disagree on things.

Don't let one choice in your life, like you said,

of choosing to be gay define who you are.

- I didn't choose to be gay.

When you don't love a part of who I am,

it makes me feel inadequate.

Nobody wants to feel like

they're not everything that you wanted.

It's just hard for me because I feel like

I can't tell you about a lot of my life,

because I don't wanna make you uncomfortable.

I don't want you to feel bad.

Sometimes, I feel like you don't really even know me.

- Next time on "Summer House"...

- Two, three...

- To the sexy singles of the house.

- I think we should have a threesome.

- Something died in our home.

[gags] - Oh!

- I got this friend, Lindsay, comin' out for the party.

Is that okay with everybody?

- You have something on your nose.

[giggles] - Do I?

- You did.

- I just kinda feel sorry for her.

- What's your problem with me?

- It's not fun having to take care of your boyfriend

when he's passed out on the floor.

- Why are you being so mean?

- Kyle-- - I'm outta here!

This is not fun! Summer should be fun!

Amanda...

not fun.

- For more information on "Summer House",

go to bravotv.com.