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Mom?

Mom? Are you around?

Mom!

Mom!

I don't know if adults ever put passwords on things.

Better for me.

That way I'll manage to find her the perfect gift.

Let's see, what have you been up to lately, Mom?

Hurry up, guys. She's about to be here. Let's speed things up. Come on.

Do it as fast as I can, man.

Can you guys believe that we have such an amazing stepmom that we all love so

much? Man, absolutely not, but we lucked out.

We all lucked out.

Hell yeah.

She's really the best. She deserves all of it. Yeah. And more.

Oh, man.

Nick, did you get that?

Oh, yeah. My bad. Here.

Hey. You guys remember that bet, right?

What? Who was going to get her the best present?

Yeah. You guys remember?

Of course.

You remember who's going to lose, right?

Not me.

Well, let's see what you got then.

You first.

You're the holder.

Fine.

I got her this.

Not all of us have money. Some of us actually, you know, did things with our

hands.

Show that we care, not just because we have money. Like baking her a cake.

Homemade baked cake. You know she's going to love this.

We'll be getting second.

Well, I got something that I'm pretty confident she'll love.

More than a baked cake? Yeah, right.

Yeah, maybe a little more than a homemade cake.

What could you have gotten? Yeah, come on, man.

I'll have to wait and see.

Do you want it?

Oh, nothing.

Oh, my gosh.

You guys did all this for me?

You shouldn't have.

Surprise. Well, you are just the best mom in all of the world.

The galaxy.

The universe.

And you're the queen.

This is your day.

You guys really shouldn't have.

What would I do with three other boys?

Oh, no.

And I got you something really special.

You want to see?

I would love to.

A delicious homemade cake.

Oh, my gosh. I love it.

It's wonderful.

Thank you.

Made with all natural organic ingredients, of course, just like you

Organic GMO is your favorite. Oh, honey.

That's not how it looks, Mom.

Look what I got you.

Open it. Go ahead.

Okay.

That's a beautiful box.

Tony, you shut it down.

Yes, I did. It's the expensive dress that you've been looking for.

You know it's much too expensive for me to wear. I know, Mom. You're the best.

You only deserve the best.

Money is not an object.

Well, I guess it's my turn.

Just so happens I got you something pretty neat, too.

Huh? I think you'll like it a lot.

I'm sure I'm going to love it.

Wow, what is it? It's in the box.

What is it?

What did you get him from?

Oh. My God.

What? Do you like it?

What?

What the fuck, bro? Are you serious?

Really, what is that?

It's a fucking anal butt plug, man. And that's what you got her?

Oh, my God.

Look, Mom, I'm so sorry. What the fuck? Gross, man. I don't know why he got you

this. I mean... Dude, gross, bro.

I just love my mom so much, and I just, I just... Okay, I went snooping in your

room a little bit, because I just wanted, I didn't know what to get you,

saw your computer, and the search history, and I just, I saw a bunch of

porn on there, so I figured you might like it. What the fuck?

I love it!

It's exactly what I wanted! What? Really?

It is?

It is?

I have some other stuff in there, too.

What about my cake?

You boys have no idea.

We have no idea. What is all this?

Yeah, Mom, what the... Well, the thing is, boys, your father and I

haven't really had the most active sex life the last few months.

And I've just been feeling a little neglected, so I... been

snooping on the internet lately, and I just stumbled upon some really,

really hot anal porn, and I just, I wanted to experiment. I just

didn't know how to bring that to your father's attention.

Well, happy to help.

Whatever you want. You're the best.

Yeah, and this is your special day, so whatever you want.

Anything you want in the entire world, we're here to fulfill all your wishes.

In the whole galaxy, the whole universe.

You guys are so good to me.

Well, bro, I guess you won.

Good game, bro. You won.

What can I say, bros? I did my research.

Yes, you did.

Oh, Mom, please don't get mad, but we kind of had a little bet.

Bet?

Yeah.

I mean, we didn't bet any real money or anything, but we just wanted to see who

could get the best present for you. And I guess we lost.

Look, don't get me wrong. I love all your gifts.

But there is something I do want more.

But could I ask you boys a question first?

Of course. Anything in the entire world, Mom. Yeah, of course.

Today, boys, I am all yours.

Shit.

I love Africa.

Can I touch, Mom?

You sure this is okay, Mom?

Yes,

it's okay.

I don't need more of this.

If you're older than me...

Come on bro, stick your finger in there

Dad?

Holy shit.

I think she's almost ready for a dick in there.

you like.

Great.

Yeah? Great idea.

Just like that's perfect

I bought her the gift.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. I got your first.

You know her mom was so talented too. Yeah. She was kicking her butt so much.

My mom was sitting with her hand.

Yeah, put it back in your pocket.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Go ahead. Just give me that hand.

I'm gonna kiss you all of your...

I'd love them now.

Hanging all the time.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah, just like that.

I want a big fat load in my fucking ass

mom. Yeah.

If this is my birthday, I can't wait for Christmas.

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.