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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:43,205 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:01:04,862 --> 00:01:06,861 - Hey, four-eyes! - Loser! 3 00:01:06,863 --> 00:01:08,463 Allow me to introduce myself. 4 00:01:08,465 --> 00:01:09,798 Get off the stage! 5 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,334 That's me, Jordan Sanders. 6 00:01:12,336 --> 00:01:14,403 Well, actually, this is me now. 7 00:01:14,405 --> 00:01:15,670 I know. I get it. 8 00:01:15,672 --> 00:01:17,340 Big change, right? 9 00:01:17,342 --> 00:01:19,808 But that was me in 1993, 10 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:21,611 the day I decided to show 11 00:01:21,613 --> 00:01:25,680 everyone at Windsor Middle School what I did best. 12 00:01:25,682 --> 00:01:27,582 The laws of science. 13 00:01:27,584 --> 00:01:29,284 They're actually true. 14 00:01:29,286 --> 00:01:30,852 I can trust them. 15 00:01:30,854 --> 00:01:32,454 I can rely on them. 16 00:01:32,456 --> 00:01:33,888 Who cares? 17 00:01:33,890 --> 00:01:35,957 There she is. 18 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:38,760 You know her: the person who just can't let you live 19 00:01:38,762 --> 00:01:40,997 your best life. 20 00:01:40,999 --> 00:01:44,867 Prepare to behold a death-defying feat! 21 00:01:48,940 --> 00:01:53,341 I trust the conservation of mechanical energy 100%. 22 00:01:53,343 --> 00:01:55,644 So much, in fact, that I am willing to risk 23 00:01:55,646 --> 00:01:58,546 my very life to demonstrate. 24 00:01:58,548 --> 00:01:59,414 Boo! 25 00:01:59,416 --> 00:02:02,284 Um... 26 00:02:02,286 --> 00:02:04,387 Because this ball should not be able 27 00:02:04,389 --> 00:02:06,357 to pass this very spot again. 28 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:09,725 Go. 29 00:02:17,769 --> 00:02:21,070 Now, this should have been my moment of victory. 30 00:02:21,072 --> 00:02:25,041 And for seven glorious seconds, I was on top of the world. 31 00:02:28,312 --> 00:02:29,712 But then, 32 00:02:29,714 --> 00:02:32,315 just like that, it was over. 33 00:02:34,318 --> 00:02:35,583 Ow. Ow, ow, ow. 34 00:02:35,585 --> 00:02:37,452 Something changed. 35 00:02:37,454 --> 00:02:40,422 Little did I know, that something would be me. 36 00:02:40,424 --> 00:02:42,892 Jordan, I know you had big plans to go out there 37 00:02:42,894 --> 00:02:44,927 and show those kids how awesome you really are 38 00:02:44,929 --> 00:02:47,963 so they wouldn't be so hard on you at school every day. 39 00:02:47,965 --> 00:02:50,933 Being me sucks. I want to be someone else. 40 00:02:50,935 --> 00:02:52,934 I know it's hard right now, 41 00:02:52,936 --> 00:02:54,936 but that's just because you're little. 42 00:02:54,938 --> 00:02:57,373 When you grow up, it won't be like this. 43 00:02:57,375 --> 00:02:59,374 - It won't? - Nope. 44 00:02:59,376 --> 00:03:01,376 - Because you're smart. - Yes. 45 00:03:01,378 --> 00:03:02,712 I am smart, aren't I? 46 00:03:02,714 --> 00:03:04,380 And do you know what happens 47 00:03:04,382 --> 00:03:05,848 to smart people when they're big? 48 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:07,716 They become the boss. 49 00:03:07,718 --> 00:03:09,452 - Really? - Really. 50 00:03:09,454 --> 00:03:11,553 And nobody... and I mean nobody... 51 00:03:11,555 --> 00:03:13,054 bullies the boss. 52 00:03:13,056 --> 00:03:15,658 Well, then I can't wait to be big. 53 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:18,527 So I can be the boss and no one will bully me. 54 00:03:18,529 --> 00:03:21,063 Now that's my girl. 55 00:03:21,065 --> 00:03:22,998 Because I'll bully them first. 56 00:03:50,026 --> 00:03:52,628 Jordan, it's time to wake up 57 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:54,529 and live your dreams. 58 00:03:54,531 --> 00:03:56,098 Jordan. 59 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:58,100 I said wake up, girl. 60 00:03:58,102 --> 00:04:00,604 Let's get this shmoney, okay? 61 00:04:23,027 --> 00:04:26,929 HomeGirl, call April. 62 00:04:26,931 --> 00:04:28,797 Take a whoosah, girl. 63 00:04:28,799 --> 00:04:31,900 Fact: April Williams is your assistant. 64 00:04:31,902 --> 00:04:34,703 "Assist" is in the job title. 65 00:04:34,705 --> 00:04:36,638 Calling April. 66 00:04:56,227 --> 00:05:00,228 So, you want to slap your boss. 67 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:02,163 You're not alone. 68 00:05:02,165 --> 00:05:04,833 We all have stress triggers. 69 00:05:04,835 --> 00:05:08,838 People who are vampires, bloodsuckers, 70 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,674 - just plain evil. - Evil. 71 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:14,613 Jordan Sanders calling. 72 00:05:15,679 --> 00:05:17,114 Jordan Sanders calling. 73 00:05:18,181 --> 00:05:20,518 Jordan Sanders calling. 74 00:05:22,119 --> 00:05:24,085 - Jordan Sanders calling. - Oh, shit. 75 00:05:24,087 --> 00:05:25,220 Hello? 76 00:05:25,222 --> 00:05:26,189 Are you awake? 77 00:05:26,191 --> 00:05:28,122 Yeah, I-I'm awake. I was just meditating. 78 00:05:28,124 --> 00:05:30,124 Wake up! Be awake when I call. 79 00:05:30,126 --> 00:05:31,559 But... 80 00:05:31,561 --> 00:05:32,927 I don't know when you're gonna call, 81 00:05:32,929 --> 00:05:34,497 so when would I sleep? 82 00:05:34,499 --> 00:05:36,064 When I'm not calling. 83 00:05:36,066 --> 00:05:39,735 April, listen to me. 84 00:05:39,737 --> 00:05:41,472 I'm sad this morning. 85 00:05:42,739 --> 00:05:44,739 Oh, why? 86 00:05:44,741 --> 00:05:47,042 I have asked you a thousand times 87 00:05:47,044 --> 00:05:48,977 to have my housekeeper, Elaine... 88 00:05:48,979 --> 00:05:51,580 Linda is her name. Linda. 89 00:05:51,582 --> 00:05:54,583 ...put my slippers 53 centimeters away from the bed 90 00:05:54,585 --> 00:05:56,919 so when I hop out my feet can land on them. 91 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:59,021 I mean, am I being unreasonable? 92 00:05:59,023 --> 00:06:01,256 Yes, bitch. 93 00:06:01,258 --> 00:06:02,590 Is that too much to ask? 94 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:05,059 No, it's not unreasonable at all. 95 00:06:05,061 --> 00:06:06,795 Damn right, it's not too much. 96 00:06:06,797 --> 00:06:08,900 I can't be any kinder to you, April. 97 00:06:10,001 --> 00:06:11,600 Why are you not at work? 98 00:06:11,602 --> 00:06:13,636 I don't need a stay-at-home assistant. 99 00:06:13,638 --> 00:06:14,869 I'm on my way. 100 00:06:14,871 --> 00:06:16,237 - I'm on my way right now. - Go! 101 00:06:34,659 --> 00:06:36,891 Keep your eye on the penny. 102 00:06:36,893 --> 00:06:39,929 - Hey, Tony. - Hey, April. 103 00:06:39,931 --> 00:06:41,330 Can I get a raspberry jelly, and... 104 00:06:41,332 --> 00:06:43,299 you can just put a line of sprinkles out, 105 00:06:43,301 --> 00:06:44,566 and I'll snort 'em. 106 00:06:46,102 --> 00:06:48,336 Take it the boss lady's on the warpath this morning. 107 00:06:48,338 --> 00:06:50,872 Every morning. 108 00:06:50,874 --> 00:06:52,006 - Focus. - All right. 109 00:06:52,008 --> 00:06:53,242 Oh, Stevie didn't go to school today? 110 00:06:53,244 --> 00:06:54,910 Yeah, I gave her the day off. 111 00:06:54,912 --> 00:06:56,177 Those bullies just won't let up. 112 00:06:56,179 --> 00:06:57,946 I can relate. 113 00:06:57,948 --> 00:06:59,114 Hey, April. 114 00:06:59,116 --> 00:07:01,350 - Hey. - Want to see a magic trick? 115 00:07:01,352 --> 00:07:04,052 - Yes. - I'm gonna take this penny 116 00:07:04,054 --> 00:07:06,355 and turn it into a quarter. 117 00:07:06,357 --> 00:07:07,823 Can you get my paycheck next? 118 00:07:08,825 --> 00:07:10,095 Ah, Jesus. 119 00:07:13,763 --> 00:07:15,331 Ta-da! 120 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:17,699 Wow. That was... magical. 121 00:07:17,701 --> 00:07:20,201 Thank you. 122 00:07:20,203 --> 00:07:22,771 It's like she senses my happiness. 123 00:07:22,773 --> 00:07:24,372 Yes, Jordan? 124 00:07:24,374 --> 00:07:26,074 Did you call Amex and schedule my call? 125 00:07:26,076 --> 00:07:27,845 I need to have it... 126 00:07:33,016 --> 00:07:34,783 HomeGirl, end call. 127 00:07:34,785 --> 00:07:36,854 Mm-hmm. I got you. 128 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:58,407 Good morning, Trevor. Oh, good morning, Jordan. 129 00:07:58,409 --> 00:08:00,074 What are you still doing here? 130 00:08:00,076 --> 00:08:02,276 I overslept. Forgive me. 131 00:08:02,278 --> 00:08:03,746 You always have an excuse. 132 00:08:03,748 --> 00:08:05,814 Why you always got your guard up, huh? 133 00:08:05,816 --> 00:08:06,848 Have I ever hurt you? 134 00:08:06,850 --> 00:08:08,917 No, you haven't, because my guard is always up. 135 00:08:08,919 --> 00:08:11,119 - Why do we have this discussion back and forth? - Wh... 136 00:08:11,121 --> 00:08:12,787 I should've known what you was about. 137 00:08:12,789 --> 00:08:16,191 You got my name as "D Boy" in your contacts. 138 00:08:16,193 --> 00:08:18,196 Yes, I saw that. 139 00:08:20,164 --> 00:08:22,131 "D" is... 140 00:08:22,133 --> 00:08:24,165 it's-it's DeAndre, which is French for Trevor. 141 00:08:24,167 --> 00:08:26,134 - What? - You know what? I don't have to explain myself. 142 00:08:26,136 --> 00:08:27,835 - Jordan, come on. - Why were you going through 143 00:08:27,837 --> 00:08:29,437 - my contacts in the first place? - Come on, Jordan. 144 00:08:29,439 --> 00:08:30,939 - DeAndre? - You have to go. 145 00:08:30,941 --> 00:08:32,307 - No, no, no. - Oh, my... 146 00:08:32,309 --> 00:08:34,108 - Are you serious right now? - I'm not go... 147 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:35,678 What? You strong, ain't you? 148 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,279 Come on, Jordan. I'm just trying to get you 149 00:08:37,281 --> 00:08:38,780 to open up to me, all right? 150 00:08:38,782 --> 00:08:40,381 - Come on. - I have a company to run. 151 00:08:40,383 --> 00:08:42,950 You-you can run me. Come on, you know how we do. Come on. 152 00:08:42,952 --> 00:08:44,687 - You get it. You know. - Mm... 153 00:08:44,689 --> 00:08:46,320 ♪ I'm trying to put you ♪ 154 00:08:46,322 --> 00:08:48,823 ♪ To bed, bed, bed ♪ 155 00:08:48,825 --> 00:08:50,858 ♪ I'm trying to put you to bed ♪ 156 00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:52,995 Yeah. ♪ Bed, bed. ♪ 157 00:08:52,997 --> 00:08:55,030 - Give it to me now. Come on. - No, no. 158 00:08:55,032 --> 00:08:56,265 - No. - Wow. 159 00:08:56,267 --> 00:08:58,934 Oh, wait, I need my key back. 160 00:08:58,936 --> 00:09:00,368 - What? Huh? I can't... - That-that was for one night. 161 00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:01,870 I can't hear... I can't hear you. What...? 162 00:09:01,872 --> 00:09:03,405 - D Boy! - What you saying? What? What? 163 00:09:03,407 --> 00:09:07,910 Did you have to do all that sex stuff in front of my child? 164 00:09:07,912 --> 00:09:09,812 Oh, please, he just popped out of you. 165 00:09:09,814 --> 00:09:12,046 I am sure he knows the territory down there. 166 00:09:12,048 --> 00:09:13,415 She's four. 167 00:09:13,417 --> 00:09:16,351 Oh. He's transitioning. 168 00:09:16,353 --> 00:09:18,252 Well, good luck, little fella. 169 00:09:18,254 --> 00:09:19,921 I like you. 170 00:09:19,923 --> 00:09:22,323 Now, your mama's a different story. 171 00:09:24,494 --> 00:09:26,261 If you need a drink, come over here, little man. 172 00:09:26,263 --> 00:09:27,831 I got you. 173 00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:33,301 HomeGirl, play "Put Me to Bed." 174 00:09:33,303 --> 00:09:37,238 You removed all love songs from your playlist. 175 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:40,108 Right. No softening. 176 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:41,776 I tried to tell you. 177 00:09:41,778 --> 00:09:43,812 HomeGirl is playing your jam. 178 00:10:12,143 --> 00:10:14,910 Perfect. 179 00:10:19,783 --> 00:10:20,882 Excuse me. 180 00:10:31,128 --> 00:10:33,462 Back. The usual. 181 00:10:38,002 --> 00:10:39,400 Thank you. 182 00:10:39,402 --> 00:10:41,402 And don't hate the player, y'all. 183 00:10:41,404 --> 00:10:43,405 Hate your little broke-ass game. 184 00:10:43,407 --> 00:10:46,141 Have a cheap day. 185 00:10:46,143 --> 00:10:47,943 Oh, good morning, ma'am. 186 00:10:47,945 --> 00:10:49,477 How would you know? 187 00:10:57,021 --> 00:10:59,087 - Whoa! - Whoa. 188 00:10:59,089 --> 00:11:00,955 Beat it, boys! This ain't the hood! 189 00:11:08,132 --> 00:11:10,399 - Vince, you read my lips. - Okay. 190 00:11:10,401 --> 00:11:11,934 If you see Lil Weezy 191 00:11:11,936 --> 00:11:14,136 or any other delinquents near my baby again, 192 00:11:14,138 --> 00:11:17,472 you better body-slam 'em, or I'm gonna body-slam you! 193 00:11:17,474 --> 00:11:19,473 Y-Y-Yes, ma'am. 194 00:11:19,475 --> 00:11:21,043 And then I'm gonna get you fired! 195 00:11:21,045 --> 00:11:22,310 Yes, ma'am. 196 00:11:22,312 --> 00:11:24,112 I-I would hate for that day to come. 197 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,059 Hey, Jordan. 198 00:11:38,061 --> 00:11:40,127 Did my new seat cushions arrive yet? 199 00:11:40,129 --> 00:11:41,929 Mm, not yet. 200 00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:44,067 Clearly, you don't care if my ass is in pain. 201 00:11:45,099 --> 00:11:45,900 Of course I care about your ass. 202 00:11:45,902 --> 00:11:47,636 You wouldn't happen to be shoving a doughnut 203 00:11:47,638 --> 00:11:49,036 into your face, would you? 204 00:11:49,038 --> 00:11:50,238 - Good-bye. - Huh? 205 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,440 Oh! Oh, my God. Are you okay? 206 00:11:52,442 --> 00:11:54,275 - Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - So sorry. 207 00:11:54,277 --> 00:11:56,178 - April, I am so sorry. - No, it's my fault. 208 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:57,913 I'm sorry. How's your... Is your doughnut okay? 209 00:11:57,915 --> 00:11:59,348 Oh, it-it'll survive. 210 00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:00,982 All right. 211 00:12:00,984 --> 00:12:04,419 I got... I got your sugar all over me. 212 00:12:04,421 --> 00:12:06,255 Wow, that looks so good on you. 213 00:12:06,257 --> 00:12:07,390 - Huh? - Huh? 214 00:12:07,392 --> 00:12:10,258 - I-I thought you said something. - No, uh... 215 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,093 So, wait... so are... Wait, are you gonna do... 216 00:12:12,095 --> 00:12:13,896 gonna pitch your idea to Jordan today? 217 00:12:13,898 --> 00:12:16,330 - Yeah. Today is the day. - Yeah? Yeah! 218 00:12:16,332 --> 00:12:18,567 But tomorrow's also good, too, I heard. 219 00:12:18,569 --> 00:12:20,035 No, no, wait, you... 220 00:12:20,037 --> 00:12:21,502 April, you've been saying "tomorrow" 221 00:12:21,504 --> 00:12:23,137 for, like, months now. 222 00:12:23,139 --> 00:12:25,339 DiscoverEyes is great. 223 00:12:25,341 --> 00:12:26,641 Yeah, you got to go for it. 224 00:12:26,643 --> 00:12:28,577 Hey. 225 00:12:28,579 --> 00:12:30,945 You got this. 226 00:12:30,947 --> 00:12:32,347 Okay. 227 00:12:32,349 --> 00:12:34,549 - You got this. - Yeah. 228 00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:36,617 - Oh, wait, that's a step. - I got it. I'm good. 229 00:12:40,356 --> 00:12:43,458 And you can get this. 230 00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:45,294 - I'm sorry, you say something? - Huh? No, no, no. 231 00:12:45,296 --> 00:12:46,495 Jordan, Jordan, yeah, you can... 232 00:12:46,497 --> 00:12:48,967 you can get the product, the apps... 233 00:13:05,148 --> 00:13:07,082 Mm! 234 00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:09,020 Not gonna catch me slippin'. 235 00:13:11,422 --> 00:13:12,987 Mr. Connor. 236 00:13:12,989 --> 00:13:14,423 May I help you? 237 00:13:14,425 --> 00:13:16,361 I am waiting on Jordan. 238 00:13:18,061 --> 00:13:19,428 Oh, well, um... 239 00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:22,030 would you like to wait in our lovely lobby? 240 00:13:22,032 --> 00:13:25,633 Nope. She's fine with me chilling in here. 241 00:13:25,635 --> 00:13:27,703 - Um... - Cool, cool. 242 00:13:27,705 --> 00:13:29,170 Oh. 243 00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:30,472 Uh, of course. 244 00:13:30,474 --> 00:13:32,140 She is gonna love that you're sitting 245 00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:33,976 at her desk with your feet up. 246 00:13:33,978 --> 00:13:35,412 I'm just gonna go get her. 247 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,983 She's here! Take cover, everyone! 248 00:13:41,985 --> 00:13:44,352 I've gotta be at my desk! 249 00:13:44,354 --> 00:13:46,521 - Hurry, hurry! - I'm sorry. 250 00:13:46,523 --> 00:13:48,960 - Yes, you are. - Good morning. 251 00:13:50,326 --> 00:13:51,727 Okay. 252 00:13:51,729 --> 00:13:53,661 - So, Connor... - Shh! 253 00:13:53,663 --> 00:13:56,365 How did you do that? 254 00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:58,002 Thank you. 255 00:14:01,739 --> 00:14:03,472 Why are y'all out here congregating 256 00:14:03,474 --> 00:14:05,306 like you were in a yard? 257 00:14:05,308 --> 00:14:06,507 Sorry, ma'am. Sorry. 258 00:14:06,509 --> 00:14:09,377 That's not what I'm paying you for. 259 00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:12,984 Can I interest you in some magic? 260 00:14:14,384 --> 00:14:18,319 There is no such thing as magic. 261 00:14:18,321 --> 00:14:20,288 Well, what about Black Girl Magic? 262 00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:23,357 You're a black girl fire hazard. 263 00:14:23,359 --> 00:14:24,995 Now, go and disappear. 264 00:14:26,095 --> 00:14:28,231 What? 265 00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:32,733 Happy birthday! 266 00:14:32,735 --> 00:14:34,535 Call the city and get JS Innovations off 267 00:14:34,537 --> 00:14:37,772 - that dumpy doughnut truck's delivery route. - Grab the cake! 268 00:14:37,774 --> 00:14:40,375 Of course. Immediate... 269 00:14:40,377 --> 00:14:41,809 Who did this? 270 00:14:41,811 --> 00:14:45,579 I told you guys no carbs around me! 271 00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:48,382 Oh, uh... 272 00:14:48,384 --> 00:14:49,818 Um... 273 00:14:51,388 --> 00:14:55,122 Your biggest client is in your office. 274 00:14:55,124 --> 00:14:57,061 Connor? 275 00:14:59,396 --> 00:15:01,262 How did he get up there, April? 276 00:15:01,264 --> 00:15:05,067 You know you're not supposed to speak directly to him. 277 00:15:05,069 --> 00:15:07,301 I didn't. I... He was already there when I got there, 278 00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:09,639 and I-I tried to tell him it's... 279 00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:14,078 Shh. 280 00:15:16,146 --> 00:15:17,578 There she is. 281 00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,146 Connor the Incredible. 282 00:15:19,148 --> 00:15:21,449 What a pleasant surprise. 283 00:15:21,451 --> 00:15:25,319 Please, stay seated with your feet on my desk. 284 00:15:25,321 --> 00:15:27,789 It's... actually fine. 285 00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:29,391 They got to be on the desk. 286 00:15:29,393 --> 00:15:32,327 Up top! 287 00:15:33,529 --> 00:15:35,497 Well, what can I do for you? 288 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,732 I am bouncing to another firm. 289 00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:39,468 What? 290 00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:41,236 No. No. 291 00:15:41,238 --> 00:15:43,737 Connor, you can't jump. You're my biggest client. 292 00:15:43,739 --> 00:15:46,373 That's why I wanted to give you the heads-up in person. 293 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:48,175 Wait a minute. Where is this coming from? 294 00:15:48,177 --> 00:15:52,179 We just want a fresh voice to bring in new tech ideas. 295 00:15:52,181 --> 00:15:55,583 Listen, my next product, it-it's still in beta testing, 296 00:15:55,585 --> 00:15:58,386 but I promise you, HomeGirl, it's gonna be big. 297 00:15:58,388 --> 00:16:00,222 It's-it's more than a virtual assistant. 298 00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:03,525 It is a virtual assistant if she were your homegirl. 299 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,260 It's just not for us. 300 00:16:05,262 --> 00:16:06,660 All right. 301 00:16:06,662 --> 00:16:08,530 Story time, JoJo. 302 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,131 Oh, not again. 303 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:14,236 When I was a kid, I lived a hard-knock life. 304 00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:15,670 - Mm-hmm. - Anyway, 305 00:16:15,672 --> 00:16:17,405 I started getting into tech, 306 00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:20,508 and one day, I had to come to my dad 307 00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:24,512 and ask for a $10 million loan to start my company. 308 00:16:24,514 --> 00:16:26,314 And he's like, "What? 309 00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:28,683 "When you start a company, you don't get ten million. 310 00:16:28,685 --> 00:16:30,385 I'll give you five million." 311 00:16:30,387 --> 00:16:32,920 - And that hurt. - Wow. 312 00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,555 'Cause I was expecting ten. 313 00:16:34,557 --> 00:16:36,525 I had budgeted for ten million. 314 00:16:36,527 --> 00:16:38,293 Mm. 315 00:16:38,295 --> 00:16:40,562 So I go to Grandmother and Grandfather. 316 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,396 And I'm like, "Can you invest more millions 317 00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:44,232 of dollars in my company?" 318 00:16:44,234 --> 00:16:46,668 My grandfather's like, "Well, I don't know what this is." 319 00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,270 - No. - That was hard, 320 00:16:48,272 --> 00:16:50,405 but he gave it to me. And then, finally, 321 00:16:50,407 --> 00:16:53,407 I sell the company for $400 million. 322 00:16:53,409 --> 00:16:55,410 So, that's my struggle. 323 00:16:55,412 --> 00:16:57,478 That's how I came up. 324 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,646 I felt that. I do. 325 00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:00,415 I mean, you could give me a chance 326 00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:03,184 like Grandmother and Grandfather gave you, 327 00:17:03,186 --> 00:17:05,553 and just... just... 328 00:17:05,555 --> 00:17:08,356 take that leap of faith and-and-and-and-and-and-and... 329 00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:09,890 and-and-and-and-and-and-and... 330 00:17:09,892 --> 00:17:12,493 - and... and... - Look, JoJo, okay. 331 00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:14,930 I'm meeting with another firm to talk about 332 00:17:14,932 --> 00:17:16,830 new gaming app ideas on Friday. 333 00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:19,233 - I'm sowwy. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 334 00:17:19,235 --> 00:17:21,536 Connor, please just give me a chance 335 00:17:21,538 --> 00:17:23,704 before you make any rash moves. 336 00:17:25,676 --> 00:17:27,474 All right, fine. 337 00:17:27,476 --> 00:17:29,778 48 hours. Cool? 338 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,445 Yes. I will take it. 339 00:17:31,447 --> 00:17:32,780 Thank you. 340 00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:36,651 And I promise fresh voices coming at you. 341 00:17:36,653 --> 00:17:38,819 Also, you... do you know you have, like, 342 00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:41,990 three dinner napkins on your back? 343 00:17:41,992 --> 00:17:43,992 I didn't know if that was a choice 344 00:17:43,994 --> 00:17:45,926 or if you leaned on something or... 345 00:17:45,928 --> 00:17:48,696 No, it's fashion. It's fashion. It's... 346 00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:51,433 - Oh. You got one shot, JoJo. - It's fashion. 347 00:17:51,435 --> 00:17:53,234 Don't blow it. 348 00:17:53,236 --> 00:17:55,537 All right, people. 349 00:17:55,539 --> 00:17:57,405 Settle down. 350 00:17:58,609 --> 00:17:59,907 Oh. 351 00:17:59,909 --> 00:18:01,443 Apparently, it's lunch, 352 00:18:01,445 --> 00:18:04,011 since Scott wants to eat during our meeting. 353 00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:05,715 Okay. 354 00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,558 There you go. 355 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,359 Take a bite. 356 00:18:20,763 --> 00:18:22,597 We don't have all day, Scott. 357 00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:24,202 Eat. 358 00:18:29,705 --> 00:18:31,338 Yummy. 359 00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,674 Anybody else hungry? 360 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,041 No. I just had salad. 361 00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:36,877 - Mm, I'm fasting. - All right. 362 00:18:36,879 --> 00:18:38,946 Connor wants a new gaming app, 363 00:18:38,948 --> 00:18:41,316 the best thing we've ever come up with, 364 00:18:41,318 --> 00:18:42,916 and we're gonna give it to him. 365 00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:45,686 It needs to be big. 366 00:18:45,688 --> 00:18:47,688 - It needs to make noise. - But when you say 367 00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:49,657 "make noise," do you mean, like, literally make noise, 368 00:18:49,659 --> 00:18:51,792 like the app makes noise, or is it just a... 369 00:18:51,794 --> 00:18:53,761 Okay. 370 00:18:53,763 --> 00:18:55,297 I-I get it. 371 00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:56,931 I know that face. 372 00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:59,701 We've got 48 hours to save our asses. 373 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,636 So let's go. 374 00:19:01,638 --> 00:19:03,672 - Go. - Impress me, people. 375 00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:07,642 Um, an-an app like, uh, Tinder, 376 00:19:07,644 --> 00:19:10,979 uh, but instead of matching people for dates, 377 00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:13,714 you match with people for dating advice, 378 00:19:13,716 --> 00:19:17,652 uh, and then analyze why all your dates went bad. 379 00:19:17,654 --> 00:19:21,955 So, like Tinder but sad. 380 00:19:21,957 --> 00:19:25,359 Like how your parents felt the day you were born. 381 00:19:25,361 --> 00:19:27,828 - Oh. Okay. - Next. 382 00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:33,434 Um, a crossword puzzle app for news junkies. 383 00:19:33,436 --> 00:19:37,905 So, like a crossword puzzle that makes you angry. 384 00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:40,709 - No... - Exactly how I'm feeling 385 00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:43,444 right now when you come up... 386 00:19:43,446 --> 00:19:45,413 - Ow! - ...with those ding-dong, 387 00:19:45,415 --> 00:19:48,015 ding-dong, bad ideas! 388 00:19:48,017 --> 00:19:50,018 I think I have a pretty interesting idea. 389 00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,686 What? You do, April? 390 00:19:52,688 --> 00:19:54,489 I don't even sound like that. 391 00:19:54,491 --> 00:19:56,790 What's going on? 392 00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:59,394 - Nothing. - What? 393 00:19:59,396 --> 00:20:00,627 I didn't say anything. 394 00:20:00,629 --> 00:20:02,129 Somebody said something. 395 00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:05,399 Uh, y'all... y'all need to be quiet. 396 00:20:05,401 --> 00:20:07,836 - We having a meeting up here about important stuff. - Shh. 397 00:20:07,838 --> 00:20:09,370 Sorry about that. 398 00:20:09,372 --> 00:20:12,072 So, you have nothing? You have nothing? 399 00:20:12,074 --> 00:20:13,942 Wow. 400 00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:15,143 Nothing. 401 00:20:15,145 --> 00:20:16,845 She didn't say anything. 402 00:20:16,847 --> 00:20:18,680 He thought he heard something. 403 00:20:18,682 --> 00:20:20,915 Y'all ain't said nothing. 404 00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:24,418 Connor is out the door unless we crack this. 405 00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:26,521 And in case I wasn't clear, 406 00:20:26,523 --> 00:20:29,327 if Connor is out the door, all of you are out. 407 00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:31,893 Bye-bye, health care. 408 00:20:31,895 --> 00:20:34,095 Which you know you need. 409 00:20:34,097 --> 00:20:36,164 Bye-bye, Ping-Pong table. 410 00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,068 Bye-bye, ergonomic chair, 411 00:20:39,099 --> 00:20:41,569 - which... - Sorry. Dang. 412 00:20:46,142 --> 00:20:50,078 You better stop quivering that lip. 413 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,780 - You better not cry. - Stop, girl. 414 00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:54,018 - Stop crying. - This isn't about you, Melissa. 415 00:20:57,052 --> 00:20:59,090 Are there no more ideas? 416 00:21:01,925 --> 00:21:03,524 Fine. 417 00:21:03,526 --> 00:21:08,061 Once again, I will have to figure it out myself. 418 00:21:08,063 --> 00:21:09,931 Go. Go! 419 00:21:09,933 --> 00:21:13,537 I can't look at you anymore. 420 00:21:15,539 --> 00:21:17,875 I have an idea for a new app? 421 00:21:19,176 --> 00:21:21,675 Are you asking me or telling me? 422 00:21:21,677 --> 00:21:23,177 I'm telling you. 423 00:21:23,179 --> 00:21:26,447 I'm telling you that I have an idea for a new app. 424 00:21:26,449 --> 00:21:28,148 It's called DiscoverEyes, and I... 425 00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:31,019 No. I don't take pitches from assistants. 426 00:21:31,021 --> 00:21:32,623 It's just... 427 00:21:33,990 --> 00:21:35,723 I've been here for three years, 428 00:21:35,725 --> 00:21:37,559 and you promised room for growth and... 429 00:21:37,561 --> 00:21:39,059 So I owe you a promotion? 430 00:21:39,061 --> 00:21:40,828 No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. 431 00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:43,097 I... I know this is a terrible time, 432 00:21:43,099 --> 00:21:45,466 but I-I really think I could help this company 433 00:21:45,468 --> 00:21:47,734 if you just gave me a chance like... 434 00:21:47,736 --> 00:21:49,136 someone gave you a chance. 435 00:21:49,138 --> 00:21:51,606 Let me explain something to you, Miss April. 436 00:21:51,608 --> 00:21:53,140 Nobody gave me anything. 437 00:21:53,142 --> 00:21:55,844 I saw an opportunity, I took it, and I ran with it. 438 00:21:55,846 --> 00:21:57,979 And you know what? I'm still running. 439 00:21:57,981 --> 00:22:00,048 Every single day. 440 00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:02,750 You know how many times I had to pitch my first idea 441 00:22:02,752 --> 00:22:05,118 before I sold it? Seventeen. 442 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,923 And I sure as hell didn't take no for an answer. 443 00:22:08,925 --> 00:22:11,928 - Wait, so does that mean you'll hear my pitch? - No. 444 00:22:14,531 --> 00:22:17,565 You know what it is? I'm a taker. 445 00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:18,933 You're not. 446 00:22:18,935 --> 00:22:20,934 So just concentrate on being my assistant 447 00:22:20,936 --> 00:22:23,104 and try being good at that first. 448 00:22:23,106 --> 00:22:25,173 You can't talk to April that way. 449 00:22:25,175 --> 00:22:27,541 Who let the fire hazard in here? 450 00:22:27,543 --> 00:22:29,210 She's just making deliveries. 451 00:22:29,212 --> 00:22:30,712 Come on, Stevie, let's go. 452 00:22:30,714 --> 00:22:32,513 Were you always this way? 453 00:22:32,515 --> 00:22:35,250 - Was I always what way? - Mean. 454 00:22:35,252 --> 00:22:38,586 No. Actually, I used to be just like you when I was little. 455 00:22:38,588 --> 00:22:41,021 And you know what? People treated me like crap. 456 00:22:41,023 --> 00:22:42,290 Then what happened? 457 00:22:42,292 --> 00:22:45,193 I got big, and I got rich. 458 00:22:45,195 --> 00:22:47,729 So, now who gonna check me, boo? 459 00:22:47,731 --> 00:22:49,897 Well... well... 460 00:22:49,899 --> 00:22:52,599 "Well... well..." 461 00:22:52,601 --> 00:22:54,935 Well, you ain't ready to play with the grown-ups, 462 00:22:54,937 --> 00:22:57,204 so go ahead with your little self. 463 00:22:57,206 --> 00:22:59,273 I wish you were my age. 464 00:22:59,275 --> 00:23:01,576 Then I'd check you. 465 00:23:01,578 --> 00:23:04,846 Everybody who you're awful to would check you, too, boo. 466 00:23:04,848 --> 00:23:07,784 Well, I wish your little cartoon dog would bite you. 467 00:23:09,985 --> 00:23:14,688 I wish you were little. 468 00:23:22,698 --> 00:23:24,033 What was that? 469 00:23:25,135 --> 00:23:26,233 What was what? 470 00:23:26,235 --> 00:23:28,235 What was...? 471 00:23:28,237 --> 00:23:30,203 Get out. Get out. 472 00:23:30,205 --> 00:23:33,907 Get that little chocolate Hogwart out! 473 00:23:33,909 --> 00:23:35,876 Are you okay? 'Cause you don't look so good. 474 00:23:35,878 --> 00:23:37,947 No, you don't look good. 475 00:23:39,715 --> 00:23:41,651 No, you don't look good. 476 00:23:43,352 --> 00:23:45,720 That's what happens when people don't eat carbs. 477 00:23:45,722 --> 00:23:47,722 They start seeing Satan. 478 00:23:47,724 --> 00:23:48,956 Move! 479 00:23:48,958 --> 00:23:50,290 - Go back to work! - Yep. 480 00:23:50,292 --> 00:23:53,261 Work! Work! 481 00:24:03,305 --> 00:24:04,938 Morning inspiration. 482 00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:08,142 It is better to have money and be brokenhearted 483 00:24:08,144 --> 00:24:10,144 than be broke and brokenhearted. 484 00:24:10,146 --> 00:24:12,981 Let's wake up and get this money. 485 00:24:16,285 --> 00:24:19,122 Come on. 486 00:24:24,828 --> 00:24:26,997 I need coffee. 487 00:24:30,399 --> 00:24:32,232 I told you watch it. 488 00:24:35,772 --> 00:24:38,172 I swear to God, 489 00:24:38,174 --> 00:24:42,109 when I see you again, I will whup your butt! 490 00:24:42,111 --> 00:24:43,810 I'm not the one. 491 00:24:43,812 --> 00:24:45,748 - What was that about? - Beats me. 492 00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:49,751 The usual. 493 00:24:49,753 --> 00:24:51,284 What's your usual? 494 00:24:51,286 --> 00:24:53,623 You playing with me, right? 495 00:24:57,226 --> 00:24:58,425 Here. 496 00:24:58,427 --> 00:25:00,196 Does that help you remember? 497 00:25:01,731 --> 00:25:03,196 Triple espresso with foam! 498 00:25:03,198 --> 00:25:06,099 You know, too much caffeine stunts your growth. 499 00:25:06,101 --> 00:25:07,801 First of all, shut up. 500 00:25:07,803 --> 00:25:10,905 And second of all, does all this body 501 00:25:10,907 --> 00:25:12,740 look like my growth has been stunted? 502 00:25:12,742 --> 00:25:14,107 Depends. How old are you? 503 00:25:14,109 --> 00:25:15,676 Thirty-eight. 504 00:25:15,678 --> 00:25:17,878 Well, then yes. Yes, it does. 505 00:25:24,721 --> 00:25:26,290 What the...? 506 00:25:29,192 --> 00:25:31,059 Oh, my God. 507 00:25:31,061 --> 00:25:33,163 I need to go to the hospital. 508 00:25:45,742 --> 00:25:47,274 Security! 509 00:25:47,276 --> 00:25:48,809 Homeless kid is trying to carjack! 510 00:25:48,811 --> 00:25:49,944 Who's missing a bag? 511 00:25:49,946 --> 00:25:52,213 No! Back off! 512 00:25:52,215 --> 00:25:53,780 No one is touching this bag! 513 00:25:55,784 --> 00:25:58,219 Step away from the car. 514 00:25:58,221 --> 00:26:00,053 It's me, Jordan. This is my car. 515 00:26:00,055 --> 00:26:01,822 I'm not losing my job over this! 516 00:26:06,463 --> 00:26:08,298 Ha! 517 00:26:18,907 --> 00:26:20,907 Hey, little girl. 518 00:26:20,909 --> 00:26:22,309 Who are your parents? 519 00:26:22,311 --> 00:26:25,146 Um, Jordan Sanders is my mom. 520 00:26:25,148 --> 00:26:28,449 Uh-uh. Jordan doesn't have a child. 521 00:26:28,451 --> 00:26:30,518 Well, she keeps me hidden. 522 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,887 Just, please don't tell anyone you saw me. 523 00:26:33,889 --> 00:26:35,388 You poor child. That woman is even 524 00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:36,793 more horrible than I thought. 525 00:26:38,328 --> 00:26:40,328 She is not horrible. 526 00:26:40,330 --> 00:26:42,329 She just has a very demanding lifestyle 527 00:26:42,331 --> 00:26:45,168 that might be giving her a nervous breakdown. 528 00:26:46,535 --> 00:26:48,034 Hello? 529 00:26:48,036 --> 00:26:49,872 Hello, Child Services? 530 00:26:51,975 --> 00:26:53,941 Stop. 531 00:26:53,943 --> 00:26:55,809 Stop talking like that. 532 00:26:55,811 --> 00:26:58,482 How do you know what I'm gonna s... 533 00:27:01,784 --> 00:27:03,416 ...say? 534 00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:09,089 Where are my natural teardrop boobs? 535 00:27:09,091 --> 00:27:12,159 I paid 15 Gs for those things. 536 00:27:12,161 --> 00:27:14,797 Why?! Why did you change?! 537 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,869 This can't be happening. 538 00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:50,000 Okay. 539 00:28:08,984 --> 00:28:10,417 No. 540 00:28:10,419 --> 00:28:12,121 Not this girl. 541 00:28:13,857 --> 00:28:15,857 Jordan, it's me. 542 00:28:17,961 --> 00:28:20,830 I got all 15 of your messages. 543 00:28:26,235 --> 00:28:28,168 Oh, aren't you cute. 544 00:28:28,170 --> 00:28:30,003 Are you related to Jordan? 545 00:28:30,005 --> 00:28:31,941 So you see her, too? 546 00:28:33,642 --> 00:28:35,509 See who? 547 00:28:35,511 --> 00:28:36,446 The little girl. 548 00:28:38,214 --> 00:28:40,213 Where's Jordan? 549 00:28:40,215 --> 00:28:42,148 Jordan? 550 00:28:42,150 --> 00:28:43,821 Do you really want to know? 551 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,319 Yeah. 552 00:28:46,321 --> 00:28:48,958 She's inside me. 553 00:28:50,225 --> 00:28:52,092 So you ate her? 554 00:28:52,094 --> 00:28:54,395 Is that what happened? 555 00:28:54,397 --> 00:28:56,963 Did you cook her in your little Easy-Bake Oven? 556 00:28:58,368 --> 00:29:00,303 Jordan, hey, I'm here. 557 00:29:01,436 --> 00:29:03,236 Where are you? 558 00:29:03,238 --> 00:29:05,505 I got your dry cleaning. 559 00:29:07,176 --> 00:29:09,079 Did not pay me to babysit. 560 00:29:10,312 --> 00:29:12,114 I'm just gonna call her. 561 00:29:18,987 --> 00:29:21,489 She would never give her phone to a child. 562 00:29:21,491 --> 00:29:24,024 Got that right. 563 00:29:24,026 --> 00:29:27,060 I don't know what you did or how you did it, 564 00:29:27,062 --> 00:29:28,695 but you did something to Jordan, 565 00:29:28,697 --> 00:29:31,197 you crazy little Chucky doll. I'm calling the cops. 566 00:29:31,199 --> 00:29:33,300 Um, you had a strawberry doughnut stain 567 00:29:33,302 --> 00:29:35,036 on your shirt yesterday. 568 00:29:35,038 --> 00:29:37,003 What the hell? 569 00:29:37,005 --> 00:29:39,540 One night, we were brainstorming a dating app, 570 00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,375 and you were telling me the lamest story 571 00:29:41,377 --> 00:29:42,976 about how you lost your virginity 572 00:29:42,978 --> 00:29:45,078 in the back of your mom's Dodge Ram van. 573 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,013 But you told your college sweetheart 574 00:29:47,015 --> 00:29:48,482 that he was your first. 575 00:29:48,484 --> 00:29:51,053 You lying thot. 576 00:29:52,421 --> 00:29:54,924 What in the black Jesus? 577 00:29:59,195 --> 00:30:02,329 This doesn't make any sense. 578 00:30:02,331 --> 00:30:04,065 You went to bed grown, and then you woke up... 579 00:30:04,067 --> 00:30:05,232 Little. 580 00:30:05,234 --> 00:30:06,733 But that's for white people. 581 00:30:06,735 --> 00:30:08,336 'Cause black people don't have the time. 582 00:30:08,338 --> 00:30:10,604 - I know! - What happened? 583 00:30:10,606 --> 00:30:12,339 I can't even think of what could possibly have happened. 584 00:30:12,341 --> 00:30:14,508 No, no, no, no, no, no. I mean... 585 00:30:14,510 --> 00:30:17,278 how did you go from this to this? 586 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,315 That's... 587 00:30:20,515 --> 00:30:22,282 I have never seen a better glow-up. 588 00:30:22,284 --> 00:30:25,386 April, can you help me and figure this out? 589 00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:26,686 No, you're right. 590 00:30:26,688 --> 00:30:28,289 I'm... sorry. 591 00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:30,523 Let me just focus. 592 00:30:30,525 --> 00:30:32,461 Think. 593 00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:36,430 - I got it. - What? 594 00:30:36,432 --> 00:30:38,199 Gucci Mane. 595 00:30:38,201 --> 00:30:40,033 He's had a better glow-up than you. 596 00:30:40,035 --> 00:30:42,669 I mean, he's happy, he's healthy, got a six-pack. 597 00:30:42,671 --> 00:30:44,171 He has a really nice smile, 598 00:30:44,173 --> 00:30:45,705 and I don't know if those are veneers, 599 00:30:45,707 --> 00:30:47,640 - but people say we smile alike... - April! 600 00:30:47,642 --> 00:30:49,645 Can you help me? 601 00:30:51,147 --> 00:30:53,513 Mm-mm. I don't like that. 602 00:30:53,515 --> 00:30:57,283 - What? - I like kids to have old-school manners, so... 603 00:30:57,285 --> 00:31:00,186 I'm not a child. 604 00:31:00,188 --> 00:31:02,391 - Mm... - Okay. 605 00:31:08,097 --> 00:31:10,032 Please help me. 606 00:31:11,667 --> 00:31:14,167 "Please help me... 607 00:31:14,169 --> 00:31:16,169 Miss April, ma'am." 608 00:31:16,171 --> 00:31:17,704 Are you kidding me? 609 00:31:17,706 --> 00:31:19,272 No. 610 00:31:20,743 --> 00:31:23,778 Please help me... 611 00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:25,682 Miss April, ma'am. 612 00:31:27,183 --> 00:31:30,251 Okay, child. 613 00:31:30,253 --> 00:31:33,421 Okay, um, well, try Benjamin Button syndrome. 614 00:31:33,423 --> 00:31:35,222 No. That's when you're born old, 615 00:31:35,224 --> 00:31:37,590 and then you age backwards until you're a baby again. 616 00:31:37,592 --> 00:31:39,326 Oh, well, my bad. 617 00:31:39,328 --> 00:31:41,595 I must have gotten my magical body curses mixed up! 618 00:31:46,468 --> 00:31:48,101 Wait a minute. 619 00:31:48,103 --> 00:31:49,770 - What? - That's it. 620 00:31:49,772 --> 00:31:52,106 That girl. 621 00:31:52,108 --> 00:31:54,642 The fire hazard from the doughnut truck. 622 00:31:54,644 --> 00:31:58,279 She was waving that dumb wand and wished I was little! 623 00:31:58,281 --> 00:32:00,114 Yeah, wishes don't come true. 624 00:32:00,116 --> 00:32:02,116 'Cause if they did, I'd be on maternity leave 625 00:32:02,118 --> 00:32:04,217 with Michael B. Jordan's baby by now. 626 00:32:04,219 --> 00:32:06,353 Okay. So you're gonna go to the office, 627 00:32:06,355 --> 00:32:09,690 stop by the truck, kidnap her and bring her back to me, okay? 628 00:32:09,692 --> 00:32:11,325 I have some duct tape. 629 00:32:11,327 --> 00:32:13,394 We'll just starve her until she reverses this. 630 00:32:13,396 --> 00:32:14,728 Yeah. 631 00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:17,130 Okay, or we could just ask her 632 00:32:17,132 --> 00:32:19,532 to use her toy wand to make another wish, 633 00:32:19,534 --> 00:32:21,601 'cause that's way less felony-ish. 634 00:32:21,603 --> 00:32:23,703 Just... 635 00:32:23,705 --> 00:32:25,205 - What are you doing? - What? 636 00:32:25,207 --> 00:32:27,140 I need a glass of rosé. 637 00:32:27,142 --> 00:32:29,143 It's too early for tequila shots. 638 00:32:29,145 --> 00:32:30,511 You're too young to drink. 639 00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:33,449 Relax. Just a couple of sips to take the edge off. 640 00:32:36,218 --> 00:32:38,219 "Female... 641 00:32:38,221 --> 00:32:41,588 Gary Coleman disease." 642 00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:43,523 He died? 643 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,430 Nosy neighbor. 644 00:32:49,432 --> 00:32:51,898 Swear to God, you're gonna learn today. 645 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:53,701 What?! 646 00:32:53,703 --> 00:32:55,336 Child Protective Services. 647 00:32:55,338 --> 00:32:57,206 Are your parents or legal guardians home? 648 00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:00,907 Oh, um... 649 00:33:00,909 --> 00:33:02,842 April! 650 00:33:02,844 --> 00:33:04,547 Sorry. 651 00:33:09,151 --> 00:33:12,153 What you got there? Nice rosé? 652 00:33:12,155 --> 00:33:14,555 So, who's in charge? 653 00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:15,623 Me. 654 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:18,559 I have that, uh, Jordan Sanders 655 00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,426 is listed as the owner of this apartment. 656 00:33:20,428 --> 00:33:22,663 Correct. Paid in full. 657 00:33:22,665 --> 00:33:24,365 Okurrr? 658 00:33:24,367 --> 00:33:25,801 You told me your name is Jordan Sanders. 659 00:33:27,436 --> 00:33:28,836 I did. 660 00:33:28,838 --> 00:33:32,572 Well, the, um... the other Jordan, the owner, 661 00:33:32,574 --> 00:33:35,175 he's, uh, my brother. 662 00:33:35,177 --> 00:33:37,243 Yeah. My-my dad. 663 00:33:37,245 --> 00:33:38,646 I'm a junior. 664 00:33:38,648 --> 00:33:40,915 Yeah, 'cause women can be juniors, too. 665 00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:42,816 And where is your father now? 666 00:33:42,818 --> 00:33:44,350 Mm. 667 00:33:44,352 --> 00:33:46,252 My, um, father. 668 00:33:46,254 --> 00:33:47,655 That is a good question. 669 00:33:47,657 --> 00:33:49,557 - Auntie? - Mm-hmm. 670 00:33:49,559 --> 00:33:51,692 Where's Daddy? 671 00:33:51,694 --> 00:33:55,930 You know exactly where he is. 672 00:33:55,932 --> 00:33:58,331 - Um... - He's, um... 673 00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:00,701 - overseas. - Space. 674 00:34:00,703 --> 00:34:04,204 - Uh, in a space overseas. - Mm-hmm. 675 00:34:04,206 --> 00:34:05,638 Space Force. 676 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,875 Got it. And your mother is where? 677 00:34:07,877 --> 00:34:08,845 She's a crackhead. 678 00:34:10,279 --> 00:34:12,346 Yeah, Jordan is a crack baby. 679 00:34:12,348 --> 00:34:13,980 It's so sad. 680 00:34:13,982 --> 00:34:16,817 That's why she's so hyper all the time. 681 00:34:16,819 --> 00:34:18,755 Oh, yeah. 682 00:34:20,956 --> 00:34:22,723 Yeah, okay, let me just document this. 683 00:34:22,725 --> 00:34:25,992 Aunt and crack baby. 684 00:34:25,994 --> 00:34:28,661 No, no, no, but this-this is, this is just temporary, 685 00:34:28,663 --> 00:34:31,599 because she's going back to her dad soon. 686 00:34:31,601 --> 00:34:33,300 Mm-hmm. Very soon. 687 00:34:33,302 --> 00:34:35,272 - Back where? - Home. 688 00:34:36,973 --> 00:34:39,676 In Hawaii with my brother. 689 00:34:42,411 --> 00:34:44,214 That's President Barack Obama. 690 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,382 Hmm. No, that's... my brother. 691 00:34:49,384 --> 00:34:52,719 Like, do they just think we all look alike? 692 00:34:52,721 --> 00:34:55,655 Same dog and everything. Okay, uh, and could you please 693 00:34:55,657 --> 00:34:57,391 tell me why you aren't in school today? 694 00:34:57,393 --> 00:34:59,592 - Hmm? - School? 695 00:34:59,594 --> 00:35:00,960 Girl, bye. 696 00:35:00,962 --> 00:35:02,762 I haven't been to school in, like, years. 697 00:35:02,764 --> 00:35:04,297 No, that's not what she meant. 698 00:35:04,299 --> 00:35:05,833 That's not what you meant, right? 699 00:35:05,835 --> 00:35:07,567 Oh, yeah, that's not what I meant. 700 00:35:07,569 --> 00:35:08,835 - Mm. - Joking. 701 00:35:08,837 --> 00:35:10,704 Okay, good, because any parent or guardian 702 00:35:10,706 --> 00:35:12,773 of a child during the ages of mandatory attendance 703 00:35:12,775 --> 00:35:14,608 shall send such child to public school, 704 00:35:14,610 --> 00:35:16,009 private school or a homeschooling program. 705 00:35:16,011 --> 00:35:17,645 Furthermore, any parent or guardian 706 00:35:17,647 --> 00:35:18,978 who violates this code section 707 00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:21,815 shall be subject to fine, imprisonment, 708 00:35:21,817 --> 00:35:24,317 community service or any combination 709 00:35:24,319 --> 00:35:26,353 of such penalties as the court sees fit. 710 00:35:26,355 --> 00:35:27,820 Say what, now? 711 00:35:27,822 --> 00:35:30,056 "Say what, now" is enroll this child in school, 712 00:35:30,058 --> 00:35:31,692 or somebody is going to jail. 713 00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:33,027 That's what now say what. 714 00:35:33,029 --> 00:35:35,764 By "somebody," do you mean... 715 00:35:36,732 --> 00:35:38,898 You. That would be you. 716 00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:40,601 Now, the school district 717 00:35:40,603 --> 00:35:42,802 which Jordan would be assigned to 718 00:35:42,804 --> 00:35:44,837 would be... ah... 719 00:35:44,839 --> 00:35:46,739 - Windsor Middle School. - Windsor? 720 00:35:46,741 --> 00:35:48,375 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, hell no. 721 00:35:48,377 --> 00:35:50,511 Yes. Hell yes! 722 00:35:50,513 --> 00:35:52,545 We love that school. 723 00:35:52,547 --> 00:35:54,014 Enroll her there today, and I will be 724 00:35:54,016 --> 00:35:55,081 checking that you do so. 725 00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:56,449 No. 726 00:35:56,451 --> 00:35:57,985 Look here, lady. 727 00:35:57,987 --> 00:36:00,753 I am a businesswoman, and I have a company to run. 728 00:36:00,755 --> 00:36:02,021 She sells Girl Scout Cookies. 729 00:36:02,023 --> 00:36:03,523 She just takes it really seriously. 730 00:36:03,525 --> 00:36:04,657 - I'm like... - So I don't have time 731 00:36:04,659 --> 00:36:06,360 for Child Services, and I sure don't 732 00:36:06,362 --> 00:36:07,960 have time for school, okay? 733 00:36:07,962 --> 00:36:10,530 Let me be clear. I will have you in foster care 734 00:36:10,532 --> 00:36:14,802 and your goofy aunt over here in jail if you don't. Okurrr? 735 00:36:14,804 --> 00:36:16,770 Yes. Okay. Yes. 736 00:36:16,772 --> 00:36:19,072 - No problem. - Excellent. 737 00:36:19,074 --> 00:36:21,108 Now, if you don't mind, I'm just gonna get 738 00:36:21,110 --> 00:36:24,878 - a video of you two together. - Are you gonna... post this? 739 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:29,916 And this apartment because... I like the evidence. 740 00:36:29,918 --> 00:36:31,351 I can't go to school. 741 00:36:31,353 --> 00:36:32,820 I'm not going to jail. 742 00:36:34,089 --> 00:36:36,489 I can't believe I have to say this. 743 00:36:36,491 --> 00:36:38,625 You're gonna have to be me in the office. 744 00:36:38,627 --> 00:36:41,427 They're not gonna listen to me. I'm like the homey. 745 00:36:41,429 --> 00:36:43,896 You have to make them listen. 746 00:36:43,898 --> 00:36:46,400 I'll be on the phone in your ear, 747 00:36:46,402 --> 00:36:48,434 so don't say anything I don't tell you to say, 748 00:36:48,436 --> 00:36:50,503 don't do anything I don't tell you to do. 749 00:36:50,505 --> 00:36:52,405 So you're still in charge? 750 00:36:52,407 --> 00:36:54,440 Always. 751 00:36:54,442 --> 00:36:56,809 Just keep everyone focused on fresh ideas, 752 00:36:56,811 --> 00:36:59,382 or else the whole company is over. 753 00:37:00,782 --> 00:37:03,016 That just really makes me uncomfortable. 754 00:37:03,018 --> 00:37:06,719 Oh. But do you know what else is uncomfortable? 755 00:37:06,721 --> 00:37:08,721 Unemployment. 756 00:37:08,723 --> 00:37:10,459 Okay. 757 00:37:12,127 --> 00:37:14,962 I will agree to cover for you at the office 758 00:37:14,964 --> 00:37:20,032 if you agree to promote me to creative exec. 759 00:37:20,034 --> 00:37:22,536 What'd you just say? 760 00:37:22,538 --> 00:37:25,038 I said, um, 761 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,041 for you to promote me to creative exec. 762 00:37:28,043 --> 00:37:30,844 Well... 763 00:37:30,846 --> 00:37:33,012 look whose balls just dropped. 764 00:37:33,014 --> 00:37:34,848 I got to take what I want. 765 00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:37,520 - Isn't that what you said? - Maybe. 766 00:37:38,621 --> 00:37:40,490 So, deal? 767 00:37:43,793 --> 00:37:45,425 Deal. 768 00:37:45,427 --> 00:37:48,094 Yes! 769 00:37:49,665 --> 00:37:52,900 - Just... - You know, since I have to be you, 770 00:37:52,902 --> 00:37:54,467 I should probably dress the part 771 00:37:54,469 --> 00:37:56,536 and borrow some of your clothes. 772 00:37:56,538 --> 00:37:59,206 Your body can't fit into my clothes. 773 00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:01,208 This is squats. 774 00:38:01,210 --> 00:38:03,210 This is Pilates. 775 00:38:03,212 --> 00:38:05,179 That body looks like BabyGap, 776 00:38:05,181 --> 00:38:06,846 Gymboree, 777 00:38:06,848 --> 00:38:08,584 OshKosh B'gosh to me. 778 00:38:09,918 --> 00:38:11,788 Ooh, you get on my nerves. 779 00:38:13,822 --> 00:38:15,822 Fine. 780 00:38:15,824 --> 00:38:17,056 Yes! 781 00:38:17,058 --> 00:38:18,692 This is ridiculous. 782 00:38:18,694 --> 00:38:20,027 Let me get this straight... 783 00:38:20,029 --> 00:38:22,529 you went to Target, and you got me this? 784 00:38:22,531 --> 00:38:25,032 "Tarjay." The overalls is what I got. 785 00:38:25,034 --> 00:38:27,233 The shirt is mine. 786 00:38:27,235 --> 00:38:30,737 I look great. 787 00:38:30,739 --> 00:38:32,675 Looking like Cookie from "Empire." 788 00:38:34,243 --> 00:38:35,775 April. 789 00:38:35,777 --> 00:38:38,512 - Uh, you know this kid? - Oh, hey, Vince. 790 00:38:38,514 --> 00:38:41,715 You know how Jordan always asks me to do everything? 791 00:38:41,717 --> 00:38:43,784 - Yeah. - Uh, well, this is her niece. 792 00:38:43,786 --> 00:38:45,786 Yeah, I'm watching her while she's out of town. 793 00:38:45,788 --> 00:38:47,788 Oh. That-that explains it. 794 00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:51,023 Yeah, we had a little confusion with her yester... Um... 795 00:38:51,025 --> 00:38:53,594 Uh, did-did you guys, uh, call Lyft? 796 00:38:53,596 --> 00:38:54,895 No. I got my keys. 797 00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:56,896 No, actually, Jordan left these for me. 798 00:38:56,898 --> 00:38:58,799 Yeah. It was part of our agreement. 799 00:38:58,801 --> 00:39:00,833 I-I don't think Auntie said that. 800 00:39:00,835 --> 00:39:02,802 Now, stay out of grown folks' business. 801 00:39:02,804 --> 00:39:05,505 Let me just take... Give me the keys I let you play with. 802 00:39:05,507 --> 00:39:07,040 She's so funny. 803 00:39:07,042 --> 00:39:08,842 Ah, here we go. 804 00:39:15,150 --> 00:39:17,020 Okay, how do I close the doors? 805 00:39:19,955 --> 00:39:23,056 Now, how do I start the car? 806 00:39:23,058 --> 00:39:25,625 Just put it in electric mode. 807 00:39:25,627 --> 00:39:28,094 It's easier to... 808 00:39:28,096 --> 00:39:29,996 Whoa! Stop! April! 809 00:39:29,998 --> 00:39:31,931 Okay, I got it. I got it. 810 00:39:31,933 --> 00:39:33,833 W-Watch it! Stop! 811 00:39:33,835 --> 00:39:36,168 What-what are you doing?! 812 00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:39,139 Whoa! 813 00:39:39,141 --> 00:39:40,873 Okay, I got it. I got it. 814 00:39:40,875 --> 00:39:42,643 - No, you don't. - Oh. No, I don't. 815 00:39:42,645 --> 00:39:44,848 Oh, I got... okay, I got it now. 816 00:39:50,652 --> 00:39:53,186 I can't go in there. Mm-mm. 817 00:39:53,188 --> 00:39:55,255 You heard Agent Bea. 818 00:39:55,257 --> 00:39:58,061 If you're not registered today, I'm going to county. 819 00:39:59,161 --> 00:40:02,094 But this place, the memories. 820 00:40:02,096 --> 00:40:04,066 It was so hard for me. 821 00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:07,936 I never felt so small. 822 00:40:10,139 --> 00:40:13,840 I-I know this is hard for you, and I'm sorry, 823 00:40:13,842 --> 00:40:15,608 but I'm not going to jail for you. 824 00:40:15,610 --> 00:40:17,911 You got to... you're going to school. 825 00:40:17,913 --> 00:40:19,279 If you think I'm listening to someone 826 00:40:19,281 --> 00:40:21,315 with such poor control over their edges as you, 827 00:40:21,317 --> 00:40:24,750 then, girl, you are severely mistaken. 828 00:40:24,752 --> 00:40:27,022 Okay. That's it. 829 00:40:31,192 --> 00:40:34,360 Listen, I'm the adult, and you're the child, 830 00:40:34,362 --> 00:40:36,896 so when I say something, you listen. 831 00:40:36,898 --> 00:40:39,032 Please. 832 00:40:39,034 --> 00:40:41,101 If you don't stop embarrassing me 833 00:40:41,103 --> 00:40:42,902 in front of these white people... 834 00:40:42,904 --> 00:40:44,270 Well, you're embarrassing yourself. 835 00:40:44,272 --> 00:40:45,807 You know what? 836 00:40:47,109 --> 00:40:49,241 I'm sick of you. Say one more thing. 837 00:40:49,243 --> 00:40:51,011 - I dare you. - Fine. 838 00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:54,817 You're too fat for that skirt. 839 00:40:57,185 --> 00:40:59,619 You know what? 840 00:40:59,621 --> 00:41:02,221 If you want to take it there, we going old-school. 841 00:41:03,759 --> 00:41:05,157 - What? - Oh. 842 00:41:05,159 --> 00:41:07,226 - Let's go. - I'm requesting backup. 843 00:41:07,228 --> 00:41:09,295 We have a BMW situation. 844 00:41:09,297 --> 00:41:11,331 Black mama whupping. 845 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:13,366 - How you like that? - Mm-mm! 846 00:41:18,072 --> 00:41:20,040 - Try me. - Okay, see? 847 00:41:20,042 --> 00:41:21,808 - How you like that? - No. You tried it. 848 00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:23,710 No, you tried it. 'Cause I've been looking at you 849 00:41:23,712 --> 00:41:25,344 like a little girl, but you a grown-ass woman, 850 00:41:25,346 --> 00:41:26,846 and you gonna catch a grown beat. 851 00:41:26,848 --> 00:41:29,318 Fine. 'Cause I got this good knee back. 852 00:41:31,319 --> 00:41:33,753 And how about this? 853 00:41:33,755 --> 00:41:34,989 - April. - Should I sell it? 854 00:41:34,991 --> 00:41:37,257 - Give that back to me now. - What you gonna do if I don't? 855 00:41:39,328 --> 00:41:43,230 I told you not to test me! 856 00:41:43,232 --> 00:41:45,699 Yes! 857 00:41:45,701 --> 00:41:47,701 Start spanking your kids! 858 00:41:49,438 --> 00:41:52,105 Remind me of my mama. 859 00:41:52,107 --> 00:41:54,907 Can't believe I'm back in this hellhole. 860 00:41:54,909 --> 00:41:56,375 That must be Principal Han. 861 00:41:56,377 --> 00:41:58,779 Just shut up and stay cool, and I got it. 862 00:41:58,781 --> 00:42:00,313 - Hey. Nice to meet you. - Hey. 863 00:42:00,315 --> 00:42:02,284 Nice to meet you. Welcome, Jordan. 864 00:42:04,286 --> 00:42:06,887 Uh... 865 00:42:06,889 --> 00:42:08,020 She's just nervous. 866 00:42:08,022 --> 00:42:09,389 - Aw. - Oh. Okay. 867 00:42:09,391 --> 00:42:11,058 Well, let's get you started. 868 00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:12,358 Come on. 869 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,360 Pull it together. 870 00:42:14,362 --> 00:42:17,730 Oh, there's your teacher, Mr. Marshall. 871 00:42:28,810 --> 00:42:31,078 Damn. 872 00:42:34,882 --> 00:42:36,148 How I get detention? 873 00:42:36,150 --> 00:42:38,719 Yeah, I'll be just fine. 874 00:42:41,056 --> 00:42:42,822 - Hi. - Hi. 875 00:42:42,824 --> 00:42:46,992 We are so... excited to attend this school. 876 00:42:46,994 --> 00:42:49,061 This is Jordan. 877 00:42:49,063 --> 00:42:51,230 She's feeling nervous about joining your class. 878 00:42:51,232 --> 00:42:53,800 Oh, yeah. Hey, listen, don't be nervous, okay? 879 00:42:53,802 --> 00:42:55,034 Perfectly normal, but don't be nervous. 880 00:42:55,036 --> 00:42:56,469 I'll be with you the whole time. 881 00:42:56,471 --> 00:42:57,770 Promise? 882 00:42:57,772 --> 00:42:59,105 - Promise. - Okay. 883 00:42:59,107 --> 00:43:00,974 Your daughter's adorable. 884 00:43:00,976 --> 00:43:02,375 Oh, not my daughter. 885 00:43:02,377 --> 00:43:04,043 That's my niece. 886 00:43:04,045 --> 00:43:06,012 - Oh. - Um, and I'm April. 887 00:43:06,014 --> 00:43:08,014 - April. Gary. - I'm single. 888 00:43:08,016 --> 00:43:10,250 But not looking. I'm not desperate. 889 00:43:10,252 --> 00:43:12,985 Just... open and available. 890 00:43:12,987 --> 00:43:15,154 Got it. That's where I'm at now. 891 00:43:15,156 --> 00:43:16,857 - I just got divorced. - You got divorced? Oh, no. 892 00:43:16,859 --> 00:43:18,023 - So I'm, like, totally desperate. - That's great. 893 00:43:18,025 --> 00:43:19,291 - Yeah. - Yeah. 894 00:43:19,293 --> 00:43:21,128 Anyway... 895 00:43:21,130 --> 00:43:24,163 All right, uh, well, school gets out... 896 00:43:24,165 --> 00:43:27,099 Okay, we should, um... we should go. 897 00:43:27,101 --> 00:43:29,001 - Okay. Yeah. - Okay. Bye, Gary. 898 00:43:29,003 --> 00:43:30,804 We can get it. 899 00:43:32,808 --> 00:43:35,074 Okay. 900 00:43:35,076 --> 00:43:37,476 We have a new student joining our class. 901 00:43:37,478 --> 00:43:39,145 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jordan. 902 00:43:39,147 --> 00:43:41,547 All right? And here's what we're gonna do. 903 00:43:41,549 --> 00:43:43,916 We're gonna give her a nice, warm... 904 00:43:43,918 --> 00:43:45,451 a Windsor welcome. 905 00:43:45,453 --> 00:43:47,020 Huh? Let's start with... There you go. 906 00:43:47,022 --> 00:43:48,221 What are you doing? 907 00:43:48,223 --> 00:43:49,889 This is not a Windsor welcome. 908 00:43:49,891 --> 00:43:51,791 This is not wh-what... what I-I taught you guys. 909 00:43:51,793 --> 00:43:53,393 - Hey, hey, hey. - I blame the parents. 910 00:43:53,395 --> 00:43:56,061 You know what, Mr. Marshall, I'll just take it from here. 911 00:43:56,063 --> 00:43:59,266 Hi, everyone. I'm Jordan Sanders. 912 00:43:59,268 --> 00:44:02,936 And I want to make a few things clear before we get started. 913 00:44:02,938 --> 00:44:06,405 First of all, you're meeting the new alpha of the class. 914 00:44:06,407 --> 00:44:08,909 I can establish my dominance easily, 915 00:44:08,911 --> 00:44:11,511 or you can make it hard for yourself. 916 00:44:11,513 --> 00:44:13,179 Oh, nice pants. 917 00:44:13,181 --> 00:44:15,849 If the floods are a-comin'. 918 00:44:15,851 --> 00:44:17,817 Come on. 919 00:44:17,819 --> 00:44:18,985 Yeah, your clothes suck. 920 00:44:18,987 --> 00:44:20,554 Charlie, zip it. 921 00:44:20,556 --> 00:44:22,188 Thank you, Gary. 922 00:44:22,190 --> 00:44:25,257 It's Mr. Marshall... for you. 923 00:44:25,259 --> 00:44:26,592 I'm the teacher. 924 00:44:26,594 --> 00:44:27,994 Mm-hmm. 925 00:44:27,996 --> 00:44:29,831 And I'm the student. 926 00:44:31,366 --> 00:44:33,433 Okay, where was I? Yeah. 927 00:44:33,435 --> 00:44:35,835 We're gonna skip the "haze the new girl" thing. No. 928 00:44:35,837 --> 00:44:37,938 It's dull. Predictable. 929 00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:40,206 And I will strike back with a vengeance 930 00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:41,541 like you've never known. 931 00:44:41,543 --> 00:44:43,275 Well, if you didn't want to be hazed, 932 00:44:43,277 --> 00:44:45,078 you should have combed your hair. 933 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,145 Okay, you know what? 934 00:44:46,147 --> 00:44:47,447 One more outburst, and I'll cancel Spirit Day. 935 00:44:47,449 --> 00:44:49,382 I'm not joking around, young lady. 936 00:44:49,384 --> 00:44:51,851 But you can't cancel Spirit Day, Mr. Marshall. 937 00:44:51,853 --> 00:44:53,386 I am Spirit Day. 938 00:44:53,388 --> 00:44:55,487 - Oh, good Lord. - Which reminds me... 939 00:44:55,489 --> 00:44:59,925 get your tickets to the hypest school spirit pep rally ever. 940 00:44:59,927 --> 00:45:03,195 This year's theme is Winchella. 941 00:45:03,197 --> 00:45:04,630 Windsor's most talented students... 942 00:45:04,632 --> 00:45:07,333 and others that we couldn't block from signing up 943 00:45:07,335 --> 00:45:09,001 because of new rules of inclusion... 944 00:45:10,505 --> 00:45:12,605 ...will show what makes Windsor the best. 945 00:45:12,607 --> 00:45:14,608 Yeah! 946 00:45:14,610 --> 00:45:16,108 All right, all right, all right. 947 00:45:16,110 --> 00:45:17,309 Thank you. Pipe down. Pipe down. 948 00:45:17,311 --> 00:45:19,145 Open up your books. You know what I mean? 949 00:45:19,147 --> 00:45:20,982 We're gonna do some learning. Start pretending to read. 950 00:45:22,451 --> 00:45:26,219 Oh, boy, you know, meeting new people. 951 00:45:26,221 --> 00:45:28,087 It won't always be like this, okay? 952 00:45:28,089 --> 00:45:29,922 'Cause I could tell when I met you 953 00:45:29,924 --> 00:45:31,393 that you are a special young lady. 954 00:45:32,627 --> 00:45:34,326 You know what? 955 00:45:34,328 --> 00:45:36,496 - I feel like you get me. - Really? 956 00:45:36,498 --> 00:45:38,197 I feel like I get you, too. 957 00:45:41,103 --> 00:45:43,136 So, you feeling what I'm feeling? 958 00:45:43,138 --> 00:45:44,971 You want to quit? 959 00:45:44,973 --> 00:45:47,540 I think about quitting every day. 960 00:45:47,542 --> 00:45:50,376 But I can't, because I have a responsibility. 961 00:45:50,378 --> 00:45:51,913 Wh-What are you feeling? 962 00:45:53,315 --> 00:45:56,248 Oh. No, I'm not feeling that at all. 963 00:45:56,250 --> 00:45:59,119 I'm a... I'm an adult... adult man. 964 00:45:59,121 --> 00:46:00,920 And you should have a seat. 965 00:46:00,922 --> 00:46:03,956 Okay, Mr. Hard to Get. 966 00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:05,527 I see you. 967 00:46:06,929 --> 00:46:08,962 Mm-hmm. 968 00:46:08,964 --> 00:46:11,364 Go ahead and sit down. 969 00:46:11,366 --> 00:46:14,166 It's time. Time to sit down. 970 00:46:14,168 --> 00:46:17,003 Just don't... you know, just look... 971 00:46:17,005 --> 00:46:18,404 look-look the other way. 972 00:46:18,406 --> 00:46:20,040 Look the way... look the... look up there. 973 00:46:20,042 --> 00:46:21,373 Look away from me. 974 00:46:21,375 --> 00:46:24,110 - Teach me something. - Don't... 975 00:46:26,581 --> 00:46:30,616 So, uh, what are us kids into these days? 976 00:46:30,618 --> 00:46:33,555 I'm looking for the next big thing, you know. 977 00:46:37,225 --> 00:46:39,224 Uh, excuse you. 978 00:46:39,226 --> 00:46:41,393 Cutting without tipping is rude. 979 00:46:44,065 --> 00:46:45,732 Ugh. 980 00:46:47,368 --> 00:46:49,034 Really? 981 00:46:49,036 --> 00:46:50,570 You feed this to children? 982 00:46:50,572 --> 00:46:52,371 - To eat? - Mm-hmm. 983 00:46:52,373 --> 00:46:55,176 Postmates. 984 00:47:02,683 --> 00:47:05,018 You got this, Jordan. You're grown. 985 00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:06,686 You're successful. 986 00:47:06,688 --> 00:47:09,121 These kids can't hurt you. 987 00:47:28,743 --> 00:47:30,509 Next table. 988 00:47:30,511 --> 00:47:34,014 Oh, my... She's coming over. 989 00:47:34,016 --> 00:47:35,215 Oh, really? 990 00:47:35,217 --> 00:47:37,183 - It's like that, sister? - Mm-hmm. 991 00:47:37,185 --> 00:47:39,587 Okay. Fine. 992 00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:44,791 Come on. Come here. 993 00:47:44,793 --> 00:47:46,362 Hey. 994 00:47:48,263 --> 00:47:49,965 Come here. 995 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:53,402 Oh. 996 00:47:55,404 --> 00:47:57,137 Never thought I'd say thank you 997 00:47:57,139 --> 00:47:59,538 to anybody offering me the worst table in the house, 998 00:47:59,540 --> 00:48:01,741 but, um, thank you. 999 00:48:01,743 --> 00:48:04,543 - Sure. - Mm-hmm. 1000 00:48:04,545 --> 00:48:07,713 Why do you guys need a "safe space" for lunch? 1001 00:48:10,786 --> 00:48:12,786 Stop. 1002 00:48:12,788 --> 00:48:15,221 - It's becoming clear. - Three years ago, 1003 00:48:15,223 --> 00:48:17,523 I answered too many questions correctly. Friend Zone. 1004 00:48:17,525 --> 00:48:19,525 I didn't have any new clothes 1005 00:48:19,527 --> 00:48:22,195 at the start of school one year. 1006 00:48:22,197 --> 00:48:23,797 Over. 1007 00:48:23,799 --> 00:48:26,268 I don't even know why I'm he-he-h-here. 1008 00:48:35,243 --> 00:48:37,076 Who did this to me? 1009 00:48:37,078 --> 00:48:38,513 You better show yourself! 1010 00:48:41,116 --> 00:48:43,215 D-Don't-don't worry. 1011 00:48:43,217 --> 00:48:46,119 No one gets s-s-stuck in the Friend Zone forever. 1012 00:48:46,121 --> 00:48:49,221 You're cute for thinking that. Keep living. 1013 00:48:49,223 --> 00:48:51,090 No. He's right. 1014 00:48:51,092 --> 00:48:53,425 Once everyone sees our talent at the pep rally, 1015 00:48:53,427 --> 00:48:55,695 we can finally get out of the Friend Zone 1016 00:48:55,697 --> 00:48:57,764 and be in the center of it all. 1017 00:48:57,766 --> 00:48:59,532 We'll be cool with everyone. 1018 00:48:59,534 --> 00:49:00,532 It's gonna be very 1019 00:49:00,534 --> 00:49:03,869 "wh-what's up, what's up?" in the hall. 1020 00:49:03,871 --> 00:49:06,672 Who does that Jasmine girl think she is? 1021 00:49:06,674 --> 00:49:09,208 J-J-Ja-Ja-Jasmine, sh-she's... 1022 00:49:09,210 --> 00:49:11,610 Sing it, Isaac. 1023 00:49:11,612 --> 00:49:14,581 ♪ She's so ♪ 1024 00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:17,116 ♪ Perfect. ♪ 1025 00:49:17,118 --> 00:49:18,550 He doesn't stutter when he sings. 1026 00:49:18,552 --> 00:49:20,156 I see. 1027 00:49:28,196 --> 00:49:30,230 - These answers better be right. - Duh. 1028 00:49:30,232 --> 00:49:32,565 What is wrong with this school? 1029 00:49:34,235 --> 00:49:35,268 What is it? 1030 00:49:35,270 --> 00:49:36,835 Guys, check this out! 1031 00:49:36,837 --> 00:49:40,507 "When you can't afford a blowout or new sneakers"? 1032 00:49:40,509 --> 00:49:42,375 Look at it. 1033 00:49:43,878 --> 00:49:46,179 Order for Sanders. 1034 00:49:46,181 --> 00:49:47,679 That's me. 1035 00:49:47,681 --> 00:49:49,417 All right. 1036 00:49:50,585 --> 00:49:52,554 Thank you. 1037 00:49:53,721 --> 00:49:55,621 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 1038 00:49:55,623 --> 00:49:57,556 There's no Postmates in school, okay? 1039 00:49:57,558 --> 00:49:58,858 Sorry. 1040 00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:01,860 You know what? I am done chasing you. 1041 00:50:01,862 --> 00:50:05,532 A man who finds a wife finds a good thing. 1042 00:50:05,534 --> 00:50:07,470 That's Bible, Gary. 1043 00:50:10,304 --> 00:50:12,371 What a weird little girl. 1044 00:50:12,373 --> 00:50:14,507 April, you have to come pick me up. 1045 00:50:14,509 --> 00:50:16,308 These kids are demons. 1046 00:50:16,310 --> 00:50:19,445 Jordan, I have my first meeting, and I am freaking out. 1047 00:50:19,447 --> 00:50:21,313 I-I don't think I can do this. 1048 00:50:21,315 --> 00:50:22,648 Calm down. 1049 00:50:22,650 --> 00:50:24,616 Put me in your ear, like, on Bluetooth. 1050 00:50:29,190 --> 00:50:30,590 - Hey, April. - Hey. 1051 00:50:30,592 --> 00:50:31,891 I heard... 1052 00:50:31,893 --> 00:50:34,360 Okay. Uh... 1053 00:50:34,362 --> 00:50:36,529 - I heard Jordan was sick. - Yeah, she's... 1054 00:50:36,531 --> 00:50:38,898 definitely gonna be out for, like, a day or two. 1055 00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:40,532 You ready to hold it down without her? 1056 00:50:40,534 --> 00:50:41,867 Mm-hmm. 1057 00:50:41,869 --> 00:50:44,770 All right, well, I'll see you in the meeting. 1058 00:50:44,772 --> 00:50:46,475 And I'm sure you're gonna shine. 1059 00:50:47,775 --> 00:50:49,808 You shining already. 1060 00:50:49,810 --> 00:50:51,844 Okay. 1061 00:50:54,449 --> 00:50:55,848 Okay. 1062 00:50:55,850 --> 00:50:57,650 Command their attention. 1063 00:50:57,652 --> 00:50:58,717 - VR goggles... - Good idea. 1064 00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,485 Oh, I think... I think we should do the... Right? 1065 00:51:00,487 --> 00:51:03,655 Guys, I need to command your attention, please. 1066 00:51:03,657 --> 00:51:06,826 Uh, can we all just quiet down and focus, please. 1067 00:51:11,532 --> 00:51:12,831 Thanks. 1068 00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:14,701 Where's Jordan? 1069 00:51:14,703 --> 00:51:16,636 Um, she's under the weather. 1070 00:51:16,638 --> 00:51:19,505 So I'm here just filling in for her. 1071 00:51:19,507 --> 00:51:21,007 Is that why you're wearing her clothes? 1072 00:51:21,009 --> 00:51:22,842 These aren't her... This? 1073 00:51:22,844 --> 00:51:25,411 The-These aren't her clothes. These are my clothes. 1074 00:51:25,413 --> 00:51:26,545 You don't wear cheetah. 1075 00:51:26,547 --> 00:51:28,581 I always wear cheetah. 1076 00:51:28,583 --> 00:51:30,550 Jordan is never sick. 1077 00:51:30,552 --> 00:51:33,018 She must really be on her deathbed. 1078 00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:36,021 Oh, which would be a developer's, uh, dream. 1079 00:51:36,023 --> 00:51:38,925 Yeah. 1080 00:51:38,927 --> 00:51:40,659 Was that Preston? 1081 00:51:40,661 --> 00:51:43,730 Oh, if he wasn't so talented, I'd fire his butt. 1082 00:51:43,732 --> 00:51:45,498 And he also has a good butt. 1083 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:46,532 He does. 1084 00:51:46,534 --> 00:51:47,634 April's right. 1085 00:51:47,636 --> 00:51:48,967 We need to focus. 1086 00:51:48,969 --> 00:51:50,436 Thank you, Preston. 1087 00:51:50,438 --> 00:51:52,404 No. No. Uh-uh. 1088 00:51:52,406 --> 00:51:54,040 JSI is going under. 1089 00:51:54,042 --> 00:51:56,342 I'm gonna need Melissa to shut up. 1090 00:51:56,344 --> 00:51:58,277 - I need to get a new job. - No, you don't. 1091 00:51:58,279 --> 00:51:59,712 I'm looking at Jordan's Facebook right now. 1092 00:51:59,714 --> 00:52:01,413 - Don't check it. - This is off the rails. 1093 00:52:01,415 --> 00:52:02,949 You have to show them you can be crazy. 1094 00:52:02,951 --> 00:52:05,951 - Y'all, I can be crazy, so... chill. - Shoot. Okay. 1095 00:52:05,953 --> 00:52:08,587 Do it now, or you'll never get control. 1096 00:52:08,589 --> 00:52:10,290 - Do what? - Do it now! 1097 00:52:10,292 --> 00:52:11,594 I said listen up! 1098 00:52:14,328 --> 00:52:17,029 You want to see crazy?! I can show you crazy! 1099 00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:19,998 Uh... 1100 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,308 What, y'all put bricks in here or something? 1101 00:52:28,310 --> 00:52:30,342 Y'all recycle a lot. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1102 00:52:30,344 --> 00:52:31,811 JSI is doing fine. 1103 00:52:31,813 --> 00:52:33,980 We all have jobs. Let's do... Let's innovate! 1104 00:52:33,982 --> 00:52:35,815 We're JS Innovations. 1105 00:52:35,817 --> 00:52:37,750 I'm in charge. 1106 00:52:37,752 --> 00:52:40,656 Oh, God, this is so hard. 1107 00:52:42,757 --> 00:52:45,828 I don't know what that was, and... 1108 00:52:47,628 --> 00:52:49,628 What are you wearing? 1109 00:52:49,630 --> 00:52:52,768 You look like a cheerleader for the Migos right now. 1110 00:52:54,368 --> 00:52:56,001 This is the worst day ever. 1111 00:52:56,003 --> 00:52:59,641 I'm gonna need a stiff drink and some clothes that fit. 1112 00:53:02,543 --> 00:53:04,643 Corner table for two. 1113 00:53:04,645 --> 00:53:05,813 Right this way. 1114 00:53:09,417 --> 00:53:11,083 Can I start you with something to drink? 1115 00:53:11,085 --> 00:53:12,985 Oh, yes. I'll have a glass of rosé, please. 1116 00:53:12,987 --> 00:53:14,387 Scotch on the rocks. 1117 00:53:14,389 --> 00:53:16,021 Two rocks. And I mean two. 1118 00:53:16,023 --> 00:53:17,558 If there's three, it's going back. 1119 00:53:18,793 --> 00:53:21,930 How cute are you? 1120 00:53:23,764 --> 00:53:26,099 - Are you in charge? - Mm-hmm. 1121 00:53:26,101 --> 00:53:28,804 Let's get real. This black card's in charge. 1122 00:53:31,806 --> 00:53:34,139 - What is this? - The kids' menu. 1123 00:53:34,141 --> 00:53:36,576 Would you like this kid's foot up your... 1124 00:53:36,578 --> 00:53:38,076 Oh, she'll have a Shirley Temple. 1125 00:53:38,078 --> 00:53:40,014 Porterhouse, rare. 1126 00:53:41,449 --> 00:53:42,982 Right away. 1127 00:53:42,984 --> 00:53:44,416 Thank you. 1128 00:53:44,418 --> 00:53:45,884 Any leads on the doughnut truck? 1129 00:53:45,886 --> 00:53:48,987 The city doesn't provide contact info for the trucks, 1130 00:53:48,989 --> 00:53:52,157 and since someone took them off our route... 1131 00:53:52,159 --> 00:53:54,761 - Damn it. - But... 1132 00:53:54,763 --> 00:53:56,561 these trucks need to be inspected every year, 1133 00:53:56,563 --> 00:53:58,998 and they can't just go to any auto repair shop. 1134 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,634 So I narrowed it down to a dozen repair shops in the city 1135 00:54:02,636 --> 00:54:03,902 that handle food truck inspections. 1136 00:54:03,904 --> 00:54:05,570 And I have an intern making calls, 1137 00:54:05,572 --> 00:54:07,105 so we should have a lead soon. 1138 00:54:07,107 --> 00:54:09,808 - Thank you. - Here you go. 1139 00:54:09,810 --> 00:54:11,643 Yes. Thank you. 1140 00:54:13,114 --> 00:54:14,614 Mm. 1141 00:54:14,616 --> 00:54:16,681 This is heaven. 1142 00:54:16,683 --> 00:54:18,683 - I would... You know. - Mm-hmm. 1143 00:54:18,685 --> 00:54:20,085 Mm. 1144 00:54:20,087 --> 00:54:21,853 Mm-mm-mm! 1145 00:54:21,855 --> 00:54:24,424 Oh, it's not all bad at your school, though, 1146 00:54:24,426 --> 00:54:26,058 'cause can we talk about Mr. Marshall, 1147 00:54:26,060 --> 00:54:28,059 the other white meat? 1148 00:54:28,061 --> 00:54:30,096 Oh, girl, I was thinking about going back to pork. 1149 00:54:30,098 --> 00:54:31,431 Hello. Oink, oink. 1150 00:54:31,433 --> 00:54:32,864 Him fine as swine. 1151 00:54:32,866 --> 00:54:34,833 I'd like to teach him some things. 1152 00:54:34,835 --> 00:54:37,436 What are you gonna teach him in that scrawny, flat body? 1153 00:54:37,438 --> 00:54:38,804 Well, at least I'm not dried up 1154 00:54:38,806 --> 00:54:40,540 like a creek hit by a drought down there. 1155 00:54:40,542 --> 00:54:42,608 Please stop. 1156 00:54:42,610 --> 00:54:45,578 Just a dusty bed of rocks where water once flowed. 1157 00:54:45,580 --> 00:54:47,612 First, that's not... it's not dusty. 1158 00:54:47,614 --> 00:54:50,081 Anyways, what's up with you and Preston? 1159 00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:52,083 Making puppy dog eyes at him all day. 1160 00:54:52,085 --> 00:54:53,820 We're just friends. 1161 00:54:53,822 --> 00:54:56,188 Well, yeah, 'cause you're too scared to get at him. 1162 00:54:56,190 --> 00:54:59,090 You see, that's your problem with work and men. 1163 00:54:59,092 --> 00:55:00,726 You can't close the deal. 1164 00:55:00,728 --> 00:55:02,061 Wh-What about you? 1165 00:55:02,063 --> 00:55:04,697 You hire employees but don't trust them. 1166 00:55:04,699 --> 00:55:07,632 You meet people but don't make friends. 1167 00:55:07,634 --> 00:55:10,235 You date, and you don't commit. 1168 00:55:10,237 --> 00:55:12,505 Committing is overrated. 1169 00:55:12,507 --> 00:55:14,005 I'm a boss. 1170 00:55:14,007 --> 00:55:16,041 I can't be heartbroken. 1171 00:55:16,043 --> 00:55:19,078 Men want me to be just like a Mary J. Blige song. 1172 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,213 Just down without them. 1173 00:55:21,215 --> 00:55:23,748 But I'm too strong for that mess. 1174 00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:25,821 Okay. 1175 00:55:28,188 --> 00:55:30,489 Wait. Oh, can you actually just leave the whole bottle? 1176 00:55:30,491 --> 00:55:32,558 'Cause she left her card, right? 1177 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,163 She comes from money. 1178 00:55:35,563 --> 00:55:36,929 What are you doing? 1179 00:55:36,931 --> 00:55:39,130 Mm, nothing. 1180 00:55:39,132 --> 00:55:41,000 Why are you sniffing and holding my glass? 1181 00:55:41,002 --> 00:55:43,069 My hand is not on your glass. 1182 00:55:43,071 --> 00:55:44,770 I literally see your baby fingers right now 1183 00:55:44,772 --> 00:55:46,038 gripping my glass. 1184 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,040 Well, I think you're seeing things. 1185 00:55:48,042 --> 00:55:50,576 Jordan, no drinking. I mean it. 1186 00:55:50,578 --> 00:55:53,679 You got my aunties over there trippin'. Stop. 1187 00:55:53,681 --> 00:55:56,782 Relax. I'm fine. 1188 00:55:56,784 --> 00:55:58,683 She's fine. It's a game we play. 1189 00:55:58,685 --> 00:56:00,219 I'm drinking. You're drinking. 1190 00:56:00,221 --> 00:56:02,087 One, two, three, drink. 1191 00:56:04,157 --> 00:56:06,092 Girl, that baby's drunk. 1192 00:56:06,094 --> 00:56:09,862 ♪ Time on my hands ♪ 1193 00:56:09,864 --> 00:56:13,065 ♪ Since you've been away, boy ♪ 1194 00:56:13,067 --> 00:56:16,969 ♪ I ain't got no plans ♪ 1195 00:56:16,971 --> 00:56:18,737 ♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 1196 00:56:18,739 --> 00:56:20,773 But, see, I do got plans, 'cause I'm the boss, okurrr? 1197 00:56:22,911 --> 00:56:25,645 ♪ And the sound of the rain ♪ 1198 00:56:25,647 --> 00:56:28,713 - ♪ Against my windowpane ♪ - Stop. 1199 00:56:28,715 --> 00:56:30,583 - Jordan, get down. - ♪ Is slowly ♪ 1200 00:56:30,585 --> 00:56:33,686 - ♪ Is slowly driving me insane ♪ - Stop. 1201 00:56:33,688 --> 00:56:35,654 - I'm sorry. - ♪ Boy ♪ 1202 00:56:35,656 --> 00:56:37,723 What are you do...? Why are you embarrassing me like this? 1203 00:56:37,725 --> 00:56:40,992 ♪ I'm going down, I'm going down ♪ 1204 00:56:40,994 --> 00:56:42,561 Go down, then. 1205 00:56:42,563 --> 00:56:43,962 Go... Come down. 1206 00:56:43,964 --> 00:56:46,232 ♪ 'Cause you ain't around, baby... ♪ 1207 00:56:46,234 --> 00:56:48,134 Some kids need more than just time-out. 1208 00:56:48,136 --> 00:56:50,101 First of all, I am a great mother. 1209 00:56:50,103 --> 00:56:51,938 I encourage this type of behavior. 1210 00:56:51,940 --> 00:56:54,139 - Matter of fact... - ♪ ...side down... ♪ 1211 00:56:54,141 --> 00:56:56,875 ♪ Sleep don't come easy ♪ 1212 00:56:56,877 --> 00:56:58,643 ♪ Boy, please believe me ♪ - Don't worry. 1213 00:56:58,645 --> 00:57:00,813 - I'll be right back. - Sorry. - Okay. 1214 00:57:00,815 --> 00:57:03,782 ♪ Since you been gone ♪ 1215 00:57:03,784 --> 00:57:07,052 ♪ Everything's going wrong ♪ 1216 00:57:07,054 --> 00:57:09,020 Everything. Everything. 1217 00:57:09,022 --> 00:57:10,623 Yes, Auntie! 1218 00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:12,724 ♪ Why'd you have to say good-bye? ♪ 1219 00:57:12,726 --> 00:57:15,860 ♪ Look what you've done to me ♪ 1220 00:57:15,862 --> 00:57:18,230 - Who is this? - ♪ I can't stop these tears ♪ 1221 00:57:18,232 --> 00:57:21,634 - ♪ From falling from my eyes ♪ - You don't know her? - Baby... 1222 00:57:21,636 --> 00:57:22,735 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ 1223 00:57:22,737 --> 00:57:24,940 ♪ I'm going down ♪ 1224 00:57:26,074 --> 00:57:29,775 ♪ I'm going down ♪ 1225 00:57:29,777 --> 00:57:33,945 ♪ 'Cause you ain't around, baby ♪ 1226 00:57:33,947 --> 00:57:36,916 ♪ My whole world's ♪ 1227 00:57:36,918 --> 00:57:40,589 ♪ Up... side down ♪ 1228 00:57:41,755 --> 00:57:45,123 ♪ Oh, I don't know what to do ♪ 1229 00:57:45,125 --> 00:57:49,695 ♪ If I ever lose you ♪ 1230 00:57:49,697 --> 00:57:52,098 ♪ I'll be going down ♪ 1231 00:57:52,100 --> 00:57:56,170 - Oh! - ♪ I said I'll be going down ♪ 1232 00:57:57,404 --> 00:57:59,838 ♪ Oh... ♪ 1233 00:58:01,808 --> 00:58:04,744 - Oh, my word. - ♪ Please forgive me, baby ♪ 1234 00:58:04,746 --> 00:58:09,215 ♪ I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry ♪ 1235 00:58:16,924 --> 00:58:19,425 All right, I'm out. 1236 00:58:19,427 --> 00:58:23,395 April. Y-You can't leave. 1237 00:58:23,397 --> 00:58:25,864 If Vince sees you outside leaving, 1238 00:58:25,866 --> 00:58:28,736 then he might call Agent Bea. 1239 00:58:30,103 --> 00:58:32,971 Are you asking me to spend the night? 1240 00:58:32,973 --> 00:58:36,010 I don't know how much longer I can take being 13. 1241 00:58:37,878 --> 00:58:40,079 Please... 1242 00:58:40,081 --> 00:58:42,718 Miss April, ma'am. 1243 00:58:46,119 --> 00:58:48,089 Thank you. 1244 00:58:49,891 --> 00:58:53,025 Well, see you at the crossroads, Wicked Witch. 1245 00:58:53,027 --> 00:58:55,630 So, how's it look? 1246 00:58:57,699 --> 00:58:59,431 Um... 1247 00:58:59,433 --> 00:59:01,967 it'll get you through the night, yeah. 1248 00:59:01,969 --> 00:59:03,902 You like this movie? 1249 00:59:03,904 --> 00:59:05,938 Yeah, I love it. 1250 00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:09,474 Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! 1251 00:59:09,476 --> 00:59:12,078 Yes. Come through. 1252 00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,780 And all lunch hours are canceled! 1253 00:59:15,782 --> 00:59:18,416 - Are you serious? - Now suffer! 1254 00:59:18,418 --> 00:59:19,819 Really? 1255 00:59:19,821 --> 00:59:21,286 Evillene was a boss. 1256 00:59:21,288 --> 00:59:23,422 I learned so much about running a company from her. 1257 00:59:23,424 --> 00:59:25,757 We haven't had a lunch hour in six months! 1258 00:59:25,759 --> 00:59:27,226 That explains a lot. 1259 00:59:27,228 --> 00:59:30,362 But I wasn't always this hard on people. 1260 00:59:30,364 --> 00:59:35,233 When I was first this age, I stopped being open and kind. 1261 00:59:35,235 --> 00:59:39,371 Every time I tried to fit in, kids would just beat me down. 1262 00:59:39,373 --> 00:59:43,842 Make fun of me, bully me. 1263 00:59:43,844 --> 00:59:46,478 At that point, I just gave up on people. 1264 00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:49,447 It hurt too much to care. 1265 00:59:51,252 --> 00:59:54,219 Anyways, when I grew up, 1266 00:59:54,221 --> 00:59:57,223 I guess I just attacked people first 1267 00:59:57,225 --> 00:59:59,427 before they could attack me. 1268 01:00:05,165 --> 01:00:07,366 I get it. 1269 01:00:07,368 --> 01:00:09,335 You know, it's hard out here for girls. 1270 01:00:09,337 --> 01:00:12,036 It's like, you get one shot if you're lucky, 1271 01:00:12,038 --> 01:00:15,174 and if you don't hit the bull's-eye, 1272 01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:17,446 people will drag you. 1273 01:00:22,282 --> 01:00:24,286 Am I done? 1274 01:00:26,154 --> 01:00:28,119 You finished and done. 1275 01:00:28,121 --> 01:00:29,223 Cool. 1276 01:00:36,130 --> 01:00:39,431 Initiating "Bed" light sequence. 1277 01:00:39,433 --> 01:00:41,900 You're welcome, ladies. 1278 01:00:41,902 --> 01:00:43,134 What is going on? 1279 01:00:47,007 --> 01:00:49,375 - He's here. - Who? 1280 01:00:56,016 --> 01:00:58,583 Oh, my God. Did you order him? 1281 01:01:03,991 --> 01:01:06,592 Is this rich people Postmates? 1282 01:01:10,031 --> 01:01:11,963 Ooh. 1283 01:01:15,902 --> 01:01:18,270 He's doing the dolphin. He could flip me. 1284 01:01:23,578 --> 01:01:25,610 Oh, my God. 1285 01:01:36,857 --> 01:01:38,224 Yes. 1286 01:01:42,596 --> 01:01:46,297 Ooh, put me in the middle of that. Yes, yes. 1287 01:01:48,969 --> 01:01:50,402 Oh, no, you can't look at this. 1288 01:01:50,404 --> 01:01:52,036 This is for grown folks' eyes only. 1289 01:01:59,246 --> 01:02:00,512 Kid, stop looking! 1290 01:02:00,514 --> 01:02:02,181 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 1291 01:02:02,183 --> 01:02:04,983 - Oh, just calm down. It's fine. - Oh, no. It's fine. 1292 01:02:04,985 --> 01:02:06,384 Just relax. 1293 01:02:06,386 --> 01:02:08,454 No, it is not. No, it is not fine. 1294 01:02:08,456 --> 01:02:10,422 What... what's wrong with you? 1295 01:02:10,424 --> 01:02:12,958 Oh, 'cause she's a child. I... 1296 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,393 - You a child. - Oh, right. 1297 01:02:15,395 --> 01:02:17,929 What? What-what are you doing here? 1298 01:02:17,931 --> 01:02:20,398 Well, what are you doing here? This is my house. 1299 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,335 Who are you?! 1300 01:02:22,969 --> 01:02:25,270 Oh, um... 1301 01:02:25,272 --> 01:02:27,373 Well, I'm April, with an "A" for "available." 1302 01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:30,308 It's so good... so nice to meet you. 1303 01:02:30,310 --> 01:02:31,944 Yes. Ooh. 1304 01:02:31,946 --> 01:02:33,179 Wh-What I'm trying to understand is... 1305 01:02:33,181 --> 01:02:37,181 why would you be in Jordan's apartment watching some... 1306 01:02:37,183 --> 01:02:40,485 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1307 01:02:40,487 --> 01:02:42,320 I know exactly who you are. 1308 01:02:42,322 --> 01:02:43,621 You do? 1309 01:02:43,623 --> 01:02:45,224 Well, sure. 1310 01:02:45,226 --> 01:02:46,525 Man, listen, listen, 1311 01:02:46,527 --> 01:02:48,059 everything's gonna be okay, all right? 1312 01:02:48,061 --> 01:02:49,360 Don't worry, everything's gonna be fine. 1313 01:02:49,362 --> 01:02:50,929 We're gonna figure this out together. 1314 01:02:50,931 --> 01:02:53,165 It's-it's gonna take some adjusting, and... 1315 01:02:53,167 --> 01:02:54,366 To be honest, I'd always imagined 1316 01:02:54,368 --> 01:02:55,967 having my own kids at first, but... 1317 01:02:55,969 --> 01:02:58,670 I guess, when God sends you a child to love, 1318 01:02:58,672 --> 01:03:00,207 it doesn't matter where it comes from. 1319 01:03:02,076 --> 01:03:04,543 Wait, what the hell are you talking about? 1320 01:03:04,545 --> 01:03:06,712 This is why Jordan was so closed off to me. 1321 01:03:06,714 --> 01:03:09,213 She was embarrassed to tell me she's a single mom. 1322 01:03:09,215 --> 01:03:11,382 Oh, God, no. 1323 01:03:11,384 --> 01:03:13,552 - No, no, no, no, no. Get out. - You know what? 1324 01:03:13,554 --> 01:03:14,686 - I think you better go. You should go. - Go! 1325 01:03:14,688 --> 01:03:16,487 Look at you. You're so cute, like a little doll. 1326 01:03:16,489 --> 01:03:17,989 We can go together, but... you got to go. 1327 01:03:17,991 --> 01:03:19,058 Just lovable. Look at... 1328 01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:21,694 No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1329 01:03:21,696 --> 01:03:23,561 Oh, my God, you're so strong. 1330 01:03:23,563 --> 01:03:24,697 Key. 1331 01:03:24,699 --> 01:03:26,632 You sound just like your mama. 1332 01:03:26,634 --> 01:03:28,266 That... that tough exterior just trying to... 1333 01:03:28,268 --> 01:03:29,467 just trying to protect what's on the inside. 1334 01:03:29,469 --> 01:03:31,270 Look, you ain't got to do that no more. 1335 01:03:31,272 --> 01:03:33,172 - Just give me the key. - Okay? I'm here for you. 1336 01:03:33,174 --> 01:03:35,040 All right? 1337 01:03:35,042 --> 01:03:37,009 And look, don't-don't... Listen, don't... 1338 01:03:37,011 --> 01:03:38,444 don't tell your mom, all right? 1339 01:03:38,446 --> 01:03:41,313 Just-just give me a chance to explain, okay? 1340 01:03:41,315 --> 01:03:43,614 I'll-I'll be back, all right? 1341 01:03:43,616 --> 01:03:46,150 I'll be back. Daddy's home. 1342 01:03:46,152 --> 01:03:48,353 Mama's home, too. 1343 01:03:49,357 --> 01:03:51,489 I'm on Hinge, Tinder and Christian Mingle. 1344 01:03:55,395 --> 01:03:57,395 So, now what? 1345 01:03:57,397 --> 01:04:00,366 I hate to say it, but I have to go back to work. 1346 01:04:00,368 --> 01:04:01,733 And you have to go back to... 1347 01:04:01,735 --> 01:04:03,569 No, no, no. Please don't say it, April. 1348 01:04:03,571 --> 01:04:05,036 To school. 1349 01:04:05,038 --> 01:04:06,704 We can't risk it with Agent Bea. 1350 01:04:06,706 --> 01:04:09,641 You don't understand what school was like. 1351 01:04:09,643 --> 01:04:12,177 Or is like. 1352 01:04:12,179 --> 01:04:15,547 The way this Jasmine girl makes people feel about themselves? 1353 01:04:15,549 --> 01:04:18,750 She's mean, cruel, a bully. 1354 01:04:18,752 --> 01:04:21,420 Doesn't care about anyone's feelings. 1355 01:04:22,757 --> 01:04:25,623 Yeah, I can't imagine what that's like. 1356 01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:29,061 You're not talking about me, are you? 1357 01:04:29,063 --> 01:04:32,297 There's probably a reason why you became this Jordan. 1358 01:04:32,299 --> 01:04:34,532 You know, maybe you have to do 1359 01:04:34,534 --> 01:04:37,235 something differently at this age. 1360 01:04:37,237 --> 01:04:39,174 Botox? 1361 01:04:40,507 --> 01:04:42,808 I'm just saying... 1362 01:04:42,810 --> 01:04:46,210 you have a chance anyone would kill for. 1363 01:04:46,212 --> 01:04:49,148 You get to be a child again. 1364 01:04:49,150 --> 01:04:52,686 So, knowing what you know now, what would you do different? 1365 01:04:55,723 --> 01:04:57,659 I'd stun on those kids. 1366 01:05:00,161 --> 01:05:01,559 Yeah. 1367 01:05:12,272 --> 01:05:14,505 - Hey. - Look. 1368 01:05:18,446 --> 01:05:21,179 Mm! 1369 01:05:21,181 --> 01:05:23,514 - Straws? It's me. - Oh, my gosh. 1370 01:05:23,516 --> 01:05:24,616 The hot pink. 1371 01:05:24,618 --> 01:05:26,351 - I know. I know. - Look. 1372 01:05:26,353 --> 01:05:28,320 Oh, my God. Is that...? 1373 01:05:28,322 --> 01:05:29,788 Custom? Yes. Yes, it is. 1374 01:05:29,790 --> 01:05:31,590 - Jordan. - Yeah? 1375 01:05:31,592 --> 01:05:33,391 - You look... - I know, I know. 1376 01:05:33,393 --> 01:05:36,261 Wow. Jasmine gave you respect. That's huge. 1377 01:05:38,299 --> 01:05:40,732 - It's time! - Yeah. - Time for what? 1378 01:05:40,734 --> 01:05:43,134 - Time for everything to change around here. - Yeah! - Uh-huh. 1379 01:05:43,136 --> 01:05:45,837 Winchella auditions starting now. 1380 01:05:45,839 --> 01:05:47,206 - No. No, no, no. - Yes! 1381 01:05:47,208 --> 01:05:49,474 No talent shows, no auditions. 1382 01:05:49,476 --> 01:05:52,478 We got this. Isaac's got the voice. 1383 01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:53,645 ♪ La. ♪ 1384 01:05:53,647 --> 01:05:55,780 And we've got the moves. 1385 01:05:55,782 --> 01:05:58,116 'Ey! 'Ey! 1386 01:05:58,118 --> 01:06:00,251 It literally cannot go wrong. 1387 01:06:00,253 --> 01:06:01,487 Yes! 1388 01:06:01,489 --> 01:06:02,820 Let's do this! 1389 01:06:02,822 --> 01:06:05,389 Come on. It's gonna be great. 1390 01:06:23,777 --> 01:06:25,409 That was amazing. 1391 01:06:25,411 --> 01:06:26,878 See you all at Winchella. 1392 01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:28,246 Yeah! 1393 01:06:28,248 --> 01:06:30,752 Oh, except for you, Becca. You suck. 1394 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,353 - Hm. - - Come on, guys. 1395 01:06:34,355 --> 01:06:35,353 Next. 1396 01:06:35,355 --> 01:06:37,255 S-Sure you don't want to join us, Jordan? 1397 01:06:37,257 --> 01:06:39,690 Yeah. We could really use one more dancer. 1398 01:06:39,692 --> 01:06:41,527 - You could freestyle. - No way. 1399 01:06:41,529 --> 01:06:44,563 I am never going on that stage and sharing myself again. 1400 01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:47,398 I landed butt first in a stack full of cardboard boxes 1401 01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:48,634 the last time I tried that. 1402 01:06:48,636 --> 01:06:49,670 Next! 1403 01:06:53,273 --> 01:06:54,842 Hi. 1404 01:06:57,511 --> 01:07:00,411 Okay. So, what's your talent? 1405 01:07:00,413 --> 01:07:02,883 Uh, uh, I'm-I'm-I'm singing. 1406 01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:09,253 ♪ A-And, a-and ♪ 1407 01:07:09,255 --> 01:07:12,757 ♪ A-And, a-an-and, a-and... ♪ 1408 01:07:12,759 --> 01:07:15,427 A-A-And we're finished. Next! 1409 01:07:18,331 --> 01:07:22,233 Okay, so... sometimes he gets nervous. 1410 01:07:22,235 --> 01:07:24,369 B-But trust us, he's amazing. 1411 01:07:24,371 --> 01:07:26,637 And then we do this, like, really hype dance, 1412 01:07:26,639 --> 01:07:27,940 - and we back him up. - Yeah, yeah. 1413 01:07:27,942 --> 01:07:30,474 So we'll just skip to the part where we dance. 1414 01:07:30,476 --> 01:07:32,413 Music. 1415 01:07:34,248 --> 01:07:36,715 W-We'll just go. Um... 1416 01:07:36,717 --> 01:07:39,717 a-five, six, seven, eight, and... 1417 01:07:41,487 --> 01:07:42,954 Oh. Sorry. 1418 01:07:42,956 --> 01:07:44,288 Oh! 1419 01:07:47,427 --> 01:07:49,393 Okay, that's enough. You're in. 1420 01:07:49,395 --> 01:07:50,929 See you all at Winchella. 1421 01:07:50,931 --> 01:07:52,530 Awesome. Thank you. 1422 01:07:52,532 --> 01:07:54,398 You guys are gonna be blown away. 1423 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,268 We already are. 1424 01:07:56,270 --> 01:07:58,172 Yes. 1425 01:07:59,607 --> 01:08:01,306 See? 1426 01:08:01,308 --> 01:08:03,808 See what? That was a disaster. 1427 01:08:03,810 --> 01:08:06,545 It wasn't as great as we-we-we thought it was gonna be. 1428 01:08:06,547 --> 01:08:09,547 But that's okay. We'll totally kill it at-at-at Winchella. 1429 01:08:09,549 --> 01:08:10,616 Right? 1430 01:08:10,618 --> 01:08:12,284 - Yeah. - Are you crazy? 1431 01:08:12,286 --> 01:08:14,453 She just let you into Winchella just to make fun of you. 1432 01:08:14,455 --> 01:08:16,989 I don't know. I mean, she seemed pretty nice. 1433 01:08:16,991 --> 01:08:18,489 Yeah, plus they won't laugh 1434 01:08:18,491 --> 01:08:21,260 when they really see what we're about. 1435 01:08:21,262 --> 01:08:23,628 - Forget showing who you really are. - Yeah! - 1436 01:08:23,630 --> 01:08:25,529 That is social suicide. 1437 01:08:25,531 --> 01:08:27,498 - Huh? - You know what? 1438 01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:29,434 Let me teach you how to be somebody else. 1439 01:08:29,436 --> 01:08:31,836 Somebody that a bully wouldn't dare to make fun of, 1440 01:08:31,838 --> 01:08:34,805 because you're living a life that they can only dream of. 1441 01:08:34,807 --> 01:08:36,707 And that can't happen here. 1442 01:08:36,709 --> 01:08:38,342 - Oh... - I-I-I've... I-I've never skipped 1443 01:08:38,344 --> 01:08:39,944 a second of school in my whole life. 1444 01:08:39,946 --> 01:08:42,417 Mm-hmm. And, uh, where has that gotten you? 1445 01:08:43,517 --> 01:08:44,852 Let's go. 1446 01:08:54,428 --> 01:08:56,531 Whoa. 1447 01:08:57,664 --> 01:08:58,863 Wow. 1448 01:08:58,865 --> 01:09:01,699 - Wow. - Whoa. 1449 01:09:01,701 --> 01:09:03,902 You live here? 1450 01:09:03,904 --> 01:09:06,404 - This is so c-c-cool. - Whoa. 1451 01:09:06,406 --> 01:09:09,608 - Is this what having money feels like? - Wow. 1452 01:09:09,610 --> 01:09:12,077 Okay, guys, now, focus. This is about showing Jasmine 1453 01:09:12,079 --> 01:09:14,512 and the rest of the school what they're missing out on 1454 01:09:14,514 --> 01:09:16,314 by not being friends with you guys. 1455 01:09:16,316 --> 01:09:19,083 So we have to look like we're having the most fun. 1456 01:09:19,085 --> 01:09:21,752 Isn't it easier to... just to really have fun? 1457 01:09:21,754 --> 01:09:23,387 Ain't nobody got time for reality. 1458 01:09:23,389 --> 01:09:25,457 We're talking about the Internet. 1459 01:09:25,459 --> 01:09:26,858 Okay. 1460 01:09:26,860 --> 01:09:29,528 Um, HomeGirl, a vibe, please. 1461 01:09:29,530 --> 01:09:31,630 HomeGirl doesn't know you. 1462 01:09:31,632 --> 01:09:33,864 Voice recognition denied. 1463 01:09:33,866 --> 01:09:36,568 I said, "HomeGirl, a vibe, please!" 1464 01:09:36,570 --> 01:09:37,836 All right. 1465 01:09:37,838 --> 01:09:39,503 Playing a vibe. 1466 01:09:39,505 --> 01:09:41,506 Okay. 1467 01:09:41,508 --> 01:09:45,844 So, no one's gonna be jealous of you guys looking like you. 1468 01:09:45,846 --> 01:09:48,947 So we have to change all of this. Follow me. 1469 01:10:00,093 --> 01:10:02,527 Yeah. 1470 01:10:07,133 --> 01:10:08,433 Oh, yeah! 1471 01:10:33,494 --> 01:10:35,659 Yeah. 1472 01:10:35,661 --> 01:10:37,496 No, no, no. 1473 01:11:10,798 --> 01:11:12,430 That was awesome. 1474 01:11:12,432 --> 01:11:15,533 - We look so cool. - Oh! L-Look, look! 1475 01:11:15,535 --> 01:11:18,068 - Look at all these likes. - Wow. 1476 01:11:18,070 --> 01:11:20,771 Even Jasmine kitty-cat-heart-eyed our story. 1477 01:11:20,773 --> 01:11:23,942 I mean, I still think Winchella would have been fun. 1478 01:11:23,944 --> 01:11:27,711 One wrong move, and then you lose all your followers. 1479 01:11:27,713 --> 01:11:30,015 Forget Winchella. 1480 01:11:30,017 --> 01:11:32,184 She's right. We can't mess this up. 1481 01:11:32,186 --> 01:11:34,452 I've changed your life for the better. 1482 01:11:34,454 --> 01:11:35,953 My work here is done. 1483 01:11:35,955 --> 01:11:37,956 Your Lyft is downstairs. 1484 01:11:37,958 --> 01:11:40,795 - Thank you. - Bye. 1485 01:11:42,629 --> 01:11:44,195 What are you doing here? 1486 01:11:44,197 --> 01:11:46,064 I don't know, okay? 1487 01:11:46,066 --> 01:11:47,799 I-I-I... I walked into a store, 1488 01:11:47,801 --> 01:11:49,868 there was pink everywhere, and the next thing I know, 1489 01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:52,737 I'm handing over my credit card, and... 1490 01:11:52,739 --> 01:11:55,474 You... you probably don't play with toys, huh? 1491 01:11:55,476 --> 01:11:58,042 I should have thought about this. 1492 01:11:58,044 --> 01:12:00,077 Look, I'm-I'm nervous, okay? I just want to make 1493 01:12:00,079 --> 01:12:01,947 a good impression on you and your mom. 1494 01:12:01,949 --> 01:12:03,814 - Wh-Where's Jordan? - Business trip. 1495 01:12:03,816 --> 01:12:06,217 Look, do you want me to send her a message or something? 1496 01:12:06,219 --> 01:12:08,854 N-No. I-I mean... yes. 1497 01:12:08,856 --> 01:12:11,489 There's just so much I want to say. 1498 01:12:11,491 --> 01:12:14,529 But your mama just makes it so hard to talk face-to-face. 1499 01:12:15,995 --> 01:12:18,965 Just... come in. 1500 01:12:22,870 --> 01:12:24,101 Hey. 1501 01:12:24,103 --> 01:12:25,804 - What is happening? - Hey. 1502 01:12:25,806 --> 01:12:27,605 N-No, n-no. 1503 01:12:27,607 --> 01:12:29,707 Yo, these are dope. 1504 01:12:29,709 --> 01:12:31,909 Uh, thanks. 1505 01:12:31,911 --> 01:12:33,043 So, you ready? 1506 01:12:33,045 --> 01:12:35,613 Uh-huh. Uh, no. 1507 01:12:35,615 --> 01:12:38,049 I can't do it. I can't run another pitch meeting. 1508 01:12:38,051 --> 01:12:39,951 And it's fine. It's good. I'm good. 1509 01:12:39,953 --> 01:12:42,753 April, you have so many dope ideas. Look at this. 1510 01:12:42,755 --> 01:12:45,657 You know, you could really bring a team together. 1511 01:12:45,659 --> 01:12:47,091 I can't do it like Jordan. 1512 01:12:47,093 --> 01:12:48,792 Yes, thank God. 1513 01:12:48,794 --> 01:12:51,061 She never lets us get our ideas out, and that's... 1514 01:12:51,063 --> 01:12:52,564 that's including you. 1515 01:12:52,566 --> 01:12:53,899 You're right. 1516 01:12:53,901 --> 01:12:55,567 So, what you gonna do? 1517 01:12:55,569 --> 01:12:59,069 I-I guess I'm gonna run it... like me? 1518 01:12:59,071 --> 01:13:00,671 I'm sorry, I couldn't hear what you said. 1519 01:13:00,673 --> 01:13:01,973 I said I'm gonna run it like me. 1520 01:13:01,975 --> 01:13:03,942 I'm sorry, I-I couldn't hear you. 1521 01:13:03,944 --> 01:13:05,710 - I'm gonna go up there... - Uh-huh. 1522 01:13:05,712 --> 01:13:08,046 ...and run that pitch meeting like April, who's me. 1523 01:13:08,048 --> 01:13:09,680 - Uh-huh. - And I'm gonna kill it. 1524 01:13:09,682 --> 01:13:11,216 - You gonna kill it? - Yes! I'm gonna... up there, 1525 01:13:11,218 --> 01:13:12,751 - I'm gonna kill it. - You gonna kill up there. 1526 01:13:12,753 --> 01:13:14,019 - Yes. - Okay. 1527 01:13:14,021 --> 01:13:15,586 April, when I first heard 1528 01:13:15,588 --> 01:13:17,255 that you were leading the pitch meeting, 1529 01:13:17,257 --> 01:13:19,024 I really only came for the bagels. 1530 01:13:20,259 --> 01:13:22,060 But this is the first time 1531 01:13:22,062 --> 01:13:24,563 I feel like my pitch has actually been heard. 1532 01:13:24,565 --> 01:13:26,631 Tell me about it. 1533 01:13:26,633 --> 01:13:28,966 I haven't even taken one of my antianxiety pills today. 1534 01:13:28,968 --> 01:13:30,902 I mean, look at us. I mean, this is nice, right? 1535 01:13:30,904 --> 01:13:32,237 I mean, this is, like, a very positive, 1536 01:13:32,239 --> 01:13:33,637 like, A.A. meeting, right? 1537 01:13:33,639 --> 01:13:35,340 Yeah. Right? 1538 01:13:35,342 --> 01:13:37,309 Well, thank you, guys, so much. 1539 01:13:37,311 --> 01:13:40,110 I-I'm so glad this is fun. 1540 01:13:40,112 --> 01:13:41,947 But I have to be honest. 1541 01:13:41,949 --> 01:13:43,681 The ideas just aren't there yet. 1542 01:13:43,683 --> 01:13:45,583 We got to do better. 1543 01:13:45,585 --> 01:13:47,085 Let's hear 'em! 1544 01:13:47,087 --> 01:13:49,086 Ready to make that money! 1545 01:13:49,088 --> 01:13:50,654 - Uh... - Is-is that...? 1546 01:13:50,656 --> 01:13:52,157 Mr. Connor. 1547 01:13:52,159 --> 01:13:54,259 - How long have you been here? - I don't know. 1548 01:13:54,261 --> 01:13:56,260 I never learned how to tell time. 1549 01:13:56,262 --> 01:13:58,028 Someone else does time for me. 1550 01:13:58,030 --> 01:14:00,998 Well, the-the pitch isn't until tomorrow. 1551 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,703 Where's Jordan? 1552 01:14:04,070 --> 01:14:05,737 Jordan... 1553 01:14:05,739 --> 01:14:07,072 Can I see it? 1554 01:14:07,074 --> 01:14:09,808 She's at home... 1555 01:14:09,810 --> 01:14:12,377 dealing with some stuff... 1556 01:14:12,379 --> 01:14:14,179 in her private area. 1557 01:14:14,181 --> 01:14:15,947 That's... Whew! 1558 01:14:15,949 --> 01:14:17,849 It is on fire. 1559 01:14:17,851 --> 01:14:20,685 Mm. Got a hotbox down there? 1560 01:14:20,687 --> 01:14:23,087 I've dealt with a few o' those. 1561 01:14:23,089 --> 01:14:24,989 You said you dealt with a... a few? 1562 01:14:24,991 --> 01:14:27,024 So, what have you got? 1563 01:14:27,026 --> 01:14:30,060 Come on, the suspense is killing me. 1564 01:14:32,732 --> 01:14:34,832 So, what's your plan for my mom? 1565 01:14:34,834 --> 01:14:38,002 There is no plan. 1566 01:14:38,004 --> 01:14:39,703 I enjoy spending time with her. 1567 01:14:39,705 --> 01:14:41,773 Well, that can't be it. 1568 01:14:41,775 --> 01:14:44,109 There's got to be some... angle. 1569 01:14:44,111 --> 01:14:46,047 Well, there isn't. 1570 01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:50,649 I see her, you know? 1571 01:14:50,651 --> 01:14:53,118 I mean, she's only tough so no one can hurt her. 1572 01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:55,886 But on the low... 1573 01:14:55,888 --> 01:14:58,023 your mom is really, really silly. 1574 01:14:58,025 --> 01:14:59,924 Like, I can't even tell you how many times 1575 01:14:59,926 --> 01:15:01,960 I caught her goofing and dancing around here 1576 01:15:01,962 --> 01:15:03,360 when she thought no one was watching. 1577 01:15:03,362 --> 01:15:06,096 Mm-hmm. 1578 01:15:06,098 --> 01:15:09,167 All right. Then let's get real. 1579 01:15:09,169 --> 01:15:10,435 Mm. 1580 01:15:10,437 --> 01:15:11,970 You're here for her money, huh? 1581 01:15:11,972 --> 01:15:13,037 What? 1582 01:15:13,039 --> 01:15:14,104 Mm-hmm. 1583 01:15:14,106 --> 01:15:16,140 No, I'm not here for her money. 1584 01:15:16,142 --> 01:15:18,810 I, uh... I do pretty well for myself. 1585 01:15:18,812 --> 01:15:21,179 You're a starving artist. 1586 01:15:21,181 --> 01:15:23,213 Yes, I am an artist. 1587 01:15:23,215 --> 01:15:25,817 Your mom only assumes I'm starving. 1588 01:15:25,819 --> 01:15:27,217 I actually just had a great show 1589 01:15:27,219 --> 01:15:28,755 at the Studio Museum in Harlem. 1590 01:15:31,324 --> 01:15:35,827 I am surprised that I... 1591 01:15:35,829 --> 01:15:38,697 my mom didn't know that about you. 1592 01:15:38,699 --> 01:15:41,131 Oh. I mean, how could she? 1593 01:15:41,133 --> 01:15:42,934 Right? 1594 01:15:42,936 --> 01:15:44,802 She never asks me anything, and... 1595 01:15:44,804 --> 01:15:47,137 she definitely doesn't tell me much about herself. 1596 01:15:47,139 --> 01:15:49,343 I mean, I... I didn't know about you. 1597 01:15:50,776 --> 01:15:52,342 Then... 1598 01:15:52,344 --> 01:15:55,281 if she's so tough, then why are you here? 1599 01:15:58,485 --> 01:16:00,821 I care about your mom. 1600 01:16:02,021 --> 01:16:04,221 To be that guarded... 1601 01:16:04,223 --> 01:16:07,425 it has to be lonely. 1602 01:16:07,427 --> 01:16:09,493 I just want her to know that, 1603 01:16:09,495 --> 01:16:12,296 even though she may feel like she's on her own, 1604 01:16:12,298 --> 01:16:15,703 no matter what, I truly have her back. 1605 01:16:18,070 --> 01:16:21,405 That... is very nice to hear. 1606 01:16:21,407 --> 01:16:23,140 You see, I could... I could do this. 1607 01:16:23,142 --> 01:16:25,810 I can do this, right? I-I could be a great dad. 1608 01:16:25,812 --> 01:16:28,345 You know what? This was a really good talk. 1609 01:16:28,347 --> 01:16:30,280 How about you just give me a hug? 1610 01:16:30,282 --> 01:16:31,815 Okay. 1611 01:16:31,817 --> 01:16:33,484 - Yeah. - Oh, my gosh, you're so cool. 1612 01:16:33,486 --> 01:16:35,920 I knew it. I knew we were gonna hit it off. 1613 01:16:35,922 --> 01:16:39,157 Okay. All right. All right. Oh, oh. 1614 01:16:39,159 --> 01:16:41,426 Okay. All right. Okay. 1615 01:16:41,428 --> 01:16:43,994 Let go. Uh-uh. Mm-mm. Ah, wait, wait, wait. 1616 01:16:43,996 --> 01:16:45,363 Get... Ah-ah-ah. 1617 01:16:45,365 --> 01:16:47,232 A-All right, all right. Oh, w-wait a minute. 1618 01:16:47,234 --> 01:16:50,033 Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no. 1619 01:16:50,035 --> 01:16:52,237 What-what are you doing? 1620 01:16:52,239 --> 01:16:53,537 Oh. 1621 01:16:53,539 --> 01:16:54,973 Right. Um... 1622 01:16:54,975 --> 01:16:56,306 No, don't. You're on time-out. 1623 01:16:56,308 --> 01:16:58,376 You need to stay here and... 1624 01:16:58,378 --> 01:17:00,010 Matter of fact, you go sit in the corner, 1625 01:17:00,012 --> 01:17:01,211 you think about what you did. 1626 01:17:01,213 --> 01:17:03,948 I-I'm gonna leave you by yourself. 1627 01:17:03,950 --> 01:17:05,984 No, just... wait. 1628 01:17:05,986 --> 01:17:08,389 Come back. 1629 01:17:17,830 --> 01:17:19,530 Come on. 1630 01:17:19,532 --> 01:17:21,131 - What's-what's her name? - Oh, it... that's April. 1631 01:17:21,133 --> 01:17:22,801 April. April! 1632 01:17:22,803 --> 01:17:24,135 - Hey. - Put me in your ear, 1633 01:17:24,137 --> 01:17:25,269 and I'll tell you what to say. 1634 01:17:25,271 --> 01:17:27,238 Time is money. Bring it. 1635 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:29,073 - What do you got? - April? 1636 01:17:29,075 --> 01:17:31,309 - I got to go. - Don't you dare hang up on me! 1637 01:17:31,311 --> 01:17:33,344 Sorry. It's... Can't hang up. 1638 01:17:33,346 --> 01:17:35,579 It was like, "Can you hear me now?" And then it... 1639 01:17:35,581 --> 01:17:37,849 April! 1640 01:17:37,851 --> 01:17:41,452 Uh, the idea that we want to pitch tomorrow 1641 01:17:41,454 --> 01:17:43,357 is called, um... 1642 01:17:45,424 --> 01:17:47,425 It's called DiscoverEyes. 1643 01:17:47,427 --> 01:17:51,128 It's an interactive game where you can see the world 1644 01:17:51,130 --> 01:17:53,198 through the eyes of a child. 1645 01:17:55,835 --> 01:17:57,402 Or, you know, we have other ideas, too. 1646 01:17:57,404 --> 01:17:59,470 - You... She... - Mm-hmm. Right? 1647 01:17:59,472 --> 01:18:02,176 No. That's the one I want to hear. 1648 01:18:03,576 --> 01:18:06,043 DiscoverEyes. 1649 01:18:06,045 --> 01:18:07,278 Dope. 1650 01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:10,148 I'll be back in 24 hours to hear the pitch. 1651 01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:12,483 - DiscoverEyes. - Yes. 1652 01:18:12,485 --> 01:18:13,551 DiscoverEyes. 1653 01:18:13,553 --> 01:18:16,220 - Sounds promising. - Yeah. - Right. 1654 01:18:16,222 --> 01:18:18,323 DiscoverEyes. 1655 01:18:18,325 --> 01:18:20,094 - Scott? - Yeah. 1656 01:18:22,294 --> 01:18:24,061 You did it. 1657 01:18:24,063 --> 01:18:26,096 We did it, guys. 1658 01:18:26,098 --> 01:18:27,497 You did what?! 1659 01:18:27,499 --> 01:18:29,868 I never approved DiscoverEyes. 1660 01:18:29,870 --> 01:18:32,403 I never approved you even pitching that idea. 1661 01:18:32,405 --> 01:18:34,404 And now my future of my whole company 1662 01:18:34,406 --> 01:18:36,274 is gonna be running off an assistant's pitch? 1663 01:18:36,276 --> 01:18:39,113 Well, what did you want me to do? You told me to help. 1664 01:18:40,213 --> 01:18:42,081 You serious? 1665 01:18:44,316 --> 01:18:47,351 Disloyal, self-serving! 1666 01:18:47,353 --> 01:18:48,886 Huh. 1667 01:18:48,888 --> 01:18:51,322 You did this for you, not me. 1668 01:18:51,324 --> 01:18:53,024 Not the company. 1669 01:18:53,026 --> 01:18:55,025 So I'm self-serving? 1670 01:18:55,027 --> 01:18:57,996 You're the one who only cares about yourself. 1671 01:18:57,998 --> 01:19:00,030 You're nasty to everyone here, 1672 01:19:00,032 --> 01:19:02,332 like we're not trying to help make your company great. 1673 01:19:02,334 --> 01:19:03,568 Yeah, right. 1674 01:19:03,570 --> 01:19:05,670 Sure. You stab me in the back, 1675 01:19:05,672 --> 01:19:07,204 then blabbing all your bad ideas 1676 01:19:07,206 --> 01:19:10,308 to my top client to get your first shot. 1677 01:19:10,310 --> 01:19:12,010 How would you know? 1678 01:19:12,012 --> 01:19:14,479 'Cause you've never even heard my pitch. 1679 01:19:14,481 --> 01:19:16,146 You are such a child. 1680 01:19:16,148 --> 01:19:17,482 Whether you're 38 or 13, 1681 01:19:17,484 --> 01:19:19,484 it's still the same mess with you. 1682 01:19:19,486 --> 01:19:23,320 You see, now I know why you're too scared of taking risks. 1683 01:19:23,322 --> 01:19:26,591 'Cause you don't even know what the hell you're doing! 1684 01:19:26,593 --> 01:19:28,229 You should just stay scared. 1685 01:19:29,963 --> 01:19:32,363 You know what? 1686 01:19:32,365 --> 01:19:36,634 I'm sending all the pitches in your in-box, including mine, 1687 01:19:36,636 --> 01:19:38,368 because, clearly, you want to do this 1688 01:19:38,370 --> 01:19:39,970 on your own, which is fine. 1689 01:19:39,972 --> 01:19:42,105 Yes, that's exactly how I want it. 1690 01:19:42,107 --> 01:19:43,573 You know what I want? 1691 01:19:43,575 --> 01:19:45,310 Carbs! 1692 01:19:45,312 --> 01:19:47,377 That's what I want! 1693 01:19:47,379 --> 01:19:49,012 I quit! 1694 01:19:49,014 --> 01:19:50,614 - Go, then! - I'm doing that right now. 1695 01:19:50,616 --> 01:19:52,582 I'm not following your instructions anymore. 1696 01:19:52,584 --> 01:19:54,185 So, girl, bye! 1697 01:19:54,187 --> 01:19:55,452 Girl, bye! 1698 01:19:55,454 --> 01:19:58,189 What'd you say? Bye, girl! 1699 01:19:58,191 --> 01:19:59,390 Girl, bye-bye! 1700 01:19:59,392 --> 01:20:01,559 Bye, bye, bye! I'm NSYNC. 1701 01:20:01,561 --> 01:20:04,028 And take your damn bagels with you. 1702 01:20:04,030 --> 01:20:06,163 Oh! Was that an everything bagel? 1703 01:20:06,165 --> 01:20:07,998 You are nothing! 1704 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,567 And bring me back my clothes. 1705 01:20:09,569 --> 01:20:11,168 Too late. I stretched them out. 1706 01:20:11,170 --> 01:20:13,037 - I still want them! - Too bad. 1707 01:20:13,039 --> 01:20:14,338 There's only one 1708 01:20:14,340 --> 01:20:15,974 person I know who acts like that. 1709 01:20:15,976 --> 01:20:17,574 - Don't say it. - Jordan Sanders. 1710 01:20:19,212 --> 01:20:21,144 - Hey. - What? 1711 01:20:21,146 --> 01:20:24,282 - Who are you? - Excuse me? 1712 01:20:24,284 --> 01:20:26,350 - Whose child are you? - Whose child are you? 1713 01:20:26,352 --> 01:20:28,318 Whose child is this walking around here 1714 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:29,686 in a tiny pink pantsuit? 1715 01:20:29,688 --> 01:20:31,756 Shut up! Get back to work. 1716 01:20:31,758 --> 01:20:33,291 You know what? 1717 01:20:33,293 --> 01:20:34,524 She need a whupping. What's in my purse? 1718 01:20:34,526 --> 01:20:35,859 - What you doing? - Let me go. 1719 01:20:35,861 --> 01:20:38,128 You know, I'm gonna go get a belt, 'cause I sure ain't... 1720 01:20:38,130 --> 01:20:39,764 Yeah, get a belt. Whup somebody else's child. 1721 01:20:39,766 --> 01:20:43,266 You know, is it bad I hope Jordan never comes back? 1722 01:20:43,268 --> 01:20:44,735 No. 1723 01:20:44,737 --> 01:20:46,371 God. 1724 01:20:57,717 --> 01:21:00,685 What is happening to me? 1725 01:21:02,722 --> 01:21:06,090 God, just... please send me a sign. 1726 01:21:36,556 --> 01:21:39,489 Oh, hey, little lady. Stop. 1727 01:21:39,491 --> 01:21:43,060 Oh, um... hey, Vince. 1728 01:21:43,062 --> 01:21:45,630 I appreciate you being so conscientious, 1729 01:21:45,632 --> 01:21:47,398 but it's fine. 1730 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,266 I'm not going to fire you. 1731 01:21:49,268 --> 01:21:50,835 Yeah, but Miss Sanders will. 1732 01:21:50,837 --> 01:21:52,569 I have to make something right, 1733 01:21:52,571 --> 01:21:55,305 and I can't do it without my precious baby. 1734 01:21:55,307 --> 01:21:57,442 Wait, no way. Come on. Come on, give me the keys back. 1735 01:21:57,444 --> 01:21:58,775 Fine. 1736 01:21:58,777 --> 01:22:00,614 - I'm sorry. - Thank you. 1737 01:22:15,395 --> 01:22:16,760 Hey, girl. 1738 01:22:16,762 --> 01:22:18,563 How old are you? 1739 01:22:20,133 --> 01:22:22,132 I don't even know, man. 1740 01:22:22,134 --> 01:22:24,637 I don't know, either. 1741 01:22:31,311 --> 01:22:34,112 Hey. I have that address you were looking for. 1742 01:22:34,114 --> 01:22:35,846 - The what? - The doughnut girl. 1743 01:22:35,848 --> 01:22:38,416 But it's gonna be tough to find her after today. 1744 01:22:38,418 --> 01:22:39,820 Their route's, like, impossible to track. 1745 01:22:41,221 --> 01:22:42,822 Thank you. 1746 01:23:06,346 --> 01:23:08,378 Hello? 1747 01:23:08,380 --> 01:23:11,582 I'm still mad at you, but I found Stevie and the truck. 1748 01:23:11,584 --> 01:23:13,583 I don't know how long she'll be there. 1749 01:23:13,585 --> 01:23:17,255 I have to get to Winchella to help those kids. 1750 01:23:17,257 --> 01:23:19,256 Look, I screwed up. 1751 01:23:19,258 --> 01:23:21,859 I told them not to do their stupid dance. 1752 01:23:21,861 --> 01:23:23,760 But I was wrong. 1753 01:23:23,762 --> 01:23:25,796 Well, I'm just letting you know that this may be 1754 01:23:25,798 --> 01:23:27,532 your last chance to reverse whatever this is, 1755 01:23:27,534 --> 01:23:29,699 or you'll be living that preteen life forever. 1756 01:23:29,701 --> 01:23:31,769 So, do what you got to do. 1757 01:23:31,771 --> 01:23:33,403 You're right. 1758 01:23:47,754 --> 01:23:51,488 Who's got that Winchella spirit? 1759 01:23:53,493 --> 01:23:55,294 - Yeah! - Come on! 1760 01:23:56,562 --> 01:23:57,897 Guys. 1761 01:23:59,298 --> 01:24:01,265 You guys have to perform tonight. 1762 01:24:01,267 --> 01:24:03,801 B-But you said that was s-social suicide. 1763 01:24:03,803 --> 01:24:05,202 Look, I'm not gonna lie... 1764 01:24:05,204 --> 01:24:06,836 you guys could go to the hospital 1765 01:24:06,838 --> 01:24:09,840 if you guys go on that stage, but that shouldn't stop you. 1766 01:24:09,842 --> 01:24:12,376 What? N-No. 1767 01:24:12,378 --> 01:24:14,811 That should definitely s-stop-stop us. 1768 01:24:14,813 --> 01:24:17,247 You guys may be too young to understand this, 1769 01:24:17,249 --> 01:24:19,550 but I bailed on being my true self 1770 01:24:19,552 --> 01:24:22,420 because people told me I didn't count or fit in. 1771 01:24:22,422 --> 01:24:25,890 You're only like six months older than us, Jordan. 1772 01:24:25,892 --> 01:24:27,491 Everyone thinks you have to grow up 1773 01:24:27,493 --> 01:24:29,560 to figure out who you are, but they're wrong. 1774 01:24:29,562 --> 01:24:31,662 When we're kids, we know who we are. 1775 01:24:31,664 --> 01:24:34,631 It's just the world that beats it out of us. 1776 01:24:34,633 --> 01:24:35,800 So, with that being said, 1777 01:24:35,802 --> 01:24:37,335 you guys should perform the dance 1778 01:24:37,337 --> 01:24:38,839 that you guys worked so hard on. 1779 01:24:40,606 --> 01:24:42,640 Come on, guys. What do you say? 1780 01:24:42,642 --> 01:24:44,875 No, uh, we're-we're-we're good. 1781 01:24:44,877 --> 01:24:46,409 We're just chilling. 1782 01:24:46,411 --> 01:24:49,613 Yeah, we'll sit this one out. 1783 01:24:49,615 --> 01:24:51,582 It's Jasmine's world. 1784 01:24:51,584 --> 01:24:54,351 Who's got that Winchella spirit? 1785 01:24:56,923 --> 01:24:59,657 I'll teach you guys there's nothing to be afraid of. 1786 01:24:59,659 --> 01:25:00,890 What are you doing? 1787 01:25:07,734 --> 01:25:09,699 Get off the stage! 1788 01:25:09,701 --> 01:25:11,969 What's she doing over there? 1789 01:25:11,971 --> 01:25:15,605 - Move it, Sanders! - Get off the stage! 1790 01:25:15,607 --> 01:25:17,375 Lame! 1791 01:25:17,377 --> 01:25:19,710 No, guys, let's give her a chance. 1792 01:25:19,712 --> 01:25:21,511 See what she got. 1793 01:25:21,513 --> 01:25:22,947 Give her some music. 1794 01:25:22,949 --> 01:25:24,948 Yeah, let's see it. 1795 01:25:27,387 --> 01:25:28,952 Do something! 1796 01:25:28,954 --> 01:25:31,389 Oh, my God. 1797 01:25:45,637 --> 01:25:47,637 That's not cool. 1798 01:25:47,639 --> 01:25:50,643 - Get off the stage! - Boring! 1799 01:26:06,325 --> 01:26:08,492 Yeah, get the running man. 1800 01:26:08,494 --> 01:26:10,560 Okay. 1801 01:26:14,100 --> 01:26:16,667 - Stanky leg! - Yeah! 1802 01:26:24,944 --> 01:26:26,409 Get it, Sanders! 1803 01:26:40,526 --> 01:26:42,329 Oh! 1804 01:26:45,130 --> 01:26:46,333 Oh, no, Jordan! 1805 01:26:47,734 --> 01:26:49,734 Jordan, are you okay? 1806 01:26:49,736 --> 01:26:51,705 Jordan! 1807 01:26:55,074 --> 01:26:57,041 - Are you okay? - I'm sorry, guys. 1808 01:26:57,043 --> 01:26:59,009 It's okay. You were great. 1809 01:26:59,011 --> 01:27:01,479 That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for us. 1810 01:27:01,481 --> 01:27:04,814 A-And the most d-da-dan-dangerous. 1811 01:27:04,816 --> 01:27:07,150 Boo! 1812 01:27:07,152 --> 01:27:09,086 Go away! 1813 01:27:11,824 --> 01:27:13,593 Boo! 1814 01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:16,527 What's he doing? 1815 01:27:17,730 --> 01:27:19,732 What are you doing? 1816 01:27:23,169 --> 01:27:27,037 ♪ And I am telling you ♪ 1817 01:27:27,039 --> 01:27:30,174 ♪ I'm not going ♪ 1818 01:27:30,176 --> 01:27:33,711 ♪ I'm the best man you'll never know ♪ 1819 01:27:33,713 --> 01:27:38,416 ♪ There's no way I can ever go ♪ 1820 01:27:38,418 --> 01:27:41,484 ♪ No, no, no, no way ♪ 1821 01:27:41,486 --> 01:27:43,186 ♪ No, no, no, no ♪ 1822 01:27:43,188 --> 01:27:45,989 ♪ And you and you and you ♪ 1823 01:27:45,991 --> 01:27:51,929 ♪ You're gonna love me ♪ 1824 01:27:51,931 --> 01:27:54,864 ♪ You're gonna love me ♪ 1825 01:27:54,866 --> 01:27:58,568 ♪ Oh... ♪ 1826 01:27:58,570 --> 01:28:00,970 Hit it. 1827 01:28:00,972 --> 01:28:02,842 Let's go! 1828 01:28:13,218 --> 01:28:16,153 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 1829 01:28:18,490 --> 01:28:20,957 - Hey, oh! - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 1830 01:28:20,959 --> 01:28:22,428 Hey, oh! 1831 01:28:24,463 --> 01:28:26,162 - Hey, oh! - Okay. 1832 01:28:26,164 --> 01:28:30,801 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1833 01:28:30,803 --> 01:28:33,203 Go! Go! Go! 1834 01:28:33,205 --> 01:28:36,140 Ooh... Hey! 1835 01:28:39,846 --> 01:28:41,177 Hey! 1836 01:28:41,179 --> 01:28:43,747 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 1837 01:28:43,749 --> 01:28:45,582 Hey! Hey! 1838 01:28:45,584 --> 01:28:49,720 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 1839 01:28:52,725 --> 01:28:56,096 Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh! 1840 01:28:57,629 --> 01:28:58,729 Hey, oh! 1841 01:28:58,731 --> 01:29:02,699 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh! 1842 01:29:02,701 --> 01:29:05,702 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 1843 01:29:05,704 --> 01:29:08,805 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 1844 01:29:08,807 --> 01:29:10,608 Hey! Hey! 1845 01:29:10,610 --> 01:29:13,676 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 1846 01:29:22,588 --> 01:29:24,622 I thought you weren't coming. 1847 01:29:24,624 --> 01:29:28,158 Well, I mean, I wasn't, but a good friend of mine... 1848 01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:30,728 who I should really stop being mean to... 1849 01:29:30,730 --> 01:29:32,028 helped me realize something. 1850 01:29:32,030 --> 01:29:34,198 Even if it means I have to be 1851 01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:37,835 a child for the rest of my life. 1852 01:29:37,837 --> 01:29:40,938 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1853 01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:42,305 I do. 1854 01:29:42,307 --> 01:29:43,908 All right, sweetie. Time to go. 1855 01:29:43,910 --> 01:29:45,175 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, Mom. 1856 01:29:45,177 --> 01:29:46,844 - We-we did it. - Hey, you made it. 1857 01:29:46,846 --> 01:29:48,211 Did you see me? They loved it. 1858 01:29:48,213 --> 01:29:49,947 What are you doing here? 1859 01:29:49,949 --> 01:29:52,018 Being a friend. 1860 01:29:55,655 --> 01:29:58,956 You're the evil lady from the office? 1861 01:29:58,958 --> 01:30:00,925 Well, um... 1862 01:30:00,927 --> 01:30:03,693 yes, but I've had 1863 01:30:03,695 --> 01:30:05,662 real emotional growth in a few areas. 1864 01:30:05,664 --> 01:30:07,730 Just turn me back. 1865 01:30:07,732 --> 01:30:10,600 - Mm-hmm. - Me? 1866 01:30:10,602 --> 01:30:12,735 Yep, that thing right there. Just point that... 1867 01:30:12,737 --> 01:30:16,105 Yep. 1868 01:30:16,107 --> 01:30:18,007 Wait. 1869 01:30:18,009 --> 01:30:21,010 If I do, are you gonna be all mean? 1870 01:30:21,012 --> 01:30:24,280 Didn't you just hear me say I had emotional growth?! 1871 01:30:24,282 --> 01:30:25,748 Jesus. 1872 01:30:25,750 --> 01:30:28,217 I apologize for yelling. That was mean. 1873 01:30:28,219 --> 01:30:31,020 I'll be nice. Hurry up and do it. 1874 01:30:31,022 --> 01:30:32,756 Okay. 1875 01:30:32,758 --> 01:30:36,763 I wish you were all grown-up. 1876 01:30:43,369 --> 01:30:45,336 - Uh-oh. - Just... 1877 01:30:45,338 --> 01:30:47,171 give it to me. 1878 01:30:47,173 --> 01:30:49,840 Okay. 1879 01:30:49,842 --> 01:30:52,212 Turn me back. 1880 01:30:54,079 --> 01:30:55,778 Big Jordan. 1881 01:30:55,780 --> 01:30:58,916 Grown-ass Jordan. 1882 01:30:58,918 --> 01:31:00,850 Come on. 1883 01:31:00,852 --> 01:31:02,219 Come on. I really need this. 1884 01:31:02,221 --> 01:31:03,854 - Come on. - Uh-uh, girl. 1885 01:31:03,856 --> 01:31:05,355 - That's not how you do it. - Well, how do you know? 1886 01:31:05,357 --> 01:31:06,790 You didn't even know you did it. 1887 01:31:06,792 --> 01:31:09,696 Give me my wand! 1888 01:31:11,062 --> 01:31:14,898 - I wish you were a marshmallow. - What? 1889 01:31:14,900 --> 01:31:18,902 I wish you were chocolate cake. 1890 01:31:18,904 --> 01:31:22,006 Man! 1891 01:31:22,008 --> 01:31:24,408 She tried to turn those white people into marshmallows. 1892 01:31:24,410 --> 01:31:26,777 I wish you were sweet potato pie. 1893 01:31:26,779 --> 01:31:29,712 That was black girl tragic. 1894 01:31:41,893 --> 01:31:45,028 So, um, I've decided to come clean with everyone 1895 01:31:45,030 --> 01:31:48,732 about whatever happened to me, because this isn't changing. 1896 01:31:48,734 --> 01:31:52,101 Are you sure? 1897 01:31:52,103 --> 01:31:54,938 I hid this little girl in me for so long. 1898 01:31:54,940 --> 01:31:57,207 Trying to be someone I'm not. 1899 01:31:57,209 --> 01:32:00,344 But no more. 1900 01:32:00,346 --> 01:32:02,281 This is me. 1901 01:32:05,450 --> 01:32:07,451 Hey, so I, uh... 1902 01:32:07,453 --> 01:32:09,952 I looked at your app. 1903 01:32:09,954 --> 01:32:11,954 It's good. 1904 01:32:11,956 --> 01:32:14,361 - Really? - No. 1905 01:32:17,429 --> 01:32:19,430 The truth is... 1906 01:32:19,432 --> 01:32:21,098 it's really great. 1907 01:32:21,100 --> 01:32:24,768 I just got jealous. 1908 01:32:24,770 --> 01:32:28,706 I thought you were trying to steal my thunder or something. 1909 01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:30,306 But it was petty of me. 1910 01:32:30,308 --> 01:32:32,042 - Yeah, it was. - It was small. 1911 01:32:32,044 --> 01:32:33,213 Very small. 1912 01:32:34,312 --> 01:32:37,915 I'm s... s... 1913 01:32:37,917 --> 01:32:39,852 sorry. 1914 01:32:43,254 --> 01:32:45,389 What? 1915 01:32:45,391 --> 01:32:49,426 I've just never heard you say those words before. 1916 01:32:49,428 --> 01:32:51,364 Thank you. 1917 01:32:54,299 --> 01:32:57,801 You're really talented, April. 1918 01:32:57,803 --> 01:32:59,739 I mean it. 1919 01:33:02,407 --> 01:33:04,908 You were right. 1920 01:33:04,910 --> 01:33:07,778 I was trying to take my shot. 1921 01:33:07,780 --> 01:33:10,480 With Connor. 1922 01:33:10,482 --> 01:33:13,317 But I wasn't trying to stab you in the back or anything. 1923 01:33:13,319 --> 01:33:16,455 I just... wanted to get mine. 1924 01:33:18,022 --> 01:33:19,890 Well, good for you. 1925 01:33:19,892 --> 01:33:21,361 That means you're ready. 1926 01:33:22,895 --> 01:33:24,894 So I got this? 1927 01:33:24,896 --> 01:33:26,130 Are you asking, or are you telling? 1928 01:33:26,132 --> 01:33:28,131 No, I got this. I got it. 1929 01:33:31,837 --> 01:33:34,537 And you know I have your back, right? 1930 01:33:34,539 --> 01:33:37,274 'Cause I know how much winning means to you. 1931 01:33:37,276 --> 01:33:39,510 But I've been winning the wrong way. 1932 01:33:39,512 --> 01:33:42,378 I realize that I wasn't letting people be themselves 1933 01:33:42,380 --> 01:33:44,150 because I never accepted myself. 1934 01:33:46,485 --> 01:33:49,723 Now I know that I can win and still be me. 1935 01:33:51,790 --> 01:33:54,158 So go and pitch your idea tomorrow. 1936 01:33:54,160 --> 01:33:55,859 Without you? 1937 01:33:57,362 --> 01:34:00,229 When you win, my whole company wins. 1938 01:34:02,168 --> 01:34:04,400 And also... 1939 01:34:04,402 --> 01:34:07,237 you're a really good friend. 1940 01:34:07,239 --> 01:34:09,872 Honestly, my first. 1941 01:34:09,874 --> 01:34:12,542 So that's why you're so bad at it. 1942 01:34:16,514 --> 01:34:19,882 Come here with your cute little self. 1943 01:34:19,884 --> 01:34:22,452 - Okay. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1944 01:34:22,454 --> 01:34:25,122 You're adorable. 1945 01:34:35,066 --> 01:34:37,134 Morning inspiration. 1946 01:34:37,136 --> 01:34:39,302 Even if you press the snooze button, 1947 01:34:39,304 --> 01:34:41,537 it's never too late to become the person 1948 01:34:41,539 --> 01:34:43,506 you've always wanted to be. 1949 01:34:43,508 --> 01:34:45,908 Wake up, Jordan. 1950 01:35:08,868 --> 01:35:10,402 Uh... 1951 01:35:20,612 --> 01:35:23,247 I'm back! I'm back! 1952 01:35:23,249 --> 01:35:25,114 I'm back! 1953 01:35:25,116 --> 01:35:27,317 I'm back! 1954 01:35:27,319 --> 01:35:29,418 I'm back! 1955 01:35:29,420 --> 01:35:31,921 I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! 1956 01:35:33,191 --> 01:35:35,893 I love you! I love you! 1957 01:35:35,895 --> 01:35:37,360 I'm never leaving you again! 1958 01:35:41,967 --> 01:35:44,033 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1959 01:35:44,035 --> 01:35:47,037 Here I come! I'm back! 1960 01:35:55,114 --> 01:35:56,146 Connor, thank you again. 1961 01:35:56,148 --> 01:35:58,047 We are so excited to pitch this idea for you. 1962 01:35:58,049 --> 01:36:00,350 - We've been working hard. It's... - Oh. 1963 01:36:00,352 --> 01:36:02,685 Jordan Sanders sighting, folks. 1964 01:36:02,687 --> 01:36:05,322 Connor. 1965 01:36:05,324 --> 01:36:07,390 Well, you know I wouldn't let you down. 1966 01:36:07,392 --> 01:36:09,659 Jordan, you're big. Ba-Back. 1967 01:36:09,661 --> 01:36:11,094 - You're back. - Oh, she's... 1968 01:36:11,096 --> 01:36:12,429 - Yep. - She back. 1969 01:36:12,431 --> 01:36:14,331 I'm back. 1970 01:36:14,333 --> 01:36:17,134 Thank you, Connor, so much for just coming 1971 01:36:17,136 --> 01:36:19,302 and allowing us to share this pitch with you today. 1972 01:36:19,304 --> 01:36:22,639 I mean, I personally... I love it. 1973 01:36:22,641 --> 01:36:27,344 And, um, I love the person responsible for it, so... 1974 01:36:27,346 --> 01:36:30,680 Please let me reintroduce you to... 1975 01:36:30,682 --> 01:36:33,716 my colleague, Ms. April Williams, 1976 01:36:33,718 --> 01:36:36,153 who'll be pitching for you today. 1977 01:36:36,155 --> 01:36:39,389 She is the brains behind DiscoverEyes. 1978 01:36:39,391 --> 01:36:43,560 Okay. I know I said "fresh voices," but... 1979 01:36:43,562 --> 01:36:46,630 this whole thing is your assistant's idea? 1980 01:36:46,632 --> 01:36:48,165 Yes. 1981 01:36:48,167 --> 01:36:50,367 - Yeah, it is. - Yeah, it is. 1982 01:36:50,369 --> 01:36:55,671 It is, and you get ready to have your khakis knocked off. 1983 01:36:55,673 --> 01:36:57,341 Uh... 1984 01:36:57,343 --> 01:36:59,710 I'm not wearing khakis. 1985 01:36:59,712 --> 01:37:02,144 Are you sure? I thought... In my mind, you were. 1986 01:37:02,146 --> 01:37:04,514 You got this. 1987 01:37:07,553 --> 01:37:11,654 Remember the innocence and the optimism of being a kid? 1988 01:37:11,656 --> 01:37:14,024 You were brave enough to be yourself 1989 01:37:14,026 --> 01:37:16,126 and to do things your way. 1990 01:37:16,128 --> 01:37:18,427 You saw the possibilities, the... 1991 01:37:18,429 --> 01:37:20,697 the wonder of the world around you. 1992 01:37:20,699 --> 01:37:24,400 Before you grew up, before the walls went up, 1993 01:37:24,402 --> 01:37:29,006 before somebody told you the rules or where you fit in, 1994 01:37:29,008 --> 01:37:33,310 you were brave enough to see the magic in you. 1995 01:37:33,312 --> 01:37:37,183 That is DiscoverEyes. 1996 01:37:38,784 --> 01:37:42,519 An app that transforms the ordinary 1997 01:37:42,521 --> 01:37:44,720 into something extraordinary. 1998 01:37:44,722 --> 01:37:46,189 Because we're all extraordinary. 1999 01:37:46,191 --> 01:37:48,294 - We just have to discover it. - Pass. 2000 01:37:56,502 --> 01:37:59,202 We had a good run, Jordan. 2001 01:37:59,204 --> 01:38:00,537 You're gonna regret it. 2002 01:38:00,539 --> 01:38:02,141 We should probably go, guys. 2003 01:38:07,379 --> 01:38:09,048 Good try, April. 2004 01:38:15,053 --> 01:38:17,287 So I didn't got that. 2005 01:38:17,289 --> 01:38:19,523 - I blew it. I'm sorry. - No. 2006 01:38:19,525 --> 01:38:21,824 No, no, no. April. We can sell this. 2007 01:38:21,826 --> 01:38:23,627 Come on, you can't give up. 2008 01:38:23,629 --> 01:38:25,461 I'm not. 2009 01:38:25,463 --> 01:38:28,467 I'm gonna schedule 16 more pitches. 2010 01:38:29,735 --> 01:38:31,268 There it is. 2011 01:38:31,270 --> 01:38:33,537 That's my girl. 2012 01:38:33,539 --> 01:38:35,137 Oh. 2013 01:38:35,139 --> 01:38:36,540 M-My purse? 2014 01:38:36,542 --> 01:38:38,507 Yeah, it's... your purse is right there. 2015 01:38:38,509 --> 01:38:40,476 Are you gonna...? 2016 01:38:40,478 --> 01:38:42,244 - Hmm? - You're not... 2017 01:38:42,246 --> 01:38:44,680 - You got to... - No, you big. 2018 01:38:44,682 --> 01:38:46,750 You big. You're back. 2019 01:38:48,754 --> 01:38:51,157 I'm back. 2020 01:38:54,759 --> 01:38:56,792 Mm, mm, mm. 2021 01:38:56,794 --> 01:38:58,662 Morning. 2022 01:38:58,664 --> 01:39:00,600 One second. 2023 01:39:04,169 --> 01:39:05,734 I said good morning, woman. 2024 01:39:05,736 --> 01:39:08,104 When I say good morning, you say good morning back. 2025 01:39:08,106 --> 01:39:09,372 Mm. 2026 01:39:09,374 --> 01:39:11,511 - Good morning. - Mm-hmm. 2027 01:39:13,812 --> 01:39:16,179 We're screwed. It's over. 2028 01:39:16,181 --> 01:39:18,280 I tried. We all tried. 2029 01:39:18,282 --> 01:39:20,417 DiscoverEyes is not happening. 2030 01:39:20,419 --> 01:39:22,685 - Everybody, outside! - Oh, God. 2031 01:39:22,687 --> 01:39:25,421 Now! 2032 01:39:25,423 --> 01:39:28,524 Oh. Better bring my Xanax. 2033 01:39:28,526 --> 01:39:31,694 Closer. Closer! 2034 01:39:31,696 --> 01:39:34,230 Don't be scared. Come in close. 2035 01:39:34,232 --> 01:39:35,498 Okay. 2036 01:39:35,500 --> 01:39:38,135 JSI? 2037 01:39:40,873 --> 01:39:44,541 Well, we've reached the end of a long, 2038 01:39:44,543 --> 01:39:46,408 humiliating, 2039 01:39:46,410 --> 01:39:51,314 self-esteem-crushing road of noes. 2040 01:39:51,316 --> 01:39:53,283 No! No, no, no, no! 2041 01:39:53,285 --> 01:39:55,152 No, no! No, no! 2042 01:39:55,154 --> 01:39:57,520 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 2043 01:39:57,522 --> 01:39:59,355 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 2044 01:39:59,357 --> 01:40:02,427 ♪ No, no. ♪ 2045 01:40:04,530 --> 01:40:08,198 But as a wise person once said, 2046 01:40:08,200 --> 01:40:10,567 all it takes is one yes. 2047 01:40:10,569 --> 01:40:14,304 So please take your little exhausted hands, 2048 01:40:14,306 --> 01:40:18,440 and put 'em together so we can congratulate April, 2049 01:40:18,442 --> 01:40:22,244 who has officially sold DiscoverEyes! 2050 01:40:22,246 --> 01:40:24,780 - What? Oh, my God. - What? 2051 01:40:24,782 --> 01:40:29,385 She did it! And that's not all. 2052 01:40:29,387 --> 01:40:33,189 It is officially the biggest deal in JSI history. 2053 01:40:33,191 --> 01:40:34,491 We are rich! 2054 01:40:37,495 --> 01:40:39,828 - Oh, my God! - Yeah! 2055 01:40:39,830 --> 01:40:43,867 A new day is dawning at JSI. 2056 01:40:43,869 --> 01:40:46,403 And it's not just about me. 2057 01:40:46,405 --> 01:40:48,238 It is about us. 2058 01:40:48,240 --> 01:40:50,873 With that in mind, please... 2059 01:40:52,544 --> 01:40:55,845 ...let me introduce to you 2060 01:40:55,847 --> 01:40:59,815 JSI and Associates! 2061 01:41:02,553 --> 01:41:06,456 - Step right up, associate April Williams. - Oh, that is... 2062 01:41:06,458 --> 01:41:07,756 Thank you. 2063 01:41:09,393 --> 01:41:11,760 I need a magnifying glass to see it, but okay. 2064 01:41:11,762 --> 01:41:13,462 Nah, if you, like... if you just, like, 2065 01:41:13,464 --> 01:41:14,997 look right... like, if you get this close... 2066 01:41:14,999 --> 01:41:16,699 like, if you put your forehead on it, 2067 01:41:16,701 --> 01:41:19,269 you can see all of "and Associates." That's... 2068 01:41:19,271 --> 01:41:21,304 - That's nice. - Yeah. That's us now, guys. 2069 01:41:21,306 --> 01:41:23,239 - Ooh. - We're a team. 2070 01:41:23,241 --> 01:41:25,408 And I am so proud of you, April! 2071 01:41:25,410 --> 01:41:26,576 Thank you. Y-You know, I'm right here, 2072 01:41:26,578 --> 01:41:27,911 so you don't have to use that. 2073 01:41:27,913 --> 01:41:30,846 Okay, if there's one thing I know, 2074 01:41:30,848 --> 01:41:36,286 it's how JSI and Associates like to celebrate. 2075 01:41:36,288 --> 01:41:38,488 Carbs! 2076 01:41:44,295 --> 01:41:47,264 You get a doughnut! You get a doughnut! 2077 01:41:47,266 --> 01:41:48,732 You get a doughnut! 2078 01:41:48,734 --> 01:41:51,600 - It's a doughnut. - You get a doughnut! 2079 01:41:51,602 --> 01:41:53,802 You're incredible. 2080 01:41:53,804 --> 01:41:55,805 Congrats. 2081 01:41:55,807 --> 01:41:57,774 You can't do that. I'm a boss now. 2082 01:41:57,776 --> 01:41:59,275 What? 2083 01:41:59,277 --> 01:42:00,609 Just kidding. You can get it. 2084 01:42:02,580 --> 01:42:04,680 - Oh, my gosh! - Oh, no. 2085 01:42:04,682 --> 01:42:05,681 Guys! 2086 01:42:05,683 --> 01:42:08,051 What are you doing here? 2087 01:42:08,053 --> 01:42:10,686 I'm so happy to see you. 2088 01:42:10,688 --> 01:42:11,954 I brought these awesome kids that you've 2089 01:42:11,956 --> 01:42:13,055 never, ever met before from Windsor 2090 01:42:13,057 --> 01:42:15,358 to test out HomeGirl. 2091 01:42:15,360 --> 01:42:16,826 - Well, that's awesome. - Yeah. 2092 01:42:16,828 --> 01:42:18,694 Thanks for coming, guys. 2093 01:42:18,696 --> 01:42:20,365 JSI! 2094 01:42:21,799 --> 01:42:23,433 Are y'all ready to party? 2095 01:42:25,370 --> 01:42:27,903 HomeGirl, I need a vibe! 2096 01:42:27,905 --> 01:42:30,506 HomeGirl playing JSI vibe. 2097 01:42:35,047 --> 01:42:37,413 Yes! 2098 01:42:37,415 --> 01:42:39,815 'Ey! 2099 01:42:39,817 --> 01:42:41,685 Yeah. 2100 01:42:41,687 --> 01:42:42,952 'Ey! 2101 01:42:42,954 --> 01:42:45,322 Uh-huh. 2102 01:42:48,060 --> 01:42:49,693 So that's me now. 2103 01:42:49,695 --> 01:42:52,662 Jordan Sanders and my best friend April. 2104 01:42:52,664 --> 01:42:55,398 Yeah, I've got a best friend. 2105 01:42:55,400 --> 01:42:57,367 And that's the story of how 2106 01:42:57,369 --> 01:42:59,868 the little girl in me came back to show 2107 01:42:59,870 --> 01:43:03,340 that you can't let anyone else define you. 2108 01:43:03,342 --> 01:43:06,408 Of course, there's always gonna be people out there 2109 01:43:06,410 --> 01:43:08,845 who just don't want you to live your best life. 2110 01:43:08,847 --> 01:43:12,649 The trick is not becoming one of them. 2111 01:44:46,814 --> 01:44:50,880 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 146097