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Can we not do your office?

Can we meet somewhere...

at a park?

A park?

You too, sir.

How to Ask Out Your Boss

You are a mountain.

You are a hundred miles high.

You are invincible.

You are forever.

- Those that try to hurt you... - Wyatt?!

- How are you man? - Sorry, are you busy?

- Look at you! - Yeah!

Your, your number changed...

Yeah.

It's amazing to see you!

Yeah - um - I'm just staying...

up, with someone nearby...

and I thought I'd say hi.

- What are you doing now? - I got in this morning,

but now? Nothing. I just...

thought I'd say hi! and...

- Come up, give me your bag! - Oh, I got it.

No, it's cool. I've been working out. Come on.

Jeez.

Kitchen.

Living Room area...

weird room I don't really know what to do with, used to be Kat's clothing warehouse.

You guys... I thought you were getting married...

Yeah - Oh, hey I heard you and Hannah got engaged.

That's amazing. You gotta tell me all about how you asked her.

So, this is the basement.

It's for killing people or raping animals...

Why am I showing this to you?

You coming?

Very cool.

Kat and I were always going to have a party up here. But, then we didn't.

Okay, come on.

So, tell me about your engagement.

So where is she? When's the wedding?

No wedding.

What happened?

She...

cheated on me and then broke up with me, if you can believe it.

- You guys were together since...? - It's stupid, it's... better though.

DATE MARA

- Do you need help cleaning? - No, man. I'm sorry. I'm just...

I've been trying to get up the courage to ask this girl on a date for like, the past five months.

And I finally did, so I have this date tonight.

Oh, I should be going anyway.

No. No no no no no. Seriously!

It's between me and her and her friend's coming along too,

so it's perfect. You should come.

- I don't have anything to wear... - Yeah, but you're staying close by, right?

When do they get home?

It's fine...

You know, I'll... We'll hang out later... I, I...

Stop.

Just stop. Just tell whoever it is you're staying with you're crashing here tonight, okay?

I've got a killer camping mat for all the bitches I bring over!

Put your stuff down.

Hey, remember that date we have tonight? Why don't you just...

get a little friend to come along with you, last second?

Do not be a bitch.

The only thing,

that will get in your way,

and make you hate yourself: is if you are a bitch.

You're a mountain.

Hey, man!

The girls are super excited. "Um, can I ask you something?"

Does it really go down that far?

Are these your jeans?

She's been at Behemoth five months, she's moved up twice.

She makes dudes cry. I gotta man up. I gotta man up.

She sounds horrible.

You're not gonna answer it?

No.

If it's important she'll text.

Are you calling an ambulance?

Okay. Should we...?

Yeah, yeah no, we'll just come. Classon and Lefferts? Okay, great.

Okay, change of plans.

I don't know if a taxi is gonna come by here...

- Guys, you didn't have to come. - Wyatt's really good with this stuff.

She slipped on the ice.

- Hey, I'm Wyatt. What's your name? - Sandy.

Hey, Sandy. Nice to meet you.

Can... Do you mind if I take a look at your face?

Oh wow, you look great.

Do you remember hitting your head?

I'm... No.

Can you look this way for just a second?

You might want to take her to a hospital, if you wanna be safe.

I'm... I hate ambulances. EMTs are perverts who smell like french fries.

Wakey, wakey!

What are you doing sleeping in the stairway?

Oh my gosh.

You're...

Did I fall asleep?

Yup.

You look like you fell asleep.

I'm sorry.

Its okay.

Is everybody okay?

We're okay. Are you okay?

- Yeah. - You wanna go get some snacks?

Mara Drake?

Yeah?

- Thanks for staying all that time. - Honestly, it's no big deal.

We're just gonna take a cab from here.

- You sure? - Yeah.

Boy Scout...

She's just... really embarrassed.

Don't get any ideas...

Don't flatter yourself.

Okay. Good night.

OK...

Good night.

I think she likes you anyway.

You want some?

Oh, I'm okay.

Hey, I gotta go to work tomorrow. Are you looking for...

a new...

job?

You're cool, you're probably cool...

I'm leaving town.

I have a bus ticket, so...

Well, you're staying here 'til then.

Was that just supposed to be a date between the two of you?

It wasn't a date.

Thank you.

All I know is now that you're here, everything's gonna get

awesome...

Listen very carefully.

Do not look at Christian.

Go down to the basement of your building...

or hang up now.

We warned you not to go into the cities.

In the cities they are everywhere.

Their plan is almost complete.

If you do not stop them

they will enslave and butcher every good person

left on earth.

You must prepare for the war.

You want to protect your friend

but helping him will be impossible.

He is good, he is still human

but he will not believe you.

Leave the city tonight.

We still do not know how they infect a host.

Never look at their eyes.

When I reveal my identity, you must never contact me.

Ever.

Here is what you must do.

You've reached the office of Dr. James Galvino.

Please leave a message.

Hello Sir.

This is Wyatt Goodwin.

I'm sorry to be calling you so late.

I was wondering if we could move our meeting to tomorrow.

Please let me know. Thank you.

Can I get a copy of these please?

- Morning! - Hey Man! What you doing there?

Just making a sandwich. I brought some coffee too.

Thank you.

- How'd you sleep last night? - Great.

- Air mattress OK? - Yeah, real comfortable.

Nice.

Hey, were you still working at that repair store in NC?

Landscaping and maintenance at the Sisters of Mercy.

- It was a nunnery. - Nuns.

Yeah, they didn't need anybody as much... so...

Wanna grab lunch with me today?

I, gotta run...

some stupid errands.

Great.

Um, hey man, I made an extra set of keys for you. No big deal.

I don't need keys! I'm going to leave in a few days.

It's New York, you need keys.

Nuns, huh?

You are an ocean.

Weapons...

swords, and knives.

All flow through you.

Like nothing.

You encompass the entire world.

In your depths.

There he is!

You look ten feet tall...

I don't think I'm schizophrenic. I looked up some stuff online.

Never any drugs

no alcohol for...

about 10 weeks.

No caffeine.

Alright.

The plight of the lame and the boring; what a joke.

Did you ever have a long-term relationship

that didn't end up letting you down?

This friend I'm staying with

Chris? The little skinny guy?

Is there some medication you can give me?

- Sure. - Will it help?

Yeah...

Anything else?

It's stupid.

There was this one dream once

where...

certain people around me didn't look human.

It started with my fiancé.

I never want to see what she turned into again.

C'est comme It's like they're in my head...

They're... listening to me...

it's getting worse.

I know it's silly...

right?

Do your parents know about this?

No. Is that alright?

Yeah.

So what do we do now?

You come in.

I'm still in midtown. Give them a call.

They'll set you up for next week.

You'll be alright.

Franchement, Honestly, I'm feeling better already.

You are a fire.

All that your enemies place in your way...

betrayal

lies

poison.

You devour

and become stronger.

You are unstoppable.

You are holy.

You are terrible.

It's a whisper room.

Come in!

No.

Yes, come on. It's sound-proof.

Welcome.

Switch places...

It's cool, right?

Yeah...

Thanks for helping us last night.

How's Sandy?

Concussed but fine.

Remember that lame bottle of Peach Schnapps that you got me

when I first started working here?

Joyce told me that you get one for every new girl.

- Oh yeah, totally. - Well I threw mine away.

If I can prove to you I'm a psychic do you want to try again tomorrow night?

Give me your hand.

Now, pick a number between 1 and 10.

7.

What?

Dammit!

You will have three loves in your life.

Those are lifelines goofus...

Here.

My grandma used to do voodoo.

Hey, do you think we have anything for Wyatt, like in client services or anything?

II can ask Gerald.

I talked to them about you by the way.

Maybe some good news for you on Friday.

Whoah, thank you.

What's it say?

This line...

says that you're a loser.

This line...

- I can do a move. - Yeah?

OK, je te montre...

No I meant like later. Like not right now that's weird...

Oh, so OK, you're going to just wimp out on me now?

Just kidding. No, go ahead, yeah.

- Really? - Yes, I think so.

Oh my god!

Okay! That was good!

Are you OK?

I got your scarf...

OK, thanks.

I'm sorry.

When somebody's coming at you...

You gotta like...

get them...

- like you see how you did that? - Yeah...

That's the motion that you want in Judo.

You want somebody to go, "Whoah!"

- OK... - So, you go like this...

- Yeah... - Then you're going to go around...

- Yeah... - And then you want to choke 'em from here.

Yeah, yeah...

And then, It's good so - I'm sorry! That was an inappropriate touch!

It's inappropriate touching for rear naked choking.

Oh, that was a fast tap!

I'm sorry.

OK, don't tap my ass...

It just seemed like...

- ...in the center here... - OK...

...and then you're going to, like... do a hug motion.

- It's a hug, huh? - Yeah.

- OK. So like that... - Yeah, yeah...

Then this one come's over the back...

- yeah... - And you're going to hold, this nook in...

- like this? - Yes, like that...

- there... - yeah...

And it's like you hug.

OK, I prefer regular hugging.

Hug! Hug!

Come on stop being a pussy!

There you go!

Whatever, I don't think I can work again...

Trust no one.

Trust was no longer an option

once we discovered them.

They were at Jericho.

They surrounded the temple of Solomon.

They were at Golgotha.

They were once few.

Now, they are everywhere.

Their disguises have begun to fail.

This is how we know they must strike soon.

Even before you were one of the blessed

who could sense them.

You knew they were out there.

Suddenly they were right next to you.

That is not a soldier with a gun.

That is evil.

That is not your coworker.

That is a demon.

That is not a human...

not a neighbor

not a friend

not a lover

a brother

mother

a father

a wife.

That is a monster.

That is your enemy.

And that is what you must be ready...

to destroy.

You alright? What happened?

I just, went and saw...

a family friend but he wasn't around anymore.

I have an awesome evening planned for us.

Talked to my boss about you.

- Christian... - I know but everything sounds OK...

And everything's going OK with Mara.

And if I don't do something physical... I'm going to explode.

I can get you a new one...

That's fine. I have like five.

Are you ready to get demolished!?

Come on! I'm going to beat you for the first time!

You know I just used to get pushed around at work.

And then...

I just started to dominate, and now it's all happening.

"Dominate", huh?

Yeah, you have no idea what it's like not to feel like a wuss anymore.

Alley-oop!

Nice!

Do you believe in...

supernatural stuff??

Trying to distract me?

Yeah, puffyjacket my ass!

Has anything really scary ever happened to you?

No.

Like have you ever been in a fight?

Ever been mugged?

No.

Not very manly...

If something really scary was happening would you be on my side?

Look man I'm trying to make up for ten years of losing to you.

I can bench 250 now. I'm different.

Really?

Look if you're trying to ask me: if someone put a gun on me would I stand up and be a hero? Yeah.

I think the new me would. I've changed. I'm different.

Hey, I saw you on the phone last night at like 4:00am outside...

Just bullshit.

So you want to go out?

Can I wear different jeans?

Remember when we played Blobby Wars?

God we were lame...

So we going out?

Yeah.

It didn't really work.

- I mean I had fun... - Why? No, why didn't it work??

- I just... - Blobbies was my favorite.

How much am I winning by?

Except for... that you're losing! "How much am I winning by?"?

That doesn't count!

Cause look! Look at how my gauntlet is!

- See! - Your stupid gauntlet!

- If protected in the gauntlet it doesn't count! - I don't care about your gauntlet!

Look at this - Anything, you catch it in the gauntlet it doesn't count!

- That's what I thought! - You don't...

That's what I thought.

The tricksy hobbitses!

Don't use that voice! You know I don't like that voice!

Fine...

Alright I'll take off the gauntlet...

god, I just... I am chivalrous.

I am. Don't laugh at me!

2, 3, 4...

...5, 6...

- 7, 8, 9... - Only half of these count!

Do you think girls are just better at stuff?

No, man...

guys are better... it's like...

I'm gonna attack you...

Wyatt!

Oh you'll like it...

I think...

Do you want to have kids?

I want to have, like, a million kids.

Hello again Wyatt.

I assume by now that you know who I am.

We believe the monsters are uniquely vulnerable to acid.

Our spies think the war will begin very soon now.

If you ever hear three claps of thunder

in a clear sky, the war has begun.

Now is the time to prepare mentally.

To kill a monster is easy.

To kill a monster that looks like a friend

or a harmless innocent...

Wyatt...

is there something else in the basement with...?

It's me, Christian...

Got you!

Yeah...

I can't tell if I'm hungover or drunk...

Thought someone was in the house.

Nightmare...

Must've been serious.

Hit me one.

No...

God...

- Come on... - That'll wake you, that'll wake you up.

Whatever, you suck.

My junior year roommate Asa used to get these night terrors.

And I remember his girlfriend Becky would always be wrestling with him

in the bunk beneath mine.

And one night she literally had to punch him in the face to wake him up.

And when he did, he was like:

"Oh sorry, I was battling the Orc".

What were you battling?

I don't remember.

I need to get ready for work.

Blobbies!

I won.

Maybe a promotion today if I can conquer this meeting...

Good news for both of us tonight.

Cool, I'll clean up.

T'inquiéte pas.

No don't worry about it. Just chill.

You are a mountain.

You are a hundred miles high.

Hey there!

Gerald running late?

Yeah.

I am stuck with you...

How are you?

Fine!

- What's wrong? - Nothing...

I'm not moving into design and that's OK.

Look, I'll talk to Gerald, it's cool.

Well people, people are getting...

I am sure it's not your fault don't worry about it...

You're being let go.

It's...

What...?

- Look at your face! - You're being let go.

Today.

You've worked here for seven years, and...

they like you but they're killing off half your department, it has nothing to do with...

with anything.

No one else is leaving, huh?

They want you to remove your stuff within the hour.

OK, yeah...

Hold on.

No. It's, OK.

"BELIEVE IN YOURSELF"

- Look. - Cool maybe later.

"GREAT JOB DOMINATING, ASSHOLE - EVERYONE"

You are a flash of lightning

in the darkness of night.

...hang on...

put the piece of paper...

It's nice!

OK, but this is so silly...

This is going to help me at work, to stand up for myself...

more.

Hearing your voice.

Besides, I'm going to be a dad.

So you know I need to have a real job.

Do you have...

sulfuric acid?

Yeah down the left aisle.

What happens if you get it on your face?

If would probably burn your face off. You don't want to have it on there.

Wyatt?

Yeah?

Yeah?

What's wrong with your phone? I tried calling you like twenty times. I was worried about you.

Sorry.

I dropped my cell on the sidewalk. I think I broke it.

It smells absolutely terrible down here.

How was work?

Fine...

What are you doing?

Oh, it's just some stuff from the old job. I thought maybe I could sell it.

- Old tools... - Oh, that's great...

I lost my job!

You want to grab something to eat?

There's something I want to talk to you about.

Hello?

- It's probably just someone pushing all the buttons. - Does that happen a lot?

What do you want to talk to me about?

It's Mara.

Stop it!

You going to leave her out there?

Yes, I'm going to leave her out there.

Sorry I didn't hear. Did you buzz?

Oh, yeah no sorry. I was just in the neighborhood...

Oh, hi Wyatt!

I found this...

because I forgot to throw it away...

Oh cool, I'll need it is what you're saying?

OK. I should, I should go...

Um sorry, can you...?

Do you want to come in... for a second?

Just a second.

It's disgusting...

It's really healthy.

Oh my god!

Dude...

what's your favorite... what?

Oh, it's...

- It's really lame... - so...

Um, hopefully if they follow the Isaac Asimov rules then everything will be OK.

But that requires that we actually program them properly...

but anyway let's stop talking about this because...

- I'm... this... enough, enough! - That's your favorite novel?

That or...

Lord of the Rings, tied.

I don't know what you're talking about.

We're out of anything that isn't black tea.

OK hold on, I know this amazing place...

on Normand, that has incredible tea.

Plus, it comes in a fancy tin.

I'll go get it, OK?

It doesn't matter...

You need to go?

No...

cool...

Is Sandy OK?

Oh, she asked about you actually.

She's different than...

you might think.

Sock wars!

Hey I got a phone message

the other day, from someone.

At first, I didn't know who it was.

Weird.

You don't know who that could be, right?

I... don't think it was her.

This is going to sound weird but, do you ever...

hear anything that's not there?

Actually...

I do.

I get, kind of a choir.

It comes and goes, just a couple times a week.

It's a neurological thing.

My mom had it too, except for her...

it's jazz that she just couldn't switch off.

She thought it was, um...

some annoying angelic

jazz band, But I think...

it's just my brain playing tricks.

Besides, if it was angels

they'd be in tune.

- You have perfect pitch? - Maybe.

Sing something.

B flat!

I just made that up.

Hey has Christian

ever showed you the roof or the basement? They're pretty cool.

Really?

Yeah.

You want to check 'em out, instead of awkwardly waiting?

OK.

Neato!

We're safe down here.

You guys could start a band down here!

I've been getting supplies, just like you said to in your messages.

Should we check out the roof?

Oh no, they can't hear us down here.

What are they?

How do they infect us?

I know you said that they're vulnerable to acid.

I got sulfuric.

You're acting really weird...

OK, just tell me...

When is it going to happen?

- I'm leaving. - I need help!

Move before I hurt you, Wyatt!

Mara had to leave.

Don't worry about it.

What happened?

OK let me take off my jacket...

Wyatt, this...

"Listen very carefully. We could all be in terrible danger."

"They know I know. They got to Mara. There are people around us who aren't human."

"They look like us but inside of them is something terrible."

"I know you feel it. The way the world is now. I'm not crazy. There's a battle coming."

"Trust me. Please."

Wyatt, what happened with Mara?

You need to toughen up.

- OK, come on... - I knew this act of yours was bullshit!

"The new you"?!

You're fucking pathetic!

I'm fucking pathetic? Look at you!

Wake up! This is real!

Do you have any idea what they can do to you?

Do you think this is easy?

You fucking pussy!

Come on!

You're too late

soft boy.

Know that you cannot fight us.

You can feel us already, can't you?

Inside your skull?

We believe you are special.

We need the soft ones.

And you are the softest we have found.

When we pull you and your friend apart

ventricle by vesicle.

And spread you out like a soft red tree.

Perhaps we will see, why

even when you had the chance

so many people did so little to stop us.

I love you, Wyatt.

So I'm thinking about inventing this food that's literally just balls of bacon

that you eat with your hands.

Can you just slice some cheddar?

I knew I got my axe for a reason.

So I would get these...

phone messages at night.

It was nightmares I guess.

I got one last night but I hung up.

Is that pancake mix too?

So last year I tried to kill myself.

And I went to talk to this guy...

Just one time.

And I called him about you.

He's awesome.

He has a parrot in his office.

When do I see him?

Tomorrow.

Make sure you wear a straightjacket.

- Sorry. - It's OK.

One...

matching...

luxury...

axe and vintage...

hatchet...

set.

That's good.

All American.

Hold on a sec.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

And why'd you buy them?

It just turned out the project I needed them for didn't happen. So...

I just want to make sure that...

Christian and Mara... can be OK...

and I'm leaving tomorrow, so...

"Look at me!"

"I'm Sandy. I almost died!"

"Now I got a pillow on my neck!"

Is that supposed to be funny Wyatt or pyscho Wyatt?

I know Mara has her own thing

- but she really liked your stupid buddy. - He likes her too.

What was it anyway?

CIA tapping your brain?

- They got bugs under your skin? - It wasn't, it was nothing...

Was it like zombies? Were they cloning you Wyatt?

- It was nothing... - Come on, you don't have to be bitch just tell me!

Like what the fuck was that about?

- Just tell me! - I thought, I thought people were turning evil.

If you ever do anything like that to a friend of mine, ever again

I'm going to fucking kill you!

I'm going to fucking kill you.

Probably should.

Don't be scared!

Touch me and I will rip your face out of your spine!

I just wanted to say...

What?! Sorry for taking you to our rape-y basement?!

No no, it's not what you thought! Christian is a really good guy.

Let me guess! You two are really super nice guys

and you're just going through some stuff right now!

It's not Christian's fault! I've been messing up his life and, it's not his fault...

It's his fault for having a friend like you!

And tell him that it wasn't a 7 it was a 3.

Mara...

God dammit...

I'm sorry.

Please don't die...

Do you need to call an ambulance?

Can you tell?

Come on.

OK, come on...

it's freezing...

Oh, my nose...

Oh no...

So it's like some sort of anti-zombie bunker. I get it.

- Really? - No.

Pack your bags.

Let's get out of the city.

I got a car.

We'll go up to some cabin somewhere.

Maybe up north, by a lake.

What about your appointment?

I called. It's...

I'm down for next week. They just told me to avoid alcohol.

What are you doing?

Signing up for the Army.

Nice...

Yeah...

I kind of figured if anyone ever put a gun in my face

I'd probably just piss myself and start crying.

I'd like to change that, permanently.

- Yeah why don't you think about that a little. - Fuck you!

Come on!

It'll be great.

Be careful.

You're seeing them again aren't you?

No man...

No weapons, see?

I'm not killing anyone.

No worries.

Tell me what to do to help fight them.

I don't believe what you believe but I know you believe it.

So just be honest with me.

Je veux que tu me promettes and you have to promise me not to kill anyone, OK?

- Don't mess with me. - I'm not.

There's a battle happening...

Tonight...

At 6.

Gives us 40 minutes.

Let's do this noise.

Grab your clothes.

- Grab your boots. - OK.

- Grab weapons. - Yeah.

Pack for the apocalypse! Got it!

- You got it. - We gotta...

I'm excited!

Where we going?

Your parents' place in North Carolina.

It starts in the city so we have to get out and meet them, and we have to protect them.

They don't live down there anymore.

Mom's in Canada?

You got the keys?

Hey Wyatt, where'd you get this car?

- Get back inside! - Why?

Because it's starting early.

What about the car?

- Give me your cell phone! - Could be useful.

We can be safe down here we just have to keep our heads

and be ready for them if they find us.

I blacked out the windows.

Tell me what you saw. What made you sure this time?

I would love to explain everything but we don't have time.

Tell me.

I went to go see Mara, for you.

They got to her.

She turned into an alien?

Mara was good.

But it's like an infection that comes in

through your eyes or your ears and then goes to your brain

and it's not people's fault.

What'd you see?

What'd you see?

Her face started twisting and then her smile...

started spreading out farther than a smile's supposed to

all the way past her ears.

And then her head split in two and there was this thing there...

It's what I thought they were all along.

You hurt her?

I ran back and found you.

When's this thing start?

6 minutes.

Let's sing a song!

Christian.

Christian! Stop please!

You can take off the mask.

You want me to be honest?

You think I'm one of them.

Tie me up...

Why would you want me to?

Because it's really scary to trust you right now but that's...

what this is. So...

trust me, because...

I trust you.

Christian...

They take over your mind with their eyes...

and maybe their voice.

How much longer?

4 minutes.

Go for it.

Open wide.

- Okay? - Yeah yeah.

- Sorry. - That's OK.

I can still sing, right Wyatt?

It's OK.

Please stop!

Wyatt?

Wyatt?

Sulfuric acid...

Trust no one.

Even before you were one of the blessed

who could sense them.

You knew they were out there.

Suddenly they were right next to you.

That is not a soldier with a gun.

That is evil.

That is not your coworker.

That is a demon.

That is not a human...

Not a neighbor

not a friend

not a lover

a brother

a mother

a father

a wife.

That is a monster.

That is your enemy.

And that is what you must be ready...

to destroy.

Well I didn't piss myself after all.

Hey, it occurred to me that we never hugged...