All language subtitles for Just.Jim.2015.HDRipeng

Who here can win this country run'!

You'?

No.

John?

Yeah, I can.

I can what'?

Win the run.

- Have you got a lighter?
- No.

- Are you Roger's brother'?
- No.

Are you Roger?

No, I'm... I'm Jim.

'You have no new messages.'

'l couldn't be prouder.'

The first family member
to go to university.

Er, eye contact
or it's eight years of bad sex.

That's impossible, I'm afraid.

You're not getting it,
not until you sort the front garden.

Great, now I know
when you'll be having it.

He's so miserable,
I think he's sick.

- Fuck you.
- Oi.

ls that yours'?

- It's Jackie's.
- What, little Jackie Taylor'!

- She smokes.
- Why do you have it'?

Because, Michelle...

we're together.

Double celebration, then.

Yeah, I guess it is.

Where's the glasses'! I think you'd better
pour me one of those champagnes.

He's lying. I saw her
hanging oui with Michael.

No, you didn't.

She's wrong.

Michelle's a weird fucking name anyway.

Jim.

Boring, isn't it'?

Off on my long walk again.

Go on my walk three times a week now.

Keeps me busy.

Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursday.

Today's Saturday.

Yeah, copy that, Clive.

Reminds me of being
in the army up here.

I was a parachuter, yeah?

I could parachute off this.

Or I could jump without the parachute.

Yeah, copy that, Clive.

Hey!

What's happening, shit pants?

We've got to win this country run.

Things are just shit.

My life is one big pile of shit.

Tonight's screening
of The Piper's Revenge

starring Hayden Hayden
and Johnny Wool...

Wood.

Will run at 92 minutes.

Enjoy.

- 'We've lost the Piper.'
- 'What do you mean, you lost him?'

'He escaped last night, boss.
No evidence of him getting oui.

- 'It's like he disappeared.'
- 'You better find him.'

'Boys reckon he's headed
back to Pennsylvania.

- 'Don't worry, boss. I got this.'
- 'No way. It's too dangerous.

'We need to send
somebody desperate.

'Sammy.

'You're rehired. Welcome back.

'We got a job for you.'

'It's a year today since
he massacred those innocent children.

'Authorities are warning people
to stay inside.

'The Piper is said to be mid 20s
and look just like one of us.'

All right'!

Hey, Cliff.

What you been up to?

Just thinking, mainly.

Listen, Jim, I hope you don't mind,
but I think me and Jackie are dating.

No. Why would I mind? It's fine.

I don't know.
I always thought you liked her.

No, you've got that wrong.
Er, I'm into older chicks now.

Oh nice.

Also, could I have my Nintendo back'?

No. My mum chucked it out.

- Right.
- Cliff.

Get in.

- Will you help me find him'!
- Sorry, man. I have to go.

See you later, shit dick!

Cliff'?

Cliff'?

Look after yourself, won't you?

I love you so much.

- Do you guys have any friends?
- Yeah, your mum has a few. Why'?

I don't know. You just...

Jim, you need to try and make the effort
to hang out with the other kids.

Sol put him in a headlock
and fed him a whole loaf of bread.

Hi.

I'm having a birthday party
and I wanted to invite you guys.

- Dada!
- Ooh.

What do you think, darling?
Do you like the cake? Huh?

Let's have a look al you.
Now, are you sure you're gonna be OK'!

Yeah, I'm gonna be fine.

16?

- I'm 17.
- Are you'!

- Yeah.
- Oh.

It's gonna have lo do.
You need to leave.

They're gonna be here. Leave.

- Leave!
- OK.

- All right?
- Please leave.

OK.

- Bye, darling.
- No, no.

Ooh.

Yeah.

It went well.

Can I have a glass?

'Who's there?'

- Quiet tonight.
- Shh. Yes.

Is it'!

Do you have any new movies?
I've just... I've seen this one loads.

- You know, it's probably the rats.
- What is?

The lack of customers.

They're listening.

Who?

The people in the walls.
They're listening.

They don't know that I know but I do.
I know they're coming for us.

Trust no one.

Stay away from tap water.
Leave now.

Don't come back.

How's school?

Great.

I won the school race.

How's Michelle'!

No word.

She may be dead.

It's probably best we move on.

Where did Michael come'!

- Why?
- I saw his mum today

so I invited him around for supper.

Without asking me?
Maybe I don't want him around here.

Why not?

- Hi, Michael.
- Hiya.

- Long time no see.
- Yeah, I know.

- Come on in.
- Er, I can't, sorry.

I just came to say thanks
for inviting me around,

but I've made plans.

Oh, that's a shame.

Well, Jim's here.

Jim, why don't we save your supper

and you can warm it up
when you get back later?

You make me so wet.

Hop out a second, Jimbo.

Sure.

Fuck off!

♪ Domino, Domino

♪ You're an angel
that heaven has sent me

♪ Domino, Domino

♪ You're a devil
designed lo torment me

♪ When your heart must know

♪ How I love you so

♪ Tell me why, tell me why

♪ Why do you make me cry, Domino

♪ Nothing matters

Hey.

I'm Dean, your new neighbour.

You're American.

That's right.

You look scared.

Iam scared. I'm high.
I can't feel my fingers.

The key is to just ride it out.
Why don't you try laughing?

Laugh with me.

Here, come on, laugh.

- You want a beer?
- No. Are you a pervert?

No. Are you?

No, obviously.
Just don't come near me, OK'?

- Cos that would be a mistake.
- Would it?

Yeah. My family are trained killers.

Sounds fair enough.

- And we have guns.
- Do you?

No, but I know people.
I could gel one. I could gel a gun.

OK.

So, what do you do
around here for fun?

Um, I play my computer games
and stuff.

What kind of stuff'?

Mainly I just play
my computer games.

I mean, I used to go to the cinema
as well, but I'm banned.

I used to have a dog,
but he ran away.

No shit'?

You know, I had a dog
that ran away too.

Yeah'? Well, they run away to die.

What are you doing here?

Well, you know, I had to get away.

I mean, I felt like
life was passing me by,

and there was nothing
I could do to stop it.

Yeah, life sucks.

Well, it depends
what you make of it.

If you sil around
feeling sorry for yourself, yeah.

Do you believe in God'!

No.

I think if he exists,
he needs to give me a break.

Maybe you just need to man up a bit,

instead of being a little bitch.

Follow the track through the fields,
down past the river,

then back to the finishing line.
Any questions?

- Are you a pussy?
- No, sir.

- Are you'!
- No, sir.

- Jack'?
- Yes, sir. I don't have my gym kit.

On three, everyone say Jack is a pussy.
One, two, three.

Jack's a pussy.

Ha-ha, hey!
What's happening, shit pants?

Stop where you are.

Take a bath, you smelly fuck.

Every time I see you,
you look depressed.

I am depressed.

Come on,
let's get the fuck out of here.

- I stole from here once.
- Really'!

What did you steal?

Just a knife.

That's pretty fucked-up.

Yeah.

- Seriously?
- I know.

Girls?

You don't want
to die nameless, do you?

- No.
- No!

OK, see, the key...

is to be mysterious but also open.

Hey, girls.

Seen you here a few times before.

Er, what are you...
What are you doing here... this time?

Buying food.

Buying food, yeah.

My... my name's Jim.

I'm, er... a male.

I'm legal, of legal age.

- And, er...
- What the fuck are you doing'!

I had a dog once, but he's dead.

And I'm up for most things.

I'm mysterious, but I'm open.

- I've been thinking about your problem.
- I don't have a problem.

That's right, you don't.
You're just surrounded by friends.

I can help you
put an end to this shit.

How'?

By making you cool.

It's not going to work. I'm already uncool.
You can't erase that existing image.

Yeah, we don't, we change it.

- Is this really necessary?
- Yes, it is. Shoot him.

Wait a minute.
Right side's the gay side.

- Shoot him in the other.
- No, no, wait, wait!

Girls like Jilly like tough guys, right?

- Jackie.
- OK, fair enough.

What you got to do is,
you got to be able to step up

and show her that you're willing
to break somebody's dick.

'Let's say I'm a bully,

'and I say something to you bad,
really bad.'

- What do you say'!
- I'd probably say, "Don't say that."

OK.

Let's just say that... I push you.

What do you say?

I'd say, "Fuck up."

- Fuck up?
- I meant to say, "Shut the fuck up."

OK, well, don't say that.

That doesn't make any sense.

What you do is
you push that fucker back.

'Harder.

'Don't ever take any shit
from anyone, ever.'

Harder.

Again!

Put some snap into it.

Yeah.

Don't act suspicious.

You fucking run.

To your new balls. Cheers.

Cheers.

You know, this doesn't...
This doesn't feel so good.

- It looks infected.
- Ll is infected, but it's badass.

The four dots are the walls
and that's you in the middle.

People are gonna think
you've done serious time.

- They will'?
- Yeah.

And what about these?
These are acceptable? These are in?

Yeah, dude, really in.

- You just don't have yours pierced.
- Yeah.

I've decided I'm gonna
help you win this race

cos you're not capable.

- You have the coordination of a cripple.
- I'm ready.

I don't think you are,
but I like your confidence.

- What about my face?
- What about it'?

It's very round.
It's all good saying, "Be confident,"

but you have a structured face
to back it up.

There's nothing we can do
about your face.

You're a solid four.

You're actually a three, OK?
But I'm not gonna fucking lie to you.

If you were to stay yourself
with that face, you'd be fucked.

When you talk to people now,
you look like you're taking a shit.

You're right, I do.

I'm not ready.
I don't wanna do this anymore.

I want out. I'm just me.
I'm still me. I'm not "not me" enough.

I've just got an infected tattoo
and my ears pierced.

Hey... stop being a bitch.

Right, guys, this is it.
This is what we've been waiting for.

Now, I'm done with speeches
so how does this sound'?

You win or I'm gone.

- Whose school are you with'?
- Yours.

We're in the same school.

- Everything all right?
- Yeah.

Good luck.

Fuck you, bug eyes.

This could end really badly.

Turn around, you little fuckers!

Bloody hell, son.
You're miles ahead of everyone.

- Where are they'!
- I won, I won.

Jim.

There's no way that faggot won.
Ll was a fix.

- Hey, you shut up. He's a winner.
- Dad, a man chased us with a gun.

Don't be so childish
and don't be a sore loser, Leon.

- Hi.
- That was a fucking piss-take.

I just won the race.

Can I ask you on a dale?

Maybe.

Pick me up at the Grippins.

Mam, Dad,
this is my new friend Dean.

Hello.

I had some pretty crazy times back then.

- Sounds like it.
- Sounds great.

But what about you guys,
you guys must've messed around,

experimented, right'?

I bet you went wild as wolves.

Not so much.

I did a lol of drugs in my early 20s.

So much so, I ended up
in a pretty sticky situation with two guys.

Here's to Jim being
the fastest kid in the county.

We couldn't be prouder.

Speech, speech.

Er, I won.

End of speech.

So, Dean, where are you from'!

- Pennsylvania.
- And what brings you here?

The truth'!

I'm on the run.
I am... guilty of murder.

Ah!

No, I just wanted to come to a place

where the people look miserable
but sound happy.

Hm, well. And your family,
are they still in the States?

Well, I was dealt a bad hand
when I was young.

They're dead.

This bread is fucking great.

- Did you make this yourself?
- No.

Sun, good pick.

So, how about you guys?
What do you do? What's your story?

Let me guess. Model'!

Close. Nurse.

I was a golfer, semi-professionally.

- Were you?
- Yeah.

I used to play a lot
when you were a kid.

- I don't remember.
- We should grab a game.

Yeah, I'm in.

Hey.

To my new neighbours
and friends.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

♪ If the big wide world
keeps treating you bad

♪ And God's coincidence
drives you mad

♪ Well, little by little and bit by bit

♪ Better use what you got
cos this is it

♪ Remember, life

♪ It ain't no competition

♪ Life

♪ It ain't no TV show

♪ It ain't but a mess of hard time,
religion and tradition

♪ And anyway you do,
anyway you don't

♪ Everywhere you go

♪ Remember, life

Everything OK?

Right as rain.

Noticed your gate was hanging off
so I figured I'd fix that fucker.

Hey, buddy-

Michael, right?

- Yeah.
- All right, listen, dick weed.

I need you to do something for me.
Stay away from Jackie.

- She's my girlfriend.
- Wrong.

Do you want me to shit
down your neck? Cos I will.

My buddy Jim likes her now
so you're gonna slay away.

If you don't, I'll kill your mother
while I'm fucking her

and then I'm gonna come back,
chop your dad's dick off

and feed it to him.

And if you still don't do something,
I'm gonna come back

and fucking thump you with my car

and your fucking body's gonna fly
over the fucking hood

and I'm gonna take a knife and
I'm gonna shove it up your fucking arse

and I'm gonna cut you
up your fucking back,

open up your fucking ribs,

take your fucking brain
and fucking stomp on it.

You got that?

OK, good talk.

Hey, Sexy pants.

Women are weapons.

Their sexiness is an asset
they will use against you.

You have to rely on charm.

If you don't have anything nice to say,
don't say anything.

Got it.

Did you sleep last night?
You have terrible bags under the eyes.

- Oh, no, they were born that way.
- Oh, that's a shame.

You look malnourished.

How much aftershave did you put on'?
You smell like shit.

Really?

- Shave down there'!
- You didn't tell me to.

If there's a kiss,

you stick your tongue down her throat,
show her you're the man.

If she's playing with her hair,
you go for a boob grab, squeeze tight.

Skip all oral. It's too complicated.

Show her the lat and it's a done deal.
Good luck.

Don't be yourself.

Don't smile, be cool.

Come on, show me your cool face.

Show me the fucking ice box.

I am cool.

- Hi.
- Hi.

No, thanks.

- Are you sure'?
- Yeah.

Excuse me, would it be possible
to change my seal?

No.

- What drink do you want?
- Um...

Er, two beers, gorgeous.

- Can I see your ID'?
- My ID'?

Yeah.

Actually, I'll have a water, please.

You'?

- Can I have a beer'?
- Sure.

Nice.

How is it'?

It's good.

We have to try and be quiet.

I've never kissed anyone before,

so it's probably not
going to be up to standards.

- Do you like mat'!
- Not really.

Did you see that'?

'I constantly wake up
and I can't move my body

'and I feel like
somethings holding me down.

'I get like that all the time.'

'l have a scary dream.

'I'm in a plane and the pilot comes up
and he says, "We're about to crash."

'I don't know why he tells me,
but, anyway, we start falling.

'We're jumping into the water
and then...'

I remember that hitting water
really hard is like hitting concrete,

so we're going to die anyway.

Then I get this idea to take my shoes off
and I chuck them into the water

and it causes a splash
for me to dive into

and I survive.

- Smart.
- I wonder what it means, though.

Probably doesn't mean anything.

What do you want to do
when you're older?'

'l want to do something
significant, and then die at an early age.'

Ah, it's been a long time.

Don't expect anything extraordinary,
not to start with, anyway.

Ah.

God, golf is good.

Just need to get rid
of this belly fat, that's all.

If I was to give you
one piece of advice,

Don't let your wife
become your best friend

because you lose all other friends.

I mean, I'm not unhappy or anything.
I'm just saying I've no friends.

How's Jimbo doing'!

Honestly, not so good.

Do you find he lies a lot'!

Yeah, I guess.

Anyways, I'm sure it's nothing.

What do you say that you let me

take you and the beautiful lady
out to dinner tonight?

Oh, that would be lovely.
Thank you, yeah.

I'm so glad he's got a nice friend.

- Sure, OK.
- We've been really worried about him.

- Are you smoking?
- No.

Don't tell your mother.

I'll get the balls.

- How did it go?
- Yeah, it was pretty good.

The boob grab wasn't a highlight,
but overall good.

Did you do what I told you?

- All the way, right?
- Yeah, we went most of the way.

We ended up playing computer games
which was pretty cool.

You ready for the party tonight?

- What party?
- The one you're throwing.

- What about my parents'?
- It's all planned, OK?

A small gathering.

I'm gonna take your parents out
around seven.

I'll get them high and drunk
until the early hours.

I may have to fuck your mum
if there's a dip.

Thanks so much.

- Are you sure you don't want to come?
- No, I've got the shits.

On, Jim!

- Bye.
- Bye.

Holy shit!

♪ Now, me, myself and I

♪ Me, I have two sides

♪ I will get by, I will survive

♪ With all that getting high provides,
I'm a guy without ties

♪ So get away, get away

♪ Please don't touch me

♪ Either stare al me or fuck me...

- Well done with the race, Jack.
- The name's Jim. Get him out.

♪ Only king skins, peoples,
please pass the roach

♪ A bit of weed might work,
a bit of weed won't hurt

♪ A couple of pills, maybe din,
maybe not, maybe worse

♪ I wanna be liked, I wanna be hyped,
I wanna be there, I wanna be here

♪ I wanna be there,
I wanna be everywhere on earth

♪ Double up my dose,
shit, I think I'm getting close

♪ Gone from magic to my most
once I've had it down my throat

♪ Gel away, get away

♪ Gel away, don'! Stay

♪ Get away, get away,
I'm in a pretty bad place

♪ Gel away, get away

♪ You want to settle
for the east light

♪ Hello, goodbye
to all the creatures of the night

♪ I'm tuning into my third-eyed mind
because it's a very special time

♪ Gel away or get high

♪ People don't like me,
I wonder what the issue is

♪ I wonder if I'm paranoid,
or am I being sensitive?

♪ Every man for himself,
unsure what my mission is

♪ All these little people in my ear,
why can't they let me live

♪ It's all taken a turn,
I watch the wide world

♪ I smoke it all away
and let the demons come and play

♪ I'm fucking steaming,
best believe it, mate

♪ I need to get my genie straight

♪ I need lo make a change
because I'm sick of being lion bait

♪ Speak in turn,
there's only one, me and you

- Sorry we had to leave early.
- Absolutely, yeah.

Must be a bug going round
or something.

- There's someone a! The door for you.
- All right.

Hey.

Why are you telling people
we shagged?

I'm not.

I kissed you
because I felt sorry for you.

- Yeah, I...
- Now fuck off and leave me alone.

You're fucking dead, son.
There's no way you won that race.

- What are you doing?
- I'll fight you for her.

- You're a fucking prick.
- Yeah, boy, you're dead.

I'm not gonna fight you for her.
She likes me now.

She likes you because
I weren't allowed to see her.

Your friend said
he'd shit down my neck.

That's fucked-up shit.
Do it, Mike. Fuck him up.

- Why would you do this to me?
- Do what?

You know 'what. You're a dick.

- Don't fucking push me.
- You're fucking weird.

Leon's right, you're a freak.

I'm glad I'm not your friend any more.

OK. Well, whatever.

Fuck you! Get the fuck off me!

- You're fucking mental.
- Jim!

What are you doing?
What are you doing?

- Get off!
- Get off me!

'You've done it, son.

'I'm putting you forward for the nationals.
I want you taking this seriously.'

Training every day,
eating property.

You know, I realised
I was in school with your old man.

He was the complete opposite to you.
Kept his head down and that was it.

'Bloody hell. He was bullied, mind.

'Maybe we should send him
to see someone.'

'He thinks you prefer his sister.'

'OK.'

And again, I don't want
lo make him step in it,

but he cheated on the school race.

And...

when I firs! Met him,
he said you had guns, Dad.

'Hal I don't.'

And he stole a knife
from the supermarket.

- You caught him stealing cheese once.
- That was obviously the start of it.

'Thank you.'

'What Jim is,
is a pathological liar.

'I've seen this before.'

And it is a key sign
of psychopathic behaviour.

Now, no parent ever thinks
their child will grow up

to be a serial-killing
rapist or mass murderer

but you got to be ready for anything.

Mom,

just think about all
the future butchered victims

crying out to be saved.

What are you doing?

Looking after you. You're ill.

No, I'm not. I'm fine.
You've made me look crazy.

You were almost there.
You just needed a push.

Listen, I'm done, OK?
I'm done with it. I want you gone.

I'm not going anywhere, fat face.

You're trying to drown a shark.

Oh, yeah? Well, you're trying
to drown a shark as well.

We're both sharks.

Listen to me. Fuck off somewhere
and don't come back.

Stop being a pussy
and just kill yourself already.

Bring the curtain down
cos it doesn't get any better from here.

Do it, or I will.

- I'll tell my parents.
- Yeah.

Cos they'll believe some fuck
that talks to the wall.

Keep your mouth shut
or I'll get rid of them first.

Got it?

Head down, mouth shut.

Good talk.

Well, I'm not taking it back.

You can.

It's humiliating.

It's a lovely facility, very safe.

Well, it looks like a good solution to me.

Does nobody find it weird
that this guy just showed up?

- Don't be rude.
- What's this?

Me and your mum
are worried about you.

- What, so you want to send me away'?
- It's not normal to act the way you are.

It's not fucking me, OK? It's him.

He's crazy, Mam.
He threatened to kill me.

- Jim!
- Mam, you have to believe me.

It's not me, Mam.
I swear, it's not me.

It's him. He's crazy.
He said he'd kill me if I do anything.

He said he'd kill you guys.
It's not me. I swear, Mam. It's not me.

I'm sorry. I'd better go.

Stay strong.

Oh, man.

'Hey, it's me.

'I need to go away for a few days.

'Stopping this guy could give me
the respect I've been waiting for.

'Look after yourself, OK?'

'Hello, is Michael there?'

It's, um... It's Jim.

Hello?

'Hello, is Michelle there?'
'Hold on, I'll gel her.'

- 'Hello?'
- All right?

- Look, you need to help me.
- 'What's wrong?'

An American sicko
has moved in next door.

I'm in big trouble. He's made me cool
and turned everyone against me.

He's threatening to kill Mam and Dad
if I do anything.

'Jim, I'm busy.'

No, wait. What do I do?

'Grow up.'

One minute he's your little angel,
the next he's chopping fucking heads off.

But, for now,
three tickets to the movies.

- Great idea.
- You bet.

- Oh, Dean!
- Very kind.

Thank you.

Fucking A.

Can't wait.

Oh, not those seals.

I fucking hate those seats.
Over here.

Over here.

Yeah...

Much better.

Walked across the viaduct.

Sizing up the parachute jump.

Yeah, copy, Clive.

Hello? Hello!

Play the fucking movie already!

This is when I'm meant to give you
the speech about what you've done,

but I'm not going to.

I'm fed up with speeches.

Copy that, Clive.

This place is filled
with miserable bastards,

but let me tell you something.

You're different.

And don't you let
anyone tell you otherwise.

Yeah, life may seem shit
at the moment.

If may feel like
the whole world's against you.

But this is where you decide
what kind of person you are.

What type of man you become
is down to you.

And only you.

I'm sure it will be any minute now.

Yeah, OK.

She's playing with me.

She knows I hate waiting.

Sorry I lost my cool.

Oh.

You see? I'm smiling.

I'm happy-

Ah, here we fucking go.

'It's a year today since he massacred
those innocent children.

'The authorities are warning people
to stay inside.

'The Piper is said to be mid-20s
and look just like one of us.'

What the fuck do you want?

I knew this guy in Pennsylvania.

He was a real bitch.

He made himself a target.

Of course, he didn't do anything about it
so they beat the fucking shit out of him.

He was a nice guy.

One dey, the motherfucker
just snapped.

Killed every single one of them.

I respect you for trying.

But you're just not good enough.

You're not capable.

You're a daddy-long-legs.

But it's OK,

cos I'm here now.

- Morning, Jim.
- Morning.

Copy, Clive.
I could easily jump off here.

All right'!

Not bad, aye.

I'm sorry I punched you in the face.

I'm sorry I called you a freak.

Not sorry I kissed Jackie, though.

- Me neither. Pretty good, right?
- Yeah, pretty good.

- I thought your mum threw that out.
- No, I lied.

- What are you doing now, then?
- Urn... Don't know.