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You ready?

Come on, run the fucking ball, dude.

Run, run, run.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.

Go, go.

Get it, get it, get it. Yeah.

Run your mouth. Come on.

Let's go.

How is this possible?

You're a waste of faith.

You're not even applying to colleges.

I'm playing college right now. It's fine.

What?

You're such...

Actually, Dad. Mike.

I'm winning. It's almost halftime and I'm winning. You fucking answer me back.

Do it again.

Loser. Go. Go.

Fucking kid, son of mine. Well, he's not doing anything.

He's just playing his game. That's the shit. He doesn't do anything. He doesn't

want to go to college. All he wants to do is fool around with girls all day

long. Honey, I know, I know, but you know what? He's a young boy, and that's

just what young boys do.

Look, you need to think of your blood pressure, okay? You need to calm down.

As if.

No, trust me. This isn't any of your concern right now.

I'll talk to him. Let me handle it.

You just, just go, go.

some things to drink and watch the game, okay? Fine.

You just relax.

Ooh, another touchdown!

Fuck you, too.

Um, Juan, did you see how mad you made your father?

Juan?

Juan?

Excuse me, young man, up here.

Sweetheart. Uh -huh?

Did you see how mad you made your dad?

Uh -huh.

You really need to be taking this college thing seriously.

He just wants what's best for you. We both do.

I mean, college is so important for you. You need to go to college to get a good

job. You need to have a good job to buy a house, get a car, have a girlfriend.

Are you even listening to me? Yes.

Touchdown, yes.

You're clearly not listening to me.

The thing about being a good mother is sometimes...

To get your stepson's attention, you have to do some nasty stuff.

But a mom's got to do what a mom's got to do.

Listen, I know you don't want to go to

college.

So I'm going to make a deal with you.

Yes.

You're so distracted by games.

I think I'll just have to get your attention and make it deal with you.

So you're going to have to go to college and get through college too with your

degree.

I have to try harder.

What are you doing? I just got interrupted.

Well, good. That means the game's over.

What? No.

I'm trying to get your attention.

Clearly it's not good enough.

You can only look but not touch.

You have to earn that.

What are you doing?

Well, since you're so distracted, I figured I'd make a deal for you.

If you go to college and you graduate,

I'll fuck you. But you have to

graduate.

Is that a deal?

Yeah, that's a deal.

Good.

Keep your hands to yourself.

So what do you think? Don't you want to fuck mommy?

But you have to graduate with good grades.

Hell yeah.

That's understood.

So

we

have a deal?

Oh yes, we have a deal.

Good.

But remember, it has to stay between us, okay?

It will.

Now, come on. You have some colleges to apply to.

Okay. Go on. Get to work.

You did so good.

We're so proud of you, sweetheart.

So proud of you, son. So proud of you.

Let's take some pictures. Yeah, let's take some pictures. Make sure you get

banner in the background.

Here we go.

Wow. This is great.

Okay. Okay, let's do one more, guys.

Come on.

Say cheers.

Cheers.

Oh,

honey, get it from a different angle.

That's not my good side. Yeah, hold on.

Oh, God, that's video.

God, son. Just change it.

No, that's not the right setting.

Sorry, so sorry. Just lower it and go and play with the setting.

Okay, okay. Come on, everyone.

Cheers. Cheers.

One, two, three.

Okay. Well, now you have a film.

I don't think you do.

Take that off.

I don't understand these phones.

My son graduated college, so he's an expert.

Okay, I think I got it.

Yeah, I got it. All right.

Ready? Okay.

One, two, three.

All right.

Okay. Another picture.

Ready, everyone? Smile.

One, two, three.

Look at these shots. I can't wait to send these out.

They're not that great. You're going to have to delete like half of them.

Really? No, no.

I like that one. Look at all of those.

No, these are all available for our family portraits.

Listen, I've got to go to the bathroom right now. But in the meantime, think of

where you want to go for dinner tonight, okay?

Sure, sure thing.

We're just going to go in the kitchen and prepare the cake.

Sounds good. Okay?

Come on, let's go prepare that cake.

I'm so proud of you. Thank you.

Well, the fish will know, Mom. You promised.

Sweetheart, your dad's right there. And he was right there when you were trying

to do it when you were taking pictures.

Come on, I waited four years for this. I want it now.

I know, but your father's home.

What if he comes back?

I think we'll be okay.

Okay, we'll just make it quick.

Okay? Okay.

I really am so proud of you. You did so good.

I'm also really impressed that you were able to hold out for four years.

You see what proper motivation does for your son.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck. Did you learn how to do that at college, too?

years.

No, honestly, I'm feeling a little tired, so I'm thinking I just rest for

rest of the day.

How about we throw a barbecue tomorrow?

I'll invite some friends.

We could just all take it easy.

Anything for you, champ.

Anything for you.

Thank you, thank you.

I have to think, you were going to quit college.

I know, right? I mean, you know, there's just certain things in life that just

motivate you to keep going, and I guess I just found the right thing that kept

me going.

Yes, you did, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Are you okay, son? You okay?

Oh, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine, yeah.

I'm just really happy, you know. Today was a really big day, so.

Big day, yes. A really big day, yeah.

So, so, so proud of you.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, fuck.

What's wrong, son?

Oh, nothing, my stomach, my stomach, my stomach. You okay?

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Fuck, son. Oh.

You okay, son?

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck. Wow, that's the spirit, son.

All right.

Yeah, I'm just really excited. I'm going to go buy those meats.

Yes. And where's your mother? Where's your mom?

I'm right here. I'm right here. I was just getting something to cut the cake.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, honey, do you think you can call everybody for the barbecue tomorrow?

Yeah, I'll get everybody. Even, you know.

Oh, not your mom.

Yeah. Please, not your mom.

Okay. Let me go grab the meat.

Okay. And don't forget to pick up some of those red cups, those hard cups.

Yeah. And honey, I think our son is a lawyer now.

I know. Isn't it so exciting?

You are a champ.

A ball champ.

Thanks. Oh, tomahawk. Tomahawk steak, please.

I know you love that. Okay. Bye.

Your dad's finally gone. How long do you think he'll be at the store?

Hopefully for more than an hour. Right.

You can finally get what you've waited four years for.

Yes, please.

You want to do my dress?

Mm -hmm.

Is this all you wanted for four years?

So fucking good. Uh -huh.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Yes,

sweetheart. Fuck me just like that.

Yeah, fuck me just like that, just like that.

I can tell you really wanted this pussy.

You waited so fucking long.

I just like that I want to feel every inch of that big fucking cock

Oh my God, yes.

Oh, yes, please. Just like that. Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, God.

Here, I need to take a break for a second.

Oh, fuck.

So good.

You ready for some more, son?

Fuck yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, my God, sweetheart. That dick feels so fucking good.

Yes.

I'm going to come over here and bend you over the couch.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

I can't believe I waited four years to take your fucking dick. This is so good.

mouth I want all

Oh, fuck.

May that come?

Yeah? Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yeah, I want all that fucking cum. I want you to cover my fucking face.

Fuck. Oh, fuck you. Oh, fuck you.

Oh,

fuck you.

Oh, we'll wait the four years. Yeah, you think so?

Oh, hell yeah. I'd have to agree.

Well,

I guess I'll just have to keep motivating you so you go get a good job

move out.

Maybe.