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Previously on Life UneXpected.
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You and someone had a kid.
You gave up that kid.
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I am that kid. And now
I'm applying for emancipation.
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- From the people who adopted you?
- From foster care.
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Cate Cassidy, that's your mom.
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I am Cate Cassidy.
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Ryan and I have
been up since 5:00.
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You never even told me
I've got a kid out there.
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Why would I? You wouldn't
even admit that she existed!
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- Who are you people?
- My birth parents.
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I am not granting
you emancipation.
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I'm releasing you back into their
temporary joint custody.
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You have a daughter?
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You can't handle paying rent.
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How you gonna handle having a kid?
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Hi, Brynn.
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So, boarding school?
San Francisco? Jerry Garcia?
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You just made all that up?
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Thanks to you, the whole school
knows everything about me
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and they all think that
I'm this gigantic liar.
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How would you feel if
everyone knew your secret?
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Hey, Portland!
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Having a good time tonight?
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Crossing your fingers for
a date with Cate or Ryan?
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Raise your glass, everyone.
They're engaged.
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To each other.
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I'm not a perfect mom.
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But this is my best
and so at some point
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you're just gonna have
to take it or leave it.
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* She don't lie *
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* In bed at night *
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* Staring at the ceiling *
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* She don't wait to begin *
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Keep walking, Bong Girl.
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Foster Freak.
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The bitch posse still riding you?
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Yeah, turns out lying
about my entire life
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then getting busted at school,
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not the best way to make friends.
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Who cares?
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You don't wanna be friends
with those donuts, right?
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Yeah, no.
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Who all's coming tomorrow night?
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I wanna keep it small.
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Oh, just us, a couple of Jones's
friends from the football team.
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Oh, but don't worry:
there won't be any
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compulsive-lying
fake blondes there.
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I disagree, Lux.
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Her ass is way bigger
than her mouth.
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Don't.
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It'll just make it worse.
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Dude, nice Norton.
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- You know bikes?
- Yeah.
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Hey, you're the girl who
sold Brynn the bong lamp.
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Yeah, sorry it got confiscated
before she gave it to you.
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No worries.
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She felt so bad about
not having a present,
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she's letting me throw
a party at her house.
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It's gonna be sweet.
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Right, babe?
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Gave me some leverage so, thanks.
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Let's go.
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I wanna say bye before my
parents leave for the airport.
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Forget them.
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Tash and I have a
surprise for you.
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Really? What?
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You'll find out tomorrow night.
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Picking you up at seven.
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Eight, seven...
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...six, five, four, three...
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...two, one!
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Churros down.
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Eight churros in a minute!
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Stick that in your loser
pipes and smoke it!
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You're a freak of nature.
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It's like he doesn't even chew.
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You guys have had
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fried Twinkies, fried Snickers
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and something that looks
like fried butter.
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Ugh, sorry,
what's the point of this?
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Besides suicide by carnie food?
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The other night we made
a butt-load of cash
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on that Drink-A-Date thing.
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And then it came to me.
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Bam, we should be an event place.
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It's money in the bank.
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That's why we're here,
to get ideas.
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No more eating competitions.
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I feel like I have a food baby.
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Did I see a Daiquiri
stand back there?
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Where?!
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Hey, you guys,
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I need ten jackpot ideas
by the end of the night.
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Jackpot, not crackpot.
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These guys are goofballs.
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You don't wanna leave, do you?
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I still gotta beat
you at air hockey.
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No, I don't wanna leave.
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The sooner the night ends,
the sooner tomorrow begins
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and I'm back to sucky
reality and sucky school.
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Those girls?
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They still giving you a hard time?
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Everyone treats me like I
have the social bird flu.
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Except for this guy, Jones.
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But he's just some jock.
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Just some jock?
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- Football?
- Quarterback.
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Now we're talking.
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Okay, I'm not bragging,
but when I was a Quarterback,
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a friend of mine was a
friend of Westmonte's.
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So, get in good with
this Jones guy...
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Bam! School's your oyster.
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If we were in high
school together,
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would we have been friends?
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Hmm. That's a tough call.
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See, I didn't like girls
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who'd beat me at air hockey
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and then do this, like,
obnoxious little victory dance.
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When you stop losing,
I'll stop dancing!
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Yeah?!
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And tonight playing the part of
the overbearing, worried parent.
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Worried about what?
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You. It's after midnight.
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Okay.
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On a school night.
You should have called.
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Cate, relax.
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What's the point of
giving you a cellphone
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if you don't use it?
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I mean, I had no
idea where you were.
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I told you, I was with Baze.
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Yeah, well, Baze is an
overgrown man-child.
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You know, this is the
third night in a row
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that you've hung out with him.
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What'd you guys do?
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We... went to an amusement park,
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ate 36 churros...
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talked and came home.
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We had fun.
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Kind of like when we went
window-shopping for handbags?
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I'm gonna go to bed.
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I thought we had fun.
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I'm fun.
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Today's topic is chemistry.
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Why some people just don't have
it and others have in spades.
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We have, uh, Lisa from
Beaverton on the line.
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You are on the air.
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What about you and Cate?
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You both sound like totally different
people. Now suddenly you're engaged?
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Ryan, you sound so laid-back and fun.
Cate sounds so... intense.
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Is there a question here?
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When did you realize there
was chemistry between you?
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Well, before Cate became
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this big-time radio
host and neurotic mom,
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she was a party beast.
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You see, I knew she was special when we
were at this event in Kansas City.
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She shows up to my hotel room,
blasted on tequila,
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and she asks me if I wanted to
see her do this trick with her...
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Okay, maybe that's not
a good story for the public.
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No, actually, uh...
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it was on our first date.
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She said something sweet, rare,
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I know, and, uh...
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well, she put her hand on mine.
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And I felt it.
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That connection.
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That charge.
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I knew there was
something between us.
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Sound about right, Cate?
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Here's a question.
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Why is there a premium on fun?
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It doesn't make you a
better partner or parent.
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In fact, being a good parent
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automatically means you're
less fun. It's a zero-sum game.
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Uh, yeah, I don't think that
means what you think it does.
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Take me.
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To my kid, I'm a bad, boring cop
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because I believe in school
nights and purse shopping.
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But her dad?
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A barely upright orangutan
with a chronic bed-head?
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He gets to be the fun one
and fill her with junk food
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like he's bought
stock in diabetes.
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Explain that to me.
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What?
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Are you trying to get
the show cancelled?
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'Cause our listeners,
they're still trying to adjust
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to the fact that their fun,
single buddies, Ryan and Cate,
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aren't fun and single anymore.
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And you griping about your
baby daddy drama isn't helping.
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- It's real.
- So is cancer.
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Look, our listeners, they want
to live vicariously through you.
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Zany, slutty, boozy Cate.
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Just get back in there
and don't get us fired.
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Oh, and happy birthday to me,
by the way.
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All I got was a Slanket
from my husband,
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frozen yogurt coupons
from my stepkids,
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and a best friend who forgot.
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I didn't forget.
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Hmm-mm, totally got you something.
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What?
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How about a girls' night out with zany,
slutty, boozy me?
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Bong Girl, if your homeless
boyfriend talks to me again,
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I'm telling school security.
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I felt sexually objectified.
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You're wearing pants that
say "Juicy" on the ass.
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Okay, don't kill me,
but my parents' flight got cancelled
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and they're not leaving
till Sunday night now.
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So, where are we
supposed to party?
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I already told the guys.
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Maybe we could party at Lux's.
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Oh, wait, doesn't juvie
hall lock down after dark?
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Actually, if you want to party,
I've got a place.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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My dad has a loft over his bar.
On Third and Clover.
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- You sure he'd be cool with it?
- Wait, what?
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Yeah, totally,
he's cool with anything.
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He used to be Quarterback, too.
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Awesome. You're a lifesaver.
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Sync by honeybunny and Kerensky
www.addic7ed.com
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Corrected by Kerensky
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All right, you guys,
it's time to think big, okay?
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It's game-changer time.
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What is one of the coolest things a
bar can do to get butts on the stools?
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- Turtle racing.
- Wet T-shirt contest.
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Come on. I have a teenager daughter,
I can't have a bunch of women in T-shirt's.
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- So now we can't have any fun?
- Men can't have fun without being degrading?
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No, no, look, I got it.
I got it. I got it.
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A Freedom Thursday.
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Thursday night.
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Half the guys in town get held
hostage by their girlfriends and wives
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'cause they're watching:
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So You Think Me and My Plus 8 Kids
Can Dance or whatever girl crap's on.
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Right, and so they
come here instead.
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Where there's Thursday night
football and half-time is happy hour.
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There you go!
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See that, unlike turtle racing,
that is an actual thought.
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We just need a couple of those
55-inch flat screen TVs.
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My cousin, Boogie, can install
them for, like, nothing.
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Okay, awesome, how much is a TV?
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About four grand.
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- How much is a turtle?
- A buck 75.
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And you need the pail,
too, though.
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That would be me.
You guys keep thinking.
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Hey. What's this?
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Rent two weeks early.
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I know you had some concerns
about me opening this place
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but I just wanna show you,
Dad, I'm figuring things out.
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And...
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Uh, I got a new business plan.
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Events.
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What events?
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Turtle races.
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Hey.
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'Sup, Gramps?
254
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:20,381
Uh, so... can I have some friends
over to the loft tonight?
255
00:11:20,382 --> 00:11:23,952
Friends from school?
The jock?
256
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,453
- Sure, yeah.
- Awesome.
257
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,797
That's it?
258
00:11:37,498 --> 00:11:40,267
As her father, you don't
ask one leading question?
259
00:11:40,268 --> 00:11:44,372
It's a parenting choice. Unlike you
with me, I actually trust my kid.
260
00:11:44,373 --> 00:11:47,209
Wow. Well, your parental instincts are
about as strong as your business model.
261
00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:50,642
What grown man relies on reptiles to
bail himself out of a financial mess?
262
00:11:51,046 --> 00:11:55,313
You have to think before do things.
You got a brain up there. Use it.
263
00:11:56,214 --> 00:11:58,349
You know what?
264
00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:01,288
I've got it covered.
Ok. The bar, Lux...
265
00:12:01,289 --> 00:12:04,291
I... I've got it covered.
266
00:12:04,292 --> 00:12:07,495
So thank you for your help,
but no thank you.
267
00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:14,034
Red or black? which one
says "more fun and carefree"?
268
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,735
The red one is kind of sluty.
269
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,738
R3d 1t 1s.
270
00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:22,443
You wearing that?
271
00:12:22,444 --> 00:12:25,345
Yes. I will be wearing
whatever says:
272
00:12:25,346 --> 00:12:28,215
"Stop calling me Foster Freak".
273
00:12:28,216 --> 00:12:31,753
Well, in that case,
I would not go with the orange.
274
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,758
H-How come you didn't want
to have the party here?
275
00:12:37,759 --> 00:12:40,159
You know, it's a lot roomier.
276
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:44,131
Yeah, well, Baze's is
just more... casual.
277
00:12:44,132 --> 00:12:48,902
It's not a big deal or anything,
just Jones and...
278
00:12:48,903 --> 00:12:51,505
a couple of kids from Westmonte.
279
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:56,543
Mm. Glitter eye shadow?
280
00:12:56,544 --> 00:12:59,913
That's a lot of effort for a
party that's not that big a deal.
281
00:12:59,914 --> 00:13:02,014
It's a little deal. Ok?
282
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:05,586
I've never actually thrown
a party before.
283
00:13:06,687 --> 00:13:08,321
You kidding?
284
00:13:08,322 --> 00:13:10,057
Hmm-mm.
285
00:13:10,058 --> 00:13:14,027
Oh. Y-You want some money,
you know, for...
286
00:13:14,028 --> 00:13:16,498
sandwiches or sodas?
287
00:13:16,799 --> 00:13:19,534
I think Baze has got it covered.
288
00:13:21,304 --> 00:13:23,271
Oh, uh, I'll get it.
289
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:34,081
- Hey!
- Hey.
290
00:13:34,582 --> 00:13:36,351
Uh, hi.
291
00:13:37,052 --> 00:13:39,654
What are you guys doing here?
292
00:13:39,655 --> 00:13:42,089
I told you, Tasha and I had
a surprise for you tonight.
293
00:13:43,158 --> 00:13:46,227
Oh...
I-I, um...
294
00:13:46,228 --> 00:13:47,963
completely forgot.
295
00:13:47,964 --> 00:13:49,847
We thought you could use cheering up.
296
00:13:49,848 --> 00:13:52,330
I got us tickets to a drive-in movie theater
in Newburg; they're showing Shaun of the Dead.
297
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,466
Gavin even managed to get a car.
298
00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:58,037
Oh.
299
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,207
I can't go.
300
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,009
Why not?
301
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,012
Um...
302
00:14:05,013 --> 00:14:07,848
because I-I'm not
feeling that great.
303
00:14:07,949 --> 00:14:09,984
Yeah, there's something
going around school,
304
00:14:09,985 --> 00:14:12,787
and I have the worst headache,
and-and-and...
305
00:14:12,788 --> 00:14:14,888
My throat, feels like it's on fire.
306
00:14:14,889 --> 00:14:18,589
Lux!
We're leaving for Baze's in 5mn.
307
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,662
Oh... yeah, Cate,
308
00:14:22,663 --> 00:14:24,497
she's going out tonight
309
00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:26,366
and wants Baze to
keep an eye on me.
310
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:29,302
You know her, overly concerned,
overcompensating mother.
311
00:14:30,305 --> 00:14:33,207
It's my fault. I should have
checked with you before.
312
00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:34,410
No...
313
00:14:34,911 --> 00:14:38,513
Tash, this is beyond awesome.
314
00:14:38,514 --> 00:14:40,281
I can't believe I'm missing it.
315
00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:43,082
But you guys should go.
316
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,583
Yeah? You don't mind?
317
00:14:45,339 --> 00:14:46,352
No.
318
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:48,388
It's okay. Go without me.
319
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,058
I'll be fine.
320
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:00,702
- Bye.
- Bye.
321
00:15:18,873 --> 00:15:20,340
It's to the point.
322
00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:22,008
It's a revelation.
323
00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:24,478
Man, I can't believe I haven't
thought of that before.
324
00:15:24,479 --> 00:15:26,846
All right, what about you?
325
00:15:26,847 --> 00:15:29,213
You psyched to have your friends over?
326
00:15:29,214 --> 00:15:30,549
"Psyched" is strong.
327
00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:32,484
Does "slightly barfy" count?
328
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,888
It's going to be great. Really.
329
00:15:35,089 --> 00:15:37,091
Okay?
330
00:15:38,192 --> 00:15:39,560
Jamie.
331
00:15:39,861 --> 00:15:42,696
We are going to rock it tonight.
332
00:15:42,697 --> 00:15:44,231
Yeah, man. Totally.
333
00:15:44,232 --> 00:15:47,365
So, other than handing out flyers,
what else did you do for publicity?
334
00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:49,266
What's that now?
335
00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:52,070
You know, online ads,
uh, local radio spots.
336
00:15:52,071 --> 00:15:55,007
Dude, how else are people going
to know we even have turtle races?
337
00:15:55,008 --> 00:15:57,443
You know what? You know what?
That's negativity talking.
338
00:15:57,444 --> 00:15:59,711
That is my dad talking.
339
00:15:59,712 --> 00:16:01,280
Tonight is going to go great.
340
00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:04,452
Turtles, and they
didn't cost a dime.
341
00:16:04,453 --> 00:16:06,687
I rescued them from
the science wing.
342
00:16:06,688 --> 00:16:08,688
Thought they'd rather
be here than surrounded
343
00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:11,789
by hormonal teenagers
feeding them gummy worms.
344
00:16:18,163 --> 00:16:19,264
They're alive, right?
345
00:16:19,265 --> 00:16:21,834
They're conserving their energy,
like athletes do.
346
00:16:21,835 --> 00:16:24,770
Well, do they ever exert their
energy like athletes do?
347
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,442
This one only has three legs.
348
00:16:41,887 --> 00:16:42,788
- Hi.
- Hey.
349
00:16:42,789 --> 00:16:44,489
Hey. Come on in.
350
00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:47,527
Seriously, this place is juveniler
than my brother's dorm room.
351
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,329
I smell deodorant and corn dogs.
352
00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:51,331
This place is awesome.
353
00:16:51,332 --> 00:16:53,400
So much better than Brynn's place.
354
00:16:55,069 --> 00:16:58,303
Oh, my gosh.
Pool table, Pinball machine.
355
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,006
A beer pong table?
356
00:17:02,007 --> 00:17:05,310
- Lux, this place is unreal.
- Thanks.
357
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,046
All right, where's the beer?
358
00:17:07,847 --> 00:17:08,849
Didn't you bring your own?
359
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:12,519
You said your dad owned a bar. I thought
getting booze wouldn't be a problem.
360
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,689
Of course, there's no booze.
361
00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:18,725
What did we expect?
She's lying Bong Girl.
362
00:17:18,726 --> 00:17:21,359
Dude, I-I thought that's why
you offered up your dad's pad.
363
00:17:23,196 --> 00:17:25,730
Wait. Give me five minutes.
364
00:17:28,768 --> 00:17:29,568
It's still early.
365
00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:32,738
Party people don't start
the rounds till 9:00.
366
00:17:32,739 --> 00:17:34,341
Okay, so people
pick their turtles,
367
00:17:34,342 --> 00:17:37,911
set them in the start zone and...
368
00:17:37,912 --> 00:17:40,046
All right. Ready.
369
00:17:40,047 --> 00:17:42,482
Set. Go!
370
00:17:47,552 --> 00:17:48,787
This isn't good.
371
00:17:48,788 --> 00:17:51,189
We should take the
three-legged one out.
372
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:51,924
It's bad for morale. No.
373
00:17:51,925 --> 00:17:53,159
Bolt stays.
374
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,760
You named him Bolt?
375
00:17:54,761 --> 00:17:57,763
After Usain Bolt,
three-time Olympic gold medalist.
376
00:17:57,764 --> 00:18:00,533
It's positive reinforcement.
377
00:18:00,534 --> 00:18:01,535
We're so screwed.
378
00:18:03,337 --> 00:18:03,771
Hey.
379
00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:06,739
- Can I have the storeroom key?
- Sure.
380
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,940
Why?
381
00:18:10,943 --> 00:18:13,912
I need some chips and
sodas for my friends.
382
00:18:13,913 --> 00:18:15,480
Or I can give them
383
00:18:15,481 --> 00:18:18,583
the expired milk and leftover
Manwich in your fridge.
384
00:18:18,584 --> 00:18:20,085
All right. Okay, okay.
385
00:18:20,086 --> 00:18:24,857
Just... make sure your friends
stay out of the booze, okay?
386
00:18:25,092 --> 00:18:26,893
No problemo.
387
00:18:31,231 --> 00:18:34,332
- Hey. That one just move.
- Yeah, backward.
388
00:18:36,769 --> 00:18:38,203
This place?
389
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,472
Well, the wine bar was
so loud and crowded.
390
00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:42,609
This is where we're
celebrating my birthday?
391
00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:46,413
We are just swinging by,
because the tapas bar,
392
00:18:46,414 --> 00:18:48,150
it's like, you know,
five stores down.
393
00:18:50,151 --> 00:18:53,917
We're not just stopping by. You're using
your strange fake casual voice.
394
00:18:55,854 --> 00:19:00,192
Please tell me that this is a surprise
party and that people are hiding.
395
00:19:00,593 --> 00:19:02,394
Hi, everybody!
396
00:19:02,395 --> 00:19:04,162
Hey, hey!
397
00:19:04,163 --> 00:19:05,764
Hi to you.
398
00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:07,733
I can't believe
you guys are here.
399
00:19:07,734 --> 00:19:11,204
- You heard about the turtle races?
- What?
400
00:19:11,905 --> 00:19:14,273
I'll be at the bar.
401
00:19:17,244 --> 00:19:20,611
You are a natural.
There's no way this is your first time.
402
00:19:20,612 --> 00:19:22,413
I'm a quick study.
403
00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:25,216
- All right, next, we're trying online poker.
- All right.
404
00:19:26,753 --> 00:19:28,521
Oh!
405
00:19:28,522 --> 00:19:29,722
All right. Come on, Goldilocks.
406
00:19:29,723 --> 00:19:31,624
- We got them on the run.
- All right.
407
00:19:34,294 --> 00:19:36,395
- Oh!
- Yes! Yes!
408
00:19:38,632 --> 00:19:41,667
Hey goldie locks. Feeling better?
409
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,732
Hey, please. This is
not what it looks like.
410
00:19:58,733 --> 00:20:02,538
Oh, so you're not hosting a party
that you didn't invite us to?
411
00:20:02,539 --> 00:20:05,674
- What, you and Abercrombie are buds now?
- I feel like an idiot.
412
00:20:05,675 --> 00:20:08,541
We actually brought you chicken soup
and a Shown of the Dead DVD.
413
00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:10,110
I'm sorry.
414
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,600
Now I just want to shove them
down your freaking throat.
415
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,048
- Hey. You up for another game?
- Not right now.
416
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,852
Beer pong.
Let's do it.
417
00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:22,222
Uninvited street urchins
versus Abercrombie & Bitch.
418
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:34,000
All right, first race of the night.
Final pick, lets go!
419
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,337
Wow.
420
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,773
Okay.
421
00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:42,141
Ready.
422
00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:43,676
Set.
423
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:44,944
Go!
424
00:20:45,646 --> 00:20:47,047
- Geez. Go.
- Wow.
425
00:20:47,048 --> 00:20:48,648
They're not moving.
426
00:20:48,649 --> 00:20:51,018
Man, this place is dead.
427
00:20:51,219 --> 00:20:53,221
The used bookstore is
getting more action.
428
00:20:53,322 --> 00:20:55,390
So, go outside and
hand out more flyers.
429
00:20:55,391 --> 00:20:57,624
Ah, what's the point?
Maybe my dad was right:
430
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,157
I'm an idiot and
this night is a bust.
431
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,862
All right, you need to
shut it with the whining.
432
00:21:02,863 --> 00:21:05,064
Failure is not an option.
433
00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:07,733
You know who you are, Baze?
434
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:10,637
You're the three-legged turtle
no one thinks has a shot.
435
00:21:10,638 --> 00:21:13,274
But he isn't giving up,
and neither should you.
436
00:21:13,175 --> 00:21:16,577
Come on, Bolt!
Let's do it up!
437
00:21:17,546 --> 00:21:20,114
- Yes!
- Guess I'll get more flyers.
438
00:21:29,924 --> 00:21:32,961
Hey! Cate.
Where are you going?
439
00:21:32,962 --> 00:21:35,163
- Uh, ladies' room.
- Really?
440
00:21:35,164 --> 00:21:37,999
'Cause you're headed to the back
stairs, which leads to Lux's party.
441
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,834
- Really? Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
442
00:21:39,835 --> 00:21:42,403
Maybe I'll just
stop in and say hi.
443
00:21:42,404 --> 00:21:43,670
No, no, no.
444
00:21:43,671 --> 00:21:47,271
You don't think I can be trusted to have a
high school party, and you're checking on me.
445
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,408
Maybe I just want to have
some fun at the party.
446
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,309
Yeah, right.
447
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:55,681
Do me a favor: buy a drink, bet on
a turtle, and stay out of my loft.
448
00:22:04,251 --> 00:22:08,313
That's not beer, is it?
I'm young. I'm fun.
449
00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:08,650
I'm young.I'm fun.
450
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,100
I'm young.I'm fun...
451
00:22:10,331 --> 00:22:12,758
Hey. We need a
fourth for beer pong.
452
00:22:12,759 --> 00:22:15,843
Oh, yeah, no. I can't even
remember the last time I played.
453
00:22:15,844 --> 00:22:17,282
Try the '80s.
454
00:22:20,143 --> 00:22:22,099
You know what?
I'm in.
455
00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:23,711
Awesome!
456
00:22:23,712 --> 00:22:26,212
All right.
Let's go.
457
00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:29,510
- Bring it on, bitches!
- Yeah!
458
00:22:30,670 --> 00:22:32,280
- Bitches!
- Yeah!
459
00:22:32,630 --> 00:22:33,560
Just admit it.
460
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,670
You want to get in with the
kids at your shiny new school.
461
00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:38,540
That's not it at all.
462
00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:40,380
You thought we'd make you look bad.
463
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,450
Oh, my God.
464
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:51,000
Hi.
465
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,400
Hi. So you went with the orange, huh?
466
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:54,860
What are you doing here?
467
00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:57,200
I thought I'd, you know,
just check out your party.
468
00:22:57,330 --> 00:22:58,620
Look, Baze said I
could have people over.
469
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,050
I don't need you policing the place.
470
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,570
Why is everybody calling me the police?
471
00:23:01,670 --> 00:23:03,120
I am not the police.
472
00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:06,370
I mean, I am the old
school monster truck!
473
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,890
The beer goes right to your head, huh?
474
00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:12,510
Is it cool if we just, you know, hang?
475
00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:16,420
Cate, everyone here is half your age.
No, it's not cool.
476
00:23:16,610 --> 00:23:20,320
Hey! No. That is Math's.
Give it to me!
477
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,300
Ladies, come on in. We've got
two-for-one specials.
478
00:23:25,410 --> 00:23:27,060
What?
479
00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:29,090
Hey-o, turtle races!
480
00:23:29,210 --> 00:23:30,960
Turtle races that are
tearing up the joint.
481
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,630
We got turtle races that
are tearing up the joint.
482
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,180
Come on.
483
00:23:42,390 --> 00:23:44,270
Oh, hell, no.
484
00:23:44,410 --> 00:23:46,170
All right, everyone out!
485
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:52,050
All right! Party's over.
Everybody out.
486
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:54,290
What the hell is going on?
487
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,420
Lying to me, having half your class
here and trashing the place is bad enough.
488
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,040
But sneaking a keg?
489
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,220
Do you know how much trouble
I could have gotten into?
490
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,160
I-I wasn't thinking.
491
00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:06,010
Damn right you weren't thinking.
They could shut the bar down.
492
00:24:06,130 --> 00:24:07,480
And kids throwing crap
out of the window...
493
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:08,760
somebody could have been killed, Lux.
494
00:24:08,890 --> 00:24:11,380
And what are you doing?
Why didn't you come and get me?
495
00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:14,750
- I'm sorry.
- You're sorry? That's it?
496
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,240
You got to think before
you do things, Lux.
497
00:24:17,350 --> 00:24:20,800
Don't be stupid!
You have a brain. Try using it!
498
00:24:31,490 --> 00:24:33,660
I told you guys this was
going to be a disaster.
499
00:24:44,970 --> 00:24:48,400
Hey, you okay?
Your dad looked pissed.
500
00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:51,990
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Too bad the party had to end there.
501
00:24:52,270 --> 00:24:53,820
No reason it has to.
502
00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:55,780
We can always move it.
503
00:24:55,890 --> 00:24:58,350
Move the party?
Where?
504
00:24:58,470 --> 00:25:00,060
The drive-in movie at Newburg.
505
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,130
It's off the radar.
No one will bother us there.
506
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,940
Sounds great. I'll drive.
507
00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:09,170
Uh, you-you've had a few.
I can drive.
508
00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:12,360
Ah, sure, okay.
Uh, but let me grab the guys, okay?
509
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,520
Come on, babe.
510
00:25:22,870 --> 00:25:24,630
Come on.
511
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,850
Bug.
512
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,320
What are you doing?
513
00:25:29,670 --> 00:25:32,050
Giving your new friends
a night they won't forget.
514
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:36,070
Hey!
515
00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:45,720
I-I cannot believe you.
How could you not come and get me?
516
00:25:45,810 --> 00:25:48,850
Okay, fine, I should have gotten you.
I'm the worst parent ever! Happy?
517
00:25:49,010 --> 00:25:49,830
No, not really.
518
00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:52,730
God, couldn't you have just been
bad cop for one stupid night?
519
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:54,860
What happened?
Where's Lux?
520
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,340
With Bug.
521
00:25:56,470 --> 00:25:58,970
- Yeah, her boyfriend stole my car.
- What?
522
00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:00,080
I'm calling the police.
523
00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:02,580
Don't-don't call the cops.
We'll find them.
524
00:26:02,710 --> 00:26:04,970
I know where they're going.
The drive-in in Newburg.
525
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:05,810
Well, let's track them down.
526
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:08,860
And you, stay put and
do not call the police.
527
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,400
You can't just steal someone's
car because you're mad at me.
528
00:26:15,510 --> 00:26:16,830
I told you, we're borrowing it.
529
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,620
You need to turn this car
around and get it back to Jones.
530
00:26:19,730 --> 00:26:22,360
Abercrombie?
Why do you care about his car?
531
00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:25,960
- You got a thing for him?
- No!
532
00:26:26,110 --> 00:26:29,910
I-I was just trying to...
you know, fit in a little.
533
00:26:30,010 --> 00:26:32,240
What, 'cause you threw a party,
you think you're one of them?
534
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:35,420
You can pretend for the rest
of high school, but then what?
535
00:26:35,530 --> 00:26:37,070
Maybe you graduate?
536
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,490
You won't get into college
like the rest of them.
537
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:42,580
You've been to 13 schools.
Your grades are crap.
538
00:26:43,910 --> 00:26:46,820
I hope being a jerk to me
is making you feel better.
539
00:26:46,930 --> 00:26:49,470
I'm taking a cue from
those kids you like so much.
540
00:26:49,620 --> 00:26:51,780
They treat you like crap,
you throw them a party.
541
00:26:52,710 --> 00:26:55,160
Tash and I have always
been there for you.
542
00:26:55,620 --> 00:26:58,360
You cut us out the first chance you get.
543
00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:01,810
I don't know who you're
trying to be, Lux,
544
00:27:01,930 --> 00:27:04,130
but you're never going
to be one of them.
545
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,160
Never.
546
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,550
Let me do the talking.
Let me do the talking.
547
00:27:19,650 --> 00:27:23,090
Hey! I am a minor.
Watch it with the touching.
548
00:27:25,550 --> 00:27:28,500
Okay, Officer! This is all
a really big misunderstanding.
549
00:27:28,590 --> 00:27:30,420
Ma'am, you are going to
need to take a step back.
550
00:27:30,530 --> 00:27:32,200
Hey. We're her parents.
Okay?
551
00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:33,040
We can explain everything.
552
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:35,150
I mean, if you could just
listen to us for a second.
553
00:27:35,260 --> 00:27:36,510
Cate, I wouldn't do that.
554
00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:38,800
It's fine. I got it.
Officer. Hi.
555
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:44,920
Let's be cool, man.
556
00:27:45,410 --> 00:27:48,520
Okay, physical harassment of an officer
is immediate grounds for arrest, honey.
557
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,760
Uh, hey, bro, there's no...
there's no need to be rough here.
558
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,470
All right.
559
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:59,630
Oh, okay, um, when you get
to the station, call Ryan.
560
00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:03,200
If he's not there, call Alice.
She's at the bar!
561
00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:06,890
You never ever touch a cop.
562
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,310
What?
563
00:28:15,550 --> 00:28:17,020
Go, Bolt!
564
00:28:17,270 --> 00:28:18,650
Go!
565
00:28:18,790 --> 00:28:19,910
Go!
566
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,100
Come on, buddy.
567
00:28:22,270 --> 00:28:24,050
One step at a time.
568
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:30,710
For the win...
569
00:28:30,790 --> 00:28:32,270
the Bolt!
570
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,020
And the first runner-up, Turbo!
571
00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:40,900
Yeah, baby!
572
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,060
That's how we do it!
573
00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:50,440
I tried calling the bar,
and no one is picking up.
574
00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:54,300
I guess Ryan is asleep already.
I left him a message.
575
00:29:00,050 --> 00:29:01,570
I know.
576
00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:03,550
It's all my fault.
577
00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,460
What do you want me to say?
578
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,580
Thanks for being ashamed of me and Bug?
579
00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:16,510
Tash, not telling you about that
party had nothing to do with you.
580
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:19,980
It was me.
581
00:29:20,710 --> 00:29:23,160
I wanted to see what it was like.
582
00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:25,350
You know?
583
00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:27,280
To be one of those kids.
584
00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:30,690
One of those kids that you
and I used to make fun of.
585
00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:34,170
Regular, normal kids
whose biggest worries were
586
00:29:34,390 --> 00:29:37,510
breaking curfew or winning at beer pong.
587
00:29:42,590 --> 00:29:48,340
I didn't invite you, not
because I'm ashamed of you.
588
00:29:50,950 --> 00:29:56,890
I'm ashamed of me... for wanting it.
589
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,580
I get it, okay?
590
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,680
Just don't leave me behind.
591
00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:10,050
Never.
592
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,080
Yo, man, can we get out of here?
Or what?
593
00:30:15,220 --> 00:30:18,890
Sorry, kid. Unless a guardian
or relative shows up, you're stuck.
594
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,530
There's still one person
I haven't tried yet.
595
00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:31,360
No, seriously, what was that move
when you pinned me to the hood?
596
00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:32,460
'Cause I did not see you coming.
597
00:30:32,550 --> 00:30:34,520
That's a little Krav Maga.
598
00:30:35,010 --> 00:30:37,660
I spar on the weekends.
Keeps me sharp.
599
00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:39,540
- It's working, man.
- Thanks.
600
00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:41,150
- I'll catch ya later, bro.
- All right, man.
601
00:30:41,270 --> 00:30:43,970
Hey! Hey, uh, when can I
get another phone call?
602
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,810
What?
603
00:30:51,940 --> 00:30:53,580
I don't get it.
604
00:30:53,980 --> 00:30:55,210
I mean, people, they love you.
605
00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:58,510
You-you have this
weird magnetism thing.
606
00:30:58,830 --> 00:31:00,670
Ever since high school.
607
00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:04,320
It's no wonder that
Lux likes you better.
608
00:31:05,290 --> 00:31:06,520
Come on.
609
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,820
She thinks of me like I'm
her screw-up older brother.
610
00:31:10,630 --> 00:31:12,530
At least she respects you.
611
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,750
She doesn't want anything to do with me.
612
00:31:16,270 --> 00:31:18,750
You should have seen her face
when I walked into her party.
613
00:31:18,850 --> 00:31:20,310
Cate, put yourself in her shoes.
614
00:31:20,390 --> 00:31:22,520
How would you feel if your mom crashed
one of your parties in high school?
615
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,060
Okay, I never had a party
in high school, so...
616
00:31:28,990 --> 00:31:35,230
You think Lux thinks
of me as... as a mom?
617
00:31:35,370 --> 00:31:37,570
You are a natural mom.
618
00:31:40,030 --> 00:31:41,080
Me?
619
00:31:41,210 --> 00:31:44,600
I mean, I try to be her
friend, I get punked,
620
00:31:44,710 --> 00:31:46,620
and then I yell at her like a jackhole.
621
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,530
Lux deserved it.
622
00:31:51,170 --> 00:31:54,500
Except maybe the part
where you called her stupid.
623
00:31:56,030 --> 00:31:58,290
Stupid.
624
00:31:58,780 --> 00:32:03,240
It's my dad's nickname for
me for the last... 17 years.
625
00:32:03,870 --> 00:32:06,750
You know, it's one thing, not being
as good a businessman as my dad,
626
00:32:06,850 --> 00:32:11,970
but I thought that if I
ever had a kid... like...
627
00:32:14,210 --> 00:32:17,520
Maybe that's why I just
like being Lux's friend.
628
00:32:18,050 --> 00:32:23,950
Because I'm afraid that if
I... that if I'm a dad... I'll be him.
629
00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:27,170
You don't have to be your dad.
630
00:32:27,330 --> 00:32:29,930
You just have to be a dad.
631
00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:35,810
I mean, the bond that
you have with Lux already?
632
00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:40,240
- Most people would kill for that.
- Yeah.
633
00:32:41,810 --> 00:32:43,460
I mean...
634
00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:45,980
I would.
635
00:32:50,690 --> 00:32:53,380
You know, maybe your
dad's kind of like me,
636
00:32:53,470 --> 00:32:56,200
stuck in this position
he can't get out of.
637
00:32:56,690 --> 00:32:58,960
Stuck being bad cop.
638
00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:00,080
Just wishing...
639
00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,910
His son wasn't a moron?
640
00:33:02,010 --> 00:33:04,650
Wishing that he could
get a second chance.
641
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,610
Yo, Baze.
642
00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:09,280
Um, Ms.Cassidy, Mr.Bazile.
643
00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:11,450
A gentleman just posted bail for you.
644
00:33:11,540 --> 00:33:13,870
Oh, thank God.
It's Ryan.
645
00:33:40,170 --> 00:33:41,620
Well...
646
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,930
Thanks, Gramps.
647
00:33:47,410 --> 00:33:50,700
Dad, I just...
I want to say I'm sorry.
648
00:33:50,890 --> 00:33:52,090
For what?
649
00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:54,330
Me having to bail you out of
jail in the middle of the night?
650
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,230
For endangering my granddaughter?
651
00:33:56,460 --> 00:33:58,260
For letting me pay for
your college education
652
00:33:58,350 --> 00:34:00,490
only to have you
squander your potential?
653
00:34:01,630 --> 00:34:03,080
Yeah.
654
00:34:03,190 --> 00:34:04,630
That.
655
00:34:07,870 --> 00:34:11,660
Hey, go talk to him.
656
00:34:19,870 --> 00:34:22,320
Dad, uh, listen.
657
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,340
I know this parent thing...
658
00:34:24,470 --> 00:34:27,060
Uh, it's a lot harder than I thought.
659
00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:30,030
And it got me thinking,
how you and I are?
660
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,850
That can't be how you
wanted all this to go.
661
00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:38,220
So, what I am trying to...
662
00:34:38,390 --> 00:34:40,680
I mean, how about a reset?
663
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,580
Like, do you want to
just come in for a beer?
664
00:34:48,290 --> 00:34:50,930
It's getting late.
I got to get back home.
665
00:35:12,130 --> 00:35:14,840
Hey.
How'd it go?
666
00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:17,480
He couldn't get away fast enough.
667
00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:21,420
At least you tried.
668
00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:28,040
- Cate!
- Ryan.
669
00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:30,070
What-What are you doing here?
670
00:35:30,610 --> 00:35:33,560
Uh, I got Lux's messages.
671
00:35:33,830 --> 00:35:35,600
Alice even called.
672
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:36,610
She didn't know what happened to you.
673
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,470
Oh, my God.
She's gonna kill me.
674
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,540
You weren't picking up.
I called the station.
675
00:35:40,830 --> 00:35:42,520
I'm sorry.
676
00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:45,960
Oh, God. I can't believe that
you came all the way down here.
677
00:35:46,330 --> 00:35:48,200
Glad I did.
678
00:35:55,950 --> 00:35:59,580
- We should probably take Lux back home.
- Yeah.
679
00:35:59,670 --> 00:36:03,140
Oh, um, I'll meet you outside.
680
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,070
I'm not so sure what to say.
681
00:36:23,210 --> 00:36:24,910
Me, neither.
682
00:36:25,070 --> 00:36:28,200
I mean, if the cops
come, I lose the bar.
683
00:36:29,170 --> 00:36:34,180
If the state finds out, I lose you.
684
00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:36,880
I shouldn't have stolen that keg.
685
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,140
I shouldn't have yelled.
686
00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:41,740
I don't want to be... that guy.
687
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,810
You're not, Baze.
688
00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:45,980
You're not your dad.
689
00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:50,460
He's not all bad, though.
690
00:36:50,930 --> 00:36:53,250
Maybe he's just one of
those old school dads
691
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,260
who can only show love by hitting
you on the head, or something.
692
00:36:56,350 --> 00:36:59,030
Yeah, or he just likes
hitting me on the head.
693
00:37:00,070 --> 00:37:02,960
When I told him that you were in jail,
694
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,130
the first thing that he asked
was if you were all right.
695
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:08,980
He loves you.
696
00:37:09,850 --> 00:37:14,160
He just... shows it different.
697
00:37:15,110 --> 00:37:16,530
- Good night.
- Good night.
698
00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:37,530
You pretending to sleep
so we don't have to talk?
699
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,160
Maybe.
700
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,010
Okay, well, don't worry.
701
00:37:42,310 --> 00:37:45,460
I'll try to not get too maternal on you.
702
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,750
I arranged for Bug's bail.
703
00:37:50,850 --> 00:37:53,360
He's gonna have his court
appearance on Monday.
704
00:37:55,450 --> 00:37:57,140
Cate...
705
00:37:58,350 --> 00:38:00,750
Thank you.
706
00:38:01,030 --> 00:38:03,340
I'm sorry about everything.
707
00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:05,200
I don't know what I was thinking.
708
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:07,850
At least you weren't playing beer
pong with people half your age.
709
00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:11,300
Better than playing the real-life
version of Grand Theft Auto.
710
00:38:16,340 --> 00:38:21,880
Bug... he was never really
going to steal that car.
711
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:27,220
He's a good guy, deep down.
712
00:38:27,370 --> 00:38:29,210
Okay, if you say so.
713
00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:31,530
Yeah.
714
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:34,700
I do.
715
00:38:38,230 --> 00:38:40,250
Oh, you should have seen it.
716
00:38:40,330 --> 00:38:43,520
It was a massacre of epic proportions.
717
00:38:44,140 --> 00:38:46,820
Here's to Bolt.
At least one of us had a good night.
718
00:38:48,990 --> 00:38:50,930
Hey, guys.
719
00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:54,750
I couldn't sleep and I didn't
want to disturb your mother,
720
00:38:54,860 --> 00:38:59,120
so, maybe I'll take you
up on that beer after all.
721
00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:00,050
Yeah. I got it.
722
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:03,910
I got it.
Coming right up.
723
00:39:09,110 --> 00:39:10,530
So, how'd the turtle races go?
724
00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:14,840
Oh, they're not as, um, not
as profitable as we'd hoped for.
725
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:18,290
But, oh, come on, Dad, I can
still afford to buy you a beer.
726
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,010
It's not for the beer.
727
00:39:20,370 --> 00:39:21,990
It's for a turtle.
728
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,450
You up for a race?
729
00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:29,520
Of course, you bet.
Which one do you want?
730
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,700
I'll take this three-legged one.
731
00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:35,320
Root for the underdog for a change.
732
00:39:37,990 --> 00:39:42,650
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