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The following programme contains
strong language and violent scenes.
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Still no?
Still no.
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Hey!
Listen...Teo, was it?
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I honestly don't want this to
happen, but it is going to
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unless Iris helps me
get into this briefcase
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without damaging the contents.
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So, do me a favour
and ask her for me.
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Monica...
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please do as he says.
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That's not my name.
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I am sorry, Teo, I really am.
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But he can't be allowed
to have what he wants.
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Miss Brook, please don't let them.
That's not my name. And shush now.
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No.
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Please stop.! Stop! Leave him alone.
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She's right. STOP!
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How can you not care?
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I don't know. I just...
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..don't!
That is not true!
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Oh, for God's sake, Cameron,
don't be preposterous.
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Miss Brook.
Calm down, everything is fine.
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Everything is not fine!
Come on, Iris!
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Pull the trigger, or don't,
nothing changes.Miss Brook!
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Infinity minus one, Joy.
Don't be afraid.
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Oh, that is such bullshit.
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It's just a position she takes.
Even she doesn't believe it.
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I can assure you she very much does.
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Please don't shoot.
Please don't kill me.
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Miss Brook...
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She's right, I can't.
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You do it.
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No!
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Here Comes That Day #
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# Oh, here comes that day
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# Oh, here comes the rain
on your parade
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# There's a price to pay
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# For a life of insincerity
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# And you pretend
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# That it doesn't matter
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# And that you're not scared
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# Oh, here comes that day
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# Oh, here comes that rain
on your parade. #
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"This is Two Seconds To Midnight
and I'm Alfie Bird.
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"Those who have checked out
the conspiracy sphere
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"will already know we have had
a slue of Iris sightings recently.
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"Grainy photographs
from all over the world
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"showing women who might,
just possibly might, be her.
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"All over the world,
at the same time.
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"I mean, does that feel like
a disinformation campaign to you?
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"Almost like someone is trying to
make us look in the wrong places.
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"And who'd be doing
something like that?
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"Could it be someone
who don't wanna be found?
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"Like for instance,
someone in hiding.
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"We only know one thing for certain.
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"With the reward now standing
at four million Euros...
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"..the real question is...
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"..who's gonna find her first?"
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Bonjourno.
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Bonjourno.
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English?
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Si.
OK.
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Would you mind stepping
back from the edge for me, please?
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Why?
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All I'm doing is looking at the sea.
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What's that in your hand?
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Give it to me, please.
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Whoa!
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Easy.
Ugh!
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And to your knowledge, has
she done this kind of thing before?
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Not that I know of,
but I will talk to her about it.
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And, erm, for the paperwork,
you are?
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I'm Joy's tutor. Harriet Brook.
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And you live here?
No. I'm here Mondays, Wednesdays
and every second Friday.
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When will her parents be back home?
Guardians.
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They're expected this evening.
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Paris. Wedding anniversary.
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Nice.
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I'm sure they'll be in contact
immediately, when they return.
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I don't want to be rude,
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but I really do feel
I should be attending to Joy.
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Here are my details
if you need them.
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Thank you so much.
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So, I suppose you were
hoping to get their attention.No.
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I wasn't doing anything.
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Good. Cos it wouldn't have worked.
I was just looking at the sea.
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Why not?Because they don't like you
very much.
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That's not-
What?
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A thing you can say.
I don't see why not?
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And, anyway,
the funny thing about trying
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to erase yourself from existence,
is...
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..it can't be done.
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That's definitely not true, is it?
Oh, it definitely is.
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Sylvia Plath. That other woman.
Yes.
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But the thing is,
the universe is infinite...
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and in an infinite space containing
a finite number of particles,
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any possible arrangement
of those particles
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must occur infinitely often.
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Which means that there
are infinitely many you's out there
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and infinitely many me's.
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Right.
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So?
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So...
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if I were to slice open my carotid
artery right here and now...
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that would end
this particular reality for me.
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Stop now!
But it doesn't matter.
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Because infinity minus one
is still infinity.
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Which means all those
infinite versions of me
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would never experience that death.
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So, I don't die. Because I can't.
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The maths say so.
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There is no murder, Joy,
and there is no suicide.
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The mathematics say
you have to exist.
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So, the trick is to embrace
that existence...
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..and enjoy yourself.
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There, now.
Who says maths can't be fun?
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Gloria #
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It's Monica.
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Hi.
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What's on your mind?
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Nothing. Why?
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I suppose...
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Why do we have to keep meeting here?
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Well,
we could always go to your place.
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Yeah.
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It's just...
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..I haven't even seen
your apartment.
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I feel like I don't know
anything about you.
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Well,
there's basically nothing to know.
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Well, that's just not true.
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Why do you say that?
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Have you been sniffing
around my life?
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Have you been following me?
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Of course not! Jesus, Monica!
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You're just very private.
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I mean...
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..do you have brothers, sisters?
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Have you ever been married before?
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Do you like movies?
Honestly, who cares?
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I do!
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God, you need to stop this, Teo,
you really do.
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Why?
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Because whoever you think I am,
I'm not.
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I wish I was, sometimes, but...
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..I'm just not.
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Well, you know,
everyone is hiding...something.
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Right?
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"The truth is,
we don't know much about her.
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"Just that she was nobody much
from nowhere much.
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"A woman with a brain
the size of a planet.
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"Just drifting from
low-paid job to low-paid job
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"without ever being noticed.
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"And that she was addicted
to solving puzzles.
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"Quizzes. Cryptic crosswords.
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"Ciphers. Sudoku. Escape rooms.
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"Until...
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"Well, she followed a mysterious
online treasure hunt to Florence.
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"And disappeared
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"Completely vanished."
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Ciao Ciao #
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Iris?
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Iris, is it?
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Welcome!
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I'm Cameron.
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Do you want a seat?
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Thank you.
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I know who you are.
I read, er, Wired Magazine.
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Well, actually, I don't,
but I know who you are.
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Do you know what I do?
Not really. Well...
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I mean, sort of. You're, basically,
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like a venture capitalist,
kind of thing.
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I'm an investor. A private investor.
I don't want to be rude,
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but isn't that just a nicer
way of saying "venture capitalist?"
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No.
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Er, it's a grown-up way of saying
"I'm excited by big ideas".
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And money, presumably.
No, money's not the point.
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Money's a by-product that enables me
to keep doing what I love.
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Which is what?Helping brilliant
people do brilliant things.
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Speaking of which, congratulations
on winning this treasure hunt thing,
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which you just did, obviously.
Thank you.
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And by a long way.
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Days, actually.
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Do you have any idea
how many people took part?
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Nope.
Guess.
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Twelve.
17 thousand!
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Give or take.
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And that includes teams
from Oxford and Stanford,
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crypto-security freaks,
obsessives, hobbyists, nut jobs.
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But here you are.
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So...
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Yes?
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Do I win something?
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Like what?
I don't know.
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A chocolate factory?
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Where's it come from,
this aptitude with puzzles?
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I don't know.
I never gave it much thought.
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Ah, I'm not sure
I believe you there, Iris.
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It seems to me you probably give
everything a lot of thought.
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Fine.
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Give me a number.
Between what and what?
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Any number. Just a number.
1,729.
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1,729 is the smallest number
expressible
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as the sum of two cubes
in two different ways.
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OK.
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Wow.
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I can't take any credit for it.
It's just how I was born.
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Born where and to whom?
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Nowhere much, to no-one much.
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But I would imagine
that you know this already.
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What with all the due diligence.
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So, you're a self-made woman.Who
owes her lack of success to nobody.
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You could be out there
earning millions!
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Yeah, but to tell the truth...
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..I've never been
all that interested.
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But you know this whole
treasure hunt thing
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was, essentially, a job interview,
right?
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I mean, you must.
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I like to recruit outliers.
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And what an outlier's outlier
you are!
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Listen, erm...
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I really appreciate the interest,
and everything,
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but I'm not the person
you're looking for.
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I haven't told you what it is yet,
or what it pays.It won't matter.
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Jobs and I don't mix.
Why? You get bored?
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Partly.
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Is it a compulsion, then,
solving puzzles?
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Listen, I'm not a Rubik's Cube,
Cameron. I'm not a crossword puzzle.
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You don't get to solve me.
No. I'm not trying to solve you.
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I'm just trying to get you
to come and work with me.
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Doing what?
Solving just, er...
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an incredibly difficult puzzle.
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Something no-one's been able to do.
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What kind of puzzle?
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One that matters.
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"Matters" is a relative term.
Some people think jazz matters.
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Well, we're talking
Newton-level matters.
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Einstein. Oppenheimer.
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Fundamental nature
of underlying reality.
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"Seeing the face of God" matters.
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I'm really not interested.
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My God, your pants are so on fire.
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OK, look...
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this is what I think we should do.
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Come with me, see it for yourself.
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And if it is still a no...
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well, then, I tried.
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So, is this your evil lair?
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Pretty much. It's called Caliburn.
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Do you actually live here?
Most of the time,
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believe it or not.
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It used to be some kind
of government listening station.
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The living quarters are upstairs.
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They are quite snazzy, actually.
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So, what are you hiding down here?
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We call him Charlie Big Potatoes.
Why?
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Well, he's not small potatoes.
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It's just a name.
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No, it's not that.
258
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You're diminishing it
because it frightens you.
259
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Yeah, he does a bit.
260
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,880
So, what exactly is it?
261
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He's a topological quantum device.
262
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Operating at very close
to room temperature.
263
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What does it use for Qubits?
264
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Majorana zero-mode quasiparticles.
265
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That's a complex configuration-
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Of electrons that can't suffer
random errors. I know.
267
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Yeah.
268
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,480
And what about those things, the...
269
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excrescences?
270
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They look organic.
Almost, but no.
271
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He's using non-organic polymers
to create neural pathways.
272
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Capable of creative thought.
273
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It's growing its own brain.
274
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Well, we've all done it.
275
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What's the use case?
276
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To think thoughts
that have yet to be thought.
277
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What's the equivalent
processing power?
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Say, two million Qubits.
279
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That's not possible.
280
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Well, like I say, brilliant people
do brilliant things.
281
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He's world-changing.
282
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He is before and after.
283
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He's the wheel.
284
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Not long ago, he came up with a cure
285
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for acute lymphoblastic leukaemia.
286
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We asked him how he felt about it.
287
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What did it say?
288
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He didn't say anything.
289
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He sang.
290
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So, what's wrong with it?
291
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,000
And what's
the puzzle that needs solving?
292
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He's asleep.
293
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,680
And I need you to wake him up
for me.
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294
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,680
When where you planning
on telling us?
295
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About what?
296
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About the police?
What police?
297
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The police who drove you home
this morning.
298
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,960
Who told you that?
Signora Antonio.
299
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,280
She's a liar.She's a perfectly
nice woman, actually.
300
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And why would she lie?
301
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Because she doesn't like me?
302
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,320
Has it ever occurred to you
we could just call the police
303
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and ask them what happened?
Whatever.
304
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,520
What's the point,
if you don't believe me anyway?
305
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,560
OK. That's enough. Can you...
306
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,080
Can you go and do something useful,
please.
307
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,200
She needs to see someone.
308
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,520
Who's left? An exorcist?
309
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"This is Two Seconds To Midnight,
and I am Alfie Bird.
310
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"Check out the increased activity
on the Find Iris Nixon
crowdfunding page.
311
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"The last time I looked,
the metre stood
312
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"at just under 4.1 million euros.
313
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"Someone pledged additional,
wait for it, 200 grand."
314
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,600
Oh, Cameron. Just stop.
315
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,400
"It almost makes me wonder..."
316
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,600
Arghh!
317
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,720
Agh!
318
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,040
Arghh!
319
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,440
Agh!
320
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,400
Agh!
321
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,200
Agh!
322
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,040
No!
Are you alone?
323
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,280
Are. You. Alone?!
324
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,440
Argh!
Good. Excellent, you are.
325
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,240
Argh!
326
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,040
Agh!
327
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,840
OK.
Agh!
328
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,320
Argh!
329
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,440
Do you speak English?
330
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,680
Do. You. Speak. English?
331
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,920
OK.
332
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,880
I'm getting a bit bored here. So, I
think I'm gonna cut off your penis.
333
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,160
Ah.
334
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,240
You do speak English, good.
335
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,280
Let's not worry about your penis
for the moment.
336
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,760
Let's put your penis
on the back burner.
337
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,160
Let's just,
leave your penis where it is.
338
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,760
Agh!
So, here's the good news.
339
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,600
You found me.
340
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,800
The bad news is:
341
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,640
is that even if
I don't cut your throat,
342
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,640
bleeding and shock is gonna kill you.
343
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,320
So, is that how you
want your evening to end?
344
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:33,840
Good. So how about this?
345
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,760
I'll do something about the bleeding.
346
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,840
And you're gonna tell me
what you're doing here,
347
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,760
who do you work for
and how many of you there are?
348
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,400
How's that sound?
349
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,800
Si.
350
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,280
Si!
Va bene.
351
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,560
Hey.
352
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,400
Stay.
353
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,840
Argh!
354
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,800
Shit.
355
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,600
Ugh!
356
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,040
Vaffanculo!
357
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,640
Three, two...
358
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,760
Oi!
359
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:40,720
And this is Charlie's creator -
Jensen.
360
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,000
Jensen's got a brain
that's off the scale.
361
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,720
Eh, Jensen?
362
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,400
Off the scale.
363
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,960
What happened?
364
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,360
Mani.
365
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,480
genius is madness on a good day.
366
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,680
Jensen ran out of good days.
367
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,240
(JENSEN SHOUTS IN ITALIAN
368
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,440
He gave Charlie everything he had.
369
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,840
And I think he came
to hate him for it.
370
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,240
And he's been like this ever since.
371
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,440
All we need to get the machine up
and running again,
372
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,000
is to enter an activation sequence.
373
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,760
A password, basically.
374
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,920
Well, yes, except it's an extremely
complicated password.
375
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,720
That Jensen enciphered in this.
376
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,520
It's his diary.
377
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:15,120
Using an encryption system,
that only he understands.
378
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,640
And nobodies being able to break it.
379
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,600
Have they, Jensen?
380
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,840
Not yet!
381
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,440
So, if you can decipher
the password,
382
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,640
we can get Charlie operational
again, and...
383
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,400
..Bob's your uncle.
384
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,200
So, why all the sneaking
around with treasure hunts?
385
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:06,720
Why not advertise the job
like a normal human being?
386
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,200
Because nobody can know about this.
387
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:17,480
Not under any circumstances.
Not ever.
388
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,760
I got carried
away by the possibilities.
389
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,000
I burned through my capital,
over leveraged.
390
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,120
So, I had to go and find the money.
391
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,120
A silent investor.
392
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,160
What kind of investor?
Well...
393
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,640
you know the sort of investor
394
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,320
where you can borrow
several billion US dollars
395
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,800
in exchange for exclusive access
to a piece of technology
396
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,240
that's gonna make them even richer,
397
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,920
but when you don't deliver,
they basically laugh it off
398
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,080
and chalk it up to experience
399
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,920
and don't murder you in terrible,
terrible, unimaginable ways?
400
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,640
Yeah?
401
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,000
That's not the sort of investor
I went to.
402
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,920
I need you to wake Charlie up
for me, Iris.
403
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,400
Or they're gonna kill me.
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404
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,680
Ugh!
405
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,520
Ugh!
406
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:56,360
There's no murder, there's no
suicide, not mathematically.
407
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,960
There's no murder, there's no
suicide, not mathematically.
408
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,120
Urgh!
409
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,120
Ugh!
410
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,280
Urgh!
411
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,880
Don't ask who we are.
412
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,960
All you need to know is,
we've found Iris Nixon's place.
413
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,160
And we want your money.
414
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,760
Do you have Iris?
415
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,840
"Not yet.
I want to see the money in escrow."
416
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,800
When she returns,
we'll bring her in.
417
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,280
Let's make this simpler for you.
418
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:17,000
What we need you to do is find
a book she stole from us.
419
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,200
What kind of book?
420
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,480
"If you can find this,
the money's yours."
421
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:34,960
A disc.
422
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,960
Hey!
423
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,920
Iris Nixon, Stop!
424
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:22,560
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