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Previously on
"American Princess"...
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We're engaged![ Cheers ]
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Maybe it is time
to grow up.
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How much
for a franchise?
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Five grand. For that,
you own it, operate it,
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and get full legal use
of the name Orbs of Fury.
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I could be
headed home soon.
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At least that's what
my family thinks is happening.
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Everyone seems to know
what I'm doing next but me.
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Uh, you have a message from
the Myron J. Shapiro Agency.
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The producers want you
to put a song on tape.
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Can you give this
to RatCat?
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It's a goodbye note
so he knows that I'll be back.
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He looked sad
this morning.
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Love you, Mama!
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I like you.
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Like, likelike,
or like...like?
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Mm...mm...[ Smooches ]
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Oh!
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Dr. Dog's "True Love" plays ]
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♪♪
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♪ I can't understand this city
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♪ And I don't understand
true love ♪
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♪ Yeah, here I go
from town to town ♪
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♪ Just getting by
on old true love ♪
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♪ Lovesick
in some backwoods bayou ♪[ Laughing ] Hey!
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♪ Lovesick in town
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♪ Gonna need to call the CDC,
'cause it's going around ♪
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[ Vocalizing ]
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♪ A step ahead
of rolling thunder ♪
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♪ An army of our own true love
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♪ And heavy are
the open-hearted ♪
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♪ And heavy is
our own true love ♪[ Shouts, laughs ]
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♪ Is it any wonder, darling
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♪ That I don't understand
true love? ♪
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When you gonna
get your own robe?
I have one.
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I like yours.
It's soft and smells like...
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[ Inhales ]
...indie rock.[ Cellphone dings ]
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You know, there's volume control
on those things.
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I think there's something up
with your router.
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It only pushes texts through
once there's a build-up.
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It's not used to city-lady
levels of texting.
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It strains the system.
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Joanntha strains
everyone'ssystem.
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"Water balls"?
Ah! Right.
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Thank you.
Please tell me
that's not a doctor's note.
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Uh, it's about
the Orbs of Fury.
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They're like big, uh...
water balls.
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Look, it's shorthand,
okay?
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I bought a franchise.What about mud?
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Oh, I'm still doing mud.
Mud andballs.
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[ Laughing ]
I'm now Mr. Mudballs.
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And justwhen you started
talking like a grown-up.
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Shart's a grown-up.
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He and Lulu have a country house
in the off-season.
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Be nice to have
an off-season house.
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If a country house falls
in the off-season,
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does it make a sound?[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
It feels good
to take a step
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in the direction of something
at least, you know?
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Good for you.
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Speaking of
directions...
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Ooh!
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What about west,
with me?
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What's west? Is that
a position we haven't tried?
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Come to the next faire
with me.
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Think about it.
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Things about the Simi Faire
that are awesome include...
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Shart bragging
about a base tan,
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getting fried, and
us winning bets.
[ Laughs ]
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Group trips to Disneyland and
Delilah OD'ing on Dole Whips.
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Bigger crowds than the Royal,
bigger tips than the Royal.
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Also, me.
Okay.
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Oh!
And you haven't lived
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until you have tasted
16th-century churros.
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I said okay!
Wait, wait, wait.
When? Just now?
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Yes! Except you were the one
rambling, for a change,
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which is kind of nice.
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Mmm. [ Smooches ]
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-Give me my robe back.
-Mm. Come and get it!
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♪ Lovesick
in some backwards bayou ♪
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♪ Lovesick in town
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♪ Gonna need to call the CDC
'cause it's going around ♪
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[ Vocalizing ]
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Guess what.
No!
No goodbyes yet.
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I hate goodbyes and endings
and leaving things.
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No, it's good news.
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[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God!
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Don't worry. We can raise it
on the circuit together.
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Lil Boy's always wanted
a younger sibling.
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What?!
Delilah, no!
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Sorry. I assumed.
[ Laughs ]
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You guys can't keep your
stinky parts off each other.
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[ Scoffs ]
I'm coming to the Simi Faire.
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[ Gasps ]
This makes me so happy!
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Last weekend coming up,
everybody.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Screaming ] All right!
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Please refrain
from fully partying
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until the gates close on Sunday.
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Also, we have Bo and Jenny's
wedding coming up, so...
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[ Murmuring ]...all hands on deck.
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Are you gonna book a stripper to
officiate this wedding, too?
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[ Laughter ]
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Will the rice have ants
in it again?
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Will the doves be able
to fly this time?
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[ Laughter, cheers ]
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Ha ha. Very funny.
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Ooh!
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What?
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I can lead the charge
on the wedding planning.
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I love details...
and parties...and doves.
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Hired. Which is a figure
of speech. There's no money.
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So a small reception,
then.
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No reception. Ceremony,
souvenir mugs, over and out.
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It's Bo and Jenny!
They're season ticket holders.
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Yeah, we are collecting
the leftover booze
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for the end-of-faire campfire.
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[ Gasps ] Oh! What if we just
combine the parties?
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[ Chatter, cheers ]
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It would be a great way
to close out the season.
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Fine! But still no money
for this thing.
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Check in with
our resident DJs over there.
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They're probably
still available.[ Chatter, laughter ]
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Wait. Am IDJ DabFreak,
or are youDJ DabFreak?
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Me. Wait. Yeah, me.
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Cool. Then I'll be
DeeJer BeeJer.
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Dude, why not
DJ BeeJay?
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There already is one.
Ohh.
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I've done a lot
of research.
Nice.
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Did we just invite ourselves to
crash someone's wedding?
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[ Laughing ]
Yeah, we did!
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Hey! I know everyone's having
their end-of-season yard sales,
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but I need you
to stop by mine, okay?
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Everything's got to go --
even the bus.
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Especially the bus.
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That thing eats gas money
by the hundy.
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[ Exhales ]
That's a lot.Thank you, Helen.
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♪♪
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[ Grunts ]
Cramp! Cramp, cramp!
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Oh! Already?
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Juan Andrés made us three-egg
omelets, and I had two of them.
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Do the math.
Oh, fine.
We can take it slow.
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[ Sighs ]
My abdomen thanks you.
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Whew!
Ohh.
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Don't let me forget
the ribbon
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for Bo and Jenny's
handfasting ceremony.
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It should be
in the trunk.
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Speaking of
shared props,
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I would love to not be
the only one responsible
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for transporting allof them
to Simi this year.
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And I would love to drive
something other than
a 1999 Toyota Tercel,
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but God only gives us
what we can handle, right?
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Fine.
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Oh. I've been musing on a new
scenario for the next faire --
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Elizabeth enlists
Shakespeare
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to investigate traitors
on the court.
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Paranoia
at Othello levels.
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What do you think?
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Hmm? Sorry.
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I've told you,
you can't play Othello...
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unless you get a black
Desdemona, but even then --
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That's not what I said.
What's going on with you?
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I don't usually like
to talk about auditions.
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Too superstitious.
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You have an audition?
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"Hoarders the Musical"
wants me to put myself on tape.
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A chorus girl
dropped out...
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of a window.
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She'll live,
but her femur won't.
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But the Simi Faire.
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[ Laughing ] Please! The odds
are completely against me.
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But it is
now or never.
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Well, good for you, then.
I think it's terrific.
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[ Screams ]
What?
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[ Screams ]
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Everything in that box
is a dollar.
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50 cents?
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Delilah: No!
What's wrong?
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Our most beloved
Didelphimorphian comrade
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has shed
his mortal coil.
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What?
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RatCat is dead!
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And RatCat is...
Lil Boy's armadillo?
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He is a possum.
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[ Voice breaking ]
Wasa possum.
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Lil Boy's with my parents
this weekend.
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What am I gonna tell him
when I see him?
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Well, how do you know
he wasn't just playing possum?
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Because all resuscitation
attempts were unsuccessful.
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I'm not stupid, Shart!
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Sobbing ]
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I just --
I can't believe he's gone!
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I know the final weekend
of the faire
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is always
a little hard on you.
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Is this really
about RatCat?
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It's a lotof waterworks
for a trash...cat...rodent?
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What matters
is that I'm upset.
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This is our last weekend
at the Royal,
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and RatCat won't be able
to experience any of it.
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It's a tragedy.
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Uh, can you
flush a possum?
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He deserves
a proper sendoff.
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It's what Lil Boy
would want.
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I'd love to
help you, honey,
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but we have
so much left to pack.
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We're sorry
for your loss.
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Okay.
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Oh, you could stuff him.
I know a guy.
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[ Sobs ]
Taxidermy's an art.
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[ Sputters,
exhales ]
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As Buddhist practitioner
Jack Kornfield once said,
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"Even death is not to be feared
by one who has lived wisely."
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RatCat didlive wisely.
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[ Sighs ]
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It's lovely.
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All good things
come to an end,
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but that doesn't mean
those ends can't be beautiful.
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I'll help you lay his soul
to rest -- the Buddhist way.
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[ Gasps ]
Does that mean you're gonna
dress him in an orange robe
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and shave his head?
No.
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Well, not justthat.
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Amanda: So, you guys selected
the Queen's Romance Package,
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which includes
an invocation from the queen,
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a 15-minute ceremony,
a reading from Shakespeare,
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and an after-hours
reception.
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And the DJs
won't cost extra?
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They're...
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They're our gift to you.
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[ Gasps ] Aww!
Ohh!
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Oh, did you get the fabric
from the kilt guy?
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I did.
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Who?
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Oh, we want to
incorporate a little
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of my Scottish heritage
into the wedding.
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-You're Scottish?
-Mm-hmm -- 12%.
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I just did my DNA.
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His yarmulke's going to be
the tartan of Clan MacDonald.
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Also 17%
Ashkenazi Jew.
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-Mazel!
-Mm.
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Okay, let's talk decorations --
overall vibe, signature color,
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that kind of thing.
I have this, like, mood board...
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I don't think we'll need much
more than what's already here.
246
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:53,984
♪♪
247
00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:56,030
Yeah.
248
00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,422
It islovely here.
249
00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,643
Oh, oh! We do know
250
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,558
what Shakespeare reading
we'd like, though.
251
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,647
Sonnet 116.
252
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:07,389
-Nice choice.
-It's a classic.
253
00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,652
All right, I'll get Brian
right onto it.
254
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:13,177
Actually, we were thinking --
could youdo it?
255
00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:17,834
You want meto read
at your wedding?
256
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,183
[ Laughing ] Yes!
257
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:20,794
We still talk about
258
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,404
the night you arrived...
-Ohh.
259
00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:25,407
...taking the stage
like an enchanted fairy.
260
00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,670
-A drunkenchanted fairy.
-Very drunk.
261
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,672
We'd never seen
anything like it.
262
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:32,457
And to have watched you,
all faire season long,
263
00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:35,678
fall deeper and deeper
in love with our world...
264
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:38,202
Made us remember how
we fell in love with it.
265
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,598
'Twould be mine honor.
266
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,253
Yay. Aww.Ohh!
267
00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:47,559
[ Indistinct conversations,
water spraying ]
268
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:54,305
Hey, man. Uh, just checking in
on transpo to Simi for the Orbs.
269
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:57,700
Bro, small glitch.
Simi turned down the permit.
270
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,876
Management thought
it might be too anachronistic.
271
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:03,053
Oho! Okay,
that...sucks.
272
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:06,100
It happens.Okay, well, then, um...
273
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,885
So, like, my deposit...
Whoa.
274
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,409
When you bought in, I told you
two things about water balls.
275
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,890
Keep the pool full
and that people run out of
oxygen after 10 minutes?
276
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,675
Okay, fine --
fourthings.
277
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,720
Those two, plus you got to
run the game yourself,
278
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,462
and there are
no refunds.I gave you five grand!
279
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,420
That's -- that's
my entire savings!
280
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:25,293
Dude, don't panic, man.
Raleigh's chompin' at the bit.
281
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,425
Raleigh?
Yeah, North Carolina.
282
00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,036
I know the guy that ran
their escape room last year.
283
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,733
He cleaned up, man.
284
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,430
This is a blessing.
285
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:35,477
♪♪
286
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,526
O0 C1[ Indistinct conversations ]
287
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:49,883
♪♪
288
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,798
State-of-the-art
impact-resistant material,
289
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,756
padded back rest, carry handles,
and a cup holder.
290
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,759
Never been used.
I don't know.
291
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,109
I'll ship it
to Raleigh for you.
Deal.
292
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,504
Say the word!
293
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,767
That hot tub is priced to move
and freshly bleached...
294
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,508
like my butthole.
295
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:07,683
[ Camera clicks ]
296
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,295
Hey.
Hey!
297
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:13,558
Mm, love that cute butt.
So tight!
298
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,560
Very tight!
299
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,475
Tootight. What's up?
300
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,173
The Orbs of Fury
are a no-go.
301
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,741
No permits for Simi,
and I'm out five grand.
302
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,831
No!
Yeah, I know.
And I had such big dreams --
303
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:27,616
pinball machine,
island off the coast of France,
304
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,400
some stuff
in the middle.
305
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,315
Wait. So, they can just take
your money a-and that's it?
306
00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,187
No, they can't take it, exactly.
It's more like
307
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,842
I go to the Raleigh Faire
or I lose the deposit.
308
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,584
You should go
to Raleigh.
What?
309
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,369
You were so excited
about this.
310
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,719
I mean, I can't leave the guys.
There's the show.
311
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,286
So you're gonna walk away
from this investment?
312
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,983
They're big boys.
They'll be okay.
313
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:50,160
They need me.
I'm the eye candy.
314
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,684
When an opportunity
presents itself,
315
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,512
shouldn't you reach out
and grab it?
316
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,427
Oh, yeah?
[ Laughs ]
317
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,168
I mean...
318
00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,430
yeah?
319
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,041
Yeah.
320
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:04,000
Yeah! David, you have to
take a chance on you.
321
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,350
You know what?
You're right.
322
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,570
Of course I'm right!Yeah. Okay.
323
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:11,094
[ Giggles ]
Okay, s--
Let's do it!
324
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:13,009
Yes, let's do it!
Yes? Yeah!
[ Laughs ]
325
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,185
"Let's"?
Yeah, let's j--
We're going to Raleigh!
326
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,709
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
[ Muffled ]
Yeah, you're welcome.
327
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:21,496
Mm-hmm.
Umm, so...
so just you and me?
328
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,193
I think the Friar usually goes
to the Raleigh Faire,
329
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,891
if he can hitch a ride --
DUIs.
330
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,849
Look at me.
I'm a businessman.
331
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,285
We should get you
on LinkedIn.
332
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,939
Oh, I should probably
go tell the guys.
333
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:32,115
Yeah, I should probably --Procrastinate with me?
334
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,551
Good idea.
335
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:34,944
[ Cellphone rings ]Oh! Hang on.
336
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,728
Oh!
[ Sighs ]
337
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,861
Oh, tell Joanntha that
her new clutch is fetching.
338
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,211
I mean, I'm just
assuming, but...
339
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,605
[ Beep ]Mom?
340
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,259
What time do you get in
tomorrow night?
341
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,000
Why are you calling
from Mom's phone?
342
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,785
Ugh. 'Cause Hudson's playing
Crossy Road on mine.
343
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,788
The kids can't wait
to see their Auntie Mandy.
344
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,442
Erin, you know how much
I love the kids...
345
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,574
Wait, hold on.
What?
346
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:59,621
Remi wants
anotheryogurt.
347
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,928
I told her she was
getting chunky.I'm on with Amanda.
348
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,625
Oh! Erin, there's something
I have to tell you.
349
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:06,236
Joanntha: Mandy!
Oh, Mandy, my love.
350
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,369
I'm gonna be at a benefit
when you get home,
351
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:12,155
but I got you an appointment
with Uncle Gary's second wife.
352
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,591
She's a headhunter.
353
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:14,941
I told her
you have a terrible résumé
354
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,204
but a sparkling
personality.
355
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:20,337
She suggested
real estate.Real estate?
356
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,339
Uncle Gary's second wife
is in prison.
357
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:24,298
I meant Uncle Larry.
358
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:28,476
Also, Erin --
she saw Brett.
359
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,695
With a date.
-No! Ugh.
360
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:33,263
Geez! I was waiting
to see you in person,
361
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,396
but he was with Evy Lipman.
I'm sorry.
362
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,441
Don't be.
He's moving on. It's fine.
363
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,269
Really?
Evy Lipman?
364
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:42,838
Please. Forget it.
Dementia runs in that family.
365
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,927
He can do whatever he wants,
because I'm moving on, too.
366
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,321
No way.
The curved-penis guy?Excuse me?
367
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,540
Mom!
What?
368
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:54,284
[ Sighs ] I'm going to another
faire -- in North Carolina.
369
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:57,200
It's the mud guy,
isn't it?
370
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,810
The really cute one?
371
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,551
Actually, yes.
372
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,336
And I know you're gonna try
and talk me out of it,
373
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,903
but I want you to know
that I have th--
374
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,557
Good for you.
375
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:07,776
Wait, what?
376
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:10,170
I saw you. I saw him.
377
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,258
I get it.
378
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,957
You do?
379
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,960
Is Remi allergic
to dairy?
380
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,179
She looks
really blotchy.
381
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,876
She's fine!
382
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,922
[ Whispering ]
Save yourself, bitch.
383
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,575
What do you want me
to tell Mom?
384
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:27,535
[ Sighs ]
I guess tell her that...
385
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:30,799
I met a businessman
and that I'm going to Raleigh.
386
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:33,193
[ Beep ]
387
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,498
Yeah.
388
00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:40,461
O0 C1[ Indistinct conversations ]
389
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:45,422
♪♪
390
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,729
How's this?
391
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,340
Size is good.
The color -- ugh.
392
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,647
Hot pink has no meaning
in Buddhism.
393
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,649
So you're asking me
to find a more Buddhist shoe box
394
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,564
for your possum funeral?
395
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:59,219
'Cause I might have to
call "bullshit."
396
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,003
Hey, uh...hey, guys.
Y-You got a sec?
397
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,179
Sure.We're kind of busy here.
398
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:07,531
Well, umm, I bought a franchise,
a game -- uh, the Orbs of Fury.
399
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:10,752
Ohh! The big plastic
water balls?
Yeah.
400
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,059
[ Laughs ] Nice!
Suck it, maximum weight limit!
401
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:15,061
I got a man
on the inside now.
402
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,976
[ Laughs ] You're gonna
let me ride, right?
403
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:20,762
Totally -- if you want
to visit me in Raleigh.
404
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,111
Huh?
What are you
talking about?
405
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,417
Simi turned it down.
406
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,027
Wait, so you're
bailing on us?
407
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,029
I-I would never.
I'm not bailing.
408
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,596
I'm -- I'm just
diversifying.
409
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,119
You know, i-investing
in my future.
410
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,382
What about ourfuture?
What about our show?
411
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,950
No, I know. It's just...Oh, actually --
No, you don'tknow.
412
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,039
This is a three-man
operation, all right?
413
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,823
We leave on Monday, and you
spring this on us now?
414
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,521
That's messed up!
415
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:41,913
And selfish, right?
416
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,613
Good for you, man.What?!
417
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,354
Everybody knows
a grasshopper can jump,
418
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,486
but a grasshopper
also has wings.
419
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,967
What are they for,
if not to one day fly?
420
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,926
He's not a grasshopper.
He's the eye candy.
421
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,015
"Was."
422
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,497
I thought
Iwas the eye candy.
423
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:06,242
♪ A condition, a disease,
or is it a matter of will? ♪
424
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,114
♪ He's a freak ♪ She's a loser
425
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:11,247
♪ Perhaps
they're mentally ill ♪
426
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,945
♪ One person's trash
427
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:17,253
♪ Is someone else's
treasure ♪
428
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,777
♪ Pieces of the past
429
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:23,042
♪ Are simply there
to measure ♪
430
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:26,045
♪ The love that they need
431
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,960
♪ A love that has no border
432
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,963
♪ There's no love
like the love ♪
433
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,792
♪ The love of things
stacked high above ♪
434
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:38,753
♪ There's no love
like the love of stuff ♪
435
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:47,022
♪ To a hoarderrrr
436
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,548
That was...wow.[ Giggles ]
437
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,159
Um, but should we do one
438
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:55,639
with just the person
who's auditioning?
439
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,554
Oh, right.
Yes, of course.
440
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,252
[ Laughs ] Oh!
441
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,644
The idea of chorus girl
442
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,864
is beginning to appeal
more and more to me.
443
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:06,302
A chance to create a new persona
as one of the people.
444
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:09,131
I was in the chorus
of "A Chorus Line"
445
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,046
at a dinner theater once.
446
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,005
The signature dish was the
Singularly Sensational Salmon.
447
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,311
[ Laughs ]
448
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,357
I need to use
the little girls' room.
449
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,837
Oh, and while I know
you don't love Alicia --
450
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:22,449
I don't loveraisin bagels.
451
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,320
I despiseAlicia.
452
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,843
She's been plotting
a coup d'etat
453
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,454
since the day
she joined the court.
454
00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,151
Well, she's put in the time,
and she knows the role.
455
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,762
She's next in line
to the throne.
456
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:34,243
I'll make it work.
457
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,115
I know you will.
458
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,903
♪ Pieces of the past...
459
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,731
I can tell
she has her hopes up.
460
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:46,734
Well, why shouldn't she?
She's good.
461
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,650
Being good doesn't
guarantee anything.
462
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,307
[ Stick chanting ]
463
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,575
Wait, stop.
This doesn't feel right.
464
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:04,447
When I was 8 and my daddy was
gonna put down my dog Hepzibah,
465
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:07,320
we gave her the best last day
a dog could dream of.
466
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,452
She went to Steak 'n Shake --
the drive-through --
467
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:12,020
and she ate a Frisco Melt,
and she threw it up.
468
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,588
She ate another one, and then
she ran around the backyard
469
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:17,547
without a leash and chewed up
three of Mom's favorite pillows.
470
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,201
[ Voice breaking ]
My baby's gone,
471
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:24,728
and RatCat's last day
was just...a regular one.
472
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,165
Nobody to bear witness.
473
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,384
[ Sighs ]
474
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,473
It's like
Whitney Houston.
475
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:33,302
[ Sobbing ]
476
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:35,739
Or...Prince.
477
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,831
He deserved better.
478
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:46,402
♪♪
479
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:54,410
O0 C1I feel we ought to read
from a most appropriate play --
480
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,804
"A Midsummer Night's Dream."[ Crowd murmurs ]
481
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,763
'Twould be an honor to perform
with ye, Your Majesty.
482
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,765
Ah, but I am feeling faint
483
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,985
from the late summer heat
on this day.
484
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:08,163
Lady Alicia, wouldst thou
read the role of Helena,
485
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,773
if it please thee?
486
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:12,689
Yes, indeed,
Your Majesty!
Mm.
487
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,343
Mayhap we should
delay the reading
488
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,824
until thou dost
recover, my Queen.
489
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,043
[ Laughing ]
Oh! Nay, nay.
490
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:24,048
I wish to see how Lady Alicia
doth perform in my place.
491
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:27,269
[ Crowd murmuring ]
492
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,749
Alicia:
[ Clears throat ]
493
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:33,667
Love looks not
with the eyes
494
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:36,626
but with the mind.
495
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:39,281
And therefore,
496
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:44,373
winged Cupid
is painted blind.
497
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,027
[ Crowd groans ]
498
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,335
[ Chuckles ]
499
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:53,513
Nor hath love's mind
of any judgment taste.
500
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,820
Hey! Can I grab
a wine glass?
Red or white?
501
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,518
Oh, no, it's for Bo
to step on.
502
00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:01,216
He's a little Jewish.
Ahh.
503
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,045
Wait a minute. This might be
the last time I see you!Ohh!
504
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:06,047
I'm taking off early,
and I don't go to Simi,
505
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,527
so I'm not gonna
see you there.
506
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,006
Do you go to Raleigh?
I'm going to Raleigh.
507
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,879
Oh, no, sorry.
I only work thisfaire.
508
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,098
The rest of the year, I teach
special ed in Cooperstown.
509
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,839
Oh, really?
Yep.
510
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:17,537
It gets awkward
when students show up
511
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,190
and stick ones
down my cleavage.
512
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,714
What are you
gonna do there?
513
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:23,020
David has this great
opportunity with the Orbs?
514
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:25,153
Was that a question
or a statement?
515
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:28,156
Shameless millennial
upspeak?
[ Chuckles ]
516
00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:29,766
It's all
unfolding live.
517
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,464
First, I thought
we were gonna go to Simi,
518
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,335
but then I also thought
my family was gonna send
519
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:35,729
a private security service
to drag me back to the city --
520
00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:37,557
pretty much the only thing
they haven't tried yet.
521
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:41,343
But now I'm going
to Raleigh -- with David.
522
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:44,128
I once followed a guy
who followed Springsteen.
523
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:46,217
I even got a lower-back tattoo
that says "Tunnel of Love."
524
00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:51,310
Poor choice.
He lives in Ottawa now.
525
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,486
I'm not following
a guy.
526
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:57,794
I'm following my heart --
to Raleigh, with David.
527
00:21:57,838 --> 00:22:00,449
Yeah.
I'll find my thing.
528
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:02,973
Well, you can never have
enough pub wenches, eh?
529
00:22:03,017 --> 00:22:05,802
Ah!
530
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:08,588
L'chaim.[ Sighs ] Thank you.
531
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,416
[ Cheers and applause ]
532
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:14,289
Yes!
Yes!
Nice!
533
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,987
Dearest Shart,
wouldst thou not agree
534
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:20,121
that this is our bestest,
most beauteous,
535
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:23,559
most generous audience
that we have ever had?
536
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:26,562
[ Cheers and applause ]
537
00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:28,869
And here I thought that brown
stuff on your nose was mud.
538
00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:30,958
Stick!
539
00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:34,178
But seriously, good people,
this is our real job,
540
00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:36,311
and we would appreciate
whatever coins you might have
541
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,921
in your pocket.Cough it up.
542
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:41,055
Pockets?
Did someone say "pockets"?
543
00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:44,145
Mine are as holey as the
Archbishop of Canterbury!
544
00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:45,581
[ Laughter ]
545
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,278
Well, if it isn't
my long-lost sister --
546
00:22:47,322 --> 00:22:49,019
Mistress Dingle O'Belly!
547
00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:52,588
[ Cheers and applause ]
548
00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:55,069
All right, now come give
your big sister a hug!
549
00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:57,332
Ohh!
Let's go!
Whew!
550
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,813
[ Laughter ]
551
00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:02,816
Aw! I missed you!
552
00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:04,252
Aah!
[ Stammering ]
553
00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:06,210
[ Crowd screams ]
554
00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:07,864
Aah!
555
00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:10,084
[ Cheers and applause ]
556
00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:18,266
♪♪
557
00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:20,094
What the hell was that?
558
00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:21,661
The woman
in the front row?
559
00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:23,837
She threw me off, too!
Zombie contacts.
560
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,447
[ Shudders ]
I'm gonna have nightmares.
561
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:27,144
I meant Natasha.
562
00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:29,233
-You knew about her.
-No, I didn't.
563
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:30,844
Should I go?No.
564
00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,454
You said you were
gonna tell him.
565
00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:34,064
No, yousaid you were
gonna tell him.
566
00:23:34,108 --> 00:23:35,457
No, you were gonna t--
567
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:37,677
Oh, wait!
Yeah, I was gonna tell him.
568
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,069
I'm gonna go.No!
569
00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:41,376
You're the one
leaving us in the lurch.
570
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,683
You don't get to be mad
when we fill the lurch.This isn't the lurch.
571
00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,641
The lurch is
in California.The lurch is you leaving.
572
00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:48,165
But I haven't left yet,
so there is no lurch.
573
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:50,385
We had to grab Natasha before
she went to another faire.
574
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,560
She's good!
575
00:23:51,604 --> 00:23:52,953
She is. You are.Thanks.
576
00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:54,345
Plus,
she's already used to
577
00:23:54,389 --> 00:23:55,956
being around two guys
all the time.
578
00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:57,566
Fine.
579
00:23:57,610 --> 00:24:02,484
♪♪
580
00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:04,747
Yeah.
I should have gone.
581
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:06,227
Yeah, probably.
582
00:24:07,794 --> 00:24:09,883
[ Indistinct conversations ]
583
00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:14,496
I've been thinking
about Hepzibah.
584
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:15,454
From the Bible?
585
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,500
[ Voice breaking ]
Oh, no -- the dog.
586
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:23,418
I think we should have the
best last day at the Royal --
587
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,680
For RatCat.
588
00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,595
We could start
at the maypole,
589
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:29,772
one of my personal
favorite spots.It's so colorful!
590
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:32,645
[ Inhales sharply ]
Oh, and Cyril's English Toffees!
591
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:34,342
Mmm!
592
00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:37,171
I mean, RatCat's really
gonna miss that.
593
00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:39,695
I've only tried
Cyril's chocolate truffles.
594
00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:41,567
Let's get into
some toffee.
595
00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:45,266
♪ 'Cause I'm having a good time,
having a good time ♪
596
00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:49,052
♪ I'm a shooting star leaping
through the sky like a tiger ♪
597
00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:51,533
♪ I'm gonna go, go, go
598
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:54,405
♪ There's no stopping me
599
00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:58,584
♪ I'm burning through the sky,
yeah, 200 degrees ♪
600
00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:01,804
♪ That's why they call me
Mr. Fahrenheit ♪
601
00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:04,372
♪ I'm traveling
at the speed of light ♪
602
00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:08,115
♪ I wanna make
a supersonic man outta you ♪
603
00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:10,160
♪ Don't stop me now
604
00:25:10,204 --> 00:25:12,380
♪ If you want to have
a good time ♪
605
00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:14,730
♪ Just give me a call
606
00:25:14,774 --> 00:25:17,559
♪ Don't stop me now ♪ 'Cause I'm having
a good time ♪
607
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:20,388
♪ Don't stop me now ♪ Yes, I'm having a good time
608
00:25:20,431 --> 00:25:27,656
♪ I don't want to stop at all
609
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,615
Feels good to say
a proper goodbye.
610
00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:31,704
Lil Boy would
be happy.
611
00:25:31,747 --> 00:25:33,880
Until next time,
faire friend.
612
00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:35,621
♪ Ahhhhh
613
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,492
[ Sighs ]
614
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:42,105
♪ Ahh di da,
ah di dahhhh ♪
615
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:43,846
Hey!
616
00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:46,283
Hey, so, I've been thinking
about Raleigh --
617
00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:49,460
Me too. You were right.
They'll never miss me.
618
00:25:49,504 --> 00:25:51,550
So psyched about these orbs.
It's gonna be awesome.
619
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,073
It isgonna be awesome --
for you.
620
00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:55,771
You have a thing.
I don't...really have a thing.
621
00:25:55,815 --> 00:25:57,599
Come on. When you got here,
you had nothing.
622
00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:59,383
Now look at you.
You're running the whole show.
623
00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:01,298
I guess.
624
00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:04,040
Hey. We're gonna do this
together.
625
00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:06,652
All right? Just...
we'll figure it out.
626
00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:08,784
Yeah.
Right?
627
00:26:08,828 --> 00:26:10,612
Totally, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, come on.
628
00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:12,179
Wedding time.
Yeah!
629
00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:20,143
O0 C1[ Faire band playing
"More Than Words" ]
630
00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:24,060
♪♪
631
00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:25,627
[ Indistinct conversations ]
632
00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:28,021
Yeah!
633
00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:30,937
Oh! Hi!
[ Giggles ]
634
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:32,982
Love is in the air!You like it?
635
00:26:33,026 --> 00:26:34,244
[ Squeals ]
I'm so proud of you!
636
00:26:34,288 --> 00:26:36,333
It's a dream.I love a wedding!
637
00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:39,641
♪♪
638
00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:41,382
Why, thank you.
Mm-hmm.
639
00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:48,607
♪♪
640
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:53,612
♪ The sun, whose beams
most glorious are ♪
641
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:59,095
♪ Rejecteth no beholder
642
00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:03,883
♪ And your sweet beauty
past compare ♪
643
00:27:03,926 --> 00:27:09,236
♪ Made my poor eyes the bolder
644
00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:13,893
As the ties are joined...♪ Where beauty moves
and wit delights ♪
645
00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:20,029
♪ And signs of kindness
bind me ♪
646
00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:24,425
♪ There, O there,
where'er I go ♪
647
00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:31,780
♪ I leave my heart behind me
648
00:27:31,824 --> 00:27:36,655
And now a reading from
Mistress Ophelia...Feelsgood.
649
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:43,009
From Sonnet 116
by William Shakespeare.
650
00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:50,103
"Love is not love which alters
when it alteration finds
651
00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:53,106
or bends with the remover
to remove.
652
00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:54,847
Oh, no.
653
00:27:54,890 --> 00:27:56,544
It is an ever-fixed mark
654
00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:59,373
that looks on tempests
and is never shaken."
655
00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:01,723
[ Crowd murmurs ]Mm.
656
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:04,595
Master Bo, dost thou
take this woman
657
00:28:04,639 --> 00:28:07,381
to be thy
lawfully wedded wife?I do.
658
00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:09,731
And, Mistress Jenny,
dost thou take this man
659
00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:12,342
to be thy
lawfully wedded husband?I do.
660
00:28:12,386 --> 00:28:15,519
Then I do pronounce thee
husband and wife.
661
00:28:15,563 --> 00:28:17,783
Thou may kiss thy bride.
662
00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:19,698
[ Crowd "Aww"s ]
663
00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:22,178
♪♪
664
00:28:22,222 --> 00:28:23,484
[ Glass shatters ]
665
00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:25,529
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
666
00:28:25,573 --> 00:28:27,880
[ Cheers and applause ]
667
00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:31,753
[ Giggles ]
668
00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:32,972
Yeah!
669
00:28:33,015 --> 00:28:36,889
♪♪
670
00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:39,021
Are these slacks
too big?
671
00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,675
Or have I been
wearing tights too long?
672
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,851
[ Chuckles ]
You look great, babe.
673
00:28:42,895 --> 00:28:44,026
[ Smooches ]
674
00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:46,855
Okay, which shirt?
675
00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:48,465
Is this a trick?
676
00:28:48,509 --> 00:28:50,119
I got it!
[ Panting ]
677
00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:52,339
[ Chuckles ] What?"Hoarders the Musical."
678
00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:54,036
I'm playing a dust bunny!
679
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,646
Among other roles.
680
00:28:55,690 --> 00:28:57,779
That's amazing, Maggie!
Congratulations!
681
00:28:57,823 --> 00:28:59,999
What happened to the odds
being against you?
682
00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:02,610
I guess I overcame the odds.
Ooh! That's a good memoir title.
683
00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:04,220
"Maggie Chainey:
Overcoming the Odds."
684
00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:05,787
[ Exhaling rapidly ]
685
00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:08,181
I don't know
what to say.How about "congrats"?
686
00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:10,749
[ Laughs ] How about
you're happy for me?
687
00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:16,537
Of course
he's happy for you.
688
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,713
We bothare, right?
689
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,889
I'm...happy for you.
690
00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:25,894
Not your best work.
691
00:29:25,938 --> 00:29:29,811
♪♪
692
00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:32,205
Your slacks are
too big.
693
00:29:32,248 --> 00:29:42,215
♪♪
694
00:29:42,258 --> 00:29:46,088
♪ Na na na na,
na na na na na na ♪
695
00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:50,179
♪♪
696
00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:54,053
♪ Na na na na,
na na na na na na ♪
697
00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:56,620
Aah!
[ Laughs ]
Oh! God!
You scared me!
698
00:29:56,664 --> 00:30:00,494
This is somuch better
than the farewell campfire.
699
00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:03,018
I don't think I've ever seen
two people so in love like them.
700
00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:04,803
Then you've never seen
"The Notebook."
701
00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:07,196
[ Laughing ]
I mean in real life.
702
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,112
♪ Don't waste your time
with the little boys ♪
703
00:30:10,156 --> 00:30:11,635
♪ Stay out
at the playground... ♪
704
00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:15,204
You look gorgeous.
You look like a sexy Minion.
705
00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,640
Thank you!
706
00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:19,426
You can borrow it
when we get to Simi.
707
00:30:19,469 --> 00:30:22,385
[ Sighs ] Oh, it just
sneaks up on me.
708
00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:24,387
I keep forgetting
you're not gonna be there.
709
00:30:24,431 --> 00:30:25,867
I'm really gonna
miss you.
710
00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:31,090
[ Voice breaking ]
You're my family.
711
00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:33,701
[ Exhales deeply ]
712
00:30:33,744 --> 00:30:37,183
All good things
come to an end.
713
00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:40,882
But that doesn't mean
those ends can't be beautiful.
714
00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:44,320
That's lovely.
Yeah, it's a
Buddhist thing.
715
00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:45,887
♪ Gotta give me
that big love ♪
716
00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:48,324
I love you.
I love you.
717
00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:50,892
♪ Na na na na na na
718
00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:53,112
[ Music stops ]
719
00:30:53,155 --> 00:30:57,072
i[ Indistinct talking ]
720
00:30:57,116 --> 00:30:59,466
[ "Hava Nagila" plays ][ Cheers and applause ]
721
00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:01,598
Ah! Chair thing!
722
00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:02,948
[ Clapping, chatter ]
723
00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:08,692
♪♪
724
00:31:08,736 --> 00:31:10,172
Let's go!
725
00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:13,219
♪♪
726
00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:15,525
Go ahead, man.Oh, no, you go ahead.
727
00:31:15,569 --> 00:31:17,658
Looks like
you can handle it.
728
00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:20,052
I --
[Scoffs ] I can!
729
00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:22,619
But you got this. I mean,
you can probably do
this all on your own.
730
00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:25,535
I'd really prefer if no one
does this all on their own.
731
00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:27,886
[ Chuckles nervously ]
732
00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:29,496
Fine.
733
00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:31,280
[ Grunting ]
734
00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:33,239
[ Laughs ]
735
00:31:33,282 --> 00:31:35,894
Ohh! Whoo! Whoo!
736
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:40,681
♪♪
737
00:31:40,724 --> 00:31:44,598
[ Straining ] Hey!
Sorry about earlier.
738
00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:46,426
[ Straining ]
I'm sorry, too.
739
00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:49,733
♪ One, two, three, hey!
740
00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:51,561
I'm excited.
741
00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:52,911
We'll see.
742
00:31:52,954 --> 00:32:00,875
♪♪
743
00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,833
Milady.
744
00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:05,314
Thank you!
745
00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:08,796
Not just for this,
but for everything.
746
00:32:08,839 --> 00:32:10,667
For today.
747
00:32:10,711 --> 00:32:13,757
You went along
and didn't skip a beat.
748
00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:17,283
Unlike RatCat's heart,
which skipped allthe beats.
749
00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:20,982
[ Both laughing ]
750
00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:23,506
I appreciate
you indulging me.
751
00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:25,465
I like indulging you.
752
00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:27,815
You shine
with true Zen spirit.
753
00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:31,210
Cheers.
754
00:32:31,253 --> 00:32:32,559
♪ Can't tell you how we do it
755
00:32:32,602 --> 00:32:34,343
♪ Gotta show you
how we move it ♪
756
00:32:34,387 --> 00:32:36,737
♪ Just let your worries
fade away, baby ♪
757
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:37,999
-Hey!
-Huh?
758
00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:39,740
Hey, you can't
touch this.
759
00:32:39,783 --> 00:32:41,263
This cake's for
the bride and groom.
Sorry!
760
00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:42,873
They have not even
taken a picture.
Sorry.
761
00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:44,440
Stoners!
Get out of here!
762
00:32:46,355 --> 00:32:49,010
Cyril, you've outdone yourself.
You're the cocktail king!
763
00:32:50,751 --> 00:32:52,448
Heyyy!
Hi.
764
00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:55,103
Cheers! Yes!
765
00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:58,019
So, I know Bo and Jenny
said no gifts,
766
00:32:58,063 --> 00:33:01,544
but do you think they'd want
a gently used hot tub?
767
00:33:01,588 --> 00:33:03,546
I only made love in it
four times --
768
00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:04,547
this morning.
769
00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:06,158
[ Gasps ]
770
00:33:06,201 --> 00:33:08,769
I'll throw in
the chlorine tablets, too!
771
00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:11,163
Brett!
What are you doing here?
772
00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:14,296
Okay,
l-let me explain.
773
00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:15,950
No! I know
you're hurting,
774
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,908
and I know you want me
back, and I get it,
775
00:33:17,952 --> 00:33:19,910
but it's over, Brett.
776
00:33:19,954 --> 00:33:23,131
I...
I'm sorry, okay?
777
00:33:23,175 --> 00:33:24,872
I'm just here to get back
the engagement ring.
778
00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:26,221
What?!
779
00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:28,789
Are you getting
engaged to Evy Lipman?
780
00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:31,400
No! No, I only went
over there twice.
781
00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:33,489
E-Erin said you were going to
some other faire or something.
782
00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:34,838
I didn't know when
I was gonna see you again.
783
00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:36,318
It's my
grandmother's ring,
784
00:33:36,362 --> 00:33:37,928
and my mom's been
up my ass about it.
785
00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:39,234
Oh.
786
00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:41,497
[ Scoffs ]
787
00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:44,761
Yeah, I feel like
a real idiot now.
788
00:33:44,805 --> 00:33:46,372
Need any pointers?
789
00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:48,461
I'm very practiced
at feeling like an idiot.
790
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,727
What? No snark?
791
00:33:53,770 --> 00:33:54,771
No.
792
00:33:57,557 --> 00:34:00,212
After what you did
for Delilah?
793
00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:04,085
That was...
Important to me.
794
00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:06,174
After everything
I put you through,
795
00:34:06,218 --> 00:34:08,350
it was the least
I could do.
796
00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:10,483
♪ Keep it, keep it groovin'
797
00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:12,180
♪ Keep it, keep it movin'
798
00:34:12,224 --> 00:34:13,442
♪ Keep it, keep it groovin'
799
00:34:17,185 --> 00:34:19,405
O0 C1All right,
party people!
800
00:34:19,448 --> 00:34:22,973
It's time to
slow things down.
801
00:34:23,017 --> 00:34:26,194
This one's for
all the lovers out there.
802
00:34:26,238 --> 00:34:29,371
Ohh, yeahhh.[ Slow music playing ]
803
00:34:29,415 --> 00:34:30,633
[ Feedback ]
804
00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:39,033
♪♪
805
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,340
I shouldn't be surprised
you're such a good dancer.
806
00:34:41,383 --> 00:34:44,169
Who, me? Seven years
of contemporary jazz
807
00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:46,997
and severalhigh school
musicals, thank you very much.
808
00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:51,089
Ohh.
I still know some
of my Harold Hill soft-shoe.
809
00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:52,916
Actually...
a-five, six, seven--
810
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,224
Oh, I'd love
to see it -- really.
811
00:34:56,268 --> 00:34:58,444
But I'm thinking...
812
00:34:58,487 --> 00:35:01,447
maybe you should do
a dance with your girl.
813
00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:04,711
You and I are gonna have
lots of slow dances together.
814
00:35:04,754 --> 00:35:08,454
God bless your
non-dysfunctional parents.
815
00:35:08,497 --> 00:35:11,109
You are extraordinary.
816
00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:16,331
♪♪
817
00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:21,771
♪♪
818
00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:24,122
Alicia: ...that's what
kind of makes me special.
819
00:35:24,165 --> 00:35:26,950
Like, I really feel like this
was, like, fate, you know?
820
00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:29,214
Ohh.
Yeah.
821
00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:31,477
So, like, the kind of queen
that I want to be is like...
822
00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:36,525
-Alicia sucks.
-I know.
823
00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:37,831
She's been running around
824
00:35:37,874 --> 00:35:41,748
yelling "God save the me"
at everyone.
825
00:35:41,791 --> 00:35:44,142
Well, you and I haven't always
gotten along, either.
826
00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:48,885
At least you've always
been talented.
827
00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:52,759
♪♪
828
00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:55,762
I reallyam happy
for you.
829
00:35:57,329 --> 00:35:58,939
I'll miss you.
830
00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:03,683
I'll miss our martinis
at sunset,
831
00:36:03,726 --> 00:36:06,338
making fun of that horrible
steak-on-a-stake girl...
832
00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:08,209
Your homemade muesli.
833
00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:10,342
I'll miss you, too.
834
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:12,866
But we'll talk,
we'll make plans.
835
00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:15,999
It's not like we'll never
see each other again.
836
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:20,090
Besides, I feel like I'm leaving
you in pretty good hands.
837
00:36:20,134 --> 00:36:23,398
♪♪
838
00:36:23,442 --> 00:36:26,184
Maggie, my Queen...
839
00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:28,621
I'll see you
on opening night.
840
00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:34,714
♪♪
841
00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:36,629
If everything hadn't happened
the way it did,
842
00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:40,067
who's to say we wouldn't have
fallen apart eventually anyway?
843
00:36:40,110 --> 00:36:43,592
That's...one way
to look at it.
844
00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:46,204
The wedding that's going on
out there right now,
845
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,901
that's what
a wedding should be.
846
00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:51,513
Two people who are ready
to be together
847
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:53,689
because they already know what
they want and who they are.
848
00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:56,823
[ Laughs ] I'm still kind of
figuring that out.
849
00:36:56,866 --> 00:36:58,259
Me too.
850
00:37:00,348 --> 00:37:03,133
Well, I did figure
one thing out --
851
00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:05,658
I do not want to go out
with Evy Lipman again.
852
00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:08,095
She's unfriendly and
wears too much foundation.
853
00:37:08,138 --> 00:37:10,663
Wait, is that what that
line under her jaw is?
I couldn't figure it out.
854
00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:13,361
It's crusty.
Extremely.
855
00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:14,841
[ Both laugh ]
856
00:37:16,495 --> 00:37:18,366
I just don't think about it
that much anymore,
857
00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:19,672
'cause at the end
of the day,
858
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:22,109
it's about how
the horse feels, not me.
859
00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:23,632
Yeah, that's really
fascinating.
860
00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:25,808
One Bo-jito,
please.
Got it.
861
00:37:25,852 --> 00:37:27,897
The Jenny-mopolitan
is tasty.
862
00:37:27,941 --> 00:37:29,812
Signature cocktails --
nice touch.
863
00:37:29,856 --> 00:37:32,119
Thank you.
864
00:37:32,162 --> 00:37:34,643
I hear you're planning
to go to Raleigh.
865
00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:37,690
Yep.
Why?
866
00:37:37,733 --> 00:37:40,040
I'm going with David.
867
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:42,564
I know you'll be devastated
not to have me there at Simi.
868
00:37:42,608 --> 00:37:44,131
Who are you gonna
body-slam in mud?
869
00:37:44,174 --> 00:37:45,828
Actually, I am
not going to Simi.
870
00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:48,309
I booked a role
in a Broadway musical.
871
00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:50,746
Oh, my God!
That's amazing!
872
00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:54,315
When opportunity arises,
you have to grab it.
873
00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:56,230
So I hear.
874
00:37:58,232 --> 00:38:01,757
So...[Inhales deeply ]
this is goodbye, then.
875
00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:03,542
Oh, I don't do goodbyes.
876
00:38:03,585 --> 00:38:05,195
I prefer to disappear
in the middle of the night.
877
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,110
The Irish goodbye.The French exit.
878
00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:09,896
Ghosting.I guess every culture
has a name for avoiding
879
00:38:09,939 --> 00:38:12,202
prolonged interaction
at the end of the gathering.
880
00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:14,466
♪♪
881
00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:16,468
Uh, Maggie?
882
00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:18,513
Would you like to dance?
883
00:38:18,557 --> 00:38:19,688
With me?
884
00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:25,085
I'd love to.
885
00:38:25,128 --> 00:38:28,001
♪♪
886
00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:30,046
I'll take that bottle
of Sauvignon Blanc
887
00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:31,134
I asked you to chill.
888
00:38:31,178 --> 00:38:35,443
♪♪
889
00:38:35,487 --> 00:38:38,446
You were good today,
reading at the wedding.
890
00:38:38,490 --> 00:38:41,928
That means a lot
coming from the bard himself.
891
00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:43,886
[ Clears throat ]
892
00:38:43,930 --> 00:38:45,671
Care to dance, milady?
893
00:38:45,714 --> 00:38:47,760
I believe I would.
894
00:38:47,803 --> 00:38:52,852
♪♪
895
00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:58,031
♪♪
896
00:38:58,074 --> 00:39:01,469
So, Amanda Klein...
897
00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:04,124
your very first Ren Faire
has come to a close.
898
00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:05,865
Indeed, it has.
899
00:39:05,908 --> 00:39:09,259
Thoughts, comments, concerns?
Notes from a city lady?
900
00:39:09,303 --> 00:39:11,871
Actually, no.
No changes.
901
00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:13,438
It was perfect.
902
00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:17,442
I'm very glad
to hear that.
903
00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:19,139
♪ Don't walk away
904
00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:25,101
♪ Don't walk away
905
00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:31,194
♪ Don't walk away
906
00:39:31,238 --> 00:39:39,638
♪♪
907
00:39:39,681 --> 00:39:41,379
Amanda?
908
00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:43,381
[ Birds chirping ]
909
00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:58,700
[ Sighs ]
910
00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:04,445
[ Laughter, chatter ]Man: Tickets! Get your tickets!
911
00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:09,972
♪♪
912
00:40:10,016 --> 00:40:11,974
[ Indistinct conversations ]
913
00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:20,679
♪♪
914
00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:27,555
♪♪
915
00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:29,078
[ Cup clatters ]
916
00:40:29,122 --> 00:40:30,210
Stick!
917
00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:32,691
[ Fanfare ]
918
00:40:32,734 --> 00:40:38,653
♪♪
919
00:40:38,697 --> 00:40:41,482
All good gentles,
repeat after me!
920
00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:44,137
God save the queen!
921
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:47,357
Crowd:
God save the queen!
922
00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:49,534
Sex Pistols:
♪ God save the queen
923
00:40:49,577 --> 00:40:52,319
-Once more!
-God save the queen!
924
00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:54,364
Again, good people
of England!
925
00:40:54,408 --> 00:40:56,192
God save the queen!
926
00:40:56,236 --> 00:40:58,978
All: God save the queen!
927
00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:03,678
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
928
00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:06,115
♪ God save the queen
929
00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:08,466
♪ We love our queen
930
00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:19,694
O0 C1
♪♪
931
00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:28,181
♪♪
932
00:41:28,224 --> 00:41:36,537
♪♪
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