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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,969 Survival of the fittest. 2 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:56,224 It's the law of the jungle. 3 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:59,310 There's always someone trying to take what's yours. 4 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,520 How do I know? 5 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:07,151 It almost happened to me. 6 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:14,492 Hi-yah! 7 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:21,540 Tim Templeton... 8 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,000 quit monkeying around. 9 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:24,752 Hot dogs are getting cold. 10 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:26,170 Hot dogs? 11 00:01:26,337 --> 00:01:28,256 At least, this is how I remember it. 12 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,507 All right, buddy, let's eat. 13 00:01:29,674 --> 00:01:31,509 You see, I was seven years old... 14 00:01:31,676 --> 00:01:34,595 and back then, you relied on your imagination. 15 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,555 When I wasn't exploring the Congo... 16 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:39,016 I was a deep sea diver. 17 00:01:42,687 --> 00:01:44,188 Tim! 18 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:45,273 Our hero! 19 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,691 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. 20 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:47,692 I got this! 21 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:53,698 Grab on! 22 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,244 Some days, I rescued my parents. 23 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,455 That way! 24 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,124 Other days, they rescued me. 25 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:06,127 - I'm losing control. - Tim, look out! 26 00:02:07,712 --> 00:02:09,046 Tree! 27 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:10,047 You're breaking up! 28 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:11,132 Slow down, Tim! 29 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,717 - Turn, Tim. - Turn! 30 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:14,302 Ooh! Ow. 31 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:15,803 - Oh, are you hurt? - I'm okay. 32 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,096 Show Mommy your teeth. 33 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:18,931 It was just the three of us. 34 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,391 The Templetons. 35 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:22,727 And three is the perfect number. 36 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:23,894 Interesting fact... 37 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:25,062 did you know that the triangle 38 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:26,814 is the strongest shape found in nature? 39 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:35,406 I was the luckiest kid ever. 40 00:02:35,573 --> 00:02:37,742 My parents even had cool jobs. 41 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:40,578 They worked for the biggest pet company in the world... 42 00:02:40,745 --> 00:02:41,620 Puppy Co. 43 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:42,663 Yes, Mr. Francis? 44 00:02:42,747 --> 00:02:43,622 Puppy Co needs you. 45 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:44,832 It's go time. 46 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:48,336 They worked in a department called "Marketing..." 47 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,671 where they got to launch new products. 48 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:57,595 Even though my parents worked really hard... 49 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:01,140 they still made just enough time for me. 50 00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:04,101 Three stories, five hugs, and my special song, right? 51 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:05,269 You got it! 52 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:08,814 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 53 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:14,278 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 54 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:16,781 All your life 55 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:21,619 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 56 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:29,168 Hey, Tim. How would you like to have a baby brother? 57 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:32,463 No, thanks. I'm enough. 58 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:38,552 Life was good. Life was perfect. 59 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,346 But as I drifted off to sleep... 60 00:03:40,513 --> 00:03:43,474 something my parents said got me thinking. 61 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:45,726 Where do babies come from? 62 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:52,817 Heaven, I'm in heaven 63 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:56,779 And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak 64 00:04:00,366 --> 00:04:05,496 And I seem to find the happiness I seek 65 00:04:06,664 --> 00:04:08,833 When we're out together dancing, cheek to cheek 66 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:37,403 Heaven, I'm in heaven 67 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:45,286 And the cares that hung around me through the week 68 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,205 Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak 69 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:56,714 When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek 70 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,886 Oh, I love to climb a mountain 71 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,263 And to reach the highest peak 72 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:08,684 But it doesn't thrill me half as much 73 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,728 As dancing cheek to cheek 74 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,065 Oh, I love to go out fishing 75 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:16,734 In a river or a creek 76 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,696 But I don't enjoy it half as much 77 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,324 As dancing cheek to cheek 78 00:06:21,674 --> 00:06:25,302 The day I got a little brother started like any other day... 79 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:27,888 but little did I know... 80 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,975 my life would never be the same. 81 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,978 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 82 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,479 Wake up, little halflings! 83 00:06:35,646 --> 00:06:36,480 Morning, Wizzie! 84 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:40,276 What great adventure lies in wait for you today? 85 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:42,069 Hmm. Oh, yeah! 86 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:48,659 My parents always said that I had an overactive imagination. 87 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:53,831 But I clearly remember... 88 00:06:53,998 --> 00:06:56,959 the baby was delivered in a taxi. 89 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:04,258 Huh? 90 00:07:14,018 --> 00:07:15,019 What the... 91 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,191 Hey! 92 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:41,879 Tim, look who's here. 93 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:49,053 Meet your new baby brother. 94 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:50,304 Baby what? 95 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:53,766 Brother. 96 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,726 I had a million questions. 97 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:57,728 Who is this guy? Why is he here? 98 00:07:57,895 --> 00:07:58,896 What's with that outfit? 99 00:07:59,063 --> 00:08:01,315 Why's he so fat? Why's he staring at me? 100 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,317 Does he know karate? What's going on? 101 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,070 That way? 102 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,112 - Okay. - Okay. 103 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:08,822 Right from the start, he was yelling at people... 104 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,658 ordering everyone around. 105 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,409 Oh, you want this? 106 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:16,246 One thing was clear. He was the boss. 107 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,500 He set up his office, right smack dab in the middle of the house. 108 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:22,419 He conducted meetings. 109 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,421 - You called? - Do you need Señor Squeaky? 110 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:26,632 Hey! 111 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:28,926 - Lots and lots of meetings. - Whoa! 112 00:08:29,093 --> 00:08:30,761 Even in the middle of the night. 113 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,014 I'm up! I'm up! 114 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,599 - We're coming! - We'll be right there! 115 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:38,977 If things weren't done to his immediate satisfaction... 116 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,523 he had a fit. 117 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:48,779 Argh! 118 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,615 - Where's the bottle? - He has to have his bottle! 119 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:54,535 He had everyone wrapped around his chubby little finger. 120 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:56,036 La la la! 121 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,122 Everyone except for me. 122 00:08:58,455 --> 00:08:59,498 - Diaper! - Bottle! 123 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:00,916 - Diaper! - Bottle! 124 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,960 Dad! I can't sleep. 125 00:09:03,127 --> 00:09:04,628 I know, bud. Me neither. 126 00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:06,547 The baby needs a lot of attention right now. 127 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,048 Okay, good talk! 128 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,341 - But... - It's okay. 129 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:10,634 Daddy's here. Daddy's here. 130 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,012 What about me? 131 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,558 The year: 2057. 132 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:22,020 Ensign T-Rex and I are investigating a hostile alien invasion. 133 00:09:38,162 --> 00:09:39,496 Whoa! Ah! 134 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:47,171 It's so much worse than we thought. 135 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,433 Mom, he's naked! 136 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:01,935 I'm naked! 137 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,103 Say "naked." 138 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,271 No! 139 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,275 Ah. 140 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,443 Who's Mommy's little cutie? 141 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,527 Are you Mommy's little cutie? 142 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,030 No, he's Daddy's little tough guy, right? 143 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,617 You know one of us has to go with Mr. Francis to the pet convention. 144 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,076 Oh, in Vegas. 145 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,370 - You know what? You should go. - No, no. You should go. 146 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,538 Well, you need a break. 147 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:22,664 I'll stay with the baby, and you... 148 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,249 Maybe the baby should decide. 149 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,876 Who do you want to stay with you? 150 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,628 Daddy or Mommy? 151 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:28,962 Or Daddy? 152 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,589 - He wants his mommy. - Ugh! 153 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,549 Okay, we need to talk! 154 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:34,676 In private. 155 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,761 Oh. 156 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,262 - Sure. - About what, bud? 157 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,431 About the b-a-b-e-e. 158 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:41,308 "Y," Tim. 159 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:43,227 Why? Because he came out of nowhere! 160 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,394 We don't even know him. 161 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:45,771 How can we trust him? 162 00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:48,065 Come on, he's just a baby. 163 00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:52,319 Seriously? I'm the only one who thinks 164 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,737 there's something weird about this guy? 165 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,908 - Oopsie! I got it. - Uh-oh. Five-second rule. 166 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,333 Tim? 167 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,753 Look at him! He wears a suit! 168 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,589 I know. Isn't it cute? He's like a little man. 169 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,591 He carries a briefcase. 170 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,510 Does no else think that's... 171 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,971 Oh, I don't know, a little freaky? 172 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,599 Well, you carried Lam-Lam around until you were like... 173 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,018 This is not about Lam-Lam. 174 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,521 All babies are different, Tim. 175 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,022 And each one is special. 176 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,941 He's taking over the whole house! 177 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,442 Are you taking over the house? 178 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,361 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 179 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,115 Trust me, one day you're gonna get to know this little guy... 180 00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:40,784 and you are gonna love him with all of your heart. 181 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:41,952 Just like we do. 182 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,704 All of your heart? 183 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,961 Never. Ooh! 184 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,187 Hello! 185 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:12,983 It's time for my three stories, five hugs, and special song! 186 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,199 How about one story... 187 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,494 three hugs, and my special song? 188 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,251 Just my special song? 189 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,837 Mom? 190 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:35,505 Dad? 191 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:39,843 Hey. 192 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,762 What happened to bedtime? 193 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,015 We'll have it on Monday, Mr. Francis. 194 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:47,017 Don't cry! Don't cry. 195 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,230 Hello? 196 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,283 Hello? No, ma'am, not yet. 197 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,578 No, I'm not making excuses. 198 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,539 Yes, ma'am, I know I've been here a long time. 199 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,042 Believe me, it feels like my whole life. 200 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:21,051 I'm making great progress with the parents already. 201 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:25,555 The usual procedure, sleep deprivation, hunger strikes. 202 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,391 They're very disoriented. 203 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,977 I've got them eating out of the palm of my hand. 204 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,396 They do everything for me. 205 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,730 It's hilarious. 206 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,482 But I think the kid might be on to me. 207 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,402 No, I can handle him. 208 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,779 I know how important this mission is to the company. 209 00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:42,155 Mission? 210 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,158 Well, trust me, ma'am. You got the right baby for this job. 211 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,743 Hands up, devil baby! 212 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:47,911 Fart! Poop! Doodie! 213 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,000 I've gotta deal with the k-i-d. 214 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,126 You can talk! 215 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,586 Uh, goo-goo ga-ga. 216 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,006 No, you can really talk. I heard you! 217 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,092 Fine. I can talk. 218 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,427 Now, let's see if you can listen. 219 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:04,678 Get me a double espresso... 220 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,763 and see if there's someplace around here with decent sushi. 221 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:10,017 I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now. 222 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,768 Get yourself a little something. 223 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,437 Who are you? 224 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:17,190 Let's just say I'm the boss. 225 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,610 The boss? You're a baby! You wear a diaper. 226 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,362 You know who else wears diapers? 227 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,948 Astronauts and NASCAR drivers, that's who. 228 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,491 It's called efficiency, Templeton. 229 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,368 The average toddler spends, what? 230 00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:30,454 45 hours a year on the potty? 231 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,164 I'm the boss. 232 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,957 I don't have that kind of spare time. 233 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,667 Well, you're not the boss of me. 234 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:36,877 I am the boss of you. 235 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:37,961 No, you're not. 236 00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,129 - Am, too. - Are not. 237 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:40,547 - Am, too! - Are not! 238 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,299 - Am, too. - Are not! 239 00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:43,467 - Am, too. - Are not! 240 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,885 Am, too. Am, too. 241 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,136 Am, too. Am, too. 242 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,304 I was here first. 243 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:49,556 Just wait until Mom and Dad find out about this. 244 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,059 Oh, yeah? You think they'd pick you over me? 245 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,727 With your track record? 246 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,479 You don't know anything about me. 247 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,399 So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Let's see. 248 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,194 Templeton, Timothy. Middle name... 249 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,989 I'm sorry. Leslie! 250 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,866 - Mostly C's... - How do you know all that? 251 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:10,160 Can't ride a bike without training wheels? 252 00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:14,331 Even bears can ride a bike without training wheels, Leslie. 253 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,249 - Um... - DOB says you're seven. 254 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,626 Seven and a half. 255 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,546 Power nap! Uh, you were saying? 256 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,173 I'm seven and a half. 257 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,841 Exactly! You're old. 258 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,928 It's time to make way for the next generation. 259 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,346 It's the way of the world. 260 00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:31,765 You would never ask your parents for an old toy. 261 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:32,849 Lam-Lam? 262 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,059 Everyone wants the hot, new thing. 263 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,727 Destroy. Destroy. 264 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:36,937 Lam-Lam! 265 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,355 I've got fresh batteries. 266 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:39,523 Boom! 267 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,274 Mom and Dad don't even know you. 268 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,734 They love me! 269 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,361 Oh, yeah? Do the math, kid. 270 00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:46,905 There's only so much love to go around. 271 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,949 It's like these beads. 272 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,535 You used to have all your parents' love. 273 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,954 All their time. All their attention. 274 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:56,206 You had all the beads. 275 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,916 But then I came along. 276 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,960 Babies take up a lot of time. 277 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,547 They need a lot of attention. They get all the love. 278 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,382 We could share. 279 00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:07,801 You obviously didn't go to business school. 280 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,933 Look, Templeton, the numbers just don't add up. 281 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,394 There's not enough love for the two of us. 282 00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:19,729 Not enough beads to go around. 283 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,149 And then, all of a sudden, 284 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,483 there's no place for Tim. 285 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,152 Tim doesn't fit anymore. 286 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,572 Oh, no! What about Tim? 287 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,327 So keep quiet. Stay out of my way. 288 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,204 Or there's gonna be cutbacks. 289 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,625 You can't be fired from your own family. 290 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,424 Can you? 291 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:09,487 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 292 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:10,780 Wake up, little half... 293 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,408 What's the use? 294 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,661 Arise for a nutritious breakfast! 295 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,288 It's 7:00 a.m. 296 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,422 Oh, what's wrong, Timothy? 297 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,633 Has that little dwarf made you blue? 298 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:30,967 Mmm-hmm. 299 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,762 Then I shall cast upon him a great curse! 300 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:36,264 He shall not pass! 301 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,807 It's no use, Wizzie. 302 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,809 He's got Mom and Dad completely fooled. 303 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,979 If they knew what I knew, they'd never let him stay. 304 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,816 Perhaps your parents need to be enlightened. 305 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,110 With a great curse! 306 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,528 They shall not pass! 307 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,572 Yeah. I need to enlighten them... 308 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,866 with proof! 309 00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,576 That's what I need, proof! 310 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,912 Expose his dark magic! 311 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:06,836 Testing, testing. 312 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,338 Testing, testing. 313 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,009 Maybe they can return him to the store... 314 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,344 and get their money back! 315 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,137 We could buy a bouncy house! 316 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,684 Godspeed, Tim! It's 8:45 a.m. 317 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,149 Ninja. 318 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:31,528 Ninja. 319 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:44,833 Ninja. 320 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,209 Whoa! 321 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,842 Ninja. 322 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,110 Babies everywhere! They're spreading. 323 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,904 Mom! Dad! What's going on? 324 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,075 It's an invasion! 325 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:20,660 Ah! 326 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,579 It's a play date! 327 00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:24,539 Aw! 328 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,249 That's a keeper. 329 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,585 It's a meeting, and you won't be attending. 330 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,053 We'll see about that. 331 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,723 Thank you all for coming here on such short notice. 332 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,099 Now, before we begin... 333 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:45,894 Yes, sir! 334 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,270 - Sure is! - Affirmative! 335 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,105 Jimbo, run some interference. 336 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:51,733 Hey! 337 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,026 We babies 338 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,527 - are having a crisis! - Oh, no! 339 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:55,653 - That's awful! - Horrible! 340 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:56,821 What is it? 341 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,615 It's simpler if I just show you. 342 00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,741 Teddy, if you please. 343 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,618 Let's put on a show. 344 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:02,952 Oh. 345 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:04,829 Here we go! 346 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,331 Jimbo, hit the lights. 347 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:11,294 You see, babies aren't getting as much love as we used to. 348 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,171 Why? Have we been bad? 349 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,297 No, Staci. 350 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,132 But I'll tell you who is. 351 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:19,677 Behold our mortal enemy. Puppies! 352 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:20,804 Aw! 353 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,098 No! That's exactly the problem. 354 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,683 Puppies? What's the deal with puppies? 355 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:26,976 Throughout history... 356 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,145 people have loved babies 357 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,314 more than anything in the world. 358 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,149 We've always been a must-have item... 359 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,610 number one on every wish list. 360 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:38,655 Puppies were merely accessories. 361 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:43,326 But all that changed when the puppies began coming out... 362 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,495 with new designer models. 363 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,289 Each one more adorable than the last. 364 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,208 Remember the Labradoodle? 365 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,543 The Peekapoo? 366 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:52,794 The Chiweenie? 367 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,629 Try to say "Chiweenie" without smiling. 368 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:55,797 Chiwee... 369 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,173 Not possible. Don't waste your time. 370 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,341 We all laughed 371 00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,843 at the Shar Pei. 372 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,970 And now it's number one in China. 373 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:03,388 - Oh, no. - That's terrible! 374 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,306 - Horrible! - Yes. 375 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:06,808 And it gets even worse. 376 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,269 Francis Francis, the CEO of Puppy Co, 377 00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,687 made this announcement. 378 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,188 Teddy, roll the clip. 379 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,357 And we are on schedule... 380 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:18,027 to release the most adorable puppy ever. 381 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:21,656 We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas! 382 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,408 Watch out, world! 383 00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:26,202 It's gonna crush the competition! 384 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,246 - Yay! - No, Jimbo. 385 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,582 No "yay"! We are the competition! 386 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,083 This is war. 387 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,711 Puppies are winning, and babies are losing. 388 00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:35,712 Thank you, Teddy. 389 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,922 And if this new puppy is as cute as we fear... 390 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:40,592 it could put the baby business out of business, baby. 391 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:41,759 That's awful! 392 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:42,886 Bad news, baby! 393 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,387 What are we going to do? 394 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:46,890 My job is to find out exactly what that new puppy is... 395 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,725 so that Baby Corp can stop it. 396 00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,226 And you're going to help me. 397 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:51,102 - Genius! - Home run! 398 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,270 You still got it, boss! 399 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:53,229 Yay! 400 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:54,105 Yay. 401 00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:56,149 Now, your parents all work for Puppy Co. 402 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,485 So have you learned anything from them? 403 00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,903 - Yes, sir! - Sure did! 404 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,237 Fantastic. Triplets, go! 405 00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:02,155 - A. - B. 406 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,239 - C. - D. 407 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,617 No, what have you learned about the new puppy? 408 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:06,910 Yay, puppy! 409 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,786 No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil. 410 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,246 Staci, read back the notes. 411 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,957 I can't read. What's it say? 412 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:17,962 This is my team? 413 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:20,840 A muscle-head, a bunch of yes men, and a doodler? 414 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:21,799 - Exactly! - Affirmative! 415 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:22,634 Good call. 416 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,760 - Oh, yeah! - Nice one, BB! 417 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,011 Gotcha! 418 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:29,182 Put that cookie down. Cookies are for closers. 419 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,934 - Let's have another show! - No, Teddy, no! 420 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,769 - How about a hug? - No more shows! 421 00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:33,520 Boss? 422 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,063 There's plenty of love to go around. 423 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,147 Go to sleep! 424 00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:37,357 Nighty-night. 425 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:38,358 - Boss! - Boss! 426 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,484 - What? - Parents! 427 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,154 It's like they're having their own little meeting. 428 00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:50,453 - Isn't that adorable? - Who wants dessert? 429 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,622 God, this is so humiliating. 430 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,375 God, this is so humiliating. 431 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,043 Wait until Mom and Dad hear this. 432 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,964 Hey, Templeton, what you got there? 433 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,050 Oh, nothing. 434 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,510 Hand over the tape. 435 00:23:06,803 --> 00:23:07,804 Never! 436 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,981 Mom! Dad! Over here! 437 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,190 Hi, Timmy! 438 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,358 Hi! Anyway... 439 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,070 Flower power! 440 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,659 You can't get away from Johnny Law, simpleton. 441 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:32,579 Ha! 442 00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:36,040 Fasten your seat belt. Let's go! 443 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:42,839 Run, run, run. 444 00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:47,552 What? Hey! 445 00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:48,886 Ha-ha. 446 00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,013 Hmm. 447 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,681 Uh-oh. 448 00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:57,854 Run, run, run. 449 00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,522 Catch, catch, catch. 450 00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:04,861 Whoa! 451 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,697 Yes! 452 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:12,702 Oh, yeah! 453 00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:18,207 Let go, you little... 454 00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:20,460 Oh, look! The kids are finally getting along. 455 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:21,919 That's nice. 456 00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:38,895 Sayonara! 457 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:40,146 Ooh. 458 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:43,274 You wanna play? 459 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:44,901 Let's play. 460 00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:51,616 No! 461 00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:54,911 Save Boss! Save Boss! 462 00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:58,581 - Get him! - I got him! 463 00:24:58,748 --> 00:24:59,749 - I got him! - I got him! 464 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:08,091 You're toast, baby man! 465 00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:10,259 Upsies, I need upsies! 466 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:15,306 Who wants... 467 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:16,599 Cheese sticks! 468 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,855 Mom, Dad! I've got proof! 469 00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:27,110 Ah! 470 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,823 Oh, someone can't go down the stairs? Ha! 471 00:25:32,824 --> 00:25:36,828 Nothing can stop me! 472 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:47,046 Mom! Dad! Where are you guys? 473 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,214 Hello? 474 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,799 Where did everyone go? 475 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,677 Mom, Dad! The baby can talk! 476 00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:54,512 Oh, can he now? 477 00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:55,972 Wait, how did you... 478 00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:57,306 Hand over the tape, Timmy. 479 00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:58,975 Or Lam-Lam gets it, see? 480 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:00,810 No! 481 00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:03,229 What's that, Lam-Lam? You want a nose ring? 482 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:04,772 It's really not my scene, 483 00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:06,941 but who am I to judge? 484 00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,484 And an eyebrow ring? 485 00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:09,736 Seems like a little too much, 486 00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:10,903 - Lam-Lam. - Ah! 487 00:26:10,987 --> 00:26:12,864 How's that gonna look in a job interview? 488 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:13,865 Stop it! 489 00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:15,992 The tape, Timmy! Or I'm gonna rip, rip, rip. 490 00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:17,243 No! Let go! 491 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,411 - You let go! - You let go! 492 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:19,871 - Give me the tape! - Give me Lam-Lam! 493 00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:25,001 Whoops! Too far. 494 00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:27,086 Templeton! Templeton, let's be reasonable. 495 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,172 We can be reasonable, right? What are you doing? 496 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,257 You've been asking for this since you got here! 497 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:33,176 We can talk about this over a juice box! 498 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:34,844 Time for juice boxes is over. 499 00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:37,346 No, Templeton. You wouldn't. 500 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,599 Say bye-bye, baby! You're fired! 501 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:40,516 What are you doing? 502 00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:41,684 Nothing. 503 00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:46,856 My proof! 504 00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:48,691 Tim! Explain yourself! 505 00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:49,942 Yes, explain yourself. 506 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,778 It wasn't me! It was the baby's fault. 507 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,029 The baby's fault? 508 00:26:53,196 --> 00:26:54,947 It's true! He can talk. 509 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,742 They all can talk. They were having a meeting. 510 00:26:57,909 --> 00:26:59,035 There's something about puppies. 511 00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:01,370 It's one big baby con-spy-racy! 512 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,289 Timothy Leslie Templeton! 513 00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:04,874 We are very disappointed in you. 514 00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:07,376 - No, we're mad at you! - Exactly, we're mad at you. 515 00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:09,128 - Mad? - You need a time-out! 516 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,047 - You're grounded! - Yes, grounded! 517 00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:12,215 - For two... - Three! 518 00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:13,382 - Three days? - Weeks! 519 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:14,759 Weeks! Three weeks! 520 00:27:14,926 --> 00:27:16,761 For three... evers! 521 00:27:16,928 --> 00:27:17,720 Grounded? 522 00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:20,556 You're gonna stay in this house with your baby brother... 523 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,059 until you learn to get along. 524 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,311 Oh, great. 525 00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:30,483 It was my first time behind bars. 526 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,318 The big house. 527 00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:33,820 The lock-up. 528 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:36,072 Grounded for life. 529 00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:40,243 The minutes turned into hours, the hours into days. 530 00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:42,245 Every man has his breaking point. 531 00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:44,288 This was mine. 532 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:47,250 Blackbird singing 533 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:48,918 in the dead of night 534 00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:51,254 - Take these broken wings - Hey, that's my song. 535 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,089 And learn to fly 536 00:27:53,756 --> 00:27:56,008 All your life 537 00:27:56,843 --> 00:28:01,097 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 538 00:28:01,764 --> 00:28:03,599 It's okay, little halfling. 539 00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:06,352 Perhaps I can be of some assistance. 540 00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:10,940 Blackbird singing in the dead of night! 541 00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:15,611 Pray, take these broken wings and learn to fly! 542 00:28:15,778 --> 00:28:17,363 Fly, you fools! 543 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:19,240 Thanks, Wizzie. 544 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:21,033 But it's not the same. 545 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,828 If only I could reach my magical shank. 546 00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:26,497 I could break us out of this big house. 547 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,167 Psst! Templeton! 548 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:40,136 Templeton, we have to talk. 549 00:28:40,303 --> 00:28:41,304 Go away. 550 00:28:46,809 --> 00:28:50,062 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 551 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:52,815 Stop it! 552 00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:54,567 That's my song, not yours. 553 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:56,527 My parents wrote it just for me. 554 00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:58,988 Really? Your parents are Lennon and McCartney? 555 00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:01,365 No, Ted and Janice. 556 00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:02,825 You don't even know their names! 557 00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:04,577 You're just trying to steal them from me. 558 00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:05,995 You stole everything! 559 00:29:06,162 --> 00:29:07,830 You're the one who should be in jail! 560 00:29:08,331 --> 00:29:11,876 Look, it's time we put our differences aside. 561 00:29:15,004 --> 00:29:16,255 Oh, have you been... 562 00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:17,757 No! 563 00:29:18,341 --> 00:29:21,010 Where's HR when you need them? 564 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:31,938 Oh! 565 00:29:50,206 --> 00:29:50,957 Take it. 566 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,875 I don't want your filthy money. 567 00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:55,211 Look, I told you to stay out of my way. 568 00:29:55,378 --> 00:29:57,213 I can't! You're in my house. 569 00:29:57,380 --> 00:29:58,464 I don't wanna be here... 570 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:00,299 any more than you want me to be here. 571 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,301 Then why are you torturing me? 572 00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:04,971 The truth is I'm no ordinary baby. 573 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,055 Well, no kidding. 574 00:30:06,222 --> 00:30:08,307 I'm on a mission from above. 575 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:10,726 Are you the Baby Jesus? 576 00:30:11,227 --> 00:30:13,437 Yes. I'm the Baby Jesus. 577 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,398 No! 578 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:17,984 You see, I'm more middle management for the company. 579 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,111 The company? What company? 580 00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:21,278 Here. 581 00:30:22,071 --> 00:30:24,240 Take this. It'll explain everything. 582 00:30:24,407 --> 00:30:25,950 What do you want me to do with that? 583 00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:29,578 - I want you to suck it. - You suck it! 584 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:30,621 - No, it's for you to suck. - Ugh! 585 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:31,664 I'm not sucking that! 586 00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,332 - Suck it. - I don't know where it's been! 587 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:36,419 It's not where it's been. It's where it will take you. 588 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:37,586 Don't you wanna know... 589 00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:39,588 where babies really come from? 590 00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:43,592 Binky. Papish. Nuk-Nuk. 591 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,970 Boo-Boo. Bo-Bo. Bah-Bah. 592 00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:48,431 Chupie. Hushie-Baby. Tootsie. 593 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:50,641 It goes by many names. 594 00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:53,769 But through its power, you will know the truth. 595 00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:01,694 Come on, faster! 596 00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:09,869 Mommy! 597 00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:24,967 Where are we? 598 00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:27,470 Welcome to Baby Corp! 599 00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:31,348 Whoa! 600 00:31:33,684 --> 00:31:34,894 No way. 601 00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:38,147 - Thank you. - What? 602 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,485 Relax. They can't see us or hear us. 603 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:43,819 We're, like, virtual and stuff? 604 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:44,737 Yep. 605 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:45,863 You mean they won't feel this? 606 00:31:45,988 --> 00:31:47,656 - Nope. Nada. - Or this? 607 00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:48,741 Karate! 608 00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:51,452 Don't embarrass yourself, Templeton. 609 00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:52,536 I can still see you. 610 00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:54,580 So this is where babies come from? 611 00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:56,874 Where'd you think, the cabbage patch? 612 00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:58,000 Magic fairies? 613 00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:00,169 No, my parents told me that... 614 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:02,546 What? 615 00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:04,757 Ugh, no. That's disgusting. 616 00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:07,176 Yeah, it didn't sound right to me, either. 617 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,387 I can't believe my parents didn't tell me about this. 618 00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:12,556 If people knew where babies really came from, 619 00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:13,849 they'd never have one. 620 00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:15,726 Same thing with hot dogs, by the way. 621 00:32:15,893 --> 00:32:17,269 Going upsies! 622 00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:20,356 So how come I don't remember this place? 623 00:32:20,523 --> 00:32:21,357 Oh, you did. 624 00:32:21,524 --> 00:32:23,776 But after normal babies get their pacifiers taken away... 625 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:25,861 you forget all about Baby Corp. 626 00:32:26,028 --> 00:32:27,363 How come you're not normal? 627 00:32:27,530 --> 00:32:29,740 A few of us, the best of the best... 628 00:32:29,907 --> 00:32:31,534 are selected for the... 629 00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:33,452 Who-hoo! 630 00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:35,955 For the ultimate honor. 631 00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:38,541 Upper management. 632 00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:42,211 This, Templeton, is where all the action is. 633 00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:44,713 Nap time in Sector G. 634 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,299 So this whole place is run by babies? 635 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:48,384 Yep. 636 00:32:48,551 --> 00:32:50,719 My Dad says, "Those who can, do." 637 00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:52,304 "And those who can't, supervise." 638 00:32:52,555 --> 00:32:53,806 Your father is a hippie. 639 00:32:55,558 --> 00:32:56,934 What happens when you grow up? 640 00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:57,935 Well, we don't. 641 00:32:58,102 --> 00:33:01,397 We drink a super-secret baby formula that keeps us babies forever. 642 00:33:03,232 --> 00:33:05,734 Back to work! Formula break is over! 643 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,319 We're in a crisis here! 644 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:08,988 Don't you know we're in a crisis here? 645 00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:10,072 Who is that? 646 00:33:10,239 --> 00:33:12,783 That is my boss. Big Boss Baby. 647 00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:14,910 What is she screaming about? 648 00:33:15,077 --> 00:33:16,495 Well, see this pie chart? 649 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,956 Wow, it looks like a giant pie. 650 00:33:19,123 --> 00:33:21,584 It represents all the love there is in the world. 651 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:23,002 - I love pie. - Who doesn't? 652 00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:24,003 - Apple. - Fine. 653 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:25,087 - No, cherry! - Perfect! 654 00:33:25,254 --> 00:33:26,130 - Not pumpkin. - Okay. 655 00:33:26,297 --> 00:33:27,089 That's a vegetable. 656 00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:30,634 Point is, the puppies' slice is getting bigger and bigger. 657 00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:33,596 They're stealing all our love! 658 00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:35,764 Oh, just like you did to me. 659 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:36,932 Exactly. 660 00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:39,101 - Oh! - And if this keeps up... 661 00:33:39,268 --> 00:33:41,812 there might not be enough pie left for babies. 662 00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:42,938 No pie? 663 00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:44,773 No pie. 664 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,367 - So, my mission... - Whoa! 665 00:33:55,451 --> 00:33:57,286 ...is to find out what this new puppy is. 666 00:33:57,453 --> 00:33:59,455 So you're, like, on a spy mission? Cool! 667 00:33:59,622 --> 00:34:02,291 Yes! Cool! And if... When I succeed... 668 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,835 I'll become a Baby Corp legend. 669 00:34:05,002 --> 00:34:07,630 Like Super Big Boss Baby, Mega Boss Baby... 670 00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:09,632 Seriously Big Boss Baby... 671 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:11,383 and him. 672 00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:14,136 Whoa, now that's a big, fat baby. 673 00:34:14,887 --> 00:34:16,722 No, that's Big Fat Boss Baby. 674 00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:20,643 This is Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby. 675 00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:22,561 He was the youngest Chief Executive Infant 676 00:34:22,645 --> 00:34:24,146 in the history of the company. 677 00:34:24,313 --> 00:34:25,981 Was? What happened to him? 678 00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:27,816 Retired, years ago. 679 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:29,985 But I still try and live up to his legend. 680 00:34:30,152 --> 00:34:31,820 In every situation, I ask myself... 681 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:33,989 "W-W-S-C-B-F-B-B-D? 682 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:37,326 "What Would Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby Do?" 683 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:40,871 So that's all you get? Your picture on the wall? 684 00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:42,331 Come here! 685 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,083 I'll get a promotion. 686 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,210 The corner office... 687 00:34:46,377 --> 00:34:48,212 with my own private potty. 688 00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:49,755 Wow. 689 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:52,341 So when you're done, you're coming back here? 690 00:34:52,508 --> 00:34:54,093 A-S-A-P, T-i-m. 691 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,845 I'm not a family man. I belong behind a desk. 692 00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:58,847 - That's awesome! - I know, right? 693 00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:00,224 Whoo! 694 00:35:00,349 --> 00:35:01,517 - Pew pew. - What? 695 00:35:01,684 --> 00:35:05,187 So help me, I will nail his diaper to the wall! 696 00:35:05,354 --> 00:35:07,523 Have we heard anything from that little Boss Baby... 697 00:35:07,690 --> 00:35:09,191 that we sent down to the Templetons? 698 00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:10,901 - I don't know. - You're fired! 699 00:35:11,068 --> 00:35:11,860 Oh, no. 700 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:13,195 You're all fired! 701 00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:15,197 The pet convention is in two days. 702 00:35:15,364 --> 00:35:16,865 If he doesn't come up with answers... 703 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,617 he is fired, retired! 704 00:35:18,909 --> 00:35:20,536 - Gone! - Tour's over. 705 00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:24,873 What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about? 706 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,293 She's demanding actual results. 707 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:30,337 The pet convention is in two days, and I've got nothing! 708 00:35:32,131 --> 00:35:33,382 That's her! Don't answer it! 709 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,263 Ah! Huh? 710 00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:40,764 Ah! 711 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:41,890 Stress nap! 712 00:35:45,144 --> 00:35:47,438 If I don't find out what that new puppy is and fast... 713 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:49,231 not only will I not get that promotion... 714 00:35:49,398 --> 00:35:50,649 I could get fired! 715 00:35:52,443 --> 00:35:53,402 Hey, relax. 716 00:35:53,569 --> 00:35:55,779 I'm sure there's other cool jobs for babies, right? 717 00:35:55,946 --> 00:35:58,073 Meanwhile, two days goes by like that. 718 00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,325 You better start packing. 719 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:00,159 What? 720 00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:01,452 Ooh! 721 00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:02,911 You don't get it, Templeton. 722 00:36:03,078 --> 00:36:05,581 If I'm fired, they'll take away my formula. 723 00:36:05,748 --> 00:36:07,624 I will turn into a normal baby... 724 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,585 and live here forever with you. 725 00:36:09,752 --> 00:36:11,045 - No! - Yes! 726 00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:12,921 And I promise you this... 727 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:15,507 Every morning you wake up... 728 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:18,427 I'll be there. Shh. 729 00:36:19,053 --> 00:36:20,471 Every night, at dinner... 730 00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:22,556 I'll be there. 731 00:36:22,723 --> 00:36:24,391 Every birthday party... 732 00:36:24,558 --> 00:36:26,560 I'll be there. 733 00:36:26,727 --> 00:36:28,145 Every Christmas! 734 00:36:28,312 --> 00:36:29,480 I'll be there 735 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:32,232 Year after year after year. 736 00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:34,234 We will grow old together. 737 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,656 You and I... 738 00:36:44,453 --> 00:36:46,330 ...will be brothers. 739 00:36:47,081 --> 00:36:47,956 Always. 740 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:50,167 - No. No, this is terrible! - I know. 741 00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:52,002 - This can't be happening. - But it is! 742 00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:53,295 - You can't stay here! - I can't! 743 00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:55,089 - Don't panic! - But it feels right! 744 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:57,091 I know, but we have to fix this. 745 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,802 We have to make sure you don't get fired. 746 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:00,636 We? 747 00:37:01,637 --> 00:37:02,304 We. 748 00:37:02,471 --> 00:37:03,764 I will help you... 749 00:37:04,932 --> 00:37:06,141 but just to get rid of you. 750 00:37:06,308 --> 00:37:07,518 Deal? 751 00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:10,270 Deal. 752 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:12,022 Here's to never seeing you again. 753 00:37:12,189 --> 00:37:13,690 Back at ya, baby. 754 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,612 Now let's get to work. 755 00:37:18,779 --> 00:37:20,322 Come on, come on, come on. 756 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:21,657 Slice! 757 00:37:21,824 --> 00:37:23,200 No, no. 758 00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:26,328 There's nothing here about a new puppy. 759 00:37:26,495 --> 00:37:27,830 Aren't you gonna do any work? 760 00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:29,331 I'm very busy delegating. 761 00:37:30,207 --> 00:37:32,042 He drains it! 762 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,837 So once we find the file on the new puppy... 763 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,004 what do we do then? 764 00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:37,714 Send in the baby ninjas? 765 00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:38,882 Even better. 766 00:37:39,049 --> 00:37:40,843 I'm going to write the perfect memo. 767 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:42,177 - Boom! - Boom! 768 00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:44,638 Wait. What's a memo? 769 00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:48,016 A memo is something you write to give people information. 770 00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:50,686 That's your plan? You're gonna write a book report? 771 00:37:50,853 --> 00:37:52,521 That's so boring. 772 00:37:52,688 --> 00:37:53,897 No, Templeton. 773 00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:56,692 Memos are for important things. 774 00:37:56,859 --> 00:37:59,236 A memo can bring people together. 775 00:37:59,403 --> 00:38:01,905 A memo can be a call to arms... 776 00:38:02,072 --> 00:38:04,658 a manifesto, a poem. 777 00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:07,536 A memo can change the world. 778 00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:11,331 Wow! When you explain it like that... 779 00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:13,083 it still sounds boring. 780 00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:15,085 You'll learn, kid. 781 00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:16,253 You'll learn. 782 00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:18,589 Wait a second. This is it! 783 00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,090 What? What is it? 784 00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:22,718 Check this out. Take Your Kid to Work Day. 785 00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:27,389 Ugh! People take children to a place of business? Why? 786 00:38:27,556 --> 00:38:28,932 Because it's awesome! 787 00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:31,059 It's disgusting. 788 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,395 Don't you see? We can get inside Puppy Co... 789 00:38:33,562 --> 00:38:35,063 and find out what the new puppy is! 790 00:38:36,607 --> 00:38:38,233 What's the point? 791 00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:39,860 You're grounded. 792 00:38:40,027 --> 00:38:42,070 Your parents aren't going to take us anywhere. 793 00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,574 You're right. They think we hate each other. 794 00:38:45,741 --> 00:38:47,409 Hate is a strong word. 795 00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:49,036 It's the right word, but still. 796 00:38:49,745 --> 00:38:53,081 We have to convince them that we're actual brothers. 797 00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:54,082 Right. 798 00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,792 That we... 799 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:57,211 Loathe? 800 00:38:57,377 --> 00:38:58,378 No. 801 00:38:58,545 --> 00:38:59,379 Like! 802 00:38:59,546 --> 00:39:00,797 No. That we... 803 00:39:01,924 --> 00:39:03,467 La, la, la... 804 00:39:03,634 --> 00:39:04,760 La, la, la... 805 00:39:04,927 --> 00:39:06,220 Le, le, le... 806 00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:09,139 No. 807 00:39:09,306 --> 00:39:11,725 No way. No. You don't mean... 808 00:39:12,226 --> 00:39:13,894 Love each other. 809 00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:18,190 I just threw up a noodle and swallowed it. 810 00:39:18,899 --> 00:39:20,651 - Here comes the choo-choo train! - No. 811 00:39:20,776 --> 00:39:21,777 - Choo, choo, chugga, chugga. - No choo-choo! 812 00:39:21,944 --> 00:39:24,821 Hold the train! No! It looks like it's already been eaten! 813 00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:26,448 Who's there? I got a racket! 814 00:39:26,615 --> 00:39:27,908 What's going on in here? 815 00:39:28,075 --> 00:39:30,285 I'm just feeding the baby. 816 00:39:30,452 --> 00:39:31,453 Um... 817 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:32,788 They're watching. 818 00:39:33,956 --> 00:39:35,123 Choo-choo. 819 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,127 - Okay. - Okay. 820 00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:42,589 Choo-choo on that. 821 00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:46,802 I don't wear nautical. It's not even Friday! 822 00:39:46,969 --> 00:39:48,595 Come on, you're putting this thing on! 823 00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:50,847 You gonna make me? You can't make me, punk. 824 00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:56,103 - What have you done to me? - Stop! 825 00:39:56,270 --> 00:39:57,646 - Get back here! - No! 826 00:39:57,771 --> 00:39:59,147 Oh! No way. 827 00:40:00,274 --> 00:40:01,275 Come on! 828 00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:03,944 Tim, what are you doing in here? 829 00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:05,028 Oh, no. 830 00:40:05,195 --> 00:40:06,280 Hey, what's all the racket? 831 00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:09,533 Aw! Isn't he adorable? 832 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:13,662 Oh, I've got one for you, too! Ahoy, matey! 833 00:40:13,829 --> 00:40:14,746 What? 834 00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:15,622 Bummer. 835 00:40:15,789 --> 00:40:16,832 Smile! 836 00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:20,544 Smile for the camera. 837 00:40:20,711 --> 00:40:22,462 It makes me feel weak. 838 00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:24,673 - Who's ticklish? - It doesn't work on me. 839 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,966 - Here? - I'm dead down there. 840 00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:27,843 Come on, everyone has a tickle spot. 841 00:40:30,012 --> 00:40:32,180 "'I don't think I'll fit,' said Gretel." 842 00:40:32,848 --> 00:40:35,017 Come here, look at this. Shh! 843 00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:37,185 "'I could get in myself.' 844 00:40:37,352 --> 00:40:38,937 "And then, Hansel and Gretel... 845 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:41,565 "pushed the wicked old woman into the oven. 846 00:40:41,732 --> 00:40:45,277 "And the godless witch was miserably burnt to death." 847 00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:52,075 Let me get this straight. 848 00:40:52,242 --> 00:40:55,370 The story is about cannibalism and burning people alive. 849 00:40:55,537 --> 00:40:56,288 Yeah. 850 00:40:56,455 --> 00:40:58,540 No wonder kids are so messed up! 851 00:40:58,707 --> 00:41:00,876 Getting along is exhausting. 852 00:41:01,043 --> 00:41:01,918 Back at ya, Tim. 853 00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:04,087 You should have seen your face in that picture. 854 00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:05,297 You were all... 855 00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:08,717 I'm not used to being tickled. 856 00:41:08,884 --> 00:41:10,260 Once at a corporate retreat. 857 00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:11,428 But those things always get weird. 858 00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:13,555 What? You've never been tickled? 859 00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:14,890 What about your parents? 860 00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:18,894 Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. 861 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,897 You didn't have parents, did you? 862 00:41:22,064 --> 00:41:24,441 Tim, I may look like a baby... 863 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,943 but I was born all grown up. 864 00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:30,822 I can't even imagine not being a kid. 865 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:33,241 You missed out on your whole childhood? 866 00:41:35,619 --> 00:41:37,913 You never had someone to love you? 867 00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:43,168 You can't miss what you never had. 868 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,612 Wake up, little halflings! 869 00:42:10,779 --> 00:42:12,531 Hey, Tim. Wake up, buddy. 870 00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:14,449 - What? - Rise and shine! 871 00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:15,951 Is something wrong? Am I fired? 872 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:17,953 No, you're late for work. 873 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:18,954 What? 874 00:42:19,121 --> 00:42:21,206 It's Take Your Kid to Work Day! And you're the kid. 875 00:42:21,373 --> 00:42:23,125 You're officially un-grounded. 876 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:24,626 - Really? - Really. 877 00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:26,461 Can the baby come, too? 878 00:42:26,628 --> 00:42:27,796 I don't see why not. 879 00:42:27,963 --> 00:42:30,924 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 880 00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:31,800 Yeah! 881 00:42:31,967 --> 00:42:33,552 I wish I was that excited for work. 882 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,137 Oh, look, it's my spatula. 883 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:41,893 Ow! 884 00:42:52,738 --> 00:42:54,823 Every time I move I lose 885 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:56,533 When I look I'm in 886 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,244 And every time I turn around 887 00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:01,913 I'm back in love again 888 00:43:02,873 --> 00:43:04,791 Back in love again 889 00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:06,168 Yeah, baby. 890 00:43:06,501 --> 00:43:08,044 Seems like, seems like 891 00:43:08,170 --> 00:43:10,505 Back in love 892 00:43:10,881 --> 00:43:14,509 All right, gentlemen. Welcome to Puppy Co. 893 00:43:26,688 --> 00:43:28,565 Wow! This is awesome! 894 00:43:28,732 --> 00:43:29,566 And Tim, look! 895 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,110 They have a puppy pool and everything! 896 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:33,528 Isn't that sanitary? 897 00:43:33,695 --> 00:43:36,072 Hey, bud, you wanna get a picture with Puppy Co Pete? 898 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,201 Uh... 899 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,371 No, thanks. It's probably too scary for the baby. 900 00:43:43,538 --> 00:43:44,414 Nice call. 901 00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:49,044 Your dad and I have some work to do. 902 00:43:49,211 --> 00:43:51,546 You wanna come up to the office and hang out with us? 903 00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:53,548 We'll stick your brother in the Puppy Zone... 904 00:43:53,715 --> 00:43:55,550 while we have a little Tim time. 905 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:56,968 Tim time? 906 00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:58,720 Dad and I know we haven't been able 907 00:43:58,887 --> 00:44:00,472 to do as much with you as we used to. 908 00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:02,224 So, what do you say? 909 00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:05,727 Mmm. 910 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:12,108 No, thanks. 911 00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:13,944 I'd rather spend time with the baby. 912 00:44:14,069 --> 00:44:15,070 Huh. 913 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,655 - Oh, so cute. - Oh, that's so sweet. 914 00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:21,827 Way to keep your eyes on the prize, Templeton. 915 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:24,621 We find out what the new puppy is, and I go home. 916 00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:27,249 You guys stay in the Puppy Zone, okay? 917 00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:28,917 Okay, bye! 918 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:30,460 Oh... 919 00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:45,433 Yeah! Yoo-hoo! 920 00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:48,478 Aha! 921 00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:50,814 That's where we'll find the secret file on the new puppy. 922 00:44:50,981 --> 00:44:52,357 We'll never get through that door. 923 00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:53,942 No, not that door. 924 00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:56,611 The doggy door. 925 00:44:57,988 --> 00:44:59,948 But how do we get past the guard? 926 00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:03,118 Ah! 927 00:45:03,952 --> 00:45:06,329 No, no, no. No way. 928 00:45:06,496 --> 00:45:07,330 No! 929 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:12,127 Itchy, plushy, puppy pants! 930 00:45:15,297 --> 00:45:16,798 Aw, what a cute, little pup... 931 00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:17,966 Ow! 932 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,634 Yay! 933 00:45:19,801 --> 00:45:21,511 - Kids. - Psst! 934 00:45:21,636 --> 00:45:22,971 Get down. 935 00:45:26,850 --> 00:45:28,643 All the way down. 936 00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:33,315 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 937 00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:40,488 Arf! 938 00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:48,663 Hey! 939 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:53,543 Fetch! 940 00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,172 What am I doing? 941 00:45:57,839 --> 00:45:59,382 - Whoa! - Oh, no! 942 00:46:02,052 --> 00:46:03,678 Hmm. 943 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,521 Yes! 944 00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:17,984 What a good boy. 945 00:46:18,068 --> 00:46:19,402 No. No biting. 946 00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:24,699 Timothy Templeton, office ninja. 947 00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:25,909 - Ha! - Shh! 948 00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:27,786 - Over here. - What is it? 949 00:46:27,953 --> 00:46:30,121 Ooh. It's gotta be in here. 950 00:46:30,372 --> 00:46:33,541 It's begging us to go in. 951 00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:38,546 Wow. 952 00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:40,590 That's a lot of paperwork. 953 00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:43,051 Huh. I thought puppies shredded everything. 954 00:46:47,389 --> 00:46:49,099 This is getting creepy. 955 00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:50,809 I've come for your soul. 956 00:46:50,976 --> 00:46:51,893 Cut it out! 957 00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:53,728 Wait! 958 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:55,605 That's it! 959 00:46:55,772 --> 00:46:56,648 The file! 960 00:46:56,898 --> 00:46:58,149 See! I was right. 961 00:46:58,233 --> 00:46:59,401 Ah! 962 00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:02,320 No. I've seen this before somewhere. 963 00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:04,614 We've gotta find something to replace it with. Ow! 964 00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:06,700 You're right. Like another file. Ow! 965 00:47:06,783 --> 00:47:08,326 Yes! A file with the same weight. Ow! 966 00:47:08,410 --> 00:47:10,704 So it can be placed in the exact same position. Ah! 967 00:47:10,787 --> 00:47:11,788 With the exact same weight. 968 00:47:11,913 --> 00:47:12,914 You already said that. Ah! 969 00:47:13,081 --> 00:47:15,834 I know I said it. Ow, hey, you hit me twice. Ow! 970 00:47:15,917 --> 00:47:17,627 Make it a third time. Wait! 971 00:47:17,794 --> 00:47:19,337 I think I've seen one here. 972 00:47:21,631 --> 00:47:24,009 Smead manila, pressboard edges. 973 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:26,428 About 50 ounces. No, 49. 974 00:47:26,594 --> 00:47:27,512 Try this one. 975 00:47:28,263 --> 00:47:29,097 Wait! 976 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:34,269 Now it's perfect. 977 00:47:43,111 --> 00:47:44,112 Oof. 978 00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:47,323 Yes! 979 00:47:56,958 --> 00:47:57,959 - Uh-oh. - Oops. 980 00:48:04,883 --> 00:48:06,468 I feel like we should run. 981 00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:09,345 I know, but it's just so mesmerizing. 982 00:48:10,972 --> 00:48:12,390 I kind of wanna see how it ends. 983 00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:13,475 Yeah, me too. 984 00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:22,650 Well, that didn't end well. 985 00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:26,571 What? 986 00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:32,702 What the...? 987 00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:38,208 Thanks for dropping in, kids. 988 00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:39,751 Francis Francis? 989 00:48:39,918 --> 00:48:42,253 I see you've met my big brother, Eugene. 990 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:44,005 A man of few words. 991 00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:46,007 None, in fact. 992 00:48:46,174 --> 00:48:48,593 Can you put your head back on, please? 993 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:51,346 What is all this? 994 00:48:51,513 --> 00:48:53,765 Surprise! 995 00:48:53,932 --> 00:48:56,684 A Baby Corp binky? Where did you get that? 996 00:48:56,893 --> 00:48:59,229 Oh, you don't recognize me? 997 00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:02,232 Perhaps from my youth! 998 00:49:04,192 --> 00:49:08,113 Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby? 999 00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:09,280 Whoa! 1000 00:49:09,531 --> 00:49:12,367 He is him? And him is you? 1001 00:49:12,534 --> 00:49:15,370 Except older and wrinklier. 1002 00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:19,124 That's not right. 1003 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:21,292 No. You were my hero! 1004 00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:23,253 How did you end up here? 1005 00:49:24,045 --> 00:49:25,505 You know what I do to little kids 1006 00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:27,090 who ask lots of questions about me? 1007 00:49:27,257 --> 00:49:28,258 Eugene! 1008 00:49:28,383 --> 00:49:29,384 Ah! 1009 00:49:34,222 --> 00:49:36,224 I read them my story. 1010 00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:39,727 And, I baked cookies! 1011 00:49:40,937 --> 00:49:42,438 Eugene, my chair. 1012 00:49:43,815 --> 00:49:47,277 Now, it all started at Baby Corp... 1013 00:49:47,443 --> 00:49:49,821 a long, long time ago. 1014 00:49:49,988 --> 00:49:52,323 I was a hotshot executive... 1015 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:54,242 headed straight to the top. 1016 00:49:54,409 --> 00:49:56,661 Everyone loved me. 1017 00:49:56,828 --> 00:49:59,164 They gave me a promotion, the corner office... 1018 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:00,665 my very own... 1019 00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:02,625 - Personal potty? - Shing! 1020 00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:04,919 I had it all. 1021 00:50:05,086 --> 00:50:06,087 But then one day... 1022 00:50:06,421 --> 00:50:08,339 I made a terrible discovery. 1023 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,800 I was getting old. 1024 00:50:10,967 --> 00:50:12,677 The formula wasn't working anymore. 1025 00:50:12,844 --> 00:50:16,097 It turns out I was lactose intolerant. 1026 00:50:16,264 --> 00:50:17,432 - No! - Yes! 1027 00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:20,518 I got called in to see the board of directors. 1028 00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:22,103 Who are the boring directors? 1029 00:50:22,270 --> 00:50:24,689 The biggest baby bosses of them all. 1030 00:50:24,856 --> 00:50:26,608 I thought they loved me. 1031 00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:29,360 But they replaced me with someone new. 1032 00:50:30,278 --> 00:50:31,613 Someone younger. 1033 00:50:31,779 --> 00:50:33,031 That's horrible. 1034 00:50:33,198 --> 00:50:35,950 All of a sudden, she got all the love... 1035 00:50:36,117 --> 00:50:37,785 all the attention. 1036 00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:40,788 You know how that feels, don't you, Tim? 1037 00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:42,790 It hurts, doesn't it? 1038 00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:46,002 Yeah. It does. 1039 00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:50,215 And then what happened? 1040 00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:51,883 Well... 1041 00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:53,635 They fired me! 1042 00:50:54,219 --> 00:50:56,888 And took away my special formula. 1043 00:50:57,055 --> 00:51:00,350 Then they sent me down to live with a... 1044 00:51:00,683 --> 00:51:02,310 - family! - Oh, Francis, no! 1045 00:51:02,477 --> 00:51:04,145 Baby Corp betrayed me! 1046 00:51:04,312 --> 00:51:07,398 And I'm finally going to get revenge... 1047 00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:10,902 ...with the Forever Puppy. 1048 00:51:11,069 --> 00:51:12,237 - Huh? - That's it? 1049 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:13,363 No, no. 1050 00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:15,698 Imagine a puppy that never grows up. 1051 00:51:15,865 --> 00:51:19,577 A puppy that stays a puppy forever. 1052 00:51:19,744 --> 00:51:21,412 Once I launch my Forever Puppies 1053 00:51:21,496 --> 00:51:23,164 to every corner of the world... 1054 00:51:23,373 --> 00:51:24,832 they'll be so adorable... 1055 00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:26,334 How cute! 1056 00:51:26,501 --> 00:51:31,214 ...no one will ever want a baby ever, ever again. 1057 00:51:31,673 --> 00:51:34,133 The end of Baby Corp! 1058 00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:39,389 Oh, please. 1059 00:51:39,555 --> 00:51:42,350 A puppy that never grows up? That's impossible! 1060 00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:43,935 Isn't it? 1061 00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:48,815 Oh, it was, until you brought me the key ingredient. 1062 00:51:51,859 --> 00:51:53,736 My secret formula. 1063 00:51:53,903 --> 00:51:55,697 It's mine! It's mine! 1064 00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:57,699 It's all mine. 1065 00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:58,533 No! 1066 00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:02,412 You brought me the very thing I needed to destroy Baby Corp. 1067 00:52:02,578 --> 00:52:03,913 - No! - Yes! 1068 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,082 You walked right into my trap! 1069 00:52:06,249 --> 00:52:08,084 - You'll never get away with this! - Yeah, not if we... 1070 00:52:08,251 --> 00:52:09,711 What? Tell? 1071 00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:12,088 Who are you gonna tell, Tim? Your parents? 1072 00:52:12,255 --> 00:52:13,256 Where are the boys? 1073 00:52:13,423 --> 00:52:15,091 I told them to stay in the Puppy Zone. 1074 00:52:15,258 --> 00:52:17,385 I'm taking them both with me to Las Vegas. 1075 00:52:17,552 --> 00:52:19,554 So stay out of my way. 1076 00:52:19,721 --> 00:52:23,266 I'd hate for them to get terminated. 1077 00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:25,268 Ha! They'd never leave us alone. 1078 00:52:25,435 --> 00:52:26,477 Oh, really? 1079 00:52:28,438 --> 00:52:30,898 Wait until they meet Puppy Co's certified... 1080 00:52:31,065 --> 00:52:34,110 in-house childcare expert. 1081 00:52:35,778 --> 00:52:36,779 Hoo-hoo-hoo. 1082 00:52:37,947 --> 00:52:39,324 Oh, no. 1083 00:52:42,410 --> 00:52:44,579 - Don't be nervous, buddy. - It's only overnight. 1084 00:52:44,746 --> 00:52:46,080 We'll be back before you know it. 1085 00:52:46,247 --> 00:52:48,333 Besides, you boys are in great hands. 1086 00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:53,129 That's right! 1087 00:52:53,296 --> 00:52:56,799 Eugenia is practically perfect in every way. 1088 00:52:56,966 --> 00:52:57,759 No. 1089 00:52:57,925 --> 00:52:59,302 Please don't go with him. 1090 00:52:59,427 --> 00:53:00,762 Francis Francis is trying to... 1091 00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:02,096 Oh, believe me... 1092 00:53:02,263 --> 00:53:04,932 Eugenia won't take her eyes off your children. 1093 00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:07,143 Not for one second. 1094 00:53:07,310 --> 00:53:09,020 That's very reassuring. 1095 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,439 Now you see them. 1096 00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:14,192 And now, you don't. 1097 00:53:16,444 --> 00:53:18,112 - Too-da-loo! - Hoo-hoo-hoo. 1098 00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:21,115 To the airport! 1099 00:53:33,795 --> 00:53:35,880 It's over. I'm through. 1100 00:53:36,047 --> 00:53:38,216 What do we do, Templeton? What do we do? 1101 00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:40,760 We have to get to the airport and stop Francis Francis... 1102 00:53:40,927 --> 00:53:42,345 before the plane takes off! 1103 00:53:42,512 --> 00:53:45,306 Yes! But how do we get past Scary Poppins down there? 1104 00:53:45,473 --> 00:53:47,350 Okay. There must be something we can do. 1105 00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:48,726 Uh... 1106 00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:56,692 Hey, it's not that bad. 1107 00:53:59,362 --> 00:54:00,279 Are you okay? 1108 00:54:03,616 --> 00:54:04,742 What's the matter with you? 1109 00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:08,996 Ah! Don't look at me! 1110 00:54:09,664 --> 00:54:10,873 Oh, no! 1111 00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:13,167 Without that formula, I turn into a normal baby. 1112 00:54:13,334 --> 00:54:15,962 You know, goo-goo, ga-ga. The whole bit! 1113 00:54:16,129 --> 00:54:17,130 Oh, no! 1114 00:54:17,255 --> 00:54:19,298 Ah! Gross! 1115 00:54:19,424 --> 00:54:20,550 - Blegh! - Ew, ew! 1116 00:54:20,633 --> 00:54:21,634 Ow! 1117 00:54:21,884 --> 00:54:24,303 I'm a ticking baby time bomb! 1118 00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:28,933 I'm going to turn into a puking, pooping, helpless baby! 1119 00:54:29,225 --> 00:54:32,061 Wait a second. That gives me an idea. 1120 00:54:32,228 --> 00:54:33,354 What? What is it? 1121 00:54:33,521 --> 00:54:35,565 I've been through a lot of babysitters... 1122 00:54:35,731 --> 00:54:37,900 and they all fear one thing. 1123 00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,998 Now, ladies, the secret to deep fried butter... 1124 00:54:52,165 --> 00:54:54,709 is a healthy dab of margarine. 1125 00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:55,793 Mmm. 1126 00:54:56,169 --> 00:54:57,837 Hey, Mr. Lady Man! 1127 00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:00,548 The baby. I think he's sick! 1128 00:55:03,092 --> 00:55:04,719 You gotta do something! 1129 00:55:06,262 --> 00:55:08,973 Oh, the horror! 1130 00:55:15,897 --> 00:55:17,982 - Templeton! - Delicious! 1131 00:55:21,319 --> 00:55:22,737 Gross! It got in your mouth! 1132 00:55:23,529 --> 00:55:25,406 It got in my mouth, too! 1133 00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:29,494 I think I'm gonna be sick! 1134 00:55:33,873 --> 00:55:34,707 Swirly! 1135 00:55:39,754 --> 00:55:41,797 There's only an hour before the plane takes off. 1136 00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:43,382 Whoa, whoa, who. Let's take the bike. 1137 00:55:43,549 --> 00:55:44,759 Uh, the bike? 1138 00:55:45,426 --> 00:55:46,719 I don't know. 1139 00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:48,221 Ah! 1140 00:55:48,304 --> 00:55:49,055 Let's move! 1141 00:55:49,222 --> 00:55:50,264 - Okay, but wait right here! - What? 1142 00:55:50,431 --> 00:55:51,849 Where are you going? Templeton! 1143 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,392 Always wear a helmet. 1144 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:57,396 Too-da-loo, toilet head! 1145 00:56:00,024 --> 00:56:01,609 Ha! You'll never catch us! 1146 00:56:18,668 --> 00:56:19,544 Staci! 1147 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:20,920 Staci, come in! 1148 00:56:21,087 --> 00:56:23,089 Oh, Staci! 1149 00:56:23,256 --> 00:56:24,966 - Is that you, boss? - Code red! 1150 00:56:25,132 --> 00:56:26,300 I'm being chased by a killer babysitter! 1151 00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:27,385 Gather the team! 1152 00:56:27,468 --> 00:56:28,511 On it, boss. 1153 00:56:29,095 --> 00:56:29,887 - Hello! - Hello! 1154 00:56:30,054 --> 00:56:31,264 - Hello! - Code red. 1155 00:56:31,430 --> 00:56:32,056 Got it! 1156 00:56:32,223 --> 00:56:34,267 Everybody loves babies 1157 00:56:34,350 --> 00:56:35,476 Everybody loves babies 1158 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:36,852 We got a code red. Repeat... 1159 00:56:37,019 --> 00:56:38,187 We got a code red! 1160 00:56:40,940 --> 00:56:42,525 What are you doing, Templeton? Go, go! 1161 00:56:42,692 --> 00:56:43,818 But that's jaywalking! 1162 00:56:43,985 --> 00:56:44,986 Here, I'll pay your ticket. 1163 00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:46,153 Go! 1164 00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:52,618 Ha-ha! 1165 00:56:54,078 --> 00:56:55,246 I think we lost him! 1166 00:56:56,872 --> 00:56:58,499 Oh, no, we didn't! 1167 00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:06,966 Flower power! 1168 00:57:09,218 --> 00:57:10,219 Huh? 1169 00:57:12,638 --> 00:57:13,973 - Mmm! - Mmm! 1170 00:57:19,145 --> 00:57:20,563 Pow, pow, pow! 1171 00:57:20,730 --> 00:57:21,939 Pow, pow, pow! 1172 00:57:22,064 --> 00:57:23,357 Ha-ha! That's my boy! 1173 00:57:25,151 --> 00:57:26,402 Poppy! 1174 00:57:36,495 --> 00:57:37,705 Run, run, run. 1175 00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:41,334 - Ha. - Huh? 1176 00:57:46,464 --> 00:57:47,298 Uh-oh. 1177 00:57:47,465 --> 00:57:48,924 Run, run, run. 1178 00:57:56,223 --> 00:57:57,141 Hmm? 1179 00:58:09,570 --> 00:58:11,155 Tim, you've gotta go faster! 1180 00:58:11,322 --> 00:58:12,657 I can't do it! 1181 00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:14,075 You can. 1182 00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:16,327 You've got it in you, Templeton. Now, eyes ahead. 1183 00:58:16,494 --> 00:58:17,703 I said eyes ahead, son! 1184 00:58:17,870 --> 00:58:20,039 Buttocks up! Now pedal like you mean it! 1185 00:58:20,206 --> 00:58:23,250 Either you run the day, or the day runs you. 1186 00:58:24,919 --> 00:58:25,711 Good! 1187 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:27,630 Uh-oh! 1188 00:58:27,797 --> 00:58:30,132 My training wheels! I can't ride without training wheels! 1189 00:58:30,299 --> 00:58:33,386 Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right! 1190 00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:34,720 What are you talking about? 1191 00:58:34,887 --> 00:58:37,431 The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton... 1192 00:58:37,598 --> 00:58:39,100 but rather a wild ride... 1193 00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:40,226 like a ship at sea. 1194 00:58:40,393 --> 00:58:41,727 And you're a sea captain... 1195 00:58:41,894 --> 00:58:43,604 taming a turbulent ocean! 1196 00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:48,275 I'm a sea captain, taming the ocean! 1197 00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:52,238 Ah! 1198 00:58:52,321 --> 00:58:53,072 Good! 1199 00:58:53,239 --> 00:58:54,907 Tree! I'm gonna hit it! 1200 00:58:55,074 --> 00:58:57,034 Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed. 1201 00:58:57,201 --> 00:58:58,619 - What? - Aim away from failure! 1202 00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:02,790 I'm doing it. I'm doing it! 1203 00:59:02,957 --> 00:59:04,875 Once success is a habit... 1204 00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:06,377 then it's all downhill. 1205 00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:08,170 Look! 1206 00:59:08,337 --> 00:59:09,714 There they are! Mom, Dad! 1207 00:59:12,174 --> 00:59:13,175 - Train! - Choo-choo! 1208 00:59:15,094 --> 00:59:15,928 Stop! 1209 00:59:16,846 --> 00:59:18,347 What are you doing? 1210 00:59:20,641 --> 00:59:21,642 We're gonna make it. 1211 00:59:21,726 --> 00:59:22,601 But I don't have a quote for this! 1212 00:59:25,646 --> 00:59:26,647 Wow! 1213 00:59:33,362 --> 00:59:34,572 Huh? 1214 00:59:37,658 --> 00:59:38,701 You did it! 1215 00:59:38,868 --> 00:59:40,828 No! We did it. 1216 00:59:41,287 --> 00:59:43,497 And all without your training wheels. 1217 00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:51,380 Coming through! 1218 00:59:51,547 --> 00:59:52,715 Baby on board! 1219 00:59:52,882 --> 00:59:54,008 Hang on to your diaper! 1220 00:59:55,468 --> 00:59:56,802 - Duck and cover! - Whoa! 1221 00:59:57,845 --> 00:59:59,597 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it, buddy! 1222 00:59:59,764 --> 01:00:01,348 I'm gonna need a strip search on two. 1223 01:00:06,145 --> 01:00:07,980 There they are! Mom, Dad! 1224 01:00:08,147 --> 01:00:09,231 Hey, not so fast! 1225 01:00:10,441 --> 01:00:11,442 Oh, no. 1226 01:00:13,152 --> 01:00:14,570 Ah, Templeton! 1227 01:00:14,737 --> 01:00:16,155 - Hey! - Sorry! 1228 01:00:19,450 --> 01:00:20,576 Hey, where'd you go? 1229 01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:22,661 Oh, no! 1230 01:00:22,828 --> 01:00:23,954 Not again! 1231 01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:25,289 Not now! 1232 01:00:26,791 --> 01:00:27,833 What the...? 1233 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:29,376 Ah! 1234 01:00:31,504 --> 01:00:32,338 No, no, no! 1235 01:00:32,505 --> 01:00:33,631 Come on! 1236 01:00:33,798 --> 01:00:35,633 I think I ate $1.75. 1237 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,011 Excuse me, coming through! Mom, Dad! 1238 01:00:39,887 --> 01:00:40,930 Hurry now! Move! 1239 01:00:41,096 --> 01:00:42,097 We don't wanna miss our flight! 1240 01:00:42,264 --> 01:00:43,891 - No! - I warned you! 1241 01:00:44,725 --> 01:00:45,726 Wait! 1242 01:00:47,186 --> 01:00:48,479 - No! - No. 1243 01:00:48,646 --> 01:00:50,439 Mom, Dad! Stop! 1244 01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:53,192 No! 1245 01:00:54,193 --> 01:00:56,153 No, no, no. 1246 01:01:00,366 --> 01:01:01,951 They're gone. 1247 01:01:03,619 --> 01:01:04,662 I failed. 1248 01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:07,540 I would've gotten to my parents 1249 01:01:07,665 --> 01:01:09,041 if I didn't have to go back for you! 1250 01:01:09,208 --> 01:01:11,585 What? We would have been here in plenty of time... 1251 01:01:11,752 --> 01:01:13,671 if you knew how to ride a bike like a normal kid! 1252 01:01:13,838 --> 01:01:15,965 We're never going to stop the launch on time. 1253 01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:18,217 Who cares? My parents are in danger. 1254 01:01:18,384 --> 01:01:21,011 I care! Baby Corp is going to go out of business. 1255 01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:23,013 Ugh! That's all you ever talk about. 1256 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:25,641 You don't even know what it's like to be part of a family. 1257 01:01:25,808 --> 01:01:27,685 And you don't know what it's like to have a job! 1258 01:01:27,852 --> 01:01:30,020 You don't know anything about hugs, 1259 01:01:30,145 --> 01:01:32,314 or bedtime stories, or special songs! 1260 01:01:32,481 --> 01:01:34,942 Oh, please! Stop acting like a baby. 1261 01:01:35,109 --> 01:01:36,068 You're a baby! 1262 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,862 You take that back. 1263 01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:40,114 My life was perfect until you showed up! 1264 01:01:40,281 --> 01:01:42,366 Oh, believe me, kid, the feeling is mutual. 1265 01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:43,450 I wish I'd never met you! 1266 01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,077 I wish you'd never been born! 1267 01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:57,548 Where are you going? 1268 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,051 Fine! 1269 01:02:09,351 --> 01:02:12,855 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 1270 01:02:13,856 --> 01:02:17,860 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 1271 01:02:19,028 --> 01:02:21,238 All your life 1272 01:02:22,948 --> 01:02:27,953 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 1273 01:02:31,290 --> 01:02:32,791 Would Timothy Templeton 1274 01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:34,627 please pick up the white courtesy phone? 1275 01:02:34,793 --> 01:02:36,962 Timothy Leslie Templeton, 1276 01:02:37,046 --> 01:02:39,256 please pick up the white courtesy phone. 1277 01:02:39,340 --> 01:02:41,091 Leslie. 1278 01:02:42,801 --> 01:02:43,636 Hello? 1279 01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:46,013 It's me. Don't hang up, Tim! 1280 01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:51,560 Tim, I wasn't born. I was hired. 1281 01:02:51,727 --> 01:02:52,978 What do you mean? 1282 01:02:53,145 --> 01:02:55,689 Baby Corp is the only home I've ever known. 1283 01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:59,693 So you're right. I don't know what it's like... 1284 01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:01,153 to be part of a family. 1285 01:03:03,614 --> 01:03:04,949 But I do care. 1286 01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:06,158 You do? 1287 01:03:06,325 --> 01:03:07,534 Yeah. 1288 01:03:07,701 --> 01:03:11,622 And the only way to save both is to stop Francis Francis. 1289 01:03:11,789 --> 01:03:12,623 Yeah. 1290 01:03:12,790 --> 01:03:14,625 I can't do this without you, Tim. 1291 01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:17,127 I need you. 1292 01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:18,921 I guess we do make a pretty good team. 1293 01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:20,005 No. 1294 01:03:20,422 --> 01:03:23,467 Literally, I can't reach the door knobs. 1295 01:03:23,634 --> 01:03:24,843 Oh, right. 1296 01:03:25,594 --> 01:03:26,971 Don't worry, Tim. 1297 01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:28,806 We're gonna save your parents. 1298 01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,225 And your company. 1299 01:03:31,892 --> 01:03:33,769 But how do we get to Vegas now? 1300 01:03:33,936 --> 01:03:36,021 We're gonna need a miracle. 1301 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:37,314 Ah! 1302 01:03:46,365 --> 01:03:47,616 Follow that Elvis! 1303 01:03:47,783 --> 01:03:48,784 Why? 1304 01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:50,995 Where there's Elvis, there's Vegas! 1305 01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:53,080 - There's another one! - Hey! Ha! 1306 01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:54,415 - And another one! - Mmm-hmm. 1307 01:03:54,999 --> 01:03:56,250 Elvises everywhere! 1308 01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:59,670 Tim, there's our flight! 1309 01:04:00,045 --> 01:04:01,338 And there goes our ticket! 1310 01:04:08,429 --> 01:04:09,722 Hey! Don't be cruel! 1311 01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:11,098 Sorry! 1312 01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:13,058 - Well, thank you! - Oh, baby! 1313 01:04:13,225 --> 01:04:14,476 Well, thank you very much. 1314 01:04:14,643 --> 01:04:16,103 Hello. 1315 01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:17,938 Hi. 1316 01:04:18,105 --> 01:04:19,857 Ticket please. 1317 01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:21,275 One moment. 1318 01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:24,611 It's been stolen! 1319 01:04:24,820 --> 01:04:27,072 Impersonating an Elvis impersonator? 1320 01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:27,781 Get him! 1321 01:04:27,823 --> 01:04:28,866 Humina, humina, humina. 1322 01:04:30,284 --> 01:04:30,951 Stop! 1323 01:04:32,119 --> 01:04:33,287 The ghost of Elvis! 1324 01:04:33,412 --> 01:04:35,581 Excuse me! Pardon me! Don't step on my blue suede shoes! 1325 01:04:35,748 --> 01:04:36,832 We gotta find seats! 1326 01:04:36,999 --> 01:04:38,125 Come on, this way! 1327 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:48,594 What is this place? 1328 01:04:48,761 --> 01:04:52,014 This, Templeton, is first class. 1329 01:04:52,181 --> 01:04:53,265 Why is it empty? 1330 01:04:53,432 --> 01:04:54,767 No one can afford it. 1331 01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:58,062 That's what makes it so wonderful. 1332 01:04:58,771 --> 01:05:00,647 Hello! This is Captain Ross. 1333 01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:02,816 Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach... 1334 01:05:02,983 --> 01:05:05,903 please fasten your seat belts. We're about to take off. 1335 01:05:07,029 --> 01:05:08,530 What's the matter, Templeton? 1336 01:05:09,281 --> 01:05:13,327 My parents always hold my hand during takeoff. 1337 01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:23,587 Boy, the stocks are crazy today. 1338 01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:34,098 Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Ross again. 1339 01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:36,183 As you can see, I've switched off the seat belt sign. 1340 01:05:36,350 --> 01:05:38,268 What are you two boys doing up here? 1341 01:05:38,977 --> 01:05:41,522 Oh, uh, we're Captain Ross's kids. 1342 01:05:41,688 --> 01:05:42,981 He told us to sit here. 1343 01:05:43,607 --> 01:05:46,401 Oh, well, can I get you special guys anything? 1344 01:05:46,568 --> 01:05:47,569 Anything? 1345 01:05:47,736 --> 01:05:49,071 Anything. 1346 01:05:50,989 --> 01:05:52,950 Aye! All right, Francis Francis. 1347 01:05:53,117 --> 01:05:55,744 This will teach you to kidnap the parents of One-Eyed Tim. 1348 01:05:57,037 --> 01:05:59,123 Oh, please. If only it were that easy. 1349 01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:00,541 What's your plan? 1350 01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:02,251 You're not gonna write a memo, are you? 1351 01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:04,419 Uh, no. 1352 01:06:04,878 --> 01:06:07,089 Come on. You said you never really had a childhood, right? 1353 01:06:07,256 --> 01:06:08,340 Why don't you give it a try? 1354 01:06:08,507 --> 01:06:09,883 - No, I can't. - It's fun! 1355 01:06:10,050 --> 01:06:11,760 Here, let's get you into character. 1356 01:06:11,927 --> 01:06:13,345 I don't know. I feel silly! 1357 01:06:13,512 --> 01:06:15,305 Go on! Say something mean to him. 1358 01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:16,765 All right, all right, all right. 1359 01:06:18,851 --> 01:06:22,187 So, you went to a community college, is it? 1360 01:06:22,354 --> 01:06:23,188 I don't know. 1361 01:06:23,355 --> 01:06:24,189 Keep going! 1362 01:06:24,356 --> 01:06:27,985 And you have the guts to ask me for a bonus, now? 1363 01:06:28,277 --> 01:06:29,528 - Ha! - See! 1364 01:06:29,695 --> 01:06:31,113 Now you're getting into it. 1365 01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,239 Huh? 1366 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,242 Well, blow me down. 1367 01:06:35,409 --> 01:06:37,536 Your exit interview is over! 1368 01:06:39,121 --> 01:06:40,497 - Hey, that was pretty good. - Ha! 1369 01:06:40,581 --> 01:06:41,582 Who was that guy anyway? 1370 01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,333 - The captain! - What? 1371 01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:46,795 - En garde! Ha-ha! - Whoa! 1372 01:06:52,134 --> 01:06:53,927 Ha! 1373 01:06:54,011 --> 01:06:55,012 Heave! 1374 01:06:55,637 --> 01:06:56,638 Ho! 1375 01:06:56,972 --> 01:06:57,973 Oh. 1376 01:06:59,641 --> 01:07:00,684 Thar she blows! 1377 01:07:07,274 --> 01:07:08,609 Watch your stern! 1378 01:07:09,443 --> 01:07:10,277 Aye! 1379 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,987 Dodge, parry, and thrust! 1380 01:07:12,154 --> 01:07:13,530 Sounds like a heck of a law firm! 1381 01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:15,657 Nice try! Heads up! 1382 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,743 You're fired! 1383 01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:20,412 And here's your severance package. Ha! 1384 01:07:20,579 --> 01:07:23,081 Wait. You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" 1385 01:07:23,248 --> 01:07:24,082 You're not? 1386 01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,793 You're supposed to end with "Argh!" 1387 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,337 Got it! Argh! 1388 01:07:30,172 --> 01:07:31,506 Hey, that's great! 1389 01:07:31,673 --> 01:07:33,467 Thanks! I just went with the flow. 1390 01:07:33,634 --> 01:07:34,635 Ladies and gentlemen, 1391 01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:35,719 and those in coach... 1392 01:07:35,886 --> 01:07:37,262 on the left side of the plane... 1393 01:07:37,429 --> 01:07:40,933 you can see we're approaching fabulous Las Vegas. 1394 01:07:45,771 --> 01:07:46,897 Land ho! 1395 01:07:47,064 --> 01:07:48,440 Ahoy, matey. 1396 01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:58,533 Bye, Dad! Thanks for the lift! 1397 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:00,160 - Okay. What? - Let's move. 1398 01:08:00,327 --> 01:08:01,411 Going to the Heartbreak Hotel? 1399 01:08:01,495 --> 01:08:02,371 I'm going to the Heartbreak Hotel. 1400 01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:03,413 - Me, too! - Me, too! 1401 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:04,414 Me, too! 1402 01:08:08,877 --> 01:08:10,587 We've gotta get to the convention center. 1403 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:12,047 Should we get a taxi? 1404 01:08:12,214 --> 01:08:15,425 Darn! I spent all my per diem. That's more our speed. 1405 01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:19,763 Right. 1406 01:08:21,056 --> 01:08:22,891 Excuse me, ladies. 1407 01:08:23,517 --> 01:08:24,810 Can we get a ride home? 1408 01:08:24,977 --> 01:08:28,480 Jimmy's been sick, and he needs his expensive medicine. 1409 01:08:28,563 --> 01:08:30,691 Aw... 1410 01:08:30,774 --> 01:08:32,276 Where do you live, sweetie? 1411 01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:34,945 The convention center. 1412 01:08:39,908 --> 01:08:41,451 Bye, sweetie! 1413 01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:42,995 Have a fun lady party! 1414 01:08:43,161 --> 01:08:44,621 Chicks dig babies. 1415 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:48,292 The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea. 1416 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:49,793 Whoa! 1417 01:08:49,876 --> 01:08:53,005 Oh, no! How are we gonna find my parents in here? 1418 01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:53,964 Tim! 1419 01:08:54,131 --> 01:08:55,132 Over there. 1420 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:56,842 Okay, now where's Puppy Co? 1421 01:08:57,009 --> 01:08:58,593 Puppy Co, Puppy Co, Puppy Co... 1422 01:08:58,677 --> 01:09:00,721 Aha! Here it is. Found it! 1423 01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:01,805 Hmm. 1424 01:09:02,264 --> 01:09:04,266 - Ah! - Aha! 1425 01:09:04,349 --> 01:09:05,642 But how did you...? 1426 01:09:06,184 --> 01:09:08,061 Hey! Where'd you go? 1427 01:09:12,983 --> 01:09:13,984 Not again! 1428 01:09:15,444 --> 01:09:17,237 Come on! I need you! 1429 01:09:18,113 --> 01:09:19,323 I'm back! I'm back. 1430 01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:21,867 What's going on? 1431 01:09:22,034 --> 01:09:23,035 That's right. 1432 01:09:23,201 --> 01:09:27,122 We're gonna launch a brand new puppy in every continent. 1433 01:09:27,289 --> 01:09:28,957 In every country! 1434 01:09:29,124 --> 01:09:31,293 We're going to take over the world, 1435 01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:33,795 one heart at a time. 1436 01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:38,759 - Tim, there they are! - Mom, Dad! 1437 01:09:38,925 --> 01:09:41,053 Imagine a puppy that never grows up... 1438 01:09:41,219 --> 01:09:43,180 never gets old. 1439 01:09:43,847 --> 01:09:48,018 A puppy that stays a puppy forever. 1440 01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:52,439 I give you the only thing you'll ever love... 1441 01:09:52,606 --> 01:09:55,025 the Forever Puppy! 1442 01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:01,073 Mommy? 1443 01:10:03,367 --> 01:10:05,118 - Aw... - Avert your eyes, Templeton! 1444 01:10:05,202 --> 01:10:06,203 Aw... 1445 01:10:07,913 --> 01:10:09,373 Hey! What are you doing here? 1446 01:10:10,624 --> 01:10:11,458 Mom, Dad! 1447 01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:12,918 What are they doing here? 1448 01:10:13,085 --> 01:10:14,795 What are Tim and the baby doing here? 1449 01:10:14,961 --> 01:10:17,255 What are any of us doing here, really? 1450 01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:19,216 What is going on here? 1451 01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:20,634 He's got my parents! 1452 01:10:20,801 --> 01:10:22,636 We're really here to get them. 1453 01:10:22,803 --> 01:10:23,553 Get them! 1454 01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,014 Get the Forever Puppy! 1455 01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:28,558 We've got to get backstage. 1456 01:10:31,144 --> 01:10:32,646 In there! 1457 01:10:33,021 --> 01:10:34,022 Argh! 1458 01:10:34,106 --> 01:10:35,315 - Ah! - Run! 1459 01:10:39,277 --> 01:10:40,695 Go, go, go! 1460 01:10:42,989 --> 01:10:45,534 Left, right! Left, right! Left, right! 1461 01:10:49,621 --> 01:10:50,622 Yes! 1462 01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:54,668 Whoa! 1463 01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:56,837 Fart. Poop. Doodie. 1464 01:10:57,754 --> 01:11:00,090 Look at all that formula. 1465 01:11:06,096 --> 01:11:07,973 Now that's how you launch a product. 1466 01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:08,849 Oh, no! 1467 01:11:09,850 --> 01:11:11,101 He's putting them under the rocket! 1468 01:11:13,437 --> 01:11:14,438 Whoa! 1469 01:11:23,530 --> 01:11:25,532 Elvis has left the building! 1470 01:11:28,660 --> 01:11:29,703 Woo-hoo! 1471 01:11:30,078 --> 01:11:31,580 Mom, Dad... 1472 01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:32,664 I'm coming! 1473 01:11:32,831 --> 01:11:34,916 Atta boy! Go, Tim! Go! 1474 01:11:35,041 --> 01:11:35,959 Go! Go! 1475 01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:37,043 Argh! 1476 01:11:37,252 --> 01:11:38,253 Ah! 1477 01:11:39,004 --> 01:11:40,172 Launch initiated. 1478 01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:42,299 I'm launching my Forever Puppies, 1479 01:11:42,424 --> 01:11:44,426 and there's nothing you can do about it! 1480 01:11:44,759 --> 01:11:45,760 No! 1481 01:11:46,928 --> 01:11:49,473 Baby Corp stole all the love from me... 1482 01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:51,808 and now I'm going to take it back from them. 1483 01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:53,560 You should understand what I'm talking about. 1484 01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:56,980 You got replaced just like me! 1485 01:11:57,147 --> 01:11:58,690 No! I'm nothing like you! 1486 01:11:58,857 --> 01:11:59,858 Bratty kid! 1487 01:12:00,025 --> 01:12:02,611 Let our parents go! His parents. The parents. 1488 01:12:02,777 --> 01:12:03,695 Yeah! 1489 01:12:03,862 --> 01:12:06,198 You could have had your parents' love all to yourself again! 1490 01:12:06,364 --> 01:12:07,240 But no! 1491 01:12:07,407 --> 01:12:08,325 You blew it! 1492 01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:10,785 You let that baby boss you around. 1493 01:12:10,952 --> 01:12:11,995 He doesn't work for me. 1494 01:12:12,162 --> 01:12:13,580 We're partners! Ha! 1495 01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:16,291 I'm not ticklish. 1496 01:12:16,958 --> 01:12:18,168 Hey! Where's the baby? 1497 01:12:18,335 --> 01:12:19,753 Everyone has a tickle spot! 1498 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:20,670 My ears! 1499 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,172 Stop it! 1500 01:12:23,173 --> 01:12:25,008 Grr! Little brats! 1501 01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,266 Nothing is going to get in the way 1502 01:12:33,350 --> 01:12:35,018 of my vengeance. 1503 01:12:35,185 --> 01:12:36,978 Not you, not anybody! 1504 01:12:37,145 --> 01:12:38,647 Baby Corp is through. 1505 01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:40,273 I win! Ha! 1506 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,316 Wrong! 1507 01:12:42,317 --> 01:12:44,194 You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" 1508 01:12:45,445 --> 01:12:47,239 - That's right! - What? 1509 01:12:47,405 --> 01:12:49,115 You're supposed to end with... 1510 01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:50,450 Argh! 1511 01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:52,327 En garde! 1512 01:12:54,788 --> 01:12:55,622 You're fired! 1513 01:12:55,789 --> 01:12:57,749 And here's your severance package! 1514 01:13:03,922 --> 01:13:05,632 Take that, you scurvy scallywag! 1515 01:13:05,799 --> 01:13:06,508 Argh! 1516 01:13:06,675 --> 01:13:08,468 One minute and counting. 1517 01:13:12,055 --> 01:13:13,265 - Help! - Anybody! 1518 01:13:14,266 --> 01:13:17,060 Tim! What are you doing? 1519 01:13:18,853 --> 01:13:19,854 No! 1520 01:13:20,188 --> 01:13:21,731 Mom, Dad, I'm coming! 1521 01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:22,983 - Tim? - Is that you? 1522 01:13:23,275 --> 01:13:25,235 Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I got this! 1523 01:13:25,402 --> 01:13:26,903 - Are you okay? - Is the baby all right? 1524 01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:28,029 Yes, the baby's fine. 1525 01:13:28,196 --> 01:13:29,322 Who was that? 1526 01:13:29,489 --> 01:13:30,949 That was me! 1527 01:13:31,116 --> 01:13:32,242 The baby's fine. 1528 01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:35,120 It won't budge! 1529 01:13:35,287 --> 01:13:36,496 What's happening? 1530 01:13:36,705 --> 01:13:37,664 Wait a second! 1531 01:13:37,998 --> 01:13:39,124 Hey. 1532 01:13:39,291 --> 01:13:40,625 I know a way to move my parents. 1533 01:13:40,792 --> 01:13:41,960 - How? - We can use the puppies! 1534 01:13:42,586 --> 01:13:43,378 Upsies. 1535 01:13:43,962 --> 01:13:45,171 I need upsies. 1536 01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:46,756 But what if you "go baby" again? 1537 01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:48,967 It'll be fine. Fine, fine. 1538 01:13:49,134 --> 01:13:50,051 Fine! 1539 01:13:50,218 --> 01:13:51,553 It'll be fine. 1540 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,597 Hang on to your diaper! 1541 01:14:01,730 --> 01:14:02,731 Whoa! 1542 01:14:03,898 --> 01:14:04,983 - Woo-hoo! - We're moving! 1543 01:14:05,150 --> 01:14:06,443 Why are we moving? 1544 01:14:06,610 --> 01:14:08,028 All right, Mom and Dad, hang on! 1545 01:14:09,362 --> 01:14:11,197 T-minus 30 seconds. 1546 01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:12,782 Oh, no! Wait! 1547 01:14:13,408 --> 01:14:14,451 Hold on! 1548 01:14:14,618 --> 01:14:15,827 Go, Tim! Get your parents... 1549 01:14:16,328 --> 01:14:17,495 out of here. 1550 01:14:18,622 --> 01:14:19,914 You've gotta jump! 1551 01:14:20,415 --> 01:14:22,083 Come on, it's a piece of cake! 1552 01:14:23,627 --> 01:14:25,211 No! No patty cake! Get down! 1553 01:14:26,546 --> 01:14:29,716 Don't cry. I'm sorry. Please don't cry! 1554 01:14:31,509 --> 01:14:32,636 20 seconds. 1555 01:14:37,098 --> 01:14:39,517 15 seconds. 1556 01:14:45,023 --> 01:14:48,860 Blackbird singing in the dead of night 1557 01:14:50,362 --> 01:14:54,157 Take these broken wings and learn to fly 1558 01:14:56,201 --> 01:14:58,119 All your life 1559 01:14:59,537 --> 01:15:04,292 You were only waiting For this moment to arise 1560 01:15:05,877 --> 01:15:06,961 - Three... - Gotcha! 1561 01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:09,047 ...two, one. 1562 01:15:09,214 --> 01:15:10,256 Blast off! 1563 01:15:23,269 --> 01:15:24,270 Yeah! 1564 01:15:26,064 --> 01:15:28,066 Hey, are you still in there? 1565 01:15:29,776 --> 01:15:30,694 Aha! 1566 01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:36,241 Ah! What happened? Did we win? 1567 01:15:36,408 --> 01:15:37,242 - We won! - We won? 1568 01:15:37,409 --> 01:15:40,120 - We won, we won, we won! - We won! Yes! 1569 01:15:41,663 --> 01:15:42,789 Victory nap! 1570 01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:43,873 Whoo-hoo! 1571 01:15:47,419 --> 01:15:48,545 You ruined everything! 1572 01:15:48,628 --> 01:15:49,629 - Whoa! - Ew! 1573 01:15:51,131 --> 01:15:53,049 It's not fair! It's not fair! 1574 01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:54,259 That's not right. 1575 01:15:54,968 --> 01:15:56,720 Now you're really going to pay! 1576 01:15:56,886 --> 01:15:59,848 Oh, yeah? It's time you pick on someone your own size! 1577 01:16:01,850 --> 01:16:02,851 What? 1578 01:16:04,644 --> 01:16:06,438 Eugene! You put me down! 1579 01:16:06,604 --> 01:16:08,440 You hear me? I am the boss of you! 1580 01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:18,783 This time, we'll raise him right. 1581 01:16:22,746 --> 01:16:25,081 I'm sure that's gonna turn out fine. 1582 01:16:25,582 --> 01:16:26,833 Tim, what's happening? 1583 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,585 Mom, Dad, hold on! 1584 01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:31,004 Yes! 1585 01:16:31,546 --> 01:16:32,839 - Tim? - Tim! 1586 01:16:33,006 --> 01:16:34,507 Tim! Are you okay? 1587 01:16:34,674 --> 01:16:35,759 I'm fine. We're fine. 1588 01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:36,926 You saved us. 1589 01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:38,344 You're our hero. 1590 01:16:38,511 --> 01:16:39,929 And a great big brother. 1591 01:16:40,221 --> 01:16:43,141 Oh! We love you both so much. 1592 01:16:43,308 --> 01:16:44,434 Both of us? 1593 01:16:44,601 --> 01:16:46,227 With all our heart. 1594 01:16:50,398 --> 01:16:52,108 Let's go home. 1595 01:16:59,866 --> 01:17:01,367 How do I look? 1596 01:17:04,537 --> 01:17:05,997 You look great. 1597 01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:16,382 Well, team, good job. 1598 01:17:16,549 --> 01:17:18,510 Staci, this letter should get you 1599 01:17:18,593 --> 01:17:20,011 into the school of your choice. 1600 01:17:21,721 --> 01:17:24,349 - Kindergarten? - That's right. 1601 01:17:24,516 --> 01:17:25,892 And if there's anything else... 1602 01:17:26,059 --> 01:17:27,018 How about a raise? 1603 01:17:27,185 --> 01:17:28,394 Staci, you don't get paid. 1604 01:17:28,561 --> 01:17:29,813 - One million ziggity-five! - Eight! 1605 01:17:29,979 --> 01:17:30,814 - A tricycle! - Skates! 1606 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:31,815 - Candy corn? - Lollipop! 1607 01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:32,982 Deal. 1608 01:17:34,818 --> 01:17:36,528 Best boss ever. 1609 01:17:36,694 --> 01:17:37,904 And you guys don't always have to 1610 01:17:38,071 --> 01:17:39,322 toe the company line, you know? 1611 01:17:39,489 --> 01:17:40,740 It's okay to think for yourself. 1612 01:17:40,907 --> 01:17:41,741 - No, sir! - No way! 1613 01:17:41,908 --> 01:17:43,034 That's a terrible idea! 1614 01:17:43,201 --> 01:17:44,577 That's the attitude. 1615 01:17:44,744 --> 01:17:45,829 - Oh, you're so right! - You've got it, sir! 1616 01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:46,996 - You're the man! - Absolutely! 1617 01:17:48,665 --> 01:17:49,916 Here you go, big guy. 1618 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:52,252 - Oh! - You've earned it. 1619 01:17:56,256 --> 01:17:57,590 You wanna hug me, don't you? 1620 01:17:57,757 --> 01:17:58,758 Mmm-hmm. 1621 01:17:59,676 --> 01:18:01,094 Ah! Ooh! 1622 01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:03,346 I'll miss you too, buddy. Okay. 1623 01:18:06,432 --> 01:18:08,601 - There, there. - It'll be okay, big guy. 1624 01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:10,061 So... 1625 01:18:11,437 --> 01:18:12,438 you did it. 1626 01:18:12,605 --> 01:18:14,774 No. We did it. 1627 01:18:15,441 --> 01:18:18,695 By the way, congratulations on your promotion. 1628 01:18:18,862 --> 01:18:21,614 The corner office, the private potty. 1629 01:18:21,698 --> 01:18:22,699 All that stuff. 1630 01:18:22,866 --> 01:18:24,367 But, hey! How about you? 1631 01:18:24,534 --> 01:18:26,619 You have your parents all to yourself. 1632 01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:33,293 So what am I gonna tell Mom and Dad after you leave? 1633 01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:34,627 Oh, don't worry. 1634 01:18:34,794 --> 01:18:37,255 Baby Corp has a procedure for situations like this. 1635 01:18:37,422 --> 01:18:40,300 It'll be like I was never born. 1636 01:18:41,551 --> 01:18:42,760 I almost forgot! 1637 01:18:44,971 --> 01:18:47,140 - Hoo-hoo! - No way! Lam-Lam! 1638 01:18:47,307 --> 01:18:48,808 - You fixed her. - Yep. 1639 01:18:48,975 --> 01:18:51,311 She's as good as new. She's a tough one. 1640 01:18:52,896 --> 01:18:55,315 Well, I guess we both got what we wanted. 1641 01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:56,941 It's a win-win. 1642 01:19:07,577 --> 01:19:08,912 Oh, uh... 1643 01:19:08,995 --> 01:19:10,121 Probably should... 1644 01:19:10,288 --> 01:19:11,289 Oh, yeah. 1645 01:19:11,831 --> 01:19:14,417 So, um, stay in school. 1646 01:19:14,584 --> 01:19:16,628 I don't really have a choice. 1647 01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:17,795 Yeah, right. 1648 01:19:19,172 --> 01:19:21,007 - Goodbye, Tim. - Bye. 1649 01:19:35,521 --> 01:19:37,106 Oh, yeah, right. 1650 01:20:05,843 --> 01:20:07,845 He left as suddenly as he arrived. 1651 01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:09,055 Bye. 1652 01:20:09,222 --> 01:20:12,475 Finally, my life was perfect again. 1653 01:20:17,897 --> 01:20:19,816 Forget about the baby. 1654 01:20:19,983 --> 01:20:22,485 Forget about the baby. 1655 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:38,084 Oopsies! 1656 01:20:38,251 --> 01:20:39,502 Pardon me, big fella. 1657 01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:01,774 Surprise! 1658 01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,948 Hooray! 1659 01:21:33,056 --> 01:21:34,932 Hup-hup. Hup-hup. 1660 01:21:40,146 --> 01:21:41,439 Forget about the baby? 1661 01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:44,317 No, thanks. I'm good. 1662 01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:45,985 Okie-dokie. 1663 01:21:57,497 --> 01:21:58,498 Whoa! 1664 01:23:21,831 --> 01:23:22,957 Argh. 1665 01:23:37,096 --> 01:23:38,556 Dear Boss Baby... 1666 01:23:38,723 --> 01:23:40,558 I don't usually write very much... 1667 01:23:40,725 --> 01:23:43,811 but now I know that memos are very important things. 1668 01:23:43,978 --> 01:23:46,189 Even though I never went to business school... 1669 01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:48,566 I did learn to share in kindergarten. 1670 01:23:48,733 --> 01:23:51,444 And if there isn't enough love for the two of us... 1671 01:23:51,611 --> 01:23:53,946 then I wanna give you all of mine. 1672 01:24:23,726 --> 01:24:25,394 I would like to offer you a job. 1673 01:24:25,561 --> 01:24:26,687 It will be hard work... 1674 01:24:26,854 --> 01:24:28,898 and there will be no pay. 1675 01:24:29,690 --> 01:24:32,735 But the good news is that you can never be fired. 1676 01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:35,947 And I promise you this. 1677 01:24:36,489 --> 01:24:39,116 Every morning when you wake up, I will be there. 1678 01:24:39,283 --> 01:24:41,619 Every night at dinner, I will be there. 1679 01:24:41,786 --> 01:24:44,288 Every birthday party, every Christmas morning... 1680 01:24:44,455 --> 01:24:45,623 I will be there. 1681 01:24:48,167 --> 01:24:50,753 Year after year after year. 1682 01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:58,678 We will grow old together. 1683 01:25:00,054 --> 01:25:04,100 And you and I will always be brothers. 1684 01:25:04,684 --> 01:25:05,685 Always. 1685 01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:09,605 Whoo! 1686 01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:29,625 Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m. 1687 01:25:32,336 --> 01:25:34,005 What's the point, Wizzie? 1688 01:25:34,171 --> 01:25:36,424 Because it's 7:00 a.m. 1689 01:25:36,590 --> 01:25:39,302 I have one job to do, and you make it so difficult. 1690 01:25:43,848 --> 01:25:45,516 It's okay, little halfling. 1691 01:25:45,683 --> 01:25:47,518 Sometimes, I get confused too. 1692 01:25:47,685 --> 01:25:50,229 Especially during daylight savings time. 1693 01:25:50,396 --> 01:25:52,189 Spring forward, fall back. 1694 01:25:52,356 --> 01:25:54,567 We don't even have calendars in the wizard's realm! 1695 01:25:54,734 --> 01:25:58,279 There is no spring, only darkness and winter! 1696 01:25:58,446 --> 01:26:00,740 I'm not confused at all, Wizzie. 1697 01:26:00,906 --> 01:26:01,991 I just miss him. 1698 01:26:02,074 --> 01:26:03,075 Oh. 1699 01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:18,299 Tim, look who's here! 1700 01:26:18,382 --> 01:26:19,967 It's your new baby... 1701 01:26:20,134 --> 01:26:21,218 Brother! 1702 01:26:22,011 --> 01:26:23,471 You're here! You're really here! 1703 01:26:23,637 --> 01:26:24,805 Gentle, gentle. 1704 01:26:24,972 --> 01:26:26,974 You came back! 1705 01:26:27,725 --> 01:26:30,895 Say hello to Theodore Lindsey Templeton. 1706 01:26:31,187 --> 01:26:32,355 Lindsey? 1707 01:26:32,730 --> 01:26:35,107 Aw! 1708 01:26:35,191 --> 01:26:36,150 Who's ticklish? 1709 01:26:36,233 --> 01:26:37,193 Who's ticklish? 1710 01:26:37,276 --> 01:26:38,486 Here you go. 1711 01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:44,742 So, that's my story. 1712 01:26:46,452 --> 01:26:47,661 Our story. 1713 01:26:48,621 --> 01:26:52,208 Luckily for me and my little brother, it had a happy ending. 1714 01:26:54,210 --> 01:26:56,253 Is that a true story, Daddy? 1715 01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:58,631 Well, sweetie, that's how I remember it. 1716 01:26:58,798 --> 01:27:00,549 - But you know what I found out? - What? 1717 01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:02,968 There's plenty of love for everyone. 1718 01:27:03,135 --> 01:27:04,053 Even me? 1719 01:27:04,220 --> 01:27:05,721 Especially you. 1720 01:27:05,888 --> 01:27:07,264 Just ask your Uncle Ted. 1721 01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:09,809 Hey, kid, I hear you're gonna have a baby sister. 1722 01:27:09,934 --> 01:27:11,185 I wanted a horse. 1723 01:27:11,352 --> 01:27:13,938 Here you go, kid. Go get yourself a horse. 1724 01:27:14,105 --> 01:27:16,899 You know, I'm proud of you, Leslie. 1725 01:27:17,066 --> 01:27:18,692 Back at ya, Lindsey. 1726 01:27:29,036 --> 01:27:31,038 Hi there, baby sister. 1727 01:27:43,968 --> 01:27:48,264 What the world needs now 1728 01:27:48,347 --> 01:27:51,100 Is love, sweet love 1729 01:27:51,809 --> 01:27:57,398 It's the only thing that there's just too little of 1730 01:27:57,565 --> 01:28:00,776 What the world needs now 1731 01:28:01,610 --> 01:28:03,821 Is love, sweet love 1732 01:28:04,738 --> 01:28:07,032 No, not just for some 1733 01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:11,203 But for everyone 1734 01:28:11,871 --> 01:28:15,916 Lord, we don't need another mountain 1735 01:28:16,750 --> 01:28:22,131 There are mountains and hillsides enough to climb 1736 01:28:23,090 --> 01:28:28,429 There are oceans and rivers enough to cross 1737 01:28:28,888 --> 01:28:32,683 Enough to last till the end of time 1738 01:28:34,477 --> 01:28:37,855 What the world needs now 1739 01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:40,900 Is love, sweet love 1740 01:28:42,026 --> 01:28:47,656 It's the only thing that there's just too little of 1741 01:28:47,907 --> 01:28:51,035 What the world needs now 1742 01:28:51,619 --> 01:28:54,788 Is love, sweet love 1743 01:28:55,498 --> 01:29:00,294 No, not just for some but for everyone 1744 01:29:02,171 --> 01:29:06,467 Lord, we don't need another meadow 1745 01:29:06,759 --> 01:29:09,011 There are cornfields 1746 01:29:09,094 --> 01:29:12,306 And wheat fields enough to grow 1747 01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:15,100 There are sunbeams 1748 01:29:15,184 --> 01:29:18,395 And moonbeams enough to shine 1749 01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:24,193 Oh, listen, Lord if you want to know 1750 01:29:27,321 --> 01:29:31,075 What the world needs now 1751 01:29:31,534 --> 01:29:34,620 Is love, sweet love 1752 01:29:34,703 --> 01:29:40,584 It's the only thing that there's just too little of 1753 01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:46,715 What the world needs now is love, sweet love 1754 01:29:47,633 --> 01:29:50,052 No, not just for some 1755 01:29:50,135 --> 01:29:52,555 But for... 1756 01:29:56,559 --> 01:29:58,102 Everyone 1757 01:30:05,484 --> 01:30:09,321 What the world needs now 1758 01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:15,452 What the world needs now 1759 01:30:15,786 --> 01:30:17,621 Need love 1760 01:30:18,414 --> 01:30:21,834 What the world needs now 1761 01:30:22,793 --> 01:30:24,670 Is love, sweet love 1762 01:30:24,878 --> 01:30:25,629 Argh! 1763 01:30:25,796 --> 01:30:27,006 All right, guys. 1764 01:30:27,172 --> 01:30:28,215 Time for bed. 1765 01:30:28,382 --> 01:30:30,467 Oh, come on, Mom. Just a little longer. 1766 01:30:30,634 --> 01:30:32,803 Okay. 1767 01:30:34,972 --> 01:30:37,182 Need a little love 1768 01:30:38,267 --> 01:30:40,519 Oh, we need love 1769 01:30:44,315 --> 01:30:50,821 What we need is love 1770 01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:13,620 Wake up, little halflings! It's time to leave. 1771 01:37:13,787 --> 01:37:17,207 Go and live your peasant lives. 1772 01:37:18,250 --> 01:37:19,710 Be gone with you! 118397