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Do you want to hear about the day it all began?

That was the day I asked my husband for a divorce.

Everything he did would irritate me.

And I had a lot on my mind, especially with my boss and his expectations of me

being the new supervisor.

Good morning.

Morning, sweetheart.

Just give me ten minutes.

Mr. Peters is going to call any second.

And he needs this revision.

Don't stress, babe.

I'll make myself breakfast.

say to me a full cup of coffee.

Ciao.

with ten measly minutes.

He's going to call at 9 a .m. sharp, and he's already mad about losing the

Henderson account.

Steve the Snake is vying at my job.

I can't lose my job.

What if I lose my job?

How are we going to pay for the mortgage if I lose my job? Well, whose fault was

it when you decided to stay up all night and talk with the neighbor girl instead

of doing your work? I talked to Ivy for 20 minutes, and then I got right back to

work.

You said you needed ten minutes for the revisions, okay?

That's ten minutes you spent with Ivy.

Now tell me. You're being so insensitive.

Like, all you care about is yourself.

You need to get out.

Get out!

No, I'm not leaving.

This is my house.

Well, then I want a divorce.

That's when I told him to get out, that I've had enough.

And I went over to Ivy's house.

Ivy's our neighbor and friend.

We've been friends for six years now.

Okay, what's going on?

Just Todd, man. He just doesn't understand. I told Ivy about the fight.

About all the little arguments lately.

She listened quietly.

She gets me.

I knew she would agree that I have to leave him.

You have to stay with your husband.

What? Well, okay, so, marriages work, obviously.

You have to put in time, like you do at a job. You have to put in time together.

But you don't understand.

It's as if he wants to divorce me.

I told him I wanted a divorce, and he calmly said, okay.

Who does that?

I agree with you. There is something wrong with your marriage.

But you can't split your family up.

He would take everything you have, one.

Two, you would have to split up time with your son.

That would kill your son, to split up his family. You can't do that to him.

I guess... I guess you're right.

How is sex with Chad?

What in the... have to do with anything.

It has everything to do with if your relationship is salvageable or not.

The sex is amazing.

And, you know, Chad is an amazing lover and he always surprises me.

Yeah.

You know, maybe we should do marriage counseling.

Jenny knows a psychiatrist that does that. No, no, no, no, no.

Psychiatrists are just going to pill you up and bleed you dry of all your money.

Just let me talk to him.

So, what are you going to say?

I will come over when you're at work. I'll pretend like I misjudged our

day or something.

And I'll just casually remind him how amazing you guys are together.

And I feel like sometimes all it takes is a stranger, you know, to...

Make him realize and think again about how lucky he really is to have you.

I mean, how big is his cock?

Oh, um,

it's big. Like, sometimes too big.

So, he doesn't satisfy you all the time? Well, I mean, he's a big guy.

And I have a shallow cervix.

I don't cum.

Every single time.

That's normal, right?

Um... You mean to tell me that you have a mind -blowing orgasm every time

with your husband?

Yeah. And if he's spent, I make him eat his tongue.

Um... I don't like world sex.

What?

Oh my god.

I guess I'm too self -conscious for him to be next to my private areas.

I don't go down on him much either.

I don't think oral sex is our thing.

I just make love.

Oh, my sweet girlfriend.

There is an entire world of pleasure that you know nothing about.

Look, I definitely have orgasms with this cock. I mean, he's amazing.

You will never convince me.

It's almost kind of like you're telling me that you're a virgin. Sex is so much

better when you use all of your senses.

You have to touch him, see him, taste him, smell him.

You mean him see me?

Like, in broad daylight?

Do you only have sex at night?

I don't think it's such an odd thing.

This is the problem. You guys need to experience each other in a whole new

Truly experience each other. How are we going to get you comfortable enough to

do that?

Oh, you know what I could do? I could get blasted drunk.

What? Then I wouldn't be so self -conscious.

I'd just be free and do whatever I want.

No, you might not remember it. I don't know.

You

know,

I could try having sex with a lamp on.

And then ease my way into oral sex.

You know, baby steps.

I think I can help you.

This is going to sound a little weird.

Why don't you let me taste you?

And I can tell you if your pussy tastes all right.

But she wasn't joking.

She was serious.

And I thought it was a little weird that she wanted to taste me.

But... No, it doesn't make you a lesbian if you let me taste you. I know what

you're worried about. Your taste and your scent.

Just let me taste you, I'll tell you if you're okay, or if you should just bite

the bullet and live a life of sexual deprivation.

I thought it was hot, her tasting me.

This sounds crazy.

Hold on, you're panning.

I didn't want to be too excited.

I didn't want her to think that I was a closet lesbian or something.

Ivy, no, what are you doing?

Your husband's downstairs.

I'm trying to help you out. Don't worry, Darren is not going to come anywhere

near that door. He saw how upset you were.

They do not want to be anywhere near Girl Talk.

I don't... I don't know, Ivy.

This is weird.

Like, remember that one time when we were jogging and your ponytail

hit me in the face?

I tasted your sweat and your sweat tasted fine and I'm sure your pussy will

the same.

You think it'll help?

Yes, it'll definitely help.

Take off your panties.

We've been friends for so long. Exactly.

Don't be ungrateful. This is weird for me too. I'm trying to help you out.

Don't be shy.

We've known each other for a very long time.

It's okay.

Open your legs. They'll be fine.

Don't be self -conscious.

What are you doing?

I need to get you wet to taste you. Don't worry.

It's like a beautiful butterfly

Does

that

feel good?

So?

What do I taste like?

Wait. Wait.

What are you doing?

I'm helping you become more comfortable with your sexuality. You said you wanted

to, right? Don't you want to save your marriage?

I do, but... Shut up and kiss me.

Her mouth felt so warm.

So wet.

Her tongue was like velvet.

Oh. Oh.

for the first time.

Yes.

It's not cheating, I'm a girl

taste yourself.

I'm going to fuck you better than Chad ever had.

I feel better now.

think you're brave enough to try it with Chad now?

Mission accomplished.

I'm so lucky to have a friend like you.

I knew our love would transcend to the next level.

And we'd fall in love all over again.

Oh, hey, Ivy.

Hey, is Scarlett home?

No, she went to your place, right?

Yeah, she left an hour ago.

Ivy made everything okay.

She made me feel so confident.

She made me feel like I was going to be a better wife.

Oh, that's right.

I keep thinking it's Saturday.

I wanted to ask her if she wanted to go shopping with me.

Oh, well, do you mind if I use your restroom real quick since I'm here?

Yeah, yeah, no problem. It's the first door on the right.

going to be the wife my husband deserved.

Oh, you don't have to get up for me.

I just wanted to let you know that Scarlett told me about your

guys' problem.

And I'm totally on your side. Totally on your side.

You are?

Absolutely. I mean, she's got to be less uptight. She's so irritable lately and

she's taking it out on you.

Poor guy.

Thank you.

Feels like anything I do annoys her lately.

Like, I was walking around the house too heavy. I don't know, like, I chew too

loudly.

Like, even last week, I was breathing too loudly.

Seriously?

Breathing too loud? Yeah, but, hey, I mean, she's under a lot of stress at

She got a promotion, she got a whole team of people working underneath her,

she's not even going to get her raise until they're satisfied with her being a

supervisor. Yeah, that's gotta be it.

But I'm definitely doing my best to get her a little uptight in the bedroom.

She told you about our sex life?

She told you there's a problem?

I mean, yeah, but she said it's not your fault at all. I told you I'm on your

side.

Yeah, but hey, I'm her best friend. Girls talk.

Hey, I totally feel for you.

She's really wholesome and just overall an amazing girl, but I know she has to

be less mousy and stiff.

She's going to keep a man like yourself satisfied.

Yeah, I wouldn't say that she's melty, no.

I just mean you're very handsome.

masculine.

I know you must have so many sexual needs that are unfulfilled.

I just feel like you need more of a wolf in the

bedroom than a little mouse.

Don't you think?

Thanks. But, really, I don't think we need any help in that department.

She... She wants sex even when we're fighting.

Makeup sex is so passionate.

So do you throw her down and fuck the anger out of her?

Missionary, of course.

I know Scarlett's a mish girl.

So she also told me you have a big cock.

Do you lay her down and punish her with it when she's been a bad girl?

You're her husband next door, right?

I don't want to talk about my husband.

I want to talk about you, your needs, your cops.

I talked to Scarlett.

She gave me permission to fuck you and let you fuck me.

Exactly how you've been wanting to fuck her.

She said that?

Mm -hmm.

She can be your proper little wife, and

I can be your dirty whore next door.

The one thing I love about my husband is his loyalty.

I know that he would never cheat on me.

Do you want to see me naked?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No.

You know, I better text Scarlett.

It's not like her to be cool with me looking at another woman.

Or an open relationship, for that matter.

He won't even look at a beautiful woman when she walks by.

Yeah, she just... Open relationships, she just thinks that they're toxic,

I... I don't think so.

He's grateful, too.

You know, he actually told me that I was the only truly beautiful

woman he's ever seen.

I know you're beautiful.

I know how hard you are for me.

When was the last time you had a blue jaw?

Do you want to see my pretty lips wrapped around your cock?

If you were my husband,

I wouldn't be neglecting this beautiful cock.

um um

since you've had this.

talk about this new arrangement with her?

No.

We want to keep it a little secret.

See, the way I see it, you and I are really lucky to have partners that

understand we need a little more.

And we shouldn't throw their inadequacy in their face.

Don't you think?

Do you want to see my pussy?

Does she ever ride you like this?

Does she?

Do you like it?

Oh, yes, yes, fuck me back, fuck me back, yes, oh, yes, yes, fuck me with

fucking mute code, yes, oh,

yes, oh,

yes, oh,

fuck, am I going to sleep, yes, yes, yes, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

I'm gonna fucking call you daddy.